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00:01:20 #1 You'll take it like a soldier, my boy like a soldier. No ketchup. This is the worst last meal I ever had
00:01:26 #2 Sorry Jackson. Here's a warden. Oh
00:01:30 #3 Sure glad to see you warden so the governor came through with that stay. I knew he would he's a very good guy. Sorry Jackson
00:01:36 #4 No word from the governor. Yeah, well, I'm sorry. No
00:01:41 #5 No word no word, huh? Well
00:01:50 #6 I don't know who to vote for next time
00:01:52 #7 Come along, Jackson.
00:01:54 #8 Nice cozy little nook.
00:02:07 #9 Oh, so that's it, huh?
00:02:12 #10 Mind if I take a look?
00:02:14 #11 I wouldn't advise it.
00:02:16 #12 You're getting soft, Warden.
00:02:23 #13 Gas.
00:02:24 #14 Haven't even put in electricity.
00:02:26 #15 All right on hand, Jackson.
00:02:34 #16 Jackson, I'm going to grant you a special privilege
00:02:37 #17 not often given to a man in your position.
00:02:40 #18 It's what you asked for.
00:02:42 #19 A chance to tell you the newspapers.
00:02:45 #20 To get it off your chest.
00:02:46 #21 Thanks, Warden.
00:02:48 #22 See you in a while, Jackson.
00:02:50 #23 I'll be right here.
00:02:53 #24 Oh, Mr. Jackson, I think you're wonderful.
00:02:56 #25 You've really got what it takes.
00:02:58 #26 Well, I ain't exactly a cream puff.
00:03:00 #27 Cigarette?
00:03:01 #28 Never mind.
00:03:03 #29 Thanks, George. Might be a saw on that one.
00:03:05 #30 Oh. Well, you've got what I call guts.
00:03:08 #31 By the way, I figured anybody gonna match?
00:03:10 #32 Yeah.
00:03:11 #33 The way I figured, if a guy feels in his heart,
00:03:14 #34 he's taking a phony rap.
00:03:16 #35 Well, it's not so tough to kick the bucket.
00:03:19 #36 It's not so tough to walk that last mile.
00:03:22 #37 It's just tough to light a cigarette, that's all.
00:03:28 #38 Hey, Jackson, how'd you get into this mess?
00:03:30 #39 Was it a woman?
00:03:32 #40 It's always a woman.
00:03:34 #41 You should have seen this woman.
00:03:36 #42 Skin like smooth satin, beautiful blue eyes, dark silken hair.
00:03:41 #43 Kind of a gal that make you want to give away your last shirt.
00:03:45 #44 I borrowed this from the warden. This girl! How'd you meet her?
00:03:48 #45 Did she come up to your office?
00:03:49 #46 Did you fall in love with her? Wait a minute.
00:03:51 #47 One at a time.
00:03:52 #48 You may not know this, but I wasn't always a detective.
00:03:55 #49 Before they pinned this murder rap on me,
00:03:56 #50 I had one of the sweetest little rackets in San Francisco.
00:03:59 #51 A legitimate business? Better than legitimate.
00:04:01 #52 It was profitable.
00:04:02 #53 My office was in the Trafalgar building,
00:04:04 #54 just down the edge of Chinatown.
00:04:06 #55 Oh, in Chinatown?
00:04:07 #56 No, not right in.
00:04:09 #57 You know California Street from the hill at Stockton?
00:04:11 #58 Yeah.
00:04:12 #59 Well, coming down the hill on the cable car,
00:04:14 #60 you could just see my office.
00:04:16 #61 Third floor front
00:04:19 #62 Ronnie was the name Ronnie baby photographer. I'll never forget that day for two hours
00:04:24 #63 I've been trying to make that little brat smile. I threw the book at him every surefire trick of the trade
00:04:38 #64 This kid's gonna grow up to be a sponsor
00:04:52 #65 It's even wearing out the lights. Oh
00:04:55 #66 Nappin watch the birdie watch the birdie
00:05:01 #67 There you are. Another masterpiece.
00:05:04 #68 Sweet'em, you're wonderful.
00:05:07 #69 You're wonderful too, Mr. Jackson.
00:05:09 #70 Well, that's because I was a kid once myself.
00:05:12 #71 I'm just dying to see those proofs. When will they be ready?
00:05:21 #72 All the first thing in the morning, Mrs. Fong.
00:05:23 #73 Good.
00:05:24 #74 And I'm sure you'll like them.
00:05:25 #75 Well, goodbye, you little rascal you.
00:05:28 #76 You...
00:05:29 #77 Hold them all.
00:05:31 #78 Give Mr. Jackson back his sugar.
00:05:33 #79 Time, time, time.
00:05:35 #80 Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:37 #81 Doesn't he get meat at home?
00:05:39 #82 You happy little gourmet.
00:05:41 #83 Hey, sweet though. Let me see.
00:05:45 #84 Uh-huh.
00:05:47 #85 Baby photographer, a fine job for a two-fisted he-man like Ronnie Jackson.
00:05:52 #86 Well, I promised to have pictures of the kid ready by morning,
00:05:54 #87 so I got to work and develop them.
00:05:56 #88 Must have been about 20 minutes later,
00:05:58 #89 a half hour or something like that,
00:06:00 #90 when I heard a door slam in the hallway outside.
00:06:02 #91 I knew it was Sam McLeod coming back to his office from a busy day pinning the goods on a few assorted crooks and murders.
00:06:08 #92 Sam McLeod, the coolest, toughest private eye in the business.
00:06:12 #93 You see, I wanted to be a detective too.
00:06:14 #94 It only took brains, courage, and a gun, and I had the gun.
00:06:19 #95 I'd figured out a way for Sam to hire me, so I started across the hall.
00:06:23 #96 Already, I could see my name in big letters.
00:06:26 #97 Ronnie Jackson, Private Eye.
00:06:28 #98 What I didn't see was the small print underneath.
00:06:30 #99 Rest in peace.
00:06:32 #100 Yeah, well, don't worry about it, baby.
00:06:37 #101 I'm catching a rattler for Shira.
00:06:39 #102 Hi, Sam.
00:06:40 #103 Listen, baby, it'll take more than a couple of hopped up gunsles with it.
00:06:43 #104 You fingers to scare me off.
00:06:45 #105 Yeah.
00:06:47 #106 We'll have to talk about it over some rainy night in front of a nice warm fire.
00:06:51 #107 I'll bring the matches.
00:06:53 #108 It's on your mind, Ronnie.
00:06:57 #109 Matches?
00:06:58 #110 No.
00:06:59 #111 I mean, look, Sam, it came today, licensed and everything.
00:07:02 #112 Now can I be your partner?
00:07:03 #113 I told you before, stick to watching the bird in, you'll die of old age.
00:07:07 #114 Oh, yeah, but I was cut off for this kind of life.
00:07:09 #115 All my life I wanted to be a hard-boiled detective like Humphrey Bogart or Dick Powell or even Alan Ladd.
00:07:16 #116 You don't have those beautiful women coming into the office
00:07:18 #117 and those warm fires and those rainy nights.
00:07:20 #118 That's the kind of life I want.
00:07:22 #119 How about it, Sam?
00:07:23 #120 Smooth, huh?
00:07:33 #121 Say, I can be a lot of help to you, Sam.
00:07:34 #122 Look, here's my latest invention right here.
00:07:37 #123 A camera with a keyhole lens takes pictures right through doors.
00:07:42 #124 I've been kicked out of five hotels already.
00:07:44 #125 How about it, Sam? Can I go to work for you? Just give me a simple yes or no.
00:07:51 #126 No.
00:07:53 #127 But that's too simple. Why don't you give it a little thought?
00:07:57 #128 I'm going to Chicago for a few days.
00:07:59 #129 I'll leave the door open so you can come through and answer the phone.
00:08:02 #130 I could go with you. I've got a coat just like that.
00:08:19 #131 I can help you out quite a bit in case you're running any keyhole worker.
00:08:22 #132 You're sure there's nothing I can do for you?
00:08:24 #133 Yeah, you keep your nose clean.
00:08:26 #134 That's the last chance I'll give him.
00:08:32 #135 Keep my nose clean. Answer the phone.
00:08:35 #136 I ought to go in business for myself.
00:08:38 #137 Ronnie Jackson, the private eye.
00:08:40 #138 I could catch those gunned up popsicles over a warm fire,
00:08:46 #139 even if it wasn't raining.
00:08:48 #140 Drink as much as he can.
00:08:50 #141 Smooth.
00:09:03 #142 Ow!
00:09:05 #143 I suppose you wonder why I act this way.
00:09:35 #144 way. Oh no, every girl comes in here does that. I need a detective. Please say that
00:09:42 #145 you'll help me. Yeah, well look, I'm just... Please, Mr. McCloud, please.
00:09:47 #146 Just call me Sam. This is my type of case.
00:09:52 #147 Spill it, sister. My name is Carlotta Montay.
00:09:56 #148 Mm-hmm. Baroness Montay. A Baroness?
00:10:00 #149 I feel as though someone's watching me. Yeah, that's me.
00:10:06 #150 I arrived here three days ago in the Queen of Peru with the Baron my husband.
00:10:14 #151 Oh you've got a husband. This was taken the day we arrived.
00:10:21 #152 Hmm. You call him cutting the San Francisco citizen. He must rate.
00:10:26 #153 I'm in trouble. Deep trouble. What's the wheelchair for?
00:10:30 #154 My husband is an invalid. He hasn't been out of that wheelchair in seven years.
00:10:34 #155 You're in trouble. Keep talking.
00:10:37 #156 At the dock, I went ahead to clear our luggage through customs.
00:10:42 #157 I was gone five, ten minutes at the most.
00:10:45 #158 When I returned, he had disappeared.
00:10:48 #159 A snatch job, huh? Have you gone to the police?
00:10:51 #160 No, no, no. If I go to the police, they'll kill him.
00:10:56 #161 Who's they?
00:10:58 #162 That's what I want you to find out.
00:11:01 #163 Look, I have no money,
00:11:04 #164 money. But this ring can be pawned anywhere for at least $5,000.
00:11:10 #165 Oh, look, Sister, five grand is a lot of moulin. You don't know.
00:11:13 #166 The ring is nothing. We Montaise are generous. If you will just find my husband, I will be
00:11:19 #167 so grateful. You will see.
00:11:23 #168 I'll bring the matches. Oh, but this isn't necessary. What's
00:11:31 #169 matter? Listen, they mustn't find me here.
00:11:35 #170 Well, I don't hear anything.
00:11:37 #171 Be at this address as soon as you can.
