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00:00:00 #1 Many customers, Mac, businesses, parables.

00:01:27 #2 Give it to them good.

00:01:40 #3 Are you waiting for a fire?

00:02:02 #4 Now listen, officer, I wasn't really speeding.

00:02:04 #5 No?

00:02:06 #6 I noticed some snails was in by you when you passed that billboard.

00:02:11 #7 I mean, I wasn't speeding. I was just hurrying.

00:02:14 #8 But what's your name?

00:02:15 #9 Joe Blair. You see, officer, I'm on my way to get married.

00:02:19 #10 Well, where's your license?

00:02:21 #11 Here it is.

00:02:23 #12 No, I mean your driver's license.

00:02:26 #13 Oh, but opposite, this is on the level.

00:02:28 #14 See here.

00:02:30 #15 Joe Blair and Alice Blake.

00:02:32 #16 There it is.

00:02:33 #17 Hey, you're not going to get any sympathy out of me

00:02:35 #18 just because you fell for some dame.

00:02:37 #19 But, officer, hey, I'd be doing you a favor

00:02:39 #20 if I threw you in the can right now, buddy.

00:02:41 #21 You know dames are the cause of all the trouble in the world.

00:02:44 #22 But this is different.

00:02:58 #23 You see, there's a big race on.

00:02:59 #24 And there's another fellow hurrying to the flying field.

00:03:01 #25 Oh, yeah?

00:03:03 #26 That's him.

00:03:09 #27 That's Peter Foley.

00:03:10 #28 Don't worry.

00:03:12 #29 Bull will get him.

00:03:13 #30 What did I tell you? What did I tell you?

00:03:23 #31 You on your way to a fire?

00:03:34 #32 No, I'm on my way to get married.

00:03:37 #33 Oh, yeah?

00:03:38 #34 Yeah.

00:03:40 #35 Here's the license.

00:03:41 #36 Peter Foley and Alice Blake.

00:03:43 #37 She's coming in from Kansas City by plane.

00:03:46 #38 I'm gonna rush her off her feet and marry before she knows what it's all about.

00:03:49 #39 I know just how you feel.

00:03:52 #40 I'm gonna swell day myself.

00:03:54 #41 Officer, you're a pal.

00:03:56 #42 Yeah.

00:03:58 #43 There she is now. There's the plane. I got to be hustling along.

00:04:03 #44 Okay, kid. You've got a clear road to the airport. Step on it.

00:04:07 #45 I want to tell her about you.

00:04:12 #46 Yeah.

00:04:14 #47 Give the bride a little kiss for me.

00:04:18 #48 Hey, give the bride a little kiss for me.

00:04:22 #49 Hello, Sarge. See your wild bull Morgan.

00:04:30 #50 The sweet 160 and you practically kissed him before he pulled out.

00:04:34 #51 before he pulled out.

00:04:35 #52 Oh, sorry.

00:04:36 #53 That guy would get married.

00:04:38 #54 Well, you're transferred to the mount patrol.

00:04:40 #55 You probably won't find so many bridegrooms up there.

00:04:43 #56 Oh, sorry.

00:04:44 #57 That allows me to hop on that bicycle and get going.

00:04:49 #58 Bride for me.

00:05:09 #59 What's the matter?

00:05:10 #60 Old Aunt Peas give you a ball and out?

00:05:12 #61 A ball and out.

00:05:15 #62 Transfer me to the mountain patrol just because I feel sorry for some guy that's going to get married.

00:05:20 #63 Yeah, some group tried to play the same thing on me.

00:05:23 #64 Said he was gonna meet his girl at the airport.

00:05:26 #65 But a nice pink ticket.

00:05:29 #66 Was the girl's name Alice Blake?

00:05:31 #67 Yeah, that was it. Why?

00:05:35 #68 Nothing.

00:05:36 #69 Couple with me is I'm too soft-hearted about love.

00:05:41 #70 Ha-ha-ha.

00:05:46 #71 That's on a kind of being engaged to Julie.

00:05:53 #72 Ain't she a swell, Dane?

00:05:56 #73 Is this the tomato?

00:05:58 #74 Don't call my dame a tomato. I suppose she wouldn't look at anybody else with you now she wouldn't

00:06:04 #75 I found a girl parking one of those hugging snuggle coupé's up on the palisades the other night and she looks mighty like her

00:06:12 #76 Like Julie as she was all tied up in a knot with some big guy some big guy

00:06:19 #77 not Julie

00:06:21 #78 She ain't that kind of a girl. Maybe she's got her sister. No

00:06:25 #79 Now.

00:06:28 #80 Say, did I hear you say you'll get my ticket?

00:06:30 #81 Yeah, where's the money?

00:06:32 #82 Oh, Parker's the name.

00:06:36 #83 I remember. He was driving one of those bright yellow coupes.

00:06:40 #84 Yellow coupes?

00:06:42 #85 Yeah.

00:06:45 #86 You know, if I ever catch Julie chiseling on me,

00:06:48 #87 it'll just be too bad for the guy she's with, that's all.

00:06:51 #88 Papa's rough this morning.

00:07:04 #89 Well, you drowse the John Gilbert and any man.

00:07:07 #90 So I've been told before. Duty calls.

00:07:13 #91 Hot number that Julia gal.

00:07:20 #92 Eh, she... you know she is.

00:07:27 #93 G.W.? Oh, Mama's day being married. It's no use.

