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00:02:06 #1 I've been studying painting with you for some time now.
00:02:10 #2 Do you think it's worth my while to go on?
00:02:12 #3 Why do you ask?
00:02:14 #4 Well, I feel there's no sense in my staying here
00:02:15 #5 unless I have talent.
00:02:17 #6 If you are not certain about your talent,
00:02:19 #7 why did you stay until now?
00:02:21 #8 Because all this is so beautiful to me.
00:02:24 #9 In my youth, it was all so beautiful to me.
00:02:28 #10 But now, it is the city of lost illusions.
00:02:31 #11 Has your studio very far?
00:02:33 #12 No, no, very.
00:02:35 #13 Let us go there.
00:02:35 #14 You will show me what you have done.
00:02:37 #15 Yes.
00:02:47 #16 You any money?
00:02:48 #17 A little.
00:02:49 #18 Not enough to live on.
00:02:57 #19 Then I must tell you.
00:02:59 #20 There is no talent here.
00:03:01 #21 Meadly industry and intelligence.
00:03:04 #22 You will never be anything but mediocre.
00:03:06 #23 And it is very cruel to discover one's mediocrity only
00:03:10 #24 when it is too late.
00:03:12 #25 I know.
00:03:15 #26 Do you see that?
00:03:16 #27 That name does not belong there.
00:03:18 #28 It belongs somewhere else.
00:03:21 #29 I think you'll courage them both your hands and make something of your life.
00:03:34 #30 Have you anything in mind?
00:03:36 #31 Well, you see, I have my limitations.
00:03:42 #32 My father was a doctor. I've always been interested in medicine.
00:03:45 #33 And if one can't be great, at least one can be of some use to people.
00:03:49 #34 Don't know why I should have such a thing upon my word, I don't.
00:04:40 #35 I've never had a day's illness in my life. You've got me to know that.
00:04:44 #36 It's what we call a winter cough. A great many middle-aged women have it.
00:04:47 #37 Well, I've never. That's a nice thing to say to a lady.
00:04:50 #38 No one's ever called me middle-aged before.
00:04:53 #39 Oh, it's time you got used to it.
00:04:54 #40 All the same, you're a nice one, dearie.
00:04:57 #41 Unfortunately, I can't say the same for you. Good day, madam.
00:05:00 #42 That'll be all now. The rest you come back tomorrow.
00:05:03 #43 Get him ready. All right, sir.
00:05:11 #44 You, the boy's father?
00:05:12 #45 Yes, sir.
00:05:15 #46 What's the matter with you now?
00:05:18 #47 You see well enough what the matter is.
00:05:20 #48 The boy has a club foot.
00:05:21 #49 Oh, uh...
00:05:24 #50 Carrie, you better take this case.
00:05:25 #51 It's a subject you ought to know something about.
00:05:37 #52 It's only for the looks of the thing, you know.
00:05:39 #53 I don't find it no trouble.
00:05:40 #54 Don't you?
00:05:41 #55 That's wonderful.
00:05:43 #56 I always did.
00:05:44 #57 Oh, that's because you let them go on at you.
00:05:46 #58 You seem to be a little slow, Carrie.
00:05:48 #59 I think I'll have to instruct the class.
00:05:50 #60 There are many varieties of club feet.
00:05:52 #61 This is one of the less interesting.
00:05:55 #62 Yours would probably prove more interesting.
00:05:57 #63 You have to let his acquaintance, haven't you?
00:06:00 #64 Yes, I believe so.
00:06:01 #65 Don't mind taking off a sock, do you, Kerry?
00:06:03 #66 No, not so.
00:06:25 #67 Keeps his feet nice and clean, doesn't he?
00:06:29 #68 Hmm, yes.
00:06:30 #69 Just as I thought.
00:06:31 #70 Telepees are queeness.
00:06:33 #71 Malformation requiring you to walk on the outside of the foot.
00:06:36 #72 A very interesting example, I must say.
00:06:39 #73 Do you mind if I have a look?
00:06:42 #74 Congenital clubfoot.
00:06:44 #75 In simple language, a foot twisted inward.
00:06:46 #76 The cause of this twisting is not clear.
00:06:49 #77 Hereditary inference plays a part here.
00:06:51 #78 As pointed out by Dr. Little, who traces her occurring deformity
00:06:54 #79 through four generations.
00:06:55 #80 Well, when you've quite finished...
00:07:01 #81 I say, old man, I like that.
00:07:03 #82 Mm-hmm.
00:07:04 #83 French, isn't she?
00:07:05 #84 Yeah, she was a model in Paris.
00:07:07 #85 You know, I count for the life of me
00:07:08 #86 understand why you gave out painting.
00:07:11 #87 I'd rather look at that all day long...
00:07:14 #88 than at this. Woman, you know.
00:07:16 #89 You can tell by the pelvis.
00:07:18 #90 Yeah.
00:07:19 #91 I like them with a little more...
00:07:25 #92 Oh, there's life in the old girl yet.
00:07:27 #93 Don't inhale, dearie.
00:07:28 #94 I say I've got to be getting along.
00:07:31 #95 It's a little matter of a barmaid at the Crown on Anchor.
00:07:34 #96 And very nice too.
00:07:36 #97 Cheerio.
00:07:37 #98 Funny fellow, isn't he?
00:07:39 #99 I say, Carrie, it must have been wonderful having that life in Paris.
00:07:43 #100 Well, it was.
00:07:44 #101 And do you mean that you really knew all those fascinating women?
00:07:48 #102 Well, some of them.
00:07:49 #103 I say you're just the man I'm looking for.
00:07:51 #104 I wonder if you couldn't help me.
00:07:52 #105 In what way?
00:07:53 #106 Well, there's a girl, and I can't get anywhere with her.
00:07:56 #107 And you've been to Paris and all that.
00:07:58 #108 I'm sure you could say something that would give me a starter.
00:08:01 #109 I'd ask Griffiths only.
00:08:02 #110 He couldn't do it and remember whom you was doing it for.
00:08:04 #111 Oh, but you're just a man.
00:08:06 #112 You know, say something to make her laugh.
