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00:01:48 #1 The I.D. TV brings you the special event of the year.
00:01:51 #2 A first in television history.
00:01:54 #3 The TV has standing by a television crew at Santa Claus Workshop.
00:02:01 #4 And in just a few seconds our special correspondent, Andy Henderson, will bring you a person-to-person
00:02:07 #5 interview with Santa Claus himself, direct from the North Pole.
00:02:11 #6 Where at the moment the temperature is 91 degrees below, so TV takes you by a tell
00:02:19 #7 Hello star, Andy Henderson at the North Pole.
00:02:22 #8 Hi, kids. This is Andy Henderson at the North Pole.
00:02:26 #9 Woo, it's cold up here.
00:02:29 #10 From this spot, there's only one direction you can go.
00:02:33 #11 And that's south.
00:02:35 #12 Living up here is pretty rough. I don't see how Santa stands it.
00:02:40 #13 Since we've been here, we've eaten nothing but frozen food.
00:02:44 #14 At least that's the way it is by the time we get it.
00:02:47 #15 And now let's take a look see in the Santa's workshop.
00:02:51 #16 Boys and girls, it's just weeks before Christmas,
00:03:06 #17 and Santa and his helpers are working overtime to make sure that there's enough toys for the kids all over the world.
00:03:13 #18 Santa's a pretty busy man, but I'm sure he'd like to say a few words to you kids.
00:03:19 #19 Hello, Santa.
00:03:24 #20 Oh, oh, hello boys and girls.
00:03:28 #21 Hey, Sandy, you caught me at a very busy time.
00:03:33 #22 Well, do you think you'll be ready by Christmas Eve?
00:03:36 #23 Well, we've never disappointed the kids yet.
00:03:39 #24 Tell me, is it true that this year there's a rumor that you're going to use a rocket sled?
00:03:45 #25 No, sir. We're going out the good old fashioned way with my reindeer.
00:03:51 #26 Dear, answer and dancer and thunder and blitz and vixen and Nixon.
00:03:58 #27 Hey, Nixon, I get that.
00:04:00 #28 I always can't son it.
00:04:02 #29 I get those names mixed up, but the kids know their names.
00:04:06 #30 And there you are.
00:04:08 #31 We have so much to do.
00:04:10 #32 And you stand here dawdling, talking to this visitor.
00:04:13 #33 Mr. Anderson, this is Mrs. Claus. We're dear.
00:04:17 #34 We're on television.
00:04:19 #35 How do you do, Mr. Anderson? Ma'am.
00:04:21 #36 Now I want you to go and finish painting those hobby horses. Television?
00:04:26 #37 Did you say we're on television?
00:04:30 #38 Oh, right, didn't you tell me?
00:04:31 #39 Oh, my hair's a mess.
00:04:34 #40 Hello there.
00:04:42 #41 Come along, Mr. Anderson,
00:04:44 #42 and I'll show you some of the new toys we're turning out.
00:04:48 #43 Hi, Winky.
00:04:55 #44 Everything is a-okay, Saveth.
00:04:57 #45 Good man.
00:04:58 #46 Winky is in charge of our space department.
00:05:01 #47 Ah.
00:05:02 #48 Oh, now here, here is the latest toy rocket.
00:05:07 #49 It runs on a real rocket, you will.
00:05:09 #50 Really?
00:05:11 #51 I've been wondering, what is this strange little creature
00:05:13 #52 over here?
00:05:15 #53 Oh, Winky made that.
00:05:17 #54 That's his idea of a Martian.
00:05:19 #55 A Martian?
00:05:20 #56 Wowie, wow, I'd hate to meet a creature like that
00:05:23 #57 on a dark night.
00:05:25 #58 I wonder if there really are people on Mars.
00:05:27 #59 Well, who knows?
00:05:28 #60 Well, if there are, I hope they have someone like you
00:05:30 #61 up there Santa to bring joy and good cheer to all the Martian children.
00:05:34 #62 Oh Mr. Anderson.
00:05:37 #63 Keep going Winky. Christmas Eve is coming soon. Now Mr. Anderson, I want to show you some more.
00:05:49 #64 You lazy good for nothing where are you?
00:05:58 #65 Drapo wake up.
00:06:22 #66 I'm sorry Chief Keymark sir.
00:06:24 #67 Drapo, you were the laziest man on Mars. Why are you sleeping during working hours?
00:06:29 #68 I wasn't sleeping, Chief.
00:06:31 #69 It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few nights.
00:06:35 #70 I forgot how.
00:06:36 #71 So I was just practicing.
00:06:41 #72 Well, I suggest you practice doing your work.
00:06:44 #73 Where's Lady Momar?
00:06:45 #74 Oh, she went to the food pill center to get some new food pills.
00:06:49 #75 The children haven't been eating well.
00:06:50 #76 No appetite at all.
00:06:52 #77 It's no wonder.
00:06:53 #78 They sit in front of the video set all day watching
00:06:55 #79 those ridiculous earth programs.
00:06:57 #80 It confuses them.