00:07:31 #94 Miss Diaz?

00:07:33 #95 Oh... last night I was your itty-bitty princess.

00:07:37 #96 But this morning I'm just the office photographer.

00:07:40 #97 Now, Julie, we've got to watch our step around here.

00:07:44 #98 Yes, and other places too.

00:07:46 #99 places to get that cop that handed us the parking ticket the other night had been

00:07:50 #100 full well there's another world war will you quit talking about that cop.

00:08:02 #101 Peter fully. What he's going away in a trip. On his way to the airport young

00:08:13 #102 police trying to beat me out of the money you know me his check just bounce back

00:08:17 #103 again a follow gay bull bad check one and what he did to him you think that cop is

00:08:25 #104 tough well come along to the airport and watch me in action okay George George E in

00:08:34 #105 the coupé miss Parker in the office yes Mr Parker that's better was that the

00:09:39 #106 plane from Kansas City that was a plane in San Diego the Kansas City planes

00:09:43 #107 been delayed. In the serious no no just headwinds when will it be in well that's hard

00:09:49 #108 to tell it might be several hours late. Thanks. Now let's get in no her plane is late. Well

00:10:02 #109 that's great I was afraid that speed cop had ruined my chances you haven't got any

00:10:06 #110 chances anyway Alice's promise to be my wife that's all he's done now just a minute.

00:10:33 #111 Hello, Mr. Parker.

00:10:34 #112 So you're trying to beat it away from me, are you?

00:10:37 #113 Well, this time you're going to jail.

00:10:39 #114 Well, what do you mean?

00:10:40 #115 That rubber check of yours bounced back again this morning.

00:10:44 #116 Then I'm on my way now to swear out a warrant.

00:10:46 #117 Well, we'll just have a little patience, Mr. Parker.

00:10:47 #118 Why, you told me you're going to get all straightened out,

00:10:50 #119 but you'd have money to burn.

00:10:51 #120 Well, I would have had it if the plane hadn't

00:10:53 #121 had been delayed with my girl aboard.

00:10:55 #122 What's that?

00:10:56 #123 Oh, well, I might as well tell you the whole story.

00:10:59 #124 Well, don't make it a long story.

00:11:01 #125 I've been getting an allowance for my grandfather.

00:11:03 #126 Yes, I know all about that.

00:11:05 #127 And in a week moment, I wrote my grandfather that I was married,

00:11:08 #128 so I could have my allowance increased.

00:11:11 #129 And then he died and left the entire fortune to my wife.

00:11:15 #130 Do you follow me?

00:11:16 #131 Yes, I am way ahead of you.

00:11:18 #132 Yeah, I haven't got a wife.

00:11:20 #133 Exactly. And if the legacy isn't collected by midnight tonight,

00:11:23 #134 it goes to my Uncle Henry Pauli.

00:11:26 #135 Do you mean to tell me that all you've got to do

00:11:29 #136 appear there with a wife they've never seen and she can collect the fortune that's

00:11:34 #137 it I'll get you a wife but Mr. But me no buts come here Julia how would you like

00:11:49 #138 to get married oh Mr. Parker no no not to me to Mr. Foley just act as his wife for

00:11:56 #139 a couple of days well I may be weak but I know how to now Julie it's all on the

00:12:02 #140 up and up Foley's got to have a wife to collect a fortune you pose as a wife

00:12:06 #141 collect the fortune and he will make it worth your while I think the odd is

00:12:10 #142 ridiculous not so fast young man you do as I say you go to jail well if Alice

00:12:16 #143 hears about this she'll never marry me yes and if bull market is about this you

00:12:21 #144 will never be alive to marry your Alice who's bull Morgan while he's Julius

00:12:26 #145 sweetheart a motorcycle cop the menace of the great outdoors and how say you know

00:12:32 #146 He's so jealous that he punched my last boss right on the nose just on general principal

00:12:38 #147 Well, don't worry. You never hear about this. Now. Why do we go to collect?

00:12:43 #148 Up at Uncle Henry Folly's house. It's a spooky old place up at deadpine. Now wait a minute. Hot or cold we go there at once

00:12:51 #149 Well if it ain't me old pal

00:14:02 #150 Well, did you meet the little bride yet?

00:14:12 #151 No.

00:14:13 #152 I mean, yes.

00:14:17 #153 No.

00:14:18 #154 It was a stall, wasn't it?

00:14:21 #155 You're going to get plenty tickets, buddy.

00:14:24 #156 Nobody can fool Bull Morgan and get away with it.

00:14:28 #157 You Bull Morgan?

00:14:30 #158 In poison.

00:14:31 #159 Not a moving picture.

00:14:33 #160 But officer, listen.

00:14:34 #161 Officer me

00:14:36 #162 I'm gonna hang so many charges on you. I'll empty me book. What office or listen officer me

00:14:41 #163 They can just take you into the jug right now

00:14:47 #164 That's the only way to handle you guys

00:14:50 #165 Crank up that boiler

00:15:11 #166 Resist an arrest

00:15:15 #167 destroy and public property

00:15:19 #168 Drive and drunk the tempted manslaughter

00:15:24 #169 a. Full.

00:16:19 #170 With that. Nobody is a storm blowing up.

00:16:28 #171 Why on earth Henry do you persist in living in this spooky old house all alone?

00:16:35 #172 Why it barely gives me the creeps.

00:16:39 #173 Well it's good enough for me.

