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00:00:00 #1 And now, one, two, three!

00:00:03 #2 Four brilliant criminals have the climax of their most magnificent effort.

00:01:49 #3 This effort began six months ago in Portavato, where we were all aboard the ship for Africa.

00:01:55 #4 And they were my associates in a quest for uranium.

00:01:59 #5 An element not one of them knew the first thing about, except that they'd heard you could get dough for it. Big dough.

00:02:05 #6 Oh, I mean, what do you suppose they are?

00:02:08 #7 Businessmen, does it matter?

00:02:10 #8 Well, if we're going to be on a small boat looking for weeks and weeks.

00:02:13 #9 I only said they might be from the passengers.

00:02:16 #10 Harry, we must be aware of those men. They're desperate characters.

00:02:19 #11 What makes you say that?

00:02:21 #12 Not one of them looked at my legs.

00:02:23 #13 I think this is Dan Rother with Morning Billy Boy.

00:02:30 #14 Care to join us in the stroll?

00:02:32 #15 Turn up the bars, sweat out the toxins.

00:02:34 #16 Help nature to help you.

00:02:36 #17 Wouldn't it rain, Marvitt?

00:02:40 #18 Really, Billy? You mustn't be so offhand with Mr. Peabody, sir.

00:02:43 #19 If I were to treat him with more than common politeness,

00:02:46 #20 understand and try to push me around. Mr. Peterson is a bully.

00:02:51 #21 Billy, did you see this?

00:02:55 #22 That many London has been killed.

00:02:57 #23 What man?

00:02:59 #24 Paul Vanmere, high ranking official in the Colonial Office,

00:03:02 #25 was stepped to death early this morning by an unknown assailant

00:03:06 #26 outside the club in Soho.

00:03:08 #27 This is the third crime of violence to occur in that vicinity

00:03:11 #28 within the past month. What is it, Billy?

00:03:27 #29 In Heaven's name, Billy, say something.

00:03:29 #30 And of course that Peterson arranged this.

00:03:44 #31 It seems there's been a lot of violence around there lately.

00:03:47 #32 Don't pretend to be a fool.

00:03:48 #33 But look, Billy, this happened early Tuesday morning.

00:03:51 #34 We'd all left London well before that.

00:03:53 #35 What about Jack Ross? What about the galloping major?

00:03:56 #36 But he only... I thought he only stayed behind to get that phone call from Ambassador.

00:04:00 #37 If it came through, he'll be here this morning.

00:04:03 #38 Well?

00:04:04 #39 Don't get so excited. Don't jump to unpleasant conclusions.

00:04:09 #40 Jump? They might as well have drawn a map.

00:04:11 #41 Why was Peterson worried about Van Mere?

00:04:13 #42 What made him think he was dangerous?

00:04:15 #43 He was afraid Van Mere wouldn't stay bought.

00:04:17 #44 He'd afraid he'd get the wind up after we'd gone.

00:04:21 #45 He had visions of him trotting upstairs to his superiors,

00:04:24 #46 announcing I have certain information,

00:04:26 #47 certain persons have paid certain sums of money.

00:04:28 #48 Don't talk so loud, Billy.

00:04:30 #49 To obtain illegal rights to certain mineral supplies.

00:04:32 #50 That Indian, that Raj or whatever he was

00:04:35 #51 that you worked for in the old days,

00:04:37 #52 he killed a lot of people, didn't he?

00:04:39 #53 Ah, but he had a better style. Besides, he was out for a kingdom.

00:04:42 #54 Half the size of France.

00:04:44 #55 What's the difference between that and millions of dollars?

00:04:47 #56 We must think of the future, Billy.

00:04:50 #57 This is our big chance. They may be our last.

00:04:52 #58 Except for Mr. Peterson, we couldn't even pay last night's hotel bill.

00:04:57 #59 Where are you going?

00:04:58 #60 Well, not a cafe. Drink a lot of Perno and listen to the band.

00:05:01 #61 You won't make it fast, will you? It doesn't do to make it fast.

00:05:04 #62 You have to think of the main objective.

00:05:06 #63 Do the big fussing.

00:05:11 #64 Move, Gwynlyn.

00:05:21 #65 Bacis.

00:05:22 #66 Not quite now, Convict Billy.

00:06:02 #67 Hard liquor before noon.

00:06:04 #68 I'm celebrating.

00:06:05 #69 Celebrating what?

00:06:06 #70 The safe arrival of the major.

00:06:07 #71 He came galloping in a minute ago, looking tired but satisfied.

00:06:11 #72 I take it his mission was accomplished.

00:06:16 #73 Yes, but he's getting on for lunchtime, gentlemen.

00:06:18 #74 I'll see you later, Billy.

00:06:23 #75 Go on, move, Gwynlyn.

00:06:25 #76 Gwynlyn, it's your move.

00:06:28 #77 Oh.

00:06:30 #78 Check.

00:06:31 #79 Clowns.

00:06:33 #80 Are you sailing on the Nihanga?

00:06:35 #81 Africa bound.

00:06:37 #82 So are we. Oh my name is Chelm, this is my wife.

00:06:39 #83 How do you do, my name's Tanner. How do you do?

00:06:42 #84 Are your friends alien too?

00:06:43 #85 The whole kitten caboodle.

00:06:46 #86 You're a very mysterious group I must say.

00:06:48 #87 Really, Gwendolyn?

00:06:49 #88 Well, how so mysterious?

00:06:51 #89 Well, for one thing, you all appear to be of different nationalities.

00:06:55 #90 Your move, Gwendolyn.

00:06:58 #91 Jack, I have a theory about you and your friends.

00:07:02 #92 Correction, my associates.

00:07:05 #93 As a matter of fact, I think your doctors, evil ones, I mean.

00:07:10 #94 You're going to the heart of the jungle where human life is cheap

00:07:13 #95 to perform ghastly experiments which require the sacrifice of thousands on the altar of science.

00:07:19 #96 You must excuse my wife. She has a very lively imagination.

00:07:26 #97 Check me.

00:07:27 #98 I don't know how you expect me to play a decent game when you keep talking all the time.

00:07:31 #99 Harry's been all out of sorts today.

00:07:34 #100 Usually he's a wonderful loser.

00:07:36 #101 Good morning, Mr. Danrada.

00:07:38 #102 I bring you the captain's compliments,

00:07:40 #103 along with the sad news that the sailing of the SS Nijanga has been postponed.

00:07:44 #104 Now, look here. This boat is definitely, most definitely,

00:07:47 #105 scheduled to sail at 2400 hours.

00:07:50 #106 Scheduled, Mr. Chelm, but not, I fear, destined to do so.

00:07:54 #107 The Pellegriner is the captain drunk.

00:07:56 #108 Of course the captain is drunk, but the real trouble is with the oil pump.

00:07:59 #109 Well, it's not good enough. Simply not good enough.

00:08:02 #110 Quite right, sir. But you're putting it too mildly.

00:08:04 #111 The present oil pump is no good at all.

00:08:06 #112 Well, how much delay does this mean?

00:08:08 #113 To locate, bargain for purchase, and install a new one

00:08:11 #114 we'll require, I should say, more than a day,

00:08:14 #115 less than a fortnight.

00:08:17 #116 Utter, hopeless inefficiency.

00:08:19 #117 Probably it isn't the oil pump at all.

00:08:21 #118 Just making it an excuse to hang about

00:08:23 #119 and pick up extra cargo.

00:08:25 #120 Guns are open.

00:08:26 #121 I wouldn't be surprised if she turns out to be smuggling.

00:08:29 #122 What a miserable place to be stuck in.

00:08:31 #123 Squally fifth rate port.

00:08:34 #124 Ever been in Fort Evertto before?

00:08:36 #125 No, I don't know this part of the world at all.

00:08:38 #126 I thought not. Otherwise you wouldn't be so upset about staying.

00:08:41 #127 My magnificent country.

00:08:43 #128 Ruins vivid by moonlight, fine stretch of beach.

00:08:46 #129 Back there in the hills, one of the few spots left in the world.

00:08:50 #130 Where you can get decent food and drink. It's called the Blue Pavilion.

00:08:54 #131 I insist you give me the pleasure of having dinner with us tonight.

00:08:58 #132 That's all we can do.

00:09:00 #133 Us? You and your associates?

00:09:02 #134 My wife and me.

00:09:04 #135 The committee?

00:09:06 #136 Oh, Mr. Tellm, I want you to meet a friend of mine.

00:09:09 #137 This is the galloping major.

00:09:11 #138 The committee wants you to total out.

00:09:12 #139 OK. Right away. I'll be along.

00:09:15 #140 They're the total.

00:09:16 #141 I said I'd be along.

00:09:17 #142 They don't like to be kept waiting.

00:09:21 #143 I'll lay on a car.

00:09:22 #144 We'll meet in front of the hotel at six.

00:09:24 #145 Out of it, there, Chief.

00:09:28 #146 Dan rather an American I suppose anyway I quite like him

00:09:35 #147 Time 24 hours in the day

00:09:38 #148 1,440 minutes for somebody else to get busy on the same idea as ours

00:09:41 #149 We ought to ever got the plane and the flow now they say said from the start you remember I say the horror

00:09:47 #150 My name is not horror. It is or her. Yeah, mr. O'Hara. Yes, mr. Oral

00:09:52 #151 But you remember I said it I said we ought to take a plane time time. What is time?

00:09:57 #152 Swiss manufactured, French ordered, Italian squandered.

00:10:01 #153 Americans say this money, Hindu say it does not exist.

00:10:04 #154 You know what I say? I say time is a crook.

00:10:07 #155 If we took a plane, we'd be there inside 15 hours.

00:10:10 #156 He stayed over... Who, not so late?

00:10:12 #157 I don't want any more talk about flying. The sky is for the birds.

00:10:14 #158 My feet are on the ground. Both of them.

00:10:16 #159 Come in, Billy boy.

00:10:19 #160 What's all the fuss about?

00:10:23 #161 No fuss, Billy. We're merely wondering what course to pursue

00:10:26 #162 in view of this unfortunate delay.

00:10:28 #163 Join the peasants in their revels, go to church, write your memoirs.

00:10:34 #164 Very funny. I like an associate of mine to have a sense of humour.

00:10:38 #165 Good laugh does more for the stomach muscles than five minutes setting up exercises.

00:10:45 #166 And now that we've had our moment of fun and all the better for it, let's get back to the question.

00:10:49 #167 Doesn't this delay call for a cable to your friend in British East?

00:10:53 #168 Mustin' sand cables. Can't you get it through your head that the population down there has trained noses

00:10:58 #169 they can smell a uranium deal like a cat smells fish.

00:11:01 #170 But aren't you afraid, Billy, that when our little party doesn't show up on the date you said,

00:11:06 #171 aren't you a teeny bit afraid that your friend might use this as an excuse to begin negotiations elsewhere?

00:11:12 #172 If my friend were looking for an excuse, you'd find a better one in the morning papers.

00:11:18 #173 What do you mean?

00:11:20 #174 I'm talking about the untimely demise of Paul Van Meere.

00:11:23 #175 I'm a Paul, Billy. What an unholy opinion you must have of your colleagues.

00:11:32 #176 To imagine that we...

00:11:34 #177 Look here, Peterson, you don't have to convince me of anything.

00:11:36 #178 You don't care what I think as long as I don't do anything about it.

00:11:40 #179 And I won't, unless you ever decide to stick that knife-happy little junkie on me.

00:11:44 #180 Watch yourself, Larry.

00:11:46 #181 Now, Jack, behave yourself.

00:11:49 #182 Sit down. For shame, Billy.