00:07:00 #81 Where are they?
00:07:03 #82 watching your programs say Santa what have we here
00:07:15 #83 these are new dollars now this little doll
00:07:21 #84 and she even seems
00:07:23 #85 almost like a real live little girl
00:07:26 #86 that she is there that she is
00:07:29 #87 all she needs is tender loving care
00:07:32 #88 but what is it all
00:07:35 #89 i don't know go mar
00:07:37 #90 what is tender loving care
00:07:39 #91 i don't know either
00:07:40 #92 boomer
00:07:41 #93 give up
00:07:43 #94 I told you not to watch those silly earth programs.
00:07:47 #95 Now go to sleep.
00:07:48 #96 Must we go to sleep now, Father Antacross, some more?
00:07:53 #97 I want to see more toys.
00:07:54 #98 No, go to sleep.
00:08:21 #99 Hello, Drupal.
00:08:22 #100 I see you're keeping busy.
00:08:24 #101 I've been working very hard, Lady Moldvar.
00:08:26 #102 I've been vacuuming the room.
00:08:27 #103 Good.
00:08:28 #104 Is the master here?
00:08:30 #105 He's in there.
00:08:31 #106 And Kimar's very angry, too.
00:08:33 #107 Kimar, I bought some new food pills.
00:08:35 #108 I hope the children will eat these.
00:08:37 #109 We have hamburger, buttered asparagus, mashed potatoes, and a special treat for them.
00:08:44 #110 Chocolate layer cake pills.
00:08:46 #111 Momar, I'm worried about our children.
00:08:49 #112 So am I. They've hardly eaten a thing in three days.
00:08:52 #113 It goes deeper than that.
00:08:54 #114 They're behaving strangely. They appear to be troubled. They don't care to sleep.
00:08:58 #115 I had to use the sleep spray on them again.
00:09:01 #116 I mentioned this to my council chiefs today, and I learned it's the same
00:09:04 #117 with children all around the planet in every district.
00:09:09 #118 Something is happening to the children of Mars.
00:09:12 #119 Kimar, as leader of the Martians,
00:09:15 #120 you must do something about it.
00:09:19 #121 But what?
00:09:20 #122 Why don't you go to the forest
00:09:22 #123 and see Chochum, the ancient one?
00:09:24 #124 He'll know what to do.
00:09:25 #125 He's never failed you.
00:09:27 #126 You speak wisely.
00:09:28 #127 I will go.
00:09:31 #128 Attention, council chiefs, please report.
00:09:34 #129 Reporting.
00:09:39 #130 Please report.
00:09:45 #131 We will meet immediately at Chochem's chair in Thunder Forest.
00:09:53 #132 What's wrong now, Chemar?
00:09:55 #133 I don't know, Voldar. But I mean to find out.
00:09:59 #134 What's this all about?
00:10:34 #135 We'll find out when Chemar arrives.
00:10:37 #136 We are probably going to seek the advice of Chochem.
00:10:40 #137 What does Chemar think we are?
00:10:42 #138 A kindergarten class? Can't we make our own decisions?
00:10:45 #139 Must we always come crawling to that dottering old man?
00:10:48 #140 Chochem is 800 years old. You can't dismiss the wisdom of centuries.
00:10:53 #141 I can.
00:10:55 #142 Gentlemen, thank you for coming.
00:11:00 #143 Chochem, are you here? Ancient one of Mars, I call upon you.
00:11:15 #144 Chochem, it is I, Kimar, and the council chiefs.
00:11:20 #145 We need you, Chochem.
00:11:22 #146 We need your advice, Chochem.
00:11:49 #147 Something is wrong with our children. They eat not, they sleep not.
00:11:55 #148 Their only interest is watching meaningless earth programs on the video.
00:12:00 #149 What time of year is it now?
00:12:05 #150 It is the middle of September.
00:12:07 #151 In other words, December.
00:12:21 #152 What is a Christmas?
00:12:33 #153 It is an occasion on the planet.
00:12:40 #154 What has this to do with our children, ancient one?
00:13:02 #155 We have no children on Mars, in bodies, but with adult minds.
00:13:11 #156 Childhood centuries are attached to their brains while they are in their cradles.
00:13:31 #157 They're fed into their minds in a constant stream.
00:13:36 #158 Time they can walk.
00:13:40 #159 They are adults.
00:13:42 #160 They've never played.
00:13:47 #161 They've never learned to have fun.
00:13:51 #162 And now? Now they are rebelling.
00:13:56 #163 What do you advise?
00:13:58 #164 The children must be allowed to be children again, to play, learn what it means to have fun.
00:14:10 #165 Need a Santa Claus on Mars.
00:14:16 #166 Santa Claus on Mars?
00:14:40 #167 Well, we get a Santa Claus. There's only one Santa Claus and he's an if.
00:14:44 #168 Well, I guess that takes care of that.
00:14:49 #169 that. Didn't I tell you it was a foolish idea to seek advice from that old man?
