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00:02:40 #1 Nothing.
00:02:41 #2 Yeah, the blowout.
00:02:43 #3 I don't understand it either. There was a brand new tire this morning.
00:02:47 #4 What's the matter? You sure you're all right?
00:02:49 #5 Oh, a little shaky, I guess.
00:02:52 #6 Come on, we can sit down over here.
00:03:03 #7 Any man that drives as fast as you do ought to be around this country.
00:03:06 #8 You tell me all about it sometimes.
00:03:09 #9 Thanks for the lift, buddy.
00:03:12 #10 Say, I'm awfully sorry about all this.
00:03:13 #11 You're sorry? How about us? We can't stay here all night.
00:03:16 #12 Well, you won't have to. I said I'd get you to Carrington Hall and I will.
00:03:18 #13 How? You're gonna fly us there on a broom?
00:03:20 #14 Get help. We passed the garage about two miles back.
00:03:23 #15 Now you take it easy and don't worry about a thing.
00:03:25 #16 I'll be back in a flash with a tow car.
00:03:27 #17 Why, it's as simple as falling off the log.
00:03:30 #18 Comfortable?
00:03:34 #19 Don't go away now.
00:03:42 #20 Must have been his wife with him.
00:03:43 #21 Thanks. It was awfully sweet of you to stop for us.
00:04:11 #22 Anna, you get the back seat.
00:04:13 #23 How can you manage the bags?
00:04:14 #24 Yes, I think so. Here, here, mine.
00:04:16 #25 There.
00:04:18 #26 Now, mind if I sit on your lap?
00:04:20 #27 Oh, really, my dear young lady?
00:04:21 #28 I'm sorry to inconvenience you, but we had a blowout.
00:04:24 #29 This is comfortable. What are we waiting for?
00:04:27 #30 Very well, ladies. Drive on.
00:04:29 #31 Yes, sir.
00:04:32 #32 Would you mind telling me where you ladies are taking me?
00:04:35 #33 To the Carrington estate.
00:04:36 #34 Oh!
00:04:38 #35 Is there anything wrong with the Carrington place?
00:04:40 #36 Yes, ma'am. If there wasn't anybody living there,
00:04:42 #37 it'd be a haunted house.
00:04:49 #38 I'm my cosmos late.
00:04:51 #39 He's usually home by now.
00:04:53 #40 Oh, nice. Chilly, isn't it?
00:04:56 #41 Emily reminded me to send this coat back.
00:04:57 #42 It doesn't keep me warm at all.
00:04:59 #43 Mrs. Topper, you haven't got it on.
00:05:01 #44 Oh, silly of me.
00:05:03 #45 My strange how it's usually cold in the winter and warm in summer, isn't it?
00:05:08 #46 Oh, there's Cosmo now.
00:05:10 #47 Waving to us. It's a lady.
00:05:17 #48 It's worse than that, boss. It's Mrs. Topper.
00:05:56 #49 Are you sure this is the Carrington Place?
00:05:58 #50 Yes, it's what they call it.
00:05:59 #51 Cheerful and lifeful, isn't it?
00:06:01 #52 Mr. Topper?
00:06:07 #53 Don't mention it. I got for those bags, did he?
00:06:10 #54 Yes, sir. I waste no time around here.
00:06:12 #55 I'd like to invite you in, but...
00:06:17 #56 Oh, no, thanks. That's very much. We've got to be getting home.
00:06:19 #57 We sure do!
00:06:20 #58 Goodbye.
00:06:29 #59 Good evening.
00:06:31 #60 Why don't you knock before you come out?
00:06:33 #61 I'm the bottle-over, Miss Carrington.
00:06:35 #62 Oh, I'm not Miss Carrington. There she is.
00:06:38 #63 How do you do?
00:06:39 #64 Won't you please step in?
00:07:11 #65 Miss Carrington?
00:07:12 #66 Yes. I'm Lily, and the housekeeper.
00:07:15 #67 Well, how do you do? This is my friend, Miss Richards.
00:07:17 #68 How do you do?
00:07:19 #69 Your father's waiting, Miss.
00:07:20 #70 Thank you.
00:07:21 #71 Would you mind waiting here?
00:07:23 #72 This way, please.
00:07:32 #73 One moment, please, Miss Carrington.
00:07:38 #74 This is Dr. Jerry's, your father's physician.
00:07:42 #75 How do you do, Dr. Jerry's?
00:07:43 #76 I'd like a few words with you, Miss Carrington,
00:07:45 #77 before you see your father.
00:07:47 #78 Of course.
00:07:50 #79 I'll be as brief as possible.
00:07:52 #80 Your father's far from being a well man, Miss Carrington.
00:07:55 #81 Yes, I know.
00:07:57 #82 Seeing you for the first time may be something of a shock to him.
00:08:01 #83 I think I understand, Doctor.
00:08:03 #84 He's been looking forward to your arrival with great eagerness.
00:08:08 #85 I hope there'll never be any occasion for you to be separated from him again.
00:08:14 #86 Come with me, please.
00:08:40 #87 Mr. Carrington. Mr. Carrington.
00:08:47 #88 This is your daughter.
00:09:12 #89 I... I don't know quite what to do or say.
00:09:16 #90 Not why. Except to tell you...
00:09:24 #91 Anne, you're beautiful.
00:09:26 #92 You're the image of her mother when she was young.
00:09:31 #93 Perhaps you better sit down.
00:09:34 #94 Yes.
00:09:35 #95 I... I know you must think it very strange...
00:09:42 #96 seeing your own father for the first time...
00:09:45 #97 on the eve of your 21st birthday.
00:09:48 #98 Well, naturally, I wondered why you never sent for me.
00:09:52 #99 Your mother loved the Far East and her last wish was that you be brought up in the land she loved so well.
00:09:59 #100 I wanted to send for you many times, but I had to respect your mother's wishes.
00:10:03 #101 And of course my own health wouldn't permit me to visit you.
00:10:07 #102 I understand, Father.
00:10:09 #103 I hope you had a pleasant trip.
00:10:11 #104 Yes, we had a wonderful trip.
00:10:14 #105 We?
00:10:15 #106 Oh, I brought a friend along with me.
00:10:17 #107 An American girl named Gail Richards.
00:10:19 #108 The father's the head of an exporting company in Shanghai.
00:10:22 #109 Richard, do you say?
00:10:24 #110 Mm-hmm.
00:10:25 #111 Why, I hope you don't mind my bringing her.
00:10:29 #112 Of course not. Besides, the house belongs to you now.
00:10:33 #113 No, father. To us.
00:10:36 #114 No, my dear. But the town's your mother's well.
00:10:39 #115 Everything belongs to you out to tomorrow.
00:10:42 #116 What else do you do around here besides wine clocks?
00:10:45 #117 Been here long?
00:10:49 #118 Twenty years.
00:10:50 #119 20 years. 20 years.
00:10:52 #120 Looks like it might turn out to be a steady job, huh?
00:10:58 #121 Your mother wanted you to have these and they're exactly as she wore them 20 years ago.
00:11:03 #122 They're... they're beautiful.
00:11:08 #123 They look every bit as beautiful for you as they did upon your mother.
00:11:12 #124 Dad, I... I never did know just how mother died.
00:11:16 #125 Some sort of an accident, wasn't it?
00:11:19 #126 Yes, dear.
00:11:21 #127 A mine, Kevin.
00:11:25 #128 I met your mother in Singapore.
00:11:28 #129 After you were born, we decided to move to Sumatra,
00:11:31 #130 where I had an interest in a Tuckston mine.
00:11:34 #131 My partner was a man named Walter Harburg.
00:11:38 #132 One day he was showing a mother through the mine.
00:11:41 #133 And suddenly there was an earthquake.
00:11:45 #134 The tunnel collapsed.
00:11:46 #135 You've talked enough, Mr. Carrington.
00:11:49 #136 I'm sorry to interrupt, but we mustn't tire your father.
00:11:53 #137 Oh, of course not.
00:11:56 #138 I hope you like your room, dear.
00:11:57 #139 Oh, I'm sure I will.
00:11:59 #140 Lillian will show you where it is.
00:12:02 #141 I'm supposed to conserve my strength.
00:12:04 #142 It's quite all right, Father.
00:12:05 #143 Good night, darling.
00:12:07 #144 I'll see you in the morning.
00:12:08 #145 Good night.
00:12:10 #146 Good night, Dr. Joris.
00:12:11 #147 Good night, Miss Carrington.
