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00:00:02 #1 I'll pay a couple of those tennis right now.
00:02:01 #2 Where are you going?
00:02:11 #3 I want to know, I'll end there.
00:02:13 #4 What again?
00:02:15 #5 Well, give them my regards.
00:02:17 #6 Why, what do you mean?
00:02:19 #7 It's done. You can fool your father.
00:02:22 #8 You got something on your mind and it's a petticoat.
00:02:26 #9 Carl, you're in love.
00:02:29 #10 And I'm glad of it.
00:02:31 #11 Listen.
00:02:33 #12 On this plantation, we got wonderful cotton fields and flower beds.
00:02:38 #13 Now what, we wanted some little feet to be running over.
00:02:41 #14 Would you like that, Dad?
00:02:43 #15 Would I like it?
00:02:45 #16 Carl, I haven't bought any baby shoes since I bought yours.
00:02:49 #17 And I want to start all over again.
00:02:52 #18 So you go ahead down to New Orleans and make arrangements.
00:02:55 #19 I'd like to break every bone in your body.
00:03:51 #20 You'd have a job, sir. My bones are made of rubber.
00:03:54 #21 Brother, I'm off to a dangerous place.
00:04:00 #22 You, you, you mind your business.
00:04:03 #23 You rabble.
00:04:05 #24 Sir!
00:04:14 #25 Please!
00:08:18 #26 I bid you pardon.
00:08:19 #27 Good evening, Mr. Van Horne.
00:08:20 #28 Good evening.
00:08:21 #29 Would you ask Miss Dixiana if she would be so considerate
00:08:24 #30 as to see me?
00:08:24 #31 Certainly, sir.
00:08:26 #32 But I think both you and I know that she will be
00:08:28 #33 very glad to see you.
00:08:30 #34 Huh?
00:08:35 #35 Here you.
00:08:38 #36 What's your service, Mr. Montague?
00:08:39 #37 I don't like being made a fool of by your artists.
00:08:42 #38 But I have no control over Peewee and Ginger.
00:08:44 #39 They're always up to you.
00:08:45 #40 about Dick Siena. You'd better advise that a stop thrown roses to strangers.
00:08:51 #41 I beg your pardon, sir. By what right do you give orders to Mr. Catano or his
00:08:55 #42 officers? Well, sometime I might show you, Senor Catano,
00:08:58 #43 as I will use if it's any business of yours. Please, please, I'll go at once.
00:09:03 #44 And don't forget to speak to Dick Siena about the rose.
00:09:06 #45 I resent that message to Mr. Catano.
00:09:09 #46 You're the son of the Pennsylvania Dutchman who inherited the Van Horn estates, aren't
00:09:13 #47 Cornelius Van Horn is my father.
00:09:15 #48 Well, tell your father, both he and his son
00:09:17 #49 are better stay out of my business.
00:09:19 #50 Anything that has to do with Mr. Xiana is my business, sir.
00:09:22 #51 And just how do you reckon that?
00:09:24 #52 Are you in love with her?
00:09:26 #53 That's not a matter to discuss with you.
00:09:29 #54 My boy, I don't think you should be so serious
00:09:31 #55 about a girl you treat so lightly.
00:09:33 #56 Sir?
00:09:34 #57 Have you proposed marriage?
00:09:36 #58 Have your parents met the young lady?
00:09:40 #59 Why no, sir.
00:09:41 #60 Well, perhaps they have different customs
00:09:43 #61 Customs where you come from but in New Orleans these little formalities are observed by gentlemen
00:09:51 #62 However, I don't think big Jan will be upset you keep her name out of this or or there's one formality
00:09:56 #63 I do know about it has to do with a glove across the face. I see you have the glove Mr. Van Horn
00:10:03 #64 What's the cause of this scandalous behavior this gambler said something about you I resent
00:10:10 #65 Mr. Montague said something about me?
00:10:13 #66 Sure, Mr. Montague couldn't possibly say anything about me that anyone could have said.
00:10:20 #67 You're right, Miss Bigsiana. It was a mistake.
00:10:24 #68 No, it wasn't.
00:10:25 #69 I insist.
00:10:29 #70 You're quite mistaken, and any impression you might have had to the contrary is wrong.
00:10:36 #71 I take this occasion to wish you good evening.
00:10:39 #72 Good evening.
00:10:40 #73 Carl, what happened?
00:10:50 #74 What did you think?
00:10:51 #75 I think I'm serious.
00:10:53 #76 I think you're very, very serious.
00:10:57 #77 Vixiana, I adore you.
00:11:02 #78 Vixiana, you mustn't kiss the customers.
00:11:07 #79 What's the meaning of this?
00:11:08 #80 This lovely lady has promised to be my wife.
00:11:17 #81 What?
00:11:18 #82 Vixiana, you're not going to bust up our trio, are you?
00:11:21 #83 But I'll just odd-lodge him.
00:11:24 #84 Now wait, that sickness is not going to stop you.
00:11:27 #85 What?
00:11:28 #86 Now, ain't that sickening?
00:11:30 #87 You can get a wife anywhere.
00:11:32 #88 Or where are we going to get another baby ostrich?
00:11:34 #89 Yes, and the only woman slim enough is a Spanish dancer, 80 years old.
00:11:39 #90 Can you imagine the customers when we break open the egg
00:11:42 #91 and out comes that old Spanish omelet?
00:11:44 #92 Makes me feel as if I want to bust into tears.
00:11:48 #93 Oh, peewee.
00:11:49 #94 I am going to bust into them.
00:11:51 #95 No, peewee.
00:11:52 #96 Cheer up, little fellow.
00:11:53 #97 I'm taking Vixiana to the plantation with me.
00:11:55 #98 with me you boys come along for a visit no gently be we gently home cooking three
00:12:02 #99 meals a day the old hat says wear me high but the stomach whispers chicken and
00:12:07 #100 okay please say yes he we know I'll be so free with all those grand people you'll
00:12:14 #101 never turn me down yet please say yes all right yeah that's more like it I'm
00:12:21 #102 I'm not going to tell all the folks.
00:12:23 #103 Folks, folks, listen, I've got another for you.
00:12:25 #104 Cupid.
00:12:27 #105 Yes, Mr. Carl?
00:12:28 #106 Ride to the plantation and tell my father
00:12:30 #107 I'm bringing three distinguished guests.
