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00:00:00 #1 My name is Sergeant Joe Fink.
00:00:04 #2 I work on the 24-hour shift out of homicide.
00:00:07 #3 And this is my workshop.
00:00:08 #4 It's a part of town that everybody knows about,
00:00:10 #5 but that nobody wants to see.
00:00:12 #6 But the tragedies are deeper, the ecstasies wilder,
00:00:14 #7 and the crime rate consistently higher than anywhere else.
00:00:18 #8 Skid Row. My beat.
00:00:20 #9 The mystery of my beat began in a little run-down floor shop
00:01:37 #10 called Mushniks.
00:01:38 #11 Good morning, Mrs. Shiva. How's the team today?
00:01:46 #12 The same as usual, Mr. Mushniks.
00:01:49 #13 My sister's nurse is standing by in Middle Rock, Arkansas.
00:01:53 #14 Oh, what happened?
00:01:54 #15 She got blown out.
00:01:55 #16 Who knows how?
00:01:56 #17 That's nice.
00:01:57 #18 Well, you would like maybe as usual some flowers
00:01:59 #19 for the funeral.
00:02:00 #20 You're all acquainted.
00:02:02 #21 We forgot and never brought some up.
00:02:05 #22 I thought possibly because I always
00:02:08 #23 give to you all my funeral business,
00:02:10 #24 and maybe you could possibly give to me a little contract.
00:02:14 #25 Look on me, Mrs. Shiva.
00:02:16 #26 What am I a philatelist?
00:02:18 #27 I sell on skidro nothing but cheap carnations.
00:02:21 #28 And I should give you a cut today.
00:02:23 #29 I can't even afford water for the flowers.
00:02:25 #30 To my thrones I would be giving a cut.
00:02:27 #31 I dress, I dwells in marble halls
00:02:32 #32 with vassals...
00:02:33 #33 SHUT UP FROM THE BACK!
00:02:37 #34 Excuse me, Mr. Shiver.
00:02:39 #35 That's tea, Mora.
00:02:40 #36 He's a nice boy.
00:02:41 #37 Why don't you let him see?
00:02:42 #38 What? See?
00:02:43 #39 Look, here I got a new customer.
00:02:45 #40 Brand new in the yellow vest.
00:02:47 #41 I should let the cleaner boy
00:02:48 #42 But I can't even afford to chase the mouse right away.
00:02:52 #43 Our expression is the springtime, Mushniks. Hello?
00:02:58 #44 Oh, hello, Dr. Favre.
00:03:00 #45 What can I do for you today?
00:03:01 #46 Listen, Mushnik, I haven't got much time.
00:03:03 #47 Send me over to Gladiolus and the fern. Excellent.
00:03:07 #48 That's 2,000 glass, one part at a time.
00:03:08 #49 No, no, no, Mushnik, two Gladiolus, and one fern.
00:03:15 #50 You want I should put two Gladiolus
00:03:17 #51 in the pot with the fern?
00:03:18 #52 No, one fern, one piece, all together, three pieces.
00:03:22 #53 I need it for my waiting room.
00:03:23 #54 Yeah, it's a felling car.
00:03:25 #55 What? A felling car.
00:03:27 #56 Good, I'll drill a bigger hole.
00:03:29 #57 You mean you want two crummy gladiolas among crummy fine?
00:03:32 #58 What kind of a decoration is that?
00:03:34 #59 My flower budges for the week.
00:03:36 #60 Moush-nake.
00:03:38 #61 Who can be a dentist on skid row?
00:03:40 #62 All right, excellent. I'll send Seymour right away.
00:03:42 #63 All am I to argue with science.
00:03:45 #64 Make it snappy.
00:03:47 #65 Now you are going to get it.
00:03:49 #66 Oh, you are going to get it.
00:03:56 #67 Seymour, trail going.
00:03:58 #68 Now, Mrs. Shiva, we were talking from the funeral flowers,
00:04:01 #69 but in the little...
00:04:06 #70 Did you call me Mr. Mushnick?
00:04:07 #71 No. I was calling John D. Rockefeller
00:04:10 #72 for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce.
00:04:12 #73 Sorry, I said it.
00:04:14 #74 Now, look, Seymour, you take two gladiolas.
00:04:18 #75 You'll cut them nice and even.
00:04:20 #76 You'll take one for him. You'll wrap them in a package
00:04:23 #77 and you'll take them to Dr. Farr.
00:04:24 #78 Right? Now, what can I do for you, sir?
00:04:30 #79 My name is Burson Farr.
00:04:32 #80 Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnick.
00:04:33 #81 Oh, that's a good one.
00:04:34 #82 Now who's going to get my roses?
00:04:40 #83 You would like maybe some orchids for the night, girl?
00:04:43 #84 No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations.
00:04:45 #85 Carnations?
00:05:12 #86 You should see what that seam or is.
00:05:14 #87 Oh, here are your carnations.
00:05:15 #88 Wait, I'll wrap them for you.
00:05:17 #89 It's all right, I'll leave them here.
00:05:23 #90 Why not?
00:05:24 #91 Of course, what else?
00:05:30 #92 They are all right.
00:05:31 #93 Well, I've had better.
00:05:32 #94 Well, this is a small shop.
00:05:34 #95 Oh, that's okay.
00:05:35 #96 You know those big places,
00:05:36 #97 they're full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers.
00:05:38 #98 When you're raising for looks and smell your bountiful food bag,
00:05:41 #99 I'll keep you to a lot of the way places.
00:05:43 #100 You think you're eating flowers?
00:05:47 #101 Well, don't knock it through your tryers, huh?
00:05:51 #102 Look what happened.
00:05:54 #103 This is what I was trying to tell you before.
00:05:57 #104 Look on him, everybody.
00:05:58 #105 Look at the quality of his work.
00:06:00 #106 I asked you, when I fired him.
00:06:03 #107 Where is he going to get such another good job?
00:06:05 #108 You mean I'm fired?
00:06:06 #109 No, I'm electing you president from the United States.
00:06:09 #110 Yes, you are fired!
00:06:11 #111 Travis, you can't do that.
00:06:12 #112 Who cares?
00:06:15 #113 I didn't mean it.
00:06:16 #114 You didn't mean it?
00:06:17 #115 You never mean it?
00:06:18 #116 You didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet
00:06:20 #117 with the Get Well card and the funeral parlor
00:06:23 #118 and sent the black lilies to the old lady in the hospital.
00:06:26 #119 You didn't mean it.
00:06:27 #120 But this time, I grab this moussnik meat.
00:06:32 #121 You mean that?
00:06:34 #122 But see, Mr. Moussnik, I always try to do what's right.
00:06:38 #123 And I'm crazy about flowers.
00:06:39 #124 I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does.
00:06:41 #125 Excellent. You're fired.
00:06:43 #126 Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself?
00:06:45 #127 I give him a chance to quit.
00:06:47 #128 I ain't gonna quit.
00:06:47 #129 You're a brave boy, you're fired.
00:06:50 #130 But that ain't fair, Mr. Marshnick.
00:06:52 #131 You know what I'm doing?
00:06:53 #132 I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you.
00:06:56 #133 I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before.
00:06:59 #134 Excellent. I can't even sell the plants I got from my shop.
00:07:01 #135 I'll kill you. Now wait a minute.
00:07:03 #136 He's got a new kind of plant you ought to look at.
00:07:05 #137 I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellowvest.
00:07:08 #138 I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years,
00:07:11 #139 But I got one shop on Skid Row, one stinking shop.
00:07:14 #140 I don't even like flowers!
00:07:15 #141 You don't understand what I mean.
00:07:16 #142 Look, Ivy in far shops all over the world.
