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00:01:13 #1 Don't say what's your hurry.
00:01:15 #2 And don't ask us where the fire is.
00:01:20 #3 And you guys see me wave at you?
00:01:22 #4 Well, we wave back, didn't we?
00:01:23 #5 Yeah, he did like this.
00:01:24 #6 Shut up.
00:01:26 #7 You broke a traffic law.
00:01:27 #8 Can't you make another one?
00:01:30 #9 I'm going to give both you guys a ticket.
00:01:33 #10 Well, be sure they're down front.
00:01:34 #11 My partner doesn't see very well.
00:01:36 #12 Yeah, my glasses are old.
00:01:37 #13 Don't try to kid me.
00:01:39 #14 It's guys like you that keep us cops busy.
00:01:41 #15 Don't you ever think of accidents?
00:01:43 #16 Accidents?
00:01:44 #17 Oh, my dear man, that's our business. Allow me.
00:01:48 #18 Accident.
00:01:49 #19 My card, my card.
00:01:51 #20 As well in Gansi.
00:01:53 #21 Insurance, eh?
00:01:54 #22 Yes.
00:01:55 #23 This is Mr. Boswell, Mr. Boswell,
00:01:57 #24 shake hands with Mr. Policeman.
00:01:58 #25 I'm pleased to meet you.
00:02:00 #26 And this is Mr. Gansi.
00:02:01 #27 Mr. Gansi, shake hands with Mr. Policeman.
00:02:03 #28 I'm pleased to meet you, sir.
00:02:04 #29 I'm pleased to meet you.
00:02:05 #30 Now, here's a policy that offers triple protection
00:02:08 #31 against bruises, earthquakes, and relatives.
00:02:10 #32 Have you ever stopped to realize that old age
00:02:12 #33 is creeping up on you?
00:02:13 #34 My dear man, you owe it to your wife.
00:02:15 #35 I haven't got a wife.
00:02:16 #36 We'll get you one. Yes.
00:02:18 #37 Now, I would like to ask you a few questions.
00:02:20 #38 How's your liver? What?
00:02:21 #39 Don't tell me you haven't got a liver.
00:02:23 #40 But I don't need any insurance.
00:02:25 #41 You are just the type that does need insurance.
00:02:27 #42 Why, do you realize that since 1910,
00:02:30 #43 they have discovered 52 new ways of dying?
00:02:33 #44 And you don't look well. Yes.
00:02:35 #45 Why, people are dying this year that have never died before.
00:02:39 #46 Well, what kind of insurance do you do? Any kind. Now answer me. Answer me.
00:02:43 #47 Good morning when you get up.
00:02:44 #48 Do you sort of have an empty feeling in here?
00:02:47 #49 Come to think of it, I believe I do.
00:02:49 #50 Just as I thought.
00:02:50 #51 Gallstone.
00:03:01 #52 Another prospect.
00:03:02 #53 And what a prospect.
00:03:05 #54 Hey, give her sales talk number seven,
00:03:08 #55 and don't come back without a policy.
00:03:11 #56 Now then, where were we?
00:03:12 #57 Oh, yes, around the gallstone area.
00:03:14 #58 My man, do you realize that you've got enough
00:03:16 #59 gallstone, ecstatic worry?
00:03:22 #60 Hello.
00:03:25 #61 Are we holding you up? Yes.
00:03:27 #62 I'm awfully angry about it.
00:03:31 #63 What's your name?
00:03:32 #64 Mary. Mary Marsh.
00:03:35 #65 Mary? Gee, that's a swell name.
00:03:39 #66 My name is Wilbur.
00:03:40 #67 I don't mind.
00:03:45 #68 No, uh, let's see your tongue.
00:03:48 #69 Say ah. Ah?
00:03:50 #70 Just as I thought.
00:03:52 #71 You'll reach me just in time.
00:03:54 #72 Has it got a coat on it?
00:03:56 #73 Not only a coat, but a vest and a pair of pants.
00:04:00 #74 You know, Mary, you're the kind of a girl that I could...
00:04:05 #75 Hey! Number seven!
00:04:11 #76 Have you ever stopped to realize that old age is creeping up on you?
00:04:15 #77 What are you talking about?
00:04:16 #78 Protection. That's what you need.
00:04:18 #79 Throughout your declining years, you will need to be provided for,
00:04:21 #80 and I am here to offer you that protection.
00:04:24 #81 Well, that's awfully nice of you, and I think you're...
00:04:29 #82 Well, you have to let me think it over for a while.
00:04:31 #83 Oh, that is the trouble with America today.
00:04:34 #84 Procrastinate.
00:04:37 #85 Why give it up?
00:04:38 #86 Accept my proposition now and know
00:04:41 #87 the value of a steady income and the happiness
00:04:44 #88 of a contented family. Well.
00:04:46 #89 I just met you and I think I could like you an awful lot.
00:04:50 #90 And I think we could be awfully happy together.
00:04:52 #91 And well, I might accept your proposal,
00:04:54 #92 but well, you'd have to ask mother anyway.
00:05:00 #93 Now that I've signed this policy,
00:05:02 #94 Suppose I got double pneumonia.
00:05:04 #95 Oh, then you would be lucky. Lucky?
00:05:06 #96 Certainly.
00:05:08 #97 Because then you'll get a great bargain.
00:05:10 #98 Instead of dealing with you in the singular,
00:05:12 #99 we pay you off in the pleurisy.
00:05:16 #100 Oh, I see. Good luck.
00:05:20 #101 You'll need it.
00:05:20 #102 I'm certainly glad I met you, fellas.
00:05:24 #103 Mary, I want you to meet my partner, Mr. J. Addington Gansy.
00:05:30 #104 This is Mary Marsh.
00:05:31 #105 How do you do?
00:05:32 #106 Fidget the digit, honey, fidget the digit.
00:05:34 #107 You know I love the name of Marsh.
00:05:36 #108 It's so mellow.
00:05:37 #109 Has my partner been telling you about wonderful insurance?
00:05:40 #110 Oh, is that what he was talking about?
00:05:43 #111 Well, not exactly.
00:05:45 #112 You see, I tell us something about yourself, Mary.
00:05:49 #113 Well, I'm running away from home.
00:05:51 #114 No.
00:05:52 #115 Yes.
00:05:53 #116 You see, it's like this.
00:05:54 #117 My mother made millions out of oil.
00:05:56 #118 Oh, tell me about a child.
00:05:58 #119 Tell me about it.
00:05:59 #120 But she lost most of it.
00:06:01 #121 Tell him about it, child. Tell him about it.
00:06:03 #122 But why are you running away?
00:06:05 #123 Oh, because my mother wants me to marry our attorney, John Blackwell.
00:06:10 #124 You did right, Mary. But where are you running to?
00:06:13 #125 To my hotel.
00:06:14 #126 Oh, your hotel!
00:06:17 #127 Yes, the Ritz-D'Lar Riviera at Florahurst.
00:06:20 #128 Now my plan is to go down there and operate it myself,
00:06:23 #129 make him success, and then I can be independent.
00:06:26 #130 And you're perfectly right.
00:06:28 #131 All you need is a couple of good men like us to help you out.
00:06:30 #132 And are we good men?
00:06:33 #133 We are now in the hotel business.
00:06:35 #134 See, that's grand.
00:06:36 #135 Boy, that's what I call exhilarating. What?
00:06:40 #136 Exhilarating.
00:06:42 #137 I'll have to look that up.
00:06:44 #138 Exhilarating. That's the off. Wait a minute.
00:06:48 #139 You boys know anything about hotels?
00:06:51 #140 Do we know anything about hotels?
00:06:53 #141 Child, there are several hotels looking for us
00:06:55 #142 right this very minute.
00:07:12 #143 What's the matter, Yachty-Gas?
00:07:14 #144 No, this is a hotel.
00:07:18 #145 Pretty, isn't it?
00:07:19 #146 Show place, I call it. Show place.
00:07:21 #147 John Blackwell certainly was lying.
00:07:24 #148 I think it's a shame the way he left this hotel run down.
00:07:26 #149 Yes, run down, all right.
00:07:28 #150 You know, it's supposed to be early Victorian.
00:07:32 #151 Very early. Too early.
00:07:34 #152 Mother said that all the big bugs used to live there.