00:12:17 #148 Where's Miss Richards?
00:12:18 #149 Here I am, Pa.
00:12:37 #150 No, I'm all right.
00:12:40 #151 What on earth happened?
00:12:42 #152 Well, I don't know.
00:12:43 #153 That was rather a close call.
00:12:44 #154 Close?
00:12:45 #155 Six more inches and we'd all be singing Annie.
00:12:47 #156 He doesn't live here anymore.
00:12:48 #157 How could you do anything up at Lees, Mr. Carrington?
00:12:51 #158 You mustn't excite yourself.
00:12:54 #159 I think you'd better show the young ladies to their rooms.
00:12:57 #160 Yeah, pick us a couple without chandeliers, will you?
00:12:59 #161 This way, please.
00:13:02 #162 Thanks, old boy.
00:13:24 #163 The Chinese room will be yours, Miss Richards.
00:13:27 #164 Oh, you're a doll.
00:13:31 #165 Well, this is just dandy.
00:13:33 #166 I travel 7,000 miles to get away from Chinaman.
00:13:36 #167 And here I am with everything but a bowl of rice.
00:13:42 #168 What's that sound?
00:13:43 #169 It's the waves, angry waves.
00:13:46 #170 Day after day, night after night, they
00:13:49 #171 beat with savage fury against the black rocks below.
00:13:52 #172 For 20 years, they've been calling, calling,
00:13:56 #173 calling to someone who never answers.
00:13:59 #174 Just like the Pot of Gold program.
00:14:02 #175 Will that be all, Miss?
00:14:03 #176 No, I'm starved.
00:14:04 #177 You forgot we didn't have any dinner.
00:14:05 #178 Rama will bring you a tray.
00:14:07 #179 Oh, any little thing I'll do. Lobster, salad and beer, but nothing heavy.
00:14:10 #180 Anything for you, Miss Carrington?
00:14:12 #181 No, thank you, River. I'm going to bed, Gil. I'm all in.
00:14:16 #182 I'm kind of baggy myself.
00:14:20 #183 Good night, Miss Richards.
00:14:21 #184 Good night. I hope you rest in peace.
00:14:23 #185 Thank you. Isn't that what they write on tombstones?
00:14:26 #186 Oh, don't be silly. Go on to bed.
00:14:29 #187 Good night, darling.
00:14:39 #188 Your father had this room done especially for you.
00:14:42 #189 Lovely.
00:14:43 #190 Very sorry, miss. But we have no beer.
00:14:46 #191 I brought you some wine.
00:14:47 #192 Wine?
00:14:48 #193 Why, that champagne?
00:14:49 #194 Yes, miss.
00:14:50 #195 Put it down, buddy.
00:14:52 #196 Will there be anything else, miss?
00:14:53 #197 No, that's all. Thank you.
00:14:55 #198 Champagne.
00:14:57 #199 Why hide it?
00:15:00 #200 I...
00:15:16 #201 Yes, it's me.
00:15:36 #202 Gee.
00:15:38 #203 Where's the glass slipper that goes with it?
00:15:40 #204 It is nice, isn't it?
00:15:42 #205 Nice. It's heaven.
00:15:43 #206 Compared to that Chinese torture chamber I'm in.
00:15:46 #207 Gee, with a layout.
00:15:48 #208 Oh, this is for me.
00:15:52 #209 I've always wanted to sleep in one of these covered wagons.
00:15:56 #210 It's almost too nice to sleep in.
00:15:58 #211 See, what do you have to do to get a bed like this?
00:16:00 #212 Rub a magic lamp or something?
00:16:03 #213 You really like this room, don't you?
00:16:05 #214 Ah, this is right up my alley.
00:16:07 #215 Oh, to catch measles and have to stay in a bed like this.
00:16:11 #216 Hey, where are you going?
00:16:17 #217 I'm going to bed.
00:16:19 #218 For tonight, darling, this room is yours.
00:16:21 #219 Oh, no, you don't.
00:16:23 #220 I wouldn't dream of letting me do anything like that.
00:16:25 #221 But it's a deal.
00:16:26 #222 Anything to keep out of China.
00:16:28 #223 Good night, Cinderella.
00:16:29 #224 Good night, pal.
00:16:30 #225 And I do mean, pal.
00:16:32 #226 Say, lock your door in case Lady Frankenstein walks in her sleep.
00:16:36 #227 Come in.
00:16:47 #228 Did you wish anything, Doctor?
00:16:49 #229 Are the young ladies comfortable?
00:16:51 #230 Quite.
00:16:53 #231 That will be all then.
00:16:54 #232 I don't mind if I do.
00:17:06 #233 China was never like this.
00:17:20 #234 Told you repeatedly and incessantly
00:21:39 #235 when I could get a word in edgewise.
00:21:41 #236 that the whole thing was no fault of mine.
00:21:43 #237 I think it's ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls.
00:21:47 #238 What will the neighbors think?
00:21:48 #239 I didn't pursue them, Kara. They forced themselves on me.
00:21:52 #240 Don't be absurd. Imagine girls, pretty girls,
00:21:55 #241 forcing themselves on a ponchy middle-aged man.
00:21:57 #242 Well, I don't think I'm ponchy.
00:21:59 #243 Don't try to change the subject.
00:22:01 #244 At least you might have waved to me when you went by.
00:22:04 #245 I've explained that, darling. I couldn't.
00:22:06 #246 That girl was sitting on my lap.
00:22:08 #247 Oh, I know she was.
00:22:10 #248 I warn you, Cosmo, if ever you do a thing like this again...
00:22:14 #249 Claire, of course I don't intend to do a thing like that again.
00:22:20 #250 Besides, I... I couldn't very well have sat on her lap, could I?
00:22:24 #251 Cosmo, this is hard at the time for jokes.
00:22:27 #252 That's peculiar.
00:22:32 #253 I don't think it's so peculiar.
00:22:34 #254 After all, we've been married for 20 years
00:22:36 #255 and I have a perfect right to be treated like a wife
00:22:38 #256 who has been married for 20 years.
00:22:41 #257 That's odd.
00:22:42 #258 Now, do you realize what you're saying?
00:22:46 #259 Well, that make up on you, huh?
00:22:48 #260 Well, if that's all the attention you're going to give me,
00:22:50 #261 I may as well go to bed. Good night.
00:22:52 #262 Be a little overweight, but I'm certainly not punchy.
00:23:01 #263 In fact, I'm in pretty good shape for the shape I'm in.
00:23:04 #264 After all, I'm a banker and a glamor boy.
00:23:07 #265 Get your cold feet off my back.
00:23:41 #266 You don't need all the covers, do you?
00:23:44 #267 Here I am, Toppy.
00:23:54 #268 Remember me, the girl that sat on your lap?
00:23:56 #269 Oh, this is terrible.
00:23:58 #270 What's terrible?
00:23:59 #271 You're a ghost, you're dead.
00:24:01 #272 No kidding.
00:24:02 #273 Okay, you've got to get out of here.
00:24:04 #274 I've had enough trouble with your kind of people.
00:24:06 #275 Well, it's strange I should be dead.
00:24:08 #276 I was young and healthy, and I felt swell when I went to bed.
00:24:11 #277 So why did I die?
00:24:12 #278 I don't know, but you can't say here you've got to go back to the Carrington House.
00:24:15 #279 Cosmo.
00:24:16 #280 There, you see?
00:24:17 #281 Cosmo.
00:24:18 #282 Quick, do something, vanish.
00:24:20 #283 Well, all right, Toppy. Here I go.
00:24:22 #284 Oh, it's you, dear.
00:24:27 #285 Cosmo, who on earth were you talking to?
00:24:29 #286 Nobody, dear.
00:24:31 #287 Then nobody.
00:24:32 #288 I was just talking in my sleep, you know.
00:24:35 #289 Talking in your sleep?
00:24:36 #290 But that's such a waste of time.
00:24:38 #291 Besides, nobody can hear you.
00:24:39 #292 Oh, well, I'm not so sure about that.
00:24:42 #293 Cosmo, I'm sorry I was so mean.
00:24:45 #294 I know you'd tell me if there was anything between you
00:24:47 #295 and that girl.
00:24:48 #296 Let's forget all about her.
00:24:50 #297 I'd like to, dear.
00:24:51 #298 But under the circumstances, I'm afraid I can't.
00:24:54 #299 Oh, well, of course.
00:24:54 #300 That's the way you feel about it.
00:24:56 #301 I'll talk to you in the morning.