00:16:41 #174 I can't understand why not your Winston isn't here.

00:16:44 #175 He won't be here.

00:16:46 #176 What do you mean?

00:16:48 #177 Well he's no fool.

00:16:50 #178 He won't come up the mountain on a night like this.

00:16:56 #179 They're my new writers.

00:17:09 #180 Oh you almost scared me to death.

00:17:12 #181 It's always bad when there's a storm coming up.

00:17:15 #182 I married him too.

00:17:28 #183 I'll be quiet.

00:17:30 #184 That's no way to speak to your wife.

00:17:32 #185 Cut out the comedy.

00:17:33 #186 Anybody think you two were really married?

00:17:35 #187 Well, what was that?

00:17:43 #188 Must be a mountain lion.

00:17:44 #189 They jumped down on you from the trees.

00:17:55 #190 Must be lawyer Winston now.

00:17:57 #191 Oh, Henry.

00:18:12 #192 All right.

00:18:13 #193 Oh, Anne-Marie, how are you?

00:18:16 #194 I'm fine, Peter.

00:18:17 #195 And I'm so glad to see you.

00:18:20 #196 And of course, this is your dear little wife.

00:18:30 #197 Yeah, my wife.

00:18:35 #198 My dear, you must be cool. Come right on in and get more.

00:18:39 #199 Thank you. My dear, let me help you with your clothes.

00:18:48 #200 Oh, thank you.

00:18:58 #201 Uncle Henry, I want you to meet my wife. How are you?

00:19:02 #202 Oh, this is Mr. Parker.

00:19:06 #203 Uh, this is my Aunt Mary Foley.

00:19:08 #204 I'm very glad to know you.

00:19:10 #205 And this is my Uncle Henry Foley.

00:19:12 #206 How do you do?

00:19:13 #207 Well, I certainly am glad to meet you folks.

00:19:16 #208 I'm Peter's manager.

00:19:18 #209 Great little boy, Peter.

00:19:20 #210 He's going to make his mark on the world.

00:19:22 #211 Now, Mr. Parker...

00:19:23 #212 I just wanted to hear it.

00:19:25 #213 And this is Peter's little wife, Julie, God bless her.

00:19:29 #214 She's one girl in a million.

00:19:31 #215 Peter's a lucky boy I'll tell you.

00:19:33 #216 Oh, Mr. Parker.

00:19:43 #217 Oh, well what happened?

00:19:45 #218 Why the strong effects of the wires?

00:19:48 #219 And the lights are likely to go out any minute.

00:19:51 #220 What that?

00:19:52 #221 What?

00:19:53 #222 What did I ever let myself in for this?

00:19:54 #223 Julie's got a very nervous disposition.

00:19:57 #224 Oh, is that so?

00:19:59 #225 Now that we're here as call for why not turn the legacy over to Mrs. Foley and we can all take our leave at once

00:20:06 #226 Yeah, well the lawyer hasn't arrived yet. Well, I cannot understand what is happening to him

00:20:10 #227 Why left the village fully an hour before I did. Do you mean to say we have to wait for a lawyer before we can collect the estate?

00:20:16 #228 I certainly there's a lot of money involved here. Well, we have to wait so you might as well make yourselves comfortable

00:20:22 #229 I know you must be cold and you're probably has subs. That's right

00:20:27 #230 I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl.

00:20:31 #231 I mean a horse.

00:20:32 #232 Well, I'll see what I can find for you.

00:20:34 #233 Let me help you.

00:20:49 #234 Come on, I'll be here.

00:20:56 #235 But Julie wants to talk to you.

00:20:58 #236 Now you sit right down there.

00:21:00 #237 Peter, how much money do you expect to get from your grandfather's estate?

00:21:10 #238 Oh, I don't know. About $800,000.

00:21:12 #239 thousand dollars eight hundred thousand oh darling hey what's the idea oh Pete don't

00:21:25 #240 you love Julie a little bit I could be awfully fond of you now listen Julie I mean

00:21:32 #241 Miss Thorpe we're engaged in a business transaction and I don't want you to get

00:21:36 #242 any false ideas oh but Peter think how happy we could be on eight hundred thousand

00:21:42 #243 dollars we could have a home in the country and trips to Paris and maybe a

00:21:48 #244 yard say you seem to have forgotten all about Bo Morgan oh no I haven't

00:21:54 #245 Bo will make a good man show her why I think you're one of the most immoral

00:22:00 #246 women I have ever met Peter oh Peter was only falling weren't you peasy weep

00:22:10 #247 the. Yeah that's it I was I was only

00:22:18 #248 full. Of course. Don't do that. Look

00:22:33 #249 here fully you want to go to jail please

00:22:35 #250 don't say that then watch your step and

00:22:37 #251 give a perfect imitation of a loving

00:22:39 #252 husband Peter I thought you had a

00:23:19 #253 right. Hello Joe why I was I know

00:23:23 #254 your friends. You know. How do you do. Oh hello. We were on our way to get married when

00:23:34 #255 we got a lot. What. He. Intended to run away and get married without telling us so

00:23:43 #256 I must stay and have a bite you can't rush out in that storm all that'll be over in

00:23:48 #257 an hour or so and then we'll be on our way oh no no it won't it probably lasts for

00:23:53 #258 days and I'm quite sure Uncle Henry be delighted to put you up for the night.

00:23:59 #259 Yes my dear you must join us. Everything is ready on the table.