00:07:19 #143 And I've noticed that the places have the most weird
00:07:21 #144 and unusual plans for the best business.
00:07:23 #145 See?
00:07:25 #146 What is this, a tango?
00:07:27 #147 All right.
00:07:29 #148 Explain me more.
00:07:31 #149 Well, I remember one place that had a whole wall
00:07:33 #150 covered with poison ivy.
00:07:35 #151 People came from miles around to look at that wall
00:07:36 #152 and they stayed to buy.
00:07:38 #153 The owner got rich.
00:07:39 #154 No, he scratched himself up to death in an insane asylum.
00:07:41 #155 Oh! That was my cousin Harry?
00:07:45 #156 All right.
00:07:48 #157 You go home and you get this fancy schmenzi plant
00:07:50 #158 and you bring it back here
00:07:51 #159 and if Mr. Yellowvestfoud says it's a draw,
00:07:54 #160 you still got a job.
00:07:55 #161 If he don't, I'll chew go to Bode, right?
00:07:57 #162 No worry, you'll like it, you'll see.
00:07:59 #163 Radio KSIK.
00:08:20 #164 You've been listening to music for old Invalid.
00:08:23 #165 Our next selection is entitled,
00:08:25 #166 Sick Room Serenade.
00:08:34 #167 But my already seen it, Tom.
00:08:36 #168 See for your poor mother, the last thing I did...
00:08:41 #169 Oh, I didn't mean it.
00:08:46 #170 Oh, you didn't...
00:08:49 #171 Tom's a Tom, why they all look the same to me.
00:08:52 #172 Oh.
00:08:53 #173 Could you stop with Dr. Mallard and get the results in my test?
00:08:56 #174 Yeah, he said there's nothing wrong with you.
00:08:58 #175 Oh, not Dr. Mallard.
00:09:00 #176 He's one doctor I thought would tell the truth.
00:09:02 #177 He said you should be playing fullback for the RAD.
00:09:04 #178 He wants me dead.
00:09:06 #179 I'll bet he's assistant coroner.
00:09:08 #180 Well, I gotta go.
00:09:09 #181 Hey, you know, I read in my goiters coming back.
00:09:12 #182 I can feel it every morning after breakfast.
00:09:15 #183 Yeah, that's when you take those grapes.
00:09:16 #184 Oh!
00:09:19 #185 What, you got a little surprise for me?
00:09:21 #186 Open it up and see.
00:09:22 #187 All right.
00:09:23 #188 Dr. Slurps settled famous tonics.
00:09:32 #189 Wait here.
00:09:36 #190 You'll be taken internally or externally
00:09:38 #191 for pain in the rightest, neuralgia headache.
00:09:43 #192 It's hit by a truck.
00:09:44 #193 Call your physician.
00:09:46 #194 Alcoholic contact.
00:09:48 #195 You never know what this is going to do for me.
00:10:03 #196 Oh, I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already.
00:10:08 #197 Look, Mark, I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop.
00:10:11 #198 You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen?
00:10:13 #199 Yeah, if Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's gonna fire me.
00:10:16 #200 Apparently, my hearing's going out on me.
00:10:21 #201 I think the impression is your job security depends on what Mushnick thinks of that thing.
00:10:28 #202 It looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work.
00:10:31 #203 I wish I knew what to do with it.
00:10:33 #204 Well, if you ask me, I'd pitch it off in the trash.
00:10:36 #205 I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables.
00:10:39 #206 Look, Ma, I've got to hurry.
00:10:40 #207 Can I bring you anything?
00:10:41 #208 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:42 #209 Bring me the evening news.
00:10:44 #210 They're running a self-diagnosis contest.
00:10:47 #211 The winner gets to go to Mayo Clinic.
00:10:49 #212 Ha, ha!
00:10:50 #213 Bye, Ma. Bye, sir!
00:10:52 #214 Now, put this on my bill.
00:11:10 #215 Well, here it is, everybody.
00:11:12 #216 What do you think of it?
00:11:13 #217 Well, it looks delicious, but don't you think it's kind of stale?
00:11:18 #218 It hasn't been feeling too well.
00:11:20 #219 You called that a fancy plant.
00:11:21 #220 It looks like it never spent an elty day in its entire life.
00:11:24 #221 I don't care. I like it anyway.
00:11:26 #222 You, you like even scone cabbage.
00:11:29 #223 Yeah.
00:11:29 #224 Let's see more.
00:11:32 #225 Well, I'm not sure.
00:11:33 #226 I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue.
00:11:37 #227 He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to Cranberry Farm.
00:11:40 #228 Fine, fine. You don't even know what this plant you're growing.
00:11:44 #229 Well, I gave it a name.
00:11:45 #230 What name?
00:11:47 #231 Oh, gee.
00:11:48 #232 What? You gave it a dirty name? You can't even imagine it?
00:11:51 #233 Well, I named it Audrey Junior.
00:11:53 #234 Poor kid.
00:12:02 #235 I don't think it's so much.
00:12:03 #236 I should keep on spending $10 a week on your salary.
00:12:06 #237 But, Travis, he named it after me.
00:12:09 #238 I know, and if they keep it, they'll name it
00:12:10 #239 Mushnik Spolly because I'll be in jail for nonpayment of taxes.
00:12:14 #240 Are you crazy?
00:12:15 #241 Who, who? You, you.
00:12:16 #242 That's probably the only place of its kind in the world.
00:12:19 #243 But you realize if Seamork have merged that thing
00:12:20 #244 back to health, you'll have people coming here from all over?
00:12:23 #245 You think so, you found it.
00:12:23 #246 I know so, you Mushnik.
00:12:25 #247 And that's all I'm saying on a subject.
00:12:27 #248 I've got to get home. My wife's making gothiness with dinner.
00:12:29 #249 Good night, you clown.
00:12:32 #250 Good night. And I'll see you tomorrow.
00:12:35 #251 Crazy about Kosher Flowers.
00:12:38 #252 He's a nice man.
00:12:40 #253 Maybe knows what he's talking about.
00:12:42 #254 Maybe he's not so stupid.
00:12:44 #255 I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:12:46 #256 I'll keep you and his dumbbell junior for a week.
00:12:48 #257 If you can noise it back to hell, you both can stay.
00:12:51 #258 If you can't, you're both fired.
00:12:53 #259 Oh, gee, thank you, Mr. Mushnick.
00:13:01 #260 Don't waste your pity on me, Audrey. I'm not worth it.
00:13:04 #261 Who says you're not?
00:13:06 #262 Everybody.
00:13:07 #263 Yeah, I know.
00:13:10 #264 I think you're a fine figure, tip of a man, and I know that Arby Junior will be the sweetest thing in the whole wide world.
00:13:17 #265 Well, I don't know.
00:13:19 #266 I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food and the sealed mineral water you can buy, but it just gets thicker and thicker.
00:13:27 #267 Don't worry.
00:13:29 #268 You're gonna be another lucid Glendale.
00:13:31 #269 Pasadena.
00:13:33 #270 Burbank. Good night, Seymour.
00:13:36 #271 Night, Audrey. What's the matter, little plant?
00:13:49 #272 Haven't I done everything I could for you?
00:13:52 #273 Where did I go?
00:13:56 #274 You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow,
00:13:58 #275 and if you die, I don't know what I'll do.
00:14:00 #276 Please don't die.
00:14:04 #277 I'll get you some water, okay?
00:14:25 #278 You opened up just like you do every night at sunset.
00:14:29 #279 I wish I knew how to make you grow.
00:14:32 #280 Let me move this out of your way so you can breathe.
00:14:34 #281 Hey, what happened?
00:14:40 #282 How come you woke up?