00:24:58 #302 When you're sober, why don't you
00:25:07 #303 Why don't you look where you're going?
00:25:09 #304 Why don't you be where you are? Now see what you've done.
00:25:12 #305 That's nothing compared to what I'm going to do if you don't come with me.
00:25:15 #306 Come with you? Where?
00:25:17 #307 Back to the Carrington House. I'm curious to know what happened to me.
00:25:20 #308 Go ahead.
00:25:22 #309 Oh, no. No, I couldn't go alone. I'm afraid.
00:25:25 #310 I don't like that house. It's spooky.
00:25:27 #311 I won't go.
00:25:28 #312 All right. That's the way you feel about it.
00:25:31 #313 Get out of my bed.
00:25:32 #314 I won't, not unless you come with me.
00:25:34 #315 You get out of my bed or I'll tell Mrs. Topper.
00:25:36 #316 What'd you tell her?
00:25:37 #317 I can't tell you that.
00:25:39 #318 Not very well. But I can.
00:25:41 #319 But you wouldn't do that.
00:25:43 #320 Mrs. Topper wouldn't understand.
00:25:45 #321 Are you coming with me or not?
00:25:47 #322 I can't.
00:25:48 #323 All right then.
00:25:49 #324 I'll give you three to make up your mind
00:25:51 #325 and then I'll scream.
00:25:53 #326 One, two, three!
00:25:55 #327 No, no, no. Please, please don't.
00:25:57 #328 All right, you win.
00:25:59 #329 What do you want me to do now?
00:26:01 #330 Call your chauffeur and tell him to take us to the Carrington House.
00:26:03 #331 Yes, boss.
00:26:18 #332 But it ain't daylight yet.
00:26:23 #333 Oh, you know that, huh?
00:26:25 #334 Yes, sir, right away.
00:26:29 #335 What are you gaping at?
00:26:59 #336 I wish I knew.
00:27:00 #337 Well, come on, get going.
00:27:05 #338 Yes, sir.
00:27:06 #339 Where to, Mr. Toppin?
00:27:20 #340 The Carrington Place.
00:27:22 #341 Pardon me, boss, but could I sort of inquire
00:27:24 #342 what we're going over to the Carrington Place, boy?
00:27:27 #343 To look for a body.
00:27:30 #344 You better look for one for me, too,
00:27:32 #345 because the one I'm using now is numb.
00:27:46 #346 Come on, Eddie, you want to help me, you know?
00:27:47 #347 With what, boss? With the body.
00:27:49 #348 The body?
00:27:54 #349 With you, but kind of keep to one side
00:27:56 #350 because I got a feeling some running's going to be done.
00:28:01 #351 That's the bedroom I was in, the one with the balcony.
00:28:04 #352 How are we going to get in?
00:28:06 #353 Through the window.
00:28:07 #354 Confidential for a moment.
00:29:09 #355 Well, what is it?
00:29:12 #356 Do I look as pale as I feel?
00:29:13 #357 What's the matter with you?
00:29:15 #358 I don't know, but there's somebody here I can't account for.
00:29:19 #359 Oh, come on, come on.
00:29:24 #360 Give me your arm, Toppy.
00:29:45 #361 Toppy, here's a window.
00:29:46 #362 Let's see if we can get in.
00:29:47 #363 We can't do that.
00:29:48 #364 We'll wake up the house, though.
00:29:49 #365 Don't argue.
00:29:50 #366 Here, I'll give you a boost.
00:29:52 #367 Put your foot up. Ready?
00:29:57 #368 Yes.
00:29:58 #369 See, Daisy?
00:29:59 #370 Oh, you ought to go on a diet.
00:30:04 #371 Try the window.
00:30:12 #372 Now give me a hand.
00:30:14 #373 Where are you?
00:30:15 #374 Right here.
00:30:33 #375 Is this the room?
00:30:34 #376 Yes.
00:30:43 #377 Where were you?
00:30:44 #378 Well, let me see.
00:30:46 #379 Oh, yes.
00:30:47 #380 I was sleeping in that bed.
00:30:50 #381 And then it seems I got up to close a window.
00:30:53 #382 There's the window.
00:30:54 #383 And then I started back to bed and that's all I remember.
00:30:58 #384 Oh my gosh, there I am.
00:31:00 #385 Look, right by the window.
00:31:09 #386 This is positively horrible.
00:31:12 #387 You've been stabbed.
00:31:13 #388 Stabbed?
00:31:16 #389 This is no time for champagne.
00:31:19 #390 Oh, but Toppy, it isn't every day a girl gets murdered.
00:31:22 #391 Look at me.
00:31:23 #392 Oh!
00:31:24 #393 Oh, please, please, please.
00:31:26 #394 Because this is serious. We better call the police.
00:31:29 #395 Yes. I want to find out who did this to me. Where's the telephone? Downstairs.
00:31:32 #396 All right.
00:31:47 #397 Hello. Operator. Operator. Operator.
00:31:54 #398 This thing is dead.
00:31:55 #399 Hmm. An epidemic.
00:31:57 #400 Where are you?
00:31:58 #401 Here I am, sweetie.
00:32:00 #402 Can't seem to get anybody.
00:32:02 #403 Maybe the wires have been cut. I'll trace them.
00:32:05 #404 Operator. Operator.
00:32:11 #405 Put down that phone.
00:32:14 #406 Stay where you are.
00:32:28 #407 Your phone's out of order.
00:32:29 #408 Who are you?
00:32:30 #409 Oh, me?
00:32:32 #410 I'm Cosmo Topper.
00:32:34 #411 I'm your next-door neighbor.
00:32:38 #412 Now, nice place you've got here.
00:32:41 #413 Very nice.
00:32:43 #414 And I just dropped in to use the phone.
00:32:46 #415 At 12, 30 in the morning?
00:32:49 #416 Oh, is it really as late as that?
00:32:50 #417 Well, I must be going.
00:32:53 #418 Oh, mustn't...
00:32:55 #419 Who are you calling?
00:32:56 #420 The police.
00:32:58 #421 There's been a murder here.
00:33:07 #422 Don't look at me like that. I didn't kill the girl.
00:33:11 #423 What on earth are you people doing?
00:33:12 #424 I found this man prowling about the house.
00:33:14 #425 But this gentleman says there's been a murder.
00:33:16 #426 What are you talking about?
00:33:18 #427 If you don't believe me, go and see if yourself.
00:33:19 #428 It's in that big room at the top of the stairs.
00:33:22 #429 Why?
00:33:24 #430 Why, that's Anne's room.
00:33:25 #431 Come on.
00:33:28 #432 Anne?
00:33:35 #433 Why is she?
00:33:36 #434 Right over there by the window.
00:33:39 #435 Where? Where? There's no one here.
00:33:45 #436 I saw India a few minutes ago with my own eyes.
00:33:54 #437 Father, what's the matter?
00:33:58 #438 I'm...
00:33:59 #439 You're safe. You're all right.
00:34:02 #440 Well, of course I am. Why?
00:34:04 #441 Well, I'm just getting to this gentleman has just been telling us that you'd been murdered.
00:34:08 #442 Well, Mr. Topper, what ever gave you that idea?
00:34:12 #443 No, it's not you. It's the other girl.
00:34:14 #444 I saw her a moment ago. Now really, I did.
00:34:17 #445 Where is Gale?
00:34:18 #446 She wasn't downstairs, was she?
00:34:20 #447 Of course not. How could she be downstairs when she was murdered up here?
00:34:23 #448 Now, Mr. Topper, please control yourself.
00:34:26 #449 I think I found something that might explain matters.
00:34:31 #450 It's addressed to Miss Carrington.
00:34:33 #451 Darling, sorry to run out on you so mysteriously.
00:34:41 #452 We'll explain everything when I get back. Love, Gale.
00:34:44 #453 Mr. Topper is evidently suffering from hallucinations.
00:34:47 #454 Mr. Topper.
00:34:49 #455 How old a man are you?
00:34:52 #456 46.
00:34:53 #457 Just as I thought.
00:34:57 #458 What do you mean, just as you thought?
00:34:59 #459 Schizophrenia.
00:35:00 #460 Schizophrenia? Nothing.
00:35:02 #461 I came here in my car.
00:35:03 #462 Your car?
00:35:04 #463 Yes.
00:35:05 #464 It's right outside now.
00:35:07 #465 Waiting for me.
00:35:44 #466 Yes, ma'am.
00:35:45 #467 What in the world is wrong with you?