00:07:37 #153 They're probably still here. Let's look around.
00:08:17 #154 This looks like the place that fellow King Tut was buried.
00:08:20 #155 Barry, it looks more like the place where he was born.
00:08:25 #156 Where did you say you got this hotel?
00:08:28 #157 My uncle gave it to me.
00:08:31 #158 Honey, you've been robbed.
00:08:34 #159 Robbed is right.
00:08:37 #160 Oh, come on, Addington. Let's look around.
00:08:40 #161 We might be able to put it over.
00:08:43 #162 It would be easier to push it over.
00:08:56 #163 Is it a mummy?
00:08:58 #164 No, it's Father Time's grandfather.
00:09:00 #165 Boy, boy.
00:09:07 #166 Come, come, my good man.
00:09:09 #167 Wait, wait.
00:09:10 #168 Let's see who's registered here.
00:09:13 #169 General Grant, Lydia Pickham, Buffalo Bill.
00:09:17 #170 Quite a cast, quite a cast.
00:09:20 #171 Do you think they're still here?
00:09:22 #172 They are if they left a call with him.
00:09:24 #173 Ah, the morning paper.
00:09:26 #174 Oh, boy.
00:09:35 #175 Wait till they hear what Dewey did at Manila Bay.
00:09:38 #176 You'd better wake him the old man.
00:09:40 #177 He may be dead.
00:09:41 #178 Boy, this is becoming irksome. Come on.
00:09:43 #179 Come on, lunch.
00:09:44 #180 Hey, can't city all out?
00:09:51 #181 Lad, this young lady here has placed us in full charge of the hotel-rich
00:09:56 #182 the river and we intend to place it where it belongs.
00:09:59 #183 Now, our first innovation is to be the inauguration of the eight-hour day.
00:10:05 #184 Eight hours in the morning and eight hours in the afternoon.
00:10:08 #185 Lad, don't help me, Annie.
00:10:10 #186 I'm the night man.
00:10:12 #187 Yes.
00:10:55 #188 That's all right, little one. I'm here.
00:10:57 #189 Who's our guest?
00:10:58 #190 Boy, he ain't no guest.
00:11:01 #191 He's the house detective.
00:11:03 #192 I'm afraid the thing is a bust.
00:11:04 #193 Come on, let's sign off.
00:11:06 #194 Oh, boys, we've got to think of something.
00:11:08 #195 Gee, it would be wonderful if we could do something
00:11:11 #196 with this hotel.
00:11:12 #197 Wonderful?
00:11:13 #198 It would be miraculous.
00:11:15 #199 It would make a swell fire.
00:11:17 #200 Wait a minute.
00:11:21 #201 I've just given birth to one idea.
00:11:23 #202 My, how you must have suffered.
00:11:25 #203 Listen.
00:11:26 #204 Now listen to knowledge.
00:11:29 #205 What this hotel needs is publicity.
00:11:31 #206 I'll send the story to all the leading newspapers saying the society has adopted the hotel as a fad.
00:11:37 #207 In two weeks time, this old bird cage will be on the map.
00:11:40 #208 Now, top that one if you care.
00:11:44 #209 Now you two just go on back there, sit down and relax.
00:11:47 #210 And I'll telephone the good news to the newspapers.
00:11:49 #211 Ha. That's the idea, just relax.
00:12:01 #212 Hello, Central. Sorry to disturb you.
00:12:05 #213 Connect me with the editor of the New York Examiner.
00:12:08 #214 A chair, son, so that I may be able to sit and think.
00:12:13 #215 Hello, editor New York examiner.
00:12:16 #216 This is Gansi speaking.
00:12:18 #217 Gansi of Gansi, Gansi and Gansi.
00:12:22 #218 Operators of the world's greatest hotels.
00:12:25 #219 We have recently taken over the hotel
00:12:27 #220 Rich De La Riviera at Floralhurst,
00:12:30 #221 and we are making it the mecca of society.
00:12:33 #222 Yes.
00:12:34 #223 Why, at this very moment,
00:12:36 #224 One of the world's greatest painters is busy redecorating.
00:12:40 #225 We have installed the safest safe in the world.
00:12:45 #226 Yes, yes.
00:12:47 #227 So the society may come here and feel that their jewels will be absolutely safe.
00:12:51 #228 Yes.
00:12:53 #229 Why, our register already carries some of the world's most prominent names.
00:12:57 #230 And one man is here with his wife.
00:13:00 #231 Yes.
00:13:02 #232 Yes, I know you well. Yes, nice.
00:13:04 #233 Well, boy, how's that?
00:13:06 #234 That's telling them.
00:13:07 #235 Boy, I never fall down on anything.
00:13:10 #236 The society's new fad.
00:13:19 #237 The hotel listed our booze of wealth and passion.
00:13:27 #238 Wrong day booze.
00:13:28 #239 Don't believe it.
00:13:30 #240 The red day's booze.
00:13:33 #241 The hope pearls.
00:13:35 #242 Well, it looks as if Mary were getting some there, even if she did run away.
00:13:40 #243 That story is absurd.
00:13:42 #244 Mary is absurd. As your attorney, I can't sanction this crazy business.
00:13:46 #245 You can't sanction? Well, if you can, I shouldn't flock you to the rich.
00:13:49 #246 Ah, nonsense. Mary has probably fallen into the hands of some very clever confidence men.
00:13:54 #247 And she'll doubtless wind up losing her hotel.
00:13:57 #248 Listen, anything that happens at that hotel will be an improvement.
00:14:00 #249 Yes. Well, what about something that may happen to Mary?
00:14:04 #250 I never thought of that.
00:14:09 #251 No. Well, I haven't thought about anything but Mary.
00:14:13 #252 You know how much I love her.
00:14:15 #253 Well, I ought to hear told me often enough.
00:14:18 #254 What are your plans?
00:14:20 #255 I'll go there at once,
00:14:22 #256 throw those men out and bring Mary home where she belongs.
00:14:24 #257 You're optimistic. You don't know me, Ray.
00:14:27 #258 Don't worry. I'll settle this.
00:14:29 #259 That is, if you'll back me up.
00:14:31 #260 Back you up? I'll be right behind you.
00:14:34 #261 In fact, I'll go along with you.
00:14:36 #262 All right. I'll meet you here at 12.
00:14:44 #263 Can you imagine?
00:14:52 #264 I can all set them out of the girl, take over the property,
00:14:55 #265 and a couple of half smart guys come along and mess up my plans.
00:14:58 #266 You ain't afraid of them, are you?
00:15:00 #267 No. I'm just apprehensive.
00:15:03 #268 If they find out about our hideaway in the hotel basement, we're lost.
00:15:07 #269 Hey, let's get down there and take them for a ride.
00:15:10 #270 Or put them on the spot.
00:15:12 #271 Well, my motto is give them the pineapple. It never fails.
00:15:15 #272 All right, Mac.
00:15:18 #273 You get down there as quickly as you can.
00:15:20 #274 But don't do any shooting, till you see me.
00:15:22 #275 All right.
00:15:23 #276 This looks like pie for us boys.
00:15:38 #277 Now, remember, you're going to mix with the best people,
00:15:41 #278 so watch your step.
00:15:43 #279 And the first guy that says ain't gets a sock in the nose.
00:15:47 #280 But I'm going to send the Duchess down
00:15:49 #281 to try and wiggle the combination out of those two birds
00:15:51 #282 that are running the joint.
00:15:53 #283 Now, listen, Spagoni, you go on down ahead
00:15:57 #284 and look the joint over.
00:15:59 #285 We'll meet you there.
00:16:00 #286 Sure, chief.
00:16:01 #287 The Duchess is one of the cleverest wives I ever had.
00:16:08 #288 Oh, how are you, Duke?
00:16:18 #289 Yes, I was just reading the story.
00:16:21 #290 Rather expected, your call.
00:16:24 #291 Sounds great.
00:16:26 #292 OK, I'll go down first and meet you there.
00:16:30 #293 Right. Goodbye.
00:16:32 #294 No, I was tolling. I thought you were dead.
00:17:12 #295 Take a glass of water to room 16.
00:17:15 #296 To drink?
00:17:16 #297 No, the lady wants to make a high dive.
00:17:19 #298 Say, you know I'm not as big a fool as I used to be.