00:11:53 #183 I think you owe an apology to everybody in this room.

00:11:56 #184 And if you're half the gentleman I know you are, I'm sure you'll make it.

00:12:00 #185 As I was saying, Peter, you have nothing to worry about.

00:12:02 #186 My friend won't pull out unless I tell him to.

00:12:05 #187 For purely venal reasons. That's the last thing I have in mind.

00:12:10 #188 Jack, give Billy a light.

00:12:12 #189 A wonderful car.

00:12:25 #190 It looks as if it had won the Grand Prix de Ligue 1 many years ago.

00:12:28 #191 Oh, it did. It was built for our poster.

00:12:30 #192 You know, the bullfighter.

00:12:31 #193 He had it made this way so we could stand up and take powers.

00:12:33 #194 He only got one ride and never quitted to me on his deathbed.

00:12:36 #195 Well, here's to Oroposo. I hope you like champagne.

00:12:39 #196 You mean it's yours?

00:12:40 #197 Well, I gave it to my former chauffeur the fat bandit in the front seat.

00:12:43 #198 Harry, look at that wonderful villa.

00:12:45 #199 Well, that was Brady Crampton's.

00:12:47 #200 Oh, you mean Lord Crampton in Gloucestershire?

00:12:50 #201 His family acres marched hand in hand with ours.

00:12:53 #202 Gloucestershire. The cathedral towns, trout fishing, garden parties.

00:12:59 #203 What a beautiful life.

00:13:01 #204 You know England well?

00:13:03 #205 Immersionally, I am English.

00:13:06 #206 I serve tea every afternoon with crumpets.

00:13:09 #207 And I've always kept up my subscription to Country Life and the Tatler.

00:13:14 #208 Trouble with England, it's all pomp and no circumstance.

00:13:16 #209 You're very wise to get out of it, escape while you can.

00:13:19 #210 All right, hardly describe myself as escaping.

00:13:21 #211 Simply so happened to the relative of mine, first cousin actually,

00:13:24 #212 who died recently, happened to be the owner of a coffee plantation.

00:13:27 #213 Africa's the place now.

00:13:28 #214 You talk about the diamond boys, the gold boys.

00:13:30 #215 They just skimmed a little off the top.

00:13:32 #216 The potential mineral wealth of Africa's hardly been scratched.

00:13:35 #217 Now there is a villa.

00:13:37 #218 Big.

00:13:39 #219 That's the Villa Capriccio.

00:13:40 #220 Famed and song and story.

00:13:41 #221 A three-star attraction in Baydeck.

00:13:43 #222 Who's is it?

00:13:44 #223 The bank's on it now. It used to be mine.

00:13:46 #224 Yours?

00:13:47 #225 Yes. I brought old Charles over from Foucaise.

00:13:49 #226 You know, the old Foucaise to run it for me.

00:13:51 #227 Then when I decided to pull up stakes,

00:13:53 #228 I bought him this restaurant we're going to.

00:13:55 #229 At least I could do to show my appreciation.

00:13:57 #230 Well, here we are.

00:13:59 #231 Charles! Charles!

00:14:01 #232 Wait here a minute while I round old Charles,

00:14:03 #233 he doesn't even know we're in this neck of the woods.

00:14:05 #234 Charles! Charles!

00:14:09 #235 She must think we're extraordinarily naive.

00:14:11 #236 You all those people, owned that vast villa,

00:14:14 #237 bought this place because he liked the fellow's cooking.

00:14:17 #238 What a bore to do that.

00:14:19 #239 Perhaps he did.

00:14:20 #240 I beg your leave to doubt it. Did you notice his wife?

00:14:23 #241 She seemed to be rather sensitive, little woman.

00:14:25 #242 Really embarrassed by all that rot.

00:14:27 #243 I am sorry, sir. As you see, we are closed.

00:14:30 #244 We do not open for another two months.

00:14:33 #245 Charles, what the devil's going on here?

00:14:35 #246 This place is falling to rack and ruin.

00:14:37 #247 The place is closed. We'll have to die in the hotel after all.

00:14:39 #248 Monsieur Dan.

00:14:43 #249 Monsieur... Monsieur Dan.

00:14:46 #250 Madame, why did you not let me know you were coming?

00:14:50 #251 You did not say you were with Monsieur Dan.

00:14:53 #252 Nothing is close to Monsieur Dan.

00:14:56 #253 I'd better see you again, child.

00:14:58 #254 It's been too long, Mr. Dunn.

00:15:00 #255 Not since the night you left the villa.

00:15:03 #256 Remember, you're farewell party life.

00:15:05 #257 I never sensed to forget it.

00:15:07 #258 Remember how in the morning we escorted you to the train

00:15:10 #259 with violins playing, and everybody cried,

00:15:14 #260 like when a king you love very much leaves this country.

00:15:17 #261 Ha.

00:15:20 #262 Aren't you dressed, yet?

00:15:22 #263 Do I appear to be dressed?

00:15:24 #264 Do dress, do hurry.

00:15:25 #265 It's a wonderful day. Billy wants us to go out and see his pillar.

00:15:30 #266 His former pillar.

00:15:32 #267 I can't go. I have a chill on my liver.

00:15:37 #268 What a miserable place to be healed.

00:15:39 #269 And you forgot to pack my hot water bottle.

00:15:42 #270 You packed it.

00:15:43 #271 I remember it.

00:15:48 #272 Hello?

00:15:52 #273 I'm afraid we can't. Harry has this wretched chill.

00:15:55 #274 Give me the telephone.

00:15:58 #275 A cell here?

00:16:00 #276 Yes.

00:16:03 #277 Absolutely. A hot water bottle.

00:16:08 #278 That's very, very good of you, old boy.

00:16:11 #279 Look here, Dan Rather, would you mind very much if my wife went alone?

00:16:15 #280 She enjoys this sightseeing sort of stuff, you know?

00:16:19 #281 Spend it. Spend it. I'll send her along.

00:16:26 #282 You know, Gwendly, nowadays, one simply cannot afford to dismiss people

00:16:29 #283 just because they're not one sort.

00:16:32 #284 One has to try and bridge the gulf.

00:16:35 #285 After all, it's a new world we're going into.

00:16:38 #286 One's got to take it as one finds it, face it, use it, master it.

00:16:43 #287 You know, I've seen Americans on the street in the cinema, of course, but I've never talked to one before.

00:17:19 #288 Are you a typical American? I think it's important that I should know.

00:17:23 #289 Why important?

00:17:26 #290 There are two good reasons for falling in love.

00:17:29 #291 One is that the object of your affections is unlike anyone else.

00:17:33 #292 A rare spirit, such as Lord Byron.

00:17:36 #293 The other is that he's like everybody else, only superior.

00:17:40 #294 Harry, for instance, is the very best of a type.

00:17:43 #295 Well, if you must know, I'm a typical rare spirit.

00:17:46 #296 How long did you live here?

00:17:48 #297 Well, the longest I've ever lived, anyway, is two years.

00:17:51 #298 Well, when you were a child, didn't you ever have a mother and a father

00:17:55 #299 and a house and a street and a town?

00:17:57 #300 No, I, uh, I was an orphan until I was 20,

00:18:00 #301 and a rich and beautiful lady adopted me.

00:18:04 #302 You know, I've changed my mind about your being an evil doctor.

00:18:08 #303 You're off to keep a rendezvous someplace in Africa sacred to the tribesmen.

00:18:13 #304 You're going to found a new empire and make yourself master of the riches of the world.

00:18:19 #305 But you need a beautiful blonde queen to impress the natives as the incarnation of the Queen of Sheba.

00:18:26 #306 That's why you're making a pass at me.

00:18:28 #307 Am I?

00:18:29 #308 Of course.

00:18:30 #309 I don't generally go sightseeing with strange men.

00:18:34 #310 You don't believe that, do you?

00:18:36 #311 Oh, I believe anything you say.

00:18:38 #312 Do you?

00:18:40 #313 Well, you shouldn't, you know. You really shouldn't.

00:18:43 #314 Mr. Chalm?

00:18:45 #315 Yes?

00:18:46 #316 It's I, Mrs. Delnada, Maria.

00:18:49 #317 Oh, come in.

00:18:51 #318 Tea for two and two for tea.

00:18:54 #319 Now that's most awfully kind of you.

00:18:56 #320 You shouldn't have troubled them.

00:18:58 #321 Billy told me you had a chill.

00:19:00 #322 A bit of one on the liver. Two tarsam.

00:19:02 #323 Milk, of course.

00:19:04 #324 Of course.

00:19:09 #325 I feel I should like somehow to do him a good turn or some kind.

00:19:13 #326 You do?

00:19:14 #327 Well, naturally.

00:19:15 #328 Oh, I see. Naturally.

00:19:17 #329 I think it would be nice if you were able to do something for him.

00:19:22 #330 Help him along. Give him the benefit of your advice.

00:19:25 #331 Delighted, of course. For instance.

00:19:28 #332 Oh, something with business.

00:19:31 #333 He was very pleased with that tip you gave him on the way home last night about the gold shares.

00:19:35 #334 I've forgotten what I told him, what was it?

00:19:37 #335 I don't remember either. I was listening to your voice.

00:19:43 #336 I wasn't listening to what you said.

00:19:45 #337 You see, if you were helping him, it would be so much easier for us to be together a lot out there in Africa.

00:19:54 #338 Was Hanny headed for business?

00:19:56 #339 Why, he's simply brilliant.

00:19:58 #340 I wouldn't have thought it.

00:20:00 #341 But of course he is.

00:20:02 #342 You don't suppose I'd marry a nanny, do you?

00:20:05 #343 If you imagine that Harry's simply going to Africa to plant coffee,

00:20:09 #344 you're very much mistaken.

00:20:11 #345 In point of fact, in point of fact,

00:20:15 #346 coffee is the least of Harry's interests.

00:20:17 #347 In point of fact, the land he is acquiring

00:20:21 #348 is extremely rich in certain minerals.

00:20:24 #349 Minerals which are indispensable to the production of atomic energy.

00:20:28 #350 Harry's land simply deems with uranium.

00:20:31 #351 Wouldn't surprise me to see him become a uranium king.

00:20:34 #352 So you see, my husband isn't such a nitty as you may have imagined.

00:20:38 #353 It might very well be worth your while to go in with him.

00:20:42 #354 The potential mineral wealth of Africa's hardly been scratched.

00:20:45 #355 I was telling you last night.

00:20:47 #356 Well, of course. It's a well-known fact.

00:20:53 #357 Billy Boy, had a happy day.

00:21:14 #358 Very. I'm so glad.

00:21:16 #359 What an attractive woman Mrs. Chalmith.

00:21:19 #360 Is that what you call me over to tell me?

00:21:21 #361 Who are the Chalms?

00:21:22 #362 They're English. Going out to British East, they have a coffee plantation.

00:21:25 #363 Any money in coffee?

00:21:26 #364 No, but there's a type of Englishman who goes off to coffee plantations

00:21:29 #365 without caring whether there's any money in it or not.

00:21:31 #366 Well, they do believe them coffee plantations and they go out to them.

00:21:35 #367 But why this sudden interest in the Chalms?

00:21:37 #368 I just like to know who's making friends with my friends.

00:21:40 #369 Now you know.

00:21:55 #370 You know, if I ever leave you, it'll be for someone of the type of Harry Chalm.

00:22:00 #371 Well, believe her you.

00:22:02 #372 I suppose that type of Englishman is like a story I once heard.

00:22:07 #373 An English gardener in England was showing some Americans

00:22:11 #374 one of those wonderful English loans.

00:22:14 #375 And of course they wanted to know how to make a loan like that.