00:11:42 #172 Well, five minutes, be too soon.
00:11:44 #173 Be with dangerous men.
00:11:57 #174 Be careful.
00:11:59 #175 They mustn't know you're a detective.
00:12:01 #176 Don't worry, you're pretty little head about it.
00:12:03 #177 Honey, I'll find your husband.
00:12:05 #178 Fool that I am.
00:12:07 #179 Somebody's coming. Guard this map with your life.
00:12:12 #180 With my life?
00:12:14 #181 Hurry.
00:12:28 #182 Oh, it's you, Mabel.
00:12:30 #183 Here, come in the studio some night after hours and I'll take your picture when everybody's gone. No charge.
00:12:38 #184 Except for the negatives. Come right in.
00:12:42 #185 Prince, we're down a half. Anytime. Well, what are you waiting for? You want to be a detective, don't you?
00:13:14 #186 Let me see what was that address. For the map. My life.
00:13:47 #187 Small bullets.
00:13:53 #188 Ain't this your camera, Ronnie? Oh, yeah, thank you, thank you very much.
00:13:57 #189 And say, you don't have to pull no gun on me to kiss me.
00:14:01 #190 Anytime.
00:14:02 #191 Yeah.
00:14:05 #192 I was on my own.
00:14:07 #193 A missing husband and a dark-eyed dreamboat up to her gorgeous lips in trouble.
00:14:11 #194 What a parlay.
00:14:12 #195 And oh, yeah, that mysterious map.
00:14:14 #196 The whole thing just like you'd read it in the detective magazine.
00:14:18 #197 I had my car for the address the doll gave me,
00:14:20 #198 and it turns out this place is practically a sleeper jump from town.
00:14:24 #199 Anyway, later that afternoon, I'm driving through the gates
00:14:27 #200 at one of those upper bracket estates down in the peninsula.
00:14:30 #201 Pretty soon I come to another gate.
00:14:32 #202 That should have been my cue to put the car in reverse.
00:14:35 #203 And then I got a load of the mansion.
00:14:37 #204 Oh, what a joint.
00:14:39 #205 Must have been something left over from Wuthering Heights.
00:14:42 #206 You know, the kind of a house that looks like you can hunt quail in the hallways?
00:14:46 #207 I didn't know it then, but I was going to be the quail.
00:14:49 #208 Beautiful day isn't it?
00:14:57 #209 Well, maybe it isn't so beautiful.
00:14:59 #210 It is day though, but it's late
00:15:07 #211 Soda now me oh
00:15:22 #212 Dr. Landau good afternoon sir good afternoon kids met
00:15:26 #213 yes
00:15:28 #214 Baroness Monta is expecting me
00:15:31 #215 Pronto oh yes, won't you come in Pronto?
00:15:35 #216 Nice cheerful place
00:15:40 #217 What time they bring the mummies out very amusing sir, but I'm the burrow misses in a living room
00:15:46 #218 Shall I announce you?
00:15:47 #219 Never mind, I'll take it from here.
00:15:49 #220 May I help you with your overcoat?
00:15:50 #221 Oh, yeah, pardon, sir, you're coming.
00:15:54 #222 Yeah, I'm roughing it.
00:15:55 #223 Here we are.
00:15:58 #224 Thanks, Cuddles.
00:15:59 #225 Very amusing.
00:16:02 #226 Could I ask for more each thrill-be-song?
00:16:16 #227 Miss Montay?
00:16:18 #228 Hello. Pretty song, isn't it?
00:16:22 #229 Yeah, it's pretty, but you were so anxious.
00:16:24 #230 Baby, stop through the winter, sting daydream, any crime.
00:17:15 #231 Are you a man who is afraid of danger?
00:17:16 #232 No, you can get as close as you like.
00:17:18 #233 Baby, we're in this together.
00:17:20 #234 I'm with you till my dying breath.
00:17:21 #235 Please, you must.
00:17:23 #236 Yeah, better not leave any fingerprints.
00:17:25 #237 Listen closely.
00:17:26 #238 My uncle, Baron Montay, came to this country.
00:17:29 #239 Your uncle? Yes.
00:17:31 #240 But I thought you said the guy was your husband.
00:17:34 #241 Well, I... I had to have your help.
00:17:38 #242 I know men. Somehow they always seem to be more interested in the problems of young wives with older husbands.
00:17:46 #243 Oh, no. It just seems that way to you.
00:17:48 #244 Please listen. My uncle came to this country on a very important mission.
00:17:53 #245 So important that he wouldn't tell anyone about it, not even me.
00:17:57 #246 Your uncle, huh? So he's not your husband.
00:18:00 #247 Well, did I quote you any rates? I may work cheaper, you know.
00:18:03 #248 Please, not now.
00:18:05 #249 fast. Okay. Tell me. Did your uncle have any enemies not that I know of. And how
00:18:15 #250 about this house who lives here it belongs to a major Simon Montague. He was a former
00:18:22 #251 business partner the Barons when my uncle disappeared I was frantic. So I called major
00:18:28 #252 Montague and he offered to help me and what do you know about it my uncle trusted him
00:18:34 #253 implicitly and still he treats me like a child tells me not to worry says that he's
00:18:43 #254 handling things and all the time I feel as though I'm being watched and he's been
00:18:51 #255 so sweet and kind ever since my arrival getting kind of dark in here oh we were
00:18:58 #256 just talking about you something flatter and I hope maybe I should have
00:19:03 #257 Listen to me. If there's anything warms my heart, it's fine to not people like me as much as I like them.
00:19:10 #258 I don't believe I've had the honor, sir.
00:19:12 #259 Oh, Mr. Craig.
00:19:13 #260 Oh, hi, Mr. Craig. Glad to see you. I'm...
00:19:16 #261 What? What's your name, Mr. Craig?
00:19:17 #262 Yeah, I'm Craig too. That's quite a coincidence.
00:19:19 #263 This is Major Montague. I met Mr. Craig on shipboard.
00:19:23 #264 I'm still a little seasick.
00:19:24 #265 Well, it's a pleasure knowing you, sir.
00:19:27 #266 Anything I can do for you while you're in the country, you just speak up.
00:19:30 #267 Oh, thanks, sir.
00:19:31 #268 Would you have a cigar?
00:19:33 #269 No thanks, I'm driving.
00:19:35 #270 Craig, Craig, where have I heard that name before?
00:19:41 #271 Madame, it is a phone call for you.
00:19:44 #272 Please take the message.
00:19:45 #273 After all, Colotta, it may be important.
00:19:48 #274 Yes, you're quite right.
00:19:50 #275 Excuse me, Mr. Craig.
00:19:59 #276 All right, sir.
00:20:01 #277 Now we'll quit playing possum.
00:20:03 #278 How do you do, Mr. McLeod?
00:20:05 #279 Well, how I...
00:20:08 #280 Oh, Craig is the name. Elliot Craig.
00:20:10 #281 I was... I was a shipboard and...
00:20:12 #282 Oh.
00:20:14 #283 Oh, you know that you're a private detective.
00:20:17 #284 Oh, yeah. Yes, yes.
00:20:19 #285 Sam, just call me Sam.
00:20:21 #286 And just to show you my heart's in the right place,
00:20:23 #287 I'm going to help you do a little detective.
00:20:25 #288 Okay. This way, son.
00:20:27 #289 Coming, Dad.
00:20:29 #290 I may have a little surprise for you.
00:20:34 #291 Your partner, gentlemen?
00:20:35 #292 Certainly.
00:20:36 #293 This is Mr. McLeod.
00:20:37 #294 Mr. McLeod, I'd like you to meet the...
00:20:39 #295 on the picture.
00:20:41 #296 How do you do?
00:20:43 #297 She said you had been snatched.
00:20:45 #298 You have my word for it, young man.
00:20:47 #299 I'm not a mirage.
00:20:49 #300 She told me she seemed so.
00:20:52 #301 I don't get it.
00:20:54 #302 Such a lovely girl.
00:20:56 #303 The very flower of young womanhood, too.
00:20:58 #304 Perhaps Dr. Lundau can tell you about her.
00:21:00 #305 I believe you've met the doctor.
00:21:06 #306 Oh, yes, we had a long talk outside.
00:21:08 #307 Beautiful day, isn't it?
00:21:10 #308 I said that.
00:21:12 #309 Well, Mr. MacLeod, as you perhaps know, it is not the habit of his psychiatrist to put on display the skeletons in anyone's family closet.
00:21:21 #310 However, I believe you are entitled to an explanation of the strange behavior of Baron Monta's wife.
00:21:28 #311 Wife? But she just told me she was his niece.
00:21:31 #312 Last week she was his little sister.
00:21:33 #313 It is not funny, Major.
00:21:35 #314 For the past six months, Miss Monta has been suffering from an acute form of schizophrenia.
00:21:40 #315 accompanied by visual aberrations and increasingly severe paranoic delusions.
00:21:46 #316 And how is she mentally?
00:21:50 #317 A friend Mr. McLeod is a Harvard man.
00:21:52 #318 I am not.
00:21:54 #319 Fairmount High.
00:21:56 #320 Cleveland.
00:21:58 #321 Won't you sit here please?
00:22:00 #322 I'll try to simplify the case.
00:22:05 #323 Oh, well make it easy on yourself. I handle all these...
00:22:08 #324 Miss Montay has an obsession that her own life is in danger.
00:22:14 #325 And she believes that her uncle, the Baron here, has been kidnapped.
00:22:18 #326 Well, gee, I... I mean...
00:22:21 #327 Why don't you bring her in here and show the Baron?
00:22:23 #328 Yeah, yeah, that's what I do. I... I...
00:22:26 #329 Well, no, Senor.
00:22:31 #330 It would be too severe a mental shock.
00:22:33 #331 To what?
00:22:34 #332 My idea is to break down her fear with suggestive therapy.
00:22:37 #333 Hmm.
00:22:39 #334 Well, does she snappercap very often?
00:22:41 #335 very often I mean when you invite company for dinner do you take away your knife and
00:22:45 #336 fork she's only dangerous if she's emotionally disturbed you must have come
00:22:50 #337 across many similar cases in your business Mr. McLeod did you owe me oh sure I
00:22:56 #338 could take those skits owes or leave Malone and usually I leave Malone I
00:22:59 #339 figured that with us well I must get back to the office and file some fingernails
00:23:04 #340 I'm fingerprints see you then you know my heart goes out of that pool
00:23:10 #341 unfortunate girl. I'm mine is all mixed up. It's downright pitiful. I suppose she
00:23:17 #342 even said something about a map, huh? Map? Yeah, she even gave me one to hold for.
