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00:01:45 #1 But you never eat broccoli, madam.

00:01:47 #2 No, I know I don't, Maggie.

00:01:49 #3 But Mr. Brooks is very fond of it.

00:01:50 #4 Come on, that's a little fair enough.

00:01:55 #5 Come on. Oh, Thomas.

00:01:57 #6 Thomas, there'll be three ladies from the

00:01:59 #7 welfare league this afternoon for tea at four o'clock.

00:02:01 #8 Very good, madam.

00:02:03 #9 There he is.

00:02:06 #10 Oh, Brown. Brown, I found that powder puff.

00:02:15 #11 And Mr. Brooks rose, sir.

00:02:18 #12 How do you explain it?

00:02:20 #13 I use it for polishing the nickel.

00:02:22 #14 May I have it, madam?

00:02:27 #15 I suggest that you buy yourself a chamois.

00:02:32 #16 Yes, madam.

00:02:33 #17 Come on, sweetie.

00:02:39 #18 Now, put him out in the beautiful sunshine.

00:02:47 #19 Madam, you didn't take your exercises this morning.

00:02:50 #20 Oh, I know I didn't, Martha.

00:02:52 #21 Martha, is it worthwhile for a wife to break her back to please her husband?

00:02:58 #22 It's impossible to please her husband, madam.

00:03:04 #23 I'm beginning to think so.

00:03:19 #24 Oh, uh...

00:03:21 #25 Mr. Brooks didn't return, now, tonight, Martha.

00:03:24 #26 He's away on business.

00:03:25 #27 Yes, madam.

00:03:27 #28 Just a minute, old man.

00:03:35 #29 This is my door.

00:03:37 #30 Well, you don't mean to say it's so stingy

00:03:39 #31 you wouldn't share it with a pal, or?

00:03:41 #32 Why, of course I will.

00:03:43 #33 But it's no good while it's shut.

00:03:46 #34 Let's open it, huh?

00:03:48 #35 And then you can have half of it.

00:03:50 #36 Oh, thanks. No, I'll share.

00:03:52 #37 And forgive me, car.

00:04:57 #38 But my life's a work of life's pleasure to...

00:05:08 #39 The Brooks has just returned from his business trip.

00:06:23 #40 Thank you, Arthur. Perhaps you better read this first.

00:06:31 #41 Fine. Fine. Martha, I was in bed at 10 o'clock.

00:06:57 #42 That's what I thought, madam.

00:06:59 #43 Good morning, to the nature of the rain.

00:07:23 #44 Who is my tears to watch your youth?

00:08:01 #45 Can I tell you with words?

00:08:03 #46 Please, here. And the... Good morning, darling.

00:08:09 #47 Good morning, dear. Hello, Jimmy.

00:08:12 #48 Oh, hello.

00:08:14 #49 Do you enjoy yourself, Southnass?

00:08:16 #50 No, no, darling.

00:08:18 #51 No, as a matter of fact, I had a terrible time

00:08:21 #52 with some out-of-town businessmen.

00:08:24 #53 Business?

00:08:25 #54 Oh, yes. You know me, darling.

00:08:28 #55 I eat business, and I sleep business,

00:08:32 #56 and drink business.

00:08:34 #57 I hope the business went well.

00:08:37 #58 Well?

00:08:40 #59 You don't know the half of it.

00:08:43 #60 No, I'm sure I don't.

00:08:47 #61 I don't do look as though you needed some sleep.

00:08:58 #62 I'll go turn down the bed.

00:09:00 #63 Red light ahead.

00:09:03 #64 No, she doesn't even suspect.

00:09:06 #65 She's too sweet to call your bluff.

00:09:09 #66 You're right. She is too sweet.

00:09:12 #67 You know, I wish she'd throw something at me.

00:09:15 #68 So do I.

00:09:59 #69 I thought you'd get the pajamas that fit me, boy.

00:10:02 #70 If you want to get any...

00:10:04 #71 Come on, you two. I'll tuck you in.

00:10:07 #72 Thank you, darling.

00:10:08 #73 Oh, uh... there's the morning paper.

00:10:11 #74 Any news?

00:10:12 #75 No, nothing important.

00:10:15 #76 Just that you're a bigamist.

00:10:16 #77 What?

00:10:20 #78 What did you say? Just a minute.

00:10:33 #79 Yellow journalism?

00:10:35 #80 Absolutely.

00:10:37 #81 You know, there should be a law

00:10:39 #82 against putting things like this in the paper.

00:10:41 #83 But Mrs. Brooke, who was she?

00:10:45 #84 She couldn't have been you. Could it?

00:10:49 #85 No, indeed. No, it wasn't you.

00:10:53 #86 I know she wasn't. Who was she?

00:10:56 #87 Well, who indeed? You guess.

00:11:00 #88 You were there, Jimmy.

00:11:02 #89 Oh, yes. Yes. Jimmy was there.

00:11:06 #90 She wasn't your wife, Bob. Who's wife was she?

00:11:13 #91 She was Jimmy's wife.

00:11:21 #92 Why, Jimmy's not married.

00:11:22 #93 Isn't that silly, Jimmy?

00:11:24 #94 She didn't know you were married.

00:11:26 #95 When did you get married, Jimmy?

00:11:28 #96 Suddenly.

00:11:30 #97 Very, very suddenly.

00:11:32 #98 Darling, why didn't you tell me that Jimmy was married?

00:11:37 #99 I haven't known it very long myself.

00:11:40 #100 He's keeping it a secret.

00:11:42 #101 Oh, yes.

00:11:44 #102 You see, marriage is sacred to Jimmy.

00:11:46 #103 I'm glad it is to somebody.

00:11:50 #104 I'm glad it's to somebody.

00:11:52 #105 I'm glad it is for somebody.

00:11:54 #106 He didn't want a soul to know.

00:11:56 #107 That is, except himself and the girl.

00:11:59 #108 And they never speak of it.

00:12:02 #109 A real romance.

00:12:04 #110 Oh, most romantic.

00:12:08 #111 They're on their honeymoon now.

00:12:10 #112 Are they?

00:12:11 #113 Where?

00:12:13 #114 At the royal arms.

00:12:15 #115 Ouch! Oh, yes.

00:12:18 #116 Yes, that's right, in his wife's arms.

00:12:23 #117 where every honeymooner ought to be.