00:22:17 #376 And this English gardener said.

00:22:19 #377 He said all you have to do is get some good grass

00:22:21 #378 and roll it every day for 600 years.

00:22:23 #379 I heard that story before you were born.

00:22:26 #380 Englishmen tell it when they're feeling down in the mouth.

00:22:29 #381 You just don't understand the chel type.

00:22:33 #382 You're not even listening. You never do.

00:22:36 #383 Someday I'll say goodbye and you won't hear that either.

00:22:40 #384 One day I shall really meet my type and run off with him

00:22:44 #385 and you'll be simply amazed.

00:22:46 #386 That's possible.

00:22:48 #387 George Moore said, I learned it by heart years ago.

00:22:52 #388 He said that each great passion is the fruit of many fruitless years.

00:22:58 #389 George Moore was a very distinguished English writer, you know.

00:23:02 #390 Except that he was Irish.

00:23:04 #391 Cheer up, sugar.

00:23:06 #392 If I make a million on this deal, I'll buy you an old English lawn

00:23:10 #393 when we can roll up and take with us.

00:23:12 #394 Really?

00:23:18 #395 What's our wide-eyed Irish leprechaun doing outside my door?

00:23:23 #396 Why do you always make jokes about my name, huh?

00:23:26 #397 In Chile, the name of O'Hara is a tipped-up name.

00:23:29 #398 Many Germans in Chile have become to be called O'Hara.

00:23:32 #399 Good morning, Mr. O'Hara.

00:23:34 #400 Madam, my respects.

00:23:36 #401 Perhaps Mr. O'Hara would like something to drink?

00:23:39 #402 Yes, uh, maybe perhaps a little whiskey, uh?

00:23:43 #403 Very weak, please.

00:23:45 #404 What's this visit and honor of it?

00:23:47 #405 Oh, just wanted to have a little talk with you.

00:23:52 #406 Okay, but make it fast.

00:23:54 #407 Fast? I give you my word, Billy.

00:23:58 #408 I give you my word, I feel to you like...

00:24:02 #409 like an older brother.

00:24:04 #410 Well, it's not so much the difference of age.

00:24:06 #411 It's, uh...

00:24:07 #412 it's probably...

00:24:09 #413 yes, the reason is because...

00:24:11 #414 because I come from a culture which is so much older than you as in my country.

00:24:16 #415 A child, six years old,

00:24:18 #416 is older in his heart than you'll be at that 60.

00:24:22 #417 It smokes, it drinks, it philosophizes.

00:24:25 #418 This rate I'll be 60 before you get to the point.

00:24:28 #419 The point... the point is that...

00:24:31 #420 that Peterson rebelled myself.

00:24:34 #421 We are the principles in this case.

00:24:36 #422 We are in with the money.

00:24:38 #423 We cannot switch around and turn and put an agent.

00:24:42 #424 It's easy to imagine that he conceivably doesn't feel himself

00:24:47 #425 quite as irrevocably committed as Peterson or the...

00:24:52 #426 We're fellow passengers, I believe.

00:24:57 #427 Not quite yet, would you say?

00:24:59 #428 Too sadly true.

00:25:00 #429 By any chance, you don't happen to have seen your Mr. Dan rather, have I?

00:25:03 #430 I don't think Billy's up yet.

00:25:05 #431 He's rather a late riser.

00:25:07 #432 But he said it. He said it.

00:25:09 #433 Well, anyway.

00:25:10 #434 I shouldn't put too much stock on what Billy says, particularly when he's had a few drinks.

00:25:14 #435 It's not that he means to break his word. He just forgets that he's given it.

00:25:17 #436 Charm and dependability so seldom go in one package.

00:25:20 #437 There are exceptions, of course.

00:25:22 #438 Your husband, I imagine, from his manner and behaviour is one.

00:25:25 #439 Oh, yes, very. Well, quite heavy.

00:25:28 #440 I am still looking forward to meeting your husband and having a chat about Africa.

00:25:32 #441 By all means.

00:25:34 #442 I understand he's in coffee.

00:25:36 #443 You make sound like a total immersion.

00:25:39 #444 Part of Africa we're going to is due for some pretty important changes.

00:25:42 #445 In my opinion, things will be booming out there before you can say Jack Robinson.

00:25:46 #446 I do hope there won't be too many changes.

00:25:48 #447 It's completely unspoiled. I hear there's some lovely scenery in the world.

00:25:52 #448 I can't imagine anything more lovely than a few acres of gold and diamonds

00:25:56 #449 cropping up on a piece of land I bought for a song.

00:25:59 #450 Heaven forbid. Next thing there'd be big ugly holes everywhere

00:26:03 #451 and great horrid machines instead of a lovely scenery.

00:26:07 #452 Anyway, I don't think my husband worries much about money and business.

00:26:11 #453 Really?

00:26:13 #454 I mean, to appreciate my husband's point of view,

00:26:16 #455 One has to understand his background.

00:26:19 #456 Those lawns, hundreds of years in the making.

00:26:22 #457 Those immemorial elms, those walls hung with family portraits,

00:26:27 #458 generations of them, those great echoing galleries

00:26:30 #459 where so much of English history is being made.

00:26:33 #460 Taxes must be terrific on a place like that.

00:26:37 #461 What would people like the Chels care about taxes

00:26:40 #462 with their kind of money?

00:26:41 #463 I mean, when a family's been a power in the city of London

00:26:44 #464 for so long.

00:26:45 #465 One of the great financial families.

00:26:47 #466 Pine the city? You mean...

00:26:50 #467 Oh, yes, of course, one of those gems.

00:26:52 #468 I'm surprised you know about them at all.

00:26:55 #469 Very few people do.

00:26:56 #470 They prefer to work behind the scenes.

00:26:58 #471 I find it rather hard to believe that a man in your husband's position

00:27:02 #472 would go to Africa just for the coffee plot.

00:27:06 #473 You're very quick, aren't you?

00:27:08 #474 In point of fact, he isn't.

00:27:10 #475 In point of fact, he has a very special reason.

00:27:13 #476 So I suspected it has to do with

00:27:16 #477 sin

00:27:19 #478 Sin since the war my husband has been almost exclusively concerned with

00:27:24 #479 Spiritual values he feels that if he can get away there in the heart of Africa

00:27:29 #480 He will come face-to-face with essentials. He wants to work out the problem of sin

00:27:35 #481 Sin why yes, of course

00:27:38 #482 Isn't that what we're almost concerned with?

00:27:41 #483 sin

00:27:44 #484 What are you doing here? I thought we were supposed to meet on the beach.

00:27:48 #485 Harry, I want you to meet Mr...

00:27:50 #486 My name is Peterson. I've been having the most delightful talk to your wife.

00:27:54 #487 She tells me you're interested in spiritual values.

00:27:57 #488 I might self-embusy the concern.

00:27:58 #489 Harry, we really better be going. We'll excuse ourselves, Mr Peterson.

00:28:02 #490 What have you been telling that man?

00:28:04 #491 Nothing, Harry. He got onto the subject of religion.

00:28:07 #492 I just happened to mention that we usually go to church on Sunday.

00:28:12 #493 Billy, I...

00:28:13 #494 I think it is hard time you take stuck of yourself.

00:28:16 #495 Can you truthfully say about yourself,

00:28:18 #496 I, I, Billy Dan Royter, have acted fairly and squarely to my associates, huh?

00:28:24 #497 But of course you can, Mr. O'Hara. Everybody knows Billy's the soul of honor.

00:28:28 #498 Shut up, Shibuya.

00:28:29 #499 Perhaps he is the soul of honor and perhaps appearance are deceiving.

00:28:32 #500 You mind telling me what it is I'm supposed to have done?

00:28:35 #501 Nothing.

00:28:36 #502 It's your conduct, you're... your conduct isn't...

00:28:39 #503 If conduct does not inspire confidence and confidence,

00:28:43 #504 Billy, it's the most important necessity

00:28:45 #505 in an undertaking of our kind.

00:28:46 #506 One may be completely innocent,

00:28:48 #507 but if one's actions invite suspicion,

00:28:50 #508 one might as well be guilty.

00:28:51 #509 To be trustworthy is not more important than...

00:28:54 #510 than to seem to be trustworthy.

00:28:56 #511 Billy, have you done something you shouldn't have?

00:29:03 #512 Tell me, Billy.

00:29:05 #513 Tell me the truth.

00:29:07 #514 My conduct.

00:29:10 #515 Do they think I'm a fool?

00:29:12 #516 Do they think I am their hired man?

00:29:14 #517 But you are, you know.

00:29:16 #518 You are the hired man.

00:29:18 #519 How good and kind of you to remind me.

00:29:22 #520 How good, how true, how kind...

00:29:25 #521 Oh, I say, Dan, rather good to see you.

00:29:43 #522 How about a drink?

00:29:44 #523 Well, I...

00:29:45 #524 Oh, come on, my dear fellow, let me buy you a drink.

00:29:49 #525 Oh, uh, Gwendolyn, don't forget to send one to Aunt Beatrice.

00:29:53 #526 Come and understand it.

00:29:57 #527 Gwendolyn distinctly said she'd join me on the beach.

00:29:59 #528 Then I come back and find her sitting there in that cafe.

00:30:01 #529 Extraordinary creatures, women.

00:30:03 #530 Let's drink to them.

00:30:05 #531 Piano.

00:30:06 #532 Scotch.

00:30:07 #533 Come on, you tiny little rack-hava drink.

00:30:09 #534 We're drinking to women.

00:30:13 #535 Take the drink, but we won't join you in the toast.

00:30:16 #536 Blossom Irish. Women.

00:30:18 #537 Hitler had the right idea. Keep them in their place.

00:30:21 #538 Kleiner, Kinderkirchen, babies in the kitchen.

00:30:24 #539 Say what you want to about Hitler. He had his points.

00:30:26 #540 Come, come. Look here.

00:30:27 #541 This generation's had its chance.

00:30:29 #542 Hitler, Mussolini, those are the men.

00:30:31 #543 Now he's the age of the barbarians.

00:30:33 #544 The world's going up in smoke. I say, let it come. Get it over with.

00:30:36 #545 If you don't mind, I'd like another year or so of worry.

00:30:39 #546 Worry. Just one minute, laddies.

00:30:41 #547 I've just two or three words to say to you, laddies, and that's don't worry.

00:30:44 #548 Don't ever worry.

00:30:46 #549 I'm in a position to know secret information.

00:30:49 #550 The Rosicrucians, the great white brotherhood, the high secret orders.

00:30:52 #551 But you know faith. You must have faith.

00:30:55 #552 Faith and power, secret power.

00:30:57 #553 Men who guard the trust from the deepest inside of the watchma call it.

00:31:00 #554 Mystic rulers, all one club.

00:31:01 #555 Chained together by one purpose one idea mankind's champions follow me Billy. Oh, of course

00:31:08 #556 This generation's had its chance hit them you salini. I can't stand here and permit you. Are you interrupting me?

00:31:14 #557 Relax Jack have another drink. I simply want to state that things don't happen to me

00:31:19 #558 What certain people imagine an officer may find himself strapped for money and he may undertake certain things which in other

00:31:25 #559 Circumstances is no absolutely. No absolutely. I mean absolutely. No in the old days

00:31:31 #560 I should have simply told people of your milk to buy their own drinks.

00:31:35 #561 Poor old Jack.

00:31:36 #562 I'll teach you.

00:31:40 #563 I'll teach you to insult an ex-officer of the Indian army.

00:31:45 #564 Well, are you yellow?

00:31:49 #565 The bar.

00:31:52 #566 You're majoros.

