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Transcript: Hamateur Night

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00:01:03 #1 Tonight next we have next we have a talented artist my show

00:02:34 #2 Next on the program, the Hindu mystic, Swami River, and his basket trick.

00:02:52 #3 First I must have a subject from the audience. Ah, come right up my good man, into the basket.

00:03:06 #4 Usher, give this gentleman his money back.

00:03:33 #5 And we have the world's smallest entertainer.

00:03:40 #6 Teeny, tiny, teensy, tinny, tinny tin.

00:04:20 #7 Fleabag MacPoodle and his trained door gag.

00:04:24 #8 Tch.

00:04:25 #9 Roll over.

00:04:30 #10 Play there.

00:04:31 #11 My custom, as I am, to public speaking,

00:04:44 #12 from the rock-bound coast of Maine

00:04:47 #13 to the sunkest shores of California.

00:04:52 #14 That's a good one.

00:04:56 #15 More of that circus.

00:04:58 #16 To be or not to be.

00:05:18 #17 Is the.

00:05:23 #18 The balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet.

00:05:33 #19 Can he see from Romeo and Juliet?

00:05:46 #20 Romeo, where for are thou, Romeo?

00:05:50 #21 Hear my love in the bushes at the bottom of the garden.

00:06:03 #22 Good night, good night.

00:06:05 #23 Parting is such sweet sorrow, Raleigh it is.

00:06:09 #24 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

00:06:16 #25 Oh, my darling, my only one.

00:06:19 #26 I love you more than anything.

00:06:21 #27 This is killing me.

00:06:26 #28 Oh, Juliet, my love, let me thrill again to the soft sweet tones of your voice.

00:06:47 #29 Oh, folks.

00:06:52 #30 She'll be coming real, the man can be a cheeky.

00:06:54 #31 Oh, God, she'll be coming real.

00:06:58 #32 Now folks, let's see who wins the cup.