00:17:24 #299 Have you been dieting?
00:17:25 #300 Ah...
00:17:27 #301 This is the hotel RISD La Riviera.
00:17:31 #302 Yes, just a moment.
00:17:33 #303 Oh, Mr. Gansi.
00:17:34 #304 Yes, Mr. Boswell?
00:17:35 #305 A gentleman in Cincinnati wants to know if the fish are biting.
00:17:38 #306 If they are, they're biting each other.
00:17:40 #307 They're hungry. No, they're not.
00:17:42 #308 Yes?
00:17:44 #309 Are you sleuthing?
00:17:45 #310 All right.
00:17:49 #311 That young fellow's a human dynamo.
00:17:51 #312 Yes.
00:17:52 #313 Everything he has on is charged.
00:17:54 #314 Things ain't so quiet around here no more.
00:18:00 #315 I may decide to quit.
00:18:02 #316 In that case, we require two weeks' written notice.
00:18:05 #317 Well, I can't write.
00:18:06 #318 Then that settles that.
00:18:08 #319 Now, go upstairs and count the chambermaids
00:18:11 #320 and report to me every now and then.
00:18:15 #321 Every now and then?
00:18:20 #322 Thank you.
00:18:25 #323 Gosh, if this keeps up,
00:18:28 #324 we'll have to build a man next to this hotel.
00:18:31 #325 Gee, it's a long time since I've seen you.
00:18:34 #326 Yes, almost an hour.
00:18:37 #327 And you're still likely?
00:18:39 #328 More than ever.
00:18:42 #329 More than ever, body?
00:18:44 #330 More than any body.
00:18:46 #331 Now let's don't go into that. Here, here, read some telegrams.
00:18:50 #332 Here's one from Harold Van Asterbilt.
00:18:53 #333 He wants two rooms and four beds.
00:18:56 #334 The man's a channel swimmer.
00:18:58 #335 Listen to this one.
00:19:03 #336 Reserve wedding suite for myself and friend.
00:19:06 #337 also room for the wife.
00:19:08 #338 That's what I call breaking them in.
00:19:13 #339 Customers.
00:19:20 #340 Be alert, lad. Be alert.
00:19:23 #341 Greetings, greetings.
00:19:30 #342 And salutations.
00:19:31 #343 How you do, gentlemen.
00:19:33 #344 Have you the reservation for the Duchess, Bessie, Van Bessie?
00:19:37 #345 Why, you're the kind we throw them out for.
00:19:39 #346 Will you register, Bessie?
00:19:41 #347 Oh, you are so kind.
00:19:43 #348 How do you spell Bessie?
00:19:47 #349 I understand.
00:19:49 #350 You see, your American English, it is so different.
00:19:52 #351 Yeah, so is our Scotch.
00:19:54 #352 What kind of room would you like, Duchess?
00:19:57 #353 What kind of room would you like?
00:19:59 #354 I should like a room in which I can amuse and cogitate.
00:20:02 #355 Suppose I give you one where you can see as a robot.
00:20:05 #356 You mean to tell me you'll never cogitate?
00:20:08 #357 Not while I'm on duty, madam. Not while I'm on duty.
00:20:11 #358 Look that word up, will you?
00:20:13 #359 Cogetate.
00:20:15 #360 Cogitane.
00:20:17 #361 I. J. K.
00:20:19 #362 Cog, cog, cog.
00:20:21 #363 Cogitane.
00:20:23 #364 Would you like a room with or without?
00:20:25 #365 I will leave everything to you.
00:20:28 #366 She's going to leave it all.
00:20:31 #367 He's my partner. You'll have to give me half.
00:20:34 #368 Son, son, can't you see that we're in conference?
00:20:37 #369 Return to your cogitating.
00:20:39 #370 I hate that word. Cogitane.
00:20:42 #371 Is this the wonderful safe I have read so much about?
00:20:45 #372 Yes, yes. Would you care to look it over?
00:20:47 #373 Oh, that would be very, very interesting.
00:20:50 #374 Well, step this way, madam. Step this way.
00:20:53 #375 There you are. It's a 1932 model.
00:20:58 #376 Seven bearing crankshaft.
00:21:00 #377 No tin there. Hydraulic brakes. All wool in the yard wire.
00:21:05 #378 Is it burglar proof?
00:21:08 #379 It is so far.
00:21:09 #380 A very fine safe indeed. I shall probably look into it later.
00:21:13 #381 Oh, you must. You must.
00:21:14 #382 I upstairs. What's the matter with that dame?
00:21:43 #383 Nothing. The lady is simply eccentric.
00:21:46 #384 I'll show her up.
00:21:47 #385 I trust you will forgive my partner, Duchess.
00:21:53 #386 You see, he falls for every pretty girl he sees.
00:21:56 #387 I could not refuse you anything.
00:22:00 #388 You are so fascinating.
00:22:01 #389 Yes, I suppose so.
00:22:03 #390 You know, Duchess, sometimes I think it's a curse.
00:22:06 #391 Oh, by the way, is it customary to dress for dinner here?
00:22:09 #392 Oh, yes, yes, yes. We dress for all meals here.
00:22:12 #393 here you get a little draft around sex.
00:22:16 #394 The idea is going to turn out all wrong.
00:22:25 #395 10 30 and all will.
00:22:27 #396 Did you hear that? Even the chief himself says it all as well.
00:22:32 #397 Why don't we have anything I hear these days. Honey.
00:22:36 #398 You're going to believe me.
00:22:42 #399 Greetings my friend. Greetings and salutations.
00:22:46 #400 I'd like a sweet certainly certainly something modern or comfortable.
00:22:50 #401 Oh, something high up.
00:22:52 #402 Something high up.
00:22:54 #403 Would $30 a day be high enough?
00:22:56 #404 Quite satisfactory.
00:22:58 #405 May I register?
00:22:59 #406 Certainly, sir.
00:23:00 #407 Certainly.
00:23:01 #408 Democrat or Republican?
00:23:02 #409 Ha, ha, ha.
00:23:04 #410 A Switzerland.
00:23:10 #411 All that you love it here are radiators, yodel all night.
00:23:15 #412 I like a room with a good exposure.
00:23:17 #413 You want a room with exposure.
00:23:20 #414 Are we going to allow that here?
00:23:22 #415 Certainly.
00:23:23 #416 Your stupidity is stupendous.
00:23:25 #417 Stupendous?
00:23:29 #418 Stoof. Stoof.
00:23:30 #419 Not that way.
00:23:32 #420 ST00K.
00:23:34 #421 Hey.
00:23:36 #422 Is that the famous safe I read about?
00:23:38 #423 Oh, yes, yes.
00:23:40 #424 That's our safe.
00:23:41 #425 Well, I got a lot of valuable jewels with me,
00:23:43 #426 and I'd like to look it over if it's in order.
00:23:45 #427 Why, certainly so.
00:23:46 #428 It's always in order.
00:23:47 #429 Would you step this way?
00:23:58 #430 Very sternly looking safe, I should say.
00:24:01 #431 In what compartment will my valuables be kept?
00:24:03 #432 Here's where we keep all the valuable jewels, sir.
00:24:05 #433 Very, very interesting.
00:24:08 #434 I'll send my jewels down later.
00:24:10 #435 Good, good.
00:24:10 #436 Our safe will always be open to you.
00:24:14 #437 Thank you.
00:24:19 #438 My word, there's going to be trouble around here.
00:24:23 #439 Come on, boy.
00:24:32 #440 Just a few samples from my father's factory.
00:24:38 #441 He manufactures lawn mowers.
00:24:40 #442 It's a great mower, all right.
00:24:55 #443 Do you really think that mower's all right?
00:24:57 #444 Don't give it a thought.
00:24:58 #445 Society people are simply eccentric.
00:25:00 #446 He's a big shot.
00:25:05 #447 Big shot?
00:25:06 #448 He's a whole arsenal.
00:25:16 #449 11 o'clock and whole as well.
00:25:25 #450 Honey, do you remember the other night and the moonlight
00:25:30 #451 night when we were in the boat?
00:25:32 #452 See, do I?
00:25:33 #453 And wasn't it when we were...
00:25:37 #454 Mother!
00:25:38 #455 Well, I'm glad you admit it.
00:25:40 #456 After trying so hard to run away from me.
