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Transcript: Get Rich Quick Porky

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00:00:52 #1 You hear my good man?

00:00:53 #2 A little money to invest.

00:01:16 #3 Stop my ammettance of going here and get super sent.

00:01:32 #4 Good afternoon, my lads.

00:01:35 #5 Fortune smiles upon you indeed.

00:01:37 #6 I'm just the man you want to see.

00:01:39 #7 My car, gentlemen.

00:01:40 #8 Honest John Gusher, the fortune-builder.

00:01:42 #9 Now, step right over here, gentlemen.

00:01:44 #10 That's it.

00:01:45 #11 Right over here, behold, the greatest investment opportunity

00:01:47 #12 since the Brooklyn Graduate Soul War farmer.

00:01:49 #13 This beautiful parcel of land that you see here

00:01:51 #14 contains more quartz of oil, lurking beneath its surface

00:01:53 #15 than a dog has pleased.

00:01:55 #16 Now, listen here.

00:01:56 #17 I don't want you lads to take my word for it.

00:01:58 #18 You don't have to.

00:01:59 #19 Why, you can see it with your very own eyes.

00:02:03 #20 Presto!

00:02:05 #21 Now, my friend, I won't take any more of your valuable time.

00:02:08 #22 But as a parting word, let me say, this land is

00:02:11 #23 all saturated with oil.

00:02:12 #24 That you can literally wring it out with your fingers.

00:02:19 #25 Now, if you'll just sigh.

00:02:20 #26 No, hot pocky. Let's buy it.

00:02:21 #27 We won't get another chance like this.

00:02:23 #28 Till death do us part, right here on the dotted line.

00:02:26 #29 That's it.

00:02:28 #30 Thank you and good day gentlemen.

00:02:33 #31 Good boy. Open the boy.

00:02:41 #32 My bank is my kind of an account of a...

00:02:47 #33 Gaby, where's my money back?

00:06:02 #34 Do you feel about it? You just give me back that deed and I'll give you this nice, crisp one dollar bill.

00:06:08 #35 And we'll consider the matter closed.

00:06:10 #36 I'm a billionaire.

00:06:35 #37 He's a...

00:06:37 #38 Give me my deed. I'll tell my...

00:06:39 #39 Big rubble on you.

00:06:53 #40 Gaby, I...