00:14:43 #283 Blahd?
00:14:44 #284 You like Blahd?
00:14:45 #285 You must be kidding!
00:14:51 #286 Well, you'll see.
00:14:52 #287 What I'm doing for you...
00:15:03 #288 What a f...
00:15:15 #289 Well, I guess there's just no accounting for people's taste.
00:15:19 #290 He's more beautiful, isn't he?
00:15:37 #291 Isn't he delicious?
00:15:39 #292 Isn't he got the two dollar raise?
00:15:41 #293 What happened to your fingers?
00:15:42 #294 These things.
00:15:43 #295 I saw how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful?
00:15:45 #296 five bees once in each finger and the I was getting a two dollar rate correct my
00:15:51 #297 very excellent see more and these what did I do now but you know what you did oh
00:15:59 #298 boy look at that it's true it's almost a foot long it grows like a cold
00:16:07 #299 sword from the lip oh hello young pretty ladies what's it got us much make do for
00:16:13 #300 you about the oddity junior so we thought we'd come in and take a look well
00:16:18 #301 You know, that makes four people a day who come in just to look.
00:16:23 #302 Sure.
00:16:24 #303 Is that just...
00:16:28 #304 There was that you got in trouble with ten bees.
00:16:30 #305 Well, is that all?
00:16:31 #306 I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name?
00:16:32 #307 Yes, of course.
00:16:33 #308 But who could denounce it?
00:16:34 #309 You would like maybe to buy something.
00:16:35 #310 Well, we don't have any money.
00:16:36 #311 Except $2,000.
00:16:37 #312 But that's just to spend on flowers.
00:16:38 #313 So we don't have any of our own.
00:16:39 #314 Isn't that a drag?
00:16:40 #315 You got just...
00:16:41 #316 $2,000 just for to spend on flowers?
00:16:42 #317 That's right.
00:16:43 #318 Who dies?
00:16:44 #319 The Chamber of Commerce?
00:16:45 #320 Well, we're sorry.
00:16:46 #321 We're sorry.
00:16:51 #322 of commerce. Well, what's from Cookamonger High School?
00:16:53 #323 We were building a float for the Rofo Cray,
00:16:55 #324 which is made out of flowers.
00:16:56 #325 Flowers? And we're on the Coozones flowers.
00:17:01 #326 Here's a mad plant.
00:17:05 #327 Oh, yeah.
00:17:06 #328 Seymour here invented it.
00:17:08 #329 He did it!
00:17:09 #330 Thousands of flowers?
00:17:10 #331 Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls,
00:17:12 #332 please don't damage the arts the culture is.
00:17:16 #333 Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands
00:17:18 #334 of flowers from Gravis Muschnik?
00:17:20 #335 My flowers got something the others don't?
00:17:22 #336 What's that?
00:17:23 #337 Is that cheap?
00:17:24 #338 Well, cheap.
00:17:25 #339 If your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Junior...
00:17:27 #340 I guess it can get us everything we need.
00:17:29 #341 Yeah.
00:17:30 #342 We'll talk it over with the rest of the committee.
00:17:31 #343 Hey, cool.
00:17:32 #344 We've got to run now.
00:17:35 #345 Bye, girls.
00:17:36 #346 Have fun.
00:17:44 #347 Look, Audrey.
00:17:45 #348 I got a son.
00:17:47 #349 Oh, I see, Mr. Mushnik.
00:17:49 #350 What, Mr. Mushnik?
00:17:50 #351 I don't want you to call me Mr. Mushnik anymore.
00:17:52 #352 I want you to call me Dad.
00:17:54 #353 Okay, Dad.
00:17:56 #354 Isn't that beautiful?
00:17:58 #355 See, more Krelboyne?
00:17:59 #356 Come over here, my son.
00:18:01 #357 I want to talk on you about the future.
00:18:03 #358 Look on this fly trap.
00:18:05 #359 Look on it.
00:18:06 #360 Soon we got no more skid row.
00:18:09 #361 We will be rich, us.
00:18:11 #362 I am building for you a giant greenhouse
00:18:14 #363 in which you are making impossible flowers,
00:18:16 #364 which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices
00:18:20 #365 in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills.
00:18:24 #366 Do you see that big sign in the sky?
00:18:27 #367 It is saying, Gravis Muschnik in French.
00:18:31 #368 The carnations are $600 or $2,000 for a thousand.
00:18:49 #369 It's a bargain.
00:18:51 #370 Tell me, how much are the carnations today?
00:19:03 #371 The carnations are $600 or $1,000.
00:19:05 #372 And why have they not...
00:19:09 #373 Please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva.
00:19:11 #374 Just point anything in the store and it is yours.
00:19:13 #375 No, no, no, no.
00:19:15 #376 That's right.
00:19:16 #377 The cash register may be hard.
00:19:18 #378 Wait a minute. Here.
00:19:20 #379 Here are several dozen carnations on the house courtesy of Gravis Musnick de Blum, Tycoon.
00:19:27 #380 That's my dad. Thanks.
00:19:29 #381 Very much.
00:19:32 #382 Only tell me, why are you so happy?
00:19:35 #383 Not only did my uncle...
00:19:43 #384 You should also give some flowers to the poo dead plant there.
00:19:47 #385 In morning, Mr. Musnick.
00:19:52 #386 What happened to my plant, dad?
00:19:54 #387 Who are you calling dad? Who? Who?
00:19:56 #388 Oh, it was so beautiful just a few seconds ago.
00:20:00 #389 Excellent! Just a few seconds ago I gave away dozens of carnations!
00:20:03 #390 Please, the Mrs. Shiver!
00:20:05 #391 I didn't mean it.
00:20:07 #392 You have perhaps an explanation.
00:20:09 #393 No, but if you give me a minute, I'll think of one.
00:20:11 #394 I can see it all now.
00:20:13 #395 We are in the poor house.
00:20:15 #396 That big sign in the sky, it is reading,
00:20:19 #397 Seymour Krelboyn, Rest in Peace in Arabic!
00:20:23 #398 Please promise me a week, Mr. Mushnick.
00:20:27 #399 I'll sit up all night with that plant.
00:20:29 #400 It'll be healthy in the morning. You'll see.
00:20:31 #401 I promise. I promise.
00:21:00 #402 Who said that?
00:21:01 #403 You said that. You said that. Mmm.
00:21:08 #404 You said that.
00:21:10 #405 You can talk.
00:21:12 #406 I got a talking plant. Say it again.
00:21:15 #407 Be me.
00:21:18 #408 I never been to college and I ain't been around much.
00:21:21 #409 But I've been willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant.
00:21:25 #410 But I'll take your word for it.
00:21:27 #411 Gee, Junior, I'd like to be, yeah?
00:21:29 #412 But I used up all my fingers.
00:21:31 #413 Be me!
00:21:34 #414 Look at me, I'm all cut to pieces.
00:21:39 #415 But maybe I can find another drop here someplace.
00:21:42 #416 That's the best I can do.
00:21:50 #417 Mar, Mar!
00:21:53 #418 But I'm already anemic.
00:21:55 #419 Me?
00:21:56 #420 Gee, Junior, I'd be happy to give you anything I got,
00:22:01 #421 but I gotta keep a little blood for myself
00:22:03 #422 or I'll be in worse shape than Ma.
00:22:05 #423 Mmm.
00:22:07 #424 I'm sorry, Junior.
00:22:08 #425 Well, I'll go for a walk.
00:22:09 #426 Maybe I'll think of something.
00:22:11 #427 Don't bother me. I got problems of my own.
00:25:04 #428 Feed me!
00:25:06 #429 I'm sorry pal, I'm a fresh out of blood talk to somebody else.
