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00:00:00 #1 Well, you know, honey, we can't even get married unless this merger goes through.
00:01:32 #2 Oh, Gordie, I will be careful, darling.
00:01:35 #3 That's right.
00:01:36 #4 I will, because it means so much to me as much as you, darling.
00:01:39 #5 But I'm not afraid of Mr. Fork.
00:01:42 #6 He's just an old dog that probably barks, but never bites.
00:01:45 #7 Well, I wouldn't count on him.
00:01:47 #8 I'm going to be very nice and entertaining, but I'm going to be firm.
00:01:51 #9 Well, uh...
00:01:52 #10 You probably don't know it, darling, but all men are really nothing but children.
00:01:55 #11 I know, dear.
00:01:56 #12 So is Mr. Bob.
00:01:58 #13 Oh, there they are.
00:01:59 #14 Now, now please be careful, Dulce, come on.
00:02:02 #15 This is from, oh, that's too bad.
00:02:16 #16 Well, I've already raised reservations for you
00:02:18 #17 and they're quiet out in town in the bush. Now, hey.
00:02:20 #18 Howdy, dear Mr. Bob.
00:02:21 #19 This is very unusual weather for California.
00:02:23 #20 I hear everything out here is unusual.
00:02:25 #21 Oh, yes, it is.
00:02:27 #22 Now, last week, Los Carlos of Avocados
00:02:31 #23 made the sunshine.
00:02:34 #24 And all our orange juice are as sweet as honey.
00:02:38 #25 And our lemon fruit is biggest football. Dulce. And that is no.
00:02:41 #26 It's raining.
00:02:42 #27 All right.
00:02:43 #28 Come on, Mr. Ford.
00:02:44 #29 I'll put you in the car right this way.
00:02:46 #30 Oh, this is not a road, though.
00:02:57 #31 Well now, Mr. Ford, just in case you get a climate,
00:02:59 #32 why call me up and we'll go over the merger details.
00:03:02 #33 You know, I'm ready to talk business whenever you are.
00:03:04 #34 You know, Bob, there's no hurry about that.
00:03:06 #35 I didn't come out here for any political business,
00:03:08 #36 but to get a complete rest.
00:03:10 #37 Oh, yes.
00:03:12 #38 How nice.
00:03:13 #39 Now, you think Angela and Mr. Ford now
00:03:15 #40 are the only kids?
00:03:16 #41 But, I...
00:03:20 #42 Why not?
00:03:21 #43 He'll be just like killing two birds with one stone. Well, well, well.
00:03:25 #44 Now, now, Mr. Morve, that's his remote.
00:03:26 #45 Take no for an answer.
00:03:28 #46 I don't really sound like Mr. Morve.
00:03:30 #47 May we take a photograph?
00:03:31 #48 Oh, if you have to, we'll take a snorkel.
00:03:34 #49 I know.
00:03:35 #50 Well, you better step back.
00:03:54 #51 Thank you.
00:04:34 #52 Won't stop playing, Mr. Pound.
00:04:35 #53 I won't change these dirty pants until you stop calling me
00:04:38 #54 Willie and call me Bill.
00:04:39 #55 Oh, what has that got to do with the four?
00:04:49 #56 A few more roses in the hall, I think.
00:04:50 #57 I think we can sell a few more roses in the hall,
00:04:52 #58 I think.
00:05:00 #59 Some night he's gonna chloroform all of us.
00:05:02 #60 Well, you're always complaining you can't sleep.
00:05:05 #61 The one on you, the white man.
00:05:13 #62 Oh, you understand?
00:05:19 #63 Now when they come in, you walk up to them and say,
00:05:22 #64 Good evening.
00:05:23 #65 May I take your hat and coat?
00:05:25 #66 Will you please step this way?
00:05:27 #67 I'll call Miss Parker immediately.
00:05:29 #68 You see?
00:05:30 #69 Yes, ma'am.
00:05:32 #70 When he comes through the door,
00:05:33 #71 I go up to them and I say,
00:05:35 #72 Good evening.
00:05:36 #73 May I take your hat and coat?
00:05:38 #74 Will you please step this way?
00:05:40 #75 I'll call Miss Parker immediately.
00:05:42 #76 Oh, that's very good, Captain.