00:12:26 #118 Home is where the heart is, I always say.

00:12:31 #119 I do want to meet her, silly. What's her name?

00:12:38 #120 Her name is the same as mine.

00:12:43 #121 I mean her maiden name.

00:12:44 #122 She hasn't been a maiden for a long time.

00:12:53 #123 What's her first name?

00:12:54 #124 Her first name? Her first...

00:12:57 #125 Her first name?

00:12:59 #126 Oh, first name is really Trixie. Huh?

00:13:05 #127 Trixie, sweet.

00:13:11 #128 Where does she come from?

00:13:14 #129 Oh, from down south. Down south.

00:13:17 #130 North. Oh, Wally.

00:13:20 #131 Listen, it's from...

00:13:22 #132 from way down south in North Carolina.

00:13:28 #133 Yes, you know what the governor of North Carolina

00:13:31 #134 said to the governor of South Carolina, huh?

00:13:34 #135 Well, she descended from both of them.

00:13:37 #136 I must bring her to the car soon.

00:13:38 #137 Oh.

00:13:40 #138 Yeah.

00:13:48 #139 It's very beautiful to think of someone being happily married.

00:13:51 #140 I fix that.

00:13:59 #141 And how?

00:14:01 #142 Don't blame me, blame my wife.

00:14:03 #143 She's so darn suspicious.

00:14:04 #144 She has a right to be.

00:14:06 #145 I don't see how you can run around with a Jane like Trixie

00:14:09 #146 when you've got a wife like that.

00:14:12 #147 Trixie is not a Jane.

00:14:14 #148 She's a...

00:14:15 #149 a counter irritant.

00:14:17 #150 So you've got no business marrying me off to your counter-irrigation.

00:14:24 #151 You don't understand.

00:14:26 #152 I'm a romantic guy.

00:14:28 #153 I crave warm affection.

00:14:35 #154 And all I get is frozen justice.

00:14:39 #155 One little lie,

00:14:41 #156 and by and by you'll flip a little bit further down.

00:14:46 #157 It's easy.

00:15:13 #158 What time is it now, Martha?

00:15:15 #159 It's 9.30, madam.

00:15:17 #160 I suppose I might as well tear these tickets up.

00:15:20 #161 Can't sit the game an hour ago.

00:15:22 #162 You're just ashamed, madam.

00:15:25 #163 I know how men are.

00:15:27 #164 Do you, Martha?

00:15:28 #165 How are they?

00:15:29 #166 Terrible.

00:15:38 #167 Just doesn't care, Martha.

00:15:42 #168 I'm beaten.

00:15:43 #169 I admit it.

00:15:45 #170 Don't say that, madam.

00:15:49 #171 Every woman has to fight to lose a man.

00:15:52 #172 You must make yourself so attracted to him.

00:15:54 #173 He won't want to be you.

00:15:57 #174 You can.

00:15:59 #175 You think so, Marcus?

00:16:00 #176 Of course.

00:16:01 #177 Life is just what we make it.

00:16:04 #178 Marry yourself.

00:16:06 #179 For the son of a woman that one you love

00:17:50 #180 is quite above deceit.

00:17:55 #181 New love may come, Stevie,

00:17:58 #182 but like a thief perhaps,

00:18:01 #183 we'll meet the f*** and we must face them.

00:18:10 #184 Hello, darling.

00:18:12 #185 Well?

00:18:18 #186 And what do you know?

00:18:20 #187 Nothing except that you wasted this whole beautiful day sleeping.

00:18:28 #188 You know, Bob, I've been sitting here waiting for you for two hours.

00:18:34 #189 Oh, please, darling, don't scold.

00:18:37 #190 Concert began an hour ago.

00:18:39 #191 Concert? Of what concert?

00:18:42 #192 Of course you forgot. Always forget me.

00:18:49 #193 Angela, I married you loving you.

00:18:54 #194 But the moment we were married, you ceased being my pal

00:18:57 #195 and became just my wife.

00:18:59 #196 Oh, Bob, you can't go on forever playing like a couple of kids.

00:19:03 #197 Oh, why not? Oh, come on, dear. Let's forget it.

00:19:07 #198 We'll go to the concert and be improved.

00:19:10 #199 No. No, you don't want to go, and so I'm not going.

00:19:14 #200 Oh, uh...

00:19:18 #201 give those to Jimmy's wife.

00:19:20 #202 Oh, honestly, darling, I am sorry.

00:19:28 #203 What good does it do to be sorry?

00:19:31 #204 But I thought it might help.

00:19:35 #205 Day after day goes by and it's always the same old thing.

00:19:39 #206 You don't care whether I live or die.

00:19:42 #207 Angela, you're not sick or anything, are you?

00:19:45 #208 Yes, I am, Bob. I'm sick and tired.

00:19:49 #209 Well, I went to a concert with you once.

00:19:51 #210 Flipped all through it.

00:19:53 #211 There wasn't a saxophone in the orchestra.

00:19:55 #212 Oh, Bob, how can you be so flippant?

00:19:58 #213 so flip and how can you be so serious or come along darling don't let's waste the

00:20:07 #214 whole evening I know we'll go to the follies the last place I feel like going

00:20:12 #215 oh very well you can go to the Metropolitan Museum with Jimmy and I'll

00:20:18 #216 go back to the office and attend to business I'm your business Bob and you

00:20:21 #217 neglected and you neglect me you're more interested in

00:20:25 #218 friendless girls than you are in a friendless husband. Well I know some friend

00:20:34 #219 this girl's too. I've made up my mind all right if you insist upon making a scene

00:21:02 #220 I'm not making any scene Bob I'm not even angry with you. I just decided to leave

00:21:08 #221 cold logic yes that's you all over cold logic. You hate me don't you. Of course I

00:21:17 #222 I don't hate you, darling.

00:21:19 #223 As a matter of fact, I think you're above all other women.

00:21:24 #224 But below zero.

00:21:27 #225 Oh, the child you are.

00:21:31 #226 Of course I am.

00:21:35 #227 All men are children.

00:21:37 #228 They like to play and chase toy balloons.

00:21:39 #229 All right, Bob.

00:21:40 #230 I'll leave you to chase your toy balloons.

00:21:42 #231 But when you catch one, you'll find that it's just.

00:21:50 #232 Angela, if one of us has to leave,

00:21:56 #233 I'm going to be that one.

