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00:02:49 #1 I realized that there were only two people qualified to introduce the great man we are honoring tonight.

00:02:55 #2 Either my humble self or that pearl among journalists, Mr. Wallace Cook, my great friend and star reporter.

00:03:04 #3 You're a savage.

00:03:06 #4 I want Mr. Cook himself to tell you the great feat he performed, not only for the Morning Star, but for mankind itself,

00:03:13 #5 But for mankind itself, in interesting our guest of honor in this great project.

00:03:20 #6 Seven halls of learning and culture, 27 arenas of art, to be known as the Morning Star Temple.

00:03:42 #7 And for every dollar we contribute, our guest has pledged himself to give ten.

00:03:48 #8 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to introduce to you a prince with a heart as big as his pocketbook.

00:03:57 #9 pocketbook that fabulous and magnificent potentate of the oriental the Sultan of

00:04:03 #10 Mazelpan be unto you my friends peace and the blessings of culture my fine

00:04:58 #11 oriental potentate I'm not going to have you arrested I'm going to put you on the

00:05:05 #12 payroll as a janitor thank you sir and I always want you present in the local

00:05:12 #13 room where my reporters and Mr Wallace Cook can drink you in

00:05:17 #14 constantly as a warning against fakes. Yes. May I ask a Mr Cook

00:05:26 #15 a reporter anymore. I wouldn't like for him to lose his job he was

00:05:30 #16 very nice to me. Mr Cook is not going to be discharged your

00:05:35 #17 majesty. For his own good and the good of the morning star I am

00:05:41 #18 going to remove him from the land of the living of our I tell you I'm innocent I

00:06:49 #19 was just as fooled by old black Joe as you I believed everything he said just as

00:06:53 #20 you did now all of them either you cut out these fat headed monkey shines of

00:06:57 #21 yours and let bygones be bygones or I'm walking out of this fish trap right here

00:07:01 #22 and now you're under contract to the star for five more years you're not in

00:07:05 #23 a position to resign unless you wish to retire from journalistic efforts over

00:07:09 #24 that period you're not going to keep me pounding out obituaries for five

00:07:14 #25 Those are my plans, Mr. Cook.

00:07:16 #26 Grasp, dude.

00:07:17 #27 Mr. Ford, have you ever had?

00:07:23 #28 I've handed you a hundred scoops.

00:07:25 #29 It isn't fair, Oliver.

00:07:27 #30 It isn't human.

00:07:28 #31 Shut up!

00:07:29 #32 Oliver, I... I don't like to say this.

00:07:34 #33 Paper is going to rack and ruin with me hidden away in that water cooler.

00:07:38 #34 Look at this.

00:07:39 #35 What's that?

00:07:40 #36 Poor little working girl, doomed to death from radium poisoning.

00:07:43 #37 We've covered it.

00:07:44 #38 Covered it.

00:07:45 #39 You're getting old, Oliver.

00:07:47 #40 Look, there's one to zero five, six lines on Hazel flag.

00:07:50 #41 A poor little kid with a few months to live at the outside.

00:07:53 #42 Doom. Death staring her in the face.

00:07:55 #43 What does she feel? What does she think?

00:07:57 #44 Radio meeting away her bones.

00:07:59 #45 Don't shout at me!

00:08:00 #46 Listen, Oliver, there's a story in this kid that ought to tear your heart out.

00:08:03 #47 Why isn't this dog got it? I'll tell you.

00:08:05 #48 Because I'm stuck away in a water cooler.

00:08:07 #49 I'm account of some whim of yours.

00:08:09 #50 Listen, Oliver, give me a chance, will you?

00:08:11 #51 So help me, may I drop dead or redeem myself?

00:08:13 #52 I ought to be shot for what I'm thinking.

00:08:15 #53 a thank you I'm thinking that maybe you ain't the most

00:08:18 #54 tittering imbecile on earth I'm thinking that maybe you've learned your lesson

00:08:22 #55 all of us so happy I'll be up for month by morning I'll dig up a story that'll make

00:08:26 #56 this sound swoon is my hand on it I've been through an inferno I haven't been able

00:08:36 #57 to enter a cafe for the past three weeks without the band playing Dixie

00:08:40 #58 although that was a coincidence I've given you my hand go on redeem yourself thanks you

00:08:45 #59 won't regret it if I don't come back with a bigger story you have a handle you

00:08:51 #60 can put me back in short pants and make me marble out of it through.

00:09:29 #61 You know this girl has a play up for the girl I have.

00:09:36 #62 Or is she not a hospital. Walking around laughing carrying on I

00:09:42 #63 suppose. What's your name cool age. Well. If you aren't worn out talking

00:09:51 #64 What is it. Well Mr. One of my names cook.

00:09:55 #65 I'm from New York star I. Going to be filing a lot of stuff with

00:10:00 #66 your telegraph office here I don't think you are who says

00:10:05 #67 Paragon what's factory owns this town they don't care to have any scandal printed

00:10:10 #68 what they say goes better take the next train back the kind of a

00:10:14 #69 fellow as a doctor down there he won't talk to you nobody talk to you in this

00:10:18 #70 town. That me. Better go home. If you don't mind I'll take

00:10:25 #71 a little stroll have a look at the sites first well I wouldn't talk to talk about

00:10:28 #72 a new was going to do for nothing. Oh pardon me. I forgot I was in Vermont. Morning

00:10:48 #73 sister you in charge here yeah I've been wandering through your fascinating

00:10:57 #74 metropolis for an hour. I'm going to buy sit down here yeah I guess you

00:11:04 #75 misunderstood me no you know Hazel flag yeah and I had a where I could find

00:11:14 #76 of this morning your newspaper man from New York how do you guess that you was

00:11:21 #77 described to me will book and shoot his mouth off to all he wants but not mean or

00:11:26 #78 anybody else in this town this drugster's run by the Paragon watch company and they

00:11:29 #79 don't want any scandal among the New Yorkers snooping around okay sister how much

00:11:37 #80 do I owe you well you've taken up my time thank you very much I'm sorry that I've

00:11:44 #81 took it up so much of your time. Sorry Dr. Downer in yet is that his office yet.

00:12:43 #82 To tell him Mr Cook would like to see him tell him yourself Dr. Downer yet my name

00:13:05 #83 is Cook I'm up here from New York sit down I'd be with you in a minute nice day

00:13:16 #84 yet yet what do you like young man hide. No hi. I was going around Mr.