00:05:45 #77 Oh, Miss Parker.
00:05:46 #78 Will you please step this way?
00:05:48 #79 Will you?
00:05:52 #80 Oh, I'd like to get in.
00:05:57 #81 Oh, what a face.
00:06:03 #82 Say, he's new, isn't he?
00:06:05 #83 He's an escaped convict.
00:06:07 #84 He's a what?
00:06:08 #85 Well, he's on probation.
00:06:10 #86 The Forbes coming and he's an ex-convict.
00:06:17 #87 Oh, he just had a little misunderstanding
00:06:19 #88 with the police, that's all.
00:06:21 #89 But Dulcey went to see his wife and family and felt pretty badly over it
00:06:24 #90 and promised the judge to give him the job.
00:06:28 #91 Oh no, Dulcey dear, I...
00:06:30 #92 Oh no dear, I know how tender hearted you are and I love you for it.
00:06:33 #93 But to have this man here with the Forbes coming, that's no good.
00:06:37 #94 Oh but mistakes will happen in the best ventilated family.
00:06:41 #95 Yes I know, but listen dear, now...
00:06:45 #96 Oh I always say, every crowd has its overlining.
00:06:49 #97 So has Kirk and besides, he's promised to report everything he does to the probation officer.
00:06:56 #98 You're sure he has no secrets?
00:06:59 #99 Oh, will you shut your big mouth?
00:07:01 #100 Oh, Gordon, darling, you know, many a clean heart flutters beneath a dirty shirt.
00:07:16 #101 Oh, Gordon, don't you love the way I fix the room?
00:07:23 #102 Well, maybe Forbes doesn't like flowers.
00:07:26 #103 Oh, nonsense. He loves them.
00:07:28 #104 And so, Mrs...
00:07:30 #105 Give me that.
00:07:32 #106 Say, Delcey...
00:07:34 #107 Delcey, you haven't invited anybody else, have you?
00:07:37 #108 No.
00:07:39 #109 Not exactly.
00:07:42 #110 Say, you either invite people or you don't.
00:07:45 #111 What do you think?
00:07:46 #112 Mrs Harper was acquitted.
00:07:48 #113 I always say, if a woman is good-looking,
00:07:50 #114 no jury on earth can ever convict her.
00:07:52 #115 Delcey, who else is coming?
00:07:54 #116 Demonstration that lasts 15 minutes.
00:07:56 #117 Please, please, please, Mrs Harper.
00:07:57 #118 Don't see who else is coming.
00:08:01 #119 You'll never guess.
00:08:02 #120 I don't want to guess. I want to know.
00:08:05 #121 There he is now.
00:08:06 #122 I found a way, didn't you?
00:08:38 #123 You're just like me.
00:08:39 #124 You've got a bump of luck.
00:08:41 #125 Well, I hope you don't mind my practicing on your lawn,
00:08:44 #126 but I'm crazy about golf.
00:08:46 #127 Golf and beautiful women.
00:08:50 #128 Oh, Mr. Van Dyke.
00:08:51 #129 You say such funny things.
00:08:53 #130 Oh, well, this is Gordon Smith Night Biance. I do.
00:08:57 #131 What did you do about him, you remember?
00:08:58 #132 How do you do?
00:08:59 #133 Oh, well.
00:09:01 #134 And my brother Willie.
00:09:02 #135 How do you do?
00:09:04 #136 Won't you come inside, Mr. Van Dyke?
00:09:07 #137 A lovely place you've got here, Miss Parker.
00:09:10 #138 Oh, but it's really only a shack.
00:09:12 #139 But I always say there's no place like home, is there?
00:09:16 #140 Well, I've never heard it put quite that way before,
00:09:18 #141 but you're certainly right.
00:09:20 #142 There's no place like home.
00:09:22 #143 Oh, Perkins, show Mr. Van Dyke's luggage to the ocean blue room.
00:09:25 #144 Oh, Mr. Van Dyke, Perkins is going to show your luggage to the Ocean Blue Room,
00:09:30 #145 in case you care to wash up.
00:09:33 #146 Well, I won't wash up, but I will go upstairs.
00:09:36 #147 Thank you.
00:09:45 #148 You're welcome.
00:09:46 #149 You know, having this man here with Forbes coming, how do you know it's going to work out?