00:23:22 #343 Mysterious map missing, Uncle. Pretty corny. You know there was something about the
00:23:27 #344 way she looked that made me suspicious. The way she looked I didn't care. But you
00:23:32 #345 kept the map. Oh sure. Why not? She may not have it up here but hubba hubba. Thank
00:23:41 #346 You watch yourself son.
00:23:43 #347 Come in, color dears.
00:23:47 #348 Nutty as a fruitcake and with all that beautiful frosting.
00:23:51 #349 I was just saying to your friend, Mr. Craig,
00:23:54 #350 at any time he's in the neighborhood,
00:23:56 #351 he should feel free to drop in and have a julep with us.
00:23:59 #352 And you all, excuse me?
00:24:01 #353 Oh, don't go, major. You know the old saying,
00:24:03 #354 three's company and two's a crowd.
00:24:05 #355 You take care of yourself, son.
00:24:07 #356 Yeah.
00:24:08 #357 Well, here we are, alone at last.
00:24:11 #358 Alone at last. Goodbye.
00:24:14 #359 Do you know who that phone call was from?
00:24:16 #360 Napoleon?
00:24:17 #361 Uh-uh, her schizos about to frenia.
00:24:24 #362 Why did I get up today?
00:24:28 #363 I just spoke to my uncle.
00:24:30 #364 That's funny, so did I.
00:24:32 #365 Who?
00:24:33 #366 My uncle, Baron Montay.
00:24:35 #367 He told me not to worry.
00:24:37 #368 But I'm terribly disturbed.
00:24:40 #369 Emotionally?
00:24:41 #370 Yes.
00:24:43 #371 He said he was safe.
00:24:45 #372 Oh he's safe all right. I mean he's safe all right, but he's not safe. I know he isn't no
00:24:53 #373 No, he's in a terrible spot, but I feel he's in great danger. Yes. Yes. He's in great danger
00:24:59 #374 Yeah, but he's safe all right
00:25:02 #375 He's safe sound like an umpire
00:25:05 #376 Don't you see?
00:25:07 #377 Someone forced him to make that call
00:25:09 #378 Someone who wants me to believe that nothing is wrong. Oh
00:25:13 #379 Oh, Mr. McLeod, I don't know what to do.
00:25:16 #380 I'm at my wit's end.
00:25:18 #381 Yeah, I passed there an hour ago.
00:25:20 #382 What's the matter with you?
00:25:21 #383 Oh, me?
00:25:22 #384 Here, sister, you better take the ring back.
00:25:25 #385 But...but, Mr. McLeod, Sam, you wouldn't desert me.
00:25:33 #386 Not now.
00:25:34 #387 No, no, I just remembered I got a date with Jay Edgar Hoover.
00:25:37 #388 Kid never makes a move without me.
00:25:39 #389 But Sam, you said we were in this thing together.
00:25:42 #390 You said you'd stick with me till your dying breath.
00:25:44 #391 I'm getting too close to it.
00:25:46 #392 Now, don't get upset, Miss Montay.
00:25:48 #393 You just listen to the major.
00:25:50 #394 He's a very fine man.
00:25:51 #395 And he likes you.
00:25:53 #396 Oh, so they've been talking to you?
00:25:56 #397 They've been telling you things.
00:25:57 #398 Oh, you're crazy.
00:25:58 #399 I mean, you're being silly.
00:26:00 #400 Nobody's been talking to me.
00:26:02 #401 I haven't even been talking to myself.
00:26:04 #402 Oh, yes they have.
00:26:06 #403 They told you something.
00:26:07 #404 And you'll believe them.
00:26:08 #405 Oh, no, no, I'm on your side.
00:26:10 #406 Oh.
00:26:12 #407 So now I know who's at the bottom of all this.
00:26:15 #408 Major Simon Montague!
00:26:17 #409 Oh! No, no, we're in this together, baby.
00:26:20 #410 Please don't believe him, Sam.
00:26:22 #411 Please say you'll help me.
00:26:24 #412 Please. Please, baby.
00:26:27 #413 Do it for Mama.
00:26:29 #414 Mama knows best.
00:26:35 #415 Darling, promise me you'll guard the map with your life.
00:26:39 #416 Yeah, the map.
00:26:41 #417 The map. The map.
00:26:44 #418 Yeah. Here, let me take this.
00:26:46 #419 Oh! Oh, man.
00:26:48 #420 You can open the mailman later.
00:26:50 #421 Gee, gee.
00:26:52 #422 Six o'clock already, will I?
00:26:54 #423 Well, so long.
00:26:55 #424 For my car, when I realized
00:26:59 #425 me and my gat had parted company,
00:27:01 #426 holster and all,
00:27:02 #427 I figured little Miss Screwball
00:27:04 #428 must have lifted it when she kissed me.
00:27:06 #429 I started to go back for it, but I changed my mind.
00:27:08 #430 I spot a high window around the corner of the house
00:27:11 #431 and decided to climb up and take a gander.
00:27:13 #432 I figured the only way to get the inside dopus
00:27:15 #433 inside dope is from the outside.
00:27:17 #434 Dope.
00:27:18 #435 So I scamper up the hill in about three jumps,
00:27:20 #436 like any other goat, and take a sneak peek.
00:27:23 #437 And what do you know?
00:27:24 #438 The guy who told me he couldn't walk
00:27:25 #439 is out of his wheelchair and sashaying around
00:27:28 #440 chipper's a J-bird.
00:27:29 #441 Then I knew Carlotta wasn't nuts.
00:27:32 #442 I get out my brownie and I'm all set to snap exhibit A
00:27:35 #443 when laughing boy gets out of his chair
00:27:36 #444 and starts for the window.
00:27:38 #445 I figure he sees me.
00:27:39 #446 But no, he pulls up the shade right in my kisser
00:27:42 #447 like it was ladies night in a Turkish bath.
00:27:45 #448 I'm stymied, but only for a second.
00:27:47 #449 The keyhole.
00:27:48 #450 Here's where my gadget pays off.
00:27:50 #451 The greatest invention since the Albany Night Bowl.
00:27:53 #452 This'll do it, I says.
00:27:55 #453 Next stop, Rogues Gallery.
00:27:58 #454 Bertie, quick.
00:28:01 #455 Oh, Carlotta, quick.
00:28:03 #456 What am I seeing?
00:28:07 #457 Uh-huh.
00:28:09 #458 Hey, he saw the Baron.
00:28:11 #459 He took a picture.
00:28:12 #460 A picture?
00:28:13 #461 Camera boy, take the hide off.
00:28:14 #462 Yeah, all right.
00:28:15 #463 There he goes.
00:28:18 #464 All right, both the gates both gates remember this address cool you off Joe
00:31:08 #465 Think you do it after that bath we had
00:31:28 #466 You doll you we both came through like men. Oh operator get me the state police
00:31:48 #467 Yeah, hang on plenty rugged
00:32:05 #468 Smooth though cuddles huh operator never mind that call very soft floor view to include the negative
00:32:39 #469 I came to I was playing post office with a floor
00:32:49 #470 I had a lump on my head the size of my head inside Toscanini was conducting the annual course with real blacksmiths
00:32:55 #471 I looked at the bottle of old pile driver and decided to stick the double most
00:32:59 #472 And those kids with a hammer started pounding again
00:33:04 #473 But the thumping wasn't in my head. It was somebody knocking on the door and it wasn't McLeod's door
00:33:10 #474 It was my door my door in the other room. Yes. Here. I am mr. Jackson
00:33:20 #475 My head. How did they come out?
00:33:22 #476 Yanks for Cleveland seven now, Mr. Jackson a man of your responsibility shouldn't drink
00:33:27 #477 Well, who's drinking I oh that's a bottle of bean bobber. I want my baby picture
00:33:35 #478 Picture oh
00:33:38 #479 Wait a minute. Where are you going just a second? Mr. Jackson wait, Mr. Jackson. Oh
00:33:44 #480 They got it. It's gone. It's gone. Let me see I had it here and I took it in there
00:33:49 #481 All this would have to happen to Sweden.
00:33:51 #482 No, no, look, Mrs. Fong, it's not your baby's picture.
00:33:53 #483 Here's the negative of that. Have it, have it,
00:33:55 #484 print it someplace else, please.
00:33:56 #485 I'm not a business man.
00:33:57 #486 I'm retired.
00:33:58 #487 Remember that if you have another baby, please.
00:34:00 #488 Quiet, I'm thinking.
00:34:03 #489 Boy, I've got things to do.
00:34:05 #490 Yes, sir, important things to do.
00:34:07 #491 What have I got to do?
00:34:10 #492 Carlotta!
00:34:12 #493 There he is. That's the fella.
00:34:23 #494 Get him.
00:34:25 #495 Watch him, he's one of the gang.
00:34:27 #496 All right, what'd you do with a Baron?
00:34:28 #497 Come clean you guns, or we mean business.
00:34:30 #498 Don't we, fellas?
00:34:32 #499 I beg your pardon?
00:34:33 #500 What's going on here?
00:34:34 #501 Don't try to look so innocent with those blue-point eyes.
00:34:37 #502 Watch him, he's got a knife.
00:34:38 #503 Have you got a knife?
00:34:39 #504 Sure I've got a knife.
00:34:41 #505 I'm the gardener.
00:34:42 #506 What'd you think I was last night at Chrysanthemum?
00:34:44 #507 You tried to prune me.
00:34:45 #508 Hold it, bud.
00:34:46 #509 Is there anyone living here with the name of, uh...
00:34:48 #510 Carlotta Montaigne.
00:34:50 #511 Who is Carlotta Montaigne?
00:34:52 #512 You know who she is.
00:34:53 #513 She's staying here with Major Montague.
00:34:54 #514 Who is Major Montague?
00:34:56 #515 You look this house belongs to the George Cranwells. They've been in South America for four months six months. Yeah, then he's subletting
00:35:03 #516 You mind if we take a look inside? No, please come along. Pardon me
00:35:07 #517 This way I'll show you they're probably all hiding in here stick with me. Hey
00:35:15 #518 Hey, what's this?
00:35:17 #519 Looks like nobody home
00:35:19 #520 Nothing personal about that. I hope what do you think sides? I think a rebukes in order on our wait a minute
00:35:24 #521 Don't get your badges in an uproar. You got this all wrong. They fixed my car. They fixed the gate
00:35:28 #522 They fixed everything. That's their racket. They're trying to make people think everybody's crazy. Yeah, but with you they had a head start
00:35:33 #523 Oh, wait a minute. You gotta listen to me. You gotta trust me fellas. This is the biggest frame up since whistler's mother
00:35:40 #524 Thank you
00:35:42 #525 Keep moving you got a long drive back to town. Yeah, well, let me tell you something what I like long drives
00:35:49 #526 Get going okay, if your father is again all personally punch you in the nose so hard it'll look like other people's noses
00:35:55 #527 Yeah, well it might be worth it.