00:35:46 #468 It ain't me. It's them things.
00:35:47 #469 Things?
00:35:48 #470 Doors closing by themselves.
00:35:50 #471 People talking to nothing, getting answers.
00:35:52 #472 I'm going back.
00:35:53 #473 Back where?
00:35:54 #474 To Mr. Benny. Nothing like this ever happened there.
00:35:57 #475 Stop all this fiddle, panel. Where's Mr. Topper?
00:36:00 #476 He's over to that canton, please.
00:36:01 #477 Oh, that girl again. He means the one that sat in a slap.
00:36:04 #478 I'm afraid so. Emily, get on your clothes. We're going right over there.
00:36:07 #479 Excuse me, ma'am, but are you aiming to walk?
00:36:10 #480 Well, certainly not. You're going to drive us.
00:36:12 #481 My, my... That's what I was afraid of.
00:36:16 #482 Normal. As normal as you'd expect for this type of man.
00:36:20 #483 I've lost the body. I've lost my car.
00:36:22 #484 If I don't get out of here very soon, I'll lose my mind.
00:36:25 #485 What he needs more than anything else is rest.
00:36:27 #486 When he feels better, we'll send him home in my car.
00:36:29 #487 And you'd better go to bed. Good night, Mr. Topper.
00:36:32 #488 Good night.
00:36:35 #489 Mr. Topper, Gail's disappearance has me worried.
00:36:37 #490 Well, look what he's done to me!
00:36:39 #491 Well, where did you last see her?
00:36:41 #492 She was sitting on a table in the hall,
00:36:43 #493 and she hung my hat on a Chinaman's foot.
00:36:48 #494 Just take it easy, Mr. Topper, and Carl will be along in a few minutes.
00:36:51 #495 Remember me?
00:37:13 #496 Yes, of course, but what are you doing here?
00:37:15 #497 Well, I hate to be commercial lady, but somebody owes me 2680.
00:37:19 #498 Oh, that's right. I'm sorry I forgot.
00:37:22 #499 You also forgot to say goodbye.
00:37:24 #500 It was a cute disappearing act you and your partner pulled.
00:37:27 #501 You... you didn't by chance see her.
00:37:29 #502 You didn't pass her on the road.
00:37:31 #503 No. What is she? Sleepwalker?
00:37:33 #504 I don't know, but she's gone.
00:37:36 #505 Oh, disappeared again.
00:37:38 #506 Say she must have been raised in a magician's hat.
00:37:40 #507 I'll get your money for you.
00:37:42 #508 Oh, what's the matter? Anything wrong?
00:38:02 #509 Anything wrong?
00:38:03 #510 I hate to go up those stairs.
00:38:08 #511 Would you mind coming with me?
00:38:12 #512 Upstairs?
00:38:16 #513 With you?
00:38:21 #514 I'd better come back in the morning.
00:38:22 #515 Please, won't you come?
00:38:24 #516 Say, are you in a jam or something?
00:38:28 #517 Just nervous, I guess.
00:38:29 #518 Nervous?
00:38:30 #519 Why?
00:38:31 #520 Well, I can't explain, but...
00:38:34 #521 Well, things have been happening and...
00:38:36 #522 Well, you can stop worrying, honey.
00:38:38 #523 Nothing's gonna happen to you.
00:38:39 #524 Come on.
00:38:40 #525 I'd hate to pay the light bill to joint like this.
00:38:43 #526 Oh, this is my room.
00:38:45 #527 Well, if you don't mind, I'll just wait here.
00:38:48 #528 What's going on here? Who's that guy in the black coat?
00:39:56 #529 What happened to her? Who are you?
00:39:58 #530 I'm the housekeeper.
00:39:59 #531 Fine way to keep house. Women screaming, boogie men jumping out of windows.
00:40:02 #532 If I'd a house like this, I wouldn't want to keep it.
00:40:04 #533 Miss Carrington. Miss Carrington.
00:40:07 #534 Miss Carrington.
00:40:08 #535 What's going on here?
00:40:10 #536 I just said that. Who are you?
00:40:12 #537 And don't tell me you're this girl's rich uncle.
00:40:14 #538 I'm her father.
00:40:15 #539 Well, that's close enough.
00:40:16 #540 Ann!
00:40:18 #541 She's fainted.
00:40:19 #542 I'll bet you the first thing she says when she opens her eyes is, where am I?
00:40:23 #543 What happened?
00:40:24 #544 Say, what are you doing here?
00:40:27 #545 Oh, all right.
00:40:28 #546 So I'll explain it to you.
00:40:29 #547 This young lady owes me for a taxi cab ride.
00:40:32 #548 I came here to collect it.
00:40:33 #549 She asked me up to this room.
00:40:34 #550 I heard her scream and walked into the middle of an Orson Well's broadcast.
00:40:38 #551 A man was standing over me with a knife.
00:40:39 #552 There it is there.
00:40:40 #553 Where did you get that knife?
00:40:41 #554 Oh, I found another window in the next room.
00:40:43 #555 Perhaps, Tucker's story was right.
00:40:46 #556 He said they'd murdered the other girl.
00:40:49 #557 Now they've tried to murder Anne.
00:40:51 #558 Rather, call the police.
00:40:54 #559 Oh, well, now, wait a minute.
00:40:55 #560 You don't think I had anything to do with this?
00:40:57 #561 Well, do you?
00:40:58 #562 I certainly not.
00:41:00 #563 And, dear, you'd better get your clothes on.
00:41:03 #564 I'm afraid you're going to remain here, young man.
00:41:07 #565 But good heavens, why should anybody
00:41:08 #566 want to kill Miss Carrington?
00:41:09 #567 Well, they killed me, didn't they?
00:41:11 #568 Yes, I can understand that.
00:41:12 #569 But Miss Carrington...
00:41:13 #570 Don't worry about her anymore. She's got a nice handsome bodyguard. He's a taxi driver.
00:41:18 #571 Maybe he's the one that's doing all the killing.
00:41:19 #572 Nonsense. He didn't bring his camping house with him.
00:41:22 #573 Well, then if she's safe, there's no reason for me to stay. Good night.
00:41:26 #574 I've had a lovely time.
00:41:27 #575 Oh, Toppy, don't run out now. We've got to find out who killed me.
00:41:31 #576 Then we'll know who's threatening Anne.
00:41:33 #577 But I don't want my wife threatening me. You see, and she will if she finds out.
00:41:37 #578 No, I'm going home.
00:41:39 #579 Oh.
00:41:42 #580 Madam, I'm quite sure you're mistaken.
00:41:45 #581 I'm not mistaken. I know I'm not. I'm Mrs. Tupper.
00:41:47 #582 Aren't I, Edward?
00:41:48 #583 Yes, ma'am. But I don't think that's what the gentleman means.
00:41:51 #584 I certainly do know what I mean. Don't I?
00:41:53 #585 Frankly, Madame, I don't know.
00:41:54 #586 Well, who does?
00:41:55 #587 What do you say we start from the beginning?
00:41:57 #588 That's a good idea. Where is my husband?
00:41:59 #589 But, Madame, I don't know. This is a private home.
00:42:02 #590 Private? It looks more like a parade ground.
00:42:05 #591 Can I help you?
00:42:06 #592 You certainly can.
00:42:09 #593 Do you live here?
00:42:11 #594 Yes, I do.
00:42:12 #595 I'm Mrs. Tupper. I'm looking for my husband, Mr. Tupper.
00:42:14 #596 Oh! Where's that friend of yours?
00:42:17 #597 The one that goes around sitting on people's laps. Well, I...
00:42:20 #598 She's been murdered, according to your husband.
00:42:21 #599 Don't change the subject.
00:42:23 #600 If you won't help us, we'll find him ourselves.
00:42:24 #601 Come along, Emily.
00:42:25 #602 I think we'll find him in the sitting room.
00:42:26 #603 The sitting room.
00:42:27 #604 Maybe she's still sitting on his lap.
00:42:29 #605 Sitting on his lap? Good heavens.
00:42:31 #606 You mean you've got a room just for that?
00:42:32 #607 Where is it?
00:42:34 #608 Right this way.
00:42:35 #609 Come along, Emily. Come along.
00:42:38 #610 Here she comes. You've got to go.
00:42:39 #611 I don't trust you, Bunny.
00:42:41 #612 You tried to run out on me.
00:42:43 #613 How can I run out with her there?
00:42:44 #614 And how can I face her with you here?
00:42:47 #615 Well, sounds logical.