00:14:54 #170 This is a serious matter, Voldar. And desperate problems require desperate
00:14:58 #171 deeds. Earth has had Santa Claus long enough. We will bring him to Mars.
00:15:02 #172 I'm against it. Our children are fine the way they are. I don't want any Santa
00:15:07 #173 Claus bringing them toys and games. They'll start playing and laughing and
00:15:10 #174 running underfoot. They'll become a nuisance. I've made my decision. We leave
00:15:14 #175 for Earth tonight. Prepare spaceship number one.
00:15:20 #176 Approaching projected Earth orbit.
00:16:09 #177 Our port side rockets number one to number two.
00:16:15 #178 Port side rockets number one and number two.
00:16:19 #179 Entering Earth orbit.
00:16:26 #180 Now to find Santa Claus.
00:16:28 #181 Turn on your Magnoscope to third power.
00:16:30 #182 Over a city of some kind.
00:16:37 #183 That's what the Earth people call a city, eh?
00:16:44 #184 Look at all those buildings above ground.
00:16:49 #185 Why we could destroy that city with one blast of our curate.
00:16:53 #186 We've not come here to destroy anyone.
00:16:55 #187 My only purpose is to bring Santa Claus back to Mars.
00:16:59 #188 Turn to Pet Bar.
00:17:00 #189 Let's see if we can locate Santa Claus.
00:17:06 #190 He wears a red suit, trimmed with white fur, and he has a long white beard.
00:17:11 #191 But the Remigians are people down there.
00:17:13 #192 It's like looking for a speck of space dust in a comic's tale.
00:17:18 #193 Wait a minute. I see him. I see Santa Claus.
00:17:21 #194 I see him too. He's standing on the corner ringing a bell.
00:17:26 #195 No, he's not. He's standing near the entrance of a large building next to a large black kettle.
00:17:31 #196 He's standing on the corner, Kimaw. He's...wait a minute. I see another one.
00:17:35 #197 Well, there are hundreds of Santa Clauses down there.
00:17:37 #198 I'm going to bring them all back with us, Chewbaz.
00:17:39 #199 Just one. And with so many, they won't miss one.
00:17:43 #200 Prepare for landing on next orbit.
00:17:45 #201 We interrupt our program with a special bulletin.
00:17:48 #202 An unidentified object has been spotted in orbit around the Earth.
00:17:51 #203 in orbit around the earth. The Soviet Union denies that it has launched any new space satellites.
00:17:56 #204 Our radar stations are tracking the spaceship or whatever it is. The US Air Force has alerted
00:18:02 #205 all defense commands and retaliatory units. Stay tuned for further bulletin.
00:18:06 #206 We took the launch radar shield.
00:18:56 #207 Rigna, check the radar box.
00:19:01 #208 Shield functioning.
00:19:02 #209 What was wrong Rigna?
00:19:03 #210 A slight case of drop-off.
00:19:04 #211 Oh, my chief.
00:19:05 #212 What are you doing here, drop-off?
00:19:06 #213 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, chief. I'm into the launching pad so I could say goodbye
00:19:12 #214 you and I remembered so I thought I wanted to leave you there and make the
00:19:17 #215 Santa Claus I'll get below I'll deal with you later we'll set down in that field
00:19:34 #216 near the lake rocket silencer set rockets number one and two all this trouble
00:19:45 #217 broke that little man in a red suit here is another UFO bulletin the defense
00:19:53 #218 department has just announced that the unidentified flying object has
00:19:57 #219 suddenly disappeared from our radar screens they believe the object has
00:20:01 #220 that it's integrated in space, or it may be a spaceship from some other planet which has
00:20:05 #221 the ability to nullify our radar beams.
00:20:08 #222 We've landed.
00:21:58 #223 Righna, Voldar and I will leave the ship to investigate.
00:22:00 #224 Hargo, Lomas, and Droppo will stay on board on constant alert for immediate blast off.
00:22:40 #225 Martian look like?
00:22:41 #226 I don't know.
00:22:42 #227 Nobody's ever seen one.
00:22:45 #228 I don't believe they're any Martian.
00:22:47 #229 You don't, huh?
00:22:48 #230 What would you do for Martian look like they're behind you?
00:22:51 #231 Ice cream!
00:22:53 #232 We're from Mars. Don't be afraid. We have children just like you on Mars.
00:23:14 #233 What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
00:23:17 #234 Those are our antenna.
00:23:19 #235 Are you a television set?
00:23:21 #236 Is this what you want to do to watch children on Mars?
00:23:28 #237 Turn them into nincompoops like these?
00:23:30 #238 Oh, dear Tong-Boda. What's your name, little boy?
00:23:34 #239 Billy. Billy Foster, sir. And this is my sister, Betty.
00:23:39 #240 Perhaps you can help us Billy. We're looking for one of your Santa Claus.
00:23:44 #241 There's only one Santa Claus.
00:23:46 #242 We've seen many of them in your cities.
00:23:48 #243 Oh, those are his helpers.
00:23:51 #244 There's only one real Santa Claus, and he's in his workshop.
