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00:01:28 #1 That's our comedy about that tonight.
00:01:30 #2 Tell me to lift up that hole in the second act, didn't you?
00:01:33 #3 What's the matter? Didn't you like it? I get it. It was terrible.
00:01:36 #4 The way the audience took it, I thought it was funny. Funny?
00:01:39 #5 You couldn't make me laugh no matter how good I felt.
00:01:42 #6 My pal.
00:01:44 #7 Hello, sweetie.
00:01:45 #8 Nick, Nick.
00:01:46 #9 Not in the theater.
00:02:03 #10 Are you Mr. Melvin? Yeah.
00:02:05 #11 Or I'm Bonnie King.
00:02:07 #12 Especially, Dan.
00:02:08 #13 I thought you were going to be here yesterday.
00:02:09 #14 Yeah, I was, but I missed connection.
00:02:11 #15 Yeah, that's an old gag, girly.
00:02:13 #16 Well, we'll see what you can do.
00:02:14 #17 Hey, play something snappy.
00:02:17 #18 Try this baby out.
00:02:19 #19 Come on, kid, do your stuff.
00:02:27 #20 But you said you was especially dancing. Oh, yeah.
00:02:30 #21 Then why are you doing a chorus routine?
00:02:31 #22 Well, it looks awake, because that guy's
00:02:33 #23 playing the chorus temple.
00:02:35 #24 Try it again, Pete.
00:02:38 #25 Go ahead.
00:02:42 #26 Hey, remember that train leaves at 11.45. You know me.
00:02:48 #27 She gets an apartment to drive.
00:02:49 #28 I'm all with her.
00:02:51 #29 Hey, how about that fine box?
00:02:54 #30 Whoah, I gotta eat.
00:02:56 #31 Same old way from Chicago for this job,
00:03:01 #32 and you ain't giving me a fair break.
00:03:03 #33 First, that guy starts playing a temple
00:03:05 #34 you'd have to have St. Vitus to keep up with,
00:03:07 #35 and then this wise cracker, whoever he is,
00:03:10 #36 starts bellowing across the stage.
00:03:12 #37 What's she raving about?
00:03:13 #38 Just so her course, she can make the grade.
00:03:15 #39 But I can.
00:03:16 #40 Honest I can, Miss Melvin.
00:03:18 #41 Don't be too hard on the kids.
00:03:19 #42 Give her a break.
00:03:21 #43 I'm paying the freight on too many rummies
00:03:23 #44 without taking on any more you're not about to five bucks and that's how to open
00:03:29 #45 up your heart now listen I'm sick of you get in trying to peel an outdo for you
00:03:33 #46 to lay off you don't need to get tough about it.
00:04:15 #47 I'm all the chief out there.
00:04:17 #48 This truck is the worst.
00:04:18 #49 Well, you can't fight with me over that.
00:04:20 #50 Having all night and working all day.
00:04:23 #51 What can you expect from a gorilla like Noah?
00:04:25 #52 Did you see what happened to that poor little kid tonight?
00:04:28 #53 Oh, that big gate.
00:04:30 #54 There she is out there hopping the book,
00:04:32 #55 peeks banging away at the piano, and that monster.
00:04:35 #56 I still think it was a dirty, rotten trick.
00:04:38 #57 Listen, Mrs. King Johnson, where do you get off
00:04:40 #58 telling me my business?
00:04:41 #59 Well, somebody ought to take a look at the business.
00:04:43 #60 me my business somebody ought to tell you something about how to run a show any time
00:04:48 #61 you don't like the way this shows run you know what you can do you bet I know what
00:04:51 #62 I'm doing all right you're a tool Saturday night not Saturday night right now
00:04:57 #63 give me my dough dough you want me dough I do not according to my fingers I don't
00:05:02 #64 According to mine all right I'll even let you get away with that you big a see you later
00:05:08 #65 folks.
00:05:16 #66 Yeah I gotta date with a.
00:05:56 #67 Yeah what are you that thinking and you couldn't get up enough steam to pull the whole load so I got off.
00:06:04 #68 No I quit.
00:06:06 #69 I ain't hungry. Not the billboard.
00:06:17 #70 Nothing else but.
00:06:19 #71 Can I give it the once over?
00:06:21 #72 Yes.
00:06:22 #73 Thanks.
00:06:23 #74 Say.
00:06:24 #75 It must be great to be on the big wheel, traveling at sleepers and playing all the regular theaters.
00:06:54 #76 I wish I could make the grade.
00:06:57 #77 You can.
00:06:58 #78 I've caught the last act of your show tonight.
00:07:01 #79 And if I knew anything about show business, you were too good to be true to me with that bunch of hands.
00:07:05 #80 to be true to me that bunch of hands. You wouldn't get me with your lady. I would
00:07:10 #81 if I could Mr I would if I could. Say listen what your name. Bonnie Bonnie
00:07:17 #82 team. My skid. Good Johnson. I. Is great.
00:07:32 #83 Say you really think I could make good on the big wheel. Sure is a featured comic.
00:07:40 #84 Why not? You're clever.
00:07:42 #85 I mean it. Why don't you wire that guy?
00:07:46 #86 You're out of a job. Let's both wire him.
00:07:53 #87 Yeah, but I ain't got your talent.
00:07:55 #88 Ah, rats. With your face and figure, baby, you could make good anywhere.
00:08:00 #89 There's nothing to this racket.
00:08:02 #90 Can you do a wall's clock?
00:08:03 #91 Sure you can. Come here. Let me show you something.
00:08:06 #92 We can fix up a routine.
00:08:08 #93 That's great.
00:08:10 #94 Keep it up.
00:08:14 #95 That's great.
00:08:16 #96 Don't wear the leggings.
00:08:18 #97 That's great.
00:08:20 #98 That's great, Chip.
00:08:22 #99 Say, we can fix up a swell routine in North Toe.
00:08:24 #100 You think so?
00:08:26 #101 Sure. Let's send off that wire.
00:08:28 #102 Nick, you do it.
00:08:30 #103 What's the matter?
00:08:33 #104 I'm not sure.
00:09:07 #105 Here, you do it.
00:09:11 #106 What's your salary?
00:09:13 #107 Uh, well, you better make it easy.
00:09:15 #108 Make it, uh, 50 bucks.
00:09:18 #109 Hey, this is the big wheel.
00:09:20 #110 They won't think you're any good.
00:09:22 #111 Better make it 100.
00:09:23 #112 Hey, wait a minute.
00:09:24 #113 Those guys don't pay that kind of dough besides.
00:09:27 #114 They don't know me.
00:09:30 #115 Well, um, how about 75?
00:09:33 #116 Seven.
00:09:34 #117 All right.
00:09:35 #118 I'll take a chance.
00:09:41 #119 There, found it.
00:09:47 #120 Hey, uh, Elmer.
00:09:50 #121 Or Rogers.
00:09:52 #122 Hey, useless.
00:09:53 #123 Well, partner, we done it.
00:10:25 #124 Yeah, but we ain't got no answer yet.
00:10:27 #125 Gee, I'm sleepy.
00:10:37 #126 I uh, you think they'll throw us out?
00:10:44 #127 Oh, waiting for our aunts ain't we?
00:10:46 #128 I guess so.
00:12:10 #129 Is that your skin?
00:12:12 #130 Yeah.
00:12:12 #131 Say, I could see you.
00:12:13 #132 Those running out between us can scare me to death.
00:12:16 #133 You know you've got a hurry?
00:12:17 #134 The last act's on.
00:12:18 #135 You know me, scared of the fireman's child.
00:12:21 #136 I can dress like Donald Poe.
00:12:24 #137 You been getting something to eat?
00:12:25 #138 No, I wasn't hungry.
00:12:28 #139 Oh, just thirsty, huh?
00:12:29 #140 No, I wasn't thirsty either.
00:12:31 #141 Now, after the show, then I'm going to take you to the hotel
00:12:33 #142 and see if you get something decent to eat.
00:12:35 #143 All right, honey.
00:12:38 #144 Oh, scared?
00:12:39 #145 Yeah?
00:12:40 #146 I dreamed about you last night.
00:12:42 #147 You did?
00:12:43 #148 Guess where you were.
00:12:45 #149 In the who's cup.
00:12:48 #150 No, you were on Broadway.
00:12:50 #151 I was?
00:12:51 #152 And you were knocking the soup and fish for a goal.
00:12:53 #153 Gee, it gave me a kick.
00:12:55 #154 I don't believe in dreams. Well, I do.
00:12:57 #155 And this one. Gee, it was so real.
00:12:59 #156 I've been thinking about it ever since.
00:13:02 #157 Maybe I'd better wire Zigfield and I've decided
00:13:04 #158 to let him star me.
00:13:06 #159 And I'm bringing you along as my leading lady.