00:42:48 #616 Okay, here we go.
00:42:50 #617 Come on, fella.
00:42:53 #618 He was here a few minutes ago.
00:43:04 #619 Rama, what happened to him?
00:43:05 #620 I don't know, sir, but I'm positive he hasn't left the house.
00:43:08 #621 And he won't, not till I find him
00:43:10 #622 and give him a piece of my mind.
00:43:11 #623 Do you mind? Not at all.
00:43:12 #624 Where's the telephone?
00:43:14 #625 Right this way. Come along, Emily.
00:43:17 #626 Come along, Edward.
00:43:18 #627 Operator. Operator.
00:43:28 #628 I want to report a missing husband.
00:43:30 #629 Edward, you look for him down that way.
00:43:33 #630 It's awful dark down there.
00:43:34 #631 The darkness never hurt anyone.
00:43:36 #632 It ain't the darkness, Miss Topper.
00:43:38 #633 It's what's in it.
00:43:39 #634 Don't be silly.
00:43:40 #635 There's no difference between light and dark,
00:43:42 #636 except the lights are out.
00:43:46 #637 I'll go, but every hair in my coat is standing on in.
00:43:49 #638 Cosmo Topper?
00:43:54 #639 Well, what's he look like?
00:43:55 #640 Like a banker.
00:43:56 #641 Of course, that's because he is a banker.
00:44:00 #642 Well, can you describe him?
00:44:01 #643 Well, he wears a size 15 shirt with a 33 sleeve,
00:44:05 #644 A nine and a half sock liar and it's slightly bald.
00:44:09 #645 Oh yes, there's something else.
00:44:11 #646 Let me see, I paid the milkman.
00:44:12 #647 That luncheon's been changed from Thursday to Friday.
00:44:15 #648 Oh yes, there's been a murder.
00:44:17 #649 Murder?
00:44:18 #650 Yes, murder.
00:44:20 #651 Capital M-U-R-D-E-R, murder.
00:44:25 #652 Trying to make these policemen understand something
00:44:27 #653 is harder than doing it yourself.
00:44:34 #654 Mr. Tabor!
00:44:36 #655 Hey Eddie, got a cigarette?
00:44:38 #656 Give me a match.
00:44:39 #657 Did your ma ever tell you to knock on a lady's bedroom door
00:46:43 #658 before you barge in?
00:46:44 #659 This is most embarrassing.
00:46:46 #660 Why couldn't you stay the way you were?
00:46:48 #661 A negligee is hardly appropriate for solving crimes.
00:46:52 #662 Come on, Toppy, we've got things to do.
00:47:00 #663 Gotta get out of here.
00:47:01 #664 Right from headquarters. What's the trouble here?
00:47:10 #665 The trouble's there.
00:47:15 #666 Now, don't stand there dumb.
00:47:16 #667 I got a phone call about a half an hour ago
00:47:18 #668 that there's been a murder.
00:47:19 #669 And maybe you did it.
00:47:21 #670 In here, I'll tell you.
00:47:22 #671 You did it. In here.
00:47:27 #672 Quick, let's be the kitchen.
00:47:38 #673 Well, it's not the music room.
00:47:40 #674 Earth can he be.
00:47:53 #675 My, it's drafty in here.
00:47:55 #676 Look at the chocolate cake.
00:47:59 #677 Emily makes some tea.
00:48:00 #678 Tea?
00:48:02 #679 Of course to go with our cake.
00:48:04 #680 But what about Mr. Topple?
00:48:05 #681 Emily, you know he never drinks tea.
00:48:07 #682 Yes, I know.
00:48:25 #683 Did you see the face of the man who wore the cloak?
00:48:27 #684 No, it was covered up.
00:48:29 #685 Somebody's covering up a lot of things around here.
00:48:30 #686 Why don't you let her alone?
00:48:32 #687 She's nervous and upset.
00:48:33 #688 She is.
00:48:34 #689 How do you think I feel? A murderer and no body?
00:48:37 #690 Didn't anybody see a body?
00:48:39 #691 Didn't you say the topper said he saw the body?
00:48:41 #692 Shut up, the double talk. Who's topper?
00:48:43 #693 These men said he saw the body. Where is he?
00:48:45 #694 He's gone.
00:48:48 #695 The body's gone?
00:48:49 #696 Say, what are you people trying to do to me?
00:48:51 #697 I'm sure, Sergeant.
00:48:52 #698 It's nothing but a tempest and a teapot.
00:48:54 #699 Miss Cannington had a note from the supposedly dead girl
00:48:57 #700 that will clear it all up.
00:48:58 #701 Where's the note?
00:48:59 #702 It's gone.
00:49:00 #703 The note's gone.
00:49:02 #704 Top is gone.
00:49:03 #705 The body's gone! Now look here!
00:49:05 #706 I don't have to come here to be made a fool of!
00:49:12 #707 Big part and safe, but I believe Miss Carrington left the note upstairs.
00:49:16 #708 Jim, pick the boys upstairs. Search everywhere. Don't miss anything!
00:49:19 #709 Tear it apart!
00:49:22 #710 Now look here, Rebecca. Quit stalling.
00:49:24 #711 Where is this guy, Tupper?
00:49:25 #712 I don't know.
00:49:26 #713 Well, what was he doing here in the first place?
00:49:28 #714 I don't know.
00:49:29 #715 Say, what do you think I am?
00:49:30 #716 I don't know.
00:49:32 #717 Who's this fresh guy?
00:49:33 #718 Oh, he's all right. He's a taxi driver.
00:49:35 #719 Yeah? Well, where's your taxi?
00:49:37 #720 Now, don't tell me that's disappeared too.
00:49:38 #721 Where do you think it is?
00:49:40 #722 I'm not supposed to think.
00:49:41 #723 I'm from the city hall.
00:49:44 #724 Now, where was I?
00:49:44 #725 I don't know.
00:49:48 #726 Emily, this cake is simply delicious.
00:49:51 #727 Glad you like it.
00:49:52 #728 It's the best you've ever made.
00:49:53 #729 This is not our cake.
00:49:54 #730 Oh, I forgot.
00:49:56 #731 Some cream, Emily, please.
00:49:58 #732 Cream.
00:49:59 #733 Yes, friend.
00:50:22 #734 Sitting, dear.
00:50:23 #735 It's chilly outside.
00:50:26 #736 But you never used to sit in our icebox.
00:50:29 #737 getting out of a nice warm bed to come and sit in someone's icebox.
00:50:32 #738 I don't understand it.
00:50:34 #739 Oh, but I do understand it, don't I, Emily?
00:50:37 #740 I hope so.
00:50:39 #741 That screen came from in here.
00:50:40 #742 Hey, look.
00:50:41 #743 A prowler. Who are you?
00:50:44 #744 I'm Mrs. Topper. Who are you?
00:50:45 #745 Mrs. Topper! Where's your husband?
00:50:48 #746 In the icebox.
00:50:49 #747 Has he got a body with him?
00:50:50 #748 Certainly, under his overcoat.
00:50:59 #749 So you're Topper, huh?
00:51:01 #750 With your mind coming out of cold storage?
00:51:03 #751 I will not.
00:51:05 #752 Say, what's the matter with him? Is he icebox crazy?
00:51:07 #753 He's suffering from hallucinations.
00:51:08 #754 Oh. You wouldn't by any chance be thinking you were a lamb chop?
00:51:13 #755 Now then, what do you mean by stealing this house in the middle of the night?
00:51:16 #756 And what have you done with that girl you had on your lap?
00:51:18 #757 Girl on his lap, eh?
00:51:19 #758 Oh, oh! A love triangle.
00:51:22 #759 Oh, do you really think so, officer?
00:51:24 #760 I get it.
00:51:25 #761 You sneaked in to here to see some gal.
00:51:27 #762 Your wife followed.
00:51:28 #763 You had to get rid of the dame so you knocked her off.
00:51:30 #764 Yes or no?
00:51:31 #765 I did not.
00:51:32 #766 Where's her body?
00:51:33 #767 I don't know.
00:51:34 #768 So you admit there is a body?
00:51:36 #769 Yes.
00:51:37 #770 I came over here to look for it.
00:51:39 #771 Well, how did you know it was here? She told me.
00:51:41 #772 She who she?
00:51:43 #773 The dead girl.
00:51:44 #774 Well, now we got it.
00:51:46 #775 Wait a minute.
00:51:47 #776 How could a dead person talk?
00:51:49 #777 I don't know, but this one does.