00:35:57 #528 Sorry we bothered you.
00:36:01 #529 You're not a bad guy for a foreigner.
00:36:03 #530 But I'm going to be a citizen.
00:36:05 #531 I'm studying for my examination.
00:36:07 #532 By the way, could you gentlemen tell me
00:36:09 #533 who was the eighth president of the United States?
00:36:12 #534 So long, bud.
00:36:16 #535 Sure I know what you do.
00:36:34 #536 I'm not that you fool.
00:36:36 #537 Why did he come back?
00:36:37 #538 Why does he want to search the house?
00:36:39 #539 He's looking for clues.
00:36:41 #540 Clues, huh?
00:36:43 #541 He wants a clue to call out his whereabouts.
00:36:45 #542 See that he finds one.
00:36:47 #543 This one.
00:37:09 #544 I always look so easy in those Tarzan pictures.
00:37:12 #545 New with the dolls, my next move is to find her.
00:39:42 #546 So I get back into my hot rod special and start out.
00:39:46 #547 About an hour later, I spot a sign.
00:39:48 #548 Sea Cliff Lodge.
00:39:49 #549 So I go in to locate the girl,
00:39:52 #550 pretending I'm just another guest
00:39:53 #551 looking for a little quiet relaxation.
00:39:56 #552 The place is just what I figured.
00:39:58 #553 A ritzy summer resort, complete with golf course.
00:40:05 #554 Hey, pardon me. How do you get to the lodge from here?
00:40:08 #555 The lodge? That's where I live.
00:40:11 #556 Straight ahead. You can't miss it.
00:40:13 #557 Hey, pardon me.
00:40:15 #558 Did you notice if a good-looking dark-haired girl checked in there last night?
00:40:19 #559 Can't talk.
00:40:23 #560 Care to play these last three holes? It'll take you right there.
00:40:27 #561 Okay, but how about my car?
00:40:29 #562 They'll send for it.
00:40:31 #563 Crawford to the name?
00:40:32 #564 Oliver J. Crawford.
00:40:34 #565 Well, mine's a Smithers.
00:40:35 #566 I'm going to shoot first.
00:40:37 #567 Okay.
00:40:38 #568 Say, this girl last night, did you notice that she was alone?
00:40:41 #569 Shh.
00:40:42 #570 I can't make a small wager.
00:40:44 #571 Dollar a hole.
00:40:45 #572 All right.
00:40:46 #573 Say, did you notice that she had a...
00:40:48 #574 Now, you had a full nine.
00:40:50 #575 There's water down there.
00:40:51 #576 Okay.
00:40:52 #577 Missed it.
00:40:53 #578 Ha-ha.
00:40:54 #579 Cup must have moved on me.
00:41:10 #580 Oh, I feel like a pretty good rounder than myself.
00:41:13 #581 You do.
00:41:14 #582 Lucky I got it for those straps.
00:41:16 #583 I didn't see it.
00:41:28 #584 Right.
00:41:29 #585 I didn't see it right in the cup. I can see that thanks for a minute there
00:41:54 #586 I didn't think you had a ball down block old boy you're one down where's your ball right here
00:42:09 #587 Nice line right on the green. Yeah, I can't even see the green I can those a Smithers
00:42:20 #588 Huh, how about that buck you owe me? I owe you dollar a hole, huh?
00:42:24 #589 Nice rackets your guy. Thanks
00:42:26 #590 George Washington.
00:42:28 #591 Where?
00:42:29 #592 He's staying here, you know.
00:42:30 #593 Oh.
00:42:31 #594 Got the room next to mine.
00:42:33 #595 Uh-huh.
00:42:34 #596 Keeps me up all night long playing Yankee Doodle on his fife, off key.
00:42:38 #597 Why don't you tell Patrillo about it?
00:42:41 #598 Hey, you hurry up.
00:42:45 #599 Quick, grab him.
00:42:46 #600 Now they go.
00:42:47 #601 I'm looking for you, Chummy.
00:42:49 #602 We're gonna see the doctor.
00:42:51 #603 Doctor?
00:42:52 #604 Sanitarium.
00:42:53 #605 Oh, no.
00:42:54 #606 You got me wrong.
00:42:55 #607 I'm not crazy.
00:42:56 #608 I know.
00:42:57 #609 I know. Maybe you'd like some walnuts.
00:43:01 #610 Walnuts? Why don't you grab those nuts,
00:43:02 #611 the strudel and the noodle?
00:43:03 #612 I want you.
00:43:05 #613 Yeah, but I'm OK. I'm sane.
00:43:06 #614 I'll prove it to you.
00:43:07 #615 Watch this coordination. It's the wrong hand.
00:43:12 #616 It's...
00:43:16 #617 Well, I'll practice a little and see you later.
00:43:19 #618 Come on.
00:43:20 #619 Easy. That's my pinball hand.
00:43:21 #620 We're going to see the doctor.
00:43:22 #621 It's no use, but I'm not going with you.
00:43:24 #622 Oh, oh, oh!
00:43:25 #623 Let's see the doctor.
00:43:26 #624 Doctor!
00:43:28 #625 Oh!
00:43:29 #626 Watch out, or we'll never get that down again.
00:43:33 #627 Oh, that's better. That's...
00:43:35 #628 There's a park missing.
00:43:39 #629 The thing like this could be permanent.
00:43:43 #630 Cuddles.
00:43:44 #631 Hello.
00:43:45 #632 Do they have bell hops here?
00:43:47 #633 It's welcome to see Cliff.
00:43:49 #634 Ah, he had a... calisthenics.
00:43:51 #635 Oh, hey.
00:43:52 #636 Oh, steady.
00:43:53 #637 It's a map. Where's the map?
00:43:55 #638 Look, you didn't bring it with you.
00:43:57 #639 That's very bad.
00:43:58 #640 Look, I didn't expect to see you here.
00:44:00 #641 Get me out of this angle. Get...
00:44:02 #642 Very bad.
00:44:03 #643 Trying to choke somebody?
00:44:05 #644 Look, I don't know what's going on here.
00:44:07 #645 And I'm not scared, see?
00:44:09 #646 You've got company, ma'am.
00:44:11 #647 Carlotta!
00:44:14 #648 Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
00:44:15 #649 Oh, that's all right, baby.
00:44:17 #650 Oh, why did I have to go and do this?
00:44:18 #651 No, I got you in this mess, too.
00:44:23 #652 Oh, now wait a minute.
00:44:24 #653 Don't go feminine on me. All right.
00:44:26 #654 Don't go masculine, either.
00:44:31 #655 Where?
00:44:34 #656 Oh, I didn't know this was going to be formal.
00:44:36 #657 Oh, I'll be right with you, boss.
00:44:41 #658 Go over here and sit down, son.
00:44:42 #659 You and I are going to have a little talk.
00:44:44 #660 Yeah, I'll do the talk and you do the sitting.
00:44:47 #661 I'll do the talking.
00:44:51 #662 I'll do the sitting.
00:44:53 #663 The map keys, mate?
00:44:54 #664 Didn't have it on him, salmon.
00:44:56 #665 No?
00:44:58 #666 That kind of changes things, don't it?
00:45:00 #667 Yes, it does change things.
00:45:01 #668 Sam Boy, recently, I offered to buy from Baron Montay
00:45:05 #669 the mineral rights of a section of his land.
00:45:08 #670 Unfortunately, the Baron turned my offer down.
00:45:11 #671 came to this country to make a deal with somebody else.
00:45:15 #672 Who is this someone else and what kind of mental rights?
00:45:18 #673 You're getting to inquisitive son and that ain't healthy.
00:45:21 #674 Now, maybe a little Colorado hairs begin to see the light.
00:45:26 #675 You know, I'm very fond of you, Colorado.
00:45:28 #676 And I don't like to see you holding out on me.
00:45:31 #677 Lay off of her, you phony.
00:45:32 #678 You... you all.
00:45:35 #679 It's a good thing you're here. I'd be brutal.
00:45:40 #680 Cut that.
00:45:41 #681 Uncle Stefan, are you all right?
00:45:44 #682 Yes, Tal. They haven't hardened me.
00:45:47 #683 Hey, is that your uncle? He looks just like the guy in the picture I took.
00:45:51 #684 You should have held on to it, son.
00:45:53 #685 That picture might have spoiled everything for us.
00:45:56 #686 Light fleece, Carlotta.
00:45:58 #687 Oh, Salmon, if you don't mind, I'd like to acquaint the Baron with a few basic facts.
00:46:03 #688 You see, Monsieur le Baron, we have you.
00:46:07 #689 We have your knees.
00:46:09 #690 And, uh, having Mr. McCloud, we have to map.
00:46:14 #691 Not yet, sir, haven't.
00:46:16 #692 Yes, but before the chrysanthemum blooms, we will have it.
00:46:23 #693 Please put this away, yes?
00:46:25 #694 Come here, Woody.
00:46:29 #695 Let's stop fooling around, son.
00:46:31 #696 I want that map, and I want it now.
00:46:33 #697 What you want and what you're gonna get are two different things.
00:46:35 #698 I'm not the given time.
00:46:36 #699 You're not...
00:46:37 #700 Oh... Oh... Oh...
00:46:44 #701 Temper? Is that temper?
00:46:46 #702 Don't be so rough with Sam.
00:46:48 #703 He can take it.
00:46:49 #704 The poor boy stays.
00:46:51 #705 He don't know what's going on.
00:46:55 #706 Oh... Oh... Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
00:46:57 #707 I didn't mean to get so fresh.
00:46:59 #708 I... I...
00:47:01 #709 Oh, it's you.
00:47:02 #710 Oh...
00:47:04 #711 Now... Where's the map, son?
00:47:06 #712 Oh, is that what you want?
00:47:08 #713 Or why didn't you say so?
00:47:09 #714 You don't have to get it the hard way.
00:47:11 #715 Sam, don't!
00:47:12 #716 What's the use? He'll beat it out of us anyway. We might as well tell him.
00:47:15 #717 Go on, Charmie. You tell him.
00:47:17 #718 All right. I hid the map in a water cooler in my office.
00:47:20 #719 Oh, he's lying. I've searched his office.
00:47:22 #720 No, you looked in the wrong water cooler. The one I mean is in...
00:47:25 #721 Sam.
00:47:26 #722 We might as well tell him the truth.