00:12:32 #108 And Cupid, tell him that I'm bringing him a daughter.
00:12:40 #109 What's all the commotion?
00:12:42 #110 The commotion is me,
00:12:43 #111 because I'm going to marry the grandest,
00:12:45 #112 handsomest man, Nula.
00:12:47 #113 No.
00:12:48 #114 I don't want to quit.
00:12:52 #115 From now on, I'm appearing
00:12:54 #116 under the personal management of Mr. Carl Van Horn.
00:12:57 #117 No woman would ever marry a man if she could see him asleep first.
00:14:07 #118 Wake up, you sea lion.
00:14:12 #119 Wake up.
00:14:19 #120 Do I have to?
00:14:21 #121 Wake up!
00:14:25 #122 Oh, dear.
00:14:27 #123 Oh, I just had a most wonderful dream.
00:14:29 #124 Oh, tell me, darling.
00:14:31 #125 Oh, it was beautiful.
00:14:33 #126 Tell me, tell me.
00:14:35 #127 I dreamed I was once again a widower.
00:14:38 #128 What?
00:14:39 #129 You Lord Chesterfield?
00:14:42 #130 I'll make myself a widow unless you stop snoring and learn better manners.
00:14:47 #131 What's the matter with my manners?
00:14:49 #132 Matter.
00:14:50 #133 Ha!
00:14:51 #134 For you don't even look like a gentleman.
00:14:53 #135 Well, do you think you look like a lady?
00:14:56 #136 No, I will tonight.
00:14:58 #137 Oh.
00:14:59 #138 Why can't you act like these southern men full of grace?
00:15:04 #139 Full of grace and fire.
00:15:06 #140 I got no fire. I'm from Philadelphia.
00:15:09 #141 Eh, that's what's the matter with you.
00:15:11 #142 You're so dull. You're so cold.
00:15:15 #143 You... you eel.
00:15:18 #144 Say now, listen, maybe I'm an eel, but I refuse to act like a monkey.
00:15:21 #145 Why not? Well, every time I meet a lady,
00:15:24 #146 you might as well bow down and kiss her hand.
00:15:26 #147 And I hate the smell of soap.
00:15:28 #148 How you listen to the...
00:15:29 #149 I've been listening to you for years. You listen to me, please.
00:15:31 #150 I'm ticking science.
00:15:32 #151 They're ticking...
00:15:33 #152 You're the clubziest, most awkward Dutchman that ever owned a plantation.
00:15:38 #153 That's all right. I didn't mind owning a plantation.
00:15:41 #154 The place was wished on me by a will.
00:15:43 #155 Well, you've got it.
00:15:45 #156 You've got to live up to it.
00:15:47 #157 Get out of bed.
00:15:50 #158 I will when I get good and ready.
00:15:53 #159 What?
00:15:54 #160 And I'm ready right now.
00:15:56 #161 Say, for why I should get up so early?
00:15:59 #162 For your lesson in Manningham.
00:16:01 #163 for your lesson and manners.
00:16:03 #164 Manors, is this manners?
00:16:05 #165 Can't you wait till I get some clothes on?
00:16:07 #166 How could a man take manners lessons in the disubility?
00:16:11 #167 Come here. Cornelius?
00:16:17 #168 No, I like birdie deer. Don't lose your temper.
00:16:21 #169 Now, now, imagine I am a lady.
00:16:26 #170 That would be impossible.
00:16:28 #171 No, no. I am a lady being introduced to you.
00:16:31 #172 Ah, somebody else.
00:16:33 #173 Well, that's different.
00:16:35 #174 Madam, I have the honour of presenting Mr Van Horn.
00:16:39 #175 Now the lady stretches out a dang with hand and she says,
00:16:43 #176 Sir, I am delighted.
00:16:46 #177 Well, she should be.
00:16:48 #178 No, no, no. Now bow.
00:16:51 #179 No. Bow deeply.
00:16:53 #180 Oh, from here?
00:16:55 #181 Stately.
00:16:57 #182 Kiss her hand and say,
00:16:59 #183 Madam, the honour is mine.
00:17:02 #184 And may I extend a welcome to the fairest lady who has ever graced my home.
00:17:08 #185 I gotta say all that?
00:17:10 #186 Sure, madame.
00:17:12 #187 No, madame.
00:17:16 #188 Damn shame.
00:17:18 #189 Don't let the servants hear you swear.
00:17:20 #190 Oh, you, you treetowed. You horsefly.
00:17:25 #191 You, you. I don't know what to call you.
00:17:30 #192 Well, let's see.
00:17:32 #193 How about a wood kick?
00:17:33 #194 Who's there?
00:17:36 #195 It's Cuban, Meadow.
00:17:37 #196 Great news.
00:17:39 #197 That must be from my son, Prar.
00:17:41 #198 Great title.
00:17:42 #199 Yes.
00:17:43 #200 Master Carl has picked himself a bride.
00:17:45 #201 A bride!
00:17:46 #202 And his picture's over here today.
00:17:47 #203 Where did he pick her?
00:17:48 #204 And who is she?
00:17:49 #205 What's her name?
00:17:50 #206 How do you speak, Meadow, Lord, there?
00:17:52 #207 All I know.
00:17:53 #208 She's mighty fine and sweet.
00:17:55 #209 Oh, because me and you, she might be anybody for all I know.
00:17:58 #210 Yeah, well, that's all right.
00:17:59 #211 You don't know such a much, you see?
00:18:01 #212 I've known my son since infancy.
00:18:04 #213 And I'll bet you that as a wife picker,
00:18:06 #214 he's a mas-pas-pas-pas-pas-pas-pas-pas-pas master.
00:18:10 #215 And Master Carl is bringing to this English Jim and all.
00:18:14 #216 Oh, oh, this English gentleman,
00:18:16 #217 oh, Cornelius!
00:18:17 #218 We may get into high society at last.
00:18:20 #219 May you then say you live with my son Carl
00:18:22 #220 and we're in now.
00:18:23 #221 Do you hear what he said? Yes.
00:18:25 #222 Carl's bringing some aristocratics here.
00:18:27 #223 Nothing wrong!
00:18:28 #224 We're getting populated.
00:18:30 #225 I must give some orders.
00:18:31 #226 I'll give the orders.