00:25:42 #457 Who's this odd-looking person?
00:25:44 #458 This is Wilbur Boswell, Mother.
00:25:49 #459 Oh, it is, is it?
00:25:50 #460 Well, I don't like his looks.
00:25:52 #461 Reminds me of your father.
00:25:56 #462 I'm pleased to meet you.
00:25:57 #463 Yeah, you just think you're pleased to meet me.
00:26:00 #464 Mary, you've made a great mistake and embarrassed
00:26:01 #465 your mother dreadfully.
00:26:02 #466 Oh, but Mr. Boswell here and his friend Mr. Gens,
00:26:05 #467 you're a wonderful hotel specialist.
00:26:07 #468 And Mother, they're going to make us a fortune.
00:26:09 #469 I too.
00:26:11 #470 Good afternoon, folks.
00:26:12 #471 Good afternoon.
00:26:13 #472 Are you being taken care of?
00:26:14 #473 Are you?
00:26:17 #474 There will now be a strike pause for station announcement.
00:26:20 #475 This is my mother, Mr. Gens.
00:26:25 #476 Oh, well, that's different. How are you, Mother? How are you?
00:26:30 #477 And Mr. Blackwell?
00:26:31 #478 Well, fidget-to-didget, old pal. Fidget-to-didget.
00:26:33 #479 You're going to love us around here. You're going to love us.
00:26:36 #480 Are you the mother of that beautiful child?
00:26:38 #481 Yes, I am.
00:26:41 #482 Well, sir, do you know that I have never seen beauty so perfectly transplanted?
00:26:46 #483 Mr. Pansey? Yes.
00:26:48 #484 Hey, not Pansey.
00:26:50 #485 Gansey. Gansey. Look.
00:26:52 #486 Ga. Ga.
00:26:56 #487 Is that your little boy?
00:26:58 #488 No.
00:26:59 #489 Mr. Blackwell is my attorney, and it's to be my future son-in-law.
00:27:02 #490 Oh, yes.
00:27:03 #491 I guess Barry will have something to say about that.
00:27:05 #492 Alab!
00:27:06 #493 Mr. Pansey.
00:27:13 #494 God. God.
00:27:15 #495 You know, Mr. Gaga,
00:27:17 #496 I must be very careful of my daughter's social standing.
00:27:20 #497 Oh, yes.
00:27:21 #498 One must have a social position nowadays.
00:27:23 #499 Oh, either that or a job.
00:27:25 #500 I've always thought that maybe we should marry a man of means.
00:27:29 #501 Oh, by all means, Mrs. Marsh, by all means.
00:27:32 #502 And you should do the same.
00:27:34 #503 Oh, Mr. Bensie, he'll prank this frightened Smith.
00:27:39 #504 Are you maddie? No.
00:27:41 #505 I got this way from riding a bicycle.
00:27:47 #506 I think I'll register.
00:27:49 #507 You think you'll register, you little mugwub?
00:27:56 #508 I've got a large room.
00:27:59 #509 You'll need it.
00:28:00 #510 Trust that.
00:28:01 #511 I say we got some nice open ones.
00:28:03 #512 Come on, Mother.
00:28:04 #513 I'll show you a room.
00:28:07 #514 You know, I think you're the man of charm and intellect.
00:28:11 #515 It would be a great success at this hotel.
00:28:14 #516 I've had a wasn't for him.
00:28:20 #517 I'll see you later.
00:28:30 #518 Have a boy show me my room.
00:28:31 #519 Certainly, certainly.
00:28:32 #520 Your room number will be, uh, 28.
00:28:34 #521 28.
00:28:36 #522 Now, if you wish anything else, just read a towel.
00:28:42 #523 You're both a delightfully unfunny.
00:28:46 #524 You're going to wipe out our business
00:28:47 #525 with those towel jokes.
00:28:51 #526 It won't be long now.
00:28:55 #527 Do you really think that Mary will
00:28:57 #528 have to marry that fella?
00:28:58 #529 I suppose she will.
00:28:59 #530 It's customary.
00:29:01 #531 She.
00:29:03 #532 But I'm in love with Mary.
00:29:05 #533 You've got to do something about it.
00:29:07 #534 For instance, what?
00:29:09 #535 If I could think I wouldn't ask you.
00:29:12 #536 But if you're a pal of mine, you'll do something.
00:29:17 #537 I got it.
00:29:18 #538 Listen, I'll marry Mrs. Marsh.
00:29:21 #539 Then I will be Mary's father.
00:29:24 #540 When that happens, I'll give my consent to your marriage
00:29:28 #541 to my door, which will make you my son.
00:29:31 #542 It's a little involved, but it'll work out all right.
00:29:35 #543 Addington, you don't mean to tell me
00:29:37 #544 you'd marry that battleship?
00:29:39 #545 Certainly.
00:29:41 #546 That's a lot of woman, boy.
00:29:42 #547 A lot of woman.
00:29:49 #548 Look, boy, we're getting a cream of society.
00:29:54 #549 Good afternoon, my good man.
00:29:55 #550 What good can we do for you?
00:29:57 #551 Nice weather we're having.
00:29:59 #552 That is, for a small town like this.
00:30:03 #553 I am a Duke of Winchester.
00:30:05 #554 I would like a very expensive room.
00:30:07 #555 You'll get it.
00:30:09 #556 Ah, I see my wife is here.
00:30:12 #557 Your wife?
00:30:13 #558 Yes, in 24.
00:30:15 #559 Oh, yes, in 24.
00:30:17 #560 That was six years after the war. Is, uh...
00:30:21 #561 Yes, that's our little safe.
00:30:23 #562 A marvelous piece of furniture.
00:30:25 #563 And now, if you don't mind, I'll go to my room.
00:30:27 #564 I don't mind a bit.
00:30:28 #565 You just run right along.
00:30:30 #566 Pardon me, but it is.
00:30:47 #567 Wait a minute. I'll ask him.
00:30:50 #568 I beg your pardon, sir.
00:30:52 #569 Is that you?
00:30:53 #570 My oh my.
00:31:03 #571 I do wish they would catch this scoundrel.
00:31:05 #572 And you know the police are not so hot around here.
00:31:07 #573 No, no.
00:31:08 #574 They're very lackadaisical.
00:31:15 #575 I'm getting sick of this.
00:31:16 #576 Lack, lack, lack, lack.
00:31:18 #577 Hell, hell, hell.
00:31:23 #578 You know, I've been mistaken for him many times.
00:31:27 #579 It's most annoying.
00:31:28 #580 Oh yes, I should say it must be.
00:31:30 #581 What right has he got running around looking like you anyway?
00:31:33 #582 Rather peculiar coincidence.
00:31:37 #583 Very peculiar.
00:31:39 #584 It must have been two other fellows.
00:31:41 #585 Yes, yes. It must have been...
00:31:44 #586 I'll show you what.
00:31:46 #587 Personally, sir.
00:31:48 #588 I'm honored.
00:31:49 #589 Again, this seems very intelligent.
00:32:00 #590 But if that other person had another brain, he'd still have just one.
00:32:05 #591 Oh, Mother, I think you're all wrong about Wilbur.
00:32:08 #592 He has such a sweet personality.
00:32:09 #593 And the man you can trust.
00:32:11 #594 Nonsense, John Blackwell's a man for you.
00:32:13 #595 He's wealthy, well-in-wise.
00:32:15 #596 Oh, my love, you are here.
00:32:27 #597 We must have, and I like it very much.
00:32:29 #598 Oh, I'm so glad. I'm so glad.
00:32:32 #599 Oh, I'm so sorry. You bring the luggage in.
00:32:34 #600 I think he knows the combination of the safe.
00:32:44 #601 What do we do?
00:32:46 #602 Dominate him. Wear him down.
00:32:48 #603 Take your cues from me.
00:32:50 #604 Beatus, I'll get him.
00:32:59 #605 Can I do anything else for you?
00:33:12 #606 Yes, I am starving.
00:33:19 #607 Well, I'm a little hungry myself.
00:33:22 #608 But I am starving for love.
00:33:25 #609 Love?
00:33:35 #610 Come over here.
00:33:36 #611 No.
00:33:37 #612 Will you come over here?
00:33:39 #613 I certainly.
00:33:41 #614 Now put your arms around me.