00:10:05 #150 Oh, but it will.
00:10:06 #151 He owns all kinds of things.
00:10:08 #152 Railroads, railroads?
00:10:11 #153 I think some of them are railroads.
00:10:13 #154 Well, anyway, you'll help entertain Mr. Forbes.
00:10:15 #155 Oh, now, Delcy, dear, now you shouldn't have asked him.
00:10:17 #156 You know, with the Forbes coming with all it means to me or to us.
00:10:20 #157 Oh, hello. I'm Vincent Bleach.
00:10:27 #158 I'm Joe Bleach.
00:10:29 #159 When they come to the door, I go after them and I say,
00:10:33 #160 Good evening. May I take your hat and coat?
00:10:36 #161 Will you please step this way?
00:10:38 #162 I'll call Miss Parker immediately.
00:10:40 #163 Well, here you are, Mr. Bleach.
00:10:42 #164 Oh, dear, lady. Am I early?
00:10:45 #165 Am I early?
00:10:47 #166 Well, you know, the early worm always gets the birds.
00:10:52 #167 This is Mr. Leach.
00:10:56 #168 How do you do?
00:10:59 #169 And my brother Willie.
00:11:02 #170 And Parker. Will you?
00:11:04 #171 How do you do?
00:11:05 #172 Perkins, take Mr. Leach's luggage to the now-green room.
00:11:09 #173 Hey, Mr. Leach.
00:11:13 #174 I'll be there.
00:11:14 #175 Hey, Daddy.
00:11:17 #176 She's been reading Vanity Fair again.
00:11:22 #177 Who's he?
00:11:24 #178 Oh, isn't he wonderful?
00:11:26 #179 Pretty deathness.
00:11:34 #180 I don't know. Who is that man?
00:11:37 #181 Well, do you think that this one ought to go over here?
00:11:40 #182 Delcy, who is that man?
00:11:42 #183 And this one over there. Vincent?
00:11:49 #184 Vincent Leach, Goose. Goose?
00:11:51 #185 No, Leach.
00:11:54 #186 He's a great scenario writer.
00:11:58 #187 And there's a secret about him.
00:12:00 #188 Yeah, I'll bet there is.
00:12:02 #189 Oh, Delcy, will you...
00:12:06 #190 Will you please stop playing with those flowers and come over here and talk to me?
00:12:10 #191 Just a moment, darling. I always say there's a time to misplace everything.
00:12:21 #192 There. There.
00:12:26 #193 Now, Delcy, why do you want to have this fellow leech here with the forms?
00:12:30 #194 Van Dyke may be all right, but...
00:12:32 #195 Oh, that's the secret.
00:12:35 #196 Yes, but I don't like secrets. This isn't a game.
00:12:39 #197 Well, then, Vincent and Angela, like each other.
00:12:45 #198 Oh, I thought you told me that Bill was sweet on her.
00:12:48 #199 Oh, that was a long time ago when we lived in Connecticut.
00:12:52 #200 That was long before he met you.
00:12:56 #201 So I invited Vincent and Angela down for the whole weekend
00:13:00 #202 so he could meet a parent.
00:13:02 #203 And you never can tell what will happen.
00:13:07 #204 Well, but, Delcey, why do you want to match Leech with Angela Forbes?
00:13:12 #205 Don't you know?
00:13:13 #206 No.
00:13:14 #207 Can't you guess?
00:13:16 #208 No.
00:13:17 #209 Well then, if Angela likes Vincent...
00:13:22 #210 Yes?
00:13:23 #211 ...and I fix it.
00:13:25 #212 Well?
00:13:26 #213 ...age, don't we?
00:13:30 #214 Oh, now, Delcy.
00:13:31 #215 Oh, no, no, no.
00:13:32 #216 But that makes Mr. Paul so good to the third of the business.
00:13:38 #217 Now, Delcy, now you promised me that if I let you invite the Forbes down here
00:13:41 #218 that you wouldn't interfere.
00:13:42 #219 And now, to greet them, look what you've got.
00:13:44 #220 An ex-convict for a butler.
00:13:46 #221 A golf fanatic.
00:13:47 #222 An idiot of a scenario writer who's going to make love to Forbes' daughter
00:13:51 #223 under your very roof.