00:08:09 #113 I see. She's marvelous, isn't she?
00:08:30 #114 No, she's inimical.
00:08:32 #115 You don't suppose she likes that boundary, do you?
00:08:45 #116 Of course.
00:08:47 #117 Now's your chance. Say something.
00:08:49 #118 Well, I see your friend's going.
00:08:54 #119 I don't know what you mean.
00:08:57 #120 I was referring to the nobleman with the sandy mustache.
00:09:00 #121 Has he left you for another?
00:09:02 #122 Some people would do better to mind their own business.
00:09:07 #123 Why? You have a very nice back.
00:09:15 #124 Am I on speaking terms with your back?
00:09:17 #125 Woman, you know.
00:09:19 #126 You can tell by the pelvis.
00:09:22 #127 And that calls himself a gentleman.
00:09:25 #128 I apologize.
00:09:28 #129 Well, four, I promised you something charming.
00:09:31 #130 And she's turned out veal, natured, and contemptible.
00:09:33 #131 I'm sorry, I'll let you in for it.
00:09:35 #132 Oh, that's all right.
00:09:36 #133 You don't suppose I care about an enemic little waitress
00:09:38 #134 says to me, do you?
00:09:39 #135 Well, I do.
00:09:42 #136 I must be going.
00:09:43 #137 Coming along?
00:09:45 #138 No, I think I'll have some more tea.
00:10:18 #139 Anything you want?
00:10:20 #140 Yes, if you don't mind.
00:10:21 #141 I'd like to talk to you.
00:10:23 #142 And filthy weather, isn't it?
00:10:27 #143 Makes no difference to me.
00:10:28 #144 I have to be here all day.
00:10:30 #145 Oh, don't talk like that.
00:10:31 #146 I only wanted to say something pleasant.
00:10:33 #147 Well, say it.
00:10:35 #148 You know, you have a lovely smile.
00:10:38 #149 You should use it more often.
00:10:40 #150 Don't go spoofing me.
00:10:42 #151 Well, it works hard all day like I do.
00:10:45 #152 Don't have much reason to smile.
00:10:47 #153 Perhaps I could find a reason.
00:10:50 #154 Will you let me try?
00:10:52 #155 Well, I don't know whether I will or whether I won't.
00:10:55 #156 Well, I hope you'll decide you will.
00:12:07 #157 Like that?
00:12:08 #158 And that?
00:12:09 #159 Like so.
00:12:10 #160 Ha!
00:12:12 #161 It's a nice little hand.
00:12:52 #162 Excuse me, won't you?
00:12:53 #163 Yeah, I'll give you that.
00:12:58 #164 How do you do?
00:12:59 #165 You seem to be in a great hurry.
00:13:01 #166 Well, I've been waiting 10 minutes.
00:13:05 #167 I didn't know you could drop.
00:13:07 #168 Didn't you?
00:13:08 #169 That meant to be me.
00:13:09 #170 Looks like you, doesn't it?
00:13:12 #171 If you look at it that way, tea?
00:13:17 #172 You are a strange sort.
00:13:20 #173 I say, will you die with me sometime?
00:13:23 #174 And we'll go to the theatre?
00:13:25 #175 I don't mind.
00:13:26 #176 When will you come?
00:13:28 #177 On more Thursdays.
00:13:29 #178 All right, shall we say Thursday?
00:13:31 #179 Seven o'clock, Victoria Station.
00:13:38 #180 All right.
00:13:39 #181 I'll meet you in Victoria in the second class waiting room.
00:13:49 #182 Show your tickets.
00:13:56 #183 All tickets, please.
00:13:58 #184 Show your tickets.
00:14:00 #185 All tickets, please.
00:14:02 #186 Full train, platform 19.
00:14:06 #187 All tickets, please.
00:14:08 #188 Show your tickets.
00:14:10 #189 All tickets, please.
00:14:12 #190 Thank you.
00:14:13 #191 All tickets, please.
00:14:17 #192 Kill your tickets!
00:14:19 #193 All tickets, please!
00:14:21 #194 Kill your tickets!
00:14:23 #195 All tickets, please!
00:14:25 #196 Kill your tickets!
00:14:27 #197 All tickets, please!
00:14:29 #198 Booktraig, platform 19!
00:14:33 #199 All tickets, please!
00:14:35 #200 Well, I thought you were never coming.
00:14:41 #201 I like that! After keeping me waiting.
00:14:43 #202 I almost went home.
00:14:45 #203 I was in the second class waiting room. I thought you said you'd be there.
00:14:48 #204 Now I say, is it likely I sit in the second class when I could sit in the first?
00:14:53 #205 For a gentleman of brain, you don't use them, do you?
00:14:57 #206 Perhaps not. Anyway, you're here, so it's all right, isn't it?
00:15:01 #207 Certainly do make a girl feel important to you.
00:15:04 #208 I love that music. Whenever I hear it, I think of you.
00:15:13 #209 How pale you are. How strange, how cold.
00:15:21 #210 You are going it. Do you always order champagne?
00:15:30 #211 No.
00:15:32 #212 Then why'd you do it now?
00:15:34 #213 I was hoping you'd make you more friendly.
00:15:40 #214 Do you think it will?
00:15:45 #215 Well, it's one thing I can say for you.
00:15:49 #216 Gentleman, and every sentence of the word.
00:15:51 #217 May I see you again?
00:16:20 #218 I don't mind.
00:16:22 #219 Doesn't it make any difference to you?
00:16:25 #220 Now?
00:16:27 #221 You don't take me out with someone else well.
00:16:30 #222 I'll say good night here.
00:16:32 #223 Won't you stay for a moment?
00:16:55 #224 No.
00:16:56 #225 Why not?
00:16:57 #226 Why?
00:16:58 #227 People would think I don't know what all.
00:17:00 #228 I think of us.
00:17:01 #229 You and your time.
00:18:10 #230 I should be studying.
00:19:13 #231 And why don't you?
00:19:14 #232 Well, I'd rather see you.
00:19:15 #233 Any of the girls notice you're waiting for me?
00:19:17 #234 I don't know.