00:21:57 #234 Oh, God. That's what you've been aching to do.

00:22:00 #235 No, I haven't.

00:22:02 #236 Don't you understand? Love can't be kept in cold storage.

00:22:06 #237 It's a battery that has to be recharged every day.

00:22:10 #238 I've tried to be your lover, as well as your husband.

00:22:13 #239 Yes, but you don't know what love means.

00:22:15 #240 You don't know what marriage means.

00:22:16 #241 Oh, yes, I do. It's a schoolroom. And you're the teacher.

00:22:19 #242 Well, I've graduated.

00:22:47 #243 Hello, I'm, uh...

00:22:49 #244 I don't see you. It's a lovely evening, isn't it?

00:22:52 #245 Jimmy, something terrible has happened.

00:22:54 #246 Yes, I'm sure it was going to.

00:22:57 #247 Bob has gone out.

00:22:58 #248 By the door or the window?

00:23:00 #249 Oh, Jimmy.

00:23:01 #250 You don't think he'd go to some other woman?

00:23:03 #251 Bob, ridiculous.

00:23:05 #252 He'll come back and you'll be just as happy as...

00:23:08 #253 You and your wife?

00:23:11 #254 I must be going.

00:23:13 #255 Jimmy? Jimmy?

00:23:15 #256 Oh, Jimmy.

00:23:17 #257 Jimmy, will you do something for me?

00:23:18 #258 Certainly.

00:23:20 #259 Just for tonight.

00:23:21 #260 Will you let me come and stay with you and your wife?

00:23:23 #261 I beg your pardon?

00:23:28 #262 You said you were my friend.

00:23:29 #263 Oh, I am your friend.

00:23:30 #264 And my wife's your friend.

00:23:32 #265 My children, my children will be your friends.

00:23:35 #266 And we'll...

00:23:36 #267 we'll all see you some other time.

00:23:39 #268 Oh, say Jimmy!

00:23:40 #269 I'm coming with you now.

00:23:43 #270 Oh, and...

00:23:44 #271 my wife is so bashful she'd scream if you were to say boo to her.

00:23:47 #272 Oh, I wouldn't say boo to her.

00:23:48 #273 No, wouldn't you?

00:23:51 #274 You don't understand.

00:23:52 #275 She just told us, that she's got a terrible headache,

00:23:55 #276 and she's sitting there all wrapped up in hot towels.

00:23:59 #277 Now that's just what I need.

00:24:00 #278 We'll both sit in hot towels and talk.

00:24:04 #279 And that would make you very unhappy to see my home life.

00:24:07 #280 Now, it really would.

00:24:08 #281 Oh, Jimmy. Oh, Jimmy, I need help. I need advice.

00:24:11 #282 Do you? Well, I'm sort of a sit-down there.

00:24:13 #283 Now, you give Bob some of his own medicine.

00:24:16 #284 Get out and make a little whoopee on your own account.

00:24:19 #285 I know. Come to a masked ball I'm giving on the zeppelin.

00:24:24 #286 Ha! No one will know you.

00:24:26 #287 But, Jimmy, I've never made, would they?

00:24:28 #288 I know. Well, come as an angel. You'll be the only one there.

00:24:33 #289 I'll talk all that over with your bikes tonight.

00:24:35 #290 Yes, I'll have a call for you tomorrow.

00:24:37 #291 No, Jimmy, I'm going to come with you tonight.

00:24:39 #292 Fine, I'll call for you in the morning.

00:24:41 #293 I'll call for you in the morning.

00:25:04 #294 I'll get my bag up some way.

00:25:19 #295 We'll watch with this maid.

00:26:01 #296 without it. Well I couldn't you two hands wouldn't be on the big time. Oh can the

00:26:06 #297 chatter fixie well we get this act whipped in the shape we can go right back over

00:26:10 #298 the coast through. I got a well reason for saying right here in the big bird but

00:26:16 #299 the matter is Papa too weak to travel no but it's why it's too strong to let

00:26:20 #300 him marry her he has a wife that doesn't understand him. Oh sure so about

00:26:27 #301 Oh come on let's do the numbers.

00:26:29 #302 Oh, take a snap because we Papa's coming soon.

00:26:32 #303 Where's the audience?

00:26:33 #304 Out there.

00:26:34 #305 Let's go.

00:27:10 #306 We're great Trixie.

00:28:41 #307 You're not going to let this new Papa break up our act are you?

00:28:44 #308 Say, how many weeks in board deal would it take to pay for that?

00:28:48 #309 It's not many weeks in the world.

00:28:50 #310 There is a Santa Claus.

00:28:52 #311 There he is. Let him in, then.

00:28:54 #312 Oh, don't tell me Bob has gone and died.

00:29:01 #313 No, not that, but...

00:29:03 #314 The door was open, so I just came in.

00:29:05 #315 I didn't think you'd mind.

00:29:07 #316 No, just a surprise, a little...

00:29:32 #317 ride.

00:29:34 #318 A little what? So you're Trixie.

00:29:37 #319 Nothing else but.

00:29:39 #320 I shouldn't think that would be good for a headache.

00:29:44 #321 Oh, yes.

00:29:46 #322 Dr. Zorders, she has to sleep on the bed.

00:29:49 #323 She's not going to sleep on the bed.

00:29:51 #324 Dr. Zorders, she has to sleep on the piano on account of the vibration.

00:29:56 #325 Am I right, darling?

00:29:57 #326 Say, listen.

00:30:01 #327 You go back to Nutty Quest and send me a wire.

00:30:07 #328 Who's the dame?

00:30:09 #329 Of course you don't know me.

00:30:11 #330 I'm Barbara's wife.

00:30:21 #331 She couldn't wait to see you.

00:30:24 #332 She's so surprised that our being married...

00:30:26 #333 Our being...

00:30:27 #334 What?

00:30:32 #335 Is she cute?

00:30:33 #336 She certainly is.

00:30:34 #337 Well, I'll leave the door off the lights of the fireman can get in.

00:30:38 #338 See you in the funny papers.

00:30:44 #339 My, I'm so glad I came.

00:30:46 #340 I knew I wasn't making a mistake.

00:30:51 #341 Have a drink.

00:30:52 #342 Thanks, honey. Angela doesn't drink.

00:30:55 #343 She's, uh, she's like you.

00:30:57 #344 Don't look so worried on my account, Jimmy.