00:31:53 #567 Right. Ross here.

00:31:59 #568 Right. Right again.

00:32:03 #569 Come along to the committee.

00:32:04 #570 Save for the bell.

00:32:05 #571 I've never heard such rot in my life.

00:32:12 #572 Sin.

00:32:14 #573 All I could do was to keep a straight face.

00:32:16 #574 Now I'm certain of it now.

00:32:17 #575 These are two very clever and dangerous antagonists.

00:32:19 #576 Sit here and help me close this.

00:32:21 #577 But how could they possibly know what to wear up to?

00:32:23 #578 Great interest like the Chelms have ways and means.

00:32:26 #579 Yes, and I'm convinced they're out to get us even before we get started.

00:32:29 #580 We must get ahead of them.

00:32:30 #581 Time has entered the picture in a new way.

00:32:32 #582 Never forget the time factor, gentlemen.

00:32:34 #583 It always enters the picture in the end.

00:32:36 #584 I'm sending a cable to London.

00:32:37 #585 I want full information on those Chelms interests.

00:32:39 #586 I'll try to reach you by telephone.

00:32:41 #587 Keep me informed of the latest development.

00:32:43 #588 Stand right out there, lying,

00:32:45 #589 swine-ish, rum-swelling, double-crosser.

00:32:47 #590 What pleasure I've given you.

00:32:49 #591 No, you can't at the moment.

00:32:50 #592 We need him right now.

00:32:51 #593 We need that swine.

00:32:52 #594 He's lying double-crosser.

00:32:53 #595 Did I hear my name?

00:32:55 #596 Rub-a-dub-dub.

00:32:56 #597 Three men and a tub.

00:32:58 #598 Tub?

00:33:00 #599 Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha.

00:33:02 #600 Been a change of pen, Billy Boy.

00:33:04 #601 You and I leaving for Africa.

00:33:06 #602 I've been a change of plan, Billy Boy. You and I are leaving for Africa.

00:33:09 #603 How's that?

00:33:10 #604 You and I are flying to Africa by the next plane.

00:33:13 #605 Oh, it's happened, Peter. It must be something important to get you on a plane.

00:33:16 #606 Perfectly simple, Billy Boy. The trouble with the oil pump and the general uncertainty about when the Nyanga will sail

00:33:21 #607 forces me to sacrifice my personal comfort. I prefer to fly rather than run the risk of arriving too late.

00:33:27 #608 There's also such a thing as arriving too early.

00:33:30 #609 What do you mean by that?

00:33:31 #610 The land doesn't come up for auction for a couple of weeks.

00:33:33 #611 My friend can't make it move until then.

00:33:35 #612 If we sit around British East all that time,

00:33:37 #613 somebody's gonna start wondering who we are and ask questions.

00:33:41 #614 Is that your real opinion, Billy,

00:33:42 #615 or are you just looking forward to a long sea voyage

00:33:44 #616 with the attractive Mrs. Chelmer's old companion?

00:33:47 #617 Or perhaps you have even other reasons?

00:33:49 #618 Such as?

00:33:50 #619 That's for you to know, and for us to find out,

00:33:52 #620 you'd better get your packing done.

00:33:54 #621 Where you going?

00:34:02 #622 Off to Africa, flying.

00:34:04 #623 Just like that.

00:34:06 #624 Aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?

00:34:08 #625 I wish.

00:34:15 #626 Don't say it.

00:34:16 #627 What?

00:34:17 #628 That you wish we'd never met.

00:34:19 #629 You'll be coming on the boat in Africa.

00:34:20 #630 We'll get together and...

00:34:21 #631 I think I hate you.

00:34:23 #632 Letting those revolting men order you about.

00:34:25 #633 Don't deny it. I've watched them.

00:34:27 #634 They treat you like a servant.

00:34:29 #635 They say you hop it and off you hop.

00:34:32 #636 I know what it is.

00:34:34 #637 I have a hold on you.

00:34:36 #638 Some black secret that could ruin you.

00:34:39 #639 What makes you think that?

00:34:41 #640 No, it happens all the time.

00:34:43 #641 My old Spanish nurse told me that half the people in the world

00:34:45 #642 would be ruined at once if everyone told what they knew.

00:34:49 #643 But couldn't have them done away with?

00:34:52 #644 You must know plenty of people who could bump them off.

00:34:57 #645 Probably cost a good deal, but it'd be worth it, certainly.

00:34:59 #646 Oh, it's not impossible except that afterwards I

00:35:02 #647 wouldn't have any money.

00:35:03 #648 This way I stand to make a lot. Millions?

00:35:05 #649 Maybe.

00:35:08 #650 Then perhaps your connection with those men

00:35:10 #651 isn't quite so indignified as I thought.

00:35:13 #652 Those millions, would they be pounds or dollars?

00:35:17 #653 Well, either way suits me.

00:35:20 #654 No, that's very careless of you.

00:35:22 #655 State of the pound is so uncertain.

00:35:23 #656 You was thinking terms of hard currency.

00:35:26 #657 Maybe I should hire you to handle my affairs.

00:35:29 #658 You could do worse.

00:35:31 #659 I'm awfully intelligent, really.

00:35:33 #660 Come along, Billy Boy.

00:35:34 #661 The car's waiting.

00:35:54 #662 Miss will miss the plane.

00:35:55 #663 Press on!

00:35:58 #664 I'm posting.

00:36:00 #665 We saw your spinger. Push, push.

00:36:07 #666 One, two.

00:36:34 #667 Watch your up. Do I know everything?

00:36:36 #668 I know about the uranium on the Chelms' land,

00:36:44 #669 the Chelm' interests in the city of London.

00:38:23 #670 The what?

00:38:24 #671 You heard me, the Chelm' interests.

00:38:26 #672 I take it your information comes from a reliable source.

00:38:28 #673 It does, from Mrs Chelm herself, in fact.

00:38:30 #674 Magnificent. Simply magnificent.

00:38:32 #675 You must pay me back for the loss of my beautiful car.

00:38:34 #676 If you were to benight a jacket,

00:38:36 #677 if you could see as far as you could spit,

00:38:38 #678 you'd be a great man.

00:38:40 #679 You know there's no such thing as a Chelm interest.

00:38:42 #680 You'll have to do better than that, Mr. Denrother.

00:38:44 #681 Very much better than that.

00:38:45 #682 Don't believe me!

00:38:46 #683 Check with London.

00:38:47 #684 If you find out he's anything more than a downed hill,

00:38:49 #685 glass-to-shear squire, you can have my services for nothing.

00:38:53 #686 You mean Mrs. Chelm is an unqualified liar?

00:38:56 #687 Well, let's say she uses her imagination rather than her memory.

00:39:00 #688 You will marry a situ-shun.

00:39:02 #689 We know, Mr. Den, either a money or a new car.

00:39:05 #690 Why, you fat bandit, I gave you the car in the first place.

00:39:08 #691 How I came by it is beside the point the fuck you gave it to me doesn't make it any less mine

00:39:17 #692 That's right

00:39:19 #693 Threatened me it is not enough that you destroy my beautiful car now

00:39:25 #694 More than anything I want Billy to make a grand success out there

00:39:43 #695 As you care so much about money, I should have thought you would have left Billy for some rich man

00:39:49 #696 I shouldn't think Billy would mind really.

00:39:51 #697 I mean, neither of you would love her anything.

00:39:54 #698 You are a strange girl.

00:39:57 #699 Of course I love Billy.

00:39:59 #700 Actually, I adore him.

00:40:01 #701 And Billy loves me very, very, very much.

00:40:07 #702 That's why I trust him with this little, unimportant amours.

00:40:11 #703 And what does he say about yours?

00:40:13 #704 But darling, all husbands like the wife

00:40:16 #705 I like the wife to seem attractive to other men.

00:40:23 #706 Be sure you explain that to Harry.

00:40:25 #707 I'm going back to the hotel.

00:40:27 #708 Mrs. Dan rubber, Maria.

00:40:35 #709 I have, I'm afraid, I have some shocking news for you.

00:40:38 #710 The boat is not going at all.

00:40:40 #711 There's been a terrible accident.

00:40:42 #712 Your husband's car drove over a cliff.

00:40:44 #713 The people on the bus saw it fall into the sea.

00:40:47 #714 It seems almost certain that...

00:40:49 #715 What is it? What are you trying to say?

00:40:54 #716 He's saying that Billy is dead.

00:40:57 #717 It's become necessary to redistribute the stock in our company.

00:41:01 #718 Stock, stock. What good is the stock now?

00:41:04 #719 We can't deal with the Rada's friends.

00:41:06 #720 Not without the Rada.

00:41:08 #721 All the effort, the money.

00:41:11 #722 Everything went over the cliff with that car.

00:41:14 #723 Ravello, you forget the English are very sentimental people.

00:41:17 #724 I tell you, there is nothing that Billy's friend

00:41:20 #725 will not do for his widow and in black.

00:41:23 #726 She's a very touching figure.

00:41:26 #727 Poor Maria. You rarely have had a... a wretched time with her.

00:41:30 #728 You are very understanding.

00:41:33 #729 If only there was something I could do.

00:41:36 #730 Just now, if you could bring me an aspirin. I have a headache.

00:41:41 #731 Don't move. Just you wait there. I'll be back in a moment.

00:41:44 #732 Here's Rolini, Hitler, and now Peterson.

00:41:50 #733 A great man, a great loss.

00:41:53 #734 I'm going upstairs and reading my Bible.

00:41:57 #735 Why all the clues? Maria has a headache.

00:42:01 #736 What's the matter with you?

00:42:09 #737 My dear girl, I'm as sorry about Dan rather as you are.

00:42:13 #738 But after all it didn't as if he was one of our oldest friends.

00:42:16 #739 I love him.

00:42:18 #740 He was a very pleasant acquaintance.

00:42:20 #741 What did you say?

00:42:21 #742 Really, darling, having no control over your romantic fantasies?

00:42:26 #743 What?

00:42:27 #744 You're just dramatizing again.

00:42:33 #745 By George, you were right after all.

00:42:36 #746 I did pet it.

00:42:37 #747 So I was drowning.

00:42:44 #748 I tell you what to do. Have a bit of shut eye.

00:42:55 #749 You wake up in an hour feeling yourself again.

00:42:57 #750 And there'll be no more silly stories about falling for a middle-aged roast about.

00:43:00 #751 I'll just take this to Maria.

00:43:05 #752 Mr. Chelm, this is very important for you as well as for myself.

00:43:16 #753 Yes, well, get on with it.

00:43:18 #754 There is now an opportunity for you to set you enormous prophets with virtually no risk.

00:43:22 #755 I want to beat about the bush.

00:43:24 #756 Our papers are going to...

00:43:26 #757 For you as Bill is weddo it will be very easy to persuade his friend in British East and for capital.

00:43:31 #758 And for capital we have children.

00:43:33 #759 Why don't you be misinformed as to my interests?

00:43:35 #760 What's the matter with all of you?

00:43:50 #761 Somebody dead? Car.

00:43:52 #762 He went through a cliff.

00:43:53 #763 We thought you were both being killed.

00:43:55 #764 Damn, rather, I'm delighted to see you're alive.

00:43:57 #765 But your wife is in a fainting condition.

00:44:00 #766 Do you mean you're not dead at all?

00:44:02 #767 Obviously I'm not dead.

00:44:03 #768 I knew you weren't dead. I knew it.

00:44:05 #769 I counted 13 backwards 13 times.

00:44:07 #770 My old Spanish nurse said if you did that,

00:44:08 #771 a miracle would happen.

00:44:10 #772 And you see, it has.