00:13:23 #85 George and I should have stuck yesterday you know it no where did you say you were

00:13:29 #86 from New York. I was wondering if you could tell me where I could find hazel flag

00:13:36 #87 from New York and you know what I think you haven't got I think you're a newspaper

00:13:40 #88 man I can smell them I've always been able to smell. Excuse me while I open the

00:13:45 #89 window I'll tell you briefly what I think of newspaper man. The hand of God reaching

00:13:55 #90 down into the Meyer couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of

00:13:59 #91 degradation not by a million miles I think you're being a little severe toward

00:14:04 #92 my profession not much but just a little nothing of the sort I am a fair minded man

00:14:08 #93 young fella but when you've been robbed swindled cheated for twenty two years out

00:14:12 #94 of a fortune it's pardonable to formulate an opinion from New Yorker yep

00:14:18 #95 you don't happen to know of a newspaper called the Morning Star. You have the

00:14:23 #96 the honor of addressing that newspaper's most gifted representative.

00:14:27 #97 Moses in the mountains.

00:14:29 #98 You're from the Morning Star. Stay right where you are. Don't move.

00:14:32 #99 I'll show you something that'll freeze you.

00:14:35 #100 Listen, doctor, I'm getting sick of this taffy pole.

00:14:38 #101 Where can I get a hold of Hazel Flag?

00:14:40 #102 Don't talk to me about Hazel Flag. No serene.

00:14:44 #103 Here's the evidence.

00:14:46 #104 I appeal to you as a man of learning, Dr. Donna.

00:14:49 #105 What is Miss Flag's address?

00:14:51 #106 Don't waste my time, young fella.

00:14:53 #107 Here, read that.

00:14:54 #108 That's a copy of Vanessa, I wrote.

00:14:56 #109 Read it. Go on.

00:14:57 #110 Tip for tap.

00:14:59 #111 Give me her address, and I'll pour over these interesting

00:15:01 #112 documents all night.

00:15:02 #113 I entered this contest with a clean pair of hands.

00:15:06 #114 Who are the sixth-gradest Americans?

00:15:08 #115 I named them and proved why, writing on one side of the paper.

00:15:11 #116 And what happened?

00:15:12 #117 Did I win the $10,000?

00:15:14 #118 No, siri.

00:15:15 #119 Did I win the $5,000?

00:15:17 #120 Did they even try to save their face by giving me one of

00:15:19 #121 a smaller one thousand dollar prices not that gang of chicken thieves. Here's what they gave

00:15:24 #122 me read it a check for one dollar young fellow for twenty two years to ask you Dr.

00:15:28 #123 Donner to be reasonable you can't harbor a grudge for twenty two years I'll have

00:15:32 #124 a kill I die wait and see the Morningstar had a chance to win my respect twenty two

00:15:37 #125 years ago they saw fit the swindle and belittle me very well I'll prove to them

00:15:42 #126 before I die who the six great Americans are and who was entitled to the first

00:15:46 #127 price I could do better in darkest Africa you know who got that ten thousand dollars

00:15:54 #128 the other just like that you don't have to sit there looking so dramatic

00:16:20 #129 a little like it lies across in the ice well I can't help feeling a little bad

00:16:25 #130 you couldn't ease if you were going to die any minute well you can stop giving

00:16:29 #131 yourself the airs of a dying swan according to this last analysis I made you

00:16:33 #132 eat you're going to die unless you get run over or something. You heard me I don't

00:16:40 #133 like to do my cabbage twice. I'm not going to die. You're

00:16:46 #134 fit and fit and stop talking at me or I'll cut myself.

00:16:54 #135 Come this is no way to behave in the doctor's office

00:16:58 #136 besides that soap will give you the darned

00:17:00 #137 a spell he ever had. My life.

00:17:05 #138 Nothing that first diagnosis I made was a mistake I got so that I was

00:17:09 #139 seeing radio poisoning everywhere I've been off the break and I'm not to cry

00:17:13 #140 before please. Well now that it's over I don't mind telling you Hazel I felt kind

00:17:19 #141 of sorry for you so that. I've been under a great strain and what I'm so happy

00:17:38 #142 about it if you sort of spoil my trip but it's not a good idea to take that to

00:17:45 #143 a dollar you get for dying to watch on go to New York and blow it all in die

00:17:49 #144 happy and I got to stay in Warsaw. So that's your gratitude to me for

00:17:56 #145 snatching you from the jaws of death. I don't know which I am happy or miserable

00:18:03 #146 I'm all mixed up. Do you have to hand in that report to the factory? I know it sounds a little

00:18:09 #147 different. I do it like a shot Hazel. Only I'd lose my job the minute they found out

00:18:15 #148 you weren't going to die. And besides there's the ethics. Well thanks for all

00:18:21 #149 you trouble and terribly great for you kind of startling to be brought to life

00:18:31 #150 twice and each time it was. Like I'm Wallace Cook New York star I can

00:18:46 #151 up to see you I know it's hard for you to talk but you just listen to me.

00:18:55 #152 You feel miss like I won't ask you any questions about your ailment.

00:18:57 #153 I was just to see Dr. Dallowney tell him.

00:19:00 #154 Please don't cry. I was thinking while I was waiting for you to come up, and I got an idea.

00:19:04 #155 I want you to come to New York with me.

00:19:06 #156 What?

00:19:07 #157 As my guest. As the guest of the Morning Star. I don't say anything till I tell you.

00:19:09 #158 Oh, I'm not saying anything.

00:19:10 #159 If you were my sister or somebody close to me, I'd take you out of Warsaw dead or alive, Miss Flag.

00:19:16 #160 Oh, I've always wanted to see the world outside the car.

00:19:19 #161 You've lived here all your life.

00:19:20 #162 Twice that long.

00:19:21 #163 You poor kid. You've never been to New York.

00:19:23 #164 No, my grandmother took me there when I was three, but I didn't appreciate it.

00:19:26 #165 a show you the town we take everywhere you'll have more fun than if you lived a

00:19:31 #166 hundred years in this more feet and yet the most. Very true to the bargain.

00:19:36 #167 Being posing on everybody posing in that way I just thought it would be wrong to

00:19:41 #168 make people say kind of a killjoy would not be frank with you even if I sound like

00:19:45 #169 a good you be a sensation the whole time we'll take you to its heart you'll have

00:19:49 #170 everything you've ever dreamed of you have it on the silver platter you'll be

00:19:52 #171 like a laden with the magic lamp to rub. Like me. Just because I'm dying.

00:19:58 #172 Oh that's a cruel way to put it. No they'll like you because you'll be a symbol

00:20:01 #173 of courage and heroism. We'll talk about it on the plane.

00:20:07 #174 Here we have much time. I'm sorry I mean that the sooner you get there the more

00:20:11 #175 time you'll have to enjoy yourself. You know I was going to go there before I saved

00:20:14 #176 up a hundred dollars. A hundred million dollars couldn't buy the fun of

00:20:16 #177 morning stock and give you come on. Oh no wait I've got to take him with me.