00:31:05 #345 It'll be all right.

00:31:08 #346 You see, my husband and I had a slight misunderstanding over, uh... Trifles.

00:31:15 #347 Say, listen.

00:31:24 #348 My, what a sweet place.

00:31:26 #349 One just feels love in the air.

00:31:28 #350 I'll... I'll open the window.

00:31:55 #351 Give it to me.

00:32:08 #352 A nice picture of my husband, isn't it?

00:32:13 #353 When did he give you this, Jimmy?

00:32:15 #354 Oh, when we were in college.

00:32:19 #355 How little he changed.

00:32:22 #356 But the inscription shows a certain amount of youthful enthusiasm.

00:32:26 #357 to a dear little pal with love.

00:32:29 #358 Well, I tell you, you see, Bob gave that to a little niece of mine, Nellie.

00:32:45 #359 And she had a picture, so she lent it to me.

00:32:49 #360 Remember, Pat, we have to be up at seven tomorrow morning.

00:32:53 #361 Right, darling, I'll take Antwoa home now.

00:32:56 #362 Oh, but I'd like to stay here tonight if you'll let me.

00:32:59 #363 Here, where I find all that I miss at home.

00:33:02 #364 Until death do us part.

00:33:13 #365 I can sleep right here in this sweet little guest room.

00:33:16 #366 It's not a guest room. It's...

00:33:22 #367 It's mine.

00:33:24 #368 You can't sleep in that room. It's very noisy.

00:33:29 #369 And there's a cat in the alley.

00:33:31 #370 No cat can serve me.

00:33:33 #371 Just bring my bag in, will you, Jimmy?

00:33:43 #372 Oh, I'm darling. Say good night to Angela.

00:33:48 #373 Mercy. Your husband doesn't mind loaning me this room, does he?

00:33:54 #374 Oh, no.

00:33:56 #375 I'm sure you'll be terribly worried.

00:34:01 #376 No, I don't think so.

00:34:03 #377 Probably with that woman.

00:34:05 #378 Do you have any idea who she is?

00:34:13 #379 Yes. I think I have.

00:34:20 #380 No, Angela, don't be rash. Supposing you were mistaken.

00:34:24 #381 That would be just too bad.

00:34:27 #382 Wouldn't it?

00:34:29 #383 Oh, yes.

00:34:36 #384 Good night.

00:34:39 #385 Come on, Jimmy Dog.

00:34:40 #386 Yes, well...

00:34:43 #387 Oh, um, it was dear of you to take me in.

00:34:46 #388 I'll do the same for you someday.

00:34:48 #389 Good night.

00:35:18 #390 My dear, if letting that dame talk a self in my flat,

00:35:20 #391 what do you mean by it?

00:35:22 #392 What do you mean by what do I mean?

00:35:24 #393 Boasting you're my husband.

00:35:26 #394 Boast?

00:35:27 #395 There's a boast at the complaint.

00:35:28 #396 Say, you worm, get out of my room.

00:35:30 #397 I wouldn't marry you to keep warm on an iceberg,

00:35:33 #398 but we've got to pretend.

00:35:35 #399 Oh, married always.

00:35:38 #400 All right, let's pretend.

00:35:41 #401 I'll show you the first thing I do.

00:35:44 #402 I...

00:35:46 #403 Oh, boo!

00:35:49 #404 What did you say, Pat?

00:35:51 #405 Yes, I'm here.

00:35:52 #406 Yes, come in.

00:35:54 #407 Yes, that's what I'm trying to do.

00:36:00 #408 Dear little woman.

00:36:07 #409 Oh, sweetest boy.

00:36:11 #410 I... I thought you might need your pajamas and dressing gown, Jimmy.

00:36:15 #411 Oh, why, Jimmy, you haven't started to undress.

00:36:22 #412 Oh, I was just going to.

00:36:25 #413 Oh, I really have been. Convenience to now haven't I?

00:36:28 #414 No, not at all.

00:36:31 #415 Well, I'm just not going to leave until I know that you two turtles have the comfy.

00:36:36 #416 Go ahead and undress, Jimmy.

00:36:58 #417 Good night.

00:37:02 #418 Oh, if I get nervous during the night, I'll come back and talk to you.

00:37:12 #419 You won't mind, will you?

00:37:13 #420 Oh, no, of course not. Not at all.

00:37:15 #421 Good night. Good night.

00:37:17 #422 She'll be back. I know she'll be back.

00:37:20 #423 Oh, what if we do?

00:37:21 #424 Codon, I pretend we're in bed.

00:37:25 #425 That'll convince her.

00:37:26 #426 I suppose it's your dumbness. It's so alluring.

00:37:30 #427 Ray, are you crying a plurge with me?

00:37:34 #428 No. She's back again.

00:37:36 #429 Oh.

00:37:39 #430 Oh, I forgot to bring you your slippers, Jimmy.

00:38:03 #431 Well, I never noticed what large feet you have.

00:38:05 #432 Oh, enormous.

00:38:12 #433 Well, good night.

00:38:17 #434 Good night.

00:38:42 #435 Well, good night again.

00:38:45 #436 Good night.

00:38:47 #437 Out of here, you wiper!

00:38:58 #438 It's a wild call.

00:39:00 #439 You forgot to put out the light in the living room.

00:39:03 #440 Oh, but don't bother. I'll put it out.

00:39:05 #441 Good night. You know, I think...

00:39:10 #442 Don't think you might get a stroke. Go and lock her in a room.

00:39:13 #443 But I'll unlock her in the morning and we'll settle it over the orange juice.

00:39:18 #444 Over the apple sauce?

00:39:20 #445 You come back for.

00:40:00 #446 Here's the key. I've locked her in.

00:40:03 #447 Good. Now lock yourself out.

00:40:05 #448 Delighted.

00:40:06 #449 And take your props with you, insect.

00:40:09 #450 Like a little piece.

00:40:14 #451 He's. As far as I'm concerned you can rest in it.

00:40:19 #452 Good night.

00:40:48 #453 That you Jimmy. Certainly not.

00:40:51 #454 I did you love your life.

00:41:02 #455 Who's in there with you. Are you going in.

00:41:13 #456 What well I.

00:41:16 #457 Not. Under the bed.

00:41:21 #458 I'm going to go.

00:41:25 #459 Right over there.