00:47:29 #723 You'll find the map in a water cooler at the ferry building.
00:47:34 #724 Yeah. Yeah, in a ferry building.
00:47:37 #725 In the water cooler by the newsstand.
00:47:40 #726 a third cup from the top.
00:47:42 #727 We'll find out.
00:47:43 #728 Tony, it should take you about three hours
00:47:45 #729 to get to that ferry building and back.
00:47:47 #730 Get going, son.
00:47:49 #731 Doctor, better register them as patients
00:47:53 #732 in case they should happen to meet with an accident.
00:47:57 #733 Usual papers will be filled out.
00:47:59 #734 You see, if Tony doesn't happen to find that man.
00:48:38 #735 Sam, can you hear me?
00:48:42 #736 What's up, baby?
00:48:43 #737 That cigarette you saw me take from my uncle.
00:48:45 #738 There was a message in it from him.
00:48:48 #739 We've two hours to get out of here.
00:48:50 #740 Oh, we've got nothing to worry about, till Tony gets back.
00:48:54 #741 You know, they took all my clothes.
00:48:55 #742 Mine too.
00:48:56 #743 They did?
00:48:57 #744 Well, they did, huh?
00:49:00 #745 So have you got a hairpin?
00:49:01 #746 Sam, this is no time to be thinking about your looks.
00:49:05 #747 Here.
00:49:06 #748 Oh, good.
00:49:11 #749 Say, how'd you know about that cigarette?
00:49:13 #750 My uncle never smokes.
00:49:15 #751 So when he asked me for a light,
00:49:18 #752 He wants us to get in touch with a James Collins engineering facts corporation.
00:49:23 #753 Uh-huh. I've seen this done a thousand times.
00:49:27 #754 Who is this James Collins?
00:49:28 #755 I don't know. But we've got to find him.
00:49:31 #756 It's always so simple. You just put the hairpin in the lock, give it a quick twist, and...
00:49:35 #757 Well, come on in. Get up, we can play jacks later.
00:49:45 #758 Manish it, quick.
00:49:46 #759 Oh, it's you!
00:49:56 #760 Okay, take me away.
00:49:58 #761 I've run you some grub.
00:50:00 #762 I fixed it all myself.
00:50:02 #763 Well, I haven't got much of an appetite.
00:50:04 #764 If I could take a long walk.
00:50:05 #765 Oh, them there guys wouldn't let you.
00:50:08 #766 You know, show me.
00:50:09 #767 I like you.
00:50:10 #768 Yeah, well, you got a funny way of showing it.
00:50:12 #769 I'm still trying to get the car puzzles to move back in.
00:50:15 #770 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:19 #771 You just don't know your own strength.
00:50:24 #772 You know, Willie, I like you too.
00:50:27 #773 You do?
00:50:28 #774 Yes, sir.
00:50:29 #775 What a physique.
00:50:31 #776 Boulder dam with legs and look at those shoulders and that arm
00:50:35 #777 Like a sac of doorknobs. Oh recess
00:50:40 #778 You're just kidding. Hey, Chummy. Do you care if I feel your muscle too? No, go ahead
00:50:49 #779 Look around if there's someplace. Oh
00:50:52 #780 There it is
00:50:55 #781 It's just like a woman. Yeah
00:50:57 #782 Easy, easy, easy.
00:50:59 #783 Everything you touch turns to rigor mortis.
00:51:02 #784 You know, Willie, with your strength, I bet you could take that radiator
00:51:06 #785 and just pull it out by the roots and play it like an accordion, huh?
00:51:09 #786 Wouldn't that be fun?
00:51:10 #787 Or you could even take those bars and just bend them apart, huh?
00:51:14 #788 Oh, I don't like to brag.
00:51:16 #789 Oh, well, go ahead and brag.
00:51:18 #790 All right.
00:51:20 #791 Oh, that's great, Willie.
00:51:30 #792 Gee, you're strong.
00:51:32 #793 You and I should dare out the radiator.
00:51:34 #794 Get out the ratty!
00:51:35 #795 No, no, no, that's okay.
00:51:36 #796 Oh, you've done enough.
00:51:37 #797 You're wonderful today.
00:51:39 #798 Oh, you're solid spinach.
00:51:40 #799 You're great.
00:51:41 #800 I'll buy you rabbit later.
00:51:44 #801 Thanks very much.
00:51:44 #802 I'll be seeing you, Charmy.
00:51:46 #803 Oh, that's fine, thanks.
00:51:48 #804 You gotta be neat, you know.
00:52:09 #805 Yeah.
00:52:10 #806 Yeah, you...
00:52:22 #807 Willie, did you hear that?
00:52:27 #808 Yes.
00:52:30 #809 Big detective outsmarted by an imbecile.
00:52:32 #810 We've got to get out of here in two hours, though.
00:52:36 #811 Yeah, we're caught like rats in a trap.
00:52:39 #812 Well, at least we're a boy rat and a girl rat.
00:52:53 #813 Here's your dinner.
00:52:55 #814 Thank you.
00:52:56 #815 All right.
00:52:57 #816 No, you're struggling.
00:53:06 #817 See?
00:53:07 #818 I told you there was no you struggling. Come on.
00:53:09 #819 No, get the keys.
00:53:12 #820 I'll be your nurse patient.
00:53:14 #821 Oh, great.
00:53:15 #822 Here's where I get the new clothes.
00:53:17 #823 Can't miss it.
00:53:22 #824 It's a great convertible job at the whore.
00:53:24 #825 And it goes that, that, that.
00:53:27 #826 But suppose they took the keys.
00:53:43 #827 Somebody's coming.
00:53:51 #828 There, there. D, dude.
00:53:53 #829 Oh, nurse.
00:53:55 #830 You know, barbethol.
00:53:56 #831 It's a replica in the third.
00:53:57 #832 Do, dee-doo.
00:54:00 #833 I think I do this too well.
00:54:02 #834 Come on.
00:54:03 #835 Oh, no. Wait a minute. Wait.
00:54:06 #836 I'll see what's in here.
00:54:07 #837 Yeah.
00:54:09 #838 There's nothing here, but this mangy old piece of moth baits.
00:54:11 #839 It's mine. Yours?
00:54:12 #840 Oh, it's pretty, isn't it?
00:54:14 #841 We can't use this.
00:54:21 #842 Hi, stranger.
00:54:24 #843 How do you do my dear?
00:54:27 #844 Going around to the pretty nurse I see.
00:54:29 #845 You'll be getting out of here in no time.
00:54:31 #846 See.
00:54:38 #847 How many branches does our government consist of?
00:54:42 #848 Our government consists of three branches.
00:54:46 #849 What are the three branches of our government?
00:54:52 #850 The three branches of our government are?
00:54:56 #851 The legislative, the executive, and the judicial.
00:55:00 #852 What does the legislative branch of our government do?
00:55:06 #853 It makes the laws.
00:55:12 #854 What does the executive branch of our government do?
00:55:16 #855 It carries out the laws.
00:55:19 #856 Sneaking out, stranger?
00:55:20 #857 No.
00:55:21 #858 It's you.
00:55:22 #859 Oh!
00:55:23 #860 No!
00:55:25 #861 Practicing again!
00:55:26 #862 Why would you leave me?
00:55:27 #863 Practicing?
00:55:28 #864 How did you write for?
00:55:29 #865 Oh!
00:55:30 #866 What?
00:55:31 #867 Wonderful.
00:55:33 #868 Wait a minute.
00:55:35 #869 Take it easy, Cuddles.
00:55:37 #870 Look, I was just...
00:55:39 #871 Marvelous!
00:55:41 #872 Come here, you coward.
00:55:43 #873 Look, you can get in trouble if you...
00:55:45 #874 Why, you dirty rat!
00:55:49 #875 Oh, nothing personal.
00:55:53 #876 How did you... come here.
00:55:56 #877 Come here. Where are you?
00:55:58 #878 Hey, wait.
00:56:00 #879 You temper...
00:56:02 #880 Now, why you stupid, you moth!
00:56:06 #881 You broke it!
00:56:07 #882 Hey, fully, you go that way.
00:56:16 #883 I won't, Sam.
00:56:20 #884 Hang on, Willie.
00:56:21 #885 Let's search the woods.
00:56:24 #886 Hang on.
00:56:25 #887 You just couldn't stand the details, baby.
00:56:38 #888 I just hope I didn't...
00:56:39 #889 No, shut up.
00:57:35 #890 I'll take it through here.
00:57:36 #891 It gets a little rough.
00:57:37 #892 Thanks.
00:57:40 #893 As soon as we get to the city, we'll call Mr. Collins.
00:57:43 #894 Or better yet, we'll go to your office and get the map and then we'll go...
00:57:45 #895 Hold it.
00:57:47 #896 What's the matter?
00:57:48 #897 I got news for you, Miss Montay.
00:57:49 #898 I'm bowing out.
00:57:50 #899 But Sam, you can't.
00:57:52 #900 I'm forcing myself.
00:57:53 #901 This kind of life is too rich for my blood.
00:57:56 #902 A little I got left.
00:57:57 #903 I'll get to the map, and then we'll call it quits.
00:57:59 #904 Tell me, Mr. McLeod, are you always
00:58:01 #905 afraid of old men with phony southern accents? Wait a minute.
00:58:05 #906 What do I owe you?
00:58:06 #907 All I know is you came into my office
00:58:08 #908 with a phony story and a ring.
00:58:09 #909 And now I ain't got the ring, and I'm stuck with the story.
00:58:13 #910 Put this top up.
00:58:14 #911 It's going to rain.
00:58:15 #912 It never rains at this time of the year.
00:58:23 #913 Orange juice.
00:58:26 #914 Ronnie Jackson, photographer for babies.
00:58:29 #915 Yeah, that's me.
00:58:30 #916 Well, where's Sam McLeod?
00:58:32 #917 He's out of town, which is a tough break for all of us,
00:58:34 #918 except him.
00:58:35 #919 So you've been playing, detective.
00:58:37 #920 Yeah, and I'm through playing, sister.
00:58:39 #921 The last 24 hours, I've been knocked out, shot at,
00:58:41 #922 beaten up, knocked out again, and put through the ringer.
00:58:44 #923 And if I'm still alive, it's only because the insurance
00:58:46 #924 company doesn't want to give up.
00:58:48 #925 They're afraid it would break them.
00:58:52 #926 Here.
00:58:52 #927 Here's your map, Miss Montay.
00:58:54 #928 The right water cooler, but the wrong office.
00:58:56 #929 Goodbye. All right. Goodbye, Sam. I mean. Mr Jackson.