00:19:18 #235 Why, what difference does it make?
00:19:19 #236 They all laugh at you, you know.
00:19:20 #237 Well, do they?
00:19:21 #238 Why?
00:19:22 #239 Say you're in love with me.
00:19:23 #240 I don't know.
00:19:29 #241 love with me I call you miller. I don't mind.
00:19:41 #242 Okay don't say that anymore will you. Why not. Well that's
00:19:47 #243 only I'll call you miller and you call me Philip will you. I think of it.
00:19:54 #244 I am. I'm a little awkward at this but. Will you kiss me good night. No.
00:20:00 #245 Oh, Mildred, will you come to the theater with me on Saturday?
00:20:06 #246 I don't mind.
00:20:08 #247 You're sure there for Saturday?
00:20:18 #248 Certainly.
00:20:39 #249 My name is Mila, Emile Mila.
00:20:41 #250 We should know each other.
00:20:43 #251 Why?
00:20:44 #252 Well, we are both interested in the same thing.
00:20:47 #253 Thing?
00:20:48 #254 My dear young man, you are so, uh, so, uh...
00:20:52 #255 artistic.
00:20:54 #256 You, you should be more...
00:20:56 #257 like so.
00:20:58 #258 Thanks. Thanks very much. That's all right.
00:21:03 #259 It changed? What times I see you?
00:21:11 #260 Oh, I forgot to tell you, Philip. I can't go.
00:21:15 #261 Why not?
00:21:16 #262 Me, Aunt Hill. What's the sense in that?
00:21:30 #263 You're not supposed to go by myself, do you? I only got them for your sake.
00:21:34 #264 Well, you needn't go on about it. It's buying on me.
00:21:59 #265 I always thought you was a gentleman with every sense of the word.
00:22:02 #266 Are you going out with Miller?
00:22:04 #267 No. Well, what have I am?
00:22:10 #268 I can go out with him, I want to, can't I?
00:22:12 #269 He's keeping you waiting, isn't he?
00:22:17 #270 Well, I'd rather wait for him than have you wait for me.
00:22:20 #271 Don't you change your mind. I'll get some more tickets and we'll...
00:22:28 #272 No.
00:22:29 #273 You keep looking for him the way I look for you.
00:22:40 #274 If you don't come out for me tonight, you will never see me again.
00:22:47 #275 Good riddance to bad rubbish.
00:22:49 #276 You're a bit too superior for me, my fine young friend.
00:26:47 #277 Mildred, I felt it all along.
00:27:03 #278 Now, you don't know what you're doing.
00:27:36 #279 What sort of practice can you expect to have with a wife like that?
00:27:40 #280 I don't know. Let me ask you something.
00:27:42 #281 Why do you want to marry this girl?
00:27:45 #282 Because I'm so in love with her.
00:27:47 #283 Aww.
00:27:57 #284 That ring with the little design is very popular, sir.
00:28:00 #285 We celebrate many of them. They're 30 siblings.
00:28:06 #286 Thank you, sir.
00:28:08 #287 Philip, were you surprised?
00:28:10 #288 My aunt had taken you to dinner tonight.
00:28:13 #289 I was delighted. Were you?
00:28:15 #290 Yeah.
00:28:16 #291 Why?
00:28:17 #292 I don't know. You've been so sweet to me all day.
00:28:20 #293 I've got something to ask you and it makes it so much easier for me.
00:28:23 #294 Makes easier for me too.
00:28:26 #295 I have something to tell you.
00:28:27 #296 No, no, no. Let me tell you first.
00:28:32 #297 There it is. I want you to marry me.
00:28:38 #298 I'm so sorry, Philip.
00:28:40 #299 That's just what I was about to tell you.
00:28:43 #300 I shouldn't have waited so long.
00:28:46 #301 That is. I'm going to be married.
00:28:49 #302 To whom?
00:28:58 #303 He earns very good money.
00:29:01 #304 Yes, I'm sure of it.
00:29:04 #305 Now, you won't go on about it, will you, Philip? 24.
00:29:13 #306 Time I settled down.
00:29:15 #307 The gentleman earned seven pounds, the witness got good prospects.
00:29:17 #308 That's a good buy. I hate eating run, Philip, but...
00:29:22 #309 Well, I've an engagement.
00:29:24 #310 I'm going to the theatre with the gentleman I'm going to marry.
00:29:27 #311 You've seen her since?
00:31:11 #312 Well, London is the largest city in the world,
00:31:16 #313 and you know the cure for one woman.
00:31:19 #314 Another. Right-ho!
00:31:32 #315 Nora.
00:31:33 #316 You don't read such junk, do you?
00:31:36 #317 No, I write it.
00:31:37 #318 What?
00:31:39 #319 That's how I earn my living.
00:31:41 #320 I didn't know.
00:31:42 #321 Successful?
00:31:43 #322 Very.
00:31:44 #323 I have an immense popularity amongst kitchen maids.
00:31:47 #324 They think me so refined.
00:31:49 #325 Let's not talk about that.
00:31:55 #326 Let's talk about us.
00:32:11 #327 Nora,
00:32:13 #328 you're not really fond of me, are you?
00:32:17 #329 Clever boy.
00:32:18 #330 You are such foolish questions.
00:32:21 #331 Oh, my dear, never struck me that you could be.
00:32:24 #332 Please?
00:32:25 #333 Delighted.
00:32:27 #334 And so proud, and so happy, and so...
00:32:30 #335 so grateful.
00:32:31 #336 I wish you hadn't been in love with...
00:32:34 #337 what was it?
00:32:36 #338 Mildred.
00:32:38 #339 Because if she hadn't treated you so bombulantly,
00:32:42 #340 it wouldn't have taken you so long to understand how I feel.
00:33:04 #341 I saw you.
00:33:05 #342 I wasn't very quick.
00:33:08 #343 Let's go out and play.
00:33:10 #344 Not until you've passed that exam.
00:33:45 #345 Tell me, darling, what do you get out of this?
00:33:49 #346 You'll never know.
00:33:51 #347 I'm afraid you don't get much fun with me.
00:33:54 #348 I wish if only I could take you dancing.
