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Transcript: Hobby Horse-Laffs

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00:00:00 #1 He's playing an important part in the lives of all of us.

00:00:02 #2 Let's have a look at some of the more unusual hobbies and hobbyists of the nation.

00:00:10 #3 The living room of Orville Scudder gives ample evidence of his hobby, which is boats.

00:00:14 #4 Big boats, little boats.

00:00:16 #5 In fact, he's just crazy about boats.

00:00:20 #6 It's muted, Mr. Christian.

00:00:27 #7 Amateur botanist Herman Diffle has developed a marvelous plant food.

00:00:36 #8 Mr. Diffle, oh Mr. Diffle, is it true that your plant food really makes things grow?

00:00:43 #9 Yes. It's a possibility.

00:00:49 #10 This is the modest home of Prentice Slent. His pride and joy is his cactus garden, in which he spends many happy hours.

00:01:02 #11 Here he is now strolling among his splendid specimens.

00:01:05 #12 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Ow! Ah!

00:01:11 #13 Herbert's strong fort of muscle shoals makes a hobby of keeping physically fit.

00:01:17 #14 His diet of raw carrots is largely responsible for his iron physique.

00:01:21 #15 But Herbie, isn't there any drawback to living exclusively on raw carrots?

00:01:26 #16 No, not that I know of.

00:01:31 #17 Amateur magic is the fascinating hobby of Chuck me giggles week

00:01:43 #18 I will do a most difficult to rake I will cover the gold

00:01:50 #19 And with a wave of my magic wand

00:01:56 #20 I will make the bow the cloth

00:01:59 #21 And the fish completely disappear

00:02:03 #22 Elixim Elixam Presto!

00:02:06 #23 A fine magician you are!

00:02:16 #24 Slap base.

00:02:33 #25 Piccolo.

00:02:37 #26 Trombone.

00:02:44 #27 Now, all together.

00:02:46 #28 I was cheating.

00:03:00 #29 The handling of vicious dogs has long been the unusual hobby of Samson McDivitt.

00:03:08 #30 His domination over these brutes is unquestioned.

00:03:11 #31 Get in there, Lockingmore.

00:03:13 #32 Get yourself in the hood right now.

00:03:15 #33 Right now! Get in there and stay there!

00:03:22 #34 I guess he realizes who's muster around here.

00:03:26 #35 May.

00:03:27 #36 Here an instructor explains to his class of gliding enthusiasts the principles of motorless flight.

00:03:37 #37 How to avoid treacherous downdrafts and how to take advantage of warm rising thermals.

00:03:42 #38 There they go, off to apply their instruction in man's closest challenge to the art of the birds.

00:03:49 #39 This proud gentleman has the largest collection of hotel towels and silverware in the entire world.

00:04:05 #40 Julius Digby makes a hobby of inventing boons to mankind.

00:04:14 #41 Probably his greatest boon to mankind is his Digby Deluxe Dunking Donut guaranteed against all dripping and drainage.

00:04:21 #42 Some boon, eh kid?

00:04:33 #43 Another equally successful creation is his anti-hot foot shoe.

00:04:37 #44 Heh. Hello there.

00:04:53 #45 Heh.

00:04:55 #46 Old man Hut said down the road a piece has a dangless hobby.

00:04:59 #47 Always experiment with explosives.

00:05:02 #48 Seems pretty risky to me, Johnny.

00:05:05 #49 But every man does his own taste, I always say.

00:05:08 #50 Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:05:25 #51 Okay, okay, go ahead. Turn now.

00:05:27 #52 Hmm, what's Dick Tracy doing today?

00:05:29 #53 Oh, say, let's do the cross-way puzzle, huh?

00:05:32 #54 Well, can this be a hobby?

00:05:35 #55 My name is Potts. I got a hobby too. I make all kinds of handy gadgets.

00:05:46 #56 Well, Mr. Potts, I'm sure everyone will be glad you've given this device to the world.

00:05:57 #57 Yeah! Everybody will be so glad! He said!