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00:00:40 #1 should be some shall we try it again I'll try anything for you for better. If you

00:00:47 #2 please doctor doctor. But to participate to a leg row to

00:01:26 #3 control. Good you're supposed to be singing about the voices of spring not

00:01:31 #4 the eruption of a volcano give with the throat not with the fellows. That's it

00:01:39 #5 That's it. Give me the bed.

00:01:41 #6 Enough for today. You might hurt your voice, you know, bend it, crack it up, break it or something.

00:02:38 #7 Oh, Professor, you're so considerate.

00:02:41 #8 I'm just crazy about you.

00:02:44 #9 Don't forget we've got another lesson Tuesday.

00:02:46 #10 Gargle with old razor blades.

00:02:48 #11 All right, Professor. I know you wouldn't want anything to happen to my throat.

00:02:53 #12 Except to have somebody cut it. How would you like to be married to a dame like that? Don't even say that.

00:02:58 #13 I order you order what they ought to be a little more careful shut up and listen do

00:03:04 #14 you remember your uncle Caleb do I why that old tight what he'd steal flies or

00:03:07 #15 a blind spider but champ he's a lot of the weasel yeah well he just died left

00:03:11 #16 you five hundred thousand bucks just like that old skin flint five hundred

00:03:16 #17 thousand bucks like I was saying he was a swell guy give me the shirt off his

00:03:23 #18 back and throw in the buttons to but there's one little catch you get the

00:03:27 #19 a dough provided you're married. So married. No no fellas I'm going to

00:03:33 #20 think. Or what if you get married within 48 hours of the reading of the

00:03:40 #21 will what time was that six o'clock a night before last you just got seven

00:03:43 #22 hours to get several broad it can't be done no woman is interested in me maybe

00:03:47 #23 not how but if you look real hard you might find one of the system a half a

00:03:51 #24 million bucks maybe you got something there don't write he has you know any

00:03:54 #25 girls I got a lot of numbers but I haven't had much luck with him lately

00:03:57 #26 Well, you can't get killed for trying. Where's the phone?

00:03:59 #27 There's a booth down the hall.

00:04:00 #28 Well, what are we waiting for?

00:04:01 #29 Down the hall!

00:04:03 #30 Wow, wow, wow.

00:04:04 #31 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:04:06 #32 Here, here's six nickels.

00:04:09 #33 That makes 17.

00:04:09 #34 You ought to hit the jackpot with one of them.

00:04:11 #35 Go ahead.

00:04:21 #36 Gimme Sasquahana 2222.

00:04:26 #37 Say, he's been in there over an hour.

00:04:29 #38 What are you getting nervous about?

00:04:30 #39 When Shem pours on the charm, no dame can resist him.

00:04:32 #40 I hope you're right.

00:04:33 #41 Hello?

00:04:34 #42 Is this ginger grain? It is?

00:04:37 #43 Well, this is your little snookums.

00:04:39 #44 I'm about to do you a big favor.

00:04:41 #45 Will you marry me?

00:04:43 #46 Oh, oh.

00:04:47 #47 Hey, any luck?

00:04:49 #48 I've got one phone number and one nickel left.

00:04:51 #49 Let's start using it.

00:04:52 #50 Who clumsy ask you where that go?

00:04:57 #51 It was out here someplace. Let's find it.

00:05:01 #52 That side.

00:05:07 #53 Take this receiver.

00:05:08 #54 I got it.

00:05:11 #55 All right. Just take it.

00:05:13 #56 All right.

00:05:14 #57 Get this out of my hair here.

00:05:16 #58 All right.

00:05:17 #59 Easy, easy.

00:05:18 #60 Look at what I got here.

00:05:20 #61 What was that?

00:05:21 #62 Wait a minute.

00:05:22 #63 It means around under my arm, then up here around the neck.

00:05:25 #64 That's your...

00:05:26 #65 Put your hand over here.

00:05:27 #66 All right.

00:05:32 #67 Now wait a minute.

00:05:33 #68 Can you dial him there?

00:05:34 #69 No.

00:05:35 #70 Can you?

00:05:36 #71 Yeah.

00:05:37 #72 Oh, oh.

00:05:38 #73 If I come around like this one, get up in this one.

00:05:49 #74 Get up in this one. How's that?

00:05:52 #75 Well, don't feel as good as it...

00:05:53 #76 Well, I did this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:05:56 #77 I'll take it easy. Now look.

00:05:59 #78 We are making no place fast.

00:06:01 #79 Stay right there! Right there!

00:06:04 #80 You won't always get this off.

00:06:05 #81 All right, wait a minute. All right.

00:06:07 #82 Can't stare at anyone.

00:06:08 #83 We started with the book, didn't we?