00:34:00 #349 I know how you love it.
00:34:01 #350 Philip, it's very silly of you to be so sensitive about your foot.
00:34:05 #351 You know, other people don't think about it nearly as much as you do.
00:34:09 #352 They notice it when they first see you and after that they forget all about it.
00:34:16 #353 You know, I only speak of it because I love you.
00:34:19 #354 And I don't want it to make you unhappy.
00:34:23 #355 Now, will you please stay here and go on cramming for that exam?
00:34:27 #356 There's a lady to see you, sir.
00:34:41 #357 Oh, is there?
00:34:42 #358 Yes. I shouldn't have let her in, but she was that upset.
00:34:46 #359 Nora!
00:34:54 #360 What do you want?
00:34:55 #361 I didn't think I'd ever see you again.
00:35:03 #362 What's the matter?
00:35:14 #363 He's left me.
00:35:16 #364 You know.
00:35:20 #365 Oh, has he? Yes.
00:35:24 #366 Because I'm going to have a baby.
00:35:46 #367 Why don't you sit down? I suppose you want him back.
00:35:59 #368 He'll never come back.
00:36:00 #369 Why not?
00:36:02 #370 He just won't, Eddor.
00:36:04 #371 You're his wife. He has to provide for you.
00:36:07 #372 He won't give me anything.
00:36:14 #373 Even if he did, I wouldn't take it.
00:36:16 #374 Why not?
00:36:18 #375 Edda, what's happened? I've still got me pride.
00:36:23 #376 That's something, isn't it? You got any money?
00:36:29 #377 No.
00:36:33 #378 Well, you better get yourself a place to live.
00:36:36 #379 After that, we'll see what can be done.
00:36:39 #380 Help, Philip. You're always so good to me.
00:36:42 #381 That's why I knew I could come to you.
00:36:44 #382 Now look here, Mr. Miller. I'd like to know what you intend to do about Mildred.
00:36:55 #383 I? But you expect me to do.
00:36:58 #384 Well, I expect you to take care of her. You marry her, you know.
00:37:01 #385 I? I married Mildred?
00:37:04 #386 I married the...Divin one.
00:37:16 #387 Well, all the same. I'd still like to know what you intend to do about it.
00:37:19 #388 Me?
00:37:21 #389 I can do nothing.
00:37:22 #390 One man cannot solve the problem of the unmarried mother.
00:37:25 #391 Why didn't you tell me?
00:37:35 #392 I just couldn't.
00:37:38 #393 Well, Grace, everything will be all right.
00:37:44 #394 Philip, do you still like me? Really?
00:38:17 #395 Strangers it may seem I always have.
00:38:20 #396 I suppose I always shall.
00:38:23 #397 I did everything I could to make you love me.
00:38:27 #398 I thought you were incapable of loving anybody.
00:38:31 #399 It seems horrible to think that you were willing to sacrifice everything for that man.
00:38:36 #400 I'm awfully sorry, Philip. I shall never forget you wanted to marry me. Philip.
00:38:58 #401 Yes?
00:38:59 #402 You've been so nice to me. I'll do anything you want.
00:39:08 #403 Will you? Why?
00:39:12 #404 Why, I owe it to you.
00:39:13 #405 Do you?
00:39:23 #406 You're not angry. Then we'll just stay and have some dinner.
00:39:34 #407 Yes, if you want me to.
00:39:36 #408 Of course, Philip.
00:39:38 #409 Nothing could light me more.
00:39:40 #410 Just a moment, I'll have everything ready.
00:39:43 #411 Hello, darling.
00:40:27 #412 Nora, how did you happen to come?
00:40:32 #413 Just passing by.
00:40:34 #414 I wanted to rub my nose against your door.
00:40:39 #415 Philip, why haven't I heard from you?
00:40:46 #416 I was just going to write.
00:40:48 #417 Why haven't you come to see me?
00:40:50 #418 Well, I... I've been busy.
00:40:53 #419 Why so silent?
00:40:58 #420 Well, you see, Nora,
00:41:03 #421 I've got something strange to tell you.
00:41:06 #422 You've been so good to me, it only makes it harder.
00:41:12 #423 Philip, what's wrong?
00:41:14 #424 I'm sorry, it's just over.
00:41:17 #425 You mean you don't care for me anymore?
00:41:20 #426 I'm afraid so.
00:41:22 #427 What have I done?
00:41:24 #428 Nothing. You've been wonderful to me.
00:41:26 #429 It's just that I...
00:41:28 #430 Of course, I knew you never loved me as much as I loved you.
00:41:37 #431 Yes, I'm afraid that's usually the case.
00:41:40 #432 There's usually one who loves, and one who is loved.
00:41:44 #433 Oh, it's always the same.
00:41:47 #434 If you want a man to be nice to you, you have to be rotten to him.
00:41:51 #435 If you treat a man honestly, or...
00:41:54 #436 Philip, there's someone else.
00:42:02 #437 Yes.
00:42:06 #438 Who is she?
00:42:10 #439 Mildred. She's come back.
00:42:13 #440 After all, she's done. How could you?
00:42:21 #441 That's what I'd like to know.
00:42:24 #442 Just as though you were a bounder in some way.
00:42:28 #443 Yes.
00:42:30 #444 As I am to you.
00:42:33 #445 As she was to Miller.
00:42:36 #446 As every human being is.
00:42:38 #447 To something or other.
00:42:40 #448 Funny looking little thing is dead.
00:42:56 #449 I can't believe it's mine.
00:42:58 #450 Now if you'll excuse me.
00:43:00 #451 So glad it's over darling.
00:43:10 #452 You've been so good to me Philip.
00:43:13 #453 For now on things will be different.
00:43:23 #454 Now you will take good care of her won't you?
00:43:25 #455 That I will mum.
00:43:27 #456 Good day. Good day.
00:43:32 #457 I know you don't like it Philip.
00:43:39 #458 I can't do anything else if I'm going to work.
00:43:41 #459 No I suppose not.
00:43:43 #460 But be sure and go over on Sundays
00:43:46 #461 and see the baby's properly taken care of.