00:23:55 #245 I'll put the North Pole.
00:23:57 #246 That's where we came here to find out. Let's go.
00:24:00 #247 Come on, you two!
00:24:01 #248 Leave them alone, Polar!
00:24:05 #249 What? And leave them here to inform the authorities?
00:24:08 #250 He's right, Kimar. We better take them along with us to the North Pole.
00:24:11 #251 Very well. Come along.
00:24:15 #252 This morning two children disappeared mysteriously from the vicinity of Welts Lake.
00:24:25 #253 The police have found no clues and it seems as though Billy and Betty Foster have simply vanished into thin air.
00:24:31 #254 This appears to be a day when everything is vanishing into thin air.
00:24:34 #255 While local police are continuing their search for the missing children,
00:24:37 #256 the armed forces are continuing their search for the mysterious object from space.
00:24:41 #257 Billy and Betty, nobody's here. Come on in.
00:25:00 #258 We're not supposed to bring you here. The chief's going to be an awful man if he finds us.
00:25:10 #259 The kids at home, my Ashi.
00:25:18 #260 Now, now don't touch it!
00:25:23 #261 That's the anti-gravity generator.
00:25:25 #262 And these are the retro rockets.
00:25:28 #263 Our waves are bouncing off our ship.
00:25:33 #264 Then we put up this radar screen,
00:25:35 #265 then nobody can find us in space.
00:25:38 #266 Boy, that's pretty sharp.
00:25:40 #267 Well, that's the elevator signal.
00:25:45 #268 That light starts flashing when somebody's coming up from the navigation deck.
00:25:49 #269 Oh, oh, remind myself, never to hide in there again.
00:26:34 #270 I bet.
00:26:35 #271 I can see Santa Claus' workshop.
00:26:46 #272 I prepare for landing.
00:26:51 #273 The rocket silences.
00:26:54 #274 Stay aboard and guard those children.
00:26:58 #275 They must not leave the ship now.
00:26:59 #276 What do you mean, Volda?
00:27:05 #277 If we take them with us to Mars,
00:27:07 #278 Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery.
00:27:09 #279 The Claus was kidnapped by Marshal.
00:27:13 #280 Get back to those children and don't let them out of your sight.
00:27:22 #281 Understand?
00:27:23 #282 Yes, sir. I understand.
00:27:24 #283 I'll keep an eye.
00:27:25 #284 Take care of the ship.
00:27:38 #285 LoMos, you remain on guard
00:27:40 #286 You may not guard and have the ship ready for immediate blast off.
00:27:44 #287 Rigner, Hargo, Voldar, you'll accompany me. Come.
00:27:47 #288 We'll activate Tord.
00:27:50 #289 Rolly-poly little man like Santa Claus?
00:27:55 #290 Won't take any chances.
00:27:57 #291 Come.
00:27:58 #292 Nothing could stop Tord.
00:28:41 #293 Did you do that?
00:28:42 #294 The ship ever leaves Earth.
00:28:44 #295 I'll have the whole US space force after them.
00:28:46 #296 Come on.
00:30:26 #297 Ringer, go up and tell Voldar.
00:30:31 #298 I'm one of your delaying tactics.
00:30:34 #299 You've been opposing me at every turn.
00:30:36 #300 Now I'm warning you, change your attitude.
00:30:39 #301 You finished?
00:30:40 #302 Chief?
00:30:41 #303 Yes, I am, and you will be too if you're not careful.
00:30:44 #304 Oh, but I am careful.
00:30:47 #305 So careful that I looked in at the children
00:30:49 #306 before I left the ship.
00:30:50 #307 You stay away from those children.
00:30:52 #308 That'll be easy to do.
00:30:55 #309 Goldar, this is your idea of a joke.
00:30:57 #310 Ass drop-o!
00:30:59 #311 They overheard our plans.
00:31:00 #312 At this very moment, they're on their way to Santa Claus
00:31:03 #313 to warn him.
00:31:04 #314 It's true, Kimah.
00:31:05 #315 They're footprints.
00:31:09 #316 Those children mustn't reach Santa Claus.
00:31:12 #317 Well, then, I'll put Torg on the trail.
00:31:20 #318 Space ship out of the spaceship.
00:35:33 #319 I say, you try something like this.
00:35:37 #320 I set Torg's control so he will obey only me.
00:35:40 #321 Release him, Torg.
00:35:42 #322 You were very lucky.
00:35:44 #323 Now don't try to escape again.
00:35:46 #324 You may not be so lucky next time.
00:35:48 #325 Hargo, take them back to the ship.
00:35:49 #326 Lock them up and rejoin us.
00:35:51 #327 Your gros with every minute.
00:36:01 #328 Let's get Santa Claus and blast off.
00:36:03 #329 We'll surround the workshop and send Torg in to get Santa.
00:36:07 #330 Nobody used to be harmed unless they get in our way.
00:36:09 #331 Ah, no one is to be harmed.
00:36:13 #332 What has happened to the great warriors of our planet?