00:18:32 #227 All right, you give the orders, but I'll still raise pens.
00:18:36 #228 What are you going to say to her?
00:18:55 #229 I'll say, lady of my son,
00:18:57 #230 ain't a better picker than I was. You must be terrible.
00:19:00 #231 Oh, my God.
00:19:01 #232 How, madam, may I present my future wife, Miss Dixiana Caldwell?
00:19:13 #233 The honor is very nice.
00:19:14 #234 Your mighty con, Madam Danhorn.
00:19:17 #235 And this is my father.
00:19:19 #236 Dad, I brought you a daughter.
00:19:20 #237 I hope you're going to like me, sir.
00:19:22 #238 Like you? I'm going to love you.
00:19:25 #239 Oh, this is Venus. She will serve you well.
00:19:29 #240 And now may I be allowed to escort you to your room.
00:19:32 #241 I'm afraid you won't find it as bad as some other...
00:19:35 #242 Oh! May I present Mr. Ginger Dandy and little Pee Wee.
00:19:41 #243 Welcome, sir, to our mother's home.
00:19:44 #244 Gentlemen, this is my father.
00:19:50 #245 Oh, glad to meet you, sir. Glad to meet you.
00:19:52 #246 You're welcome. You're welcome. Would you come in a hurry?
00:19:54 #247 Yes, yes. Nice place.
00:19:56 #248 Oh, Dad.
00:19:57 #249 Huh?
00:19:58 #250 Oh, here's to you.
00:20:00 #251 George!
00:20:01 #252 George, go out of here.
00:20:02 #253 Go out of here.
00:20:03 #254 Well, Dad.
00:20:04 #255 Carl, she's wonderful.
00:20:06 #256 Do you think Madam Van Horn will like it?
00:20:09 #257 I don't care whether she likes it or not.
00:20:11 #258 Say, listen, don't you think we ought to make a little celebrating and honour of the occasion?
00:20:15 #259 Absolutely.
00:20:16 #260 We could have a few junips.
00:20:18 #261 Maybe by eight o'clock I'll be numb enough to enjoy the party.
00:20:21 #262 Ah, splendid, splendid, splendid.
00:20:25 #263 Hey, why did you take the wheels off the covered wagon?
00:20:29 #264 That's old family beds, sir.
00:20:31 #265 Does all the family sleep in that?
00:20:34 #266 At one time?
00:20:36 #267 You sure as hell could, sir.
00:20:38 #268 Yeah. Does she sleep in it too?
00:20:41 #269 She's been dead for 40 years.
00:20:43 #270 For 40 years? Well, we won't have to move over for her.
00:20:47 #271 If you gentlemen need anything, just ring.
00:20:50 #272 Just a moment, just a moment. Here, uh...
00:20:53 #273 Here's $2 for you, son.
00:20:55 #274 Thank you, sir.
00:20:56 #275 Yes, sir.
00:20:57 #276 Uh, Jasper, how would you like to make $2 more?
00:21:00 #277 All right, sir.
00:21:01 #278 Now, the idea is that we will bet you $2 that you can't pick up these three cigars one at a time off the floor without saying ouch.
00:21:10 #279 That's a whole lot easier than shooting crabs. Just try them, sir.
00:21:14 #280 Here, I'll hold the stakes.
00:21:16 #281 Now, the cigars are in place. Pick them off the floor one at a time without saying ouch.
00:21:21 #282 Just watch them, sir.
00:21:22 #283 Washington. That's one. That's one. That's two. You're doing fine. That's the answer.
00:21:36 #284 It never misses. It never misses. Say, Ginger, I wonder how people who live in
00:21:51 #285 houses like this pass their time. It's a lucky thing for us that Dixiana's married
00:21:57 #286 into this. Gee, you know I'd love to marry myself into a bed like this. What are you
00:22:04 #287 looking for? Some place to put these ashes. Throw them on the floor. Throw them
00:22:08 #288 on the floor not me you know may not know it but I decided that I'm going to be an
00:22:14 #289 old Southern gentleman but why can't you say so isn't that a dandy certainly is
00:22:42 #290 that's the biggest one I've ever seen I'll bet you that thing is over a hundred
00:22:55 #291 years old easy that's what we call an old antiquity hello boys everything all
00:23:10 #292 right you got some wonderful things here yeah well you see everything in this
00:23:15 #293 This room belonged to my Aunt Sophie.
00:23:17 #294 Aunt Sophie?
00:23:19 #295 That's a picture.
00:23:20 #296 Oh, that Aunt Sophie? Yes, sir.
00:23:22 #297 She lived in Pennsylvania.
00:23:25 #298 She died in throat trouble.
00:23:26 #299 Only Hunter, huh? I guess so.
00:23:29 #300 She was high strong.
00:23:30 #301 Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:32 #302 Good, that's good.
00:23:34 #303 Did you say that everything in this room belonged to Aunt Sophie?
00:23:37 #304 Sure, everything.
00:23:39 #305 She brought it better from Chambersburg.
00:23:44 #306 She must have been a very nervous woman.
00:23:49 #307 Oh, how about that?
00:23:53 #308 Kind of different, isn't it?
00:23:54 #309 Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:56 #310 Unusual.
00:23:58 #311 Quaint is the word.
00:23:59 #312 Quaint.
00:24:01 #313 And useful.
00:24:02 #314 Yes, useful.
00:24:03 #315 Not now, it's too old.
00:24:05 #316 It won't catch anything anymore.
00:24:08 #317 Used to be alright, but see, they can't even get in now.
00:24:11 #318 It's so bent here. Is he here?
00:24:13 #319 Oh, yes, yes. It's a salary. Must to work.
00:24:16 #320 It's all crooked.
00:24:23 #321 How is it look?
00:24:24 #322 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
00:24:25 #323 Looks like a bouquet, eh?
00:24:27 #324 Here you are.
00:24:28 #325 You're a good health, sir.
00:24:29 #326 No, you're a good health.
00:24:30 #327 No, no, no. You're a good health, sir.
00:24:33 #328 Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:24:34 #329 You know, I'm not feeling so good either, you know.
00:24:36 #330 No.
00:24:37 #331 Here you are.
00:24:39 #332 You're a good health, sir.
00:24:46 #333 How it is, eh?
00:24:47 #334 Now, let's go up and drink it.