00:43:49 #462 I will.
00:43:53 #463 What are we going to do this afternoon?
00:43:56 #464 I asked Griffiths to come over.
00:43:59 #465 Oh, did you?
00:44:01 #466 Why?
00:44:02 #467 Well, I know you'll find him amusing and I...
00:44:05 #468 I'm always afraid of...
00:44:06 #469 boring you.
00:44:15 #470 Hello, hello, hello!
00:44:17 #471 Sorry I'm late.
00:44:19 #472 Had to get rid of a girl.
00:44:21 #473 Why didn't you bring her along?
00:44:22 #474 Oh, I'm not interested in my girl.
00:44:24 #475 I'm only interested in other men's girls.
00:44:27 #476 Do you like me?
00:44:35 #477 Really, I'm too hungry to know.
00:44:37 #478 But I think I like you lots.
00:44:39 #479 I'd like you a lot more if you got him to take us out to dinner tonight.
00:44:43 #480 And if you do, I'll tell you some funny stories.
00:44:44 #481 And you'll laugh and think you're having a wonderful time.
00:44:46 #482 What will he do?
00:44:48 #483 Oh, pay the bill.
00:45:03 #484 So, it is, what's that bill?
00:45:04 #485 You miss this? I'm sorry.
00:45:06 #486 I thought it was your sister.
00:45:25 #487 Good night.
00:45:40 #488 Just a moment.
00:45:52 #489 Are you in love with Mildred? I?
00:45:56 #490 So that's what you've been so funny about, huh?
00:46:00 #491 Well, my dear old boy.
00:46:02 #492 It doesn't matter to you, Harry. You've got so many women.
00:46:07 #493 Don't take Mildred away from me.
00:46:09 #494 But my dear old boy, she's nothing to me at all.
00:46:12 #495 Nothing at all.
00:46:15 #496 I keep to that.
00:46:31 #497 Very much.
00:46:33 #498 It's so nice of you to give it to me.
00:46:36 #499 What are you thinking about?
00:46:46 #500 You were having quite a flirtation with Griffiths last night.
00:46:49 #501 Yes, I was, wasn't I?
00:46:51 #502 It's a matter of fact, but...
00:46:53 #503 I'm sort of in love with him.
00:46:55 #504 I'm not surprised.
00:46:57 #505 Why, what do you mean?
00:46:59 #506 Well, Griffiths is good-looking, he's amusing,
00:47:01 #507 he says the kind of things that make you laugh.
00:47:03 #508 Thank you not to make fun of me.
00:47:04 #509 You're a bit too superior for me, my fine young friend.
00:47:06 #510 Oh, good heavens, Mildred, I wasn't making fun of you.
00:47:08 #511 Well, you certainly don't act as if it's serious.
00:47:10 #512 Well, I don't think it is.
00:47:11 #513 No, you don't, eh? Why not?
00:47:12 #514 Because Griffith isn't in love with you.
00:47:13 #515 How do you know?
00:47:14 #516 I asked him.
00:47:15 #517 Would you like to read a letter I got from him this morning?
00:47:28 #518 I've been up all night thinking about you.
00:47:31 #519 And I've just sent for a special messenger who will take this to you in the dawn.
00:47:35 #520 You've no notion of the time I had with your friend last night.
00:47:41 #521 He kept asking me if I love you, and of course, what could I say?
00:47:47 #522 You doubtless tell you all this so I'm making sure that you...
00:47:59 #523 Well, I hope that if I love him can I?
00:48:03 #524 No, I suppose not.
00:48:04 #525 Then what's it going on about?
00:48:06 #526 Nothing.
00:48:08 #527 Only I was fool enough to think that you cared for me.
00:48:11 #528 I do, Philip.
00:48:12 #529 He's a friend.
00:48:15 #530 Not in any other way.
00:48:18 #531 But you do care for Griffiths in the other way.
00:48:23 #532 But you're rather cold.
00:48:25 #533 That sort of thing doesn't mean anything to you.
00:48:27 #534 That's what you think.
00:48:41 #535 There's no use going on about it, Philip.
00:48:44 #536 Said yourself I couldn't help it if I'm in love with him.
00:48:54 #537 Well, if there's anything else to be said, say it.
00:48:59 #538 That's a nice dress you have on, Mildred.
00:49:02 #539 I couldn't afford it, but I paid for it.
00:49:06 #540 You have a nice apartment.
00:49:07 #541 I couldn't afford it, but I paid for it.
00:49:09 #542 You're a gentleman.
00:49:10 #543 You think it's pro which have done for me in the face.
00:49:12 #544 Do you think it matters to me whether I'm a gentleman or not?
00:49:15 #545 If I were a gentleman, you don't suppose I'd care
00:49:17 #546 for a cheap bugle at home?
00:49:21 #547 I'm sorry, Philip.
00:49:23 #548 I didn't want to end this way.
00:49:29 #549 Harry's waiting for me.
00:49:31 #550 What do you intend to do?
00:49:33 #551 We're going to Paris.
00:49:37 #552 Get out.
00:50:31 #553 I've moved three times.
00:50:33 #554 And each time this woman has hounded me down.
00:50:36 #555 I don't like to do this, but...
00:50:38 #556 All right, sir.
00:50:39 #557 I'll move on.
00:50:40 #558 Come on here, lady.
00:50:41 #559 Don't stay here.
00:50:43 #560 Come on out.
00:51:10 #561 Look here, Carrie.
00:51:11 #562 Mildred and I are all watched out.
00:51:13 #563 That's too bad.
00:51:16 #564 Excuse me, I'm due in the ward.
00:51:17 #565 Interesting, Carrie.
00:51:39 #566 I was thinking of an unusual name.
00:51:41 #567 It's an old Yorkshire name.
00:51:43 #568 It was once in the cross-aristate.
00:51:46 #569 Here I am in a charity hospital.
00:51:48 #570 My father loves women and slow horses.
00:51:52 #571 How powerful you are!
00:51:58 #572 Hello, Father.
00:52:04 #573 This is my daughter, Maria Del Sol.
00:52:08 #574 Her mother was called a Sally.