00:24:14 #260 You just wait till I get you alone. All's fair and love and war and this

00:24:18 #261 vote. Now it's the party place.

00:24:28 #262 And if that road.

00:24:29 #263 Well, go ahead, go on a trip.

00:24:31 #264 Not me, boss. Not me.

00:24:33 #265 I don't go near that place.

00:24:35 #266 What happened?

00:24:36 #267 The strange things happening in that house.

00:24:39 #268 Strange things.

00:24:41 #269 There's so much ghosts in there.

00:24:43 #270 Folks go out there there.

00:24:45 #271 And that includes this here, boss.

00:24:47 #272 All right, I'll water.

00:24:49 #273 Well, that's all I got, boss.

00:24:50 #274 That's the yes.

00:24:51 #275 All right, you can keep that, too.

00:24:54 #276 Yes.

00:24:55 #277 Get your old tin can out of here.

00:24:57 #278 No thank you.

00:24:59 #279 No?

00:25:00 #280 Oh, in a terrible storm like this, it was fortunate that you got lost so near Miss Holy's home.

00:25:08 #281 Why yes, it was.

00:25:12 #282 Well, it'll be over shortly. Alice and I are anxious to be on our way. Aren't we, Alice, dear?

00:25:18 #283 Why yes, of course, Joe.

00:25:21 #284 But this is a bad storm. Might last for a week.

00:25:25 #285 week all the way we'll mind that we'll be beating darling will if there's

00:25:34 #286 one thing I'm crazy about it's pork chops country style well I'm glad you like them

00:25:41 #287 I love to see people eat of course you have some potatoes yes of course oh of

00:25:47 #288 course we've been hearing a lot about his wife but this is the first time we've ever met her

00:26:19 #289 When I think of the cute little things that Peter wrote us.

00:26:22 #290 Now, Auntie, I'm sure no one wants to hear about that.

00:26:25 #291 I'm sure we'd all love to hear about what Peter wrote.

00:26:30 #292 Oh, yes. Tell us.

00:26:32 #293 Well, I remember how we laughed when Peter wrote us about

00:26:37 #294 the little very mark you have right on the middle of...

00:26:39 #295 Auntie!

00:26:40 #296 Peter, darling, you know there are some things you should keep to yourself.

00:26:52 #297 The lawyer went and did now.

00:26:54 #298 I thought you were the lawyer.

00:27:10 #299 The lawyer?

00:27:12 #300 Lady, I am the law.

00:27:14 #301 I don't understand.

00:27:17 #302 You don't have to understand.

00:27:18 #303 I'm looking for a guy named Foley.

00:27:20 #304 Oh, yeah?

00:27:22 #305 Could you be warning Mr. Foley, Foley?

00:27:29 #306 I'll tell him it twice is what I wanted for.

00:27:37 #307 Storm affects the wire.

00:27:39 #308 The lights, sir, the lights didn't go out any time.

00:27:43 #309 Why, the lights are out in the dining room,

00:27:45 #310 but we've been having a lot of trouble with them.

00:27:47 #311 You know, it's all right, Alice.

00:27:55 #312 Look how somebody turned them on.

00:27:56 #313 Don't worry.

00:27:59 #314 Did somebody turn out the lights?

00:28:01 #315 It's the storm.

00:28:03 #316 It affects the wires.

00:28:04 #317 This is Mr. Foley.

00:28:08 #318 Now the guy I'm looking for is a young punk.

00:28:12 #319 Oh, you want Peter Foley?

00:28:14 #320 Yes, the guy.

00:28:18 #321 And his wife.

00:28:19 #322 But where did they go?

00:28:21 #323 Gone, huh?

00:28:22 #324 They sneaked upstairs.

00:28:23 #325 Oh, upstairs?

00:28:24 #326 You know how newly married couples are.

00:28:28 #327 I thought you said they'd been married for a year.

00:28:32 #328 A year. I don't care a lot that been married I want I got something I get them.

00:28:41 #329 I'm Peter's manager. I'll go and get him here.

00:29:04 #330 Yes, you've got to get him out of the house who we accept the tickets and we can get rid of.

00:29:12 #331 Then I get him again. What does he do?

00:29:15 #332 He knocks my motorcycle off of the mountain.

00:29:17 #333 I killed guys for less than that.

00:29:20 #334 Please, you get rid of him.

00:29:24 #335 I will, and will cost you another 5,000.

00:29:28 #336 Officer, if you'll give me the tickets, I'll take care of them.

00:29:37 #337 Mr. Foley and his wife have retired for the night.

00:29:40 #338 Tickets may I. I'm going to take him with me now.

00:29:44 #339 But, Officer, neither of you could leave the house tonight in this awful storm.

00:29:49 #340 All right, I'll stay, but I'm going to take him with me in the morning.

00:29:56 #341 to take them with me in the morning. You sit down have a bite to eat. Yeah well.

00:30:04 #342 Morgan. Mr. Morgan. This is with Alice Blake. Alice Blake. Yeah. And Mr. Blair

00:30:14 #343 has the answer and of course Mr. Parker. I say I met you somewhere before. I've

00:30:27 #344 I've never been anywhere before.

00:30:32 #345 Your name's Parker, eh?

00:30:34 #346 Yes.

00:30:35 #347 G-W Parker.

00:30:40 #348 Do you drive a yellow coupe?

00:30:44 #349 Coupe?

00:30:45 #350 Yeah.

00:30:48 #351 No.