00:24:48 #335 Let's go up and drink your health.
00:24:50 #336 And so, here's to it.
00:24:51 #337 Here's to it, Sophie.
00:24:57 #338 Hey, you boys know any stories?
00:25:00 #339 I love a good risky story.
00:25:02 #340 And I love games.
00:25:03 #341 Stories and games.
00:25:06 #342 You like games.
00:25:08 #343 Do you like gambling games? Any kind of games. I don't care what it is.
00:25:11 #344 Have you ever heard of the game of the three cigars?
00:25:14 #345 No, let's play it.
00:25:15 #346 It's a game where you gotta put up money.
00:25:17 #347 Well, what do I care?
00:25:18 #348 I'm a sports. Easy sport.
00:25:19 #349 Who'll give in the answer?
00:25:22 #350 Listen, you hold a stakes and I'll give in the answer.
00:25:25 #351 Right.
00:25:27 #352 I'll bet you $5. Well...
00:25:29 #353 that you can't pick up three cigars without getting kicked...
00:25:32 #354 Come on.
00:25:35 #355 The idea of the game is that we'll bet you $5
00:25:38 #356 that you can't pick up these three cigars one at a time
00:25:40 #357 without saying ouch.
00:25:43 #358 Ouch?
00:25:44 #359 Oh, you see ouch, yes.
00:25:47 #360 A child would do it. That's my fine.
00:25:50 #361 And there are the cigars.
00:25:51 #362 Now, why doesn't that let me stand on you?
00:25:53 #363 I got to pick these up one at a time.
00:25:54 #364 One at a time and not say ouch.
00:25:56 #365 Not say ouch.
00:25:57 #366 Easy.
00:25:58 #367 What?
00:26:00 #368 That's one.
00:26:01 #369 Ha ha.
00:26:03 #370 Who says, love?
00:26:04 #371 Ha.
00:26:06 #372 There's a grass around here.
00:26:11 #373 Ha.
00:26:13 #374 Two?
00:26:15 #375 There's two.
00:26:17 #376 I call it by the arm.
00:26:18 #377 No, no, no. Now it's the tenth.
00:26:19 #378 This is the tenth.
00:26:20 #379 This is the easiest one.
00:26:21 #380 Oh, yes, yes.
00:26:22 #381 I do it big.
00:26:23 #382 Look, see.
00:26:28 #383 That's the answer.
00:26:29 #384 Ha.
00:26:30 #385 Why, golly, that's a good one.
00:26:31 #386 This is a pleasure.
00:26:51 #387 Oh, thank you.
00:26:52 #388 Oh, my husband.
00:26:53 #389 Come here, please.
00:26:54 #390 I hope you understand all I told you.
00:27:01 #391 My husband Cornelius.
00:27:03 #392 Madam, the honor is mine.
00:27:05 #393 Oh, just a hand shake.
00:27:07 #394 Oh, excuse me.
00:27:09 #395 I'm much obliged to meet you, Mr. Poiter.
00:27:11 #396 Oh, no, no, no.
00:27:13 #397 That's all right. I'll call him a general if he wants me to.
00:27:15 #398 Anyhow, you're welcome.
00:27:17 #399 I am delighted to meet your acquaintance.
00:27:19 #400 The pleasure is mutual. I am serious.
00:27:21 #401 Thank you.
00:27:23 #402 And now I think I'll go inside my son's car
00:27:25 #403 because I'm sure his fiancé is not ready to come down.
00:27:27 #404 Don't hurry.
00:27:29 #405 It's not ready to come down.
00:27:30 #406 Don't hurry, Mama. Give Carl a chance to say goodbye to his friends.
00:27:34 #407 That is the last indisputable right of the bachelor.
00:27:37 #408 Oh, yes. You know, it took him his whole week to say goodbye
00:27:41 #409 to his bachelor friends.
00:27:43 #410 Oh, didn't you, darling?
00:27:44 #411 Yes, daddy.
00:27:48 #412 If I'd had any sense, I'd have been saying goodbye yet.
00:27:58 #413 Are you glad to spoil?
00:28:00 #414 Yes, ma'am.
00:28:01 #415 Carl, to your bride.
00:28:08 #416 It's too bad that one so young as Carl must give up all his battle for us.
00:28:12 #417 You won't like this sympathy on me when you've met her.
00:28:16 #418 Every soldier is brave before going into battle.
00:28:19 #419 My goodness!
00:28:21 #420 Why didn't she burst me out?
00:31:25 #421 I'm the most distinguished guest, Colonel Porter.
00:31:30 #422 I am glad to meet the most distinguished guest, whose praises are on every tongue.
00:31:36 #423 Oh, you're entirely too kind, Colonel Porter.
00:31:39 #424 No, he isn't, Excella.
00:31:41 #425 Vixie, are your name as pretty as your eyes, my dear?
00:31:45 #426 You're quite right, Colonel.
00:31:47 #427 Take these two gentlemen along while you come down.
00:31:58 #428 It'll surprise me if they make it on.
00:32:03 #429 I'd have kept you waiting.
00:32:05 #430 Hi-fi, you vain creature. You've been drinking.
00:32:09 #431 No, drinking.
00:32:12 #432 You're forgiven.
00:32:18 #433 Aren't you amusing?
00:32:20 #434 I adore young men.
00:32:22 #435 I should have married someone near my old age.
00:32:26 #436 She had always young men.
00:32:27 #437 Yes.
00:32:28 #438 Show her the cigar game.
00:32:30 #439 Don't she know the game of the three scars?
00:32:32 #440 She's sure she don't know it?
00:32:34 #441 No.
00:32:35 #442 Um...
00:32:36 #443 Madam.
00:32:37 #444 Yes?
00:32:38 #445 Do you know the cigar game?
00:32:40 #446 The cigar game?
00:32:41 #447 That strikes my fancy.
00:32:43 #448 She knows it.
00:32:46 #449 Why?
00:32:47 #450 She said it strikes her fancy.
00:32:48 #451 The thing is, try and tell him...
00:32:49 #452 She doesn't mean that that way.
00:32:51 #453 Isn't something new?
00:32:52 #454 New.
00:32:53 #455 No, it's very old. As a matter of fact, it's an old Indian game.
00:32:57 #456 Indian?
00:32:58 #457 Yeah. The kicker pool.