00:13:09 #160 Oh, I'm lost.
00:13:11 #161 But with me or without me, it's Broadway for you.
00:13:14 #162 You just get some ambition.
00:13:16 #163 You know, Bon, when you talk like that, I almost believe it.
00:13:20 #164 Believe it then, because it's going to come true.
00:13:23 #165 You wouldn't kid me, would you, lady?
00:13:25 #166 I would if I could, mister. I would if I could.
00:13:27 #167 Ladies and gentlemen, before the curtain rises on the final scene,
00:13:31 #168 I want to introduce the famous Rowan Sweets.
00:13:34 #169 There's a prize in every package you're going to need.
00:13:37 #170 Package contains the prize by an hour ago.
00:13:39 #171 I guess we know what these mean.
00:13:41 #172 I'm sorry, kids, but you know how business has been,
00:13:44 #173 and I've got to cut down on the overhead.
00:13:46 #174 Well, don't apologize, Leslie. It's all in the game.
00:13:48 #175 I hate to do it, but...
00:13:50 #176 Well, if I take it out on us, of course, girls.
00:13:51 #177 Why, it's the most fat-headed you call principal.
00:13:54 #178 Come on, Jerry. I guess I'll have to go back to my husband.
00:14:06 #179 Come on, honey. It's time for tricks.
00:14:15 #180 Baby, you look great in that new costume.
00:14:19 #181 Well, he notices me. He actually notices me at last.
00:14:23 #182 You always look wonderful to me, honey.
00:14:25 #183 I guess that's why I never mention it.
00:14:34 #184 Little bridge.
00:15:07 #185 Hey, Marco, the way you focus on him,
00:15:11 #186 anybody think he was falling for you?
00:15:13 #187 All mind your own business, will ya?
00:15:16 #188 I will, if you will.
00:15:18 #189 Get wise.
00:15:19 #190 There ain't nobody for skid but Bonnie.
00:15:24 #191 Go fry yourself, you big piece of fat.
00:18:45 #192 Now, vibrator, you god, that guy hurt ya.
00:20:34 #193 No, I'm all right.
00:20:36 #194 Can't you keep your mind straight?
00:20:37 #195 Oh, gold rock stand.
00:20:39 #196 Oh, quick looking at those jobs,
00:20:40 #197 and maybe you can keep off my feet.
00:20:41 #198 If any John could look at you, you'd be happy.
00:20:44 #199 I'm scared to death. I want to see you.
00:20:45 #200 I'll be with you in a minute, honey.
00:20:47 #201 Well, don't be long. You know who got a date with an actor before.
00:20:49 #202 What's on your mind?
00:20:50 #203 Well, you know, scared business has been terrible,
00:20:52 #204 and I've got to cut down on expenses.
00:20:54 #205 So I'm letting several people go.
00:20:56 #206 Gee, that's tough.
00:20:57 #207 Yeah. Well, most of them have got it coming to them,
00:20:59 #208 but I sure hate to let Bonnie out.
00:21:01 #209 Bonnie?
00:21:02 #210 Yeah.
00:21:04 #211 Listen, I think if you're going to cut down,
00:21:07 #212 well, you better count me out, too.
00:21:09 #213 Oh, no, you're my only going car.
00:21:12 #214 Yeah, I know, but you see, Bonnie and me, well, we're partners.
00:21:15 #215 Well, I wouldn't give her notice if I could figure out any possible way to keep her.
00:21:19 #216 You know that, Skid.
00:21:20 #217 Yeah, I know, but...
00:21:22 #218 Professor Lefty, if it's all the same to you, keep Bonnie on and take it out of my salary.
00:21:28 #219 Oh, gee, I wouldn't want to do that, Skid.
00:21:31 #220 Ah, that's all right.
00:21:33 #221 Don't ever stick to me anyway.
00:21:35 #222 I only spend it drinking or gambling.
00:21:38 #223 Well, all right, yes.
00:21:40 #224 Yeah, but listen, when business picks up,
00:21:43 #225 you're gonna kick back with it.
00:21:44 #226 Oh, sure.
00:21:47 #227 Getting in the air full so you can stir up some more trouble?
00:21:50 #228 You ought to troop melodramans.
00:21:52 #229 Wrong long fat lady before some sideshow steals you.
00:21:55 #230 Is that so?
00:21:57 #231 Yeah, that's so.
00:21:59 #232 Say, if that frame you hang your clothes on,
00:22:02 #233 had anything to tie into, I'd suck you one just for luck.
00:22:06 #234 Fire away, Declan. For them fat paws of yours, you're harmless.
00:22:10 #235 Why, you?
00:22:11 #236 Cut it out, Gussie.
00:22:12 #237 Don't you get enough exercise fighting with me?
00:22:15 #238 Shut up, you little shrimp.
00:22:17 #239 Now look here, Gussie. You're fine.
00:22:19 #240 I think you're going to be a big responsibility, Bordo.
00:22:21 #241 When you're tied up with that balloon, let me affect you.
00:22:24 #242 You leave my wife alone. You know she's got a weak heart.
00:22:27 #243 You know, I didn't have the heart to slip with a notice,
00:22:29 #244 so I left it under a cold cream jar.
00:22:31 #245 I wonder if she found it.
00:22:33 #246 Oh, honey.
00:22:39 #247 What are you doing here?
00:22:40 #248 Yeah. Nothing. When are you going to stop taking those
00:22:44 #249 all well there and the plot ain't they yeah but why worry about the plot nobody else
00:22:50 #250 does and even the guy that's still what he's not me. It's just a tip on a horse.
00:23:00 #251 So you're playing the pony again well this is a hot one yeah they're always hot
00:23:04 #252 well not this is right from your feed box give you promise well all right.
00:23:09 #253 I'll tear it up.
00:23:18 #254 You hear about Lefty cutting down the payroll?
00:23:45 #255 He's letting several people go.
00:23:47 #256 No, gee, that's a shame.
00:23:50 #257 Of course you stay.
00:23:52 #258 Thanks to Skid.
00:23:54 #259 What's Skid got to do with it?
00:23:56 #260 Oh, nothing.
00:23:58 #261 Only he'll have to cut out some of his luxuries
00:24:01 #262 now that he's paying your way.
00:24:03 #263 What do you mean by that crack?
00:24:05 #264 Skid, if you don't believe me.
00:24:09 #265 Now, what are you trying to do?
00:24:11 #266 some more dirt. And say a quick kid kid. Why he just barred off me and ducked out
00:24:18 #267 for a couple of couple of he just left. Wrong class night wrong tonight before
00:24:26 #268 going to get drunk tonight again up and never get drunk no more. Five o'clock
00:25:14 #269 five o'clock. I can a guy up in the middle of the day would you believe
00:26:20 #270 for the matinee. I found out the name of that horse you were going to play. Yeah.
00:26:39 #271 They're for shock. I'm quitting the show.
00:26:46 #272 But you can't do that. I won't have you pay my salary. Well,
00:26:51 #273 look, but you see we're partners,
00:26:54 #274 ain't we? And we teamed up together and we're figuring on having our name in
00:26:59 #275 light someday. So what's the horror? If you were in my place, I know what
00:27:05 #276 YouTube. So I'm going to do the same thing.
00:27:07 #277 Hey, but Bonnie...
00:27:35 #278 Hey, Bonnie, I've been taking over what you said back at the hotel and...
00:27:39 #279 You really mean what you said about it, Will?
00:28:21 #280 It would be different if I hadn't figured...
00:28:26 #281 someday we'd get married.
00:28:28 #282 You know I'm crazy about it, as though you didn't know.
00:28:36 #283 Will you marry me tonight, huh, Will?
00:28:46 #284 You'll be getting the worst of it.
00:28:50 #285 I'll probably lead you a heck of a life.
00:28:54 #286 I love you, Pa. Honest of deal. What do you say?
00:29:01 #287 I'll take a chance.
00:29:09 #288 You wouldn't give me what you, lady?
00:29:14 #289 I would if I couldn't. I would if I could.
00:29:18 #290 Repeat these words after me.
00:29:32 #291 With this ring, I thee wed.
00:29:35 #292 And with all my worldly goods, I thee endow.
00:29:40 #293 With this ring, I thee, I thee wed.
00:29:47 #294 I see, with all my worldly good, I see endow.
00:29:55 #295 Endow.
00:29:56 #296 Worldly good.
00:29:57 #297 The monkey's flat broke.
00:30:01 #298 I hereby pronounce you man and wife.
00:30:04 #299 For better or for worse, till death do you part.
00:30:10 #300 Touch it.
00:30:11 #301 Oh, I don't know.
00:30:13 #302 I've seen better.
00:30:15 #303 You never had no sentiment in your system, gozo.