00:25:09 #430 I'm hungry!
00:25:11 #431 I don't care what you are.
00:25:13 #432 Can't you see I'm locked out?
00:25:14 #433 I just killed a man.
00:25:16 #434 I'm a murderer!
00:25:18 #435 You think it's fun to be a murderer?
00:25:20 #436 You think it's fun to pull around a sack full of booze?
00:25:23 #437 Oh, Junior, what kind of guy do you think I am?
00:25:28 #438 I'm served!
00:25:33 #439 Maybe just a sack.
00:25:35 #440 That looks great!
00:25:56 #441 Now that is what I call a velvet.
00:25:58 #442 What do you call that, Charlie?
00:26:01 #443 Well, before the next course, I think I'll have a nice cigar.
00:26:05 #444 All right?
00:26:06 #445 You would like maybe a cigar?
00:26:08 #446 You don't smoke cigars, right?
00:26:12 #447 What am I thinking about? Where are the matches?
00:26:15 #448 Oh, oh, you know what I found?
00:26:19 #449 I'm looking for the matches,
00:26:21 #450 and I found I left the money and dollars, so...
00:26:23 #451 Here's your marked chicken leg. You don't have any money?
00:26:29 #452 All right, all right.
00:26:36 #453 I made a mistake.
00:26:38 #454 Are all the manners entitled. Go on this is your story I'll wait for the punch.
00:26:44 #455 Don't get smart with me golly I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register
00:26:50 #456 I'm having the total days received which is coming up to more than nine dollars
00:26:55 #457 you'll bring the rest of the food then I'll go to the shop and get the money
00:27:00 #458 you're playing my favorite song now look here but one of you is going to go down
00:27:06 #459 right now and get the loof while the other one stays here until the first one
00:27:11 #460 gets back if you get what I mean. Oh fine in this fancy schminzi restaurant you are
00:27:17 #461 holding hostages right. Excellent. You eat up Audrey. I'll be back in a flash with
00:27:26 #462 the cash.
00:27:27 #463 Bye, Graz.
00:27:47 #464 Bring me whiskey, rom, wine, gin, bourbon.
00:27:54 #465 What?
00:27:55 #466 Scots, shrie, dakila, spaki, manashevist.
00:27:56 #467 Did you bring the money?
00:27:57 #468 Don't bug me with the money.
00:27:58 #469 I got to get drunk now.
00:28:19 #470 Bring me anything.
00:28:20 #471 Bring me everything.
00:28:21 #472 Crème de mince.
00:28:22 #473 Everything you got.
00:28:23 #474 Okay.
00:28:24 #475 You look like you've seen a ghost.
00:28:25 #476 Ghosts I could handle.
00:28:26 #477 Don't ask.
00:28:27 #478 Why don't you ask?
00:28:28 #479 I'm not asking.
00:28:46 #480 Why don't you tell me? Maybe I could help her.
00:28:48 #481 Help? You couldn't.
00:28:50 #482 I need something. It'll calm your aggravation.
00:28:52 #483 In my own shop.
00:28:57 #484 Audrey, you wouldn't believe it.
00:28:59 #485 I wish you'd break out and tell me.
00:29:01 #486 All right, I'll tell you tomorrow, right after I am telling the police.
00:29:05 #487 But Moshmick didn't come to the police.
00:29:12 #488 If he had, that might have been the finish of the unhappy story.
00:29:16 #489 It was not.
00:29:17 #490 You wouldn't be interested in selling a half-niche to this place, huh?
00:29:46 #491 I can picture it.
00:29:58 #492 Eat up the people.
00:30:01 #493 And we're going to have the big part of it open.
00:30:03 #494 So she can sit in it.
00:30:04 #495 The clip.
00:30:10 #496 Eat up the girls.
00:30:11 #497 What do you want to talk about?
00:30:31 #498 That plant.
00:30:32 #499 Is that a nice subject for to talk?
00:30:34 #500 The plant. The plant is great.
00:30:35 #501 It's four times bigger than it was yesterday.
00:30:37 #502 I saw. I saw.
00:30:38 #503 How come the plant is now so big?
00:30:40 #504 I don't know.
00:30:42 #505 But look at all them people out there.
00:30:44 #506 The only but open a half-bond.
00:30:46 #507 We already done $70 worth of business.
00:30:48 #508 85. Now look, Seymour.
00:30:50 #509 You gave this plant a fancy name, Audrey Jr., but I want to know right now what do just people call it?
00:30:56 #510 Well, it's a cross between a butterwort and a venous fly trap.
00:31:00 #511 Venous fly trap? And what are the habits of this venous fly trap?
00:31:04 #512 Well, the book says it eats insects. It eats them three times in its life, and then it's full grown.
00:31:09 #513 Excellent. And how many times is this one eat?
00:31:12 #514 Well, once or twice.
00:31:15 #515 You don't remember?
00:31:17 #516 Well, this is kind of an unusual type of fly trap.
00:31:20 #517 That is a possibility.
00:31:22 #518 May never eat again. I don't see how it could get any bigger.
00:31:26 #519 Then you think it don't need any more flies.
00:31:30 #520 Yeah. Oh, my tooth is just killing me.
00:31:36 #521 All right, excellent. You run along to the dentist.
00:31:40 #522 I'll take care of things here.
00:31:42 #523 Thanks, boss.
00:31:44 #524 You lost so much money.
00:31:56 #525 Seymour, I got a bad tooth, huh?
00:32:37 #526 No, I thought this was the men's room.
00:32:39 #527 Well, Seymour, come back here, you bad dog.
00:32:41 #528 You get in there.
00:32:45 #529 All the young men will ruin my gladiolas, huh?
00:32:48 #530 Sit down.
00:32:49 #531 Come on.
00:32:55 #532 Guess what?
00:32:56 #533 My tooth stopped hurting.
00:32:58 #534 Yes, I know.
00:32:59 #535 See?
00:33:01 #536 Shut up and open up.
00:33:02 #537 Uh-huh.
00:33:09 #538 Does that hurt? Yeah.
00:33:10 #539 Good.
00:33:11 #540 You haven't felt anything yet.
00:33:12 #541 Uh-huh.
00:33:13 #542 Hey, shut it over here.
00:33:15 #543 Seymour, who was the dentist here?
00:33:16 #544 You or me?
00:33:17 #545 I'll find that tooth.
00:33:20 #546 Uh-huh.
00:33:22 #547 Look at that stalagmite.
00:33:24 #548 But don't worry, it's gonna be an easy one, Seymour.
00:33:27 #549 I won't even use novocaine.
00:33:29 #550 Ah, you broke a mirror in my mouth.
00:33:31 #551 Don't tell me about it, stupid.
00:33:32 #552 Just swallow it.
00:33:34 #553 All right, yes, let's see now.
00:33:36 #554 Seymour, Seymour, I'll have this one and this one
00:33:40 #555 and that one and I have to have this one, Seymour.
00:33:42 #556 It's only one, too.
00:33:43 #557 Seymour, who is the dentist here?
00:33:44 #558 You or me?
00:33:45 #559 Are you practicing dentistry without a license?
00:33:47 #560 No.
00:33:48 #561 All right.
00:33:49 #562 A hat, let's see.
00:33:52 #563 Oh, shh, Seymour.
00:33:54 #564 Ah!
00:33:56 #565 Don't be...
00:34:00 #566 Look at that.
00:34:01 #567 Would you look at that, Seymour?
00:34:03 #568 I didn't know you were an elk.
00:34:05 #569 You know, I can't afford a system.
00:34:09 #570 So I get this ready instant mix.
00:34:12 #571 It doesn't last very long, but it tastes good.