00:44:12 #773 Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the glad tidings.

00:44:16 #774 The captain is sober and the SS Nayanga will sail at midnight.

00:44:32 #775 I can't see it anywhere.

00:44:35 #776 What can have happened to it?

00:44:37 #777 My dispatch box, where is it?

00:44:39 #778 A black tin box this size. What have you done with it?

00:44:41 #779 I told you to take the most particular care of it.

00:44:46 #780 I shall not go on board until my dispatch box has been found.

00:44:49 #781 Having trouble, General?

00:44:50 #782 I think that I can't cope with myself, thank you.

00:44:51 #783 It's the second time I tell him.

00:44:53 #784 But he's got a bad head and he's not even a good guy.

00:44:57 #785 Put it in your cabin, whatever it is.

00:44:59 #786 Idiots! Why didn't you say so in the first place?

00:45:04 #787 Look, what's happened to Harry?

00:45:07 #788 He's giving me the fish eye all evening.

00:45:09 #789 Oh? What is it?

00:45:11 #790 Perhaps it's because when I thought you were dead,

00:45:13 #791 I told him I was in love with you.

00:45:15 #792 You what?

00:45:16 #793 I couldn't help it. It made you seem less dead.

00:45:19 #794 No, he didn't believe me.

00:45:21 #795 He thought my nerves were upset.

00:45:23 #796 Sort of delirium.

00:45:24 #797 He thought it quite a joke.

00:45:26 #798 The idea of my inventing a love affair

00:45:28 #799 with a middle-aged roustabout like you.

00:45:30 #800 That's what he called you.

00:45:31 #801 Well, now that I'm back in the flesh,

00:45:33 #802 you'll begin wondering about that delirium of yours.

00:45:36 #803 I suppose seeing you alive

00:45:38 #804 is different from thinking of you dead.

00:45:40 #805 You're just great cooped up on that tub

00:45:42 #806 with a suspicious husband.

00:45:44 #807 Billy, that's our girl.

00:45:55 #808 What do you mean?

00:45:56 #809 I'm asking you to run away with me.

00:46:02 #810 Now.

00:46:03 #811 What about the millions in hard currency?

00:46:05 #812 What's happened to you? I thought you were my shrewd little manager.

00:46:08 #813 I've changed my point of view.

00:46:11 #814 I thought we'd get to Africa and you'd make your fortune and everything would be wonderful, but...

00:46:15 #815 No, I think it's all too risky.

00:46:17 #816 Too many things can happen.

00:46:19 #817 I want us to cut and run for it right now.

00:46:21 #818 You really mean that?

00:46:22 #819 With all my heart.

00:46:23 #820 Oh, no, that's impossible.

00:46:25 #821 Why?

00:46:26 #822 Well, for one thing, Mrs. Danrother might not go for the idea.

00:46:28 #823 the idea she's not quite as sophisticated as you are please Billy listen to me I've

00:46:33 #824 thought it all out we'll take the bus and catch an express or somewhere the shots

00:46:37 #825 not on the table not love the way I am if I loved you a thousand times more than

00:46:43 #826 you say you love me it still wouldn't make any difference I've got to have money

00:46:47 #827 doctors orders are that I must have a lot of money otherwise I become dull

00:46:50 #828 listless and have trouble with my complexion but you're not like that now and

00:46:54 #829 you haven't any money my expectations that hold me together

00:46:58 #830 You really mean that, don't you, darling?

00:47:00 #831 Sure I mean it.

00:47:01 #832 And your main reason for wanting lots of money

00:47:04 #833 is so that you'll be ever so attractive

00:47:05 #834 and I'll love you more and more.

00:47:07 #835 That's right, baby.

00:47:09 #836 I'll help you, Billy.

00:47:10 #837 I can, too.

00:47:12 #838 I'm something of a witch.

00:47:14 #839 My old Spanish nurse said I could have been a professional.

00:47:17 #840 We don't look now, but they're raising the gang way.

00:47:33 #841 Sierra, Ozone.

00:47:35 #842 What a pity we can't bottle it, gentlemen. What a fortune we'd make.

00:47:38 #843 Neptune's mixture. Now breathe deeply.

00:47:41 #844 Remember, every breath is a guinea in the bank of health.

00:47:50 #845 Good morning, Chow. Why, that's good. Very good indeed.

00:47:55 #846 I didn't know you were an artist, Mrs. Dan Rubber.

00:47:57 #847 I'd hardly call myself that. I only dabble.

00:48:01 #848 The nose is not enough long.

00:48:03 #849 The ears are too small. Only has one eye.

00:48:06 #850 Now come along, gentlemen. We must start, Dumbledore.

00:48:08 #851 Blow, dand-dum, pull it, blow, dand-dum, blow.

00:48:12 #852 Morning, Mrs. Chelm. Let's hope she breaks her neck.

00:48:22 #853 Blow, dand-dum, pull it, blow, dand-dum, blow.

00:48:26 #854 You need some time to blow, dand-dum.

00:48:39 #855 Mr. Peterson, Mr. Peterson, radiogram.

00:48:43 #856 No Chelm estate, Loster, she'll start.

00:49:02 #857 No lindigentry, Chelms.

00:49:05 #858 What do you make of that?

00:49:07 #859 She's not a Gloucestershire, like Billy said.

00:49:09 #860 Like Billy said.

00:49:10 #861 Just that I was beginning to take Billy at his face's value.

00:49:13 #862 But if he's not what Billy said, then what is he?

00:49:16 #863 We are at sea again, gentlemen, in more ways than one.

00:49:20 #864 Mystery, more mystery.

00:49:22 #865 Billy is a liar.

00:49:23 #866 Heaven only knows what Chalm is.

00:49:25 #867 CID maybe.

00:49:27 #868 You borrowed my thought.

00:49:28 #869 What to do? What to do?

00:49:30 #870 The time has come for direct action.

00:49:32 #871 You remember last night when we came on board?

00:49:34 #872 The fuss he was making about his dispatch box?

00:49:37 #873 Spokes?

00:49:38 #874 I love colors.

00:49:51 #875 Working with them is an endless puzzle.

00:49:55 #876 Your face, for instance, 10 minutes ago,

00:49:58 #877 it was all brown and pink.

00:50:01 #878 Now the light is changed and is chalky white.

00:50:06 #879 What?

00:50:07 #880 Tenged with green.

00:50:10 #881 Green?

00:50:13 #882 It must be getting rough.

00:50:15 #883 Just a little.

00:50:17 #884 Don't break the pose.

00:50:19 #885 I don't feel very well. I think I'll go below and take a pill.

00:50:28 #886 It's incredible. Harry Chelm is just...

00:50:31 #887 Just Harry Chelm.

00:50:32 #888 Nobody, a ready refugee from Earl's Court.

00:50:34 #889 We'd huddle huddle bottle. Look.

00:50:36 #890 And the letter of introduction to the secretary of the governor.

00:50:39 #891 The secretary, mind you, is casting.

00:50:43 #892 Persa! My box!

00:50:45 #893 Ah, Pita Pantau, isn't it, sir?

00:50:47 #894 It's gone!

00:50:48 #895 Oh, yes, indeed. Major Ross took it.

00:50:50 #896 I saw him sneak it out of your cabin.

00:50:52 #897 I like to keep my eye on what goes on about the ship.

00:50:54 #898 Why did he take it?

00:50:56 #899 I believe Mr. Peterson's got it.

00:50:57 #900 In fact, I'm sure.

00:51:09 #901 Now may I ask what explanation you have to offer?

00:51:16 #902 He forgot his hood to water bottles.

00:51:23 #903 Come in.

00:51:26 #904 Billy, have you heard what's happened?

00:51:28 #905 I've seen the paper and days.

00:51:30 #906 It's not funny.

00:51:31 #907 They've stolen Harry's dispatch box.

00:51:34 #908 Who stole his dispatch box?

00:51:35 #909 That dreadful little major.

00:51:37 #910 He took it to Peterson.

00:51:38 #911 They went through it.

00:51:39 #912 And it's all your fault, I suppose you know that. My fault?

00:51:42 #913 with a poppycock Cuban paddling all that junk about the Chelm interest in London

00:51:46 #914 uranium on your land well in a way you're the one to blame I mean you acted so

00:51:52 #915 superior I was falling in love with you and I couldn't bear it for you to think

00:51:57 #916 I was just nobody married to the son of a boarding house in Earl's court the son

00:52:03 #917 of a what a boarding house that's what Harry's parents do they run a boarding

00:52:09 #918 house for decayed gentle folk with the way he talks the way acts I thought it's just

00:52:14 #919 that he sees himself in a place in the West country with trout streams and horses

00:52:18 #920 leading the life of a country squire it's not his fault if people take it for

00:52:22 #921 granted that he has a place like that he's never once said that he had no

00:52:26 #922 country jant son of a boarding house of whatever he is I suppose I'd better get

00:52:29 #923 his box back oh he got it back himself but then there's no harm done except that

00:52:33 #924 Harry's gone to the captain he's going to have them put in irons he is what

00:52:38 #925 He says that's what they did in the Royal Marines.

00:52:40 #926 Look, here, skipper, there's a perfectly simple explanation for all this.

00:52:44 #927 I happen to own a dispatch box which is very similar to Mr. Chelms.

00:52:47 #928 When I didn't find it in my cabin, I asked Major Ostersee

00:52:50 #929 if it had been stowed away somewhere else by mistake.

00:52:52 #930 The Major found what he thought was my box in the saloon with some other luggage.

00:52:56 #931 The box has been in my cabin ever since we sailed.

00:52:58 #932 Under the berth.

00:52:59 #933 As soon as I saw the box, of course, I realized at once that it wasn't mine.

00:53:03 #934 I simply opened it to find out to whom it belonged,

00:53:05 #935 to whom it belonged so that I could return it to its rightful owner.

00:53:08 #936 I can't conceive why this gentleman should imagine I should be interested in a box

00:53:12 #937 containing Peyton medicines. I'm not a hypochondriac.

00:53:17 #938 Persa, tell the captain exactly what you told me about the box.

00:53:20 #939 Why, sir, you asked me whether I'd seen it,

00:53:23 #940 and I said it might be the one I'd seen being carried along the passage by Major Ross.

00:53:27 #941 You distinctly told me that you'd seen it being taken from my cabin.

00:53:31 #942 You must have misunderstood.

00:53:33 #943 You were rather ill at that time, if you remember, sir.

00:53:36 #944 That's all, Persa.

00:53:37 #945 He's been bribed. He's in league with these criminals.

00:53:41 #946 Just a case of misunderstanding.

00:53:43 #947 That's how I look at it.

00:53:44 #948 Now, what about a little cognac?

00:53:46 #949 To wash away any ill feeling?

00:53:48 #950 I don't care for a drink.

00:53:49 #951 And let me assure you that this matter is far from settled.

00:53:52 #952 While wrightling through my personal effects,

00:53:53 #953 I feel certain that you must have noticed

00:53:55 #954 I had a letter of introduction to the secretary of the governor.

00:53:58 #955 I suspect he'll be much more interested in what I have to say

00:54:00 #956 than this gin-soaked, so-called ship's captain.

00:54:02 #957 You mind your tongue!

00:54:03 #958 Any more in terms?

00:54:05 #959 The other one, I put in hands.

00:54:09 #960 As far as I'm concerned, this is a close incident.

00:54:13 #961 You've got your box back.

00:54:18 #962 Why don't you forget the whole thing?

00:54:20 #963 What possible interest do you expect the colonial office to take in?

00:54:22 #964 On the contrary, I expect them to serve considerable interest

00:54:24 #965 in a gang of crooks who are trying to swindle the country

00:54:26 #966 out of vast uranium deposits.