00:41:30 #460 Jimmy open this door is anybody there

00:41:42 #461 Well man, I'm busy

00:41:55 #462 Somebody else you can go

00:41:57 #463 I know where you can go.

00:41:59 #464 Well, you go there first, tell them I'm coming.

00:42:02 #465 When will you open this door?

00:42:10 #466 Leave me alone, old man. I'm in conference.

00:42:14 #467 In conference?

00:42:18 #468 Oh, isn't here. I've just borrowed an apartment.

00:42:27 #469 Oh, yeah? Well, if 50 is up there, why won't you open this door?

00:42:31 #470 I can't find my shoes.

00:42:34 #471 They were in your hand and opened it, though.

00:42:36 #472 How are you going to open this door?

00:42:38 #473 You are so hotheaded.

00:42:45 #474 I hope.

00:42:46 #475 Come along, Jimmy. I'm not blind.

00:42:48 #476 I thought you were going to fit this room.

00:42:50 #477 Oh, Bob.

00:42:52 #478 Come out. We want to break this door down.

00:43:01 #479 I wouldn't have your auspicious nature for anything in the world.

00:43:05 #480 You won't have any to left when I get to with you.

00:43:08 #481 For the last time, are you going to open this door?

00:43:12 #482 Yes. Don't worry. I'll unlock it.

00:43:15 #483 Unlock it.

00:43:16 #484 I'll tell you what comes to your senses.

00:43:20 #485 Take it, honey. Come on, Jane.

00:43:25 #486 What are you waiting to do?

00:43:26 #487 Oh, wait a minute.

00:43:27 #488 You'll see that there's nobody here at all.

00:43:29 #489 So, ah!

00:43:30 #490 Open that door.

00:43:33 #491 We've got to settle this thing once and for all.

00:43:57 #492 Oh, Bobby.

00:43:58 #493 It's a lovely evening, isn't it?

00:44:00 #494 Go ahead.

00:44:17 #495 Explain.

00:44:18 #496 What are you doing here?

00:44:23 #497 Believe it or not, I...

00:44:24 #498 You tell me you're waiting for a street car in our brain, you.

00:44:27 #499 No.

00:44:28 #500 Trixie, come out from under that thing.

00:44:31 #501 Bob, please don't get it.

00:44:33 #502 First, this is purely platonic.

00:44:35 #503 Platonic?

00:44:36 #504 Yes.

00:44:37 #505 Yeah, platonic pajamas, I suppose.

00:44:40 #506 I can't explain now, but...

00:44:42 #507 And what about those slippers?

00:44:44 #508 My feedback.

00:44:47 #509 Oh, get off that bed.

00:44:53 #510 Honestly, Bob, this isn't who you think it is.

00:44:56 #511 No, we'll see.

00:44:58 #512 Please remember you're in the presence of a lady.

00:45:02 #513 If it isn't, why can't I see her?

00:45:05 #514 Because I'm protecting her reputation.

00:45:08 #515 I'm afraid it's a little late for that.

00:45:10 #516 And I'm going to see you for myself.

00:45:12 #517 No, for my dead body.

00:45:13 #518 Well, that suits me.

00:45:15 #519 What are you doing here?

00:45:23 #520 Crissey.

00:45:32 #521 You're big, fully.

00:45:34 #522 I'll be ashamed of yourself.

00:45:37 #523 Where were you?

00:45:40 #524 Living in the other room.

00:45:42 #525 I loaned mine to Jimmy's girlfriend.

00:45:51 #526 Oh, I, I, Jimmy, I'm so sorry, old man.

00:46:02 #527 Young lady, please accept my profoundest apologies

00:46:05 #528 for, for batting in.

00:46:08 #529 Quite all right, old man, quite all right.

00:46:11 #530 Well, aren't you going to introduce us?

00:46:15 #531 Sure, Jimmy. Go ahead and show Bob your girlfriend.

00:46:24 #532 I can't. No, the truth is...

00:46:28 #533 the lady's married.

00:46:31 #534 No.

00:46:32 #535 Oh, yes.

00:46:33 #536 You snake in the grass.

00:46:35 #537 Well, keep off the grass.

00:46:38 #538 She's perfectly respectable.

00:46:40 #539 Her husband must be a sap.

00:46:52 #540 No, he is.

00:46:54 #541 Indeed he is.

00:47:01 #542 Come on, old man. Let's go. Our friend is suffocating.

00:47:04 #543 No, I think I ought to meet her.

00:47:07 #544 Young lady, won't you please come out and join us in a foursome for supper?

00:47:14 #545 Oh, no, Bob. Oh, no. I've had a hectic night.

00:47:19 #546 You run along with Jimmy. I've got to salvage what's left of the girlfriend.

00:47:24 #547 Come on, old man, please let's go, will you?

00:47:26 #548 Oh, all right.

00:47:32 #549 But I don't know where I'm going.

00:47:34 #550 I'm as free as the air.

00:47:38 #551 I've left home.

00:47:41 #552 For me?

00:47:42 #553 For good.

00:47:44 #554 For the good of all women.

00:47:47 #555 What about Angela?

00:47:50 #556 Angela, she doesn't know where I am.

00:47:56 #557 And she doesn't care.

00:48:02 #558 The mastermind.

00:48:22 #559 You came here to spy on me and got caught in your own trap.

00:48:29 #560 How can he like you?

00:48:32 #561 That's my secret.

00:48:34 #562 Nothing secret about you.

00:48:36 #563 You're common and cheap.

00:48:38 #564 How dare he?

00:48:49 #565 I wouldn't use your method.

00:48:50 #566 You would if you could.

00:48:51 #567 But you don't know how.

00:48:53 #568 I admit it.

00:48:56 #569 I give my life to make a home for it.

00:48:58 #570 That's not a home.

00:48:59 #571 It's a nice plan.

00:49:01 #572 Oh, you wives give me a pain.

00:49:03 #573 I've heard a lot about who we about bought kisses yours are the kisses that are bought for the stylish wedding in a big empty house

00:49:11 #574 Something for nothing. That's the marriage game. What do you give him? What do I give him? I

00:49:17 #575 Love when he does I think when he does I give him a power with lips to kiss and shoulders to hug

00:49:23 #576 I give him a dream made out of perfume and soft light. I

00:49:27 #577 jazz all the donors out of his soul for him. I

00:49:30 #578 I believed you. I've thrown away my whole life.