00:33:47 #615 Put your arms around me.
00:33:51 #616 Now make love to me.
00:33:53 #617 Ah.
00:33:54 #618 Make love to me.
00:33:58 #619 You mean forfeit?
00:34:00 #620 Make love to me.
00:34:02 #621 I simply will not be mother-in-law
00:34:08 #622 to such a person as Barbara Bushmore.
00:34:09 #623 I don't care. I love him and I'm going to marry him.
00:34:11 #624 Ooh!
00:34:12 #625 Well, there's your Romeo, making Juliet.
00:34:24 #626 Eh, something is right.
00:34:43 #627 Now, I want you to do something.
00:34:47 #628 Oh, now, Duchess, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:34:50 #629 Listen.
00:34:52 #630 My husband stole my mother's wedding ring.
00:34:55 #631 Tonight he will put it in the safe.
00:34:57 #632 I must have that ring back.
00:34:59 #633 And I want you to give me the combination to the safe.
00:35:03 #634 But I don't know the combination.
00:35:04 #635 Don't lie to me.
00:35:06 #636 Honest.
00:35:07 #637 My partner's the only one who knows us.
00:35:10 #638 Go down and get it from him.
00:35:13 #639 Well, I'll try.
00:35:15 #640 But he's the tightest guy I ever saw.
00:35:20 #641 Wait. What is the matter?
00:35:51 #642 Duchess, do me a favor.
00:35:54 #643 What?
00:35:55 #644 Please don't tell anybody about this.
00:36:00 #645 Is there another woman in your life?
00:36:02 #646 Only Mary.
00:36:04 #647 No. You see, that is I...
00:36:06 #648 Mary? If I find this Mary or any other woman making love to you, I'll kill her.
00:36:12 #649 So will I.
00:36:21 #650 So any arms of that woman?
00:36:23 #651 Oh, but Mary, I...
00:36:26 #652 Oh, gee, Mary. Honey.
00:36:29 #653 Oh, now wait a minute, Mary. Honest, Mary, we're not...
00:36:32 #654 Why will you leave me alone? Come over here.
00:36:43 #655 I do it.
00:36:43 #656 Come here! Come over here!
00:36:56 #657 Your arms around me. Now make love to me.
00:37:18 #658 I know, honey.
00:37:20 #659 I can explain everything.
00:37:22 #660 It'll take a long time.
00:37:25 #661 But I can do it.
00:37:26 #662 There's no other woman.
00:37:31 #663 Positive pressure.
00:37:37 #664 So am I.
00:37:43 #665 I swear, honey,
00:37:52 #666 we'll never have another argument again as long as we live.
00:38:07 #667 You get out of here.
00:38:09 #668 Go on, get out.
00:38:11 #669 Why? How dare you make love to me?
00:38:16 #670 I never saw her before in my life.
00:38:20 #671 Positively, Duchess, why, she's a perfect stranger to me.
00:38:24 #672 Go on, get out of here.
00:38:26 #673 Go on, Duchess.
00:38:33 #674 Why are women weak for me?
00:38:36 #675 Get that combination.
00:38:38 #676 Yes, sir.
00:38:56 #677 You think you'll get the combination to the safe?
00:38:58 #678 I doubt it.
00:39:02 #679 Well, then you'll have to vamp the other fellow.
00:39:04 #680 All right, all right.
00:39:05 #681 I will.
00:39:07 #682 Mr. Barton, Mr. Gansey, that Mr. Blackwell and a gang of cooks
00:39:12 #683 are plotting in room 28.
00:39:15 #684 There you are, Eddington.
00:39:16 #685 What did I tell you?
00:39:17 #686 I'll go upstairs and get an earful of what they're saying.
00:39:20 #687 And I'm going with you.
00:39:26 #688 Well, that's worse than I thought.
00:39:29 #689 The girl is in love with one of them.
00:39:30 #690 Looks like the old lady's going to fall for the other one.
00:39:32 #691 And it seems like our work has cut out for us. Yeah.
00:39:35 #692 What's your switch, Chief?
00:40:02 #693 The thin one's Gansy.
00:40:03 #694 The other one's Boswell.
00:40:04 #695 Nice boys.
00:40:06 #696 Just the type I like.
00:40:09 #697 You see, you're all wrong.
00:40:11 #698 They're very fond of us.
00:40:13 #699 They are certainly.
00:40:16 #700 Let's put them on the spot.
00:40:18 #701 No.
00:40:20 #702 I think we ought to take them for a ride.
00:40:23 #703 All right.
00:40:25 #704 We'll take them for a ride.
00:40:26 #705 Sure.
00:40:30 #706 Hey, you know what they're going to do? What?
00:40:33 #707 Tomorrow they're going to take us for a nice long ride. They are?
00:40:37 #708 Yeah.
00:40:41 #709 I hope it don't rain.
00:40:45 #710 After the ride, I'll give them each a nice juicy pineapple.
00:40:49 #711 Ha.
00:40:52 #712 Hey, what? Just what? What?
00:40:54 #713 They're going to give us each a nice juicy pineapple. They are?
00:40:58 #714 Yeah.
00:41:01 #715 Oh, and I just love pineapples.
00:41:03 #716 Now if I could get them to change mine to a grapefruit,
00:41:10 #717 they're juicier. You can ask them.
00:41:12 #718 I will. Listen.
00:41:15 #719 What?
00:41:17 #720 Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
00:41:20 #721 I got you.
00:41:22 #722 Which only goes to prove that you were full of fears
00:41:25 #723 and foolish fantasies.
00:41:26 #724 You're right, Eddington.
00:41:28 #725 I feel so badly about this thing.
00:41:31 #726 I think I'll go in and hide.
00:41:33 #727 Good.
00:41:34 #728 You go hide, and I'll go see.
00:41:42 #729 Go ahead.
00:41:44 #730 And I'll give you an extra hundred for the job
00:41:46 #731 if you do it nice and clean.
00:41:48 #732 Don't worry.
00:41:50 #733 I used to be a dry cleaner.
00:41:53 #734 Who help a lady in distress?
00:42:01 #735 In distress quicker than any other dress.
00:42:03 #736 What seems to be the difficulty?
00:42:06 #737 I can't get the cork out of a bottle.
00:42:08 #738 Oh, well then you have stopped the right man.
00:42:11 #739 My first job was in the boxing works. I was a corker.
00:42:14 #740 Oh, I just knew you were a man of force.
00:42:17 #741 Not only a man of force, but a mass of muscle, Duchess.
00:42:20 #742 Feel that.
00:42:21 #743 Not so hard, Duchess, not so hard.
00:42:25 #744 Well, here's to me.
00:42:39 #745 You know this stuff makes your seat double and feel single.
00:42:43 #746 You know, Mr. Gansey, you're one of the cleverest men I have ever met.
00:42:51 #747 That's nothing. I'm one of the cleverest men I ever met.
00:42:54 #748 I have the brain like yours. Really should be psychic.
00:43:02 #749 Psychic? Now let's see. Who is he?
00:43:04 #750 Now let's see. Who is he?
00:43:06 #751 Oh, a psychic person is one who is so mentally keen
00:43:10 #752 that they can lead another person's mind.
00:43:12 #753 Is that so?
00:43:13 #754 Oh, yes.
00:43:14 #755 I come up with a fact. I'm a bit psychic myself.
00:43:17 #756 No.
00:43:18 #757 Would you like me to demonstrate?
00:43:20 #758 Certainly. Go ahead and psychic.
00:43:22 #759 I love demonstrations. Go ahead. Psych around a while.
00:43:26 #760 All right. You think of something, and I would read your mind.
00:43:30 #761 Well, that's a lot of reading, Madam Duchess. A lot of reading, Madam.
00:43:33 #762 Be very careful what you think of.
00:43:36 #763 I may surprise you all.
00:43:39 #764 Well, in that case, maybe I better think of something else.
00:43:42 #765 Now, let's see, what'll I think of? What'll I think of?
00:43:44 #766 You know, I've got a lot of big things on my mind.
00:43:46 #767 What will I think of?
00:43:48 #768 Almost anything.
00:43:50 #769 Say the combination of your wonderful faith.
00:43:52 #770 The faith? Okay, shoot, shoot.
00:43:55 #771 The numbers you are thinking are four, seven, eleven, nineteen.