00:54:28 #967 Just one moment, sir.

00:54:39 #968 What leads you to believe?

00:54:41 #969 This gentleman obviously hasn't seen fit to inform you

00:54:43 #970 that during your supposed demise,

00:54:45 #971 He attempted to lure me into your unfairly aspencia.

00:54:47 #972 Unfortunately for you, he acquainted me with all the pertinent facts.

00:54:51 #973 Facts which I intend to communicate to the proper authority

00:54:53 #974 at the very earliest opportunity.

00:54:57 #975 I thought you were dead. That's what they told me.

00:55:00 #976 Everyone told me you were dead.

00:55:01 #977 And if you were dead, we had to a fresh capital. Didn't we?

00:55:05 #978 You, Ravello, my own partner, sneak up behind my back

00:55:10 #979 and try to cheat me.

00:55:12 #980 The milk's spelt. It's no good crying over it.

00:55:13 #981 Get after him, Billy. Calm him down. Talk to him.

00:55:16 #982 Let me see if you can't get him to change his attitude.

00:55:18 #983 I'll try, but I don't think it'll do any good.

00:55:20 #984 I don't know why we have to worry about Chelm's attitude.

00:55:22 #985 Talk's no good.

00:55:23 #986 Conversation never convinced anybody.

00:55:25 #987 I say put an end to work.

00:55:27 #988 Shut up, Jack.

00:55:28 #989 Time factor has entered the picture again.

00:55:30 #990 This time fortunately it's working on our side.

00:55:33 #991 Two weeks before we reach Port, that should be plenty of time

00:55:36 #992 to convince our friend Chelm.

00:55:38 #993 I beg you.

00:55:40 #994 Please end all this trouble.

00:55:42 #995 If things go on, either you will be done away

00:55:44 #996 before we ever get to Africa.

00:55:46 #997 Or you will live and denounce Peterson to the authorities.

00:55:49 #998 And that will be the ruin of all my plans and hopes.

00:55:53 #999 In the long run, you do much better to get care of these people.

00:55:56 #1000 They're thoroughly undesirable.

00:55:57 #1001 The long run. I'm tired of the long run.

00:56:00 #1002 I am not even thinking about them or about myself.

00:56:04 #1003 It's only you that concerns me, Harry.

00:56:07 #1004 No need to worry about me.

00:56:09 #1005 Ever since I met you, you feel my thinking.

00:56:14 #1006 You are becoming an obsession.

00:56:17 #1007 Don't you understand, Harry?

00:56:19 #1008 I am deeply in love.

00:56:23 #1009 Maria, my dear.

00:56:28 #1010 Only you could make a woman feel like this.

00:56:44 #1011 All I want is to be in your arms now and always.

00:56:50 #1012 You forget I'm going to be done away with.

00:56:52 #1013 No, no, it will be easy to arrange.

00:56:54 #1014 What you must do is this.

00:56:56 #1015 You will write me a letter.

00:56:57 #1016 A love letter.

00:56:59 #1017 You will tell me that you cannot denounce Peterson

00:57:01 #1018 because then I will suffer too.

00:57:04 #1019 Because you love me so much, you cannot bear to hurt me.

00:57:09 #1020 Such a letter they will believe if I show it to them.

00:57:13 #1021 My dear girl, you must see that this is quite out of the question.

00:57:16 #1022 I don't propose to make compromises.

00:57:18 #1023 Not compromises, Harry, darling.

00:57:21 #1024 But you can see if you cause trouble, the whole of our plans,

00:57:24 #1025 My plans? My plans?

00:57:28 #1026 You would not want to make the innocent suffer.

00:57:32 #1027 It would be much better if you don't interfere, Maria.

00:57:35 #1028 I must handle this as I see fit.

00:57:37 #1029 Then you intend to go ahead with this business, tell stories and ruin everything?

00:57:42 #1030 It would be much better if you cut loose from these people.

00:57:44 #1031 No happiness can come from such an association.

00:57:46 #1032 Harry, I'm asking you not to do this.

00:57:49 #1033 Please, write a letter.

00:57:51 #1034 Then there will be no trouble for you, no trouble for us,

00:57:53 #1035 no risk when we get to Africa.

00:57:55 #1036 I'm sorry my dear we English are a very big headed lot you think you can get away

00:57:59 #1037 with this but Maria my dear good Maria listen first you make love to me now you

00:58:05 #1038 tell me you will ruin me you'll forgive me but it was you who made oh shut your

00:58:09 #1039 trap go on do what you like you think you're such a brave man I'll tell you

00:58:14 #1040 what you are you are a heel the blazes now what's happening what's going on

00:58:23 #1041 The oil pumps on the blink, the electricity's failed.

00:58:25 #1042 A tough folly, a ship lying in darkness this way,

00:58:27 #1043 we might weld a ram to it any minute.

00:58:29 #1044 I'll tend to this myself, which way is the engine room?

00:58:31 #1045 The passengers are not...

00:58:32 #1046 I'm sure your chief engineer will welcome the advice

00:58:34 #1047 of an ex-officer of the Royal Marines.

00:58:36 #1048 Are you fool? Are we simply abandoned to our fate?

00:58:54 #1049 I insist on something being done.

00:58:56 #1050 For instance?

00:58:57 #1051 Well, give out the life belts. Organize the boat grill.

00:58:59 #1052 The clientele are requested to remain calm.

00:59:02 #1053 To remain calm, does the captain feel no central responsibility

00:59:05 #1054 for the lives of his passengers?

00:59:06 #1055 It's my opinion that the captain doesn't feel much of anything.

00:59:08 #1056 much of anything at the moment.

00:59:09 #1057 You may say it's drunk.

00:59:11 #1058 The fill ought to be made to walk the tank.

00:59:13 #1059 I'm afraid just now he cannot walk at all.

00:59:15 #1060 This is outrageous.

00:59:16 #1061 All right, old man.

00:59:17 #1062 What have you got to worry about?

00:59:18 #1063 We're only adrift in an open sea

00:59:20 #1064 with a drunken captain and engine

00:59:22 #1065 that's liable to explode at any moment.

00:59:23 #1066 Perfectly ordinary situation.

00:59:25 #1067 Happens every day.

00:59:27 #1068 But just in case any of you are still at all anxious,

00:59:30 #1069 let it be known that Mr. Chelm has taken

00:59:32 #1070 charge in the engine room.

00:59:34 #1071 He's taken charge?

00:59:36 #1072 Harry, any of fools live for sure.

00:59:38 #1073 Shall I get out the hymn books?

00:59:39 #1074 Your husband claims to have learned all about the engine

00:59:43 #1075 and such things when he was in office in the Royal Marines.

00:59:46 #1076 If he ever was.

00:59:47 #1077 In point of fact, not only was he in office,

00:59:50 #1078 but he once won a medal for jumping into a sea of fire

00:59:52 #1079 to rescue someone.

00:59:54 #1080 It's only a bit wreckage, not a man,

00:59:56 #1081 but that wasn't Harry's fault.

00:59:57 #1082 Just a slight error in judgment.

01:00:01 #1083 Oh, the lights, they come on.

01:00:04 #1084 He must have fixed it.

01:00:06 #1085 Impossible.

01:00:07 #1086 The engine's a turning. We are underway.

01:00:09 #1087 I still say it's impossible.

01:00:13 #1088 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for a moment?

01:00:17 #1089 I'm happy to inform you that the oil pump is now in perfect working condition.

01:00:20 #1090 Putting it right was no great accomplishment for anyone with the slightest mechanical bent.

01:00:23 #1091 Anyhow, we may now proceed without further delay and in absolute safe tables.

01:00:29 #1092 You did your bosom, did you?

01:00:33 #1093 I bid you recognize it! Where is it?

01:00:38 #1094 Captain, what do you see?

01:00:39 #1095 There you are! You devil! You recommend you the machine?

01:00:43 #1096 Nothing of the sort. Some scurry-wag down there sabotage my work out of pure meris.

01:00:47 #1097 You're spoiled by heads and not the heads!

01:00:49 #1098 Die, you old vagrant!

01:00:51 #1099 Dark little gentleman!

01:00:52 #1100 Say, I understand, Mother. I can handle the brooch.

01:00:54 #1101 What's happening now?

01:00:56 #1102 Do we get the life of bears? Do we abandon the sheep?

01:01:00 #1103 There's no immediate danger.

01:01:02 #1104 The passengers were pleased to return to this aloon.

01:01:04 #1105 We're heading for the nearest port, and there seems to be some chance of our making.

01:01:09 #1106 Wait. Wait, you're going to go?

01:01:10 #1107 Now, who is assed down?

01:01:20 #1108 Bloss.

01:01:24 #1109 Billy boy be a good fellow and make a fourth at bridge. The major has no head for cards.

01:01:29 #1110 A few rubbers will soothe all our nerves.

01:01:31 #1111 Thank you all sooth mine with a double scotch.

01:01:33 #1112 In fact, I think I'll make it a triple. No ice no water. Right, sir?

01:01:37 #1113 How about you, dear Mrs. Dad Rubber? Little bridge?

01:01:39 #1114 Oh, so sorry. I have the most fear for headache.

01:01:43 #1115 I think I'll go to my cabin.

01:01:48 #1116 Oh, what a shame. World boys will have to make it cut throat.

01:01:52 #1117 What about Harry here? Maybe he'll take a hand.

01:01:54 #1118 That under the circumstances is the most unsuitable suggestion.

01:01:58 #1119 I must ask you to either move to another table or leave the Seville.

01:02:01 #1120 Harry, for heaven's sake.

01:02:03 #1121 I don't care for my wife to associate with an associate of criminals.

01:02:06 #1122 Don't be absurd. Billy's not a criminal.

01:02:09 #1123 He's the best friend we have on this boat.

01:02:11 #1124 We're not in need of such friends.

01:02:13 #1125 You don't need any friends you can get.

01:02:15 #1126 The only thing standing between you and a watery grave is your wits.

01:02:18 #1127 That's not my idea of adequate protection.

01:02:21 #1128 A purse, how much longer before this ship reaches port?

01:02:23 #1129 If we ever do get to Port, it should be within 14 or 15 hours.

01:02:27 #1130 That's a long time. Sit down, make yourself comfortable. Have a drink.

01:02:31 #1131 Enjoy the major's piano recital.

01:02:34 #1132 Come on, Peterson. Buy us a drink.

01:02:36 #1133 I'm afraid I can't accept hospitality from persons

01:02:38 #1134 who I intended a few hours' time to denounce the place of justice.

01:02:42 #1135 Two spades?

01:02:43 #1136 I admire your so-fouar, Mr. Peterson.

01:02:46 #1137 Or perhaps you don't think I'm serious. We shall see.

01:02:50 #1138 Straight clubs.

01:02:52 #1139 Are you going to do as I say?

01:02:54 #1140 Not when you speak to me in that tone.

01:02:56 #1141 Not when you try to order me about.

01:02:58 #1142 In that case?

01:02:59 #1143 Where are you going?

01:03:00 #1144 On deck, where the air is less polluted.

01:03:04 #1145 Poor Tonics.

01:03:05 #1146 I think you'd better go after Harry.

01:03:12 #1147 Why should I?

01:03:13 #1148 He's going to be so childish and unreasonable.

01:03:15 #1149 Take my advice, go to him and stay with him.

01:03:17 #1150 I suppose you think we should keep up appearances.

01:03:21 #1151 The loyal wife at her husband's side.

01:03:23 #1152 Oh, Billy.

01:03:25 #1153 I'm experiencing something that is wrong with me.