00:36:16 #333 Mars used to be the planet of war.
00:36:18 #334 Oh, it's Kimah.
00:36:21 #335 Your softness will destroy us for his games,
00:36:26 #336 laughing children.
00:36:28 #337 We shall see.
00:36:29 #338 But for now, tell me, ever seen by the great dog
00:37:36 #339 A star, Santa's treating him like a toy.
00:37:41 #340 Grab him.
00:37:43 #341 He's become a toy.
00:37:45 #342 Wigner will have to get Santa ourselves.
00:37:47 #343 Come on, Voldar.
00:37:48 #344 What have we here?
00:37:55 #345 More toys?
00:37:57 #346 Those are mansions.
00:37:58 #347 Santa Claus, you're coming with us.
00:38:00 #348 No, you can't take him now.
00:38:02 #349 It's truly a Christmas.
00:38:03 #350 Quiet, you.
00:38:04 #351 But.
00:38:10 #352 We don't want to hurt you, Santa Claus.
00:38:12 #353 So come along quietly.
00:38:20 #354 Why did you have to do that to my helper?
00:38:23 #355 It's harmless.
00:38:24 #356 It'll wear off in a short while.
00:38:29 #357 Oh, why didn't you say so in the first place?
00:38:32 #358 Now, you come with us.
00:38:33 #359 We need you on Mars.
00:38:43 #360 Are you sure this is harmless?
00:38:45 #361 Oh, I never saw such lazy people standing around
00:38:49 #362 like statues.
00:38:51 #363 There's work to be done.
00:38:53 #364 Let's get to it.
00:38:54 #365 I owe me, oh, oh, Mrs. Claus is going
00:39:03 #366 to be very angry about this. Take him toward... Oh, pay my command! Forget it,
00:39:14 #367 Kimar. Rigner was right. He's nothing but a toy now. Best to leave him here.
00:39:22 #368 Believe me, I had nothing whatsoever to do about this. You know my dear, I can't
00:39:31 #369 Recall a time when you were so silent for so long.
00:39:35 #370 Let's go, old man!
00:39:37 #371 And Mrs. Santa Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians,
00:40:02 #372 never in the history of mankind have the nations of the world reacted with such unanimity and cooperation.
00:40:07 #373 Tonight the lights will burn until dawn in the United Nations building,
00:40:10 #374 as the leaders of the world map the course of action.
00:40:14 #375 And at Cape Kennedy, our correspondent interviewed Werner von Green,
00:40:19 #376 the man in charge of America's Star Shot program.
00:40:21 #377 Mr. Van Green, what is the space agency doing about this?
00:40:25 #378 Well, they have mobilized all the men and equipment in our Starshot project.
00:40:29 #379 And we have rushed our astronauts into an intensive program for the final phase of their training.
00:40:35 #380 Now our Starshot ship is supposed to undergo six months of test flights.
00:40:39 #381 But we are going to forget about the testing and go after those Martian monkeys.
00:40:44 #382 Isn't that risky?
00:40:46 #383 Of course it is risky.
00:40:48 #384 But every one of our astronauts is begging for the chance to go after the Martians.
00:40:53 #385 Who wouldn't give everything to bring Santa back to our children?
00:40:58 #386 He acted, yes.
00:41:45 #387 No radar beams being bounced off our ship.
00:41:48 #388 Looks like we made a clean getaway.
00:41:55 #389 How's our captain?
00:41:56 #390 He's having the time of his life.
00:41:58 #391 He's such a funny little man.
00:41:59 #392 Why, I've only been with him for five minutes and he asked me laughing just like an earthling.
00:42:03 #393 What's soft and round and you put it on a stick and you toast it in a fire and it's green.
00:42:10 #394 I don't know what.
00:42:12 #395 A marshmallow.
00:42:16 #396 That's what you're all becoming.
00:42:22 #397 Marshmallows.
00:42:24 #398 Soft.
00:42:25 #399 Man is a menace.
00:42:30 #400 And it was a very foxy Christmas Eve.
00:42:34 #401 Well I could barely make out this chimney in the fog.
00:42:37 #402 But I found it all right and I started to crawl in.
00:42:41 #403 Well, I tell you, it was the biggest chimney I'd ever been in.
00:42:46 #404 And then suddenly, suddenly I realized it wasn't a chimney at all.
00:42:52 #405 It was the smokestack of the Queen Elizabeth.
00:42:55 #406 Don't you think that was funny?
00:43:01 #407 Yes, Santa.
00:43:03 #408 Why don't you laugh?
00:43:05 #409 She's Santa, so how fault. We told them where to find you.
00:43:09 #410 Oh, Balder Dashing, a fiddle-dee-dee, Billy Boy.
00:43:13 #411 Everybody knows where Santa lives.
00:43:16 #412 Besides, I've always wanted to visit Mars.
00:43:20 #413 Mommy and Daddy are going to be angry.
00:43:23 #414 You think that's something?
00:43:25 #415 I can just see Mrs. Claus now.