00:30:50 #352 I won't ride in anything but an open car.

00:30:55 #353 Grease is blowing.

00:30:57 #354 The great- Parker, you scastly eat.

00:31:05 #355 I'm not very hungry.

00:31:07 #356 I am.

00:31:33 #357 What are you doing?

00:31:35 #358 I'm going to bed.

00:31:37 #359 Did you bring your pajamas?

00:31:41 #360 I'm going to get out of here.

00:31:42 #361 Time we had a little hard to hard talk.

00:31:49 #362 You open that door.

00:31:51 #363 You won't do anything.

00:31:53 #364 You're going to stay right here and listen to what I've got to say.

00:31:56 #365 What are you going to do?

00:31:58 #366 Well, I've decided to marry you, P.D. dear.

00:32:02 #367 What?

00:32:04 #368 $800,000 only comes into a girl's lifetime once.

00:32:08 #369 And nobody's ever going to say that little Julie

00:32:10 #370 didn't listen to old man opportunity when he knocked.

00:32:15 #371 So he's one of these guys that talks about himself.

00:32:19 #372 Now he says to the big punk,

00:32:21 #373 so you could talk to animals, can ya?

00:32:25 #374 Ask this skunk what the big idea.

00:32:29 #375 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:32:32 #376 They're listening.

00:32:33 #377 Sorry, but Mr. Morgan and Mr. Parker will have to sleep together.

00:32:38 #378 OK by me, and how they strike you, OK, buddy?

00:32:43 #379 Certainly.

00:32:45 #380 If you'll come with me, I'll show you to the room.

00:32:48 #381 Thank you. See you between the sheets. Get out of here.

00:33:26 #382 Get out of here. That bull is going to sleep in here with me.

00:33:30 #383 Looks like you'd have to sleep in the bathroom. Where's Julia?

00:33:33 #384 I just got away from her. She made up her mind. She's going to marry me.

00:33:37 #385 That wouldn't be a bad idea. She's a swell name.

00:33:45 #386 Say you forget that I'm in love with Alice. She's the girl I'm going to marry.

00:33:49 #387 Oh, forget it. You heard her say she's going to marry Blair. Julia is the girl for you.

00:33:57 #388 I'm here to sleep on the couch.

00:33:59 #389 Get out of here!

00:34:00 #390 All right, buddy.

00:34:07 #391 I got the clothes.

00:34:11 #392 I'll get that much belong to you, lady.

00:34:13 #393 Say, let's match to see who has to wear this one.

00:34:25 #394 You'll wear that one and...

00:34:27 #395 Yes.

00:34:29 #396 Then where have I seen you before?

00:34:36 #397 I've got a twin brother.

00:34:38 #398 Well, I guess I'll mop up a little.

00:34:45 #399 Get the bathroom.

00:34:46 #400 Yes.

00:34:48 #401 No, what do you mean? No, well there might be somebody in there

00:35:02 #402 You'd probably be married by this time wouldn't you yes indeed well good night my dear good night

00:35:22 #403 Don't scream Alice. I can explain everything if you just give me a minute. I don't want ever to speak to you again

00:35:37 #404 Oh, you can't do that

00:35:40 #405 Peter I'm surprised at you. Oh, it's perfectly alright Annie

00:35:48 #406 I'm not so sure.

00:35:50 #407 What would your wife say if she could see you?

00:35:53 #408 Yes, Peter. What would your wife say?

00:35:55 #409 Old-fashioned romp.

00:35:57 #410 Oh, my dear.

00:36:04 #411 To say that I'm surprised is pulling it mildly.

00:36:08 #412 Oh, but let's fully... I...

00:36:31 #413 Come in.

00:36:39 #414 Oh, I don't care if he is a little shrimp.

00:36:41 #415 I mean bull the cop.

00:36:43 #416 What?

00:36:44 #417 So this young weasel couldn't be separated from his little wife, huh?

00:37:18 #418 Get these crazy about it.

00:37:23 #419 No.

00:37:26 #420 Yes.

00:37:28 #421 Yeah.

00:37:29 #422 He's crazy about him all right, isn't he?

00:37:34 #423 Yeah.

00:37:35 #424 No.

00:37:37 #425 You know, I've got a girl named Julie.

00:37:47 #426 Oh, I'm nuts about it.

00:37:50 #427 That's why I'm so softhearted when I run up against a guy that you love.

00:37:56 #428 I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean to be so rough. Would you?

00:38:04 #429 That's all right. I think I'll turn out the lights.

00:38:11 #430 No. Always sleep with the lights on.

00:38:21 #431 When I think about Julie, I get so youthful.

00:38:28 #432 Julie is your sweetheart?

00:38:30 #433 And how?

00:38:32 #434 Say, I'm so nuts about her, it makes me feel rotten.

00:38:42 #435 You must be in love with her. Oh

00:38:45 #436 You're asking me am I?

00:38:48 #437 I'm so jealous that Julie if another man even so much as looked at her. Oh

00:38:57 #438 What would happen?

00:38:59 #439 What would happen I had soaked him on the chin like this did I do this like this?

00:39:10 #440 Ah, that's what I do to him.

00:39:15 #441 That isn't enough.

00:39:16 #442 No?

00:39:17 #443 You know what I'd do if it happened to me?

00:39:19 #444 No, what would you do? Show me.

00:39:21 #445 Here are your stuff.

00:39:30 #446 These young people.