00:30:19 #304 May I extend my congratulations,
00:30:22 #305 and wish you a very happy existence.
00:30:25 #306 Glad that's over.
00:30:35 #307 Are you happy, hon?
00:30:41 #308 Yeah.
00:30:42 #309 Are you?
00:30:43 #310 Mm-hmm.
00:30:45 #311 I'm gonna try and make you happy always, honey.
00:30:49 #312 I am happy.
00:30:51 #313 If I ever give you any reason to think otherwise,
00:30:55 #314 Well, you holler.
00:30:58 #315 Well, it's all over, ain't it?
00:31:00 #316 Yes.
00:31:01 #317 It's a lovely ceremony, isn't it?
00:31:02 #318 Yeah, it is.
00:31:04 #319 I think it's so much nicer to be married by a real minister
00:31:08 #320 than a justice of the peace.
00:31:10 #321 Mr. Klergeman, there's the war tax.
00:31:22 #322 Thank you, Mr. Johnson.
00:31:23 #323 Well, I guess that's all.
00:31:24 #324 Come on.
00:31:25 #325 I guess we better be getting back to the hotel.
00:31:27 #326 Thank you so much, Mr. Cameron.
00:31:28 #327 Well, I'm one of the clan now left here.
00:31:29 #328 You'll find out, sir.
00:31:30 #329 Thanks.
00:31:31 #330 See you again sometime, sir.
00:31:33 #331 I just love weddings, don't you, Bozo?
00:31:35 #332 Yeah.
00:31:36 #333 I've seen some pretty good funerals, too.
00:31:39 #334 You feel, dearie. I've been through it.
00:31:47 #335 Mariner Guy in this business is some responsibility.
00:31:51 #336 You've got to be prepared for shots.
00:31:53 #337 Now on, Lifty, it's a straight and narrow for a little willing.
00:31:56 #338 Yeah. Yeah.
00:31:57 #339 You got the teeth, kid?
00:31:58 #340 Yeah. There it is.
00:31:59 #341 That's you and me from now on, honey.
00:32:01 #342 All star Johnson.
00:32:05 #343 There you are.
00:32:07 #344 Oh, wait. Wait, kid.
00:32:10 #345 Give her a few minutes alone.
00:32:12 #346 Sure. Don't you know that?
00:32:17 #347 I'll be with you in a minute, honey.
00:32:19 #348 Hey, I got a bottle of pre-war Scotch.
00:32:25 #349 I've been saving for just that tonight as this.
00:32:27 #350 Oh, well, drag it out, boy. You won't have it long.
00:32:29 #351 You can't do that.
00:32:36 #352 That's it. I've been married a good many years.
00:32:39 #353 And I'm on to you birds.
00:32:41 #354 Now, what I'm gonna say is...
00:32:42 #355 I don't want to fix up the marriage yet.
00:32:44 #356 You don't want to be fixed up.
00:32:46 #357 Just waiting to go to Bonnie.
00:32:49 #358 Boy, you went and gone and done it, huh?
00:32:52 #359 What do you know about that?
00:32:53 #360 Why, you dirty stay all night going and getting them married?
00:32:57 #361 Let me look at you.
00:32:58 #362 What have you here?
00:33:00 #363 Well, you've changed already.
00:33:02 #364 Hey, what is this?
00:33:03 #365 Grab all of these.
00:33:05 #366 What I want to tell you now that you're married is this. Yeah?
00:33:09 #367 How long have you been married? Me?
00:33:11 #368 I ain't never been married.
00:33:13 #369 Oh, pipe down.
00:33:15 #370 Imagine that mug, Apeen, about me.
00:33:18 #371 Well, may all your troubles...
00:34:03 #372 Give somebody best to the trooper to burlesque
00:34:06 #373 and the dog is like too good for any man.
00:34:08 #374 Much less huge.
00:34:09 #375 Yeah, I know.
00:34:17 #376 Hey, Sandow, let me try that, will ya? Want this? Yeah.
00:34:21 #377 Come on, boy.
00:34:23 #378 All right, ready?
00:34:24 #379 Come on, get an oldie.
00:34:26 #380 Yeah, that's it.
00:34:27 #381 Oh, boy, what a strong skin.
00:34:31 #382 The strongest part of you is your conversation.
00:34:33 #383 Hey, here's one.
00:34:34 #384 What?
00:34:35 #385 Do this. What?
00:34:37 #386 Come on, move over, maybe.
00:34:38 #387 What is it?
00:34:39 #388 20 years old, this one.
00:34:41 #389 What now?
00:34:43 #390 Dan, I'll pick that up without moving your heels.
00:34:45 #391 Here we go. No.
00:34:48 #392 It's a five.
00:34:48 #393 All right, do it.
00:34:49 #394 All right, Scott.
00:34:50 #395 That's it.
00:34:51 #396 Here we go.
00:34:52 #397 Oh, you're good.
00:34:53 #398 Good! Good!
00:34:55 #399 That's easy. I can do it.
00:34:57 #400 That's right. You do it. You do it.
00:35:00 #401 Do this one.
00:35:01 #402 All right, both of us. This must be good now.
00:35:04 #403 You want me to fall down?
00:35:10 #404 What size you said it was? It's 232.
00:35:16 #405 Why, right?
00:35:17 #406 Don't push me around. I'm good.
00:35:19 #407 Well, I got away from the gang, all right.
00:35:23 #408 I will win in just a minute.
00:35:25 #409 You know me, skin is a firm as a child.
00:35:28 #410 I can undress, slide it on a pole.
00:35:31 #411 Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
00:35:33 #412 I'm sorry, Bunny.
00:35:35 #413 Wait a minute, Lesson.
00:35:39 #414 I've got something important I want to talk to you about.
00:36:01 #415 I want to give you our two weeks notice.
00:36:06 #416 What?
00:36:07 #417 I'm putting our talk to you about it.
00:36:10 #418 I want to give you our two weeks notice.
00:36:12 #419 We're quitting the show.
00:36:13 #420 Quittin' the show?
00:36:14 #421 Me and skid. What?
00:36:16 #422 You can't do that, Bond.
00:36:18 #423 There wouldn't be any show without skid.
00:36:20 #424 Yeah, and there won't be no skid if you stick to this aspect
00:36:22 #425 much longer.
00:36:23 #426 Yeah, but you're just kidding.
00:36:24 #427 You took it a trooper to bow out in the middle of a season.
00:36:26 #428 I'm not thinkin' about myself.
00:36:28 #429 But Bond, for the love of... What?
00:36:30 #430 I'd have to close my show.
00:36:33 #431 Think of the other people.
00:36:34 #432 You can't do that.
00:36:38 #433 Well, we'll stay on one condition.
00:36:39 #434 What?
00:36:40 #435 You people have all got the promise to quit drinking with Skid.
00:36:45 #436 All right, Bon.
00:36:51 #437 Well, I can see where Skid is going to have a heck of a time
00:36:54 #438 from now on.
00:36:55 #439 I would have said that, Bobbie, let me.
00:36:58 #440 Say, don't you think I know that the only wise thing he ever
00:37:02 #441 did was marrying you tonight?
00:37:07 #442 I hope you're right, let me.
00:37:09 #443 You're his one chance, Bon.
00:37:11 #444 I'm for you.
00:37:14 #445 Thanks, Dr.
00:37:15 #446 Well, all Mr. Howe.
00:37:55 #447 Glad to see you again.
00:37:56 #448 Every time we play this town, I wonder if you're going
00:37:58 #449 to be out in front to see the show.
00:38:00 #450 Bought tickets for every performance this week.
00:38:03 #451 Give my best regards for Miss Bonnie, too.
00:38:07 #452 And sure like to meet her.
00:38:08 #453 Sure I will.
00:38:11 #454 You mean it?
00:38:12 #455 He's goofy about Bonnie.
00:38:14 #456 Every time we play this town, he's out in front
00:38:16 #457 every performance.
00:38:17 #458 Go on, Bimbo.
00:38:28 #459 Kill yourself.
00:38:33 #460 Every time you take one of those balls, it hurts my spine.
00:38:50 #461 Your cattle king's out front again.
00:38:52 #462 He bought a seat for every performance, just like he had for the last three years.
00:38:56 #463 You know, I think if I ever brought him back to meet you, he'd know there was a heaven.
00:39:00 #464 Oh, bring him back, Lefty. He's the only following I ever had.
00:39:03 #465 All right.
00:39:05 #466 Oh, uh, has Skid heard anything from New York yet?
00:39:08 #467 No. Why?
00:39:10 #468 Well, Zigfield's agent was in at the Mappin' A.
00:39:12 #469 Right after Skid's big number, he beat it across to the telegraph office.
00:39:16 #470 He's in again tonight.
00:39:18 #471 Are you trying to get a rise out of me, Lefty?