00:34:15 #572 All right, Seymour.
00:34:18 #573 Oh, stay away from me.
00:34:20 #574 Seymour, you're trying to kill me.
00:34:22 #575 A duel!
00:34:23 #576 This Dr. Farb's office?
00:34:40 #577 Just a minute.
00:34:41 #578 Yeah, I see it is.
00:34:48 #579 You can come in now.
00:34:54 #580 My name is Wilbur Force.
00:35:04 #581 Wilbur Force what?
00:35:06 #582 Just...Wilbur Force.
00:35:08 #583 My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force.
00:35:12 #584 I don't have a middle name.
00:35:14 #585 Well, do you have an appointment maybe?
00:35:16 #586 No, but you were very highly recommended to me by one of your patients, a Mrs. Eschiewe.
00:35:23 #587 Yes, sheve. I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives.
00:35:27 #588 Well, as you can see, I have a customer now,
00:35:30 #589 and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you'll have to come back tomorrow.
00:35:34 #590 Oh, I couldn't do that. I have three or four abscesses, a touch of pyrrea,
00:35:39 #591 nine or ten cavities, I lost my pivot tooth, and I'm in terrible pain.
00:35:44 #592 Well, I can't help you today.
00:35:46 #593 Oh, that's all right. I'll call just wait outside.
00:35:50 #594 The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen,
00:36:04 #595 caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife.
00:36:09 #596 He almost fled to death and gangrene had set in.
00:36:13 #597 I didn't give him much of a chance.
00:36:15 #598 There were other complications.
00:36:17 #599 The man had cancer, tuberculosis,
00:36:21 #600 leprosy, and a touch of the grip.
00:36:25 #601 I decided to operate.
00:36:27 #602 My patient just left. You could come in now.
00:36:31 #603 Oh, goodie.
00:36:33 #604 I didn't see the other man leave.
00:36:36 #605 Well, he went out the back door.
00:36:42 #606 You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist,
00:36:45 #607 but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you?
00:36:49 #608 I mean, there's such... there's a real feeling of growth,
00:36:52 #609 of progress when that old drill goes in.
00:36:58 #610 I mean, I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere,
00:37:01 #611 wouldn't you?
00:37:02 #612 Yeah.
00:37:03 #613 No, no, McCain.
00:37:06 #614 It dulls the senses.
00:37:08 #615 This is gonna hurt you more than it is me.
00:37:11 #616 Oh, goody-goody, here it comes.
00:37:13 #617 Well, I made a lot of holes,
00:37:25 #618 and now I gotta fill it up with this here silver stuff.
00:37:28 #619 Well, aren't you gonna pull any?
00:37:30 #620 Well, uh...
00:37:31 #621 Oh, go on.
00:37:34 #622 Well, you're mouthing.
00:37:55 #623 It's been quite an afternoon.
00:37:57 #624 I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much.
00:38:00 #625 I'll recommend you to all my friends.
00:38:03 #626 Thank you. Bye.
00:38:04 #627 Bye now.
00:38:05 #628 Oh, take it easy, Dracula.
00:38:18 #629 What do you think I'm carrying here?
00:38:19 #630 My dirty laundry?
00:38:20 #631 This should be enough for anybody.
00:38:35 #632 Hey, hey!
00:38:37 #633 Well, goodbye, Dr. Farr.
00:38:45 #634 You may have been a crummy dentist, but you were a nice fella.
00:38:48 #635 I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life.
00:38:51 #636 I've killed two in the last two days.
00:38:54 #637 Well, but you asked for it coming after me with that knife and all.
00:38:58 #638 Fun voyage, Dr. Farr.
00:39:00 #639 You wanting to sing else?
00:39:02 #640 See you in the morning.
00:39:07 #641 Good morning, Frank.
00:39:32 #642 How's the wife, Frank?
00:39:33 #643 Not bad, Joe.
00:39:34 #644 Glad to hear it.
00:39:35 #645 The kids?
00:39:36 #646 Lost one yesterday.
00:39:37 #647 Lost one, eh?
00:39:38 #648 How'd that happen?
00:39:39 #649 Playing with matches.
00:39:40 #650 Well, those are breaks.
00:39:41 #651 Yeah, I guess so.
00:39:43 #652 Got a strange one here.
00:39:44 #653 Railroad people say they lost one of their best detectives the other night.
00:39:47 #654 Oh, yeah?
00:39:48 #655 Down by the yards.
00:39:49 #656 He's watching the refrigerator cars.
00:39:51 #657 Refrigerator cars?
00:39:52 #658 Ice thieves.
00:39:53 #659 Oh, yeah?
00:39:54 #660 What happened?
00:39:55 #661 Don't know.
00:39:56 #662 Vanished.
00:39:57 #663 Clothes.
00:39:58 #664 None.
00:39:59 #665 Anything else?
00:40:00 #666 Dennis.
00:40:01 #667 Bob.
00:40:02 #668 Dead.
00:40:03 #669 Missing.
00:40:04 #670 Clothes.
00:40:05 #671 Blood and office.
00:40:06 #672 Where?
00:40:07 #673 Skid Row.
00:40:08 #674 Ideas.
00:40:09 #675 None.
00:40:10 #676 Check it out?
00:40:11 #677 Yeah.
00:40:20 #678 Now we are on the case.
00:40:21 #679 Officer Frank Stooling and me.
00:40:23 #680 My name is Fink.
00:40:25 #681 Sergeant Joe Fink.
00:40:27 #682 I'm a Fink.
00:40:29 #683 Hey, look at that.
00:40:53 #684 Ain't it something?
00:41:02 #685 Yeah.
00:41:03 #686 Gee, Audrey, you don't have to kiss me.
00:41:10 #687 Don't you like me to kiss you?
00:41:12 #688 Yeah, but you don't like to kiss me.
00:41:15 #689 Why shouldn't I?
00:41:16 #690 Nobody else ever did.
00:41:18 #691 Well, I do like to.
00:41:20 #692 You do? You really do? You like to kiss me?
00:41:22 #693 Yeah, I do.
00:41:23 #694 Would you like to kiss me again?
00:41:25 #695 Okay.
00:41:26 #696 That's planned.
00:41:30 #697 Oh, boy, you kiss good, Audrey.
00:41:33 #698 Oh, I guess I just have a good kiss, sir.
00:41:35 #699 Ha-ha-ha, did-did-did-did.
00:41:37 #700 Would you like to go out on a date with me some night?
00:41:40 #701 Oh, sure. I would see more anytime.
00:41:43 #702 Tonight? Oh, boy.
00:41:46 #703 About that plant.
00:41:48 #704 I'll take a look at it.
00:41:58 #705 All right, what's cooking?
00:42:00 #706 Look at my plant.
00:42:01 #707 My? A large one?
00:42:03 #708 Yeah.
00:42:04 #709 Oh, Mrs. Shiva, what's new?
00:42:12 #710 Oh, I got terrible...
00:42:13 #711 Frankie just lost his little boy.
00:42:17 #712 Oh, that's too bad.
00:42:19 #713 How did it happen?
00:42:20 #714 He was playing with matches.
00:42:22 #715 Would you like to buy maybe some flowers?
00:42:24 #716 About 50 cents, boy.
00:42:26 #717 I'll get him for you. Look at my plan.
00:42:28 #718 I'm looking.
00:42:35 #719 Your name, Gravis McLean?
00:42:36 #720 I'm a motion agrarvis. That's my name.
00:42:38 #721 Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:39 #722 Questions, ask me.
00:42:40 #723 Just want to ask you a few questions.
00:42:41 #724 I didn't do it.
00:42:42 #725 Do what? Whatever.
00:42:44 #726 Ever see this man?