00:20:19 #178 with a kid on the bicycle.

00:20:20 #179 Oh no, no, Ina, Dr. Donnerd, you wait here.

00:20:23 #180 Oh, you won't go away with him?

00:20:24 #181 Nope.

00:20:25 #182 Well, I'll go ask him, will you wait here?

00:20:26 #183 Yep.

00:20:27 #184 Oh, good. Ina!

00:20:28 #185 Don't care for scenery from this point of view.

00:20:57 #186 Well, that's the Statue of Liberty!

00:20:59 #187 I seen it.

00:21:15 #188 He hadn't touched with Oliver, or Oliver Stone, my editing.

00:21:17 #189 He's toe dancing in the street waiting for it.

00:21:19 #190 Oh, I hope he's nice like you.

00:21:21 #191 Well, he's got a different quality, a charm.

00:21:23 #192 He's sort of a cross between a ferris wheel and a werewolf.

00:21:26 #193 What will a lovable streak, if you cared a blast for it?

00:21:29 #194 a blast for it. You're getting nervous. Oh no no I just hope you won't have a lot of

00:21:33 #195 a long with your doctors lined up to harass me you know I'm not coming to New York

00:21:37 #196 to play any pigs for a lot of scientists everybody knows the radio poisoning is

00:21:40 #197 incurable so so why waste any time. You worry about that you won't be bothered

00:21:47 #198 at all you know I'm not going to bed till I have combustion in my teeth start

00:21:51 #199 falling out that's when I begin worrying isn't it. This is good a time as any.

00:21:55 #200 How are you feeling now, Seller?

00:21:57 #201 Lucky, Dory, Skipper.

00:21:59 #202 Well, how she is in all her beads and ribbons.

00:22:04 #203 Oh, thank you.

00:22:14 #204 Oh, it's from Oliver.

00:22:18 #205 He's almost tongue-tied with excitement.

00:22:20 #206 He's worked up a nutty demonstration.

00:22:22 #207 New York is going to lay its heart at your feet

00:22:24 #208 while the whistles blow, the bands play,

00:22:26 #209 and the cameras grind.

00:22:28 #210 How about you, Seller?

00:22:30 #211 Anything you care to say as we go into action?

00:22:32 #212 Oh, I'm going to have a marvelous time.

00:22:34 #213 Whatever happens afterwards, I mean about the convulsions

00:22:36 #214 have one first I am I am well if that doesn't make him cry nothing well I why

00:22:41 #215 should I because you're the bravest kid that ever live no fake about it this time.

00:22:49 #216 Oh look. Much it's just a fake. They don't excite yourself too much it's just

00:24:37 #217 a fake. Those grapplers only square thing about them is the ring of their assemble

00:24:44 #218 of the whole town pretending to fight love we can laugh all the time and their

00:24:48 #219 ponies all of them and I had the list. Oh no you don't don't say that. Using you to get a bonus

00:24:53 #220 and a byline on the front page making good over your poor little pain rack body you know.

00:24:59 #221 I'm worse than those big guys. Well how's your find in that wall of you in the morning

00:25:03 #222 star. I've been so wonderful to me you know these wonderful gallons and the

00:25:05 #223 blankets and the theater. Stop looking so happy and gallant will you.

00:25:11 #224 It breaks my heart.

00:25:13 #225 That's what we're here for to get personal. Proceed.

00:27:24 #226 There's a loose-halyard for it. Go make it fast, will you?

00:27:26 #227 Do you think I'm cooking?

00:27:27 #228 Yes, my little mariner. Yes. Try not to go overboard.

00:27:30 #229 I asked several people, but they didn't know.

00:27:33 #230 They didn't know what?

00:27:34 #231 If you're doing a marriage.

00:27:36 #232 The answer in capital letters is no. N-O.

00:27:40 #233 N-O?

00:27:42 #234 Oh, I see. I don't suppose newspaper men marry the rules.

00:27:46 #235 is a rule after the 14 or 15 that's the dangerous age for the journalist is

00:27:51 #236 ideals are not yet formed when he falls easy prey to elderly waitresses once his

00:27:56 #237 finer side is born he waits for the sound of the fire alarm is flagged waits to go

00:28:02 #238 rushing off to the fire love you hear about that yeah it's gotten around this

00:28:46 #239 will be a case of walking color I used to love New York when I went to go over

00:28:58 #240 some celebrity dance in the streets with a neon light round its heart getting

00:29:05 #241 fed up with its trick tears and phony lamentations over you glad that it makes

00:29:10 #242 everything all right in a way what I mean is I wouldn't want to feel I was really

00:29:14 #243 making all those people suffer. And with a toothache. Tonight there

00:29:59 #244 is one among us who adds a bit of on a custom drama to our little

00:30:04 #245 rabbit. She sits here I sparkling her face. Me then a lovely smile

00:30:11 #246 drinking in the charm the glitter the gay sounds of life. So drink

00:30:18 #247 your wine laugh and applaud while this little doon child sits

00:30:24 #248 saying goodbye to you. For last goodbye with a grateful smile on her lips. So on with the

00:30:33 #249 show my little actors all on with the show for tonight you are not the famous folk of

00:30:41 #250 Broadway tonight you are just a little chorus laughing and dancing and pirouetting to afford

00:30:47 #251 a last brief hour of myrth and jolliday to America's simplest and sweetest of heroines

00:30:55 #252 Miss Hazel Black.

00:31:08 #253 For good clean fun, there's nothing like a wake.

00:31:11 #254 Oh, please, please, let's not talk sharp.

00:31:15 #255 Our next number tonight, ladies and gentlemen,

00:31:18 #256 is entitled The Heroines of History.

00:31:22 #257 bathroom the great who saved Russia.

00:31:33 #258 She could do it too.

00:31:46 #259 Lady Godiva, who saved her virtue.

00:31:49 #260 That's the way those things go, folks.

00:32:13 #261 Who saved Holland by putting her finger in the dyke.

00:32:17 #262 Joe them the finger babe who saved Captain John Smith later on set him up in the

00:32:37 #263 cough drop business when I want you to meet that little girl from Warsaw Vermont that

00:32:58 #264 little soldier whose heroic smile in the face of death has rung tears and cheers

00:33:05 #265 from the great stone heart of the city I humbly invite her now to take her place

00:33:11 #266 beside all the great heroines of history our own miss Hazel flag.

00:34:34 #267 I think it's happened to me.

00:34:40 #268 Look out young brother let me at a.

00:34:42 #269 I want to know the worst. I don't want you to spare our feelings. We go to press in 15 minutes.