00:59:06 #930 Bye. And I don't mean see you later. So long, sister.
00:59:11 #931 A minute. You can't go out like that. You're soaked to the skin.
00:59:28 #932 Oh, man. Oh, steady.
00:59:31 #933 Why do women always act like women?
00:59:33 #934 There are a few things. Who's things?
00:59:36 #935 Mine. Pick out what you need.
00:59:38 #936 The ones with the laser still at the laundry.
00:59:40 #937 Oh, may I change?
00:59:41 #938 No, it's my room.
00:59:42 #939 Over here, behind the screen.
00:59:44 #940 You're not a detective.
00:59:45 #941 You act like one.
00:59:47 #942 Well, I ain't exactly a cream puff, sister.
00:59:49 #943 A guy could use water wings in this business.
00:59:57 #944 Oh, Ronnie.
00:59:58 #945 Yeah?
00:59:59 #946 I just wanted you to know I'm not really angry with you.
01:00:03 #947 Why not?
01:00:04 #948 I'm very grateful for all you've done for me.
01:00:07 #949 Even if you were Sam, a cloud you couldn't have accomplished more.
01:00:11 #950 Look, don't red-apple me.
01:00:13 #951 From now on I'm going to stick to watch the birdie and leave the chicks alone.
01:00:18 #952 Ronnie?
01:00:21 #953 I think you're a very brave man.
01:00:23 #954 I know a sniveling card when I see one.
01:00:27 #955 How you snive?
01:00:28 #956 But I've no one else to turn to.
01:00:30 #957 Won't you help me?
01:00:32 #958 No.
01:00:33 #959 Please.
01:00:34 #960 Oh, no you don't.
01:00:36 #961 What kind of a sucker do you take me for?
01:00:38 #962 Just because you're a girl and I'm a boy and you're throwing those big blue eyes at me.
01:00:42 #963 big blue eyes at me and you let me put my arms around you and you let me hold you
01:00:47 #964 close even closer you think you can get me to do anything you want what do you want
01:00:56 #965 baby darling the first thing we've got to do we're doing it we've got to find
01:01:03 #966 James Collins Collins yeah no we got to get out of here this is the first place
01:01:10 #967 those characters a look I don't want that cuddles playing mummy peg on my
01:01:13 #968 I think I throw it take those off what I mean put this on
01:01:20 #969 Where's my hat oh
01:01:28 #970 Mr. Jackson
01:01:30 #971 I'm sorry hurry mr. Jackson. I'm very disappointed in you. I know take a picture of sunny flying for the first time in his life
01:01:37 #972 And then you gave me the wrong. Yeah, well don't worry about a thing. Mrs.
01:01:39 #973 Fallon. I'll give you your money back hurry
01:01:41 #974 But I don't want my money back.
01:01:43 #975 I want a picture of Sandy flying for the first time in my life.
01:01:46 #976 Shh!
01:01:49 #977 Here they come!
01:01:50 #978 Hurry! Hurry up!
01:01:51 #979 Come on, let's go while we're still here.
01:01:53 #980 Don't worry about a thing.
01:01:56 #981 I'll send you a check.
01:01:59 #982 But you gave me the wrong negatives.
01:02:12 #983 Our next move is to contact Mr. James Collins.
01:02:15 #984 His secretary said he had a date that night
01:02:17 #985 at a spot called the Pooley Door.
01:02:19 #986 From here in, we had no worries.
01:02:21 #987 Monique you and his cute little playmates,
01:02:23 #988 They were washed up, through, lost in the shuffle.
01:02:26 #989 Well, Puley door was our next stop,
01:02:29 #990 but we didn't look exactly like cafe society,
01:02:31 #991 so I blew the bankroll, a rented tuxedo for myself,
01:02:34 #992 and an evening gown for Carlotta.
01:02:36 #993 Boy, did she stack up.
01:02:38 #994 I guess you only get out of a thing what you put into it.
01:02:41 #995 An hour later, we were at the Puley door.
01:02:43 #996 One of those real swanky cafes where they eat mink for breakfast.
01:02:52 #997 Just a moment.
01:02:55 #998 Mr. Whitewell has been waiting.
01:02:57 #999 Mr. Collins' table, he's expecting us.
01:02:59 #1000 Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Collins. He's right here by the window.
01:03:05 #1001 Oh, yes. Yes, sir, yes.
01:03:07 #1002 Hey, George.
01:03:09 #1003 This way, please.
01:03:10 #1004 Just a minute, bud.
01:03:11 #1005 Look, here's a fin.
01:03:13 #1006 Tell that blonde at that table over there
01:03:14 #1007 she's wanted on the phone.
01:03:17 #1008 Pronto?
01:03:18 #1009 Certainly, sir.
01:03:20 #1010 Let's move in.
01:03:22 #1011 Pardon me, sir.
01:03:23 #1012 You wanted on the telephone, Miss.
01:03:25 #1013 You'll excuse me.
01:03:28 #1014 Oh, Mr. Collins, we'd like to speak to you for a minute.
01:03:31 #1015 I don't believe I've had this.
01:03:32 #1016 Sit down. Start talking, baby.
01:03:35 #1017 My name is Collette Amante.
01:03:37 #1018 My uncle is Baron Montaigne.
01:03:39 #1019 Baron Montaigne?
01:03:42 #1020 I don't think I've ever...
01:03:43 #1021 My uncle told us to get in touch with you.
01:03:48 #1022 I'm sorry. I'm afraid you have the wrong man.
01:03:51 #1023 Waiter, may I check, please?
01:03:53 #1024 Does this map mean anything to you?
01:04:06 #1025 Where is the Baron?
01:04:08 #1026 Henry!
01:04:10 #1027 The waiter said you had a phone call for me.
01:04:12 #1028 I will check it for you, madam.
01:04:13 #1029 The Baron had an important appointment this Wednesday afternoon
01:04:16 #1030 in Washington.
01:04:17 #1031 Washington?
01:04:18 #1032 In his office at the Pilgrim Hotel.
01:04:19 #1033 Pilgrim Hotel?
01:04:20 #1034 Someone must keep that appointment.
01:04:22 #1035 Someone will, but it won't be the right Baron Montaigne.
01:04:25 #1036 Right.
01:04:26 #1037 Our first move is to get the local police.
01:04:27 #1038 That's it?
01:04:28 #1039 No, you stay here, Miss Montaigne.
01:04:29 #1040 Yeah, you stay here.
01:04:30 #1041 These men are killers.
01:04:31 #1042 Yeah, then I'll stay here, too.
01:04:32 #1043 No, no, no, no.
01:04:33 #1044 Come on.
01:04:34 #1045 Okay.
01:04:35 #1046 If we're not back in 45 minutes, call the police.
01:04:37 #1047 All on.
01:04:38 #1048 Check.
01:04:41 #1049 The Tally Sink police station is the closest.
01:04:43 #1050 Good.
01:04:44 #1051 We'll call from there.
01:04:45 #1052 But the sooner we get this into the hands of the FBI, the better.
01:04:47 #1053 FBI?
01:04:49 #1054 Baron Montaigne's appointment in Washington Wednesday was with the State Department.
01:04:53 #1055 Boy, this thing is dynamite.
01:04:55 #1056 Look, Mr. Collins, just how do you figure in this deal?
01:04:58 #1057 I'm a geologist. I work with Baron Montaigne and San Bemis. In fact, I drew up this map for him.
01:05:04 #1058 It shows the location of a great deposit of cryolite.
01:05:07 #1059 Well, I don't see anything.
01:05:09 #1060 It's in code.
01:05:10 #1061 Oh.
01:05:11 #1062 Yesterday morning, I got a phone call. The voice exactly like Baron Montaigne's.
01:05:14 #1063 Baron Montaise whoever it was said that there had been a change in plans that the land was
01:05:18 #1064 no longer for sale do you realize what that means well not exactly it means that somebody
01:05:23 #1065 some other government perhaps is after that cryolite cryolite huh well we can't let him
01:05:32 #1066 get it what's cryolite right it's an all containing cryptobar cryptobar all well we can't let
01:05:40 #1067 him get that. What's cryptobar sauce of uranium and what
01:05:46 #1068 uranium all well now I got you I read Buck Rogers to you know
01:05:49 #1069 uranium must be that right front come on you know I had a hunch this thing was much bigger
01:06:02 #1070 and it looked that's funny it's okay. Come on hey hey Mr Collins we're here
01:06:21 #1071 I'm sorry.
01:06:22 #1072 Mr. Collins.
01:06:23 #1073 Mr. What?
01:06:24 #1074 Blood.
01:06:25 #1075 And it ain't mine.
01:06:26 #1076 It's red.
01:06:27 #1077 Keep cool, Ronnie.
01:06:28 #1078 Ronnie, keep cool.
01:06:29 #1079 The murder weapon.
01:06:30 #1080 Yeah.
01:06:31 #1081 Pardon me.
01:06:32 #1082 Huh?
01:06:33 #1083 Find the owner of this gun and you've got the killer.
01:06:38 #1084 Yeah.
01:06:39 #1085 Yeah, it's mine.
01:06:40 #1086 Yeah, my gun.
01:06:41 #1087 My gun.
01:06:42 #1088 Oh.
01:06:43 #1089 It's got my fingerprints on it.
01:06:44 #1090 I don't care if she has got a girlfriend.
01:06:48 #1091 I'm going home and hit the hay.
01:06:50 #1092 I just don't go for any blind dates.
01:06:52 #1093 I'd rather be caught dead.
01:06:54 #1094 I'd rather be caught...
01:06:56 #1095 Well, okay, call her up.
01:06:57 #1096 Call her up! Good.
01:06:59 #1097 Hey, you.
01:07:08 #1098 Who me?
01:07:10 #1099 You don't expect to get away with this, do you?
01:07:12 #1100 But I tell you, I didn't do it. I didn't do it.
01:07:14 #1101 Of course you didn't do it.
01:07:15 #1102 This fire hydrant just snaked up on you, huh?
01:07:18 #1103 Oh, that. Oh, yeah.
01:07:20 #1104 Let me see your driver's license.
01:07:22 #1105 Yeah, but you got me all wrong, officer.
01:07:23 #1106 This isn't my car.
01:07:25 #1107 Oh, it isn't, huh?
01:07:26 #1108 No, I don't drive. I drink a lot.
01:07:27 #1109 I get nosebleeds and...
01:07:28 #1110 And what are you doing here?
01:07:29 #1111 Well, I was just cleaning. I'm trying to roll that drunk.
01:07:31 #1112 Oh, no, I wouldn't think of it. How far could I roll him?