00:43:28 #416 Christmas's coming, and I'm not there.
00:43:30 #417 She'll have a fit.
00:43:34 #418 Oh, me or my or me.
00:43:36 #419 Come and get it! Dinner time!
00:43:40 #420 Dinner time?
00:43:41 #421 Here's Truffle. If I can cheer you up, Truffle can. He always makes me laugh.
00:43:48 #422 Would you have a wonderful dinner tonight? Oh, soup and beast stew and chocolate ice cream.
00:43:56 #423 No, thank you, Truffle. I'm not hungry.
00:43:59 #424 Come on, Billy. Oh. Well, is it all right if I have your chocolate ice cream?
00:44:06 #425 Sure.
00:44:07 #426 Oh, I just love chocolate ice cream.
00:44:10 #427 Heh.
00:44:11 #428 Hmmmm.
00:44:16 #429 Gene, Mars must be a terrible place to live.
00:44:21 #430 Some chocolate ice cream.
00:44:23 #431 Pills for dinner.
00:44:26 #432 I suppose if a Martian has a headache, he doesn't take pills.
00:44:31 #433 He takes chocolate ice cream.
00:44:33 #434 Heh.
00:44:35 #435 Mom, look at this.
00:44:42 #436 That small blip is not an asteroid.
00:44:44 #437 It's a spaceship and it's on our tail.
00:44:46 #438 It's getting closer.
00:44:47 #439 Impossible, Rigna.
00:44:48 #440 They couldn't have spotted us.
00:44:49 #441 We have our radar shield on.
00:44:51 #442 I know that, sir, but they are gaining on us.
00:44:54 #443 Is it possible Earth has a secret device that can penetrate our radar shield?
00:44:57 #444 They have a secret device.
00:44:59 #445 And his name is Billy Foster.
00:45:01 #446 I wonder if these Earthlings are dangerous.
00:45:04 #447 They'll destroy us if we allow them.
00:45:06 #448 Well, I won't allow them.
00:45:15 #449 I think we underestimate the resourcefulness of these Earth people.
00:45:19 #450 Very clever of a boy.
00:45:22 #451 Make the repairs, Righna. I'll take evasive action.
00:45:25 #452 Now, is Santa and the little Earthling...
00:45:40 #453 it must be tiresome cooped up in this little room?
00:45:44 #454 Say, how would you like to see the rest of the ship?
00:45:47 #455 You're not fooling me. You don't like us.
00:45:50 #456 You're me.
00:45:52 #457 Oh, come on now. That's not true.
00:45:55 #458 Why, Santa makes everyone feel good. Even me.
00:45:59 #459 I don't trust you.
00:46:00 #460 Now, now, Billy Boy, that's not the Christmas spirit.
00:46:04 #461 I, of course, Voldar. We'd love to take the grand tour.
00:46:09 #462 Right, children?
00:46:30 #463 This room is called...
00:46:31 #464 Airlock!
00:46:32 #465 That's right!
00:46:35 #466 When you're ready to go out and spend...
00:46:43 #467 When you come back, rest of the ship, you can take your space at all!
00:46:52 #468 Spotlight!
00:46:53 #469 Where's the control that opens the door, son?
00:46:56 #470 Not here. That's in the control deck.
00:46:59 #471 You see, once you pull that switch, the warning bell sounds, and in 60 seconds, that door opens.
00:47:06 #472 That's to give a space man a chance to make a final checkup on their equipment.
00:47:10 #473 There's nowhere around it.
00:47:18 #474 You certainly know a great deal about space travel, son.
00:47:21 #475 He's done to be a spaceman when he's blown up.
00:47:24 #476 I'll see the door timer.
00:47:47 #477 Probably just stepped out for a moment.
00:47:49 #478 Now, children, let's not get excited.
00:48:01 #479 Chief, Sal and the children are missing.
00:49:12 #480 found in space the rest of the space job you were floating around out there in
00:49:48 #481 space everyone you're all right I thought you would well when bolder
00:49:58 #482 accidentally left us in the airlock and then came up here and accidentally through
00:50:04 #483 the door switch we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be
00:50:08 #484 the end of us and you accidentally of course the air duct is just a little
00:50:17 #485 And you're so big.
00:50:19 #486 Why you talking to Santa Claus, son?
00:50:25 #487 Well, now you wouldn't want me to tell my secret, would you?
00:50:35 #488 Oh, poor man. He's fainted just like someone who's seen a ghost.
00:50:49 #489 Your landing legs.
00:51:08 #490 After we secured the ship and lowered the ladder,
00:51:16 #491 You and Hargo get Voldar out of the brig and take him to the council room.
00:51:20 #492 You'll stand trial immediately.
00:51:22 #493 Alright Chief.
00:51:23 #494 Hatch open. Ship secure.
00:51:35 #495 Merry Christmas, Voldar.
00:51:49 #496 Alright, on your feet. Come on.
00:52:11 #497 Right on Santa and the Earth children.
00:52:13 #498 Voldar will be back.