00:42:45 #727 Man, I see pictures of him.
00:42:46 #728 Why are you so nervous?
00:42:47 #729 Got a guilty conscience?
00:42:48 #730 No! Why should I?
00:42:50 #731 I ever see this man.
00:42:51 #732 Man, I see the pictures.
00:42:52 #733 Dr. Farb.
00:42:54 #734 Oh, you know him?
00:42:55 #735 My dentist said he maybe did something.
00:42:58 #736 Disappeared.
00:42:59 #737 Blood in his office.
00:43:00 #738 his office the other man to button the railroad tracks and few spare parts of
00:43:04 #739 a doctor far this might have easy no who knows not me what do you think he
00:43:12 #740 doesn't know anything okay much Nick if you're anything about these men call our
00:43:16 #741 office you're happy to cooperate with the police hello I'm sitting in the
00:43:22 #742 terrible what happened to your boyfriend those are the brakes all right see more
00:43:32 #743 Now you tell me if that plant is finished all grown up.
00:43:36 #744 It's finished all growing up?
00:43:37 #745 You wouldn't kid your father.
00:43:38 #746 My father came home?
00:43:39 #747 Me, idiot!
00:43:40 #748 It's a finger of speech!
00:43:42 #749 Now look, I can't stand anymore that plant.
00:43:45 #750 It's growing me out of house and home.
00:43:48 #751 Well, it ain't gonna grow anymore, I promise.
00:43:50 #752 How can you be so sure?
00:43:52 #753 It ate three times already.
00:43:54 #754 Who, I mean, what did it eat this time?
00:43:57 #755 About a million Japanese beetles.
00:44:00 #756 So don't eat no more.
00:44:03 #757 It's full.
00:44:04 #758 Some kind of a commitment outside.
00:44:09 #759 I think it's important.
00:44:12 #760 Excellent.
00:44:13 #761 By the by.
00:44:14 #762 I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight.
00:44:17 #763 That's very good with me.
00:44:19 #764 Because I am staying to keep an eye on that Michugan plant.
00:44:22 #765 We're gonna go tonight, Seymour.
00:44:29 #766 Oh, I just remembered I don't have any money.
00:44:32 #767 Well, that's okay.
00:44:34 #768 We could take a walk along the ocean or something.
00:44:36 #769 I got a great idea. We can eat dinner at my house. My mom's a great cook.
00:44:40 #770 Well, that's swell!
00:44:41 #771 Oh, boy, I'll call her later and tell her.
00:44:43 #772 Mark!
00:44:44 #773 I neither like nor dislike anything, my goodness.
00:44:56 #774 I happen to represent the society of silent flower observers of Southern California.
00:45:04 #775 How about that?
00:45:06 #776 Tell me, who created this magnificent bloom?
00:45:11 #777 I did me.
00:45:15 #778 And what's my joy name, B?
00:45:17 #779 Seem more crow-boying with a K.
00:45:20 #780 Crab-boying.
00:45:22 #781 Raise it in the coffee can.
00:45:24 #782 This?
00:45:27 #783 Tell me, Mr. Crab-boying, is this a freak
00:45:30 #784 or can more be raised from the sea?
00:45:32 #785 We should live so long.
00:45:33 #786 Well, I don't think there gonna be any more, Miss...
00:45:35 #787 Push-twanger.
00:45:36 #788 Mrs. Horten, push-twanger.
00:45:38 #789 I think this is gonna be the only one, Mrs. Fish-twanger.
00:45:42 #790 Twanger.
00:45:45 #791 It's probably indigestible anyway.
00:45:50 #792 At any rate,
00:45:51 #793 I have the honor to tell you, Seymour Carleborn,
00:45:55 #794 that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy of the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California.
00:46:02 #795 A trophy? Me?
00:46:04 #796 Such is justice.
00:46:06 #797 But tell me, when do you suppose those large buds will open?
00:46:10 #798 Well, according to what the book says about the plants that I crossed,
00:46:13 #799 They should open day after tomorrow at sunset.
00:46:16 #800 Ah, very well.
00:46:17 #801 Then I shall return at that time to present the trophy.
00:46:20 #802 Good day.
00:46:21 #803 Remarkable.
00:46:29 #804 Oh, boy, I'm gonna get a trophy.
00:46:35 #805 Oh, Seagull, I'm so proud of you.
00:46:37 #806 Oh, Seagull.
00:46:42 #807 Oh, boy.
00:46:44 #808 Look at me. I'm a terrible sight.
00:46:50 #809 I'm a complete seahead.
00:46:51 #810 She always says that.
00:46:53 #811 Oh, well, it's true.
00:46:54 #812 I haven't been feeling very well lately.
00:46:56 #813 Audrey, this is my ma.
00:46:57 #814 Winifred Krelbling.
00:46:58 #815 Ma, this is Audrey Fulclar.
00:47:00 #816 She's my girl.
00:47:01 #817 Hi, Audrey.
00:47:02 #818 Are you hungry?
00:47:03 #819 Sure am.
00:47:04 #820 I could eat a herd.
00:47:05 #821 Oh, well sit right down and I'll go get the first course.
00:47:12 #822 Sit here Audrey.
00:47:13 #823 You want me to take your sweater?
00:47:16 #824 Never mind that.
00:47:26 #825 Well now try this.
00:47:28 #826 Dr. Flynn's cough syrup.
00:47:39 #827 A toast?
00:47:40 #828 No, so Audrey's senior.
00:48:11 #829 Tonight I keep an eye on you.
00:48:13 #830 I don't let nobody get near you.
00:48:15 #831 Now don't touch it until I get the flavor.
00:48:32 #832 Gee, Audrey, you sure look good by candlelight.
00:48:35 #833 Oh, do I really see more?
00:48:37 #834 Yeah.
00:48:38 #835 Here you are.
00:48:41 #836 I'll try it.
00:48:43 #837 It sure smells different.
00:48:45 #838 It's different.
00:48:47 #839 Some kind of oil, isn't it?
00:48:49 #840 God, liver oil.
00:48:50 #841 Wonderful for the colon.
00:48:52 #842 And that's sulfur powder on the top.
00:49:28 #843 I didn't hear it.
00:49:29 #844 Hey, bitch.
00:49:37 #845 Planned to be gut.
00:49:42 #846 Hungry and not a fine kettle from fish.
00:49:46 #847 Who would you like to have tonight?
00:49:53 #848 We not only got a talking plan,
00:49:54 #849 we got one that makes with smart cracks.
00:49:57 #850 Will you listen to me, you botanical bum?
00:50:01 #851 Food you wouldn't get, not from Gravis Muschnik.
00:50:04 #852 I'm sorry.
00:50:06 #853 Excellent.
00:50:07 #854 You would unpopulate the old skid row.
00:50:10 #855 Well, you can forget about it.
00:50:14 #856 You wouldn't get fed from Gravis Muschnik tonight.
00:50:18 #857 Good night.
00:50:20 #858 You'll get yours.
00:50:30 #859 If it tastes a little bitter, it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and it's flavored with acromycin, epsom salts.
00:50:37 #860 There ain't enough to cook in a whole world like my mom.
00:50:40 #861 That's what your old man said before the last ran out on me.
00:50:43 #862 You know, if you're going to be married, you gotta be a good cook.
00:50:46 #863 Maybe you could teach me.
00:50:48 #864 You think me get to marry?
00:50:50 #865 Well, he hasn't asked me yet.
00:50:52 #866 Who hasn't?
00:50:53 #867 Seymour.
00:50:54 #868 Seymour's too young to get married.
00:50:56 #869 Look here.
00:50:57 #870 I gotta go out and play around a little bit.