00:34:50 #270 No chance, Doctor. I've been expecting something like this. Let's get her out of here.

00:35:01 #271 Quick.

00:35:02 #272 Please everybody take your seats.

00:35:08 #273 Quiet, please take your seats. There must be no commotion. The show must go on.

00:35:14 #274 Hazel would want it that way.

00:35:18 #275 I'm disgusted with you, Hazel. Getting drunk in the middle of a memorial.

00:35:24 #276 Now lie down like I tell you.

00:35:26 #277 tell you I'm not I just had a little sip of so

00:35:29 #278 a bit that all those buffaloes ran over me they weren't buffaloes they were horses

00:35:35 #279 I might have been trampled at that don't yell I tell you if somebody respectable

00:35:41 #280 could see you now that would be pretty wouldn't it shame on you.

00:35:46 #281 Take your tokens off. Yeah the doctor take them over so.

00:35:50 #282 What are you doing?

00:35:52 #283 If anything happens, we'll have to replay it.

00:36:00 #284 That's all it counts to you, isn't it?

00:36:06 #285 Your bird brain with a headline for a heart.

00:36:13 #286 That poor, gallant little kid standing in front of that

00:36:15 #287 goopy bunch of horses and smiling.

00:36:17 #288 Just smiling.

00:36:18 #289 Don't waste copy on me, Wallace.

00:36:20 #290 Oliver, there's the sweetest, loveliest kid in there

00:36:23 #291 that ever lived.

00:36:24 #292 Yes.

00:36:25 #293 You said that before, Wally.

00:36:27 #294 I'm through.

00:36:32 #295 I'm through. I can't play Paul Bearer any longer. I'm resigning.

00:36:37 #296 She's all right, gentlemen. Sleeping like a little baby.

00:36:40 #297 No. Are you sure?

00:36:42 #298 Just as if nothing had happened. She'll be fitter than a fiddle in the morning.

00:36:46 #299 Three o'clock.

00:36:47 #300 In the morning of the other day.

00:36:52 #301 Oh, break my head, old friend.

00:37:09 #302 Hello.

00:37:10 #303 I don't want to talk to anybody.

00:37:12 #304 Just a minute.

00:37:14 #305 There are 20 little school children downstairs to sing for you.

00:37:18 #306 Mr. Stone arranged for it yesterday.

00:37:20 #307 Oh, it's horrible. I'll go mad.

00:37:26 #308 You may bring them up, sir.

00:37:28 #309 Oh, my, guys, there's a soul-milk inside my head.

00:37:32 #310 You may leave the room, Miss Rafferty.

00:37:34 #311 I brought you something.

00:37:41 #312 Raw eggs. Just what you need.

00:37:49 #313 The albumin counteracts the alcohol.

00:37:52 #314 So come right down, settle your stomach.

00:38:00 #315 stomach. I got a whole dozen. This way don't feel.

00:38:06 #316 And you've got what is known in medicine as a hangover.

00:38:11 #317 Something worse than that I've got a conscience.

00:38:15 #318 Keep on sucking that day in your conscience will go away. Let me have

00:38:22 #319 your pulse Hazel or stop groaning that you want to do what I'm going to

00:38:33 #320 about. I wish I wish I had ready and pointing to something

00:38:37 #321 awful man but I wouldn't ruin it. Who's this you're ruining Hazel Wallace

00:38:42 #322 Mr. Cook. Oh him have another egg. Listen he thinks I've helped him become a great

00:38:48 #323 journalist and they're going to give him a bonus Mr. Stone is a bonus it's coming

00:38:52 #324 out of the ten thousand dollars they owe me if I'm not complaining why should he

00:38:56 #325 worry he thinks I've helped helped him and it makes him feel better why can't

00:39:00 #326 stand it you know what will happen when they find out I'm a horrible good for

00:39:04 #327 nothing. Everybody just burned out the newspaper in the

00:39:09 #328 Mary you'll have Wally Lynch you just wait and see oh

00:39:12 #329 he did you let me come to New York you're only as honest as you look.

00:39:21 #330 Mr Cook is here to see Miss Flag. Do you feel able to speak to him.

00:39:35 #331 Come in. It won't hurt her if I visit a while she's doing very well for her last few

00:39:54 #332 weeks. I'm glad to hear that I was we were worried. Excuse me I wouldn't

00:40:08 #333 have disturbed you but I'm going away and I thought I might not see you again I'm

00:40:12 #334 going away where. Oh.

00:40:16 #335 This is all money. Just to see the governor. What are you doing

00:40:21 #336 in order to get over. What if it's about me on the snow about it.

00:40:26 #337 It's. About the arrangements.

00:40:29 #338 What arrangements?

00:40:31 #339 For the funeral.

00:40:33 #340 What funeral?

00:40:35 #341 Yours.

00:40:37 #342 Have I... have I shocked you?

00:40:41 #343 Oh no, oh no, everybody has to have a funeral sometime.

00:40:44 #344 Oh, but not like yours, darling.

00:40:47 #345 Gee, I meant to keep it as a surprise.

00:40:51 #346 Oh, it's better this way.

00:40:53 #347 You're telling me in advance so I can get used to it.

00:40:55 #348 Oh, I hope it's going to be a little funeral.

00:40:57 #349 Oh, I'm afraid that's way, way impossible, Basil.

00:41:00 #350 According to the present registration will be about 30,000 automobiles and a considerable

00:41:06 #351 group on foot about half a million I think it's not half enough to mourn for you.

00:41:16 #352 Oliver thought we could get the president but he's still fishing.

00:41:20 #353 I arranged to have the symphony orchestra there instead.

00:41:22 #354 Well if it's all arranged, why are you going to open it?

00:41:25 #355 Well I had an idea this morning.

00:41:28 #356 I'm getting the governor to declare a public holiday for the occasion.

00:41:32 #357 I like St. Valentine's Day.

00:41:34 #358 I'm glad I told you.

00:41:36 #359 Hazel, I want you to know now and always.

00:41:39 #360 I think you're magnificent.

00:41:41 #361 Oh, please, please don't say that.

00:41:43 #362 Do you have to go away?

00:41:45 #363 Well, I'll be back by night.

00:41:47 #364 I've got another surprise for you, but I'll not tell you now.

00:41:50 #365 Well, I've got to hear it.

00:41:51 #366 Well, I... I promised you I wouldn't do this. You wouldn't do what?

00:41:57 #367 Call in any other doctor.

00:42:00 #368 Hazel, I know you have great faith in Enek,

00:42:03 #369 But I've broken my promise.

00:42:05 #370 Dr. Amel Egelhoffer is arriving on the Rex this afternoon.