00:51:52 #778 Oh, I mean, I know you won't believe what I'm going to tell you,
00:51:56 #779 but we certainly won't.
00:51:57 #780 Where were you when the attempt was made on Miss Carrington's life?
00:52:01 #781 In the library, I think I don't know.
00:52:03 #782 Did you or did you not try to stab this young lady?
00:52:06 #783 Oh, don't be ridiculous, Officer.
00:52:08 #784 Cosmo wouldn't stab anybody.
00:52:10 #785 He can't even carve a turkey.
00:52:12 #786 Now listen, lady.
00:52:14 #787 Somebody kills a dame who talks after she's dead.
00:52:18 #788 And the body gets up and walks away.
00:52:21 #789 Somebody tried to whittle on this young lady.
00:52:23 #790 And I find him hiding in the icebox.
00:52:25 #791 You don't predict this.
00:52:26 #792 I don't want it.
00:52:27 #793 I just wish.
00:52:28 #794 You mean you're going to arrest him?
00:52:30 #795 Well, these ain't exactly charm bracelets, lady.
00:52:35 #796 He's got a gun.
00:52:37 #797 It's mine!
00:52:38 #798 Cosmo gives the man back his gun.
00:52:44 #799 Call out somebody!
00:52:45 #800 Cosmo, you'll hurt yourself!
00:52:46 #801 Riley, you'll light up the sticks for this!
00:52:47 #802 Pussy!
00:52:49 #803 It might go off.
00:52:50 #804 You shouldn't do that. They'll...
00:53:11 #805 Go off me.
00:53:13 #806 You shouldn't have made me do that.
00:53:16 #807 You want to go to jail?
00:53:17 #808 No, but we can't go on like this.
00:53:19 #809 My wife's the police. What do you suppose they think?
00:53:21 #810 They think you're guilty of housebreaking and murder.
00:53:23 #811 Yes.
00:53:24 #812 Come on, let's find my body.
00:53:25 #813 No, because after we do find it, I will be accused of murdering you.
00:53:27 #814 But I've got evidence to prove you're innocent.
00:53:29 #815 What evidence?
00:53:30 #816 This note I was supposed to have written and but didn't.
00:53:32 #817 Who did?
00:53:33 #818 I'll tell you when we find me.
00:53:35 #819 Come on.
00:53:46 #820 You, son!
00:55:06 #821 When it comes to picking out husbands, Mrs. Topper,
00:55:08 #822 you certainly take the cake.
00:55:09 #823 I only took a small piece and a little cup of tea.
00:55:12 #824 And there's no reason we should be locked up in here.
00:55:14 #825 Look, Mrs. Topper, I'm not complaining,
00:55:16 #826 but I'm a personal maid and not Admiral Burst.
00:55:18 #827 Oh, Emily, shut up!
00:55:20 #828 We'll all get pneumonia.
00:55:21 #829 Can't you break down the door?
00:55:22 #830 It's a solid as a rock!
00:55:24 #831 Come here!
00:55:25 #832 Liar!
00:55:26 #833 What's that funny noise?
00:55:27 #834 That's my teeth, Chatterick!
00:55:28 #835 Well, why don't you put them in your pocket?
00:55:30 #836 Who had your screwdriver?
00:55:31 #837 You need a screwdriver to get them out?
00:55:33 #838 I've got a button.
00:55:34 #839 Where is it?
00:55:35 #840 Home on my desk.
00:55:36 #841 Oh, my.
00:55:37 #842 Come on, everybody, look around the room.
00:55:38 #843 There ought to be something here we can use.
00:55:40 #844 Come on.
00:55:41 #845 Well, there's nothing in this joint but frozen tomatoes.
00:55:44 #846 You dead chicken.
00:55:45 #847 Look, can you do something with this?
00:55:47 #848 No, I give up.
00:55:48 #849 May I suggest, Sarah, that you break the glass?
00:55:50 #850 What?
00:55:51 #851 Break the glass.
00:55:52 #852 Okay.
00:55:53 #853 You look good enough to.
00:55:54 #854 He means the glass in the door, dummy.
00:55:57 #855 OK, but I think you're taking a lot of liberties.
00:55:59 #856 Look out.
00:56:12 #857 Now, wait a minute.
00:56:13 #858 I'll take charge of this.
00:56:15 #859 Rather, you take the upstairs and you take the downstairs.
00:56:17 #860 You take this.
00:56:18 #861 Personally, I think someone should call the police.
00:56:20 #862 Well, I'll take care of that.
00:56:22 #863 Check that for fingerprints.
00:57:06 #864 Don't be nervous.
00:57:08 #865 Still looking for a body?
00:57:29 #866 Yes.
00:57:30 #867 It was down there, but it just left.
00:57:34 #868 It left?
00:57:35 #869 It just put out the sea.
00:57:37 #870 That's the truth, boss.
00:57:38 #871 But I ain't going back to prove it.
00:57:40 #872 Oh, yes, you are.
00:57:42 #873 Yes, sir.
00:57:43 #874 My, my.
00:57:45 #875 The things I get myself into.
00:57:47 #876 Come on.
00:58:31 #877 First, stay right here until we get back.
00:58:34 #878 Yes, sir.
00:58:35 #879 Unless you get off the good odds.
00:58:51 #880 Top, you're terrible at rowing the boat.
00:58:54 #881 Get up front and let me do the rowing.
00:59:01 #882 Here we go.
00:59:02 #883 Hold tight.
00:59:03 #884 Oh, that ain't it.
00:59:22 #885 Yes, it is.
00:59:30 #886 Give me your hand.
00:59:31 #887 Why do it the hard way?
00:59:33 #888 It's the orders I got from the boss and them's the orders I'm passing on to you.
00:59:37 #889 We're gonna do it my way, see?
00:59:38 #890 Can't a guy ask questions?
00:59:40 #891 No.
00:59:41 #892 I say we dump her here, right where we dump butch and liverlip.
00:59:44 #893 It's out 10 miles and plenty deep.
00:59:46 #894 Oh, why not wrap her up in a concrete mud pack and drop her right here?
00:59:51 #895 That tide'll take her out.
00:59:53 #896 That's the boss' orders and don't argue with me.
00:59:56 #897 Go below and get that engine started.
00:59:57 #898 Okay.
01:00:11 #899 Come here quick.
01:00:14 #900 Here you are in here.
01:00:17 #901 Oh, dear, I look so uncomfortable.
01:00:31 #902 Start the engine. We'd better get off.
01:00:33 #903 No, you lower the boat and I'll take care of them.
01:00:36 #904 Get that engine run. My hat run. Let's stop.
01:01:03 #905 What stop it?
01:01:04 #906 I don't know.
01:01:09 #907 You dummy. I expect that engine to run with the juice turned off.
01:01:17 #908 But get out of the way.
01:01:18 #909 Leave it on.
01:01:42 #910 I didn't do it. Honest, I didn't.
01:02:11 #911 I'm bringing it back.
01:03:35 #912 Bring it back.
01:03:37 #913 Well, brother, you've got a lot of questions to answer.
01:03:40 #914 I got a hunch it ain't gonna be no quiz program.
01:03:42 #915 Don't take them upstairs, all right. Everybody here?
01:03:51 #916 Yes, sir. All here.
01:03:52 #917 All right.
01:03:54 #918 Now get this and get it straight.
01:03:57 #919 Nobody leaves this room unless I say so.
01:04:01 #920 Then you stop chewing that gum.
01:04:04 #921 Chewing?
01:04:05 #922 I ain't even breathing.
01:04:06 #923 Not you, her.
01:04:11 #924 I'm sorry, Miss Carrington.
01:04:12 #925 I know this is gonna be a bit unpleasant for you,
01:04:14 #926 But would you mind stepping in the next room with me?
01:04:32 #927 Miss Carrington.
01:04:34 #928 I'm going to raise this sheet.
01:04:37 #929 See if you can identify this young lady.
01:04:39 #930 How long has she been living here?
01:04:58 #931 She came here tonight with Miss Carrington.
01:05:04 #932 Nice looking, Gerald.
01:05:06 #933 Too bad she had to go so young.
01:05:10 #934 She's got awful big feet, though.
01:05:14 #935 Who did that?
01:05:15 #936 Who hit me when I wasn't looking?
01:05:20 #937 Was you in that room just now?
01:05:22 #938 Not now, then, or ever!
01:05:26 #939 Well, don't tell me the joint's haunted.
01:05:28 #940 Now look.
01:05:30 #941 I was standing in that room, minded my own business.