00:39:20 #472 No, honest.
00:39:22 #473 Let's get ever gets this big opportunity
00:39:24 #474 that you're always raving about.
00:39:25 #475 He's got you to thank for it. Me?
00:39:27 #476 Sure.
00:39:28 #477 And I hope he gets it.
00:39:30 #478 You're entitled to a break.
00:39:33 #479 You're a swell guy, let's see.
00:39:38 #480 I will now sing you a little ballade.
00:39:40 #481 It's titled...
00:39:43 #482 Oh well, what's the difference?
00:39:46 #483 It was written especially for me by
00:39:48 #484 Monsieur Nabouton-Cham-Cham-Cham-Cham-Cham-Coi.
00:39:52 #485 I'm not singing it in the native tongue.
00:39:53 #486 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:55 #487 Uh, is that the onions, Professor?
00:39:58 #488 Mm-hmm.
00:39:59 #489 There you are.
00:40:25 #490 Down in a pool room, some of the gang were talking of girls.
00:40:32 #491 They knew all the same.
00:40:40 #492 Said Joe, easy bird, said pal, ain't you heard?
00:40:52 #493 The story of truth.
00:40:55 #494 And get a near for the day.
00:41:14 #495 He stuck to him, but didn't know why.
00:41:25 #496 And he got a break.
00:42:22 #497 Forgot a break?
00:42:23 #498 Say it ain't lucky for you you're leaving tonight.
00:43:51 #499 I was hoping to take one good punch at you.
00:43:54 #500 Ain't too late. I still have a few minutes before train time.
00:43:58 #501 Oh, I don't want to mess up that scrawny frame of yours.
00:44:01 #502 Shock New York as it is.
00:44:04 #503 Well, mountainous, I'm planning to leave this show without staging a battle.
00:44:10 #504 But I don't take to that last crack of yours.
00:44:14 #505 No? Well, what are you going to do about it?
00:44:18 #506 I'm going to take one good socket you to see how soft you really are.
00:44:22 #507 Hey, wait a minute.
00:44:24 #508 Don't get excited.
00:44:28 #509 You better beat it, Gussie.
00:44:29 #510 You'll be late for the ferry number.
00:44:31 #511 What is it, an elephant ass?
00:44:34 #512 When I come back, I'm going to chase you
00:44:36 #513 until you find six new streets.
00:44:38 #514 What's going on in my dressing room?
00:44:43 #515 Skidding here.
00:44:46 #516 Oh, nothing.
00:44:47 #517 I was just saying goodbye to Gussie.
00:44:49 #518 Guess I'm in the wrong room.
00:44:54 #519 Before you go, I just want you to know that you didn't put anything over on me.
00:45:00 #520 You know what I mean.
00:45:02 #521 I will not stay and be insulted.
00:45:04 #522 You will stay and like it.
00:45:06 #523 I'm wise to get you to give him skin.
00:45:08 #524 Ever since we've been married, you've been trying to get him to drink, think,
00:45:11 #525 and maybe I get disgusted with him and you could have.
00:45:13 #526 That's a lie.
00:45:15 #527 You know I'm telling the truth.
00:45:17 #528 Adai?
00:45:20 #529 Don't you hit me?
00:45:23 #530 That's all. Now get out.
00:45:45 #531 Shooting crabs in the alley again, eh?
00:45:47 #532 Well, it ain't no use.
00:45:48 #533 You got no more carnal payday.
00:45:50 #534 You know everything, don't you?
00:45:52 #535 I come down here cause left to give me telegram for skid.
00:45:55 #536 I wonder who broke now.
00:45:56 #537 Maybe it's an accident.
00:45:58 #538 Maybe somebody's cast in.
00:46:00 #539 Stop cheering.
00:46:02 #540 No, I ain't never open skid man yet.
00:46:04 #541 He'll keep...
00:46:07 #542 Did you get hurt taking that last fall?
00:46:09 #543 That's all right.
00:46:10 #544 Well, if you don't care about yourself,
00:46:11 #545 at least think a little of me.
00:46:13 #546 I ain't craving to be pushing you around
00:46:14 #547 in a wheelchair the rest of my life.
00:46:16 #548 Oh, Bon, stop beefing. I'm all right.
00:46:18 #549 What's the yellow ticket?
00:46:20 #550 Another hearts and flowers, quite for help?
00:46:22 #551 Gee, I forgot. It's for you.
00:46:23 #552 Well, fine, you tear it up.
00:46:25 #553 You know, Don, will these things always set this back a few bucks?
00:46:30 #554 You... don't... I'm a... good guy.
00:46:39 #555 What's that?
00:46:44 #556 Read this and see if you see the same thing I do.
00:46:48 #557 We'll give you chance.
00:46:49 #558 Main comedy role.
00:46:51 #559 My new musical show.
00:46:53 #560 Sorry, 500 whiplins.
00:46:55 #561 You must be here to rehearse for a farce.
00:47:04 #562 Somebody's kidding me, I guess.
00:47:13 #563 Somebody's kidding me is why you ain't even mentioned, Bonnie.
00:47:16 #564 You bet I ain't mentioned.
00:47:18 #565 What's the idea of all this temperamental stuff, Bonnie?
00:47:21 #566 If this program ain't a fake, it's a chance you've been raven about, Hayden.
00:47:25 #567 Well, it's your chance, all right.
00:47:27 #568 Leave it at 30 little hip-hopists if all is girving over you.
00:47:30 #569 You mean Marco?
00:47:32 #570 Yes, Marco, Marco, Marco.
00:47:34 #571 Crazy.
00:47:37 #572 Crazy. What show with Mark on joint?
00:47:40 #573 What a...
00:47:42 #574 Gee, that's right. It's the same show, ain't it?
00:47:46 #575 That's a coincidence.
00:47:49 #576 Yeah, I'll say it is.
00:47:52 #577 Next time you will all these years trying to pound some sense into that bean of yours.
00:47:55 #578 Trying to get you somewhere.
00:47:57 #579 And for what? Just to shove you in the same show with that, Jane.
00:48:00 #580 That's the break, I guess.
00:48:02 #581 Well, you can stop blowing off steam and cool out, because I ain't going.
00:48:06 #582 Who said you weren't going?
00:48:08 #583 I said it and that settles it.
00:48:09 #584 Oh, it does, doesn't it?
00:48:11 #585 This is when it's what you say settles things.
00:48:13 #586 Well, I could be a big flop in a Broadway show.
00:48:16 #587 Yeah, that's the tip-off. You're scared.
00:48:18 #588 You ain't got the nerve.
00:48:20 #589 Well, I'm satisfied.
00:48:21 #590 I got me help. You can't have everything.
00:48:24 #591 Yeah, and you won't even have your help
00:48:25 #592 if you keep on playing these tank towns much longer.
00:48:28 #593 Oh, Bonnie, I want you to meet Mr. Howell.
00:48:39 #594 It's a privilege to meet you, Mr. King.
00:48:41 #595 Say that to the witness.
00:48:42 #596 Take this along with you and read it.
00:48:44 #597 You've got sixes and that kid get away.
00:48:46 #598 What's it all about?
00:48:47 #599 You find out when you read it now.
00:48:48 #600 Hurry up and come back.
00:49:01 #601 You sure must like Brilette, Mr. Howard.
00:49:03 #602 I'm going to enter you in a customer's contest.
00:49:05 #603 Your show's the only one I ever see.
00:49:08 #604 How's that?
00:49:09 #605 It's the only chance I have seeing you.
00:49:15 #606 Now you ain't going to start kidding me, are you, Mr. Howard?
00:49:18 #607 I wouldn't know how to do that.
00:49:21 #608 Howard's no way of playing.
00:49:23 #609 I'd follow your route in those theater papers.
00:49:27 #610 You do?
00:49:29 #611 It's funny to have somebody thinking about you that you don't know nothing about.
00:49:38 #612 Where do you live?
00:49:39 #613 Out in Wyoming.
00:49:40 #614 You got any family?
00:49:42 #615 Well, only my sister.
00:49:45 #616 Did you never marry?
00:49:46 #617 No.
00:49:48 #618 But I'm hoping awful hard I'm going to be.
00:50:05 #619 You are?
00:50:07 #620 Yeah.
00:50:08 #621 I'm dragging the old boy on chain around.
00:50:11 #622 Well, I'm sorry.
00:50:14 #623 I was getting ready to put my foot in it.
00:50:17 #624 I know you were.
00:50:18 #625 That's why I stopped you.
00:50:20 #626 You want me to think that you're a wild?
00:50:40 #627 No, I just want to show you something about marriage.
00:50:50 #628 I hate you.
00:50:52 #629 And if I know anything about men, you're as fine as they come.
00:50:56 #630 Without knowing a thing about me, you're willing to marry me.