00:33:00 #458 A kicker pool.
00:33:04 #459 Come on, let's you and I play, Indian.
00:33:06 #460 It's the game where you've got to put up money.
00:33:11 #461 How lovely. How much?
00:33:13 #462 Five dollars.
00:33:14 #463 No, not exciting enough. Make it 25.
00:33:17 #464 Make it 50.
00:33:19 #465 Give me the money.
00:33:23 #466 Here, take it all. Let's work it.
00:33:29 #467 Now, now, who's going to give the answer?
00:33:33 #468 The one with the biggest feet.
00:33:34 #469 Who do you give the answer?
00:33:37 #470 I'd love to, but I got fallen arches.
00:33:40 #471 Well, Firi, you're lucky you'll have to give the answer.
00:33:43 #472 Well, I'll try my best.
00:33:48 #473 I'll hold the stake.
00:33:49 #474 Now, the idea of the game is that we're going to bet you
00:33:53 #475 that you can't pick up these three cigars off the floor
00:33:55 #476 one at a time without saying ouch.
00:33:58 #477 The money's mine.
00:33:59 #478 I never said ouch in my life.
00:34:01 #479 You're going to out-sike you never out-speak for.
00:34:05 #480 Now, birdie, remember, bow deeply and pick them up one at a time.
00:34:11 #481 One, that's splendid, splendid.
00:34:16 #482 Number two, if you please, number two, is ridiculous.
00:34:23 #483 So we're thinking this time and now?
00:34:25 #484 Not that, not that.
00:34:27 #485 That's splendid.
00:34:28 #486 And two, now comes the final chance.
00:34:30 #487 Number three, number three.
00:34:32 #488 I don't get it.
00:34:33 #489 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:34 #490 I can't wait.
00:34:38 #491 And sell you off.
00:34:40 #492 Why didn't you give her the answer
00:34:44 #493 when she picked up the second cigar?
00:34:48 #494 From now on, we'll play this game in a vacant lot.
00:34:54 #495 Are you sure you don't want to go in for supper?
00:34:56 #496 Not yet, honey.
00:34:58 #497 You know, I just can't get used to all this beauty.
00:35:02 #498 Well, you don't have to hurry.
00:35:03 #499 It's going to be yours for the rest of your life.
00:35:11 #500 I wish it was more.
00:35:13 #501 Oh, Tricks.
00:38:56 #502 Do we know any other tricks?
00:38:59 #503 Would you like to see the famous glass and saucer tricks?
00:39:01 #504 Sure.
00:39:03 #505 Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first time that this celebrated trick
00:39:06 #506 has ever been attempted at a private party.
00:39:10 #507 Hello, Ginger. One glass.
00:39:13 #508 There you are. One more glass, Ginger.
00:39:15 #509 There you are. One salsa, one more glass.
00:39:22 #510 There you are.
00:39:23 #511 Pee-wee, please be careful.
00:39:25 #512 Don't worry, I never miss this thing in my life.
00:39:29 #513 Oh!
00:39:31 #514 Stupid dance! You ruined my wonderful glass.
00:39:35 #515 I know it. Gee, I shouldn't have done it.
00:39:37 #516 You should have let Dixie Anna do it.
00:39:39 #517 Dixie Anna?
00:39:40 #518 Certainly.
00:39:41 #519 That's her famous trick in the circus.
00:39:43 #520 Anna in the circus?
00:39:46 #521 Sure, Catana's circus.
00:39:48 #522 Circus people in my house.
00:39:50 #523 Is this true?
00:39:55 #524 Yes, Madam Van Horn.
00:39:59 #525 You see, Carl thought that...
00:40:01 #526 Ah, so this is your doings.
00:40:06 #527 I might have known you'd select a bride from the scum of New Orleans.
00:40:10 #528 She's better than you are, Madam.
00:40:12 #529 Please don't quarrel over me.
00:40:14 #530 Get out of my house.
00:40:15 #531 You won't put her out of here.
00:40:17 #532 No, I won't, but the servants will.
00:40:20 #533 Jasper!
00:40:22 #534 Gee, Dixiana, I'm awful sorry.
00:40:45 #535 Not only did you let the counter to the bank, but all the kittens.
00:40:48 #536 Oh, isn't his fault, Ginger?
00:40:51 #537 What are we gonna do now?
00:40:52 #538 Get the coach.
00:40:53 #539 We're gonna get away from here as soon as ever we can.
00:40:56 #540 But where are we going?
00:40:57 #541 Back to the circus where we belong.
00:40:59 #542 But, Dixiana...
00:41:00 #543 Don't you know orders when you hear them?
00:41:01 #544 Come on. Please.
00:41:03 #545 Dixiana, how soon can you be ready to leave me out?
00:41:17 #546 What do you mean?
00:41:18 #547 Just as soon as I can pack my things, we're going away together.
00:41:21 #548 No, Leon.
00:41:22 #549 I'm not going to come between you and your family.
00:41:24 #550 Please don't argue with me, honey.
00:41:25 #551 My mind's made up.
00:41:26 #552 But, Cah!
00:41:27 #553 Cah!
00:41:29 #554 What are you going to do?
00:41:30 #555 Let Dixiana tell you.
00:41:32 #556 He wants to take me away from here.
00:41:43 #557 He says he's leaving here forever.
00:41:48 #558 Forever?
00:41:49 #559 But I won't let him do that.
00:41:51 #560 I'm going away.
00:41:52 #561 But by myself.
00:41:55 #562 There I'm not telling anybody because I don't want him to follow me him again
00:42:05 #563 but
00:42:07 #564 Don't don't you love my boy? I mean nice of you, sir. That's a circus girl cry on your shoulder
00:42:39 #565 I wish I could do something to show my respect
00:42:45 #566 For the finest lady that ever graced my home dear
00:43:06 #567 Dear, can I have the great honor to show you to your carriage?
00:43:45 #568 Take your hand of his arm, you hussy!
00:43:48 #569 Now that's enough of you!
00:43:50 #570 Once my foot goes down, this house belongs to me.
00:43:55 #571 When a few want to keep on living in it, you've got to respect my friends.
00:44:00 #572 Mr. Van Horn, it has been a great pleasure to know this charming lady.
00:44:05 #573 May I have the honor of opening her cage door?
00:44:09 #574 Look, this is marvelous luck.