00:42:09 #371 He's from Vienna.

00:42:10 #372 And I'm bringing him up to see you.

00:42:12 #373 What for?

00:42:13 #374 Hazel, he is the greatest expert on radium poisoning

00:42:15 #375 in the world.

00:42:17 #376 I know it's incurable, but when I heard he was on the Rex,

00:42:19 #377 I radioed him.

00:42:21 #378 There's always an outside chance.

00:42:23 #379 You're just one in a million.

00:42:24 #380 I'm sorry.

00:42:27 #381 I've got to run to get the 10 o'clock plane.

00:42:30 #382 Hazel, I know it's a long shot,

00:42:32 #383 But we can hope.

00:42:39 #384 The little children are here, Hazel.

00:42:52 #385 What little children?

00:42:53 #386 They've come to see for you.

00:42:54 #387 Hey, Nick, this is the end.

00:42:55 #388 Don't ask any questions. Just listen to me.

00:42:57 #389 We're caught. Dr. Eaglehoff is coming here tonight to expose me and Wally.

00:43:00 #390 You've got nothing to fear from any doctor who comes snooping around here.

00:43:05 #391 Better have another egg.

00:43:07 #392 There's only one way out.

00:43:08 #393 There's only one way to save you and me and Wally.

00:43:10 #394 I've got to commit suicide in advance before that scientist gets to me.

00:43:13 #395 I've got to be drowned.

00:43:14 #396 Oh, shut up.

00:43:15 #397 I'll leave a note to the city thanking everybody.

00:43:19 #398 You get rid of the nurse in the evening and then I'll jump into the river.

00:43:21 #399 Somebody's bound to see me jump in and you'll be waiting in a rowboat to fish me out.

00:43:25 #400 And I'll swim underwater and I'll change my name and hide away for the rest of my life

00:43:30 #401 and never, never see me again.

00:43:32 #402 Oh, they'll hold the funeral without me.

00:43:36 #403 It's the new year, life's the other side

00:44:24 #404 Hey, so fly, you're holding it to the moon

00:45:11 #405 This is Ernest

00:45:12 #406 Honey, what kind of flowers do you like?

00:45:17 #407 Don't worry, honey, they're all the same price

00:45:20 #408 I'm getting them wholesale

00:45:22 #409 Be right up, honey

00:45:24 #410 Get me the morning star quick

00:45:59 #411 Who committed suicide?

00:46:02 #412 Read it to me

00:46:03 #413 Dear New York City, goodbye

00:46:06 #414 Remember me as someone you made very happy.

00:46:09 #415 I have enjoyed everything.

00:46:12 #416 There's only one thing left to enjoy.

00:46:15 #417 Your river that smiles outside of my window.

00:46:20 #418 It is easy to die when the heart is full of gratitude.

00:46:25 #419 Haze or flag.

00:46:27 #420 Oh, we got our holiday. The governor has agreed to allow...

00:46:33 #421 Stop being a semester. She's double-crossed.

00:46:38 #422 Who is?

00:46:39 #423 This flag she's gone over to some other paper. She's gone into the river

00:46:44 #424 Listen you weasel brain. What are you trying to tell me? Hazel flag has committed suicide. I don't believe it

00:46:51 #425 Ernest your sultan

00:46:53 #426 found her suicide note

00:46:55 #427 He saw and leave the hotel five minutes ago

00:46:59 #428 Give me the mayor at once get the governor tell him we want that holiday tomorrow

00:47:02 #429 You're a fine pair of grave diggers you and the governor both hello hello mayor as well as cook in the star calling

00:47:08 #430 Fine sweet trick you tried to play.

00:48:54 #431 Why didn't you stand over me?

00:48:56 #432 Jumping up a pier like some hop-head.

00:48:58 #433 I didn't jump, I was pushed.

00:48:59 #434 You're carrying everybody out of there, witch.

00:49:00 #435 Stop, boy, I wasn't there.

00:49:01 #436 Listen, he'll give me your word of honor, you won't try that again, or I'll spank your little...

00:49:04 #437 Wallace, don't you think you ought to notify him that you've located me?

00:49:07 #438 It seems unfair to have dragged him, the Ripper.

00:49:09 #439 Oh, the fresh air will do him good. Come on, I want to talk to you.

00:49:12 #440 This is good of places, Annie. Get in.

00:49:17 #441 Oh, it's faultfully cozy, isn't it? Are you still mad at me?

00:49:25 #442 at me I'm mad at myself drooling away to you about the funeral that's what drove

00:49:30 #443 you to it would it be really thank you all if it wasn't that at all darling I'd

00:49:34 #444 love to sit in here with you for the rest of my life will you marry me what you

00:49:49 #445 heard me will you marry me oh well I'm on and so but darling there's no future

00:49:55 #446 in it don't talk like a half what I don't care about the future all these

00:49:59 #447 things are normal I. I must don't ask me please just kiss me once more let it go

00:50:05 #448 at that was not without ruining your life. So what the devil is the better the

00:50:10 #449 life than we've got a handful of perfect dollars that that's all the luckiest

00:50:14 #450 ever get out of it just a handful of hours to save and remember.

00:50:19 #451 And I'll be there at the end sailor. I'll be there waving you goodbye.

00:50:25 #452 I'd be the same as if you and I lived forever.

00:50:28 #453 You grow old in my heart.

00:50:32 #454 Oh, please.

00:50:34 #455 You seen anything of a young lady that jumped in the river?

00:50:45 #456 Yes, she's right here.

00:50:46 #457 All right.

00:50:47 #458 Get the bull motor.

00:50:49 #459 Never mind the bull motor.

00:50:51 #460 Her breathing's fine.

00:50:52 #461 Drive us to her hotel.

00:50:56 #462 Sure.

00:50:57 #463 Jump in.

00:50:58 #464 Jump in, you mean it.

00:51:10 #465 Oh, thank you.

00:51:17 #466 You're welcome.

00:51:18 #467 Thank you.

00:51:21 #468 You're welcome.

00:51:28 #469 Look, as if I finally got my ride on a fire engine.

00:51:30 #470 Yes.

00:51:32 #471 You're welcome.

00:51:35 #472 But yes, him? Him.

00:51:37 #473 Okay, him!

00:51:38 #474 About the story, Oliver's having a catfish.

00:52:00 #475 You know, I've been misjudging him.

00:52:02 #476 When I told him you were safe and sound, he choked up and he couldn't talk for a minute.

00:52:07 #477 Oh, I guess he's very sweet.

00:52:09 #478 Hello. I'll see you in the morning.