00:51:01 #631 If I wasn't cool, I'd have mean something to me.
00:51:04 #632 But all I can think of is a goofy comic upstairs, sliding all over the stage.
00:51:09 #633 He's a stew and sometimes I think he doesn't give a dawn about me.
00:51:15 #634 He's all I can think of.
00:51:20 #635 And you know what I'm doing now?
00:51:23 #636 I'm using you to see if I can make him jealous when he comes in here.
00:51:28 #637 That's what marriage does to you.
00:51:30 #638 Maybe it's not marriage. Maybe it's love.
00:51:36 #639 Well, whatever it is, pray that it never hits you.
00:51:41 #640 I've got a feeling love don't have to be the way you say it is.
00:51:45 #641 Well, it's got to be that way with me.
00:51:48 #642 Because I've only loved one man.
00:51:51 #643 And I've got a hunch I'm never going to feel no other kind of love.
00:51:54 #644 Have you a drink?
00:51:58 #645 Thanks, I will.
00:52:00 #646 A little drink to you?
00:52:03 #647 Yeah, to me. The sack.
00:52:05 #648 This is my husband, Skid Johnson, Mr. Hall.
00:52:19 #649 Hi, Mr. Hall.
00:52:21 #650 Glad to meet you.
00:52:23 #651 Mr. Howell, the man that's been sitting out front every performance for the last three years.
00:52:27 #652 Yes, I know. What was it, a sentence?
00:52:31 #653 No, no, I just found something I like.
00:52:36 #654 And I stuck to it.
00:52:38 #655 Well?
00:52:41 #656 That ain't a bad idea, Dutch.
00:52:44 #657 Well, I guess I'll be going.
00:52:47 #658 It's been a, oh, it's been a treat to meet you, folks.
00:52:53 #659 Good night.
00:52:57 #660 Good night, Mr. Howell.
00:52:58 #661 You're all fine, Peter Belloni.
00:53:09 #662 Are you going to start again?
00:53:11 #663 Well, what is it now?
00:53:13 #664 Well, you're so wrapped up in that mark, O'Dayne,
00:53:15 #665 they can't even see what your own wife's doing.
00:53:17 #666 Come on, I'll bite.
00:53:19 #667 What are you doing?
00:53:20 #668 I'm supposed to don't mean a thing to you,
00:53:23 #669 to find your wife like this, drinkin' with a strange man,
00:53:26 #670 does it?
00:53:27 #671 Well, as far as that goes, Bond,
00:53:28 #672 I seen you more undressed than that on the stage,
00:53:31 #673 and drinkin' with a strange man ain't gonna hurt ya,
00:53:34 #674 unless the hooch is bad.
00:53:36 #675 Oh.
00:53:39 #676 But I can't do that dance.
00:53:41 #677 Don't do that number.
00:53:42 #678 By the time you got wise to yourself.
00:53:47 #679 That's right.
00:53:48 #680 Ride me.
00:53:50 #681 Well, you don't care what I do.
00:53:52 #682 Look here, kid.
00:53:57 #683 I think you've always got sense enough to take care of yourself.
00:54:01 #684 And that's a down-site more than I ever had.
00:54:04 #685 Where would I get off finding fault with you?
00:54:08 #686 Come on, boys.
00:54:13 #687 Snap it up.
00:54:14 #688 Get that makeup on.
00:54:15 #689 You've got just 20 minutes to get out of the theater.
00:54:17 #690 You're fired.
00:54:19 #691 Am I going nuts? What is this?
00:54:21 #692 Well, you poor student.
00:54:22 #693 The only way I can let you off is to fire you.
00:54:24 #694 Now you've just got time to make that New York train.
00:54:26 #695 Oh, that's...
00:54:28 #696 Say, maybe there's something wrong with that whoo-ch after all.
00:54:32 #697 I'll never forget you for this, Leslie.
00:54:33 #698 That's all right, kid. It's all for the sake of art.
00:54:36 #699 There's two ways to take that crack.
00:54:45 #700 You know, Bon, this is all a lot of hooey.
00:54:48 #701 I can't go away without you.
00:54:50 #702 you use your feet left to can afford to let both of us go
00:54:54 #703 the side if they don't treat you right I've still got my job maybe you're right
00:55:00 #704 right to me often kid I'll be off alone soon without you I'll be an awful set
00:55:11 #705 without you bunny maybe the show be a big flop night and come back soon you can
00:55:19 #706 come back you're fired never taught it that that ain't so good
00:55:24 #707 Oh, forget it, honey. It sinkers now.
00:55:27 #708 I don't like the way you say sink.
00:55:30 #709 Well, honey, like the way I say swim.
00:55:37 #710 Well, here's our bankroll, kid.
00:55:41 #711 I can't take that. We saved it together.
00:55:44 #712 It's yours as much as mine.
00:55:46 #713 Well, I don't need it, honey. You take it.
00:55:48 #714 I don't want you to be short in a big town.
00:55:50 #715 All right, kid.
00:55:52 #716 I'm always going to keep this bootle bag.
00:55:55 #717 It was the first one we ever had, wasn't it?
00:55:58 #718 Yeah, and we had it a long time before we had anything to put in it, too, didn't we?
00:56:08 #719 How'd be a fine-looking sap landed in New York without a clean shirt?
00:56:14 #720 Don't think I'm doing a trap-pack.
00:56:17 #721 Don't think I'm scared, darling, because I ain't.
00:56:20 #722 But I wish I wasn't going.
00:56:22 #723 I have a feeling we're making a mistake.
00:56:25 #724 Hey, this is a day I've been dreaming of for four years.
00:56:28 #725 My skin's day.
00:56:30 #726 Boy, you're going to New York and you're gonna knock them cold.
00:56:34 #727 They're going to see my skin.
00:56:36 #728 Boy, they ain't seen nothing yet.
00:56:46 #729 I guess that's all.
00:56:48 #730 I don't know how to say goodbye, darling.
00:56:53 #731 I ain't never said goodbye to you.
00:56:56 #732 I miss you, dear.
00:57:03 #733 I love you, dear.
00:57:06 #734 I miss you.
00:57:10 #735 I'm lost already without you, Bonnie.
00:57:13 #736 I'm not skinning that.
00:57:17 #737 I'm doing like you do with me.
00:57:18 #738 Oh, you're not.
00:57:19 #739 You're not.
00:57:25 #740 Bye, Bart. I'll light you.
00:57:28 #741 And I'll worry you too.
00:57:29 #742 Bye, Tim. Bye, Tim.
00:57:31 #743 It's fine, everybody.
00:57:44 #744 If I were a man, if I were a man
00:59:58 #745 In the minuet, old-fashioned days
01:00:19 #746 Like a violin
01:00:23 #747 Was so sweet, but a beauty
01:00:29 #748 That they all adored
01:00:37 #749 In spite of the wind and snow
01:00:49 #750 Was that new trot
01:00:53 #751 He trot down where the vodka flows
01:00:57 #752 There's a quaint appeal
01:00:59 #753 It's not a real thing.
01:01:01 #754 They go for a ride.
01:01:03 #755 That's why Irish eyes are noted.
01:01:09 #756 For their smile.
01:01:11 #757 This could never be.
01:01:14 #758 A really up to date review.
01:01:18 #759 If you didn't see.
01:01:21 #760 A glimpse of what the Hindus do.
01:01:25 #761 Look at this, and oh boy.
01:01:29 #762 If you were a dull boy,
01:01:33 #763 you are so colorful if a jerry,
01:01:36 #764 and the doll is there,
01:01:39 #765 if you like a dish.
01:01:42 #766 That has a lot of pollen days,
01:01:46 #767 is a dainty dish,
01:01:49 #768 that any kind of chef will praise.
01:01:53 #769 But if you prefer your shredded wheat,
01:01:57 #770 seasoned with a ukulele beat.
01:02:01 #771 Here is something sweet in all ladies of the dance.
01:02:12 #772 Wherever you may chance to be, signify romance.
01:02:19 #773 And glorify your melody.
01:02:23 #774 But if you are out to make hay hay,
01:02:26 #775 and you want to shout hip hip hooray,
01:02:30 #776 This is how it's done in the new...
01:02:34 #777 I've a new one for you.
01:02:48 #778 No, it isn't a drink.
01:02:50 #779 Not at all what you think.
01:02:53 #780 When you're sick of the pace that kills.
01:02:55 #781 When while parties bore you.
01:02:57 #782 Here's a way to proceed.
01:03:00 #783 Look and follow my lead.
01:03:01 #784 Oh, snappily wobble and wiggle.
01:03:04 #785 Happily hobble and hop.
01:03:06 #786 And begin to do that flippity flop.
01:03:11 #787 I'm worried we'll leave you forever.
01:03:13 #788 Trouble is we'll stop when you're going to that place.