00:52:39 #499 No, Gommar. I'll call you the moment he arrives.
00:52:41 #500 Is Drapo coming back too?
00:52:43 #501 Yes, Gorma. Now go back to your studies.
00:52:46 #502 Kimo, are you alone?
00:53:05 #503 No.
00:53:11 #504 and Betty, not accustomed to entering people's homes through the door.
00:53:35 #505 But you have no chimney.
00:53:37 #506 Welcome, Santa Claus. We hope you'll make the children on Mars very happy.
00:53:42 #507 I'll try, dear lady.
00:53:44 #508 Well, we'll start with my youngsters. How are they, Momar?
00:53:53 #509 The same. Quiet, remote, and very unhappy. They're inside studying.
00:53:58 #510 Well, let old Santa say hello to them.
00:54:01 #511 And I'm sure these children would like to meet them.
00:54:04 #512 I'll tell them you're here.
00:54:27 #513 Missed you too.
00:54:29 #514 Children, I brought some visitors from Ed.
00:54:33 #515 This is Beaumar and Gamma.
00:54:44 #516 You shake, my sister.
00:55:09 #517 The person that wants to see you.
00:55:13 #518 Ma and Gamma too.
00:55:56 #519 First time in months they've gone to sleep without the sleep spray.
00:56:21 #520 Santa, tomorrow we'll set up a workshop for you.
00:56:24 #521 It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth,
00:56:27 #522 Earth, but I'm sure it'll serve your purpose.
00:56:30 #523 Good, good.
00:56:31 #524 Now, I'd like to get going and have the toy shop operating full blast so I can return
00:56:37 #525 to Earth for Christmas.
00:56:40 #526 You know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman, but Santa Claus, you will never
00:56:46 #527 return to Earth.
00:56:51 #528 You belong to Mars.
00:56:52 #529 You're the cave like a speckle, Marsworm.
00:57:06 #530 Oh, Kimah will get this all fine away.
00:57:10 #531 That's easy. Let's get rid of them.
00:57:51 #532 So I sneak down into a sign or a toys or roll the...
00:58:11 #533 Cunis thing. And it goes down steps all by itself.
00:58:18 #534 I was tempted to steal one. I'd like to fool around with the thing.
00:58:22 #535 It's even affecting you. Soon all of Martians will be blithering idiots.
00:58:30 #536 Well, we've no time to lose. We are going to absolute.
00:58:33 #537 Now we cannot eliminate Santa Claus, but we can discredit him.
00:58:37 #538 They come out laughing stock throughout Mars. Now this is what we'll do. See?
00:59:07 #539 The weather's from all over Mars.
00:59:11 #540 Look at me.
00:59:42 #541 Santa Claus, the great toy maker.
00:59:45 #542 Pressing buttons.
00:59:47 #543 That's automation for you.
00:59:49 #544 Technology.
00:59:55 #545 That's enough for today.
01:00:13 #546 Pretty nice, eh?
01:00:14 #547 Lady Moomaw made it for me.
01:00:16 #548 Can I try it on Santa?
01:00:18 #549 Ha.
01:00:20 #550 Don't be silly, Dropo.
01:00:22 #551 This would never fit you,
01:00:23 #552 where you have to fatten up first.
01:00:25 #553 Children, as they say on Earth, another day, another dollar.
01:00:41 #554 Well, hello, Santa. How are you feeling today? Tired?
01:00:45 #555 No, no, I'm not tired. But my finger is, it's been pressing buttons all day long.
01:00:53 #556 I think I'll go in and put my finger to bed.
01:01:00 #557 Here children, here's your milk. You can play for half an hour and then you'll have to go to bed.
01:01:04 #558 Daddy, may we watch the Earth program?
01:01:07 #559 Certainly dear, but only for half an hour Betty
01:01:16 #560 Don't you want to watch the earth program? Oh, no, sir when I interested in earth programs
01:01:23 #561 I'm going to sleep. Good night. Me too. Just a moment. Good night, Mr. Kimar. Good night, Lady
01:01:28 #562 Mama just a moment children. Are you feeling well? Oh?
01:01:34 #563 We feel fine, sir. Good night. Good night. Has someone been mistreating you?
01:01:40 #564 Oh no sir, you and Lady Momar have just been swell to us. Good night.
01:01:46 #565 What could it be, Momar? They're behaving the way our children used to behave.
01:01:55 #566 Can't you tell, Kimar? They're homesick. They miss their parents, their friends.
01:02:02 #567 Kimar, you've got to send those children back.
01:02:05 #568 Well, sirs, I've got to fatten up.
01:02:17 #569 He's left him.
01:06:14 #570 What's he up to now?
01:06:16 #571 Good morning! Good morning, Lady Momar.
01:06:19 #572 Oh, oh, my extra suit. The one you made for me is missing.
01:06:24 #573 I'm sure I brought it home from the toy shop last night.
01:06:27 #574 That's two things that are missing. Your suit and dropper.
01:06:30 #575 Oh, oh, uh, that explains it. When you find my missing suit, you'll find Droppo inside it.