00:43:59 #772 Well, you missed. That's one on you.
00:44:02 #773 Oh, I'm very far.
00:44:04 #774 Very far? Why, you missed a mile.
00:44:07 #775 You're not cycling so well, thatch.
00:44:09 #776 What is the combination?
00:44:11 #777 The combination to save is 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:14 #778 Oh, 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:17 #779 10, 20, 30, 30.
00:44:19 #780 60 long.
00:44:21 #781 It certainly is strange.
00:44:23 #782 I must be tarred from Trabbe.
00:44:25 #783 Yes, I suppose so.
00:44:27 #784 But I'd better take a little nap.
00:44:29 #785 Did you say nap or nap?
00:44:31 #786 Well, here's to better reading than weaker minds.
00:44:39 #787 And now, if you will excuse me, I think I will go or rest in the arms of Morpheus.
00:44:46 #788 Is he registered here? I'll have to look him up.
00:44:51 #789 I'm glad we became so well acquainted in such a short time.
00:44:58 #790 Well, you know, Duchess, I'm kind of easy to know when you know me.
00:45:03 #791 You are rather easy.
00:45:06 #792 Hey, listen, Duchess, do me a favor, will you?
00:45:09 #793 Don't read my mind now.
00:45:11 #794 Old will keep your eye on a guy named Morpheus.
00:45:22 #795 Can you beat that for nerve?
00:45:42 #796 McKay and his gang.
00:45:44 #797 That's the most unethical mob in the racket.
00:45:48 #798 They don't know what it is to be square.
00:45:51 #799 Why, there ain't an honest man among them.
00:45:53 #800 Well, son, how is it now? How is it now?
00:45:57 #801 Fine. Here's that nice Mr. Blackwell.
00:46:00 #802 Mr. Blackwell.
00:46:01 #803 Well, well, well, Mr. Blackwell, we certainly are delighted to have you in our midst.
00:46:08 #804 Hello.
00:46:09 #805 This party you're having tonight.
00:46:12 #806 What time is it?
00:46:14 #807 Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock sharp.
00:46:15 #808 And don't fail to be there.
00:46:16 #809 It'll be something to tell your children about.
00:46:18 #810 Be sure and be on the spot.
00:46:20 #811 On the spot?
00:46:22 #812 Now, Mr. Blackwell, of course we know that this is supposed to be a surprise,
00:46:26 #813 but I can't resist the temptation to tell you
00:46:29 #814 that we know all about that delightful little thing
00:46:32 #815 that you're planning for us tomorrow.
00:46:33 #816 Ha.
00:46:35 #817 What are you talking about?
00:46:36 #818 A little birdie doll.
00:46:38 #819 Ha.
00:46:39 #820 Ah, shut up.
00:46:41 #821 We know you're going to take a far ride in the morning.
00:46:43 #822 Ha.
00:46:46 #823 And don't forget those pineapples.
00:46:49 #824 Ha.
00:46:51 #825 Love them. Don't wait.
00:46:53 #826 I agree to it.
00:46:54 #827 Ha.
00:46:55 #828 That's nice of you.
00:46:57 #829 Progress.
00:47:27 #830 So it is.
00:47:28 #831 Are you glad for the carnation with me? I don't mind.
00:47:33 #832 Look, the 20th century is just pulling in.
00:47:48 #833 I've been turning you over my mind all evening.
00:47:56 #834 Do tell. Well, I'm non-plus, tiny, non-plus.
00:48:00 #835 Will you excuse me?
00:48:03 #836 You have no idea how easy that will be.
00:48:06 #837 Too bad it isn't twins. Make a great set of bookends.
00:48:13 #838 Why, you look charming this evening, Charney.
00:48:16 #839 Oh, Mr. Ramsay, I do love you.
00:48:19 #840 I hope you'll give me some of your time during the party.
00:48:23 #841 I shall always be within a stone's throw.
00:48:27 #842 It is a lovely stone.
00:48:31 #843 Stone? It's a monument.
00:48:34 #844 Come, let us march in murmur.
00:48:37 #845 I'll pay you the bill.
00:48:40 #846 Would you like to go for a tramp in the woods?
00:48:43 #847 You didn't speak to me for a week.
00:48:46 #848 Oh, good.
00:48:49 #849 You know, I feel like a wild-out going out to be sold.
00:48:53 #850 No, I'm alone.
00:48:57 #851 Yeah, you're not scared, are you?
00:48:59 #852 No, no. But I must be careful of my social status.
00:49:03 #853 Well, sit down and nobody will notice it.
00:49:06 #854 Tell me, how do you make your vast fortune?
00:49:13 #855 Cattle, girly cattle. Down in dear Oklahoma. Down dear Old Simmerham Way.
00:49:18 #856 Ah, the great open spaces. So different from New York.
00:49:23 #857 Oh, New York is all right. But I like Boston better. It's more like Grand Rapids.
00:49:28 #858 Your ranch must be gorgeous.
00:49:30 #859 Oh, it is, honey. It is.
00:49:32 #860 You know that my ranch is so swell that we don't have the cattle branded.
00:49:36 #861 No?
00:49:37 #862 No. We have them engraved.
00:49:39 #863 Tell me.
00:49:40 #864 What motor car do you use?
00:49:42 #865 Well, right now I'm using two.
00:49:44 #866 No.
00:49:45 #867 A Nostin and a Ford.
00:49:47 #868 But I'm putting the big car up for the winter.
00:49:49 #869 You know, I just bet you've got a seat on the stocking stage.
00:49:54 #870 Seat?
00:49:55 #871 I've got a Morris chair.
00:49:57 #872 I did have a hammer, but I can't really do it.
00:50:00 #873 Tell me, tell me, what are your views on the love?
00:50:05 #874 I have no views, I just love.
00:50:09 #875 Oh, I just knew you were that way, you little devil.
00:50:13 #876 But tell me, Tweetums, are you unmarried?
00:50:17 #877 Quite often. You know, I shall never forget my second husband.
00:50:23 #878 Your second husband?
00:50:24 #879 Yes, we met by accident.
00:50:26 #880 I ran over my first husband with his car.
00:50:28 #881 Oh, sort of a run-down condition, that's why.
00:50:31 #882 Yes.
00:50:33 #883 But what happened to him?
00:50:34 #884 Oh, he died very mysteriously.
00:50:38 #885 That's so.
00:50:39 #886 Yes.
00:50:40 #887 You know, I was put out for over a year.
00:50:43 #888 Put out?
00:50:43 #889 Yes.
00:50:44 #890 You mean you were put in, don't you?
00:50:46 #891 Oh, no.
00:50:47 #892 But it wasn't long before I met my third husband. Your third?
00:50:51 #893 Yes.
00:50:51 #894 Oh, yes.
00:50:52 #895 Yes, the third.
00:50:54 #896 And what happened to number three?
00:51:00 #897 He was poisoned.
00:51:01 #898 Poisoned?
00:51:02 #899 Yes.
00:51:03 #900 Excuse me, I'll see you later.
00:51:07 #901 You know, you remind me of my third husband.
00:51:10 #902 Oh, I remind you of the third. Yes.
00:51:13 #903 You're so keen.
00:51:14 #904 You're so alert.
00:51:15 #905 You're so alive.
00:51:17 #906 Yes, and I'm going to stay that way too.
00:51:19 #907 You're coming to me.
00:51:22 #908 I must tell you about my fifth husband.
00:51:25 #909 Your fifth husband?
00:51:26 #910 Now wait a minute, honey, wait a minute.
00:51:28 #911 You jumped a husband on me.
00:51:31 #912 What happened to number four?
00:51:35 #913 I don't remember him.
00:51:37 #914 Well, you don't remember him?
00:51:38 #915 No, no.
00:51:39 #916 No, he was nondescript.
00:51:41 #917 Oh, I see.
00:51:42 #918 One of those foreigners, huh?
00:51:43 #919 Yeah.
00:51:45 #920 But I shall never forget my fifth husband.
00:51:48 #921 Well, lay it on, honey. Lay it on.
00:51:49 #922 What happened to number five?
00:51:51 #923 He went to bed with spinal men and Jesus.
00:51:54 #924 Say no more, baby.
00:51:55 #925 Say no more.
00:51:56 #926 You know what I'm going to do? No.