00:51:00 #871 Go out on the make and have a ball.
00:51:02 #872 Gee, ma, I don't wanna have a ball.
00:51:04 #873 I want to be with Audrey.
00:51:05 #874 No, no, look, see, ma, you promised you wouldn't
00:51:08 #875 get married until you bought me an iron lung.
00:51:11 #876 You've been breathing for years, ma.
00:51:13 #877 Well, it ain't easy.
00:51:14 #878 It ain't easy, son.
00:51:38 #879 Somebody here.
00:51:40 #880 Black cat, 13th John,
00:51:42 #881 funny the 13th, this stupid superstition.
00:51:49 #882 All right, you, come out of there.
00:51:51 #883 Don't shoot, mister. I'm old and sick. I wouldn't know I'd even apply.
00:51:57 #884 Come out in the light where I can see you.
00:52:00 #885 Good morning. Please don't shoot.
00:52:02 #886 Please. I'm on the gravus motion. If you wouldn't want to kill me, where would you hide the body?
00:52:08 #887 Don't worry, I'm not going to shoot you. Not much you try, sir.
00:52:11 #888 Try something? I never tried anything in my life.
00:52:14 #889 I wouldn't try anything now. You want my money? Take it.
00:52:16 #890 You want I should go out and steal you some more? That's all right, too. I'll do it.
00:52:19 #891 Thank you very much.
00:52:21 #892 I like your brand of hospitality.
00:52:24 #893 You'll excuse it, there's more. I'm only a poor flower.
00:52:27 #894 I got about 30 bucks here.
00:52:31 #895 Come on, Al. Where's the rest of it?
00:52:33 #896 I was in here this afternoon. I saw about 30,000 people in here.
00:52:36 #897 They must have spent some money.
00:52:38 #898 Where is it?
00:52:39 #899 There ain't no more money. They came in to look under plant.
00:52:41 #900 It's a big attraction. Or the reunion.
00:52:43 #901 The plant. Don't try to snow me, Jim.
00:52:45 #902 30,000 squares didn't come in here just to look for a plant. I want it.
00:52:47 #903 I don't got no more money. Honest. Please, please. Please.
00:52:51 #904 OK, let's try this.
00:52:52 #905 One, two, three, four.
00:52:56 #906 And I ain't got no more money, honest.
00:52:58 #907 All right, try it the other way around.
00:52:59 #908 Five, four, three, two.
00:53:03 #909 All right, all right, I'm ready.
00:53:05 #910 OK, big bad word.
00:53:08 #911 In the place.
00:53:12 #912 The big plant, Audrey, Jr.
00:53:13 #913 Inside the big leaf.
00:53:19 #914 That's right, inside.
00:53:22 #915 How do you get it open?
00:53:25 #916 Just knock.
00:53:44 #917 And then...
00:53:45 #918 inside, in the bottom.
00:53:48 #919 I don't see anything.
00:53:51 #920 Way inside.
00:53:53 #921 But I did the buck.
00:53:54 #922 But I did.
00:54:15 #923 I thought you got at the date with Audrey tonight.
00:54:21 #924 I am no more sitting up with that no-good-n-eat plan!
00:54:27 #925 But, gee, Mr. Marshick, you don't have to sit up with it anymore.
00:54:30 #926 It's all grown up now.
00:54:31 #927 Excellent. Smart guy.
00:54:32 #928 How do you know you don't be hungry no more? Well, because...
00:54:35 #929 Tonight you are staying.
00:54:37 #930 Then tomorrow they're coming and they're going to give you a trophy and then after that we are getting rid once and for all for that plant.
00:54:44 #931 Getting rid of it? Why?
00:54:45 #932 Don't ask why, why. The end. Into the garbage can. Aloha.
00:54:50 #933 Oh, yes, Mr. Chiver.
00:54:52 #934 Oh, Seymour. You're a wonderful plant.
00:54:55 #935 Oh, that's all right, Audrey. I'll grow other plants even more wonderful ones.
00:54:59 #936 I know you will.
00:55:01 #937 Did you figure out what we're doing tonight?
00:55:04 #938 Yeah, we're going to a place full of beautiful flowers.
00:55:07 #939 We have to stay here.
00:55:08 #940 Yeah.
00:55:09 #941 Well, never mind.
00:55:10 #942 We'll have a picnic.
00:55:12 #943 It'll be just like going to the country.
00:55:14 #944 Oh, boy.
00:55:15 #945 We'll give you a 3,000 pink azaleas for the arbor
00:55:17 #946 and a 9,000 yellow mons for the border.
00:55:20 #947 And the roses for the front and the back.
00:55:22 #948 We're right around the back.
00:55:24 #949 What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night
00:55:26 #950 with that full-court girl?
00:55:28 #951 Don't you like Audrey Mock?
00:55:29 #952 She's out after your money.
00:55:31 #953 I don't have any money.
00:55:32 #954 Oh, she's a smart one.
00:55:34 #955 She'll latch on to you until you get someone then goodbye fortune.
00:55:38 #956 But Audrey's an honest girl, ma.
00:55:40 #957 Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy.
00:55:43 #958 But Audrey had a bad cold a couple of weeks ago.
00:55:46 #959 Oh, a cold, a puny cold.
00:55:48 #960 Why don't you get yourself a real female with something decent like
00:55:52 #961 Monana Eucalyosis or gallstones?
00:55:55 #962 Well, maybe she could catch something like that.
00:55:57 #963 The only thing she'll catch is you.
00:55:59 #964 And she'll take you off to some shady sanitarium
00:56:03 #965 Leave me to chiropractors and faith healers.
00:56:07 #966 I know when I'm not wanted.
00:56:09 #967 Oh!
00:56:10 #968 Oh, gee, ma.
00:56:11 #969 Don't feel sorry for me.
00:56:14 #970 I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere
00:56:17 #971 and curl up and wait for the end.
00:56:19 #972 Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you, ma?
00:56:22 #973 I'll take care of you. I'll always take care of you.
00:56:24 #974 I promise.
00:56:25 #975 Yeah. Bye.
00:56:26 #976 Gee, I've never tasted food like this before.
00:56:35 #977 The peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
00:56:37 #978 And that butter and jelly, what is that cure?
00:56:39 #979 Nothing, it's just a food.
00:56:41 #980 What good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples or shrink your sinus tissues or something?
00:56:45 #981 You're just being silly, Seymour.
00:56:47 #982 What do you want to be?
00:56:50 #983 Well, I want to grow things.
00:56:52 #984 If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world.
00:56:57 #985 Well, that sounds exciting.
00:56:59 #986 Yeah.
00:57:00 #987 I'd like to go to the South Seas too.
00:57:03 #988 There's no reason why you couldn't go.
00:57:05 #989 and go. You take me with you see more I couldn't very well go without you
00:57:11 #990 a dream why not because because I'm in love with you I just want to love with
00:57:17 #991 you to see more what you say I was just kidding. I didn't mean it. Yes I did I said
00:57:36 #992 it I said it I'm looking right at you. Ventriloquist. A ventriloquist.
00:57:43 #993 Me!
00:57:45 #994 Seymour, do you feel alright?
00:57:47 #995 Well, I don't know, I'm not sure.
00:57:49 #996 Then stop all this nonsense and kiss me!
00:57:52 #997 You hungry? Eat something that's...
00:57:58 #998 forget about me.
00:57:59 #999 See, I'm sorry, Audrey.
00:58:00 #1000 Give me to eat.
00:58:02 #1001 You can't control yourself. I'm going home.
00:58:04 #1002 I need some help!
00:58:06 #1003 Audrey, please wait. Listen to me.
00:58:15 #1004 I've listened to all the nonsense. I want to kiss Seymour.