00:52:12 #479 Have a good sleep. And I. Yes. It's a big. If you ever hate me remember this

00:52:21 #480 and this and this and the biggest fire since Rome. I mean I was wondering

00:52:52 #481 whatever become of you. Who is that man. Oh this is the stranger

00:53:01 #482 from Europe dropping for a little chat we've been discussing medicine pro and

00:53:05 #483 can't but excuse me I wanted to shoot a hazel flag Mr. What did you say your name

00:53:14 #484 Eaglehofer Dr. Emil Eaglehofer Dr. Offlegger seems to me I've heard of you

00:53:23 #485 somewhere doctor I received a radio on the ship from the morning Star Miss

00:53:30 #486 flag which excited my professional as well as humane interests and I called

00:53:35 #487 on you at once. That must be my colleagues.

00:53:41 #488 Good night gentlemen. This is the young lady, Miss Heaselfler,

00:53:50 #489 Dr. Oswald Funsch of Prague, Dr. Felix Marachowski of Moscow,

00:53:58 #490 Dr. Friedrich Kirchenweiser of Berlin.

00:54:03 #491 The dark is a wee bee, a massage in the cold, cold ground.

00:54:16 #492 There is no vestige, no trays, no single symptom of radium poisoning in this young woman, Mr. Stone.

00:54:26 #493 We had some trouble with that horse doctor from Vermont.

00:54:31 #494 But we took the X-rays regardless.

00:54:34 #495 Are you sure you examined the right woman and not some...

00:54:40 #496 some imposter?

00:54:42 #497 The only imposter in this case, Mr. Stone, is this young woman we examined.

00:54:47 #498 The young woman who is known as Hazel Flag.

00:54:50 #499 Here's a full report of this examination.

00:54:56 #500 Here's the X-ray pictures showing the entire skeleton of this young woman known as Hazel Flag.

00:55:02 #501 And here, Mr. Stone is my bill.

00:55:06 #502 Our bill.

00:55:09 #503 And I will assure you, not me or my colleagues,

00:55:14 #504 will save one single walk of this to the newspaper.

00:55:18 #505 You have nothing more to worry about, Mr. Stone.

00:55:29 #506 Your troubles are over.

00:55:31 #507 Give me a four sluggers from the circulation department.

00:55:43 #508 Got a bullet and a new lead for you on Hazel Flagg

00:55:55 #509 that's gonna read that sour puss of yours

00:55:57 #510 into a nose gay of smiles.

00:55:59 #511 Now sit tight and tuck in your ears.

00:56:02 #512 Miss Flagg is getting married tonight.

00:56:06 #513 And wish me luck, old Weasel Brain. It's me.

00:56:09 #514 Listen, I know it sounds hysterical marrying somebody with a few weeks to live.

00:56:18 #515 Like honeymooning with a hearse at the front door.

00:56:22 #516 But Oliver, it's on the square. What's the matter with you?

00:56:30 #517 Listen, I want you to be best mannered.

00:56:32 #518 You stewed or something? I came in for congratulations.

00:56:38 #519 What's up? What's eating you?

00:56:40 #520 I am sitting here, Mr. Cook, trying to figure some way

00:56:46 #521 out of the blackest disaster that has ever struck down an innocent man since the

00:56:53 #522 days of Judas' carat. What are you mumbling about? What disaster? I am sitting here, Mr. Cook,

00:57:00 #523 toying with the idea of removing your heart and stuffing it like an olive. Hang on, Oliver,

00:57:09 #524 you're going screwy. I'll get what? You ruin me. You ruin the morning star. You blacken

00:57:14 #525 forever the pair name of journalism you and that foul bunch of nature Hazel flag

00:57:20 #526 you got some excuse for those words all right let's have it quick excuse excuse

00:57:27 #527 the bowl missing down to the last healthy vertebrae intact read that rub your

00:57:38 #528 nose in it that's Hazel flag the biggest fake of the century a lying faking

00:57:43 #529 wits with the soul of Emil and the brain of a tarantula she hasn't got

00:57:47 #530 anything wrong with her at all. Sweet heaven I can't believe it. It's like some

00:57:53 #531 miracle. Get to the Waldorf Hotel as quick as you can. Grab Hazel's flag and bring her

00:57:58 #532 to this office if you have to drag her through the street by the hair. So help me over if

00:58:02 #533 you hurt that kid I'll knock your call. I'll bring you. You stay here and watch that mania.

00:58:05 #534 Watch every move he makes. I want Hazel's flag in this office within half an hour.

00:58:11 #535 You're staying here. You're not gonna hurt her. Shut up. I'm marrying her. Get that

00:58:15 #536 into that monkey skull of yours I don't care how we've been taken

00:58:18 #537 a what she's done I'm in love with that's a beautiful thought I think God on

00:58:21 #538 my knees that she's a fraud and a fake and isn't going to die you're on your

00:58:24 #539 knees thanking God are you in the whole town's getting ready to laugh at us a

00:58:27 #540 whole that'll be heard around the world I'm not going to my own laughing back it'll

00:58:31 #541 be worse than the French Revolution I hope I'm here when it breaks I want to

00:58:35 #542 make one speech to our dear readers before they carry our heads off on a pike

00:58:39 #543 want to tell them we've been their benefactors we gave them a chance to

00:58:42 #544 pretend that their phony hearts were dripping with the milk of human kindness

00:58:46 #545 what's your name me Max I want quiet in this office Max hazel flags of fraud a

00:58:58 #546 so when you start showing fall remember she was just a circulation stunt for you

00:59:02 #547 you use your like you've used every broken heart that's fallen into your

00:59:05 #548 knapsack to inflame the Daffy public and help sell your paper that's enough

00:59:09 #549 about selling papers go like me before I finish with that female Dracula

00:59:26 #550 you know one thing that Oliver Stone is Western

00:59:29 #551 radiant poisoning four ways from the Jack.

00:59:38 #552 Mo Mo who who's Mo Levin ski that's my brother you set

00:59:43 #553 them over to get that girl remember Mo listen what what's

00:59:48 #554 that. What are you stalling for get it back here to the

00:59:52 #555 officers I ordered get the mush out of your mouth man and

00:59:55 #556 speak up he's a dumb collect Mr Stone you better let me talk

00:59:59 #557 to him just get excited when he's gone. Hello more. This is Max what's on your

01:00:07 #558 mind. I. That's a shame what is it I'm getting it. Go on more and take it easy

01:00:26 #559 look more whole the way will you I'll take it up with Mr Stone when he wants to know

01:00:31 #560 a way he can get a doctor this girl is sick who's sick this girl has a flag it's

01:00:36 #561 a lie listen Max ask him what she's sick with he told me he said it's something

01:00:41 #562 like the DT's only the dope can't pronounce it was the nurse there just a

01:00:47 #563 minute how I'm up how I'm oh this is Max your brother Max is getting rattled

01:00:55 #564 Now don't fly off the handle, Mo.