01:03:18 #789 It ain't flat.
01:03:19 #790 Give a hold and hold the air.
01:03:21 #791 And hold the camera.
01:03:22 #792 There's nothing to you.
01:03:23 #793 Who goes to the road?
01:03:25 #794 Reckon that's her way and let your muscles away.
01:03:28 #795 Give them a break.
01:03:29 #796 Try and get hotter and hotter.
01:03:31 #797 What if it's hotter and hotter?
01:03:33 #798 Bites again and...
01:08:34 #799 I want you to meet Miss Meredith.
01:08:35 #800 This is Skid Johnson.
01:08:36 #801 Listen, your performance is marvelous.
01:08:41 #802 You were so funny. Thank you.
01:08:43 #803 He wasn't funny.
01:08:44 #804 It's just his gorgeous personality.
01:08:46 #805 You were grand tonight, honey.
01:08:49 #806 Really, I'm proud of laughing at you, Mr. Johnson.
01:08:52 #807 Hurry up, kid.
01:08:53 #808 You're going out in society tonight.
01:08:55 #809 I'm glad you folks think I got by all right. Got by?
01:08:58 #810 You're a star.
01:08:59 #811 Oh, you won't Broadway. Yeah.
01:09:01 #812 I got your batten roll up and that plant dropped.
01:09:05 #813 Are you heard from Skid yet?
01:10:18 #814 He's got a few more pieces of stuff back there.
01:10:21 #815 You haven't heard from him since he left, have you?
01:10:24 #816 No.
01:10:26 #817 Are you done a while?
01:10:28 #818 What's the use?
01:10:30 #819 When I wrote him about the heavy affair, I heard he was having a demarc,
01:10:33 #820 but we didn't answer.
01:10:35 #821 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:10:37 #822 I'm sorry.
01:10:38 #823 I heard he was having a mockery.
01:10:39 #824 We didn't answer.
01:10:41 #825 But I wrote him to give up the day
01:10:42 #826 and write file the old papers.
01:10:44 #827 But he didn't answer that either.
01:10:47 #828 A dirty tramp.
01:10:49 #829 He must know our show's closing.
01:10:51 #830 Well, I guess, Lefty, he figures he can struggle
01:10:54 #831 along without me.
01:10:56 #832 Are you going to look him up in New York?
01:11:00 #833 Yeah.
01:11:01 #834 I'm going to give him one last chance.
01:11:07 #835 Bye, Lefty.
01:11:08 #836 the long bond. Coming down. To pay the
01:11:12 #837 payment. Hello I mean I could say
01:11:17 #838 this is John. I read about the show float
01:11:20 #839 and then being nearby I thought maybe you were trying to find out I ran down to see
01:11:22 #840 you. May I carry you to the. Way going
01:11:29 #841 New York when I'm figuring out being there next week may I call on you.
01:11:33 #842 You're going to be like. Oh I'll bet you on that hangover glad this one's
01:12:04 #843 Well, I gave a performance, didn't I?
01:12:06 #844 You did, but some of your falls were a surprise, even to yourself, baby.
01:12:10 #845 As long as the audience laugh, I'll get by. I'll get by.
01:12:14 #846 Bye for you, Mr. Johnson.
01:12:15 #847 I bet it's another heart's and flowers cry for help.
01:12:18 #848 Come on, kid, we're late.
01:12:20 #849 Oh, watch your hurry.
01:12:22 #850 We're making a movie.
01:12:23 #851 We've got the whole night for you.
01:12:33 #852 What do you want to see, miss?
01:12:55 #853 Mr. Skid Johnson, please.
01:12:56 #854 He ain't here.
01:12:57 #855 Oh, would you happen to know where he went?
01:13:01 #856 I'm not your guardian angel.
01:13:03 #857 I'm Mrs. Johnson.
01:13:05 #858 Oh, I think you're part of Mrs. Johnson.
01:13:07 #859 Do you know if he got a telegram this evening?
01:13:10 #860 Yes, he got one.
01:13:12 #861 You'll probably find him at Tony.
01:13:15 #862 Where's that?
01:13:17 #863 Uh, 63 West 49.
01:13:19 #864 Oh, thank you.
01:13:21 #865 Welcome.
01:13:57 #866 What's the name, please?
01:14:10 #867 Mrs. Johnson.
01:14:12 #868 Mrs. Skid Johnson.
01:14:19 #869 So you're Mrs. Skid Johnson?
01:14:21 #870 Yeah. I'm on the scene, Mr. Johnson.
01:14:27 #871 Come in a minute.
01:16:42 #872 It all has been.
01:16:44 #873 It's about time.
01:16:51 #874 I tell you, Bonnie, girls like I shouldn't get mixed up with nice people. They're too rough.
01:19:34 #875 Boy!
01:19:37 #876 Who's the cuckoo?
01:19:39 #877 Harvey Howell.
01:19:40 #878 Little boy who a town makes?
01:19:42 #879 Is he here?
01:19:43 #880 Yes. We're leaving for the west tomorrow.
01:19:45 #881 Oh, boy, you're a lucky girl.
01:19:47 #882 And what a man he is.
01:19:50 #883 You read about him, but I always thought you had to die or something before you met one.
01:19:54 #884 Well, what's the matter?
01:19:56 #885 What's the matter?
01:19:57 #886 I can't help feeling that Harvey's getting the worst of it.
01:20:01 #887 You'd rather die than give a guy like that the worst of it.
01:20:04 #888 You know what's the matter with you, Bond?
01:20:06 #889 You're still crazy about Skid.
01:20:10 #890 Well, maybe I am, but I'm going to forget it.
01:20:14 #891 I never knew where I was at with Skid.
01:20:16 #892 Never a day's peace for four years.
01:20:20 #893 But I got to say I was happy with him.
01:20:23 #894 But I made up my mind I wasn't going to be a mug all my life.
01:20:27 #895 I found someone who was worried about me.
01:20:31 #896 You found him, didn't you?
01:20:34 #897 Say, did he have a brother?
01:20:35 #898 I'd love to get out of this business and live in the West.
01:20:38 #899 Harvey said he was very excited.
01:20:41 #900 You can ride all day and never see a soul.
01:20:44 #901 But come on out, Miss Gussie.
01:20:46 #902 I'll give you a swell horse.
01:20:48 #903 Next winter, I'll have to eat the horse.
01:20:58 #904 But I do.
01:20:59 #905 The same thing he'd done to you.
01:21:01 #906 Hang up.
01:21:02 #907 I couldn't do that.
01:21:06 #908 Send him up, girlie.
01:21:07 #909 Of course, what you do is nobody's business.
01:21:14 #910 You may get a big kick out of wiping his nose
01:21:16 #911 and buttoning up his little panties,
01:21:18 #912 but I don't see where it gets anywhere.
01:21:20 #913 Skid will always be what he is.
01:21:22 #914 You're all wrong about Skid.
01:21:24 #915 Everybody's wrong about him.
01:21:26 #916 I'm the only one that understands him.
01:21:27 #917 All right, dearie, have it your own way.
01:21:31 #918 There's your hope for now.
01:21:36 #919 Sounds like he brung the whole troupe with him.
01:21:40 #920 I want to see him alone.
01:21:49 #921 Oh, hello, kid.
01:21:52 #922 Oh, boys, meet the wife and don't laugh.
01:21:55 #923 Buddy!
01:21:56 #924 Hey, boy, bring up a flurvy white rock and some ice.
01:21:59 #925 Yeah, and a half a dozen glasses.
01:22:02 #926 Gee, Bond, you're looking great.
01:22:04 #927 Meet me friend Jerry Evans.
01:22:06 #928 He likes songs for me.
01:22:08 #929 Please, Amisha.
01:22:09 #930 Step right in, boys, make yourself at home.
01:22:11 #931 Well, it ain't good.
01:22:13 #932 Hi, kid.
01:22:14 #933 Fine, kid.
01:22:15 #934 Hello, Lepsey.
01:22:16 #935 How did you aint brought young panoraski?
01:22:18 #936 Gee, Gus, it's great to see you.
01:22:20 #937 Give us a little kiss.
01:22:21 #938 Sure.
01:22:22 #939 How long has this been going on?
01:22:23 #940 Oh, I knew Jerry when he wore three colored pens.
01:22:26 #941 Hey, Jerry.
01:22:27 #942 Come on, Jerry, play something.
01:22:29 #943 Well, kid, how long have you been in town?
01:22:32 #944 A week.
01:22:33 #945 Have I got small blocks or something?
01:22:36 #946 I don't know.
01:22:36 #947 Have you?
01:22:37 #948 Gee, could you let me know you was here?
01:22:41 #949 Let me have a good look at you.
01:22:44 #950 Well, how are you? How are you?
01:22:47 #951 In the pink.