00:13:52 #224 Well, what a setting for my business with fours.
00:13:54 #225 Oh, boy.
00:13:56 #226 You made a fool of no sir.
00:14:16 #227 What do you mean exonerated?
00:14:18 #228 You're the best.
00:14:30 #229 I can.
00:14:31 #230 Well, you're not being exonerated.
00:14:36 #231 You're exiled.
00:14:38 #232 Oh, no, Dulce, don't cry, honey.
00:14:40 #233 No, you know I love you.
00:14:42 #234 Why, Dulce, if it weren't for you,
00:14:44 #235 I couldn't go on working every day as I do.
00:14:47 #236 You're really helping me all the time
00:14:49 #237 by just being you.
00:14:52 #238 Oh, Gordy. I know I've done some silly things.
00:14:55 #239 But when I marry you, I promise to stand by you?
00:15:08 #240 Yes, yes, but that isn't the point, dear.
00:15:11 #241 No, no, don't you see?
00:15:13 #242 You see, even though I am making the best artificial jewelry that's on the market now,
00:15:18 #243 in my financial condition, if I'm not in on this Forbes merger,
00:15:20 #244 they'll crush me and I'll lose everything.
00:15:23 #245 But, Ford, they're being unfair.
00:15:25 #246 Besides, 16 and 2.3 percent.
00:15:28 #247 What's that funny number?
00:15:30 #248 Why don't they give you a nice even number like 25 or...
00:15:35 #249 Oh, you don't understand.
00:15:40 #250 You know, Gordon, I've come to the conclusion that Delcy must have been adopted by the family.
00:15:45 #251 Oh, shut up, Willie.
00:15:47 #252 Delcy, I've often implored you not to call me Willie, and I now implore you again.
00:15:53 #253 Don't call me Willie. Call me Bill.
00:15:56 #254 When they come in the door, I go up to them and I say,
00:16:06 #255 Good evening. May I take your hat and coat?
00:16:09 #256 Will you please step this way? I'll call Miss Parker immediately.
00:16:13 #257 Well, here you are, Mr. Ford.
00:16:16 #258 You've come to see me at last.
00:16:22 #259 See, we're going to settle this in two minutes in my office.
00:16:25 #260 Of course not.
00:16:26 #261 Did you have a nice ride out from the city, Mr. Ford?
00:16:28 #262 Very pardon.
00:16:29 #263 Orfney pretty, isn't it? California.
00:16:31 #264 Did you come the short way or the long way?
00:16:33 #265 What was that?
00:16:34 #266 the short way or the long way.
00:16:36 #267 Oh, let me see. Do you know, Eleanor?
00:16:38 #268 What, dear?
00:16:39 #269 Miss Parker is just asking if...
00:16:40 #270 Did you come the short way or the long way?
00:16:42 #271 Oh, well, now I'm...
00:16:43 #272 Oh, uh, which way is through Pasadena?
00:16:45 #273 Oh, that's the short way.
00:16:47 #274 Oh, you should have come the long way.
00:16:49 #275 No. Wait a minute.
00:16:51 #276 Yes? No.
00:16:52 #277 Oh, no, that is the long way, isn't it?
00:16:54 #278 Pasadena?
00:16:55 #279 No, that's the short way.
00:16:57 #280 Really doesn't matter.
00:16:58 #281 Oh, of course not.
00:16:59 #282 Both ways are awfully pretty.
00:17:01 #283 Yes, they are.
00:17:02 #284 Well, we'll just make the most beautiful shot right through the bathroom window.
00:17:12 #285 Mr. Van Dyke, Mrs. Forbes.
00:17:17 #286 How do you do?
00:17:19 #287 And Mrs. Forbes.
00:17:21 #288 Mrs. Forbes.
00:17:22 #289 How do you do?
00:17:25 #290 Mr. Skyler Van Dyke of New York City.
00:17:27 #291 See, Roger Forbes?
00:17:28 #292 I'm glad to know you, Mr. Van Dyke.
00:17:30 #293 I believe I know something of your interests.
00:17:33 #294 Well, they are rather large.
00:17:35 #295 In fact, I'm even interested in jewelry in a small way.
00:17:38 #296 jewelry and beautiful women.
00:17:42 #297 You see, Gordy?