00:51:58 #927 I'm going out and look for a good undertaker.
00:52:00 #928 Oh, come back here. Come here.
00:52:02 #929 I was only fooling.
00:52:04 #930 I was only putting you through the test.
00:52:06 #931 I wanted to find out what you were brave and strong.
00:52:09 #932 Then you're not old lady Boobeard yourself?
00:52:11 #933 No.
00:52:12 #934 You haven't had all those husbands?
00:52:14 #935 Certainly not.
00:52:15 #936 Oh, well, then I can speak freely.
00:52:18 #937 Honey, you appealed to me.
00:52:20 #938 As a matter of fact, you nagged me.
00:52:22 #939 You're the biggest thing in my life.
00:52:25 #940 Will you marry me and be my widow, our wife?
00:52:28 #941 Eddington Rebecca!
00:52:38 #942 10 o'clock and all's well.
00:52:47 #943 Organzian Boswell are confidence men.
00:52:51 #944 Crooks.
00:52:52 #945 They are not.
00:52:53 #946 Whatever Wilbur Boswell is, he's not a crook.
00:52:56 #947 Well, perhaps not.
00:52:58 #948 But I don't think they'll be here tomorrow.
00:53:01 #949 Why do you say that?
00:53:03 #950 My information comes from a very reliable source.
00:53:06 #951 I still don't believe it.
00:53:09 #952 Supposing they do disappear tomorrow.
00:53:12 #953 Will you marry me?
00:53:15 #954 Well, well, well, well, folks, I certainly
00:53:17 #955 am glad to see you weathering into the spirit of the occasion.
00:53:20 #956 Come on, John.
00:53:21 #957 Let's have a dance.
00:53:22 #958 Addington has something to talk over with me.
00:53:25 #959 Addington?
00:53:27 #960 Yes, Addington.
00:53:29 #961 Come on.
00:53:30 #962 Oh, Mother, see you around.
00:53:32 #963 What in the world are you and Mother talking about?
00:53:35 #964 Your Mother and I have just been
00:53:36 #965 laying a few domestic plans.
00:53:37 #966 You see, we've decided to get married and end it all. Married? Yes.
00:53:42 #967 So you may now consider me your papa.
00:53:45 #968 Come, child.
00:53:46 #969 Sit.
00:53:50 #970 I want you for a papa. What?
00:53:52 #971 Why, I'll make the finest little father
00:53:54 #972 that you ever had in your life.
00:53:56 #973 And if you're a good little girl,
00:53:58 #974 I may allow you to marry Wilbur.
00:54:00 #975 But I don't want to marry Wilbur now.
00:54:03 #976 Why, daughter?
00:54:04 #977 Why?
00:54:04 #978 Well, because he has a complex.
00:54:07 #979 That's all right.
00:54:08 #980 I'll make him trade it for a sedan.
00:54:10 #981 No, no.
00:54:12 #982 I mean, he has another sweetheart.
00:54:15 #983 He has?
00:54:16 #984 Why, the scoundrel.
00:54:17 #985 I'll teach him to travel with my little gal.
00:54:20 #986 Hey, what's the idea?
00:54:24 #987 I'm fixing it for you.
00:54:25 #988 Fixing it? You're chiseling.
00:54:28 #989 That's what you're doing.
00:54:30 #990 Don't pay any attention to that man, Daddy.
00:54:38 #991 What is this thing called love?
00:54:43 #992 I hope you do marry your mother and she falls on you.
00:54:47 #993 I'm going out to do something desperate.
00:54:49 #994 Daddy, what makes him so wicked?
00:54:52 #995 He is a wicked daughter.
00:54:54 #996 He's weak.
00:54:57 #997 I think he knows me more than the duchess.
00:55:00 #998 Well, honey, he wouldn't trade you
00:55:02 #999 for all the duchess and the hollands.
00:55:04 #1000 What do you think I should do?
00:55:06 #1001 Well, now that I've given my consent,
00:55:09 #1002 I think you ought to look him up and tell him
00:55:10 #1003 that everything is hotsy-totsy.
00:55:13 #1004 Gee, but you're going to make a granddaddy.
00:55:16 #1005 A granddaddy?
00:55:35 #1006 1030 and all well if all's well now I'd hate to see anything go wrong
00:55:45 #1007 What's alien you I think I'll commit suicide
00:55:49 #1008 Say that's the best idea you've had since you came here
00:55:57 #1009 Here try that do you suppose I could hit my brain?
00:56:12 #1010 You will have to be an awful good shot
00:56:14 #1011 I'm going to kill myself.
00:56:19 #1012 I can't live without you.
00:56:21 #1013 And I can't live without you either, Wilmer.
00:56:24 #1014 Honey, let's not go on a patio.
00:56:28 #1015 Sit up here a minute.
00:56:35 #1016 I want to talk to you about our future.
00:56:44 #1017 Honey, we're going to put this hotel over.
00:56:51 #1018 Then we'll be married.
00:56:53 #1019 We're going to have a happy marriage.
00:57:00 #1020 I'm going to be married.
00:57:02 #1021 And we'll be married.
00:57:04 #1022 We're going to have a yacht, summer and a winter home,
00:57:09 #1023 two automobiles, and a motorcycle.
00:57:19 #1024 And maybe I'll split the difference with you.
00:57:59 #1025 OK.
00:58:00 #1026 Get stored.
00:58:45 #1027 Come on, honey.
00:59:07 #1028 My girl, this reminds me of down in the old homey.
00:59:10 #1029 Come on, let's get out of here.
00:59:23 #1030 Better call this thing off or turn it into a swimming party.
00:59:26 #1031 Quite right, Wilbur. Quite right.
00:59:27 #1032 Uh, folks, on account of this slight weather disturbance,
00:59:31 #1033 I think we'd better call the party off until tomorrow night.
00:59:33 #1034 Oh.
00:59:37 #1035 I would like to place my jewels in the safe.
00:59:40 #1036 Rare judgment.
00:59:41 #1037 That's just rare judgment.
00:59:44 #1038 How do the same?
00:59:45 #1039 An excellent idea.
00:59:48 #1040 I'm not sure about the safe business.
00:59:50 #1041 You're never sure about anything.
00:59:52 #1042 Follow me, folks.
00:59:53 #1043 And I'll open the safe for you.
01:00:00 #1044 Boy, go upstairs and light some of those oil lamps right away.
01:00:03 #1045 Wilbur?
01:00:04 #1046 You open the safe.
01:00:05 #1047 I'll collect the jewel.
01:00:06 #1048 Now we have a little envelope for you, folks.
01:00:08 #1049 All you have to do is place them in the air and tear on the seat.
01:00:10 #1050 Very late at night.
01:00:11 #1051 All right.
01:00:14 #1052 Put them in a box.
01:00:17 #1053 Come on.
01:00:18 #1054 Let's get into our working clothes.
01:00:23 #1055 I'll put you on the right in there.
01:00:25 #1056 Tear off your old clothes.
01:00:26 #1057 Take it off.
01:00:27 #1058 Tear off your old clothes.
01:00:28 #1059 This is a good old place.
01:00:29 #1060 Thank you.
01:00:30 #1061 Hey, hey, boy.
01:00:32 #1062 Come on, let's get going and beat that duke and his gang to it. Good night, folks.
01:00:39 #1063 Good night.
01:00:42 #1064 Now, you have them sealed tightly, have you? That's fine.
01:00:44 #1065 Now, you can go to sleep and rest easy.
01:00:46 #1066 Good night.
01:00:50 #1067 Oh, you want us to keep that for you?
01:00:51 #1068 Certainly.
01:00:53 #1069 Good night, old boy.
01:00:54 #1070 Sleep tight.
01:00:55 #1071 Hey, Sherlock.
01:01:11 #1072 Yes, and we want to keep it that way.
01:01:13 #1073 Come here.
01:01:18 #1074 You see this safe?
01:01:19 #1075 Well, it's crammed full of valuable jewels.
01:01:23 #1076 Is it?
01:01:26 #1077 I'm telling you.
01:01:27 #1078 And it's your duty to keep your eye on it all night.
01:01:30 #1079 Don't take your eye off of it.
01:01:35 #1080 OK, Chief.
01:01:36 #1081 Leave it to me.
01:01:50 #1082 Don't make any mistakes.