01:05:33 #942 Just as I say what big feats she's got, I get slapped in the kisser.
01:05:39 #943 Who did that?
01:05:48 #944 Who went out that door? Nobody.
01:05:49 #945 Now wait a minute, doors just don't open and shut themselves.
01:05:52 #946 Yeah, but that one did.
01:05:55 #947 Hey, who went out that door?
01:05:57 #948 Your hoody.
01:05:58 #949 Who? You feel better, dear?
01:05:59 #950 Well, she'd be all right if Charlie Chan had let her alone.
01:06:01 #951 Sergeant Roberts, I don't like to interfere,
01:06:04 #952 but is it necessary to subject my daughter to all this?
01:06:07 #953 She's terribly nervous.
01:06:09 #954 Would you please let her go to her room?
01:06:11 #955 Nobody leaves this room! Not even me!
01:06:14 #956 And that goes for the both of us.
01:06:16 #957 Feet, huh? I'll match mine with yours any day.
01:06:25 #958 Don't mind if I do.
01:06:36 #959 Innocent men stay home nights.
01:06:39 #960 They don't hide in iceboxes,
01:06:41 #961 and they don't take dead bodies on boat rides.
01:06:44 #962 Why did you kill her? I didn't.
01:06:47 #963 That's only one man's opinion.
01:06:49 #964 I can prove it.
01:06:51 #965 How?
01:06:53 #966 Leave me alone in that room for a minute.
01:06:55 #967 Oh, I'm not that dumb.
01:06:58 #968 Well, that's only one man's opinion, too.
01:07:01 #969 Officer, let him have his way.
01:07:03 #970 There are no windows in the trophy room.
01:07:05 #971 Any iceboxes?
01:07:06 #972 No.
01:07:07 #973 All right.
01:07:08 #974 I'll give you three minutes.
01:07:10 #975 If you're not back in this room with a 14-carat alibi,
01:07:12 #976 this lady's going to make one of the most charming widows I've ever met.
01:07:16 #977 Well, thank you, officer.
01:07:25 #978 Gail, where are you?
01:07:31 #979 Just getting another bottle, Toppy. Be right with you.
01:07:34 #980 And you and I will have a little drink together.
01:07:39 #981 Whoops! Catch me!
01:07:43 #982 Good boy, Toppy.
01:07:44 #983 Now you stand up and behave yourself.
01:07:51 #984 Sweetie, why me mush your hair?
01:07:53 #985 Stop it. Will you stop it? This is no time to be playful.
01:07:57 #986 Where's that note?
01:07:59 #987 What note?
01:08:01 #988 The proof you said you had.
01:08:03 #989 Tommy, I want to lie down. I'm sleepy.
01:08:08 #990 You can't get sleepy now. You've got me into this and you've got to get me out of it.
01:08:11 #991 Give me a hand.
01:08:12 #992 Oh, dear. Here, come on.
01:08:15 #993 Tommy, I feel so silly.
01:08:19 #994 Quiet!
01:08:20 #995 I mean, I'm no cold in here.
01:08:24 #996 Try to walk straight.
01:08:26 #997 You're pretty couch.
01:08:29 #998 There.
01:08:30 #999 Oh, must feel so good.
01:08:36 #1000 Tommy, put my feet up.
01:08:38 #1001 Oh, Gail, this is serious. Where is that note?
01:08:47 #1002 I don't know.
01:08:48 #1003 Try to think what you did with it or I'll be arrested.
01:08:51 #1004 Put a cold towel on my head, sweetie, and I'll try and think.
01:08:58 #1005 When I do, please, try to pull yourself together, will you?
01:09:02 #1006 You've got a little headache, you know.
01:09:24 #1007 Have you got an aspirin on you?
01:09:28 #1008 No. But I'll get you one.
01:09:31 #1009 That settles it.
01:09:37 #1010 That guy's as nutty as a candy bar.
01:09:40 #1011 Send for a straight jacket. Make it two.
01:09:43 #1012 One for me.
01:09:44 #1013 Now, where's that note?
01:10:03 #1014 What does this prove?
01:10:04 #1015 I didn't write it.
01:10:06 #1016 Who did?
01:10:06 #1017 Lily and the housekeeper.
01:10:09 #1018 Here's a sample of her handwriting.
01:10:14 #1019 They're identical.
01:10:16 #1020 Then she must be in on it.
01:10:19 #1021 Sit down.
01:10:24 #1022 You admit you wrote that letter, don't you?
01:10:27 #1023 Yes, and this is the note you found in the medid girls room
01:10:31 #1024 Yes
01:10:32 #1025 Then how do you account for that both being the same handwriting?
01:10:35 #1026 I don't know listen sister. It looks like you're all set for a first-degree murder rap
01:10:42 #1027 Course if you come clean we could go a little easier on you. I wasn't alone in this
01:10:46 #1028 I wrote the note, but I didn't kill her who did
01:10:59 #1029 Turn on the lights quick. Come on. Oh
01:11:05 #1030 There's a pickpocket in the joint.
01:11:07 #1031 Whoever stole that witness put her back.
01:11:09 #1032 Jim, search the cellar. Search the icebox.
01:11:11 #1033 Search the attic. Search me.
01:11:13 #1034 I've been in politics ten years,
01:11:15 #1035 and I've never seen anything as bold up as this is.
01:11:18 #1036 God, that's front door. Don't let anybody in or out.
01:11:24 #1037 What's down there?
01:11:25 #1038 That's the kitchen.
01:11:26 #1039 If I find that dame in the icebox, I'll resign.
01:11:29 #1040 And I'll drop dead.
01:11:31 #1041 Oh, come, come now. Brace up. Brace up.
01:11:34 #1042 I'd appreciate it so much if you'd stay here with my daughter.
01:11:37 #1043 If you'd stay here with my daughter, I want to talk to Sandra Roberts.
01:11:40 #1044 That'll be a pleasure, sir.
01:11:42 #1045 Oh, so are you going around opening and shutting doors?
01:11:57 #1046 Quiet.
01:11:58 #1047 I will not be quiet.
01:11:59 #1048 I'm so nervous I could scream.
01:12:01 #1049 In fact, I think I will. Let's do it together.
01:12:14 #1050 Stay here.
01:12:18 #1051 That sounds like my wife.
01:13:03 #1052 It's Carrington.
01:13:07 #1053 Where is she?
01:13:08 #1054 She was here a second ago.
01:13:09 #1055 What's happened now?
01:13:10 #1056 Miss Carrington disappeared.
01:13:12 #1057 Well, I left her with him.
01:13:13 #1058 Say, what is this? The funhouse at the beach?
01:13:16 #1059 Everybody that talks to you disappears.
01:13:18 #1060 Now I'm talking to you.
01:13:20 #1061 I suppose I'll turn up missing.
01:13:22 #1062 That is the best suggestion you've made tonight.
01:13:24 #1063 Well, that's all right.
01:13:26 #1064 Don't you ever park near a fire plug.
01:13:28 #1065 That's for you.
01:13:29 #1066 Officer, I want to go home.
01:13:32 #1067 I'll tell you when to go, and I'll tell you where to go.
01:13:36 #1068 Sit down.
01:13:38 #1069 Anne has disappeared.
01:13:52 #1070 Disappeared?
01:13:53 #1071 Entirely.
01:13:54 #1072 Well, we've got to find her.
01:13:55 #1073 Police won't let me out of their sight.
01:13:57 #1074 Well, they can't stop me.
01:14:01 #1075 Don't go out there.
01:14:02 #1076 Mrs. Tobler's just outside.
01:14:04 #1077 I'll fix that.
01:14:05 #1078 Huh?
01:14:06 #1079 Yeee-
01:14:16 #1080 Well, where is who, dear?
01:14:18 #1081 You know perfectly well who I mean, that girl.
01:14:21 #1082 There wasn't any.
01:14:22 #1083 Oh, yes there was.
01:14:23 #1084 I heard you both in that room.
01:14:25 #1085 Pardon me, Mrs. Tobler, but it's getting kind of late.
01:14:28 #1086 Can we settle this at home?
01:14:29 #1087 Edward, don't interrupt.
01:14:31 #1088 Yes, ma'am.
01:14:32 #1089 Cosmo, I should think after 20 years of married life
01:14:34 #1090 you wouldn't try to deceive me.
01:14:36 #1091 Why, I remember our honeymoon in Atlantic City.
01:14:38 #1092 You promised me you'd never look at another woman.