01:07:34 #1113 Besides, some of my best friends are drunks.
01:07:37 #1114 I was just... Well, I've got to go now. It's been fun.
01:07:41 #1115 Not too fast. It looks suspicious.
01:07:43 #1116 So long. It's been fun.
01:07:45 #1117 Stop saying that.
01:07:46 #1118 Well, goodbye now. I got to run now.
01:07:49 #1119 I...
01:07:51 #1120 Sorry to follow.
01:07:53 #1121 Hey. Hey, stop right there.
01:07:58 #1122 Oh, that takes care of him.
01:08:14 #1123 He's a real help to us, that boy.
01:08:16 #1124 What about the girl?
01:08:17 #1125 Carlotta's no problem.
01:08:19 #1126 We have the map.
01:08:23 #1127 Told Carlotta they'd rubbed out Collins and was quite a blow.
01:08:26 #1128 But the kid bounced back like a rubber ball.
01:08:29 #1129 A nice, soft rubber ball.
01:08:31 #1130 Too bad I wasn't in the mood to play catch.
01:08:33 #1131 I was in for keeps now.
01:08:35 #1132 Ronnie Jackson wanted for murder.
01:08:37 #1133 Well, if we were gonna save the Dolls Uncle
01:08:39 #1134 and Mrs. Jackson's boy Ronnie,
01:08:41 #1135 we had to get something on that gang.
01:08:43 #1136 That meant our next stop had to be Washington.
01:08:45 #1137 But we needed dough to get there and little Carlotta came through.
01:08:48 #1138 We got the last two seats on a plane headed east,
01:08:51 #1139 and by midnight we were playing tag with the Rockies.
01:08:54 #1140 Carlotta was very sweet. She looked after me like a mother.
01:08:57 #1141 I guess she wanted to make sure I didn't get away.
01:09:00 #1142 And for a disguise, I was wearing a 10 o'clock shadow.
01:09:03 #1143 I had to play it cagey. The only thing that bothered me was the altitude.
01:09:07 #1144 I knew it would get me. I get air sick when I step on a thick carpet.
01:09:11 #1145 We hit Washington about noon the next day,
01:09:14 #1146 and we grabbed a cab for the Pilgrim Hotel.
01:09:17 #1147 Now this was the end of the ride, the payoff.
01:09:20 #1148 Ronnie Jackson versus Mint Julep Montague.
01:09:22 #1149 My brain pitted against his.
01:09:25 #1150 Yeah, he had the brain and I had the pit.
01:09:35 #1151 Suppose they haven't gone a-roll near my uncle's suite.
01:09:37 #1152 You just toss that smile at him, honey.
01:09:39 #1153 He'll give us the joint.
01:09:40 #1154 Thanks, Ronnie.
01:09:41 #1155 Look.
01:09:45 #1156 Nice to see you again, Barron.
01:09:46 #1157 Thank you.
01:09:48 #1158 We went ahead.
01:09:51 #1159 I guess old Shortland bread joins him later.
01:09:54 #1160 I'll see about that room.
01:09:56 #1161 Say, but we'd like to talk to you about getting...
01:09:57 #1162 Well, Ma'am, please, pardon me.
01:09:58 #1163 Can you tell me the number of Baron Montes, sweet?
01:10:01 #1164 Sorry, he's out of town.
01:10:02 #1165 Oh, I'm Mr. Dawson of the State Department.
01:10:06 #1166 Oh, yes, he's expecting you. Sweet 14 C. Thank you.
01:10:12 #1167 Yes?
01:10:13 #1168 Oh, we'd like a room, please. Something on the 14th floor.
01:10:15 #1169 Sorry, we have another thing.
01:10:16 #1170 Say, what about those rooms by Hannesley and McCoy? And Kelly. And Schoes.
01:10:20 #1171 Oh, yes. Will you please register?
01:10:23 #1172 I thought you said you didn't have a room.
01:10:25 #1173 Well, you see, if you were with the convention, I could...
01:10:28 #1174 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Where were the convention?
01:10:30 #1175 Well, you certainly don't look like a detective.
01:10:32 #1176 Oh, well, isn't...
01:10:34 #1177 Well, I'm not exactly a detective. I'm more of a stool pigeon.
01:10:45 #1178 They're at the other hotel, see, and I'm like,
01:10:48 #1179 Well, look, we must be off, old boy.
01:10:57 #1180 Chidio, Pip-Pip, top hole and all that sort of rot.
01:10:59 #1181 sort of rot come Deborah come yes we mustn't be late to tea now I hate soggy
01:11:04 #1182 comfort you know so do I step up up
01:11:06 #1183 goodbye Jeff
01:11:07 #1184 yes read all about it police capture killer they got me New York gang slayer jail
01:11:17 #1185 it's a New York murder he's yelling about
01:11:20 #1186 oh yeah sure and I'm just a San Francisco murder
01:11:22 #1187 I don't know how much more of this I can take you've had me in hot water so long I
01:11:26 #1188 I feel like a tea bag. Why don't you quit I can take it from here. Oh sure now that
01:11:30 #1189 she got me over a barrel now that I'm wanted for murder for murder. You want me to quit
01:11:35 #1190 huh let me. Did you hear that bell ring what they just rang for ice water and 14 C and
01:11:45 #1191 who do you think is going to bring it up. My. Chambermaid. Hey Mr. Dawson.
01:12:07 #1192 Mr. Dawson. I would talk to you. It's all right Major Montague.
01:12:11 #1193 Give me a hand with these bags.
01:12:13 #1194 No, but this ice water, there's a blonde and 14A who's on fire.
01:12:16 #1195 Cut the comedy and get these bags.
01:12:18 #1196 This is an emergency, she says.
01:12:20 #1197 Come on.
01:12:21 #1198 Okay, so they drop me off.
01:12:23 #1199 Don't push me around.
01:12:25 #1200 My dues are paid too, you know.
01:12:30 #1201 All right, all right.
01:12:32 #1202 Let's go.
01:12:33 #1203 Oh, boy.
01:12:38 #1204 You?
01:12:39 #1205 Yeah?
01:12:43 #1206 That portfolio...
01:12:44 #1207 The office is in there, Simon.
01:12:45 #1208 Yeah, they put the bags in that room in the portfolio in the office.
01:12:48 #1209 They put the bags in that room and the portfolio in the office.
01:12:56 #1210 Hey, Baron, how was your busy?
01:12:57 #1211 I handled Mr. Dawson beautifully.
01:13:01 #1212 Nice having you with us again, Baron Montaigne.
01:13:03 #1213 Would you be in Washington alone?
01:13:05 #1214 Not alone, in a few days, perhaps.
01:13:08 #1215 Let me tell you about Dawson.
01:13:09 #1216 Not now. We'll be alone.
01:13:12 #1217 Would you like me to open the window for you?
01:13:14 #1218 No, no, it's quite all right. Thank you.
01:13:16 #1219 Yes, Baron. Oh, boy!
01:13:23 #1220 Oh, boy!
01:13:25 #1221 Coming, coming!
01:13:26 #1222 Yes, sir.
01:13:28 #1223 Will that be all, sir?
01:13:30 #1224 That's all, thank you.
01:13:32 #1225 And the other boy, just a minute, your man.
01:13:35 #1226 Give this to your friend.
01:13:39 #1227 Oh, thank you, sir.
01:13:40 #1228 Hey, okay, sucker.
01:13:49 #1229 I tell you.
01:14:03 #1230 Not kid's man.
01:14:04 #1231 He's never proud of anybody.
01:14:06 #1232 Barron's a stubborn old man.
01:14:38 #1233 He still hasn't talked.
01:14:40 #1234 He pretends he doesn't know the code.
01:14:44 #1235 Give me that.
01:14:46 #1236 Well, if it ain't jumpy...
01:14:59 #1237 Shh!
01:15:00 #1238 Look, Willie, we're friends pals, remember?
01:15:03 #1239 Sure. I like you.
01:15:05 #1240 Here, let's go tell the fellas.
01:15:07 #1241 No, Willie, no, they'd ruin everything.
01:15:09 #1242 Shh, we're friends. Let's be alone.
01:15:11 #1243 Here, have some walnuts.
01:15:13 #1244 Are them yours?
01:15:14 #1245 Let's slip this into your pocket.
01:15:15 #1246 Geez, thanks.
01:15:16 #1247 You know, I like walnuts better than almost anything.
01:15:22 #1248 Yes, I'm leeching.
01:15:23 #1249 You know who I just seen?
01:16:12 #1250 Shh!
01:16:13 #1251 At least the part that's in code.
01:16:15 #1252 What are you doing?
01:16:20 #1253 Cracking nuts.
01:16:21 #1254 Guess who gave him to me?
01:16:23 #1255 Oh, sit down.
01:16:24 #1256 He was right outside.
01:16:25 #1257 Stop interrupting.
01:16:26 #1258 But I just want to...
01:16:27 #1259 Shut up.
01:16:29 #1260 That ain't no nice way to talk to a person.
01:16:32 #1261 All right, just for that, I'll keep quiet.
01:16:37 #1262 Any luck?
01:16:43 #1263 Oh!
01:16:45 #1264 Thought you looked a little thin.
01:16:47 #1265 Anything in the portfolio?
01:16:48 #1266 Just this.
01:16:49 #1267 They're too smart to put anything on paper.
01:16:51 #1268 Uh-huh.
01:16:52 #1269 I'd go out and shoot it out for them,
01:16:54 #1270 with them but it's so messy I've looked all through the filing cabinet we got to get
01:16:59 #1271 something on baby or we're dead ducks gotta get something on baby I said that
01:17:06 #1272 hey what is it that's a recording machine that repeats what you say you know
01:17:13 #1273 for a guy too fat to hold a secretary in his lap you know how to work it sure you
01:17:17 #1274 just speak into this mic and make a record that's it that's what you work
01:17:21 #1275 the machine I'll get them to talk this is one of the best ideas I ever had
01:17:26 #1276 Marvelous what you can do when you think.
01:17:29 #1277 Okay, wait a minute.
01:17:36 #1278 What goes out?
01:17:37 #1279 I don't know, it came from me.
01:17:40 #1280 Well, call Water.
01:17:55 #1281 A chambermaid now, huh?
01:17:57 #1282 You see, she's dangerous. We've got to get rid of her.
01:17:59 #1283 Oh, let her go, kid. We don't want any trouble here.
01:18:02 #1284 But that's no trouble. I put her in a trunk and sent her to my brother in California.
01:18:06 #1285 I said let her go.
01:18:08 #1286 All right, Chris.
01:18:10 #1287 Will you handle this?
