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Transcript: The Plumber

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00:00:06 #1 Oh, it's so hot. Oh no, my faucet won't work. What am I going to do?

00:00:13 #2 I wonder who that could be. Oh hey big boy. Did somebody call for a plumber? Oh you bet I did.

00:00:24 #3 My pipes are all clogged. Yeah it's okay. I brought my industrial strength snake.

00:00:30 #4 I bet you know how to use that industrial strength snake.

00:00:34 #5 Never had any complaints.

00:00:36 #6 That's what I'd like to hear.

00:00:38 #7 So this is where you're going to need to work it.

00:00:42 #8 This is where you need my help?

00:00:43 #9 Yeah, this is where the problem is.

00:00:46 #10 Well, let's have a look.

00:00:48 #11 Okay, let's.

00:00:49 #12 This might take a little while.

00:00:51 #13 Oh my.

00:00:54 #14 Let's see.

00:00:56 #15 There's just a loose connection.

00:00:57 #16 Oh, yeah?

00:00:58 #17 Yeah.

00:00:59 #18 Oh, there we go.

00:01:00 #19 Perfect.

00:01:01 #20 Oh, it's all done.

00:01:03 #21 It didn't take as long as I thought.

00:01:04 #22 No, are you sure it works?

00:01:07 #23 Yeah, look. Watch.

00:01:09 #24 Seek on, off, on, off. It's all good.

00:01:13 #25 Well, now I need to pay you.

00:01:14 #26 I can't charge you for that.

00:01:15 #27 That was like four seconds.

00:01:16 #28 I was just driving by.

00:01:18 #29 Hey, next time you call, though,

00:01:20 #30 you might want to try calling J&L Plumbing,

00:01:22 #31 because they're right around the corner,

00:01:24 #32 and they probably won't even charge you

00:01:25 #33 like a visitation fee.

00:01:28 #34 Have a good afternoon.

00:01:50 #35 That could be. I've been waiting for you.

00:01:56 #36 Yeah, I got a sausage pizza here, extra sausage.

00:01:59 #37 Oh, I bet you do. You can never have enough sausage.

00:02:04 #38 Well, how would you like me to pay you?

00:02:06 #39 Actually, I'm 15 minutes late, so pizza's free. Oh, really?

00:02:11 #40 Mm-hmm. Company policy.

00:02:13 #41 Oh, well, what about, you know, your tip?

00:02:15 #42 Uh, you know, I don't feel right taking the tip because I was late. Mm-hmm.

00:02:19 #43 So you can keep it. Yeah.

00:02:20 #44 Well, wouldn't you want to come inside and enjoy?

00:02:23 #45 Yeah, I got other pizzas I got delivered, so...

00:02:26 #46 Sausage, huh?

00:02:27 #47 See ya!

00:02:28 #48 Later.

00:02:44 #49 Professor?

00:02:45 #50 As a matter of fact, I did many.

00:02:46 #51 Have a seat.

00:02:47 #52 Is it about my grades?

00:02:48 #53 Well, yes it is.

00:02:49 #54 Oh!

00:02:50 #55 There must be something that we can do.

00:02:53 #56 I need to pass this class and I'll be a graduate.

00:02:56 #57 I'm happy to say that you are passing this class with flying colors.

00:03:01 #58 What the fuck is wrong with people?

00:03:02 #59 You have the highest grades of well, anyone in this class.

00:03:05 #60 As a matter of fact, I was thinking about, well, taking that midterm that you wrote on

00:03:08 #61 Descartes and seeing if we could get it published.

00:03:10 #62 What do you think about that?

00:03:12 #63 Un-fucking-believable.

00:03:13 #64 Someone should be thinking about grad school.

00:03:16 #65 You should.

00:03:17 #66 As a matter of fact, I think if you won't, I could write you a letter of recommendation.

00:03:22 #67 That's enough.

00:03:23 #68 That's it.

00:03:24 #69 I'm out of here.

00:03:25 #70 All that you have to do is suck my car.

00:03:26 #71 Mindy?

00:03:29 #72 Okay.