00:44:33 #575 Don't take them back.
00:44:35 #576 But I need them in my circus.
00:44:37 #577 Do as you're told, you'll have no circus.
00:44:40 #578 Well, well, well, here we are folks, here we are.
00:44:43 #579 Three stars, count them.
00:44:45 #580 One, two, three.
00:44:47 #581 My little old sore there certainly smells good.
00:44:49 #582 Strike up the band and give three cheers for Pee-Wee,
00:44:52 #583 Ginger and Mimble Dick Sienna.
00:44:54 #584 Hurray! Hurray!
00:44:58 #585 Well, Mr. Cartana, we've come back.
00:45:04 #586 I don't want you. I've made other arrangements.
00:45:07 #587 Mr. Cartana, you're...
00:45:08 #588 I tell you, I'm done with you.
00:45:10 #589 He means it.
00:45:15 #590 What are we going to do now?
00:45:17 #591 Look for another job.
00:45:18 #592 There aren't any other jobs.
00:45:20 #593 It's all my fault.
00:45:21 #594 Oh, what will I do?
00:45:23 #595 What will I do?
00:45:25 #596 You can work for me.
00:45:27 #597 In a gambling house?
00:45:31 #598 Well, I have entertainment rooms, and I have a heart.
00:45:36 #599 Does your heart beat for one or for three?
00:45:42 #600 Well, here's the kind. You win.
00:45:47 #601 We're going to give you the best show you ever saw.
00:45:50 #602 Well, honey, what do you say?
00:45:56 #603 I'm sorry, but I never worked in a gambling house.
00:46:00 #604 I never thought of that. The job's off.
00:46:03 #605 Yeah, we couldn't let her take it. We couldn't let her take it.
00:46:06 #606 Wait a minute, boys. You stuck with me.
00:46:11 #607 Thank you, Mr. Monique. You will be there tonight.
00:46:14 #608 I'll give you a square deal.
00:46:17 #609 Now, Dixie Ann, are you sure you're not going to be sorry?
00:46:19 #610 Honey, now, don't worry about it.
00:46:20 #611 We don't want you to do anything you don't want to do, you know.
00:46:22 #612 But listen, we got to change our routine. We can't go on...
00:46:24 #613 I'll tell you how we open the act. She sings Dixie Ann.
00:46:28 #614 Yeah, yeah, then we do something.
00:46:29 #615 What are you boys going to do?
00:46:30 #616 Well, we got to change it. We can't do the Auschwitz Act.
00:46:32 #617 I don't understand. You make Kaitana throw them down and then you pick them up.
00:46:41 #618 If Vixiana's at my place, young Van Horn will follow.
00:46:52 #619 He can't keep away from them. Then you'll have plenty of reason for a duel.
00:46:57 #620 He's worth more to me alive than dead just now.
00:47:02 #621 That boy may take matters into his own hands and want to fight.
00:47:06 #622 And he'll take matters into our hands.
00:47:09 #623 That is in our hands.
00:47:12 #624 Just as we did with Phillip Planhorn.
00:47:14 #625 Keep quiet.
00:47:17 #626 You're the only one that knows the truth about that, do you?
00:47:21 #627 And if you talk,
00:47:22 #628 now close your mouth with a bullet from the same pistol.
00:47:25 #629 I won't talk, don't be afraid.
00:47:29 #630 All right, Mr. Blondale.
00:50:57 #631 Name and ginger by nature.
00:50:58 #632 Come here and rest on the vest of the chest of the guest that loves you best.
00:51:02 #633 I can't rest anywhere, I'll change my dress.
00:51:04 #634 Well, you change everything but your affection for me.
00:51:06 #635 You wait here for me.
00:51:09 #636 forget I won't forget I am the type of man who women never forget hello nanny
00:51:15 #637 watch your hurry I've got to go change my dress you wait here and I'll be down in
00:51:19 #638 five minutes you bet I will don't you forget you wait a bottle of wine and two
00:51:35 #639 glasses oh thanks I'm not drinking tonight Pee Wee
00:51:38 #640 you know how are you ginger are you waiting for anybody who me oh no no
00:51:49 #641 No.
00:51:50 #642 Are you sure you're not waiting for anybody?
00:51:53 #643 As a matter of fact, I'm just leaving.
00:51:59 #644 Good night, Peewee.
00:52:01 #645 Good night, Ginger.
00:52:35 #646 Good night, Peewee.
00:52:36 #647 There is your wine, sir.
00:53:11 #648 There is your change.
00:53:12 #649 One moment.
00:53:13 #650 For you, boy.
00:53:14 #651 Thank you.
00:53:15 #652 Well, here I am.
00:53:19 #653 Oh, little nanny.
00:53:20 #654 See the wine I got for you?
00:53:21 #655 Oh, you're always thinking of me.
00:53:22 #656 You know why, honey?
00:53:23 #657 It's because I love you.
00:53:24 #658 You know why, honey? It's because I love you.
00:53:27 #659 Aw, you don't love me anymore, and pee-wee does.
00:53:30 #660 Pee-wee? Nanny, when you're sitting next to a great big handsome animal like yours truly,
00:53:35 #661 why refer to an insignificant little nanny? Nanny.
00:53:40 #662 Now that's what I call a true friend.
00:53:43 #663 I knew you were there all the time.
00:53:45 #664 Hello, darling. Say, I've just been killing time waiting for you.
00:53:49 #665 Me and Nanny are sweethearts. She wants to be alone with me.
00:53:52 #666 You're a fine pal, you are.
00:53:54 #667 You got my ties, you got my socks, you got my clothes,
00:53:57 #668 and now you're trying to get my nanny.
00:54:01 #669 Come on, honey.
00:54:07 #670 This is a private conversation.
00:54:11 #671 Who's going to take you to the Mardi Gras?
00:54:13 #672 I am going to take her to the Mardi Gras.
00:54:15 #673 So I am going to take her to the Mardi Gras.
00:54:17 #674 Don't I have something to say about this?
00:54:21 #675 You're trying to take her away from me.
00:54:23 #676 You're low down so and so, and this and that.
00:54:26 #677 Sir?
00:54:27 #678 I reckon you all are not aware, sir,
00:54:30 #679 that you cannot speak that away to an old Southern gentleman.
00:54:33 #680 Southern gentleman?