01:03:27 #1154 I'm dancing something that is rare and beautiful.

01:03:29 #1155 I shall not deny it, either by word or by deed.

01:03:32 #1156 I love you.

01:03:33 #1157 Let the whole world know it.

01:03:35 #1158 I love you, I love you.

01:03:36 #1159 Well, keeping up appearances isn't exactly what I meant.

01:03:39 #1160 Then why do you want to send me tagging after Harry?

01:03:42 #1161 It's being such a deadly bore tonight.

01:03:43 #1162 Deadly but not dead and not yet.

01:03:46 #1163 What do you mean?

01:03:47 #1164 They killed one man just because they thought he might try to get in their way.

01:03:50 #1165 Now, Hans and Harry, he is certain to blow the whole thing wide open.

01:03:54 #1166 They killed him, Ed.

01:03:55 #1167 Really?

01:03:57 #1168 Who?

01:03:58 #1169 Just a man.

01:04:02 #1170 For all Harris being too, too tiresome and my loving you

01:04:05 #1171 to distraction, I still wouldn't want to see him done in.

01:04:09 #1172 He has some perfectly darling traits, really.

01:04:11 #1173 I mean, like always remembering one's birthday.

01:04:15 #1174 No, we simply mustn't let anybody murder Harris.

01:04:17 #1175 Keep him in your cabin.

01:04:18 #1176 Never let him out of your sight.

01:04:19 #1177 Keep him under lock and key. Really?

01:04:25 #1178 That awful music.

01:04:26 #1179 It's so loud.

01:04:27 #1180 It comes right into our cabin.

01:04:30 #1181 Peterson, tell the major to saw a peddler.

01:04:33 #1182 And while he's about it, he might change the tune.

01:04:35 #1183 Oh, don't you like it? It's one of my favorites.

01:04:37 #1184 I'm afraid he doesn't know any others.

01:04:39 #1185 Do you, Jack?

01:04:41 #1186 Very screaming?

01:05:24 #1187 When down.

01:05:25 #1188 I thought someone had been killed.

01:05:50 #1189 Someone nearly was.

01:05:51 #1190 Indeed, they were looking to make you.

01:05:52 #1191 I've got a new act, Peterson. The curtain's going down on this one.

01:05:55 #1192 Every time I turn my back, someone makes trouble.

01:05:57 #1193 The passengers break the engine, defeat each other with the feet,

01:06:00 #1194 and they throw each other overboard.

01:06:01 #1195 That man attacked me.

01:06:02 #1196 How you? You again?

01:06:04 #1197 If I struck him, it was in self-defense.

01:06:06 #1198 He came sneaking up behind me and tried to run me through with his sword.

01:06:09 #1199 Is that true?

01:06:10 #1200 Well...

01:06:10 #1201 It's no use, Billy.

01:06:12 #1202 I'm not trying to protect Harry any further.

01:06:15 #1203 I may as well tell the whole truth.

01:06:18 #1204 Captain, it... it grieves me to confess this.

01:06:21 #1205 But in point of fact, my husband has an illness of the mind.

01:06:25 #1206 The medical word for it is paranoia.

01:06:28 #1207 On occasion, he displays homicidal tendencies.

01:06:31 #1208 The psychiatrist says it's because he believes people are plotting against him.

01:06:36 #1209 And so he strikes back and tries to kill them.

01:06:39 #1210 When? They haven't, Saint woman. What's the meaning of this treachery?

01:06:42 #1211 Believe it or not, Harry, I'm doing it for your own good.

01:06:46 #1212 He knows he saved my life. You kill the truth.

01:06:48 #1213 I wouldn't contradict the lady.

01:06:50 #1214 You're like my ship! You're trying to kill the passengers!

01:06:52 #1215 But I'm not Saint, but I'm a busier!

01:06:54 #1216 Let's wait and see. Let me go! I'll kill the rest of you!

01:06:57 #1217 I won't you can't get him!

01:06:58 #1218 When I kill your wife...

01:06:59 #1219 Oh, Harry, it's awfully sad.

01:07:01 #1220 We've tried everything to cure him.

01:07:03 #1221 Take your hooligans out of the town!

01:07:05 #1222 How dare you lay hands on me!

01:07:07 #1223 You hooligans!

01:07:08 #1224 I have you put in ions!

01:07:09 #1225 You belong in ions!

01:07:11 #1226 Good, good.

01:07:12 #1227 We'll hand no trouble from you!

01:07:14 #1228 Bring him to book!

01:07:19 #1229 And all, it was the only solution.

01:07:27 #1230 Harry's safely locked in his cabin,

01:07:29 #1231 where those beastly men can't do him any harm.

01:07:31 #1232 On the other hand, he can't say I do anything now

01:07:34 #1233 to interfere with your making that fortune in Africa.

01:07:37 #1234 I mean, the authorities would hardly listen to the ravings of a lunatic, would they?

01:07:41 #1235 They won't even let him off the boat.

01:07:44 #1236 Well, in that case, he'll just have to stay shut up for a few weeks.

01:07:47 #1237 It's a good heart on the old boy, don't you think?

01:07:49 #1238 Yes, but after you've amassed all those African millions, we'll make it up to him.

01:07:56 #1239 We'll buy him a country place in Gloucestershire with some rough shooting

01:08:00 #1240 and a trout stream like he's always wanted.

01:08:04 #1241 Maria will marry him, perhaps.

01:08:05 #1242 She seems to have a very real feeling for English country life.

01:08:09 #1243 And everybody lives happily ever after.

01:08:12 #1244 Especially us, Billy.

01:08:14 #1245 There's no bondage sheep. What's going on?

01:08:19 #1246 I believe, sir, that we're sinking.

01:08:21 #1247 What, station everybody?

01:08:23 #1248 We're sinking.

01:08:25 #1249 Ship sinking!

01:08:31 #1250 We'll run across him out there.

01:09:57 #1251 He's just gone quamer, isn't he?

01:09:59 #1252 I don't say we will, but it's possible.

01:10:01 #1253 Anything possible.

01:10:03 #1254 I bet you suppose we are. Africa.

01:11:02 #1255 What part of Africa?

01:11:03 #1256 Yes, that's important. What part?

01:11:05 #1257 Not a bad place to land. No customs, no forms to fill out.

01:11:08 #1258 Tell us at once where we are. It's important I know.

01:11:11 #1259 You mean to say there are parts of the Dark Continent

01:11:13 #1260 where you want me to receive like the prodigal son?

01:11:15 #1261 Alio.

01:11:16 #1262 What's that?

01:11:17 #1263 Alio.

01:11:18 #1264 Better get down, everybody.

01:11:24 #1265 Audium ame mia, parents! Audium ame mia!

01:11:27 #1266 Get rid of your passports, boys.

01:11:29 #1267 Mrs. Joe Billy Boy, my identity must remain a secret.

01:11:32 #1268 What's that?

01:11:33 #1269 It was accompanied by soldiers of the Arab legions.

01:12:21 #1270 Wait a minute. That rings a bell.

01:12:23 #1271 Some of the equipment was so good it was defective.

01:12:26 #1272 Been too long under the water in the Gulf of Leyte.

01:12:29 #1273 The Arabs claim they lost the war because of rusty guns and ammunition.

01:12:33 #1274 Heavens take me quiet. If you go on like that, I'll be...

01:12:36 #1275 I'll see you drawn and courted.

01:12:38 #1276 Where's your gun, comrade?

01:12:42 #1277 Yalla, Vita! Aren't you with me?

01:12:44 #1278 Why don't you allow them to bully you in this way?

01:13:03 #1279 Oh, it's simply...

01:13:04 #1280 It's shocking.

01:13:06 #1281 Harry wouldn't have let them do it.

01:13:08 #1282 He had a sense of dignity.

01:13:09 #1283 I have a sense of survival.

01:13:11 #1284 Billy, what is going to happen?

01:13:14 #1285 Do you think they will torture us?

01:13:16 #1286 Just let them try it.

01:13:17 #1287 I'm a British subject.

01:13:19 #1288 I wouldn't say it too loud.

01:13:20 #1289 We take little boat.

01:13:51 #1290 Row all day.

01:13:54 #1291 Row all night.

01:13:56 #1292 Sefi?

01:13:57 #1293 There's only one way to deal with these swine.

01:13:58 #1294 Walk up to them and kick them in the belly.

01:14:00 #1295 Show them who's boss right away.

01:14:02 #1296 We sight land.

01:14:04 #1297 Your land.

01:14:05 #1298 Praise Allah.

01:14:07 #1299 Come ashore.

01:14:09 #1300 Suddenly, boom, boom, boom.

01:14:12 #1301 No good way to treat shipwrecked people.

01:14:15 #1302 You will place to hand over your passports.

01:14:37 #1303 There seem to be four mission.

01:14:39 #1304 Will those who have not handed over their passports

01:14:42 #1305 hold up their hands?

01:14:44 #1306 All left on board ship your excellency

01:14:53 #1307 terrifying experience

01:14:54 #1308 An incompetent crew a burning ship put overboard in a small boat at dead of night

01:15:00 #1309 What was the name of the vessel the SS Nyanga? She's a Portuguese ship. I will investigate whether such a ship has been reported the law

01:15:07 #1310 Staticy, what does it stand to reason your excellency?

01:15:10 #1311 We should come to the shore in a small boat if we'd not be in shipwrecked our country is in a state of unrest

01:15:16 #1312 Oh, I am sorry.

01:15:18 #1313 Agents of certain foreign governments

01:15:20 #1314 sometimes try to enter it by staff,

01:15:23 #1315 hoping to fan the flames of revolution.

01:15:27 #1316 Therefore, we check carefully

01:15:30 #1317 on the activities of strangers.

01:15:32 #1318 Surely your excellence in our case.

01:15:35 #1319 One look is sufficient to convince you of innocence.

01:15:38 #1320 One look is not enough.

01:15:59 #1321 If you think we're the enemies of your country,

01:16:06 #1322 the logical thing is to boot us out.

01:16:07 #1323 Senders packing by the first available boat or train.

01:16:10 #1324 We shan't object.

01:16:11 #1325 We've got important business elsewhere.

01:16:13 #1326 Where is elsewhere?

01:16:15 #1327 Central Africa.

01:16:17 #1328 And what sort of business?

01:16:20 #1329 Vacuum cleaners, sewing machines.

01:16:22 #1330 Ah, yes.

01:16:24 #1331 Businessmen.

01:16:25 #1332 All going to Central Africa to sell vacuum cleaners.

01:16:29 #1333 Ha.

01:16:30 #1334 Hut to hut, I suppose.

01:16:33 #1335 And you, sir, I take it you are the head sailorsman.

01:16:36 #1336 The ringleader of this group.

01:16:39 #1337 No, no group.

01:16:41 #1338 We met for the first time on board ship.

01:16:44 #1339 Complete strangers to one another.

01:16:46 #1340 Liar!

01:16:47 #1341 The others all look at you each time I ask a question.

01:16:50 #1342 I am a keen observer.

01:16:52 #1343 You fought us together.

01:16:54 #1344 Oh, no, my fat-gotted friend.

01:16:56 #1345 I'm not as illiterate, simple-minded, native.

01:16:59 #1346 You're full enough to take me for.

01:17:01 #1347 I am a great man, a serious man.

01:17:04 #1348 I spit on your toe.

01:17:06 #1349 I spit on you and all your life.

01:17:08 #1350 After the wrong start, citizen,

01:17:10 #1351 there's only one way to deal with these spines!

01:17:12 #1352 Spines! Spines! Spines!

01:17:15 #1353 You'd better be careful.