00:52:10 #575 This young man is a student here. He's been nice to me.
00:52:14 #576 With some inducement, he might be nice to you.
00:52:17 #577 Now, Father...
00:52:19 #578 Father's particular genius is saying the wrong thing.
00:52:23 #579 He thinks it's fun to embarrass me.
00:52:24 #580 It is!
00:52:26 #581 What have you tried, sometimes, Carrie?
00:52:28 #582 I will, if I get the chance.
00:52:29 #583 You shall have it.
00:52:31 #584 You're coming to see us the first Sunday I'm home.
00:52:35 #585 Oh, yes, please do.
00:53:02 #586 What a quaint house.
00:53:05 #587 Yes, it is, but it's not very sanitary.
00:53:07 #588 Sanitation be hanged. Give me art.
00:53:10 #589 I've got nine children and they thrive on bad dreams.
00:53:14 #590 Look at that now.
00:53:16 #591 I am with great admiration.
00:53:21 #592 Shall I bring the ale, Father?
00:53:22 #593 Right, McGill, the sooner the better.
00:53:27 #594 I hope you didn't have the table in here on my account.
00:53:29 #595 I'd have been quite happy to have had dinner with Mrs. Ethelna and the children.
00:53:32 #596 Oh, no! I always take meals by myself.
00:53:35 #597 I like these antique customs.
00:53:38 #598 I don't think women ought to sit down at table with men.
00:53:40 #599 Oh, don't you? Why not?
00:53:42 #600 It ruins conversation.
00:53:46 #601 I'm sure it's very bad for them.
00:53:47 #602 Put ideas in their heads.
00:53:49 #603 And women are never at ease with themselves when they have ideas.
00:53:53 #604 You sound like the voice of old England.
00:53:55 #605 I am, sir.
00:53:56 #606 And it's this fine old Yorkshire pudding that gives me strength to carry on.
00:54:01 #607 Now stop getting up and down like a jumping jack every time she comes into the room.
00:54:04 #608 She doesn't want you to make a fuss about her, do you, Sally?
00:54:07 #609 And she won't get rude if you sit still while she waits on you.
00:54:11 #610 She don't care to hang for chivalry.
00:54:13 #611 Do you, Sally?
00:54:15 #612 No, Father.
00:54:16 #613 You speak quietly while I, the young man, so boldly.
00:54:22 #614 Yes, Father.
00:54:24 #615 You know what I'm talking about, Sally?
00:54:26 #616 How could I, darling? They're so clever.
00:54:30 #617 Don't sound like my chair in order to make eyes at him.
00:54:34 #618 Better get Philip some more ale.
00:54:47 #619 Is there anything better than English ale?
00:54:50 #620 Let us thank God for simple pleasures.
00:54:53 #621 A good appetite, roast beef and beer.
00:54:56 #622 I was married to a lady once. Never marry a lady.
00:55:04 #623 Oh, really? Why?
00:55:06 #624 Because a lady has a point of view, a personality, and an individuality.
00:55:10 #625 All to devil you with.
00:55:12 #626 Hang it all you want a wife who can cook your dinner and look after your children.
00:55:17 #627 Don't you think so, Sally?
00:55:18 #628 Father, I think you talk to Heinz. I go for donkey.
00:55:21 #629 Well, it's clean fun. Now, Sally, wait it on me. I'll wait on you.
00:55:25 #630 Take my chair here.
00:55:27 #631 while I fetch you and the young man some cheese.
00:55:30 #632 Thank you, Bob.
00:55:31 #633 What do you think of us?
00:55:35 #634 You don't know what this means to me.
00:55:37 #635 You see, I practically never had any family.
00:55:40 #636 This is almost the only place I've ever known
00:55:41 #637 that's had the quality of...
00:55:43 #638 of home.
00:55:45 #639 Don't you think we're a little queer?
00:55:48 #640 Everyone's queer, but me and thee.
00:55:50 #641 And sometimes thee is a little queer.
00:55:55 #642 Thank you, Bob.
00:56:04 #643 It's no use moaning over a carry.
00:56:06 #644 Sally never kisses a gentleman until he's been here twice.
00:56:10 #645 You must ask me again sometime.
00:56:15 #646 Do it yourself.
00:56:17 #647 Why don't you come next Sunday?
00:56:19 #648 May I walk to the station with you?
00:56:21 #649 No.
00:57:12 #650 Why not?
00:57:13 #651 It's too late and you're a child.
00:57:15 #652 Twenty.
00:57:17 #653 Let's talk it over when you're thirty.
00:57:19 #654 Did you hear what I said, old man?
00:57:37 #655 Yes, I heard.
00:57:39 #656 Sorry if I brought up a painful subject,
00:57:43 #657 only I thought you'd be interested to hear about Mildred.
00:57:46 #658 Sorry she's had such a bad time.
00:57:48 #659 I gave her all I could, but you know me or Stony Broke.
00:57:53 #660 I thought perhaps you'd want to...
00:57:55 #661 I can't do anything.
00:57:57 #662 Can't have a cigarette.
00:58:00 #663 I don't blame you.
00:58:02 #664 I wouldn't have told you, only she asked me to give you her address.
00:58:06 #665 Gave you a bit of a jolt, I can tell you,
00:58:08 #666 seeing her lugging that baby around and asking for something to eat.
00:58:12 #667 She has the baby with her?
00:58:13 #668 Yes.
00:58:15 #669 It's not difficult to imagine her next step.
00:59:09 #670 Baby all right?
00:59:11 #671 I'm very grateful to you, Philip.
00:59:14 #672 If I could afford it, I'd have given you a place of your own.
00:59:18 #673 As it is, you're welcome to my room.
00:59:21 #674 I don't know what will become of me and...
00:59:24 #675 and baby.
00:59:25 #676 You hadn't taken us in.
00:59:27 #677 Oh, you'd have got on, I expect.
00:59:30 #678 You've always been much nicer to me than I deserved.
00:59:34 #679 I'm beginning to realize how silly I've been.
00:59:37 #680 Well, you couldn't have how you felt.
00:59:39 #681 Let's not talk about it, shall we?
