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Transcript: Malice in the Palace

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00:01:06 #1 My name is Ginnarama.

00:01:07 #2 We're here to collect your...

00:01:26 #3 What a narrow escape!

00:01:27 #4 Here you go.

00:01:32 #5 Take it easy.

00:01:47 #6 I'll be fixed up in a minute.

00:01:54 #7 Hold this.

00:01:56 #8 I'll take it right off.

00:01:58 #9 Don't know if you're going to go on with this.

00:02:03 #10 There you are, sir.

00:02:06 #11 You look very pretty in the spaghetti.

00:02:08 #12 He's as good as new.

00:02:09 #13 Why you...

00:02:11 #14 Well, man, don't go, don't go.

00:02:15 #15 How dare you!

00:02:16 #16 A thousand ponds. It was unavoidable.

00:02:18 #17 Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

00:02:20 #18 This would degrade you.

00:02:21 #19 It is true.

00:02:22 #20 I am an aristocrat.

00:02:24 #21 I am Hassan bin Soba.

00:02:26 #22 I had a few too many myself.

00:02:30 #23 We gotta clean up this mess.

00:02:40 #24 Why?

00:02:42 #25 Get busy.

00:02:43 #26 What is it?

00:02:49 #27 Oh, I'm glad it's out.

00:02:51 #28 Travel by night.

00:02:59 #29 Perhaps he's off a dollar to the night.

00:03:01 #30 Greetings, greetings.

00:03:02 #31 Did spring them back off a dollar?

00:03:03 #32 Hey, chief.

00:03:05 #33 And as I slit his throat,

00:03:07 #34 with his dying breath,

00:03:08 #35 he said someone else had a duplicate map.

00:03:10 #36 It is bad. We must leave at once.

00:03:12 #37 If we are to be the first to reach King Ruth in Tutankham's tomb,

00:03:15 #38 make preparations to depart immediately.

00:03:17 #39 Aye, Chief. But remember the curse.

00:03:20 #40 He who touches the jewel first is doomed to a thousand deaths.

00:03:25 #41 We must secure the services of three.

00:03:27 #42 And when we get them to do our bidding, yes.

00:03:30 #43 But we best have food before we travel. Aye.

00:03:33 #44 Service!

00:03:34 #45 What do you have? We want to...

00:03:40 #46 We don't have any more.

00:03:41 #47 All we got left is rabbit and hot dogs.

00:03:43 #48 Rabbit. Hot dog.

00:03:44 #49 Hot dog, don't take rabbit.

00:03:45 #50 Okay, come on up.

00:03:46 #51 Coming right up.

00:03:49 #52 Here we are, pepper and salt.

00:03:51 #53 Plus boys up.

00:03:58 #54 Oh, you.

00:04:28 #55 Cookin' on the cat's meow.

00:06:30 #56 You stand while you eat.

00:06:39 #57 Sit down with your hands on or off.

00:06:41 #58 You talk this into it.

00:06:43 #59 Did you hear anything?

00:06:57 #60 Yeah, I did. He...

00:07:07 #61 I killed it. I killed it.

00:07:59 #62 Oh, I killed it.

00:08:00 #63 This just can't be.

00:08:04 #64 The, the, the, the, forget the mustard.

00:08:22 #65 So you are the perpetrator of this.

00:08:25 #66 Sit down and eat.

00:08:26 #67 The dowel.

00:08:27 #68 The pleasure.

00:08:28 #69 Thank you.

00:08:29 #70 Mmm.

00:08:32 #71 The dog and cat?

00:09:10 #72 Why don't you tell me?

00:09:11 #73 What?

00:09:14 #74 Man.

00:09:18 #75 There.

00:09:19 #76 Oh.

00:09:23 #77 These three, they are the ones that get the jewel for us.

00:09:26 #78 Right.

00:09:28 #79 Gentlemen, who came in?

00:09:31 #80 No, you.

00:09:32 #81 How would you boys like to make a thousand, she'll blame us.

00:09:37 #82 You've convinced us.

00:09:38 #83 What do we have to do?

00:09:39 #84 There is a diamond worth 18 grand.

00:09:41 #85 Do you hear?

00:09:42 #86 A 18 grand settlement.

00:09:44 #87 This map will lead us to the treasure.

00:09:46 #88 Now, pay spirit detection.

00:09:47 #89 No.

00:09:54 #90 Hasan Bensova, you are late.

00:09:56 #91 I got the diamond.

00:09:57 #92 You got the gate.

00:09:59 #93 Signed, oh my gosh, emerald smore.

00:10:03 #94 Oh, ruin.

00:10:05 #95 Defeated.

00:10:06 #96 That murderous cutthroat.

00:10:08 #97 He has the famous 100-carat diamond.

00:10:11 #98 Well, 100 carrots, he's showing us onions.

00:10:13 #99 Quiet.

00:10:15 #100 This map is useless to me now.

00:10:18 #101 With that diamond, I could have quit my job

00:10:20 #102 with the doorman at the Oasis Hotel.

00:10:22 #103 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:10:24 #104 Hey, spinach chin.

00:10:26 #105 Do you mean to tell me you're only a doorman? Yes.

00:10:29 #106 Well, last the doorman.

00:10:36 #107 Will you give me five for this?

00:10:38 #108 No, but I'll give you two.

00:10:39 #109 I'll take it.

00:10:40 #110 Yeah.

00:10:46 #111 There's only one 100-carat diamond and it comes from Root and Toot and Stoom.

00:10:49 #112 That's government property.

00:10:50 #113 Right, and if we return it, we'll get a big reward.

00:10:53 #114 Yeah, maybe 50,000 bucks.

00:10:55 #115 Boy, with that kind of money, we can rent a one-room apartment in Hollywood.

00:10:59 #116 Maybe.

00:11:00 #117 But that E. Murray Schmoe is a cutthroat. Suppose he cuts my throat.

00:11:03 #118 Well...

00:11:04 #119 Now don't worry.

00:11:06 #120 We'll be disguised. We'll find the shortest way.

00:11:09 #121 Now here, study this map closely.

00:11:11 #122 We start here at Jerkola.

00:11:32 #123 Down the insane river, over the Givadam,

00:11:35 #124 through pushover across Shmo Land,

00:11:38 #125 to the stronghold of Shmo.

00:11:40 #126 Santa Claus!

00:12:00 #127 Oh, there ain't no Santa Claus.

00:12:02 #128 Oh, yes, there is.

00:12:03 #129 We got a present for you.

00:12:04 #130 Have a great day.

00:12:05 #131 Oh, OK, boys.

00:12:11 #132 Coast is clear.

00:12:16 #133 Come on.

00:12:20 #134 Let's find the diamond, such as the Givadam.

00:13:09 #135 Yeah.

00:13:19 #136 See, Thigh-O-Fun.

00:13:22 #137 I'm the evil spirit that guards the root and tootin' diamond.

00:13:26 #138 Give it to me, lest evil befall you.

00:13:29 #139 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

00:13:31 #140 I command you to stand on your head in that lily pond

00:13:40 #141 until further notice.

00:14:06 #142 Whoa!

00:14:08 #143 Oh, here, hold this.