01:17:17 #1354 My husband, my late husband, who was drowned in the Niagara disaster,

01:17:21 #1355 happened to be one of the most important figures in the British government,

01:17:24 #1356 Sir Harry Chelm.

01:17:25 #1357 In point of fact, we had letters from the Prime Minister and the Queen

01:17:29 #1358 telling everybody to be particularly courteous to us and our friends.

01:17:34 #1359 So you see if any harm befalls us at your hands it will become a major international incident

01:17:39 #1360 Would you instruct that one that in my country a female slaves may move?

01:17:46 #1361 But her words are not hurt

01:17:49 #1362 If only you were here and now sir you will stop abusing my intelligence and tell me who you really are

01:18:01 #1363 And what is your actual purpose in being here? I'm a sick man. I've got a bad heart

01:18:06 #1364 I mustn't talk anymore.

01:18:08 #1365 You refuse to answer.

01:18:10 #1366 That is interesting.

01:18:11 #1367 It makes a Vita contest.

01:18:13 #1368 A contest in a game at which we excel.

01:18:17 #1369 We of this country have had 4,000 years of experience

01:18:21 #1370 in asking questions and getting answers.

01:18:25 #1371 Who are you?

01:18:27 #1372 Why are you here?

01:18:30 #1373 Don't hit me again. My heart is having a attack.

01:18:33 #1374 Billy's led a thoroughly decadent life.

01:19:03 #1375 I thought he had more backbone than that.

01:19:07 #1376 Either you have it or you haven't.

01:19:09 #1377 You see the beating I took at the hands of that great ugly brute

01:19:12 #1378 without even flinching.

01:19:14 #1379 Billy was crazed with fear before he even laid a finger on him.

01:19:17 #1380 Tell me more about Rita Hayworth.

01:19:22 #1381 You really know her very well.

01:19:24 #1382 Do I know Rita? Do I know her?

01:19:27 #1383 I'll give you a letter of introduction.

01:19:29 #1384 She'll form an immediate victim to your charms.

01:19:31 #1385 You really think so?

01:19:32 #1386 Oh, but certainly a man like you,

01:19:34 #1387 You, Swab, intelligent, darkly handsome.

01:19:39 #1388 You have everything, Ahmed, except money.

01:19:42 #1389 And if you listen to me, a boat will be placed at our disposal, a very slow boat, so that

01:19:48 #1390 Fat Guy's check will have plenty of time to clear.

01:19:50 #1391 And you will trust me for your share.

01:19:54 #1392 Does one man of the world ask another to trust his own brother?

01:19:57 #1393 Oh, no, Ahmed.

01:19:59 #1394 You'll give me a check for half.

01:20:01 #1395 Your demands are very great under the circumstances.

01:20:05 #1396 Why shouldn't they be? Fatgut's my best friend.

01:20:08 #1397 I will not betray him cheaply.

01:20:10 #1398 You are certain that you are the friend of the Peelis Rita?

01:20:13 #1399 Come, come, I'm mad.

01:20:15 #1400 Mind back to business.

01:20:17 #1401 Very well. 50-50.

01:20:20 #1402 Oh, by the way, Fatgut's nature is noble like ours.

01:20:24 #1403 He might try to bargain.

01:20:25 #1404 I do not bargain with a puffer ball like that.

01:20:28 #1405 It's beneath my dignity.

01:20:30 #1406 It'll be dawn soon.

01:20:31 #1407 The correct hour for a firing squad.

01:20:34 #1408 But if we have him shot, what about the man?

01:20:38 #1409 Well, I was just thinking that if he had a volley

01:20:39 #1410 at the psychological moment, he might not

01:20:42 #1411 be so inclined to haggle.

01:20:44 #1412 I believe you must have Arab blood.

01:20:48 #1413 Wastoners are not usually so subtle.

01:20:55 #1414 Yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla, yalla.

01:20:57 #1415 Look how am I?

01:21:02 #1416 Where are you taking me?

01:21:05 #1417 I won't go.

01:21:06 #1418 I demand to see a doctor.

01:21:08 #1419 Would you say that in Paris, among smart people,

01:21:14 #1420 the Rolls-Royce or the Cadillac is considered more chic?

01:21:21 #1421 That's no problem, no problem at all, a man in your position should have both.

01:21:33 #1422 Mr. Donnerather, I believe, would like a word with you. Billy.

01:21:39 #1423 Sit down, Peterson. You know I'm out of here.

01:21:50 #1424 It's execution day.

01:22:48 #1425 The day!

01:23:02 #1426 Give it to him. Maybe he'll shoot himself.

01:23:08 #1427 My gun! My gun!

01:23:10 #1428 Are you Mr. William Dan rather?

01:23:29 #1429 I'd like to ask you a few questions, my man.

01:23:31 #1430 I'm sorry, not now.

01:23:32 #1431 Forgive me, but it's rather important.

01:23:34 #1432 Yes, it always is. I was a newspaper man once.

01:23:37 #1433 Well, you might quote me as saying that everybody was heroic

01:23:39 #1434 except Mrs. Dan rather who ate all our boots.

01:23:42 #1435 Very amusing, but I'm not a reporter.

01:23:46 #1436 Jack, go to the phone, make reservations.

01:23:48 #1437 The first plane to Nairobi, six seats.

01:23:50 #1438 Listen, if they don't have any talk to the right man and tell him

01:23:53 #1439 if he kicks out of deep loft a plane will make it worth his while.

01:23:56 #1440 I always said we ought to take a plane.

01:23:58 #1441 You remember I said that, Mr. Horro, I said we ought to take a plane.

01:24:01 #1442 Mustn't dawdle, Billy Boy. Great deal to do it, not much time.

01:24:04 #1443 Those are the other members of your party?

01:24:05 #1444 Yes, I'd like to talk to them, too.

01:24:08 #1445 No, I should all about.

01:24:09 #1446 I believe you were acquainted with the Mr. Van Meer, now deceased.

01:24:12 #1447 You and the boys better come back down.

01:24:17 #1448 The gentleman here wants to speak to you

01:24:19 #1449 of Mr. Jack Clayton of Scotland Yard.

01:24:21 #1450 You think you're right here, or up his test, Mr. Dan?

01:24:24 #1451 No, we'll have it here.

01:24:25 #1452 Get a join us in a drink, Clayton.

01:24:27 #1453 No, thanks. It's a bit early in the day for me.

01:24:29 #1454 I read somewhere that a Scotland Yard man

01:24:31 #1455 never accepts a drink from anyone he intends to arrest.

01:24:34 #1456 Is that true, Mr. Clayton?

01:24:35 #1457 Quite so. Mrs. Danrother?

01:24:37 #1458 No, I'm Mrs. Chell.

01:24:39 #1459 This is Mrs. Danrother.

01:24:41 #1460 No, how do you do?

01:24:43 #1461 I wouldn't dream of alarming you, lovely ladies.

01:24:45 #1462 Perhaps I'll have a glass of bubbly after all.

01:24:49 #1463 Peter, sir. How do you do, sir?

01:24:51 #1464 How do you do?

01:24:52 #1465 Bravo.

01:24:53 #1466 And, um, Mr. Uh... Ohoro.

01:24:55 #1467 Oh, Harold. Julius, oh, Harold. Delighted.

01:24:58 #1468 I'm the one to be delighted.

01:25:00 #1469 It had become the looker so I'd never catch up with you people.

01:25:03 #1470 That would have been a bit embarrassing.

01:25:04 #1471 You see, this is the first time I've ever been abroad on an investigation.

01:25:08 #1472 I've spent quite a lot of money.

01:25:10 #1473 My chief can be very sarcastic about the money one spends,

01:25:13 #1474 particularly if you fail to deliver the goods.

01:25:16 #1475 Mr Clayton is presently interested in the Van Mere murder case.

01:25:19 #1476 The Van Mere murder case?

01:25:21 #1477 Oh, yes, yes. That fellow in the colonial office, yes.

01:25:24 #1478 I read about that in the paper. It was a shocking affair.

01:25:27 #1479 According to Mr Van Mere's appointment with Mr Peterson,

01:25:30 #1480 he went lunch with him at the Savoy a few days before his death.

01:25:33 #1481 That's quite correct.

01:25:35 #1482 Mr Van Mere was an expert on African matters.

01:25:37 #1483 We wanted his advice about affairs in British East.

01:25:40 #1484 Do you recall the subject on the discussion?

01:25:42 #1485 Vaguely, uh, croppedy old. The native labor situation.

01:25:46 #1486 Inches of rain?

01:25:48 #1487 A vaccination. Shorts.

01:25:50 #1488 How long haven't you known, Mr. Vanmere?

01:25:52 #1489 Oh, a couple of months. We met half a dozen times.

01:25:54 #1490 Did he ever make mention of any enemies? Business or otherwise?

01:25:57 #1491 Did he say anything about romantic attachments?

01:25:59 #1492 I mean, did he name any women?

01:26:01 #1493 No. I should have been very surprised if he had done.

01:26:04 #1494 Mr. Van Mere struck me as being every inch a gentleman.

01:26:07 #1495 Of course, of course.

01:26:09 #1496 Well, that's all.

01:26:11 #1497 Unless somebody has anything further to add.

01:26:14 #1498 I have.

01:26:16 #1499 I think you ought to know that the business of one of these businessmen is murder.

01:26:24 #1500 I beg your pardon.

01:26:27 #1501 Major Ross, I mean.

01:26:29 #1502 I can't guarantee Major Ross murdered this Van Mere person.

01:26:33 #1503 I assure you, however, he attempted to murder my husband with a long, thin dagger,

01:26:37 #1504 a long, thin dagger, which he always carried about in what looked like an innocent swagger stick.

01:26:42 #1505 Go on, Mrs. Chum.

01:26:44 #1506 You see, Major Ross is employed by Mr. Peterson there to do his dirty work.

01:26:49 #1507 One might say he's a professional killer.

01:26:52 #1508 My husband found out certain things about Mr. Peterson.

01:26:55 #1509 Things in point of fact that are a matter of empire,

01:26:57 #1510 involving as they do a plot to exploit our kingdom's uranium resources.

01:27:02 #1511 And that's why Mr. Peterson decided to have him done away with.

01:27:05 #1512 Don't run away, Mr. Peterson.

01:27:07 #1513 That's always tantamount to a confession of guilt.

01:27:10 #1514 Tantamount is what I call it.

01:27:12 #1515 More champagne, Clayton?

01:27:14 #1516 No, thank you.

01:27:33 #1517 As I said before, very smart fellows indeed.

01:27:40 #1518 Should you ever think of me in Earl's court?

01:27:43 #1519 That's where I'll be, helping Harry's parents with the louches.

01:27:46 #1520 Should you ever think of me?

01:27:48 #1521 Try not to let it be too harshly.

01:27:52 #1522 You kiss her too, Billy.

01:27:54 #1523 And tell her she's forgiven.

01:27:56 #1524 Sure, sure.

01:27:58 #1525 Goodbye, Ben.

01:27:59 #1526 Bye.

01:28:05 #1527 For Mrs. Chelm, just came on the ship's wireless.

01:28:09 #1528 Oh, by the way, Mr. Danrada,

01:28:11 #1529 do you know that your associates are all in the Who's Gow?

01:28:15 #1530 Oh, now that I'm a bit surprised,

01:28:17 #1531 I put them down as thoroughly bad characters, right off the bat.

01:28:21 #1532 But then there are so many bad characters nowadays.

01:28:24 #1533 Take mine, for instance.

01:28:54 #1534 Hahahaha!

01:28:59 #1535 Ha ha hahahaha!

01:29:06 #1536 Oh this is the end.