00:59:42 #682 I don't feel like that now.
00:59:45 #683 Okay, Mildred.
00:59:47 #684 Let's have no misunderstanding about this.
00:59:49 #685 The reason you're here is because...
00:59:50 #686 I know.
00:59:52 #687 Because you once liked me enough to want to marry me.
00:59:58 #688 Yes.
01:00:00 #689 Well, at least I can cook for you.
01:00:03 #690 Keep your flat clean.
01:00:05 #691 Maybe someday you'll...
01:00:10 #692 you'll feel better about me and...
01:00:13 #693 things will be like they used to be.
01:00:15 #694 Oh, thanks.
01:00:21 #695 I'll smoke it later.
01:00:23 #696 Well, uh... good night.
01:00:30 #697 Good night?
01:00:34 #698 This is Carrie, she said.
01:01:31 #699 How can you stand it?
01:01:36 #700 Well, what's the matter with them?
01:01:37 #701 They're indecent. Disgusting, I call it.
01:01:40 #702 They have drawings of naked people about.
01:01:43 #703 You want to know what I think?
01:01:45 #704 I've half a mile to take them down myself.
01:01:47 #705 You do nothing of the kind.
01:01:49 #706 I love those pictures, Mildred.
01:01:55 #707 I love them for what they were meant to be.
01:01:57 #708 The way you used to love me.
01:02:26 #709 I was disappointed so often and hurt so much.
01:02:32 #710 Besides, what difference does it make, anyway?
01:02:35 #711 Nothing, only...
01:02:37 #712 Remember how you got when I was so cold to you?
01:02:40 #713 Getting me that way.
01:02:44 #714 You're so cold to me.
01:02:47 #715 Now, what else is there? Where were you?
01:04:17 #716 What are you doing up?
01:04:19 #717 I couldn't sleep.
01:04:21 #718 Had you better put on something warmer?
01:04:23 #719 I will be all right.
01:04:29 #720 Just let me stay here.
01:04:31 #721 Phil. Phil, I love you so.
01:04:37 #722 Oh, Nonsense.
01:04:43 #723 It isn't. I can't live without you.
01:04:49 #724 Please get up.
01:04:51 #725 You're making a fool of yourself and a fool of me.
01:04:53 #726 Help Phil, please.
01:04:55 #727 I can't get on with this.
01:04:57 #728 Nonsense, you have to get up.
01:05:13 #729 Go on with this.
01:05:17 #730 Nonsense. You haven't anywhere to go.
01:05:19 #731 Stay here as long as you like.
01:05:21 #732 But with the definite understanding, you disgust me.
01:05:38 #733 Me?
01:05:40 #734 I disgust you.
01:05:43 #735 You.
01:05:46 #736 You're too fine.
01:05:48 #737 You won't have none of me, but you'll sit here all night
01:05:51 #738 looking at your naked females.
01:05:52 #739 Mildred.
01:05:53 #740 You cared.
01:05:54 #741 You dirty swine.
01:05:56 #742 I never cared for you not once.
01:05:58 #743 I was always making a fool of you.
01:06:00 #744 You bored me stiff.
01:06:01 #745 I hated you.
01:06:02 #746 It made me sick when I had to let you kiss me.
01:06:05 #747 I only did it because you begged me. You hounded me.
01:06:08 #748 You drove me crazy.
01:06:10 #749 And after you kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth.
01:06:13 #750 Wipe my mouth.
01:06:15 #751 But I made up for it.
01:06:16 #752 For every kiss I had I laughed.
01:06:19 #753 We laughed at you.
01:06:20 #754 Mearing me in griffin's and me.
01:06:21 #755 We laughed at you because it was such a mug, a mug, a mug.
01:06:28 #756 You gippy lake monster.
01:06:30 #757 You're a cripple!
01:06:40 #758 You love these things.
01:06:41 #759 You love what they were meant to be.
01:06:44 #760 Well, here!
01:06:47 #761 What they were meant to be.
01:06:49 #762 Get your medical school.
01:07:55 #763 You're leaving?
01:07:57 #764 Why?
01:07:58 #765 My money's gone.
01:08:00 #766 What do you intend to do?
01:08:04 #767 Anything?
01:08:07 #768 Before you go out into the world.
01:08:09 #769 Don't you think we ought to try and do something about that foot?
01:08:13 #770 Think it'll do any good?
01:08:15 #771 I'll know better tomorrow.
01:08:21 #772 How are you, Phillip?
01:08:23 #773 I'm all right, Sally.
01:08:24 #774 How's the foot?
01:08:26 #775 Well?
01:08:28 #776 Let's try, shall we?
01:08:33 #777 Careful now.
01:09:21 #778 Nothing today.
01:09:23 #779 No experience? How do you?
01:09:25 #780 Nothing today.
01:09:26 #781 All situations filled.
01:09:27 #782 Sorry, no things.
01:09:28 #783 Nothing today.
01:09:29 #784 No opening.
01:09:30 #785 Nothing.
01:10:26 #786 Why haven't you been to see us?
01:10:28 #787 Why to know?
01:10:29 #788 I've had things to do.
01:10:33 #789 Well, you've been putting on weight.
01:10:36 #790 I'm sure you haven't.
01:10:37 #791 Why do you say that?
01:10:38 #792 The way you look.
01:10:40 #793 Oh, that's only my look.
01:10:42 #794 I'm afraid it's more than that.
01:10:44 #795 I sent you a note last Sunday, and when you didn't answer,
01:10:46 #796 I went round to your room.
01:10:48 #797 Your landlady said she had to put you out.
01:10:51 #798 Hello, Philip.
01:11:05 #799 My dear fellow, by peer-raised signal,
01:11:08 #800 my daughter just communicated to me
01:11:11 #801 confirmation of our suspicions.
01:11:13 #802 As you know, I've been on the beach most of my life.
01:11:16 #803 In fact, in Tahiti, I was president of the beach comers union.
01:11:19 #804 And as such, I'd like to inquire into your amateur standing.
01:11:24 #805 Where have you been staying?
01:11:26 #806 Oh, anywhere.