00:54:39 #681 From South Brooklyn.
00:54:41 #682 How come you're a Southern gentleman?
00:54:43 #683 My grandfather, Miss Nanny.
00:54:45 #684 My grandfather was an old Southern platter.
00:54:48 #685 A Southern planter?
00:54:49 #686 Yes.
00:54:50 #687 He was an undertaker in Alabama.
00:54:54 #688 You get out of here before I plant you.
00:54:57 #689 Although your objectionable language calls for us, sir,
00:55:00 #690 I'll reckon at the present time I will not challenge you to a duel.
00:55:05 #691 A duel?
00:55:06 #692 Well, fairest of your sex, till we meet again at the Mardi Gras.
00:55:19 #693 Honey, you'll meet me, won't you?
00:55:23 #694 I'm not telling who I'm gonna meet.
00:55:25 #695 Aw, but baby, nobody loves you like I do.
00:55:32 #696 Aw, a ginger says that, and so do all the rats.
00:55:35 #697 But, honey, when I say it, I mean it.
00:55:40 #698 You're the first girl I ever wanted to be my first wife.
00:55:44 #699 Our kiwi.
00:55:46 #700 Though I'm rather sentimental, girls have made me very shy.
00:55:53 #701 And our thought love was actually there to end your eyes.
00:56:00 #702 Never felt that I was falling till I took you by the hand.
00:56:07 #703 I'm so sincere and believing. I hope you're never deceiving.
00:56:24 #704 There's no one I like like I like you.
00:56:32 #705 You make me cry like big babies do.
00:56:37 #706 Honey, there's nobody I'll go.
00:56:54 #707 Ladies and gentlemen, for years I've made every effort
00:59:20 #708 to please and amuse you.
00:59:22 #709 Tonight I have the honor to announce the favorite star
00:59:24 #710 of the hippodrome, Miss Dixiana.
00:59:27 #711 Use the asterisk about Miss Dixiana
01:01:38 #712 because I have a proposal to make to you.
01:01:40 #713 Now all of you know that a week from tonight,
01:01:42 #714 the voting for the queen of the Mardi Gras will finish.
01:01:46 #715 And ladies and gentlemen, when they count those votes,
01:01:55 #716 who would you all suggest should win?
01:02:01 #717 She'll make the most beautiful queen the Mardi Gras ever
01:02:04 #718 seen.
01:02:05 #719 And I expect every man to do his duty.
01:02:15 #720 Because I want to make you forget the insults
01:02:17 #721 giving you up the river.
01:02:19 #722 I forgot.
01:02:21 #723 Well, possibly then it's because I
01:02:23 #724 want to make you remember me.
01:02:31 #725 Miss Dixiana accepts the nomination.
01:02:59 #726 It's me that you let me take you tonight to see Dixiana crown queen of the Mardi Gras.
01:03:12 #727 Well, little people, it's a great night for all of us.
01:03:14 #728 Oh, I'm so wonderful queen.
01:03:19 #729 She ought to make the wonderful queen.
01:03:21 #730 I voted 27 times for myself.
01:03:26 #731 Now, you tell the other girls they can have the night off for the coronation.
01:03:29 #732 What time does it make the Bonneau Clause, Miss Dixiana?
01:03:32 #733 According to the master's ceremony, they should be here for half an hour.
01:03:36 #734 Who are you calling with?
01:03:54 #735 Ginger to you, sir.
01:03:55 #736 Don't give me that. Why don't you stop following nanny and me?
01:04:15 #737 Sir, the remarks of you all are ridiculous.
01:04:18 #738 Since this nanny showed a preference for my humble self,
01:04:21 #739 the Green-eyed monster has been calling at you, mighty hard sir.
01:04:25 #740 She loves me best.
01:04:27 #741 You all forced me to laugh up my sleeve, sir.
01:04:31 #742 You'll be laughing up your pants leg if you don't let her alone.
01:04:34 #743 Suppose we let the fair object of our mutual passions decide for herself, sir.
01:04:39 #744 Nanny, tell us who you love best.
01:04:42 #745 Who won the duel?
01:04:44 #746 What duel?
01:04:45 #747 The duel that you were gonna fight over me.
01:04:48 #748 Do you know that I just plum here and forgot that I're a duel?
01:04:51 #749 I haven't forgot the duel. We're gonna fight one right now.
01:05:01 #750 I'm afraid I can't fight a duel unless I've been properly insulted, sir.
01:05:05 #751 That sir is impossible.
01:05:07 #752 Do I have to tell you how to insult me?
01:05:09 #753 It can't be done.
01:05:11 #754 To challenge a southern gentleman to a duel, sir,
01:05:13 #755 he must be smitten across the face.
01:05:16 #756 My one big moment, you...
01:05:18 #757 It must be done with a glove, sir.
01:05:21 #758 You know darn well that I haven't got a glove.
01:05:25 #759 Allow me to prop over to Miss Nanny's.
01:05:28 #760 Now you're in southern.
01:05:30 #761 Oh, me in southern by that little bitty old man.
01:05:40 #762 Me insulted by that little bitty glove?
01:05:42 #763 Ridiculous, sir.
01:05:44 #764 You say that you must be insulted by a glove.
01:05:54 #765 I insist upon a glove, sir.
01:05:56 #766 Wait until I polish this on your snoot.
01:06:08 #767 Now are you insulted?
01:06:15 #768 I'm afraid you're going to find me a very hard man to insult.
01:06:19 #769 But don't get discouraged, lad.
01:06:23 #770 You know I'm getting sick of this.
01:06:29 #771 Now, sir, you must be insulted.
01:06:45 #772 Not yet, but you're getting hot.
01:06:48 #773 You almost had me then.
01:06:51 #774 I'll tell you what we'll do. Let's call the whole thing off.
01:06:56 #775 I call you to a duel here and now.
01:07:01 #776 And sir, I accept the nomination.
01:07:03 #777 We'll fight at from three to sixty-one and a half paces.
01:07:06 #778 We've got to have seconds.
01:07:07 #779 Second.
01:07:08 #780 Sir, boy, would you like to make fifteen cents?
01:07:14 #781 Yes, sir.
01:07:16 #782 This is my second.
01:07:19 #783 Mm-hmm.
01:07:21 #784 Your second.
01:07:24 #785 He looks more like a half an hour to me.