00:49:33 #579 You didn't throw it away. You put it in a safe deposit box.

00:49:36 #580 And now you've lost the key.

00:49:38 #581 I've tried not to lose my ideals.

00:49:40 #582 Oh, I get along without them.

00:49:42 #583 Why, of course you do. Oh, you've got it.

00:49:45 #584 Here's a body made out of flesh and blood.

00:49:48 #585 Is that what you mean?

00:49:49 #586 Well, I'm not ashamed of it. It got me where I am today.

00:49:53 #587 All right. I'll be flesh and blood, too.

00:49:57 #588 What? In that, Mother Hubbard?

00:49:59 #589 Oh, you've got a lot to learn.

00:50:02 #590 So have you.

00:50:03 #591 You'll learn that men like to wait and decent.

00:50:06 #592 You'll learn not to laugh at good women.

00:50:08 #593 Some of us have more feeling in our little fingers

00:50:11 #594 than you have in your whole body.

00:50:13 #595 But we're afraid.

00:50:14 #596 You've got reason to be.

00:50:16 #597 Now I'm not afraid any longer.

00:50:18 #598 I'll get my husband back from you.

00:50:20 #599 Try and do it.

00:50:22 #600 All right, I will.

00:50:23 #601 You made him sick of virtue.

00:50:24 #602 I'll make him so sick of vice

00:50:26 #603 he'll scream for decency.

00:50:28 #604 I'll give him perfume and jazz until it's head real.

00:50:31 #605 He wants some hot, does he?

00:50:33 #606 All right, I'll give him a volcano.

00:50:36 #607 They'll have to call out the whole fire department to put me out.

00:50:40 #608 You mind explaining that last remark?

00:59:16 #609 You see, I was her surgeon. I'm a stockbroker.

01:00:34 #610 This one certainly has a silver lining.

01:00:36 #611 Thank you, me. How do you like my costume? Isn't it a pig?

01:00:43 #612 Fancy overexposed, I should say. I don't know.

01:00:46 #613 Oh, you! You always did like your sweeties under cover.

01:00:49 #614 Careful. Yes, Jimmy.

01:00:53 #615 What's become of that mysterious sweetie of yours?

01:00:56 #616 Well, she's around, you know, somewhere.

01:01:01 #617 Listen, I want to meet her.

01:01:03 #618 You excuse me, old man. I've got to go now and auction off the loved ones.

01:01:07 #619 Yes, but just a minute.

01:01:10 #620 The auctions?

01:01:15 #621 Papa will be a bit high for baby wonies.

01:01:19 #622 Beautiful women in the room, please step this way.

01:01:34 #623 Fortunately, a committee of desperately brave men has already made its choice.

01:01:58 #624 And the highest bid will be Queen of the Walls.

01:02:05 #625 Gentlemen, I want you to observe the charms of these lovely guests

01:02:21 #626 and bid against each other for the privilege of dancing the love waltz with your favourite.

01:02:26 #627 Who gets the money?

01:02:27 #628 Can it, eh?

01:02:28 #629 Yes.

01:02:29 #630 What charity?

01:02:30 #631 The families of bell boys who mind their own business.

01:02:34 #632 and their own business.

01:02:35 #633 Ha!

01:02:44 #634 Now's the time to show some best.

01:02:47 #635 Take a look at this.

01:02:48 #636 Oh!

01:02:52 #637 What am I best?

01:02:54 #638 What's the good one?

01:02:55 #639 Shame on you.

01:02:56 #640 Oh, you're not.

01:02:57 #641 That won't do.

01:02:58 #642 Cantics like this are all the fumes, the scillages.

01:03:04 #643 Me, what are you?

01:03:10 #644 Because I'm proud of the sun.

01:03:11 #645 Women look.

01:03:31 #646 Take a look at this wonderful dish.

01:03:33 #647 Looks like a girl and drinks like a fish.

01:03:54 #648 And my claim to glory is on the original fish story.

01:03:58 #649 Oh, and I wish you wish you one luck.

01:04:07 #650 They can't guess what you know the devil knows.

01:06:23 #651 You give us these, they'll ask.

01:11:25 #652 It is obvious you are masking them. For the summer.

01:16:24 #653 He's beginning to like it.

01:16:25 #654 And how?

01:16:26 #655 The referee is forcing us.

01:16:34 #656 I do that kiss anywhere.

01:16:36 #657 Trixie.

01:16:37 #658 Baby James.

01:16:44 #659 Who wants to go to Elwe's madam, Sutter?

01:16:49 #660 I take only if you wicked as man here.

01:16:52 #661 Yes, well of course you'll take me.

01:16:54 #662 Monsieur is boasting.

01:16:56 #663 Oh, I am wicker than he is.

01:16:58 #664 You are?

01:16:59 #665 Oh yes, I never repented a sin.

01:17:02 #666 I never repeated one.

01:17:05 #667 Well, I've never been able to believe that anything I did

01:17:08 #668 was a sin.

01:17:10 #669 Come, Monsieur.

01:17:16 #670 I can make him change his mind, yes?

01:17:20 #671 It's a waste of time to take a married man to hell.

01:17:32 #672 No?

01:17:34 #673 Meadows bring as tricks his coke and parachute.

01:17:38 #674 This is the chart room where we learn which course to follow.

01:18:23 #675 You do not want to get lost with me, no?

01:18:26 #676 I love it.

01:18:27 #677 Oh, I warn you it may be a stormy.

01:18:34 #678 I am a very good sailor.

01:18:38 #679 Tell me, what is your name?

01:18:42 #680 Nice.

01:18:45 #681 You know everything, don't you?

01:18:46 #682 Yes.

01:18:48 #683 I know you are not happy.

01:18:50 #684 Why, I didn't say so, did I?

01:18:52 #685 No.

01:18:53 #686 I see inside you.

01:18:55 #687 Really?

01:18:57 #688 And what do you see, Madame X-ray?

01:19:00 #689 I see a man who wants all women.

01:19:05 #690 Understand, ma'am?

01:19:07 #691 Maybe that's because I never can find the one

01:19:10 #692 I'm looking for.

01:19:12 #693 Maybe you look too far away, Missus.

01:19:14 #694 And all the time the one you want is very near you.

01:19:20 #695 Wait, you are married, yes?

01:19:42 #696 Well, yes and no.