00:17:43 #298 What's that?
00:17:44 #299 Oh, nothing. Nothing.
00:17:45 #300 It was just Miss Parker was saying...
00:17:47 #301 Excuse me, Mrs.
00:17:49 #302 But what room will I put these in?
00:17:52 #303 Mrs. Ford,
00:17:54 #304 the breakfast will put your luggage in the shelf,
00:17:56 #305 thank you.
00:17:57 #306 Oh, Mr. Ford,
00:17:58 #307 you're to be in the bridal suite.
00:18:00 #308 What for?
00:18:01 #309 Oh, Mr. Ford.
00:18:03 #310 Well, what do you say, girl?
00:18:04 #311 She'll leave the messed up business.
00:18:06 #312 Would you like to see your room?
00:18:08 #313 Oh, God, darling, you showed it to get them in the ground.
00:18:11 #314 Oh, yes, dear, certainly.
00:18:13 #315 All our vegetables are from our own guns.
00:18:16 #316 Well, now that's most interesting news.
00:18:19 #317 Yes.
00:18:21 #318 Fancy your having a string of real birds.
00:18:45 #319 They're ready for you.
00:19:07 #320 Oh, you don't have to be afraid of me, you know.
00:19:09 #321 No.
00:19:11 #322 No, I'm all over the mumps and my other childhood diseases.
00:19:14 #323 You haven't changed much.
00:19:16 #324 No.
00:19:17 #325 It's just like you to talk amongst the first time we meet.
00:19:21 #326 After we haven't seen each other since.
00:19:23 #327 Well, no, as a matter of fact, I never could understand why you suddenly ditched me, Angela.
00:19:28 #328 You don't understand, Bill, because you have none of the romance in your soul.
00:19:33 #329 Well, no, that's why you're wrong, Angela.
00:19:35 #330 Yeah?
00:19:36 #331 Mm-hmm.
00:19:37 #332 Well, I have any number of dreams stuffed away in my head, but...
00:19:41 #333 Well, I'm just too scared to talk about them at all.
00:19:44 #334 Well, it doesn't matter now anyway.
00:19:47 #335 You see, I'm in love again.
00:19:49 #336 The romantic chap?
00:19:50 #337 I mean, with the chap who talks about romance?
00:19:55 #338 Yes.
00:19:56 #339 Well, then heaven help you and your seven children.
00:19:59 #340 Don't you dare...
00:20:00 #341 Oh, what these are talking to you?
00:20:02 #342 You can't tell her how wonderful she is.
00:20:05 #343 Well, off her feet and carry her away and...
00:20:11 #344 And live unhappily ever after with the garden bill.
00:20:14 #345 There's comfort in mother nature.
00:20:24 #346 See, you know that's most interesting.
00:20:28 #347 That's most interesting.
00:20:29 #348 I suppose on a clear day you can see Catalina.
00:20:32 #349 On a clear day you can see right into the neighbor's windows.
00:20:36 #350 Howdy, good, Mr. Parker.
00:20:37 #351 Eh? What?
00:20:38 #352 Oh, this is Mr. Parker, my prospective brother-in-law.
00:20:41 #353 Oh, yes, yes, yes. I remember you, Mr. Parker.
00:20:45 #354 You used to call on my daughter. Uh-huh. How are you?
00:20:48 #355 Oh, fine, thanks.
00:20:49 #356 I've been reading a lot about you lately. Uh-huh.
00:20:51 #357 I read one of your ads in the paper tonight.
00:20:53 #358 It said you had made the nation, uh, Forbes conscious.
00:20:57 #359 I really believe you have.
00:20:59 #360 Well, say that's good of you to say that.
00:21:02 #361 You know, I really feel that way myself.
00:21:07 #362 Pardon me, will I show Bobby Jones over the lawn, won't you?
00:21:12 #363 Hey, Smith, you know, I like that young man.
00:21:16 #364 There's no nonsense about him.
00:21:17 #365 Well, here we are.
00:21:21 #366 No more business now.
00:21:23 #367 Time to play.
00:21:24 #368 What I like to do is to cut the loose once in a while.
00:21:27 #369 Just be children again.
00:21:29 #370 Don't you, Mrs. Ford?
00:21:30 #371 Oh, yes, away from everything.