01:00:57 #565 All I want to know is the noise there.

01:01:00 #566 No, not a noise.

01:01:02 #567 The noise. Like a tootsie.

01:01:05 #568 That's right.

01:01:06 #569 Give me that phone.

01:01:11 #570 I'm getting it.

01:01:12 #571 Give me that phone, I tell you.

01:01:14 #572 Here's the noise.

01:01:17 #573 Miss Rafferty, out of the stone.

01:01:20 #574 Nelonia, it's a lie, I tell you.

01:01:23 #575 Temperature of 106.

01:01:24 #576 Dying?

01:01:25 #577 Go back and take her temperature again.

01:01:27 #578 a temperature again I don't trust that girl until I get a doctor. No not that down

01:01:33 #579 a little more to throw that Vermont quack out of the room the minute he shows his

01:01:36 #580 face get me more the money. The finger of God if it's true. Listen more don't let

01:01:43 #581 anybody leave that room until I get there they don't live nobody leaves that

01:01:47 #582 room get me it's like a part from the gallows but I'm trusting nobody this

01:01:52 #583 time I'm taking no chances. Hello hello get me Dr. Amel

01:01:58 #584 a go off or a Vienna. Wherever he is well try all the hotel

01:02:02 #585 this and Oliver I'm going over there and if you try to stop me so help me I'll

01:02:07 #586 get you if it takes all my life nobody is going to stop you now if that little

01:02:10 #587 girl is sick your places by her side. Yes doctor Amel a go off or a Vienna.

01:02:17 #588 Well, try the medical center.

01:02:20 #589 Try Schultz's beer garden.

01:02:22 #590 No, I don't want to see the mayor.

01:02:29 #591 Take the mayor away from me.

01:02:31 #592 I want Wallace. Wallace, where are you?

01:02:34 #593 Cut out the shenanigans, will you? We haven't got any time to lose.

01:02:37 #594 Oh, Wally. Wally, I'm on fire. Wally.

01:02:40 #595 Now shut up for a minute and listen to me.

01:02:42 #596 Eggelhoffer's gonna be here in 10 or 15 minutes.

01:02:45 #597 Eggelhoffer.

01:02:46 #598 Dr. Amel Eggelhoffer of Vienna.

01:02:49 #599 Vienna. I knew you were faking the money they were going to

01:02:54 #600 arrest me I couldn't get away you know I put the thermometer

01:02:56 #601 under the hot water and do a fit. What do you hate me I

01:03:00 #602 knew you'd hate me I told you I told you that's not going to

01:03:03 #603 that now. You'll expose me again to this for us. I keep

01:03:09 #604 your head and listen to me. Shut up where's the hot water as

01:03:14 #605 if I didn't know. We got to the monitor. Three I've got three.

01:03:20 #606 You'll never forget me for what I've done to you.

01:03:23 #607 I'll live another minute.

01:03:24 #608 There's been a lot of fun playing me for the world's prize chump.

01:03:29 #609 Where's the other tamale?

01:03:30 #610 All is cooked. King of the boobs.

01:03:32 #611 The only genuine horse's neck on the market.

01:03:34 #612 I didn't mean it. Really, I didn't.

01:03:36 #613 All right, shut up and listen to the greatest sucker in Christendom

01:03:38 #614 and listen hard.

01:03:39 #615 Eggelhofer is coming.

01:03:40 #616 Well, he's ganged.

01:03:41 #617 What gang?

01:03:42 #618 Well, he's got a wagon load of scientists with him with, you know,

01:03:44 #619 microscopes and a searchlight.

01:03:45 #620 Oh, I'm sunk.

01:03:46 #621 I give up.

01:03:47 #622 Get out of bed.

01:03:48 #623 No, no.

01:03:49 #624 Let that man go.

01:03:50 #625 out of bed. You won't hate me so much if I'm behind bars this

01:03:57 #626 and my dying swan this is no time to stop you're going to have

01:04:01 #627 pneumonia and you're going to have it good for you want me to start a federal

01:04:03 #628 with that catch cold I would take too long. You've got to raise your post to a

01:04:08 #629 hundred and sixty quick. You've got to have your gasping panting and covered

01:04:12 #630 with a cold sweat inside of five minutes. Fight fight come on come on to

01:04:18 #631 a lot of up with your jokes. I can't I'm sick of taking a line take that ice pack off

01:04:24 #632 your head and fight. What's the use why fool them any longer because I love you.

01:04:32 #633 Because I'm going to marry you when I don't spend my honeymoon hanging around

01:04:35 #634 things thing going kisses to you in the exercise yard come on stop dogging if

01:04:39 #635 you've got to be bathed in perspiration. Come on get going your little crook.

01:04:43 #636 Oh, baby. Come on, keep moving, snake friends.

01:04:49 #637 Come on. Kill you.

01:04:51 #638 Oh, Blue Ribbon's on you, baby.

01:04:57 #639 Just a big yellow sign marked fake.

01:04:59 #640 I'm a fake, huh?

01:05:01 #641 I'm a fake.

01:05:02 #642 What are you in that phony, sandy clothes,

01:05:03 #643 Oliver Stone slobbering and drooling over me?

01:05:05 #644 That's where the heroines of history.

01:05:07 #645 And that's where you're at, Mary.

01:05:09 #646 Come on, keep moving, my little fraud.

01:05:11 #647 I'll never forgive you.

01:05:12 #648 I won't. I just hate you.

01:05:14 #649 I just hate you.

01:05:15 #650 That's what I'm...

01:05:16 #651 I don't like all of you.

01:05:19 #652 I hate you.

01:05:23 #653 You're going to have plenty of reason to hate me.

01:05:27 #654 I'm going to show you cards and spades in lying for the next 50 years.

01:05:30 #655 I'm going to pay you back for every lie you're told.

01:05:32 #656 I'm going to flirt and lie and cheat and swindle right through to our golden wedding.

01:05:35 #657 Yeah, yeah, let me hit you just once.

01:05:37 #658 All right, come on.

01:05:38 #659 That's it. Come on. Keep coming.

01:05:40 #660 Faster, faster. Come on.

01:05:42 #661 Keep coming. Faster, faster.

01:05:43 #662 That's it. Keep swinging. That's it, girl. That's it.

01:05:46 #663 What's the matter? Come on.

01:05:48 #664 Oh, I'm getting dizzy.

01:05:50 #665 May I?

01:05:51 #666 Well, that's fine. That's fine.

01:05:53 #667 Now listen to me and listen carefully.