00:39:54 #447 Oh, that's what you would do, huh?

00:39:59 #448 Well, this is what I'd do just for a starter.

00:40:02 #449 Hey, you sure you ain't got a yellow coupe?

00:40:11 #450 I never own a yellow coupe.

00:40:13 #451 Bay you know if any cops any motorcycle cops give you a ticket lately give it to

00:40:23 #452 me and I can fix it for you know no I've never been given a parking ticket in my

00:40:30 #453 life no no married to that woman she's not so bad I have a notion to punch you

00:42:04 #454 right in the nose would you mind retiring I'd like to get a little sleep so what I

00:42:20 #455 have been hearing funny noises for the last hour this is a swell place for a

00:42:43 #456 murder you said it to winster what were you doing in the cellar that's what I'd

00:43:33 #457 like to know the lawyer I have been the victim of the most unwanted attack when

00:43:51 #458 When I entered this house, I was struck down from behind.

00:43:55 #459 When I came to my senses, I was bound and gagged in this cellar.

00:43:59 #460 I don't understand.

00:44:01 #461 Neither do I.

00:44:02 #462 What time did this happen?

00:44:03 #463 Around about seven o'clock.

00:44:05 #464 Why, that was before I got here.

00:44:06 #465 But I was the first to arrive.

00:44:08 #466 Someone is interfering with the disposition of the estate.

00:44:16 #467 Who are all these people?

00:44:18 #468 Well, Peter, of course, you know.

00:44:20 #469 And Miss Blake is Mr. Blair's fiance.

00:44:22 #470 And I'm, uh, G. Parker.

00:44:24 #471 Peter Foley's manager.

00:44:26 #472 Who else is here?

00:44:27 #473 Well, Peter's wife, of course, and a motorcycle officer

00:44:30 #474 who had an accident with his bicycle.

00:44:32 #475 Where is Henry Foley?

00:44:33 #476 He's an ex-benefit, right?

00:44:35 #477 Well, he's probably in his room.

00:44:36 #478 Just a minute, if I may say so.

00:44:39 #479 Being Peter Foley's manager, it seems to me

00:44:43 #480 that the issue that confronts us

00:44:44 #481 is the paying over of the legacy to Mrs. Peter Foley.

00:44:49 #482 Am I right?

00:44:50 #483 Yes, of course.

00:44:51 #484 But very well then.

00:44:53 #485 Now let's get down to business.

00:44:55 #486 Of course you have the legacy with you

00:44:57 #487 to turn over to Mrs. Foley.

00:44:59 #488 Yes, but...

00:45:01 #489 Then all that remains for us to do is to produce Mrs. Foley.

00:45:06 #490 Yes, yes, I'd say.

00:45:07 #491 Very well.

00:45:09 #492 She is here.

00:45:11 #493 Peter, bring down your wife.

00:45:15 #494 But are you sure that they're married?

00:45:17 #495 A married certificate?

00:45:18 #496 Married certificate?

00:45:21 #497 Certainly.

00:45:22 #498 You don't think I'm going to turn over this money without proof?

00:45:26 #499 Why, man? I married them myself.

00:45:28 #500 I mean, I was there when they got married.

00:45:31 #501 I have positive proof that they are.

00:45:34 #502 It's so exciting. The whole thing can be very easily arranged.

00:45:37 #503 I'm listening.

00:45:38 #504 Well, I am a justice of the peace.

00:45:40 #505 If they've not a married certificate,

00:45:43 #506 I can remarry them before midnight.

00:45:45 #507 There'll be no question.

00:45:46 #508 Mr. Winster.

00:45:47 #509 Okay, sir.

00:45:49 #510 Then you mean I'll really be married to my wife?

00:45:51 #511 Why of course. Did you hear that.

00:46:00 #512 Did you hear it was wrong what she had. Open the door it's locked.

00:46:19 #513 It's been a while something happened to us. Well let me add it I'll open it you mustn't

00:46:23 #514 open it. Let us open it. We'll open it. Yes you want back your room and let us

00:46:30 #515 attend to this matter. I'm the law. I can't see what it matters

00:46:35 #516 I'm positive that animals in this house.

00:46:43 #517 Open that door once.

00:46:45 #518 Yeah, sure, here it goes.

00:46:46 #519 Go away.

00:46:47 #520 Get your body in here.

00:47:20 #521 She's gone.

00:47:26 #522 Gone?

00:47:27 #523 What?

00:47:28 #524 I wonder where she is.

00:47:30 #525 Happened.

00:47:56 #526 Hey, did you see anything a minute fully in there?

00:47:59 #527 Why, no.

00:48:00 #528 Everything seemed just as I left it.

00:48:02 #529 Just as you left it.

00:48:04 #530 Hey, why was you when you screamed?

00:48:07 #531 Quite downstairs, of course, with everybody else.

00:48:10 #532 Oh, yeah?

00:48:12 #533 So, everybody was down in the living room and she screamed.

00:48:20 #534 Yes, everybody.

00:48:22 #535 But he's accepting Uncle Henry.

00:48:24 #536 He wasn't there?

00:48:25 #537 Well, it can't be Uncle Henry.

00:48:27 #538 He's been a hopeless paramedic for the last two years.

00:48:31 #539 Where is he now?

00:48:33 #540 Well, Uncle Henry, he's probably in bed.

00:48:36 #541 There was somebody else who wasn't downstairs.

00:48:39 #542 Yeah, who's that?