00:21:33 #372 Oh, Gordon, why don't you take Missa Ford's and Angela out and show them the garden for dinner?
00:21:37 #373 They haven't seen it yet.
00:21:39 #374 Wouldn't you like to see it in the garden?
00:21:40 #375 Indeed, yes.
00:21:44 #376 Gordon, Gordon.
00:21:45 #377 Yes, yes, certainly dear. I, uh, don't see it.
00:21:48 #378 Oh, I won't.
00:21:52 #379 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:54 #380 It's awfully good of you. I just love vegetables. Yeah.
00:21:59 #381 You sit down, Missa Ford.
00:22:02 #382 Oh, thank you.
00:22:07 #383 You've got the most wonderful day planned out for you tomorrow, Missa Ford.
00:22:11 #384 You're going to play and play and play.
00:22:14 #385 Me? Well, thank you very much, but you know I...
00:22:17 #386 But you're right, don't you?
00:22:19 #387 Yes. You know, I've been having a lot of trouble with my back lately.
00:22:23 #388 Oh, really? Oh, that's too bad.
00:22:26 #389 What you need is exercise.
00:22:28 #390 It would be the finest thing in the world for you.
00:22:30 #391 Now, you ride two hours. The first thing in the week.
00:22:32 #392 Oh, really, Miss Parker, now I...
00:22:34 #393 Oh, you remind me so much of Gordon, that poor darling.
00:22:37 #394 You know, he works so hard, the poor boy.
00:22:42 #395 You know, I don't suppose he's really told you.
00:22:47 #396 But he has lots of other things on hand.
00:22:49 #397 Well, I know he didn't tell me.
00:22:51 #398 Well, you might just as well know.
00:22:53 #399 He didn't know either Jew or he did.
00:22:55 #400 He has lots of other interests too.
00:22:58 #401 What's that?
00:22:59 #402 What is that? He's too much of an interaction to give up all those things to come into the jewelry combination?
00:23:04 #403 And if he only got 16 and 2 thirds a cent, he couldn't afford to give up all his time to it.
00:23:10 #404 No, he'd have to look after his other things too.
00:23:13 #405 And you, Mr. Forbes, would be the looter.
00:23:16 #406 Well, I didn't know that he had any other...
00:23:18 #407 Oh, but he had.
00:23:20 #408 Oh, there's Mr. Leach.
00:23:22 #409 Oh, Gordon! Gordon! Bring Angel in!
00:23:24 #410 Mr. Parker, I...
00:23:25 #411 Having a nice time, Mr. Van Dyke.
00:23:30 #412 Oh, delightful.
00:23:31 #413 We want everybody to have a nice time.
00:23:34 #414 The gentleman's scary is Mr. Vincent Leach.
00:23:43 #415 The great scenario writer.
00:23:45 #416 Oh, Mr. Parker, please.
00:23:46 #417 Mrs. Forbes, Angela's mother.
00:23:48 #418 That mother.
00:23:49 #419 Oh, how do you do?
00:23:51 #420 And Mr. Forbes, her real father.
00:23:53 #421 Mr. Forbes?
00:23:55 #422 And Mr. Van Dyke.
00:23:56 #423 Mr. Van Dyke?
00:23:57 #424 Well...
00:23:58 #425 Look at you.
00:23:59 #426 Mr. Lee, Mr. Forbes, Angela.
00:24:02 #427 Didn't I tell you I had a surprise for you?
00:24:05 #428 Mr. Lee showed us through his studio the other day.
00:24:08 #429 He almost kidnapped your daughter Angela
00:24:10 #430 and made a motion picture star out of her.
00:24:12 #431 Is that so?
00:24:13 #432 We saw his new picture being taken.
00:24:15 #433 Mr. Lee, just a scenario, right?
00:24:17 #434 I can handle your writing.
00:24:19 #435 I beg your pardon, not scenario writer.
00:24:21 #436 Sonority, really.
00:24:22 #437 Oh.
00:24:23 #438 Sonority.
00:24:24 #439 Yes, yes, you see, it's the more modern term.
00:24:26 #440 The sonority of today is far different
00:24:28 #441 from the scenario writer of yesterday.
00:24:29 #442 Mr. Lee says the motion picture business
00:24:32 #443 is still in its infancy.