01:06:38 #576 He's out someplace playing Santa Claus.
01:06:41 #577 I'll take care of him.
01:06:42 #578 Oh, no, no, no. Now, I'll let him have his fun.
01:06:46 #579 He's probably at the toy shop making toys.
01:06:49 #580 He loves it.
01:06:50 #581 Ha.
01:06:51 #582 Children, let me...
01:06:52 #583 Yes, yes.
01:06:55 #584 If you don't hurry, your breakfast will get cold.
01:06:58 #585 Ha.
01:06:59 #586 Hide and seek, eh?
01:07:12 #587 Oh, he'll turn off.
01:07:28 #588 Let's get started.
01:07:29 #589 Ha.
01:07:30 #590 What's next, Betty?
01:08:02 #591 Tennis.
01:08:10 #592 Well, this'll never do.
01:08:12 #593 The machine isn't working right.
01:08:14 #594 Oh, dear. What else, Betty?
01:08:16 #595 A toy train.
01:08:20 #596 This doesn't make sense.
01:08:32 #597 This never happened when we made toys by hand.
01:08:39 #598 Something very strange is happening here.
01:08:45 #599 Boomer, I think you'd better call your father.
01:08:50 #600 Toy shop.
01:08:59 #601 Drop-o is in here.
01:09:01 #602 And there's something wrong with the toy machine too.
01:09:03 #603 I still think you're making a mistake. It's too...
01:09:17 #604 If you walk through that loop to the curtain, you'll be disintegrated like...
01:09:53 #605 Sabotage. Somebody switched all the wiring.
01:10:06 #606 Droppo's gone, your suit is missing, and now this machine's been sabotaged.
01:10:13 #607 Put them all together, it spells Voldar.
01:10:16 #608 He was here, and he thought Droppo was me.
01:10:20 #609 He's got Droppo, and I'm gonna find him.
01:10:24 #610 Groppel.
01:10:37 #611 Best folder.
01:10:47 #612 As you may know, we are holding Santa Claus a hostage.
01:10:50 #613 One false move, and your little ho-ho-ho-man will be destroyed.
01:10:55 #614 All right, what do you want, folder?
01:10:57 #615 These are our turds.
01:11:06 #616 Santa Claus, have you promised to send him and the Earthlings back to their mort joy through toys nonsense on Mars?
01:11:24 #617 You sure you have Santa Claus?
01:11:26 #618 You know we have him.
01:11:28 #619 You mean you had him?
01:11:41 #620 The Santa Claus has powers that you don't know about.
01:11:43 #621 All right, arms up.
01:11:45 #622 Righna, Hargo, Lomas, report.
01:11:47 #623 And Stovo, I'll keep them here in the storeroom of the toy shop.
01:11:56 #624 Righna, you come here and take them off my hands.
01:11:58 #625 I want Hargo and Lomas to look for a man named Shim.
01:12:01 #626 Tell him to search the caves along the transverse canal.
01:12:04 #627 Right, Kimop.
01:12:05 #628 All right, you two. In there.
01:12:07 #629 I'll sit down.
01:12:19 #630 Being Santa, let me remind you,
01:13:03 #631 once you hit that nuclear curtain,
01:13:05 #632 there won't even be a whisker left.
01:13:07 #633 I don't think he'll be causing any more trouble.
01:13:25 #634 I think that should do it, Billy boy.
01:13:27 #635 Close the door, son.
01:13:44 #636 Now, I think we need a little red paint,
01:13:47 #637 and you'll find it in the storeroom.
01:13:49 #638 Sure, Santa.
01:13:50 #639 Yeah.
01:13:51 #640 That machine.
01:13:52 #641 Oh, they are, are they?
01:14:11 #642 Maybe they'd like to have some fun with our toys,
01:14:16 #643 and we'll see that they do.
01:14:18 #644 Won't we, kids?
01:14:20 #645 Again, eh?
01:14:21 #646 I don't know how you escape, Shim.
01:14:35 #647 But you won't be able to escape.
01:14:37 #648 But you won't escape me. You're through.
01:14:41 #649 Roldar, why don't you relax?
01:14:44 #650 Wait to relax permanently.
01:14:49 #651 Goodbye, Betty, dear. You take care of yourself.
01:17:38 #652 Bye.
01:17:40 #653 I've got something for you, Billy.
01:17:42 #654 Jean, thanks.
01:17:44 #655 Goodbye.
01:17:44 #656 Bye.
01:17:46 #657 Dear, you had fun.
01:17:47 #658 We're going to miss you.
01:17:49 #659 Do you think we'll ever meet again?
01:17:51 #660 I'm sure you will, children.
01:17:53 #661 Thank you, Santa, for bringing happiness to the children of Mars.
01:17:57 #662 And the Christmas spirit to all of us.
01:17:59 #663 Sir, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and yours the very best of everything.
01:18:34 #664 If we hurry, we can get back in time for Christmas Eve.
01:18:41 #665 Shall we get going?