00:48:40 #543 Well, you. You.

00:48:42 #544 You...

00:48:44 #545 You were here within a few feet of her. It was funny. You didn't hear anything.

00:48:47 #546 Why say? You're trying to make out that I'm a...

00:48:51 #547 Young fellow, I got enough on you to hang you now.

00:48:54 #548 Don't try to start nothing fresh with me.

00:48:57 #549 I'm not insinuating anything, officer.

00:48:59 #550 Don't you do it.

00:49:02 #551 Just the same, I'm gonna have a couple of words with that old push cart guy.

00:49:16 #552 Hey, you, wait a minute. I want to talk to you.

00:49:18 #553 Well, what's all this pollen for?

00:49:20 #554 Where are you been?

00:49:24 #555 She's been turning full.

00:49:26 #556 Well, this lorntagic island broke close.

00:49:28 #557 Why? What's the matter?

00:49:29 #558 We heard a scream.

00:49:30 #559 And when we broke into her room,

00:49:32 #560 Julia had disappeared.

00:49:34 #561 Julia?

00:49:37 #562 What's her last name?

00:49:38 #563 Why, Foley, of course.

00:49:40 #564 Something funny going on here.

00:49:45 #565 You can't tell me that animal isn't right in this house.

00:49:57 #566 He was killed climbing in one of the windows here.

00:50:01 #567 Since then it roams around the grounds, especially on nights like this.

00:50:07 #568 You have got to search this house from top to bottom.

00:50:09 #569 And if there's anything funny going on, I'll find it.

00:50:12 #570 But you search the cellar. We'll look over the rest of the house.

00:50:15 #571 Okay.

00:50:20 #572 You'd better come with me.

00:50:22 #573 I'll be very glad to help you find Peter's wife.

00:50:26 #574 Alice, I've been awfully worried about...

00:50:37 #575 You don't seem much worried about the fate of your wife, Mr. Foley.

00:50:40 #576 What?

00:50:41 #577 I'm not.

00:50:42 #578 Does it make any difference who I'm married to as long as I'm married before midnight

00:50:52 #579 tonight?

00:50:53 #580 The wheel merely says that Mrs. Peter Fooley must claim her legacy before midnight.

00:50:58 #581 There's not much time left.

00:51:01 #582 And you can perform the ceremony?

00:51:03 #583 Certainly.

00:51:06 #584 Alice, will you marry me?

00:51:08 #585 Why, Peter, you already have a wife.

00:51:11 #586 I have not.

00:51:13 #587 I never have had.

00:51:14 #588 Parker was going to send me to jail unless I got up here on time to collect the legacy.

00:51:19 #589 Lady upstairs. Why she's Parker's secretary.

00:51:23 #590 And once more she's that cop sweetheart.

00:51:25 #591 And he's the most jealous guy in the whole state of California.

00:51:28 #592 That's my soul. I never heard of such thing in all my life.

00:51:32 #593 Peter did Joe Blair know that that woman was not your wife.

00:51:35 #594 He certainly did. He was there when the whole thing was arranged.

00:51:39 #595 Oh Peter I've made a dreadful mistake.

00:51:42 #596 Then you will marry me.

00:51:44 #597 Whenever you say.

00:51:46 #598 We're ready, sir. Here it is.

00:51:52 #599 Alice Blake, perfectly in order.

00:52:18 #600 And Mary, you must be the witness.

00:52:23 #601 Miss Blake, take this man, Peter Foley, to be your...

00:52:29 #602 Why, what's the matter with the lights?

00:52:31 #603 Oh, it's the storm. It affects the wires.

00:52:34 #604 At a time like this, Mr. Winstead, could you proceed in the darkness?

00:52:38 #605 Certainly. Alice Blake, you take this man, Peter Foley,

00:52:42 #606 a take this man Peter for you to be your lawful.

00:52:51 #607 But she's gone.

00:53:07 #608 Yeah, what's the matter of here.

00:53:09 #609 Well, she's right.

00:53:14 #610 She's just a pair who disappeared.

00:53:17 #611 Miss Blake the lights went out just as we were about to be married and when

00:53:19 #612 they came up again she was gone just about you're about to be married.

00:53:26 #613 I thought you was married to that thing that disappeared upstairs.

00:53:30 #614 Hey, what is your name blue beard.

00:53:32 #615 Listen, I'll just admit it young man.

00:53:34 #616 I'll explain everything.

00:53:36 #617 To the officer. That won't be necessary.

00:53:39 #618 He wasn't really married to the lady upstairs.

00:53:42 #619 Miss Blake is the girl he's going to marry.

00:53:43 #620 Oh, yeah. And my name is Peter Rabbit.

00:53:47 #621 And pretty quick I'm going to slip you guys as well as Easter eggs.

00:53:51 #622 Somebody's trying to put something over on me.

00:53:54 #623 Well, I'm going to find Alice. Wait a minute.

00:53:57 #624 Don't try no funny getaways.

00:53:59 #625 I'm taking you with me in the morning.

00:54:10 #626 Didn't you tell me that that babe upstairs was his wife?

00:54:13 #627 Yes, she is.

00:54:15 #628 What?

00:54:16 #629 His ex-wife.

00:54:20 #630 And now another one's disappeared.

00:54:22 #631 Yeah, we were all here.

00:54:24 #632 I know the answer to that one.

00:54:25 #633 We were all here except the old coop that rolls around in the wheelchair.