01:11:28 #807 Why didn't you come here?
01:11:30 #808 False modesty, I suppose.
01:11:33 #809 Now, stop being an Englishman.
01:11:34 #810 When a man's on his opposite's time, he came down to earth.
01:11:37 #811 We want you here with us.
01:11:40 #812 Well, I...
01:11:43 #813 Thanks very much, but I...
01:11:44 #814 Don't talk trash.
01:11:45 #815 You have to stay here until you get your bearings.
01:11:47 #816 And I won't talk about it any more. It's all arranged.
01:11:53 #817 Well, here goes my amateur standing.
01:12:00 #818 I really have no place to go.
01:12:03 #819 It's awfully good of you.
01:12:04 #820 Nonsense! The house is completely unsanitary.
01:12:08 #821 You'll probably be winded up with some foul disease.
01:12:10 #822 Let him alone, Father. I want to talk to him.
01:12:13 #823 I suppose youth must be served, but I must say I'm sick and tired of serving it.
01:12:18 #824 Nine of them.
01:12:22 #825 Will that do?
01:12:23 #826 It looks as if it might.
01:12:25 #827 It wouldn't be a very nice night to be out.
01:12:33 #828 Not very, no.
01:12:35 #829 It's going to be jolly having you here.
01:12:37 #830 I hope I shan't have to stay very long.
01:12:39 #831 You do why?
01:12:40 #832 I can't go on like this, you know.
01:12:42 #833 I need a job. That's right, Father.
01:12:45 #834 And I discussed that.
01:12:47 #835 There isn't much you've overlooked.
01:12:48 #836 I have to sew that on, too.
01:12:53 #837 And Father has a job for you.
01:12:54 #838 Has he? Where?
01:12:55 #839 Where he works.
01:12:56 #840 Saw you in the window.
01:13:55 #841 Well, whenever you come to that very horse
01:14:07 #842 Don't so haven't forgotten your doctor
01:14:13 #843 No, that's what I want to see about
01:14:20 #844 And I'll go to a doctor. Well, there's a free hospital have all them students staring at me
01:14:29 #845 What seems to be the trouble?
01:14:35 #846 Well
01:14:38 #847 Let's have a look at your throat
01:15:10 #848 It's not
01:15:14 #849 My lungs is it.
01:15:24 #850 Where's the baby?
01:15:33 #851 She died.
01:15:38 #852 Last summer.
01:15:40 #853 Oh?
01:15:41 #854 You might say you're sorry.
01:15:43 #855 I'm not.
01:15:44 #856 I'm very glad.
01:15:45 #857 I'm afraid I can't help you much.
01:15:52 #858 Don't leave me, Phillip.
01:16:02 #859 I know I've pretty much a shock.
01:16:04 #860 But don't leave me.
01:16:05 #861 Not yet, please.
01:16:07 #862 There's no one I can go to.
01:16:09 #863 You're the only one that ever took me like I was you when...
01:16:12 #864 You're a gentleman, Phillip.
01:16:14 #865 The only one I've ever met.
01:16:23 #866 Things you need, my Sally.
01:17:23 #867 Darling.
01:17:24 #868 I was so determined not to let you see.
01:17:29 #869 Well, that's sweet of you.
01:17:31 #870 To care because I'm going away.
01:17:33 #871 I suppose I'm a fool to care, but...
01:17:38 #872 it doesn't mean you have to do anything about it.
01:17:41 #873 You can't help it just because someone loves you and...
01:17:44 #874 you don't love back.
01:17:46 #875 Sally, look at me.
01:17:52 #876 Darling, do you think you'll always feel like this about me?
01:17:55 #877 Yes. I've known it since the first time you came to our house.
01:18:02 #878 I thought at first that I meant something to you too.
01:18:08 #879 Oh, but you did. You do.
01:18:11 #880 When I come back, if you still feel the same, will you marry me, darling?
01:18:18 #881 Don't you mean if you still feel the same?
01:18:26 #882 Oh, this is what you might call the irony of the day.
01:18:49 #883 Come on now. Be quick. Get her out of here.
01:18:52 #884 I don't want the likes of her on me, Anne.
01:18:56 #885 I understand there's an interest in...
01:19:05 #886 Look here, old man. Don't go in there.
01:19:08 #887 Why not? If you please.
01:19:12 #888 It's no use.
01:19:13 #889 I'm sorry, I'm late.
01:19:43 #890 You're not. I'm not going.
01:19:46 #891 What's that?
01:19:57 #892 My wedding present to my wife.
01:20:00 #893 When do you intend to marry me?
01:20:06 #894 Right away.
01:20:08 #895 Thank you, Philip.
01:20:10 #896 Well, thank you, Clark. You don't seem very pleased.
01:20:15 #897 Well, I am, and I'm not.
01:20:17 #898 Why?
01:20:19 #899 I'm afraid it's only a noble gesture.
01:20:21 #900 That's not enough for marriage.
01:20:22 #901 No, no, Sally.
01:20:23 #902 It isn't just that.
01:20:25 #903 You feel about like you've far too much to ever stand in your way.
01:20:28 #904 Yes, but suddenly, suddenly there's nowhere to go.
01:21:01 #905 Taxi, sir?
01:21:03 #906 No thanks, sir.
01:21:04 #907 I had to be free to realize that.
01:21:07 #908 I had to be free to understand that all those years that I dreamed of escaping,
01:21:12 #909 it was because I was limping through life.
01:21:14 #910 Taxi, sir?
01:21:15 #911 No, thank you.
01:21:17 #912 Because I was bound up with a person who was incredible to me.
01:21:22 #913 But that's all over. I'm not limping anymore. My life's all right.
01:21:27 #914 And why don't you go?
01:21:29 #915 Because everything that's beautiful to me is right here.
01:21:36 #916 Won't you please marry me, Sally?
01:21:39 #917 If you'd like.
01:21:41 #918 But don't you want to?
01:21:45 #919 Well, there's no one else I'd marry.
01:21:46 #920 Taxi, sir.
01:21:52 #921 What?
01:21:53 #922 How about a taxi?
01:21:55 #923 Yes.