00:06:10 #84 Where's your hat?

00:06:19 #85 How you doin'?

00:06:20 #86 Out of my face. That ain't my hand.

00:06:28 #87 It's your hand. All right, you ass-fart.

00:06:31 #88 Oh, quick. Oh.

00:06:35 #89 Say miss, would you like to get married?

00:06:37 #90 What?

00:06:38 #91 Get married.

00:06:39 #92 Well, I don't know.

00:06:40 #93 But you are kind of cute at that.

00:06:42 #94 Oh, it's not me. It's him.

00:06:43 #95 All right.

00:06:49 #96 There isn't much time left. You know that, don't you?

00:06:51 #97 All right.

00:06:52 #98 That's what I want to know.

00:06:56 #99 Wait a minute.

00:07:01 #100 Did you get a load of that?

00:07:07 #101 What a dish.

00:07:08 #102 I wonder who she is.

00:07:09 #103 We'll soon find out.

00:07:10 #104 Oh boy.

00:07:11 #105 Yes.

00:07:12 #106 Who's the new dame?

00:07:13 #107 A Miss Hopkins.

00:07:14 #108 Miss Hopkins?

00:07:15 #109 Did you hear that kid?

00:07:16 #110 And you're looking too.

00:07:17 #111 Go get her, chef.

00:07:19 #112 Oh, wait a minute.

00:07:21 #113 You can't propose to a girl looking like that.

00:07:23 #114 We've got to give you the works. Come on.

00:07:25 #115 Stand still. Well, here we've got to get going.

00:07:32 #116 It's three o'clock now.

00:07:33 #117 Yeah?

00:07:34 #118 And if you don't mind a girl by six o'clock,

00:07:35 #119 we're out of the money.

00:07:36 #120 I said stand still.

00:07:41 #121 You're pointing my eye out. Get a towel, Moe.

00:07:47 #122 Get a towel.

00:07:48 #123 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:07:50 #124 Hey, where are the towels?

00:07:52 #125 In the bottom drawer.

00:07:54 #126 I got it.

00:07:55 #127 You see, it looks funny with a bust of brown collar.

00:08:05 #128 Hold that.

00:08:06 #129 I'll let you know that. Here. Say I forgot to tell you when the afternoon papers come out you're going to be famous how come I gave the story to the reporters yes sir I'm

00:08:22 #130 a power to inherit a half a million bucks let's get going get. Tell you the whole still now I'm warning you.

00:08:38 #131 All. Seven years. I like that I said stand.

00:09:03 #132 I cut off my head. I cut off my head.

00:09:08 #133 Moe, my head is off. Moe, my head is off.

00:09:11 #134 My head is off.

00:09:13 #135 Oh, there I am.

00:09:15 #136 And as pretty as a picture.

00:09:17 #137 Yeah, but Nate, oh, get gone.

00:09:19 #138 This means half a million dollars.

00:09:21 #139 I know what it means.

00:09:23 #140 Here you are.

00:09:25 #141 Boy, am I tired.

00:09:29 #142 Where'll I throw this water?

00:09:32 #143 Oh.

00:09:35 #144 You look good. You look great.

00:09:36 #145 Ginger, a cinch. Go to it.

00:09:38 #146 Oh, come on. Come on.

00:09:41 #147 I'm not.

00:09:57 #148 Oh hello.

00:09:58 #149 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:10:02 #150 Hazel, oh.

00:10:06 #151 I, I've just been dying to meet you.

00:10:09 #152 You're even cuter than I said you were.

00:10:12 #153 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.

00:10:16 #154 Oh boy, success.

00:10:17 #155 Yeah, listen to those kisses.

00:10:22 #156 Cut it out.

00:10:25 #157 Oh, you must be exhausted after your long trip to town.

00:10:28 #158 Let me look at you, cousin Hazel.

00:10:31 #159 Oh.

00:10:33 #160 Now don't you go away.

00:10:36 #161 Hello? Yes, this is Miss Hopkins.

00:10:39 #162 Your cousin Basil? Or then who is?

00:10:41 #163 I would use it.

00:10:42 #164 Oh dear, you pretend to be my cousin Basil.

00:10:44 #165 I'll teach you a thing or two.

00:10:46 #166 You wolf!

00:10:48 #167 Don't you guess right me!

00:10:49 #168 Taking advantage of a poor wolf!

00:10:53 #169 Boy, this is a getting lie.

00:10:55 #170 You, you, you horrible, stupid you!

00:11:00 #171 Get up, get up!

00:11:01 #172 What happened, kid?

00:11:03 #173 Can I help you to find cousin Basil?

00:11:05 #174 Oh! Professor!

00:11:07 #175 Are you all right?