01:07:28 #786 Is this my second?
01:07:30 #787 Well, he's more of a split second.
01:07:33 #788 What am you going to use for weapons?
01:07:35 #789 Weapons?
01:07:37 #790 Uh, well, I reckon we'll just haul down some of the artillery
01:07:41 #791 on Yonderwall.
01:08:09 #792 What kind of second are you?
01:08:25 #793 On guard.
01:08:44 #794 Deanna, you're going to get even
01:09:19 #795 with young Van Horn at last.
01:09:21 #796 What are you talking about?
01:09:22 #797 He's out there with Blondell and Montague.
01:09:25 #798 And when they get through with him.
01:09:26 #799 They're all gonna do anything to him,
01:09:28 #800 if I can help it.
01:09:29 #801 After what his family did to you?
01:09:31 #802 I don't care what his family did to me.
01:09:33 #803 I still love him, Ginger.
01:09:34 #804 What a queen.
01:09:36 #805 Do you like me?
01:09:38 #806 You know I do.
01:09:40 #807 Then will you tell me something?
01:09:42 #808 But I've been waiting for a long time.
01:09:44 #809 He wants to gamble.
01:09:46 #810 But he's been drinking.
01:09:47 #811 Who gave it to him?
01:10:17 #812 I don't know.
01:10:42 #813 You asked me that?
01:10:48 #814 My word, you're clever.
01:10:50 #815 Have you got any money to give?
01:10:52 #816 I'm not thinking about that.
01:10:54 #817 I've seen cards lead to anger,
01:10:57 #818 and anger to the duel and orcs.
01:11:00 #819 Wait!
01:11:01 #820 What is it?
01:11:02 #821 Let me play against you.
01:11:06 #822 Why?
01:11:07 #823 Forget the humiliation
01:11:09 #824 of leaving his father's plantation.
01:11:14 #825 even his father's plantation.
01:11:17 #826 You're wonderful when you want revenge.
01:11:20 #827 Revenge? That's it.
01:11:22 #828 Will you give it to me?
01:11:27 #829 I'll give you a meal card
01:11:38 #830 and let you play them.
01:11:40 #831 Say you're marvelous.
01:11:42 #832 And I thought you were a little stingy.
01:11:46 #833 Someday you'll find out what I am.
01:11:51 #834 All right.
01:11:53 #835 Get the card.
01:11:55 #836 Give me a moment alone.
01:11:56 #837 But it's to tell you how I adore you.
01:12:09 #838 Get the cards.
01:12:11 #839 One lucky at love, lucky at cards, they say.
01:12:25 #840 I'm going to find out.
01:12:28 #841 To test who's love.
01:12:29 #842 Yours?
01:12:32 #843 That'd be a more certain test.
01:12:34 #844 You let cards decide that?
01:13:08 #845 Ruin me?
01:13:28 #846 I think I'm being cheated.
01:13:30 #847 Jesus.
01:13:31 #848 By you, Dixiana, lucky at love.
01:13:37 #849 I've lost the cards.
01:13:42 #850 Really, Dixiana, must I lose you two?
01:13:45 #851 A man is a fool to trust either cards or women.
01:13:48 #852 A woman can change, but cards can't.
01:13:52 #853 They always show their real faces.
01:13:54 #854 Then why not take another chance with me?
01:13:56 #855 I will.
01:13:59 #856 My job, you've won all I had with you.
01:14:01 #857 Then you quit.
01:14:02 #858 Not yet.
01:14:04 #859 Mr. Monty, may I have a word with you?
01:14:13 #860 What if you could only let me have 10,000?
01:14:15 #861 I'm sorry, but we extend no credit here.
01:14:17 #862 I can sign an IOU.
01:14:18 #863 You know my father?
01:14:20 #864 Your father?
01:14:21 #865 Well, then perhaps, uh.
01:14:22 #866 Perhaps what?
01:14:24 #867 Of course, if you could give me your father's signature.
01:14:27 #868 Oh, no, I couldn't.
01:14:30 #869 Oh, win.
01:14:32 #870 But I couldn't buy...
01:14:33 #871 I'll hold the draft until you win it back.
01:14:35 #872 You'll hold it? You promise?
01:14:36 #873 Oh, sure.
01:14:37 #874 I can't afford to lose that, you good client.
01:14:40 #875 Any part of that?
01:19:09 #876 I just mass a muscle, but the old military man remains the soldier.
01:19:13 #877 My, what a durable castle.
01:19:15 #878 Castles.
01:19:16 #879 Meddles, my dear, meddles.
01:19:18 #880 Given to me for bravery and action.
01:19:20 #881 May I inquire the significance of this one?
01:19:23 #882 What is she talking about?
01:19:24 #883 She wants to know where you got it.
01:19:26 #884 Oh, yes.
01:19:28 #885 I got that medal for fighting Indians.
01:19:30 #886 Fighting Indians?
01:19:31 #887 Yes.
01:19:32 #888 I stood there one Sunday morning when up the hill came 10,000 Indians.
01:19:37 #889 How many Indians?
01:19:38 #890 Uh, there was a thousand Indians coming up the hill.
01:19:42 #891 How many?
01:19:43 #892 I stood at that old squaw coming up the hill.
01:19:46 #893 I said to her, I said, look here, Gladys.
01:19:48 #894 gladness but you know she didn't pay any attention to me so I took all that is for
01:19:52 #895 the Tommy Hawk and I let her back to headquarters where the government gave
01:19:55 #896 me this medal and a dishonorable discharge ladies you must
01:20:03 #897 run away you must run away I haven't told you where I got that matter yet I got
01:20:08 #898 that little medal for jumping over Niagara Falls jumping back and that's
01:20:14 #899 For jumping back.
01:20:16 #900 Two medals for jumping back?
01:20:17 #901 Yeah, I couldn't make it in one jump.
01:20:21 #902 But with all those medals, why the big brass buttons?
01:20:24 #903 You'd be surprised.
01:20:26 #904 Four big brass buttons, depending on the fall.
01:20:30 #905 And serving mates give police men the call.
01:20:34 #906 The girls are one by a uniform blue.
01:20:38 #907 You don't believe it, I'll prove that it is true.
01:20:42 #908 With a lump-tump-tump, she put his hat on and left the lady flat on her lump-tump-tump.