00:24:33 #444 Oh, it is.
00:24:34 #445 But it's, uh, you know, the possibilities are enormous.
00:24:37 #446 Really, it's a man-sized job.
00:24:39 #447 Of course, you see, that was my experience.
00:24:42 #448 But I kept on and on and on until, well, you see,
00:24:47 #449 What?
00:24:48 #450 Shut up, Willie.
00:24:49 #451 Bill.
00:24:50 #452 I understand that you're trying to write for the pictures, Miss Parker.
00:24:54 #453 Just you keep right on trying.
00:24:56 #454 All of you.
00:24:57 #455 And go and see the pictures.
00:24:58 #456 And see them.
00:25:01 #457 Study them.
00:25:02 #458 Learn how they're made.
00:25:03 #459 Why, the possibilities are enormous.
00:25:07 #460 Oh, yes, they're very big.
00:25:08 #461 You'd be surprised.
00:25:09 #462 You know we're going to do some of Shakespeare's things next?
00:25:12 #463 Shakespeare?
00:25:13 #464 Yes.
00:25:14 #465 Well, Shakespeare Gordon.
00:25:16 #466 Oh, really?
00:25:17 #467 He's going to organize his own company next.
00:25:19 #468 Oh, Shakespeare?
00:25:21 #469 No, Willie.
00:25:21 #470 Mr. Leach.
00:25:23 #471 Oh, the Vincent Leach Productions, Incorporated.
00:25:26 #472 Mr. Van Dyke, I can show you how to do it.
00:25:28 #473 He owns lots of motion-picture companies.
00:25:29 #474 Don't you, Mr. Van Dyke?
00:25:31 #475 Oh, is that so?
00:25:32 #476 Well, I am interested in a small way. Oh, fine.
00:25:36 #477 I'd like to talk to you about it later, Mr. Van Dyke.
00:25:39 #478 And Mr. Forbes, didn't I hear that you were very much
00:25:42 #479 interested in that picnic? No, sir. You did not.
00:25:44 #480 I don't care a damn about pictures.
00:25:48 #481 I beg your pardon, what did you say?
00:25:51 #482 I said I made jewelry.
00:25:53 #483 Oh, jewelry?
00:25:54 #484 Well, of course. That's very necessary too in its weight.
00:26:13 #485 Oh, Mr. D.
00:26:15 #486 Oh, pardon me, yes, sir.
00:26:16 #487 Yes.
00:26:17 #488 Why don't you and Angela go out and see the Lord?
00:26:19 #489 Oh, she can't.
00:26:20 #490 Come on, Vincent.
00:26:22 #491 Oh, do you know I just love to see you
00:26:23 #492 blamed against the glorious lender of a twilight garden?
00:26:27 #493 Oh, oh, oh.
00:26:30 #494 I got it. That man even makes love in subtitles.
00:26:33 #495 Oh, Mrs. Van Dyke.
00:26:37 #496 I'm going for a stroll.
00:26:40 #497 I'll come back. I think.
00:26:43 #498 Now you see. What's wrong? Oh, nothing.
00:26:49 #499 Well, now, maybe we'd all feel better if we had a cocktail. Huh?
00:26:54 #500 Yeah.
00:26:59 #501 You know, this is probably going to be the first weekend party on record
00:27:03 #502 that ended on Friday night.
00:27:04 #503 Oh, oh, Mrs. Forbes.
00:27:07 #504 I do so want this party to be a great success.
00:27:11 #505 You don't know how much it means to me.
00:27:14 #506 Now, now you and Mr. Van Dyke stay here,
00:27:17 #507 and you just have a good time, and, well, I'll go inside.
00:27:22 #508 Gotta go and dress for dinner.
00:27:27 #509 Oh, don't go. I've been wanting to have a talk with you all afternoon.
00:27:30 #510 You have?
00:27:32 #511 I've been hearing all about you.
00:27:33 #512 From whom?
00:27:34 #513 Miss Parker.
00:27:35 #514 She tells me you write poetry.
00:27:37 #515 Oh, I have dashed off a few things.
00:27:39 #516 Oh, that's great.
00:27:40 #517 Would you like to hear something that came to me this afternoon?
00:27:43 #518 My purple soul and I went sailing through the Asia sky.