01:05:54 #668 When you come to I want you to remember what I'm saying.

01:05:56 #669 What do you mean come to?

01:05:57 #670 I mean when you regain consciousness.

01:05:59 #671 I want you to switch thermometers.

01:06:01 #672 Put the hot one in your mouth.

01:06:02 #673 Do you get me?

01:06:03 #674 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:04 #675 Let me suck you just once.

01:06:05 #676 Just once on the jaw.

01:06:07 #677 I don't care what happens.

01:06:08 #678 All right, come on.

01:06:10 #679 Just throw the elevator door.

01:06:11 #680 They're coming.

01:06:12 #681 Don't forget about the thermometer.

01:06:13 #682 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:14 #683 All right.

01:06:15 #684 Say good night to Papa now.

01:06:16 #685 Well, what are you going to do?

01:06:51 #686 You put up a nice fight, Wally.

01:06:53 #687 me. You mean to say you saw the whole thing from the beginning.

01:07:02 #688 You mean to say you stood there and let me beat up a defenseless woman I did

01:07:06 #689 Mr Cook where's your sense of shivery my shivery aren't you just a

01:07:09 #690 triple confused Mr Cook you hit her that's entirely different I love her.

01:07:34 #691 You can cool off now Hazel the jig is up.

01:07:39 #692 The jig is up.

01:07:41 #693 Hold it! What's for nothing?

01:07:45 #694 I'm sorry.

01:07:46 #695 You thought you could put one over on Oliver Stone, eh?

01:07:48 #696 Well, I guess I'd still know a fate when I keep up.

01:07:50 #697 You keep up.

01:07:51 #698 Wall-E.

01:07:53 #699 Yes, dear?

01:07:54 #700 The door, I didn't mean the door.

01:08:06 #701 I love you, I love you.

01:08:12 #702 Miss Flagg, I wonder if you were aware of the traditions of a great newspaper.

01:08:16 #703 Do you realize what it means to those who carry along the torch of journalism?

01:08:21 #704 From the highest editor to the lowest office boy,

01:08:24 #705 The lifeblood of a newspaper, Miss Flag, is its integrity.

01:08:28 #706 Am I right, Wally?

01:08:29 #707 Word for word.

01:08:31 #708 I wrote that speech for you ten years ago

01:08:34 #709 at the Cleveland Convention, you remember?

01:08:37 #710 Both talk all you want. I've made up my mind.

01:08:40 #711 You're what?

01:08:41 #712 I'm through.

01:08:42 #713 What do you mean you're through?

01:08:43 #714 I'm gonna confess. I'm going back to Warsaw.

01:08:45 #715 They love me there. They don't hit me on the jaw

01:08:47 #716 and push me in rivers and...

01:08:49 #717 But you can't confess.

01:08:50 #718 Do you realize that out there are some of the most important citizens of this town?

01:08:54 #719 All of those people are out there by special invitation from the morning star.

01:08:57 #720 And why?

01:08:59 #721 To pass on to the people of New York, to the people of the world.

01:09:03 #722 Your last words.

01:09:05 #723 For instance...

01:09:06 #724 Now this is no time for sarcasm, Wally.

01:09:08 #725 You got me into this, you get me out.

01:09:10 #726 Use your brain.

01:09:11 #727 Mine's done.

01:09:13 #728 Where's Dr. Downer?

01:09:14 #729 Where's that weasel-hearted medical?

01:09:17 #730 He's been on a toot.

01:09:18 #731 We could use him.

01:09:19 #732 We could throw him to the wolves.

01:09:21 #733 Just when we need him, he isn't here.

01:09:26 #734 I get an idea.

01:09:27 #735 We can bury it, like they do in India.

01:09:30 #736 You know, like the yogis.

01:09:32 #737 We can stick a tube down for it to breathe through,

01:09:35 #738 and dig her up in the morning with no harm done.

01:09:37 #739 I'm not gonna die. I was never gonna die.

01:09:49 #740 I never had radio boysy. I never had anything.

01:09:52 #741 I wonder if I can go fly.

01:09:57 #742 Mr. Stone, is this true?

01:09:58 #743 Yes.

01:10:04 #744 Well, this is terrible. Terrible.

01:10:06 #745 I endorse this thing.

01:10:07 #746 I sponsored this girl.

01:10:09 #747 I give her the key to the city.

01:10:10 #748 And just as an election was coming up.

01:10:12 #749 It's your key.

01:10:17 #750 I won't be needing it anymore.

01:10:18 #751 Miss Flag, I represent 100,000 young matrons.

01:10:23 #752 We've switched the whole study course

01:10:25 #753 from the menace of communism to the inspiration

01:10:27 #754 of Hazel Flag.

01:10:28 #755 Miss Flag, the girlfriends of the forest

01:10:31 #756 have just organized a Hazel Flag unit with me

01:10:33 #757 as Chief Ranger.

01:10:35 #758 Already we have 4,000 members.

01:10:37 #759 If you persist in flaunting your recovery

01:10:40 #760 in this flagrant manner the trees of America will be without girlfriends.

01:10:47 #761 Ladies and gentlemen, the morning star keeps faith with its readers.

01:10:55 #762 This thing must not get out.

01:10:58 #763 Oh, let me alone, I wish I really could die.

01:11:00 #764 Go someplace by myself and die alone like an elephant.

01:11:05 #765 Please, Mr Cook.

01:12:11 #766 Ex-static, Mrs Cook.

01:12:13 #767 I know what you're going to say. You think I'm Hazel Flag.

01:12:26 #768 Well, I'm getting sick and tired of people mistaking me for that fake.

01:12:30 #769 Fake? Young woman, how dare you speak of Hazel Flag as a fake?

01:12:34 #770 How dare you slay the memory of one of the most gallant girls that ever lived?

01:12:39 #771 Despite you and your kind, the world will never forget Hazel Flag.

01:12:43 #772 That's what I'm afraid of.

01:12:47 #773 Don't worry, baby. Two months from now they won't know who Hazel Flag was.

01:12:51 #774 know who Hazel flag was they'll find another elephant. You're forgetting that

01:12:55 #775 everybody in New York knew me and let me let me for my courage my brave smile in

01:12:59 #776 the face of well after all I was a pretty important person just a flash in the pan

01:13:03 #777 a manhattan they were beginning to get pretty impatient at the way you were

01:13:08 #778 dragging the thing out that's a lie and you know why right now millions of people

01:13:11 #779 are crying just thinking about me why don't you get wise to yourself Hazel you

01:13:15 #780 were just another freak like the bearded lady Jojo the dog face take that back

01:13:21 #781 Hey, the hotel is flooded!

01:13:37 #782 Splendid!