01:14:41 #1093 Mr. Tharn!
01:14:52 #1094 You better keep away from me or you'll be a pope.
01:14:54 #1095 Please, I've had a frightful night.
01:16:48 #1096 Boss, wait! Don't sit in that chair!
01:16:50 #1097 Whatever you do, don't sit in that chair!
01:16:53 #1098 Edward, will you stop interrupting?
01:16:59 #1099 Can't be reining in.
01:17:01 #1100 Well, if it has, it's all cleared up.
01:17:03 #1101 Well, I can't stand much more.
01:17:05 #1102 Oh, boss, that chair's deceptive, destructible, distrust-worthy,
01:17:08 #1103 and this is the voice of experience.
01:17:10 #1104 What are you talking about?
01:17:12 #1105 Boss, you sit in that chair and things happen quick.
01:17:14 #1106 Oh, don't talk nonsense.
01:17:16 #1107 It ain't nonsense. It's serious.
01:17:18 #1108 Look, boss, I sat in that chair just like this.
01:17:22 #1109 Cross my leg just like this. Lean back.
01:17:26 #1110 Here I go again.
01:17:29 #1111 Well, that's a silly way to leave the room.
01:17:30 #1112 Why didn't you use the door?
01:17:32 #1113 Mr. Topper!
01:17:33 #1114 As I was saying, I'll always stand by you no matter what happens.
01:17:39 #1115 Sir, just be quiet, will you, please?
01:17:41 #1116 Well, if that's the way you feel about it, I won't say another word.
01:17:44 #1117 Coming idea, we should have one of these in our house for weekend gifts.
01:18:08 #1118 Ha ha! Yelling!
01:18:11 #1119 Clearly, if I haven't seen it, get out of there.
01:18:23 #1120 Okay, you take it down this way and you go upstairs.
01:18:26 #1121 If you find anything, I'll be right here.
01:18:28 #1122 Boy, what a night.
01:18:30 #1123 I've never been on such a miracle all my life!
01:18:37 #1124 Oh, I sure needed that one.
01:18:38 #1125 Toppy, I just saw the murderer in the cellar. Who is he?
01:18:41 #1126 I don't know, I couldn't see his face,
01:18:43 #1127 but he was all muffled up in a big black cloak.
01:18:45 #1128 Well, whoever he is, he was in that room when the housekeeper disappeared.
01:18:48 #1129 Because I found a contraption in the fireplace that operated the chair she was sitting on.
01:18:52 #1130 Toppy. What?
01:18:53 #1131 We've got to make him convict himself.
01:18:55 #1132 Oh.
01:18:56 #1133 You sit in that chair and tell him that you know who the murderer is.
01:19:00 #1134 Me?
01:19:01 #1135 Sitting in that chair?
01:19:02 #1136 But I'll disappear too.
01:19:03 #1137 Oh no, not if you keep your eye on the fireplace.
01:19:06 #1138 And the first one that makes a move toward it, that's the one we're after.
01:19:10 #1139 Oh.
01:19:13 #1140 You're not afraid.
01:19:15 #1141 What makes you think I'm not?
01:19:17 #1142 I simply want to tell all I know.
01:19:19 #1143 Well, that shouldn't take very long.
01:19:21 #1144 Sit down.
01:19:23 #1145 Now, cut out the stalling.
01:19:25 #1146 Who killed Gayle Richards? Pick them out.
01:19:32 #1147 In the first place, the one they wanted to kill was Miss Carrington.
01:19:35 #1148 Well, never mind who they were after.
01:19:37 #1149 Who done it?
01:19:38 #1150 The murderer...
01:19:43 #1151 didn't know he'd killed the wrong girl.
01:19:45 #1152 When he found out, he was panicky and hid the body.
01:19:48 #1153 You see, Doctor, I did not have hallucinations.
01:19:51 #1154 Very interesting.
01:19:53 #1155 Who do you expect, Santa Claus?
01:19:55 #1156 Come on, who done it?
01:19:57 #1157 The housekeeper knew. She knew too much.
01:20:00 #1158 But she wasn't the one.
01:20:02 #1159 When she was about to confess,
01:20:05 #1160 she disappeared from this very chair.
01:20:09 #1161 And the person who called for her disappearance
01:20:11 #1162 was standing right beside this fireplace when it happened.
01:20:16 #1163 What do you say, Doc?
01:20:18 #1164 He's looking right straight at you.
01:20:20 #1165 What do you say, Doc?
01:20:21 #1166 He's looking right straight at you. The man's mad.
01:20:24 #1167 I was nowhere near the fireplace when it happened.
01:20:27 #1168 I was over there.
01:20:30 #1169 Rama, you were standing here by the fireplace.
01:20:34 #1170 You're mistaken, Dr. Jerry's.
01:20:36 #1171 I was standing by the library door.
01:20:38 #1172 Wait a minute.
01:20:40 #1173 Who was standing by the fireplace
01:20:41 #1174 when the housekeeper disappeared?
01:20:43 #1175 My father, you were there.
01:20:47 #1176 I, yes.
01:20:50 #1177 Come to think of it, I was.
01:20:51 #1178 Mr. Carrington, would you mind sitting in that chair?
01:20:56 #1179 Of course not. Never mind that.
01:21:31 #1180 Put your hands up, too.
01:21:33 #1181 And if you've got any sense, you won't move a muscle.
01:21:36 #1182 You see? That's all it was him.
01:21:40 #1183 Sergeant Roberts, it's been a pleasure to do business
01:21:42 #1184 with a man of your intelligence.
01:21:45 #1185 Seat driver, sit down.
01:23:03 #1186 Oh, I'd hate to be in your shoes.
01:25:02 #1187 First murder and now reckless driving.
01:25:05 #1188 The recording angel will certainly throw the book at you.
01:25:08 #1189 So, what are you doing here?
01:25:11 #1190 Steady, old boy.
01:25:12 #1191 A big fun.
01:25:13 #1192 Now, why did you try to kill your daughter?
01:25:16 #1193 Oh, don't be silly.
01:25:17 #1194 I'm not Anne's father.
01:25:19 #1195 Who are you?
01:25:20 #1196 I'm Walter Harburg, Carrington's partner.
01:25:23 #1197 Carrington was killed in a mine cave-in.
01:25:25 #1198 So that's it.
01:25:27 #1199 Why, you ghost of a double-crossin crook.
01:25:29 #1200 Anne must know about this.
01:25:31 #1201 Too late now.
01:25:32 #1202 We're stuck here till she finds out.
01:25:34 #1203 And when she knows the truth, I can go to heaven,
01:25:37 #1204 and you can go to... Give me a pencil, quick.
01:25:39 #1205 And a piece of paper.
01:25:40 #1206 Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
01:25:44 #1207 Take a letter.
01:25:46 #1208 Dear Anne, I am not your father, period.
01:25:49 #1209 Well, if he was looking for an accident, he sure found it.
01:26:06 #1210 This is gonna cost him his driver's license. You know that, don't you?
01:26:09 #1211 Wait. Give this to Anne.
01:26:20 #1212 I'm sorry about your father, Miss Carrington.
01:26:22 #1213 Wait a minute. He wasn't her father. Miss Camden, this is for you.
01:26:31 #1214 Well, what's this all about?
01:26:32 #1215 Oh, here, read it.
01:26:33 #1216 Or am I expecting too much?
01:26:36 #1217 What did you get this note?
01:26:37 #1218 It flew into my hand.
01:26:41 #1219 Notes to fly.
01:26:42 #1220 Fathers that ain't fathers.
01:26:44 #1221 Leaping chairs.
01:26:46 #1222 Come on, let's get out of here before the trees start talking.
01:26:49 #1223 And here I go.
01:26:57 #1224 Edward, come back here.
01:26:59 #1225 Not me. From now on, I used to be your chauffeur.
01:27:01 #1226 If you were to drive us home.
01:27:03 #1227 Not in that car.
01:27:04 #1228 Enough is enough.
01:27:05 #1229 And that's what I've had, a abundancy of.
01:27:09 #1230 Very well. If that's the way you feel about it, Emily will drive us.
01:27:12 #1231 And Cosmo, this time I'll sit on your lap.
01:27:15 #1232 All right, darling.
01:27:17 #1233 Emily, do you know how to drive?
01:27:19 #1234 No, ma'am.
01:27:20 #1235 Isn't it exciting?
01:27:22 #1236 Thanks, Eddie. You've been a great help.
01:27:33 #1237 Sorry I had to dump you in the water, old boy.