01:18:12 #1288 Sit down, Colorado. Sit down. Sit down.
01:18:15 #1289 Whatever happened to your friend, uh...
01:18:17 #1290 What was her name, Mr. Jackson?
01:18:19 #1291 That fool. That Embersill.
01:18:21 #1292 He never knew when to keep his mouth shut.
01:18:23 #1293 And you were too smart for him.
01:18:26 #1294 Now I'm alone in two weeks to fight any longer.
01:18:31 #1295 Well, there's really nothing to fight about, honey.
01:18:34 #1296 Yeah, I'll show you what I mean.
01:18:36 #1297 Colorado, I once made you a mighty generous offer concerning this.
01:18:40 #1298 than this.
01:18:44 #1299 The map?
01:18:45 #1300 Yes, the map.
01:18:47 #1301 Now, I'm repeating that over.
01:18:50 #1302 There seems to be something missing here, the code.
01:18:53 #1303 You get me the code to the uranium deposits in San Dimas,
01:18:57 #1304 and I'll let you both go.
01:18:59 #1305 You mean my uncle and me?
01:19:01 #1306 Yes.
01:19:02 #1307 I see.
01:19:04 #1308 Otherwise?
01:19:05 #1309 Well, you know what we did to Mr. Collins.
01:19:09 #1310 What do you mean we?
01:19:10 #1311 I did.
01:19:11 #1312 Always belittling me.
01:19:13 #1313 When I do a job, I do it.
01:19:15 #1314 I don't think we ought to waste time.
01:19:17 #1315 I'll get in between ourselves. Excuse me.
01:19:19 #1316 All right.
01:19:21 #1317 Well, I...
01:19:22 #1318 I'll get to take it over for a minute.
01:19:24 #1319 It's a very big decision.
01:19:26 #1320 I don't like to be kept waiting, girl.
01:19:28 #1321 No, we don't.
01:19:30 #1322 Did you hair make a lot of?
01:19:32 #1323 Well, did you really kill Mr. Collins?
01:19:37 #1324 Well, who do you think did it?
01:19:39 #1325 That baby photographer? That phony detective, huh?
01:19:42 #1326 How do you like that?
01:19:43 #1327 Such a neat job, an artistic job, and she thinks an amateur did it.
01:19:48 #1328 Yes, yes. Stop taking boughs.
01:19:50 #1329 I'm not taking any boughs.
01:19:51 #1330 I'm still waiting, Colletta. Did you hear me?
01:19:57 #1331 Kisnet, I can't believe that you killed Mr. Collins.
01:20:01 #1332 But I did! I killed him! I killed him! I killed him!
01:20:04 #1333 How often do I have to see?
01:20:06 #1334 That doesn't... That doesn't...
01:20:08 #1335 Stick him up! Stick him up!
01:20:10 #1336 Ah!
01:20:11 #1337 Easy cuddles, one moving you're a dead midget.
01:20:14 #1338 Didn't recognize me, huh?
01:20:16 #1339 Give me that map. Come here, baby.
01:20:18 #1340 You'll have it'll be in the crossfire.
01:20:20 #1341 Now get your friends in here.
01:20:22 #1342 Hurry up, or I'll fill you so full of holes
01:20:24 #1343 you'll look like a fat clarinet.
01:20:26 #1344 Come on, get them in here. Get back there.
01:20:28 #1345 Make it snappy.
01:20:30 #1346 Nice work, baby.
01:20:31 #1347 All right, boys. You can come in now.
01:20:34 #1348 Come on.
01:20:36 #1349 All right, yeah.
01:20:37 #1350 Come on. Easy does it, fellas.
01:20:39 #1351 I got a bullet in here for each of you.
01:20:41 #1352 And one left over in case I can still hear breeding.
01:20:44 #1353 You know those dicks downstairs?
01:20:46 #1354 Tell them I'm giving a little party in 14C.
01:20:48 #1355 Hurry.
01:20:50 #1356 Would you be all right? All right.
01:20:51 #1357 This is my type of work.
01:20:53 #1358 Line up against the wall. Hurry up.
01:20:55 #1359 I got you covered.
01:20:57 #1360 Back up all of you.
01:21:01 #1361 I said back up.
01:21:02 #1362 OK, then I'll back up. Now come on, fellas.
01:21:08 #1363 Be sensible.
01:21:09 #1364 At least you can do it.
01:21:10 #1365 Put your hands up.
01:21:11 #1366 Oh!
01:21:12 #1367 Ah-ha!
01:21:14 #1368 Why did I think of that before?
01:21:16 #1369 Huh?
01:21:17 #1370 See this record?
01:21:18 #1371 It's a little swing number.
01:21:20 #1372 And you guys are gonna do the swinging.
01:21:22 #1373 Will it?
01:21:24 #1374 What about Willie?
01:21:25 #1375 Give it to me, show me.
01:21:27 #1376 Daddy Walnuts, I don't want to hurt you.
01:21:29 #1377 Why you coward?
01:21:32 #1378 Using your feet, huh?
01:21:34 #1379 Sorry.
01:21:35 #1380 Get after him.
01:21:40 #1381 You come one step closer and I'll break this record into a thousand pieces.
01:21:46 #1382 pieces. Wait a minute, whose side am I on?
01:21:49 #1383 Please, fellas, I can't go any higher in the ceiling. I'll blow my top.
01:21:53 #1384 Get him down when I get the record.
01:21:54 #1385 Ah, no itchy nuts.
01:21:56 #1386 Oh, wait a minute, Jim, the body... What's up?
01:21:58 #1387 What are you doing?
01:22:00 #1388 Aha! Ray Malan's been here.
01:22:02 #1389 He's a killer, Jim.
01:22:03 #1390 I hate to do this, Willie.
01:22:09 #1391 I'm Lieutenant Hennessy.
01:22:14 #1392 Oh, Lieutenant. Oh, boy.
01:22:16 #1393 Am I glad to see you.
01:22:17 #1394 Arrest that man. He's a crook and a murderer. They're all murderers.
01:22:20 #1395 Oh, say bye. Are you all right? Yeah, thanks.
01:22:23 #1396 You got here just in time. What is this?
01:22:25 #1397 Well, the young fellow's a little mixed up, officer.
01:22:27 #1398 I want you all to meet Ronnie Jackson, who's
01:22:29 #1399 wanted by the state of California for the murder
01:22:31 #1400 of one James Collins.
01:22:32 #1401 Just a minute.
01:22:33 #1402 You listen to that record, and you'll see who killed James Collins.
01:22:36 #1403 Yeah, get the record. We'll play it. Who's who? Lock the door.
01:22:39 #1404 Play it.
01:22:40 #1405 Come watch. Listen to this. Come here. Stay here, Jim. Yes, sir.
01:22:43 #1406 He's mad.
01:22:44 #1407 Paul, I'll show you.
01:22:48 #1408 I'll fix these characters.
01:22:49 #1409 The man's plum crazy. Wait, you hear this?
01:22:51 #1410 I'll send all these guys to the cooler.
01:22:52 #1411 That's right, Ronnie.
01:22:53 #1412 You may be having detectives convention, but I've been doing a little sleuthing myself in the modern way with a recording machine.
01:22:58 #1413 Need any help?
01:22:59 #1414 Give me that record. Back away, Gremlin.
01:23:01 #1415 All right.
01:23:02 #1416 Gentlemen, the record you're about to hear not only clears me of a murder charge, but also exposes a tremendous international conspiracy.
01:23:08 #1417 A conspiracy, gentlemen, which seeks to destroy civilization. Listen.
01:23:13 #1418 He says murder, he says. Every time we kiss, he says murder, he says. At a time like this, he says murder, he says.
01:23:19 #1419 He says the language of murder.
01:23:21 #1420 No, this isn't the record. I've been framed. They switched the records. I'm on but no wait a minute if I
01:23:28 #1421 Similar before you take him away in that pocket. He has something that belongs to me. Give me that map
01:23:34 #1422 But it's not his it's the Baron Montes ask her ask a lot of
01:23:41 #1423 Let's go killer. Well, that's about it
01:23:58 #1424 You know the rest quick trial
01:24:01 #1425 Carlotta never showing up
01:24:03 #1426 Nice deal. Women.
01:24:05 #1427 Hey! Reminds me.
01:24:09 #1428 Yeah, we're late.
01:24:10 #1429 You're late. In about five minutes I'll be the late Ronnie Jackson.
01:24:13 #1430 Better get going.
01:24:14 #1431 We got tickets for this thing.
01:24:16 #1432 Oh, my.
01:24:17 #1433 Remember, I'm doing this without a rehearsal.
01:24:19 #1434 It's had too tight. Can you breathe?
01:24:24 #1435 What's the difference?
01:24:25 #1436 What is this thing, Doc?
01:24:26 #1437 That is the step-scope.
01:24:28 #1438 Step-scope?
01:24:30 #1439 Still beating it.
01:24:32 #1440 Any news from the governor?
01:24:38 #1441 Open up.
01:24:40 #1442 Come here son. You and I are going to take a little walk.
01:24:46 #1443 Study Jackson. Now I lay me down asleep.
01:25:03 #1444 Oh, they got you too.
01:25:07 #1445 You look alive.
01:25:10 #1446 Yes.
01:25:11 #1447 Where are we?
01:25:13 #1448 Well, look. Carlotta! Carlotta!
01:25:16 #1449 You double crosser, why didn't you come to my trial? Where have you been?
01:25:19 #1450 Johnny, Johnny, you're free.
01:25:21 #1451 I'm free?
01:25:23 #1452 But how? Who did it?
01:25:27 #1453 You did. With your own little keyhole camera.
01:25:30 #1454 Look, Sam got this from Mrs. Spong and he claims the rest was just routine.
01:25:34 #1455 My keyhole shot of the phony Baron.
01:25:36 #1456 So you're the McCoy.
01:25:38 #1457 You know, man, I want to thank you for saving my life.
01:25:40 #1458 Oh, it was nothing. And I did it.
01:25:42 #1459 I knew I had it in me.
01:25:44 #1460 Hey, maybe I was supposed to be a detective, huh?
01:25:47 #1461 Yeah, that's it. Ronnie Jackson, the private eye.
01:25:50 #1462 No, Ronnie. No.
01:25:52 #1463 I think you better stick to taking baby pictures.
01:25:54 #1464 Oh, I forgot to tell the executioner it's all over.
01:25:58 #1465 Harry!
01:25:59 #1466 It's all off.
01:26:01 #1467 All off?
01:26:02 #1468 Yes.
01:26:05 #1469 Well, he'll take any kind of a part.