00:58:18 #1005 Tell me that you love me and then you act like a complete idiot.
00:58:23 #1006 Please listen, Audrey. I'll be able to explain everything soon.
00:58:26 #1007 Why can't you explain now?
00:58:29 #1008 Because so many things are so important.
00:58:31 #1009 I want to marry you, but I got to take care of Mom.
00:58:35 #1010 Well, that plant in there is going to make it all come true.
00:58:38 #1011 Tomorrow they're going to give me a trophy and I'll be famous.
00:58:41 #1012 I'll be a big botanist.
00:58:43 #1013 And then we can go to the South Seas just like we planned and all.
00:58:46 #1014 But that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there.
00:58:49 #1015 When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour,
00:58:52 #1016 then I'll talk to you.
00:58:54 #1017 Good night, Seymour.
00:58:56 #1018 I'm getting pretty tired of you.
00:59:09 #1019 I don't care what you need.
00:59:12 #1020 Look what you've done to me.
00:59:13 #1021 You not only made a butcher out of me,
00:59:14 #1022 but you drove my girl away.
00:59:16 #1023 Shut up and bring her home.
00:59:19 #1024 Don't tell me to shut up.
00:59:20 #1025 You shut up.
00:59:21 #1026 Who raised you for a bunch of little seeds?
00:59:23 #1027 Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers
00:59:25 #1028 and sat up all night with you when you were sick?
00:59:27 #1029 Nobody else would have done that for you.
00:59:29 #1030 Do you think anybody else would have brought
00:59:31 #1031 your human beings to eat?
00:59:33 #1032 You're starting right they wouldn't.
00:59:35 #1033 Well, I've helped you and you've helped me.
00:59:37 #1034 Now shut your trap and go to sleep.
00:59:39 #1035 I'm tired.
00:59:40 #1036 Crowd-eye.
00:59:57 #1037 Yes, master.
00:59:59 #1038 You will go.
01:00:03 #1039 Yes, master.
01:00:05 #1040 Now be gone.
01:01:10 #1041 My name is Leonor.
01:01:12 #1042 I'll have the rain on the rhubarb.
01:01:16 #1043 Master is hungry.
01:01:59 #1044 I gotta find food for master.
01:02:02 #1045 Food I gotta find for master.
01:02:05 #1046 For master, I gotta find food.
01:02:09 #1047 Maybe I can help.
01:02:12 #1048 Who are you?
01:02:12 #1049 My name is Leonora Clyde.
01:02:14 #1050 I love you.
01:02:17 #1051 Master wants food.
01:02:19 #1052 That the old goat weighed.
01:02:21 #1053 The night is young.
01:02:22 #1054 So are we.
01:02:23 #1055 Master doesn't eat goat.
01:02:30 #1056 Well, what kind of food does he like?
01:02:37 #1057 That's more like it. Kiss me.
01:02:39 #1058 What's the matter?
01:02:44 #1059 Don't you like me?
01:02:46 #1060 Too bony.
01:02:48 #1061 Nobody ever told me that before.
01:02:50 #1062 Beef is better than veal.
01:02:52 #1063 Ah, you're such a dodo.
01:02:55 #1064 What do you call this?
01:02:56 #1065 Chopped liver?
01:02:58 #1066 Mm. Ooh.
01:03:00 #1067 Ha, ha, ha.
01:03:01 #1068 Master would like more fat.
01:03:04 #1069 Think for yourself, John.
01:03:06 #1070 My name is Seymour.
01:03:11 #1071 That's my name, too.
01:03:14 #1072 Are you interested?
01:03:15 #1073 Are you just wasting my time?
01:03:17 #1074 I never thought anybody would volunteer.
01:03:19 #1075 Do you volunteer?
01:03:20 #1076 Sure I do.
01:03:22 #1077 All right, are you sure you want to volunteer?
01:03:25 #1078 All right, my place of yours.
01:03:27 #1079 I don't care.
01:03:29 #1080 Well, flip a coin.
01:03:31 #1081 I don't have a coin.
01:03:33 #1082 Flip anything, silly.
01:03:35 #1083 Well, there's a rock.
01:03:37 #1084 Wet or dry?
01:03:41 #1085 Wet.
01:03:42 #1086 The search was narrowing, and we knew that soon we would have the killer.
01:04:04 #1087 Not that we had any more clues than before, but we had to tell the chief something.
01:04:08 #1088 I had that feeling in my bones that the mystery was drawing to its climax,
01:04:11 #1089 I was determined to be on hand.
01:04:13 #1090 Out nobody is in.
01:04:16 #1091 Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Krollboyn,
01:04:19 #1092 which has invented the big plan.
01:04:21 #1093 So I want everybody to please stay out of the way.
01:04:23 #1094 We want...
01:04:24 #1095 I tell you this business is worse than being a conductor
01:04:36 #1096 in a revoluting door.
01:04:38 #1097 I'll be glad when this day is finished.
01:04:40 #1098 But the celebration...
01:04:41 #1099 They're presenting my son with the trophy.
01:04:44 #1100 Yeah, what he threw, run away from home?
01:04:46 #1101 Please don't look at me that way, Audrey.
01:04:48 #1102 I want to talk to you.
01:04:49 #1103 I'm sorry Seymour.
01:04:51 #1104 I just don't understand you.
01:04:53 #1105 I'll explain everything after the ceremony.
01:04:55 #1106 You, police! What are you doing here?
01:04:57 #1107 There was something going on here this evening.
01:04:59 #1108 Just thought we'd come by and keep an eye on things.
01:05:01 #1109 Look, we don't need no eyes kept on nothing.
01:05:03 #1110 The society is silent, power of the risen,
01:05:06 #1111 and sun set is almost upon us.
01:05:08 #1112 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, we are honored for to have you.
01:05:13 #1113 Still working on those disappearances?
01:05:15 #1114 We think they were murdered.
01:05:17 #1115 Hey, look here, young man.
01:05:19 #1116 a talk at a time like this. Let me see your tongue. And what you got just a box man
01:05:25 #1117 trash mouth I know I had it back in our mind that I had that looked into Frank
01:05:29 #1118 whatever you say Joe. Mr. Crowboy the sun is going down now and you do think
01:05:37 #1119 those bugs are going to open I hope so because if they don't Mr. Crowboy we
01:05:44 #1120 We shall just have to present the award at another time.
01:05:46 #1121 Oh, it's starting to open!
01:05:48 #1122 It's the doctor!
01:05:50 #1123 Mark!
01:05:55 #1124 But it's open!
01:05:56 #1125 Isn't that the railroad cop?
01:06:03 #1126 Look at the rest.
01:06:18 #1127 What do you think, Frank?
01:06:19 #1128 They're all there, Joe.
01:06:20 #1129 Yes, you're right.
01:06:22 #1130 Mr. Crawboy, how do you explain it?
01:06:24 #1131 I didn't mean to!
01:06:25 #1132 I just mean it!
01:06:26 #1133 That's right, officer.
01:06:27 #1134 He didn't mean to kill them!
01:06:28 #1135 Isn't that Mike?
01:06:31 #1136 Looks like they're getting away, Joe.
01:06:32 #1137 Yes, you're right.
01:06:33 #1138 Let's catch him.
01:06:34 #1139 Right.
01:06:35 #1140 Let's go back.
01:09:58 #1141 back. You messed up my whole life. You've never been fed before.
01:10:36 #1142 Better to give up, gentlemen. You wouldn't find him tonight.
01:11:03 #1143 Look, the door's open, Frank.
01:11:06 #1144 No.
01:11:07 #1145 You're such a good boy.
01:11:20 #1146 I didn't mean it.