00:11:08 #176 Oh, I'm fine.

00:11:10 #177 All I wanted to do was propose.

00:11:12 #178 Propose? Oh, Professor, this is so sudden.

00:11:16 #179 You mean you'll really marry him?

00:11:18 #180 Oh, of course. He's my little dreamboat.

00:11:22 #181 Your little dreamboat is sailing now.

00:11:24 #182 Wait a minute. We're going to sail away from a half a million bucks.

00:11:27 #183 We only got two hours left. Come on, get going.

00:11:30 #184 Just a little bit.

00:11:38 #185 Here's the license. My pal wants to get married in a rush.

00:11:42 #186 Oh, it's splendid.

00:11:44 #187 Excuse me.

00:11:46 #188 Hello?

00:11:48 #189 Who? Mr. Howard?

00:11:50 #190 Yes, he's here.

00:11:52 #191 Hello? Yes?

00:11:54 #192 What? How many of them?

00:11:57 #193 Wow.

00:11:58 #194 Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks.

00:12:00 #195 That was the clerk at the apartment.

00:12:01 #196 Those names you phoned this morning.

00:12:03 #197 Found out about the 500 grand in the papers.

00:12:05 #198 Come on, pal, we gotta make this fast.

00:12:07 #199 Have you got the ring?

00:12:08 #200 My sight, may I?

00:12:09 #201 Sightly, I got it.

00:12:12 #202 It went in the piano.

00:12:14 #203 Get it.

00:12:16 #204 You see anything?

00:12:17 #205 Yeah, wires.

00:12:18 #206 Listen, you what?

00:12:21 #207 You know, I think the piano's out of tune.

00:12:23 #208 Come on.

00:12:24 #209 I think I see it.

00:12:26 #210 Look out, get up on that.

00:12:30 #211 Get me on my face.

00:12:32 #212 Oh, you want to spoil my looks?

00:12:34 #213 Impossible.

00:12:35 #214 Never mind your face and get that ring.

00:12:37 #215 It's a quarter of six.

00:12:38 #216 Oh, I'm awful.

00:12:44 #217 Sorry.

00:12:45 #218 So am I.

00:12:46 #219 Or the big bloody

00:12:49 #220 plane around in there and get that ring

00:13:00 #221 etes toi

00:13:01 #222 trimmed up with wire

00:13:02 #223 we will back him up let us bring them out

00:13:07 #224 Tina

00:13:08 #225 and

00:13:11 #226 out

00:13:13 #227 Easy, now wait, get this stuff up.

00:13:15 #228 Oh, oh, oh.

00:13:16 #229 You'll get in the messes every time.

00:13:18 #230 Give me a round.

00:13:20 #231 I'm a few minutes left and no ring, no nothing.

00:13:23 #232 Wait a minute fellas.

00:13:25 #233 Here's the ring.

00:13:27 #234 I'll be a life that gets out of here.

00:13:29 #235 Okay, father, we're ready for the kickoff.

00:13:32 #236 Uh, join hands, you love birds.

00:13:35 #237 Character.

00:13:44 #238 The she's the bride.

00:13:46 #239 I got my strength.

00:13:48 #240 Tell me who will then to propose to me.

00:13:50 #241 Yes, but I'm with you.

00:13:51 #242 Didn't you?

00:13:52 #243 Yes, but you tied me down.

00:13:53 #244 That was before I read the papers.

00:13:55 #245 Now I accept.

00:13:56 #246 OK, trust letter. Oh, no.

00:13:58 #247 Don't even close to me, sir.

00:13:59 #248 And leave. Look at that.

00:14:04 #249 We better do something fast.

00:14:05 #250 Yeah.

00:14:06 #251 Oh, you!

00:14:07 #252 Hey, don't you get it?

00:14:08 #253 What's going on here?

00:14:10 #254 Oh!

00:14:11 #255 Oh, oh, oh!

00:14:15 #256 Oh, lady!

00:14:16 #257 Stop it!

00:14:17 #258 Oh, you're getting in there.

00:14:31 #259 Hold the hand, you little birdie!

00:14:33 #260 Oh, you're my only girl.

00:14:35 #261 No, it doesn't work.

00:14:53 #262 Wait a minute. You wouldn't hit a lady with that.

00:14:55 #263 It's your first time.

00:14:57 #264 Use this. It's bigger.

00:14:59 #265 Will you marry me?

00:15:07 #266 Never.

00:15:09 #267 You and all the donations, both have you.

00:16:16 #268 Oh, thank you.

00:16:18 #269 We're married.

00:16:20 #270 We made it. It takes a clock and you're married.

00:16:22 #271 What happened? What happened?

00:16:24 #272 You're married. Can't say something.

00:16:26 #273 Help! Help!