01:01:52 #1083 Right.
01:01:53 #1084 Two of us will go down the back stairway.
01:01:55 #1085 Spike, you keep us covered from the other end of the balcony.
01:02:01 #1086 Now, listen, boys.
01:02:03 #1087 We've got to work fast.
01:02:05 #1088 Help yourself with the stuff and the safe.
01:02:07 #1089 But the main thing is Gansian Boswell.
01:02:10 #1090 Get him.
01:02:11 #1091 That's Izzy's job.
01:02:12 #1092 You take care of him.
01:02:13 #1093 All right.
01:02:14 #1094 I'm going to stick around on the balcony.
01:02:16 #1095 And if anybody puts in, I'm going to pop.
01:02:37 #1096 I think I'm right when I say you're wrong.
01:02:42 #1097 Why?
01:02:45 #1098 I hear noise.
01:02:49 #1099 It's burglars.
01:02:51 #1100 Lots of them.
01:02:53 #1101 When you go back to sleep, we've
01:02:54 #1102 got to get up early tomorrow afternoon.
01:03:03 #1103 I'm going downstairs and get those jewels
01:03:05 #1104 and put them under my pillow.
01:03:06 #1105 All right, go ahead.
01:03:08 #1106 But I remain right here in this nice, comfortable bed.
01:03:11 #1107 Well, I'm going down.
01:03:16 #1108 And I'm going with you.
01:03:28 #1109 What are you putting that hat on for?
01:03:30 #1110 I might catch cold in my head.
01:03:32 #1111 Well, that would be something.
01:04:44 #1112 I think you damaged that vase.
01:04:47 #1113 It's Voss, Addington Voss.
01:04:49 #1114 I looked it up this morning.
01:04:51 #1115 Well, have it your own way.
01:04:52 #1116 Come on.
01:05:04 #1117 Stick your hands up.
01:05:07 #1118 Gee, you scared me.
01:05:10 #1119 I thought it was a burger.
01:05:11 #1120 Keep your hands up. Me too.
01:05:14 #1121 You too.
01:05:16 #1122 What's the idea?
01:05:18 #1123 You'll read about it in the morning.
01:05:21 #1124 We don't take the paper. Do we?
01:05:24 #1125 Shut up.
01:05:50 #1126 I don't think it's safe here.
01:06:03 #1127 Dizzy has a cigar.
01:06:21 #1128 I'm smoking too much.
01:06:23 #1129 Let's get out of here.
01:06:38 #1130 I think they got me.
01:06:40 #1131 Where?
01:06:45 #1132 You'll have to travel on your stomach.
01:06:47 #1133 They almost got me that time.
01:06:54 #1134 They must be firing from the basement.
01:06:56 #1135 Yeah.
01:07:02 #1136 They're getting closer.
01:07:03 #1137 Closer?
01:07:04 #1138 They're right on our heels.
01:07:05 #1139 Get a rat!
01:07:07 #1140 I got a great idea.
01:07:22 #1141 Look.
01:07:23 #1142 Say, that was great.
01:07:35 #1143 Where'd you learn that?
01:07:37 #1144 I came from Davenport.
01:07:39 #1145 What?
01:07:42 #1146 Get up and reconnoit her.
01:07:43 #1147 I don't have to.
01:07:45 #1148 Reconnoit her.
01:07:46 #1149 Look around.
01:07:48 #1150 Boy, that's some flightswater.
01:08:30 #1151 You know I'm glad I stopped that.
01:08:32 #1152 That is liable to awaken some of our guests.
01:08:35 #1153 That's right.
01:08:36 #1154 Now, did you get Gansley and Boswell?
01:08:57 #1155 Get them, though.
01:08:58 #1156 Say they're two of the toughest guys I ever seen.
01:09:00 #1157 What do you mean?
01:09:01 #1158 What do I mean?
01:09:02 #1159 I mean they're down the lobby with a machine gun.
01:09:04 #1160 Bumping them all fast and they did it in no man's land.
01:09:06 #1161 Now, listen, Izzy, I'm not going to lose the stuff on the girl
01:09:08 #1162 and the kind of those two numbskulls.
01:09:10 #1163 Now, you go downstairs and don't come back until you've nailed them both.
01:09:13 #1164 Not me, Blackie.
01:09:14 #1165 I'm leaving.
01:09:16 #1166 Swine?
01:09:18 #1167 Look at that, I'll get it myself.
01:09:24 #1168 Wilbur!
01:09:32 #1169 Good!
01:09:38 #1170 Well, nobody's gonna kill my attitude
01:09:40 #1171 without my telling them I wonder.
01:09:42 #1172 What are we gonna do here?
01:10:06 #1173 How are we gonna get over that safe?
01:10:08 #1174 We'll take the bus.
01:10:10 #1175 Where Wilbur is?
01:10:23 #1176 This is no time to whistle.
01:10:30 #1177 I know, but I have to save Wilbur.
01:10:32 #1178 Yes, I know, but you've got to stop inviting bullets in this direction.
01:10:35 #1179 I'm too easy to hit.
01:11:12 #1180 Where am I gonna ride?
01:11:14 #1181 Take the lower part.
01:11:16 #1182 Okay.
01:11:18 #1183 You set?
01:11:18 #1184 Wait a minute. Can you run this thing?
01:11:20 #1185 Certainly. It's a standard shift.
01:11:21 #1186 Go! Go!
01:11:22 #1187 Good man.
01:11:38 #1188 Yeah, he's watching things all right.
01:11:44 #1189 You lie to me, I'll work the combination.
01:11:48 #1190 I've only got one man.
01:11:49 #1191 That's not enough.
01:11:52 #1192 Hey, lie to me.
01:11:59 #1193 I'll hold it close. Put it right under my nose.
01:12:02 #1194 What are you so nervous about?
01:12:06 #1195 Give me that tent.
01:12:10 #1196 Careful. You want to mess up the floor?
01:12:15 #1197 What's the matter?
01:12:16 #1198 I forgot the combination.
01:12:18 #1199 It's 10, 20, 30, 30.
01:12:20 #1200 They're open.
01:12:21 #1201 Here.
01:12:23 #1202 10.
01:12:24 #1203 Hold it closer.
01:12:26 #1204 William, get it here.
01:12:28 #1205 Give me it.
01:12:30 #1206 Do you want to make yourself sick at your stomach?
01:12:32 #1207 Give me that.
01:12:33 #1208 Why, you crazy?
01:12:40 #1209 Give me that, you dummy.
01:12:41 #1210 You want to blow the joint up?
01:12:43 #1211 Somebody must have turned the gas on.
01:12:56 #1212 I never felt better in my life.
01:13:04 #1213 Addings in the other Jewels' Saves.
01:13:06 #1214 Certainly they're safe.
01:13:07 #1215 Haven't I been guarding them?
01:13:08 #1216 Ah!
01:13:10 #1217 Ah, the electricity's on.
01:13:16 #1218 Looks like the wife got a whole crime wave.
01:13:18 #1219 Pick them up, boys.
01:13:21 #1220 I'll have to congratulate you, fellas.
01:13:23 #1221 Reward them these crooks or a mount to a fortune.
01:13:25 #1222 Reward?
01:13:26 #1223 Yep, they've all got a price on the heads.
01:13:36 #1224 This here, lady, running away with his hair box.
01:13:39 #1225 The jewels.
01:13:40 #1226 Jewels.
01:13:41 #1227 Why, Duchess, would you double cross your old psychic
01:13:44 #1228 sidekick?
01:13:45 #1229 Jewels?
01:13:48 #1230 It's the detective's lunch.
01:13:50 #1231 Here's another one, Sheriff. Just found him under the sofa and he was still kicking.
01:13:54 #1232 If I'm not mistaken, your buffalo blackie is a smuggler.
01:13:58 #1233 And you've been using the basement of this hotel for a storehouse.
01:14:01 #1234 Wait a minute. I didn't know we had one.
01:14:03 #1235 Come on.
01:14:04 #1236 Well, I swung.
01:14:08 #1237 Can I have Mary now?
01:14:14 #1238 Tell him, Topher.
01:14:16 #1239 Shall we give our little daughter away?
01:14:18 #1240 Certainly. We'll get another one.
01:14:20 #1241 12 o'clock in Oswell.