01:19:44 #697 That is, it's a little bit uncertain.

01:19:47 #698 Oh, you do not love your wife, no?

01:19:51 #699 I respect her.

01:19:57 #700 Oh, this tricky person, yes?

01:20:00 #701 Oh, never mind about tricky.

01:20:03 #702 Let's talk about you.

01:20:05 #703 Tell me.

01:20:09 #704 Madame Saitin, address, head is on the sixth on one.

01:20:16 #705 Certainly are a gorgeous devil.

01:20:24 #706 Oh no, no I thought you were a sinner.

01:20:26 #707 You act like a schoolboy.

01:20:29 #708 Du café d'ar pour Madame Saitin,

01:20:31 #709 avec les compliments de Monsieur Wey.

01:20:33 #710 Oh, café d'ar, bleu, to cool me off.

01:20:40 #711 Cool you off?

01:20:41 #712 Just what do you take to warm you up?

01:20:44 #713 I need nothing for that little schoolboy.

01:20:49 #714 All right, you be the school teacher and I'll be your prize pupil and the reward No

01:20:56 #715 To my own splendid. Let's break the speed limit. No if you come to hell with me

01:21:05 #716 You may fire

01:21:11 #717 Anywhere with you would be heaven

01:21:19 #718 No

01:21:28 #719 Let us drink to this delightful torment

01:21:31 #720 and they call life.

01:21:34 #721 Why, life is love.

01:21:36 #722 Drink.

01:21:37 #723 Say, this dove is hotter than...

01:21:47 #724 You want to go to the devil, but you don't like this place?

01:21:50 #725 I'll risk them to what part of hell will you take me first?

01:21:57 #726 First of all, oh, first of all, I will take you where the naughty husbands are.

01:22:03 #727 Naughty husbands?

01:22:05 #728 How about the cold wives?

01:22:07 #729 Oh, there are no wives in there.

01:22:10 #730 They get their punishment on these girls.

01:22:13 #731 If all the wives are in heaven, I suppose that's why most husbands choose the other place.

01:22:18 #732 Ah, I'm sure. What a terrible wife you must have to make you so bitter.

01:22:36 #733 We're playing a gorgeous game. Please don't spoil it.

01:22:40 #734 Why not take me to heaven instead of hell?

01:22:43 #735 If I do, will you wipe out the memory of every other woman from your eyes?

01:22:50 #736 Well, I...

01:22:52 #737 Oh, come now answer me.

01:22:55 #738 Oh, take me in your arms.

01:22:58 #739 Now.

01:23:00 #740 Now, who's from your heart?

01:23:04 #741 The truth is I can't pretend about love.

01:23:11 #742 Truth is no woman can't with you.

01:23:16 #743 You are in love with love.

01:23:32 #744 Make me forget everything.

01:23:34 #745 Please let me take off your mouth.

01:23:36 #746 Oh no, please don't.

01:23:39 #747 Without her mouth, madam said...

01:23:43 #748 With or without it, I'm lost.

01:23:46 #749 Or please take it out.

01:23:47 #750 Oh, no, please don't.

01:23:49 #751 I'm so sure you would be disappointed.

01:23:52 #752 You see, I am not this ever-I-perfect.

01:23:56 #753 I am just a silly woman...

01:23:59 #754 who wants to keep our self-respect.

01:24:01 #755 Well, I'm not in the habit of collecting ladies' self-respect.

01:24:11 #756 And as a matter of fact,

01:24:12 #757 I think her even more charming has a good little devil.

01:24:16 #758 I can assure you,

01:24:17 #759 You have nothing to fear, as far as I'm concerned.

01:24:20 #760 You do not mind the change?

01:24:22 #761 Oh, no. Maybe we do find heaven.

01:24:34 #762 But you said just now that heaven was love.

01:24:37 #763 Love.

01:24:39 #764 Such a little world for such a big thing.

01:24:43 #765 Having a good time?

01:24:50 #766 It's all right.

01:24:51 #767 But I'm not this idea of a party in the air.

01:24:53 #768 I'm glad you like it.

01:24:54 #769 Hey! You've been in there a half an hour.

01:24:59 #770 It's not decent.

01:25:01 #771 Of course not. It's a successful party.

01:25:03 #772 It's going to be a successful riot if you don't get Bob out of there.

01:25:07 #773 Couldn't possibly interrupt.

01:25:09 #774 No. Well, I could.

01:25:11 #775 Wait a minute, Trixie, please.

01:25:13 #776 If you don't get Bob away from that woman, do you know what I'll do?

01:25:17 #777 Something unpleasant, I'm sure.

01:25:19 #778 I'll tell him that the girl under the quilt was his own wife.

01:25:23 #779 Trixie, you must never tell Bob that. It might be misunderstood.

01:25:27 #780 Then break that up.

01:25:28 #781 Oh, please don't ask me to do that.

01:25:30 #782 And furthermore, you tell him that that devil

01:25:32 #783 misses your own girlfriend because I'm going to...

01:25:34 #784 Oh, my God.

01:25:35 #785 I only write to a page.

01:25:36 #786 I will.

01:25:37 #787 Ha.

01:25:39 #788 Bob ought to be home with his own wife.

01:25:42 #789 Anyhow.

01:26:01 #790 Lovely evening, isn't it?

01:26:02 #791 Will you pardon me while I kill the host?

01:26:16 #792 I must hand it to you.

01:26:18 #793 You have a genius for being in the wrong place

01:26:21 #794 at the wrong time.

01:26:23 #795 Well, you have an even greater genius

01:26:24 #796 for being with the wrong woman at the wrong time.

01:26:29 #797 What do you mean?

01:26:30 #798 You brought one girl to the party.

01:26:32 #799 Why monopolize mine?

01:26:34 #800 What?

01:26:35 #801 Yours!

01:26:36 #802 I admit you only met her once and that was undercover.

01:26:44 #803 Huh?

01:26:49 #804 Are you trying to tell me that Madam Satan was the girl in Trixie's bedroom?

01:26:55 #805 That was my general idea.

01:26:58 #806 It's ridiculous.

01:27:04 #807 Ridiculous?

01:27:05 #808 Perhaps, but I'll trouble you not to coach on my preserves.

01:27:09 #809 Jimmy, mean that?

01:27:16 #810 You're all right. You needn't worry.

01:27:21 #811 I won't put you on your preserves anymore.