01:22:48 #952 Yeah, if your nose gets any pinker,
01:22:50 #953 You look like a surprise.
01:22:53 #954 I suppose you couldn't come alone.
01:22:55 #955 Are you afraid I'd do to you?
01:22:56 #956 You wouldn't want me to shake these guys, would you?
01:22:59 #957 They've been with me all night.
01:23:01 #958 I suppose you're king of the nightclub now.
01:23:03 #959 Ah, Von, stop riding me.
01:23:07 #960 Eh, you've been crying.
01:23:10 #961 No, I haven't.
01:23:11 #962 You can't fool me. I've seen you cry too often.
01:23:16 #963 What's the matter? Ain't the new guy treating you right?
01:23:19 #964 What business is that of yours?
01:23:21 #965 Sure, I suppose what happens to you is none of my business.
01:23:24 #966 I suppose I'm gonna forget you're the only girl in the world I ever give a dime about.
01:23:29 #967 Yeah, me and how many others.
01:23:31 #968 I got tired of being a mob scene.
01:23:33 #969 How about that Marko day? Or a chic cold turkey?
01:23:37 #970 Gee, it's just like old times.
01:23:40 #971 Well, I got your little love note.
01:23:49 #972 Why ain't squawking?
01:23:51 #973 I want you to know, Bunny, I'm sorry.
01:23:55 #974 Well, there's a little boy with a white rock.
01:24:00 #975 That old boy.
01:24:02 #976 Put it right down there.
01:24:04 #977 That's all right.
01:24:06 #978 Keep the change.
01:24:08 #979 That's all right.
01:24:10 #980 My number is 86.
01:24:12 #981 Goodbye.
01:24:14 #982 Oh, oh, here's me sunshine.
01:24:17 #983 Come on, let's all think about it.
01:24:20 #984 The best little girl that ever preached the husband's clothes forever.
01:24:24 #985 Here's the bar.
01:24:25 #986 Yeah, I suppose even an alley cat thinks no.
01:24:28 #987 Stop crackin' at each other and have some fun.
01:24:31 #988 I didn't start it.
01:24:33 #989 I know you didn't. It was all my fault.
01:24:36 #990 I was only kiddin'.
01:24:38 #991 You never could stand bein' kidded. I oughta know better.
01:24:42 #992 Say, Bob, when are you gonna marry that big wreck of fresh air from Wyoming?
01:24:47 #993 I can't get married until I get my final decree next month.
01:24:50 #994 Well, what are you going to do to land?
01:24:53 #995 Going out on this ranch to live with him and his sister.
01:24:56 #996 His sister?
01:24:57 #997 That'll be nice.
01:24:59 #998 I know those names.
01:25:00 #999 They wanted all the inside dirt of show business.
01:25:03 #1000 She'd probably ask if Claude Erlinger was ever really married.
01:25:07 #1001 Well, what's the difference as long as they love each other?
01:25:10 #1002 Oh, anybody.
01:25:12 #1003 All people have to do is just love each other
01:25:16 #1004 and get a little sleep.
01:25:18 #1005 Boy, I'm sick.
01:25:20 #1006 Listen, Skid, I want to talk to you.
01:25:24 #1007 What is it?
01:25:26 #1008 Come on, Skid, there.
01:25:28 #1009 Yes, sir.
01:25:30 #1010 He's sad, he's sad, he's sad,
01:25:32 #1011 he's sad on the Apple Shores, man.
01:25:35 #1012 He's sad.
01:25:37 #1013 He's sad for Columbia, man.
01:25:41 #1014 Boy, it's like old times.
01:25:58 #1015 Ain't none those high-priced jeans can dance like Bonnie.
01:26:01 #1016 You wouldn't get me, would you, Mr.
01:26:03 #1017 I would if I could, lady. I would if I could.
01:26:06 #1018 Hey, Bond, do you remember the first night we spent together in show business?
01:26:12 #1019 Do I? Do you? It was cold. We had to sleep sitting up.
01:26:16 #1020 Yeah. Like gobbled the only sandwich.
01:26:22 #1021 Hey, Jerry. Jerry, do you know Rosie O'Grady?
01:26:25 #1022 The one at a wall.
01:26:29 #1023 Hey, you remember the old routine.
01:26:47 #1024 Do you remember the zoo?
01:26:49 #1025 You remember the games.
01:26:52 #1026 Do you like the zoo?
01:26:53 #1027 I love the zoo.
01:26:54 #1028 Do you like the lion?
01:26:55 #1029 Oh, I love the lions.
01:26:56 #1030 And the tigers.
01:26:57 #1031 I love the tigers.
01:26:59 #1032 And the elephant titans.
01:27:00 #1033 Yeah.
01:27:01 #1034 And the rhinosurroses.
01:27:02 #1035 What are we talking about?
01:27:04 #1036 A zoo or a hospital?
01:27:06 #1037 The zoo is silly.
01:27:07 #1038 Don't you love the dangaroos?
01:27:09 #1039 I never seen any dangaroos.
01:27:11 #1040 Why, the zoos are full of them.
01:27:13 #1041 You see, the signs all over.
01:27:15 #1042 Dangaroos?
01:27:16 #1043 Don't you mean kangaroos?
01:27:18 #1044 Dangaroos.
01:27:19 #1045 Hottiest spellet.
01:27:21 #1046 D-A-M-G-E-R-O-U-S.
01:27:26 #1047 I don't dangerous.
01:27:28 #1048 Sure, you want to step by him.
01:27:30 #1049 I always thought that meant dangerous.
01:27:33 #1050 We live and learn, ladies. We live and learn.
01:27:36 #1051 Hey!
01:27:38 #1052 Well, how do you like the two kids from the West?
01:27:42 #1053 Great.
01:27:43 #1054 We need to dance.
01:27:50 #1055 Where's she going?
01:27:52 #1056 What's the matter with her?
01:27:53 #1057 Let her alone. She'll be all right in a minute.
01:27:55 #1058 Well, I didn't do nothing, did I?
01:27:57 #1059 What could be dumber than a calming room?
01:28:04 #1060 Hey, Bonnie.
01:28:05 #1061 Bonnie, come on out, will you?
01:28:11 #1062 What's the matter?
01:28:12 #1063 Oh, nothing.
01:28:14 #1064 I used to love that old number, that's all. Say it.
01:28:16 #1065 Yes.
01:28:17 #1066 Say something different, Jack.
01:28:22 #1067 Something hot.
01:28:23 #1068 I hope I didn't stop your music.
01:28:59 #1069 Won't you go on?
01:29:01 #1070 I'd be delighted.
01:29:02 #1071 What would you like?
01:29:03 #1072 Well, I don't know any of the new songs.
01:29:06 #1073 My favorites are all old like in the gloaming.
01:29:11 #1074 Bunny sing that for me, will you?
01:29:15 #1075 Come on, sing it, Bunny.
01:29:18 #1076 Yeah, sing it, Bunny.
01:29:20 #1077 I bet it's great.
01:29:22 #1078 That's beautiful, Bunny.
01:30:48 #1079 Nice and gay.
01:30:52 #1080 Why don't we celebrate in any way?
01:30:54 #1081 A wedding or a funeral?
01:30:56 #1082 Shouldn't we be toasting to Bryden?
01:30:58 #1083 Singin' gay ditties with the groom?
01:31:00 #1084 Well, I wouldn't have spoken about it if you hadn't, Mr.
01:31:04 #1085 Under the circumstances, I don't want to dwell on my good fortune.
01:31:09 #1086 Except to assure you that it'll be my aim to make life happy for Bonnie.
01:31:16 #1087 And I'm sure that you'll be in her husband will be glad to know that.
01:31:21 #1088 Sure, I'll be glad to know it.
01:31:24 #1089 Why shouldn't I be glad to know that Bonnie's gonna get along all right without me?
01:31:28 #1090 But what I'm saying is, why can't we be gay about it?
01:31:32 #1091 And why can't we have the wedding march played with pepper and ginger?
01:31:35 #1092 And why can't I be given the bride away?
01:31:37 #1093 You had a better right to give the bride away.
01:31:40 #1094 It shows there's no hard feelings.
01:31:42 #1095 Why do people get sore and crab when they lose out in marriage?
01:31:45 #1096 Why don't they join in the festivities?
01:31:47 #1097 Come on, Jerry, play the wedding march and play it fast.
01:31:50 #1098 Jerry!
01:31:51 #1099 It's a dance and wedding.
01:31:52 #1100 And here comes the minister.
01:31:54 #1101 And here comes the bride.
01:32:02 #1102 Here comes the groom.
01:32:04 #1103 Here, take this man.
01:32:09 #1104 I do, I do, I do.
01:32:11 #1105 Take this gal.
01:32:12 #1106 Here, take this gal.