00:54:30 #634 That's right.

00:54:31 #635 And I'm going to find that old buzzard.

00:54:33 #636 Your situation's a ridiculous.

00:54:35 #637 I'll get Uncle Henry.

00:54:37 #638 I can tell you what's the matter with this place.

00:54:45 #639 Oh, they've got him too.

00:54:53 #640 Say did anybody search upstairs? Yes, but we didn't find anything well. I'll find something I hope not you what I said

00:55:02 #641 It's getting hot. Oh, yeah

00:55:04 #642 Do you drive a yellow coupe? No

00:55:14 #643 She can't be far from here. I have a feeling it's going to be me come out of there

00:55:42 #644 Put your hands up over your head and come out of there and don't try any monkey business with me

00:55:47 #645 Come on now

00:56:00 #646 a man with a black mask.

00:56:02 #647 I heard it growl.

00:56:08 #648 Holy, holy.

00:56:13 #649 Can you hear us?

00:56:14 #650 Yes, but we can't get out.

00:56:16 #651 What time is it?

00:56:18 #652 Almost 12.

00:56:20 #653 If you're not married immediately, you will get the legacy.

00:56:24 #654 Can you marry us now?

00:56:26 #655 Yes.

00:56:27 #656 Go ahead and marry them.

00:56:29 #657 Alex Blake, you take this man's feet or fully

00:56:33 #658 Is man Peter Ford to be your awful, wedded husband?

00:56:37 #659 I do!

00:56:39 #660 Peter Ford, you take this woman, Alice Brick, to be your awful, wedded wife.

00:56:44 #661 I do!

00:56:46 #662 Can I declare you man and wife?

00:56:49 #663 Ha ha ha ha.

00:57:09 #664 Ha ha.

00:57:33 #665 Ha ha.

00:57:36 #666 That'll fix him, that'll fix him.

00:57:39 #667 So that's it.

00:57:42 #668 Hopeless, paralytic, eh?

00:57:45 #669 Where's those women?

00:57:47 #670 I don't know, I don't know.

00:57:49 #671 Oh, you're the guy that's been getting away with these dames, eh, Joe?

00:57:54 #672 Oh, no, no, no.

00:57:55 #673 I'll show you something.

00:57:59 #674 Don't press that top button.

00:58:01 #675 Oh, so that's it.

00:58:03 #676 That's where they are.

00:58:05 #677 Don't push it, eh, Joe?

00:58:12 #678 We don't want it.

00:58:28 #679 I tell you, it's just exactly the way I figured it.

00:58:31 #680 It's that old, crude, in the wheelchair that's

00:58:34 #681 been getting away with these dames.

00:58:35 #682 Henry Foley?

00:58:36 #683 Yeah, a lion just chased him out the window.

00:58:39 #684 That's my son.

00:58:41 #685 He wants to become with that young foley.

00:58:43 #686 Well, we just married him to Alice Blake.

00:58:45 #687 They're both safe.

00:58:46 #688 They're on the other side of this wall.

00:58:47 #689 The wall?

00:58:48 #690 He wants to become with that Julie dame.

00:58:51 #691 Oh, you mean Peter's ex-wife?

00:58:52 #692 Yeah.

00:58:54 #693 I don't think we'll ever find her.

00:58:56 #694 12 o'clock.

00:58:58 #695 We're just in time.

00:59:04 #696 What's the matter with that Julie?

00:59:08 #697 Hey, what's the matter with that guy, Julie?

00:59:20 #698 Julie!

00:59:22 #699 Wait a minute you.

00:59:26 #700 So you were the other woman.

00:59:30 #701 Oh it's all his fault.

00:59:31 #702 He made me come up here and pose as big as Foley's wife.

00:59:36 #703 And he got a yellow coupe.

00:59:39 #704 Yes he has. Listen officer. I like it.

00:59:41 #705 Wait a minute you.

00:59:44 #706 You won't ride in anything but an open car.

00:59:47 #707 Let me explain this to you. We do.

00:59:48 #708 So she is Foley's ex-wife is she.

00:59:53 #709 Say you like a lot of fresh air do you.

00:59:56 #710 Just a minute, I got some business.

01:00:00 #711 Now, take one of these.

01:00:07 #712 I got those ribs on the yellow coupe, don't you?

01:00:23 #713 Well, it's the end of that guy.

01:00:32 #714 Practically.

01:00:35 #715 Oh, oh, oh.

01:00:36 #716 Oh, Bill, I was so worried about you.

01:00:45 #717 Oh, yeah?

01:00:47 #718 Oh, baby, you're the only one I care anything about.

01:00:51 #719 Say, what about this?

01:00:53 #720 Oh, you don't doubt me, do you?

01:00:56 #721 You know, he's gone.

01:00:59 #722 He's gone.

01:01:00 #723 Give the bride a little kiss for me.

01:01:05 #724 Say, you, I just...

01:01:09 #725 I'm ready, officer.

01:01:10 #726 I don't care what happens to me now.

01:01:12 #727 Oh, well, I ain't gonna take you in.

01:01:18 #728 Oh, thank you, officer.

01:01:20 #729 Trouble with me is I'm too soft-hearted.

01:01:24 #730 About love.

01:01:26 #731 Oh, you great big man.

01:01:28 #732 It's a muscle in you.

01:01:29 #733 You must learn you know.

01:01:30 #734 Not you, Lee.

01:01:31 #735 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:01:33 #736 Woo.