01:27:24 #812 Good. After all, you are my friend.

01:27:27 #813 And Kim, what carriage?

01:27:39 #814 Mumbling about?

01:27:45 #815 I thought we might have some thunder shower.

01:27:53 #816 The Composite Devil cannot be idle.

01:27:58 #817 She must go.

01:28:00 #818 Ah, bien, toi, Jimmy.

01:28:02 #819 Au revoir, nice boob.

01:28:05 #820 Boob is right.

01:28:06 #821 Oh, now, Bobby, you're taking this thing too seriously.

01:28:09 #822 Just forget what I said.

01:28:11 #823 And, uh, if you like her, go ahead.

01:28:15 #824 So you've changed your mind, have you?

01:28:17 #825 I'm sure you are my best friend,

01:28:20 #826 and I have a very high conception of friendship.

01:28:24 #827 I'll say you have.

01:28:26 #828 And what's mine is yours.

01:28:29 #829 And what's yours I don't want.

01:28:31 #830 The body.

01:28:39 #831 What doesn't look so good?

01:29:15 #832 No, sir.

01:29:16 #833 Report to the control room.

01:29:20 #834 Yes.

01:29:21 #835 I locate them, Mr. Wade.

01:29:24 #836 We'd better get these people off right away.

01:29:26 #837 Yes, sir.

01:29:27 #838 I've been looking for you, Mr. Wade.

01:29:38 #839 There's a storm coming up.

01:29:40 #840 I know what it is.

01:29:42 #841 I suggest that you send your guests down at once.

01:29:48 #842 Fine.

01:29:49 #843 You're here?

01:29:51 #844 The barometer's been falling all day,

01:29:53 #845 All day. And I'm afraid that we're in for a very bad night.

01:30:28 #846 But you tried to be funny.

01:30:31 #847 Oh, I thought we might finish our little romance.

01:30:34 #848 My sense of humor is only very fair.

01:30:38 #849 Like your sense of honor.

01:30:40 #850 You know a great deal about honor.

01:30:43 #851 Well, I don't hide under bedquil.

01:30:46 #852 My presence there upset your own plans, maybe.

01:30:50 #853 You do admit you were there.

01:30:51 #854 Certainly.

01:30:55 #855 And you almost had them sold on that innocent and self-respect stuff.

01:30:59 #856 A little knowledge of them would not ask you, Monsieur.

01:31:03 #857 At least she's on a level. She doesn't pretend to be what she is.

01:31:39 #858 You think I'm warm, baby?

01:31:43 #859 Well, we've known plenty of ice cream.

01:33:22 #860 Never one of these men is as bad as you are.

01:33:25 #861 Don't you worry. I'll make that shell catch me at home.

01:33:34 #862 I'm going to give you the kind of love you're used to.

01:34:10 #863 You've had your laugh. Now I'm going to have mine.

01:34:14 #864 All right. Laugh.

01:34:21 #865 Angie.

01:34:22 #866 You told me I was below zero, so I...

01:34:35 #867 But you raised it a little too high.

01:34:38 #868 You seemed to enjoy it earlier in anything.

01:34:40 #869 Huh? That was different.

01:34:45 #870 Do you think I can respect a woman who comes up...

01:34:47 #871 Bob, I don't want to respect...

01:34:49 #872 I want you to love me, as I love you.

01:34:51 #873 As you love me? Why, you hurt?

01:35:29 #874 Something must distract us.

01:35:39 #875 Good morning, sir.

01:35:44 #876 The control just smashed.

01:36:31 #877 Parachutes.

01:36:33 #878 Straight to these people.

01:36:47 #879 Right there!

01:36:48 #880 Now we do this, man.

01:37:51 #881 Now, hand on.

01:37:52 #882 Now try and get you out of here.

01:38:12 #883 Down there, Malcolm.

01:38:13 #884 Cross-straps and buckles of chest,

01:40:06 #885 bambles and lap straps,

01:40:07 #886 and snap-shoulders strapped on the D-ring

01:40:09 #887 on the parachute cap on the promenade deck.

01:40:11 #888 Got it?

01:40:14 #889 Think, Captain.

01:40:15 #890 Wait a minute.

01:40:16 #891 The band always plays when they shift.

01:40:18 #892 They're sinking.

01:40:19 #893 They're sinking on.

01:40:21 #894 Come on now.

01:40:22 #895 Do your stuff.

01:40:23 #896 Where do we go from here?

01:50:57 #897 Five manners.

01:50:59 #898 In only one case, everyone made a landing

01:51:04 #899 in the middle of the city reservoir.

01:51:06 #900 And very hard...

01:51:20 #901 Where did you ever learn to dance like that?

01:51:23 #902 We love and learn.

01:51:45 #903 To sing a song like that.

01:51:49 #904 I sang it for...

01:52:15 #905 It was absolutely outrageous.

01:52:17 #906 Bob, you know you'd adore that dress on any other woman.

01:52:20 #907 Nothing of the sort.

01:52:21 #908 It was the most indigent thing I ever saw.

01:53:30 #909 Going in Prick's apartment

01:53:32 #910 with that little broken down blimp.

01:53:38 #911 Wait a minute.

01:53:40 #912 Don't call me names.

01:53:42 #913 I'm here to do the right thing by Angela.

01:53:45 #914 What?

01:53:47 #915 You're here to do what?

01:53:49 #916 If you're going to divorce her, I'm prepared to marry her.

01:53:54 #917 Why, Jimmy?

01:53:56 #918 How noble of you.

01:53:58 #919 Who said anything about divorce?

01:54:00 #920 You suppose I set Angela free to marry a little...

01:54:03 #921 Now don't call me old.

01:54:05 #922 Please don't play that answer, please.

01:54:13 #923 Remind me of Trixie.

01:54:18 #924 Poor Trixie.

01:54:21 #925 I don't blame her for liking Bob.

01:54:24 #926 But...

01:54:37 #927 Angela, when you sing that...

01:54:40 #928 You won't know what I was doing in Trixie's apartment.

01:54:42 #929 No, no, I don't, darling.

01:54:45 #930 How could I ever seriously doubt you?

01:54:49 #931 Angela, I've been an awful fool...

01:54:57 #932 to wander so far from my own fireside

01:55:01 #933 in search of... fire?

01:55:08 #934 Take your hat and stick and leave one...