01:32:13 #1107 I do, I do, I do.
01:32:15 #1108 To love and obey.
01:32:16 #1109 We do, we do, we do.
01:32:18 #1110 Till death do you part, till death do you part.
01:32:20 #1111 We do, we do, we do.
01:32:22 #1112 I'm an all-pronounce you man and wife.
01:32:24 #1113 Man and wife, man and wife.
01:32:26 #1114 Come on, sing, everybody.
01:32:28 #1115 Here comes the bride.
01:32:31 #1116 Here comes the guy.
01:32:33 #1117 Come on, Mr. Bride. You better go.
01:32:39 #1118 I'm going, Mr. I'm going.
01:32:41 #1119 Goodbye, buddy.
01:32:42 #1120 Away from me.
01:33:17 #1121 Now listen to me, dear. The show's on.
01:33:21 #1122 There we go. Away from me.
01:33:23 #1123 Mm-hmm.
01:33:27 #1124 So any better?
01:34:31 #1125 How'd it what go?
01:34:32 #1126 Rehearsal, you fathead.
01:34:34 #1127 Get wise yourself, Lester. You can't put over a show without comedians.
01:34:37 #1128 Well, ain't I got comedians?
01:34:39 #1129 I don't know, have you?
01:34:44 #1130 Don't any wisecracks. Get out.
01:34:46 #1131 Who is it?
01:34:55 #1132 A friend of yours.
01:34:57 #1133 Cost me another touch.
01:35:00 #1134 Well, wait a minute.
01:35:03 #1135 Send him in.
01:35:41 #1136 Here's 20 bucks.
01:35:43 #1137 If you think you can keep sober, go and get yourself a room.
01:35:47 #1138 Take a bath and be at rehearsal at Brian Hall
01:35:49 #1139 at 9 o'clock in the morning.
01:35:52 #1140 And remember, no booze.
01:35:56 #1141 This is Friday, the 13th.
01:36:00 #1142 We open a week from Monday in Paterson.
01:36:03 #1143 So pull yourself together and think up some new stuff.
01:36:18 #1144 And remember, I'm counting on you.
01:36:21 #1145 You know me lefty here. I know the fireman's child. We were riding so far. I told you it's going to be a long ways back. Have a nice ride.
01:36:39 #1146 Bonnie did. She's just crazy about horses. Crazy over horses, horses, horses. The horseback riding something you've got to cultivate. Yeah.
01:36:51 #1147 Oh, well, here's a telegram came for you, Bonnie.
01:36:56 #1148 I have to go, Harvey.
01:36:58 #1149 For let's do things.
01:37:42 #1150 I'm sure you do, honey.
01:37:44 #1151 Loosen up and show some pep.
01:37:46 #1152 Be a wow.
01:37:47 #1153 See, unbutton your ears and listen, will ya?
01:38:32 #1154 I'm talking to you.
01:38:33 #1155 Now, roll your eyes when you do them twists.
01:38:35 #1156 Make the boys out front think it's real.
01:38:37 #1157 And smile.
01:38:39 #1158 Smile!
01:38:40 #1159 Well, the movie is the way we fake this vamp stuff.
01:38:43 #1160 Yeah, all you have to do is roll your eyes at the ears.
01:38:46 #1161 All you have to do is roll your eyes at these yokels and they take it poissnall.
01:38:50 #1162 Poor goose man.
01:38:52 #1163 All right, all right, cut out the gap and now we'll try it again.
01:38:54 #1164 All right.
01:38:56 #1165 All right, that's all right. That's much better.
01:39:16 #1166 Why didn't you do it that way in the first place?
01:39:18 #1167 All right girls, you can all go home.
01:39:19 #1168 We'll be back at seven o'clock now.
01:39:21 #1169 Don't forget this is opening night.
01:39:34 #1170 Well, did you find them?
01:39:35 #1171 Yes.
01:39:36 #1172 Where is he?
01:39:37 #1173 Well, that's the sad news.
01:39:39 #1174 I get him to the ferry and I'm buying the tickets
01:39:41 #1175 and when I turn around he's gone.
01:39:42 #1176 You dumb-bell, you want two days for a guy
01:39:45 #1177 When you get him, you run away from him.
01:39:47 #1178 There's no way for him to open it.
01:39:49 #1179 This was a boy last time.
01:39:50 #1180 He's a man.
01:39:52 #1181 You're a man.
01:39:54 #1182 If you were a man, you'd have to open the show tonight.
01:39:57 #1183 I'll run like a nice girl.
01:39:59 #1184 I won't need you in the show until 7 o'clock.
01:40:01 #1185 You won't need us then.
01:40:03 #1186 The show will never open.
01:40:07 #1187 Say, he's always...
01:40:09 #1188 He's always a little bit shy.
01:40:11 #1189 I don't know.
01:40:12 #1190 What are we going to do?
01:40:13 #1191 I've got plans, Jimmy.
01:40:16 #1192 I got a headache. So beat it.
01:40:20 #1193 Why, Ferman! Hello, Jimmy.
01:40:22 #1194 Hey, Bond! Gee, it's great to see you.
01:40:24 #1195 How are you, Lefty?
01:40:25 #1196 Oh, am I? It's just another world, that's all.
01:40:30 #1197 Well, what's it all about?
01:40:33 #1198 Skit, I can't handle him, Bond.
01:40:36 #1199 And being a big, brave guy, well, I wired for you to come and help me.
01:40:43 #1200 Well, I'll do what I can, Lefty.
01:40:46 #1201 I'm even right now, no matter what happens to this show.
01:40:51 #1202 How long can you stay?
01:40:53 #1203 Just until the kid gets on his feet.
01:40:57 #1204 Then I've got to join Harvey in Chicago.
01:41:00 #1205 We're going to be married there.
01:41:02 #1206 Hi, L.F.D.
01:41:05 #1207 Am I early?
01:41:07 #1208 Yeah.
01:41:10 #1209 But tomorrow you are.
01:41:13 #1210 I've been waiting on the ferry for that guy Jimmy.
01:41:16 #1211 He ever showed.
01:41:18 #1212 You ever showed?
01:41:25 #1213 Who's that?
01:41:31 #1214 Am I seeing things?
01:41:33 #1215 Don't tell her.
01:41:48 #1216 You see her lefty?
01:41:49 #1217 Why, sure I see her.
01:41:51 #1218 Don't kid me.
01:41:52 #1219 I haven't seen things lately.
01:41:54 #1220 Hello, dear.
01:42:10 #1221 Barley, hi, kid.
01:42:23 #1222 Let me have a good look at you.
01:42:25 #1223 Hey, you've been crying.
01:42:28 #1224 No, I haven't.
01:42:29 #1225 Hey, you can't fool me.
01:42:31 #1226 I see you cry too often.
01:42:34 #1227 Why are you doing in this dump?
01:42:36 #1228 You can't get a...
01:42:39 #1229 I'm on.
01:42:41 #1230 Why is Mr. Lefty?
01:42:43 #1231 Mr. Lefty the fox.
01:42:45 #1232 To get his rotten show open, he called you out of the grave.
01:42:49 #1233 It wasn't exactly the grave, Skip.
01:42:51 #1234 Well, don't waste another minute around here, honey.
01:42:55 #1235 I'll open, all right?
01:42:57 #1236 Nobody has to worry about me.
01:42:59 #1237 He'll owe me skin defilement, child.
01:43:03 #1238 I'm always there.
01:43:05 #1239 Sure, y'all.
01:43:06 #1240 Come on to your dressing room, dear.
01:43:12 #1241 Are you ashamed of me, Bonnie?
01:43:14 #1242 No.
01:43:16 #1243 I'm in an awful saffron.
01:43:18 #1244 Don't ride me with your Bonnie.
01:43:20 #1245 Don't ride me.
01:43:21 #1246 I won't.
01:43:22 #1247 That's right, honey.
01:43:24 #1248 I've listened to so many lectures,
01:43:26 #1249 I carry me own slides.
01:47:42 #1250 But how?
01:47:43 #1251 I don't know, but I'll get me some more.
01:47:51 #1252 Stop here.
01:48:11 #1253 You be all right, honey.
01:48:17 #1254 Cold.
01:48:19 #1255 You be all right, honey.
01:48:20 #1256 You all right, honey? You'll be all right.
01:48:51 #1257 Yeah, but I wouldn't bet no dough that he gets through the show.
01:49:04 #1258 What are we going to do when he comes to the slide?
01:49:06 #1259 He'll never make it. He's got to make it.
01:49:13 #1260 But in case he don't, you better get Bozo ready to go out on his place.
01:49:19 #1261 I never thought he'd get through that one.
01:49:20 #1262 If he gets through the next number, he may be all right.
01:49:24 #1263 Donnie, keep dead.