00:27:48 #519 That's very pretty.
00:27:49 #520 Well, but that isn't all of it.
00:27:50 #521 I know. Come on, sit down. Oh.
00:27:53 #522 You know you've got the most beautiful eyes.
00:27:56 #523 Do you think so?
00:27:57 #524 Oh, you're just playing a game.
00:27:59 #525 Well, do you like games?
00:28:00 #526 Yes, I love games.
00:28:01 #527 Well, I know a wonderful game. You do? You want to play?
00:28:04 #528 It's called guess who.
00:28:06 #529 Guess who?
00:28:07 #530 Yeah, you come on, look, you stand up.
00:28:08 #531 Stand up.
00:28:09 #532 Now you close your eyes.
00:28:10 #533 Close my eyes.
00:28:11 #534 Now bend forward.
00:28:12 #535 Bend forward.
00:28:13 #536 Now don't you look.
00:28:14 #537 And you guess who.
00:28:15 #538 And guess who?
00:28:16 #539 It was you.
00:28:20 #540 Oh, your feet.
00:28:22 #541 Now bend over again.
00:28:23 #542 Oh, no, I don't want to play anymore.
00:28:24 #543 Oh, no, look.
00:28:25 #544 I'll see you later, I hope.
00:28:26 #545 See you later, I hope.
00:28:27 #546 Much later.
00:28:28 #547 I hope.
00:28:45 #548 What does that mean?
00:28:48 #549 Why nothing.
00:28:49 #550 Isn't it enough to have Angela?
00:28:52 #551 She's not going to be a good girl.
00:29:01 #552 Isn't it enough to have Angela go tramping off with that...
00:29:05 #553 that brainless, idiotic...
00:29:08 #554 motion picture jackass?
00:29:10 #555 He's very successful.
00:29:14 #556 Bob, and on top of it all, I come here and find you spooning with Vendite.
00:29:18 #557 Charlie, how could you say such a thing?
00:29:20 #558 If it wasn't for Smith and our business arrangement...
00:29:23 #559 I'd go home tonight.
00:29:25 #560 I think I'm seeing you here.
00:29:37 #561 Well, here we are.
00:29:38 #562 Really, I want to talk to you.
00:29:40 #563 All right, sir. Won't you have a cocktail first?
00:29:42 #564 Oh, no.
00:29:44 #565 Miss Parker has been telling me something of your other business activities.
00:29:48 #566 Other business activities?
00:29:49 #567 Yes, and it came to me as something of a revelation.
00:29:52 #568 Why, I don't understand.
00:29:54 #569 Miss Parker couldn't have meant that I have.
00:29:56 #570 Must be aware than admitting you to a 16 and 2 3rd spaces,
00:29:59 #571 I felt convinced that you were going to devote your entire time to the new enterprise.
00:30:04 #572 Yes, of course, Mr. Nowie.
00:30:05 #573 If you're going on dabbling in other things, you certainly can't expect.
00:30:08 #574 Why, you don't understand.
00:30:10 #575 Well, here are the bridge players.
00:30:12 #576 Bring the things in here, Perkins.
00:30:13 #577 Okay, Mr. Balls.
00:30:20 #578 No, but I would like a glass of plain water.
00:30:22 #579 Yes.
00:30:24 #580 Wouldn't you like some nice ginger ale?
00:30:26 #581 Just a glass of plain water.
00:30:29 #582 Oh, Mr. Balls, you're a toast, Eadler.
00:30:33 #583 How about some nice near beer?
00:30:35 #584 Really, Miss Parker?
00:30:36 #585 Just a glass of plain water.
00:30:40 #586 Ice lemon pop.
00:30:43 #587 Lemon pop!
00:30:44 #588 Strange as it may seem, I would like a glass of...
00:30:51 #589 plain water.
00:30:53 #590 Bring Mr. Paul to glass of plain water.
00:30:58 #591 Yes, ma'am.
00:30:59 #592 With lots of ice in it.
00:31:00 #593 Yes, ma'am.
00:31:01 #594 Without any ice, please.
00:31:03 #595 Just a glass of plain water.
00:31:07 #596 Yes, ma'am.
00:31:08 #597 What did you put in there?
00:31:11 #598 No, ma'am.
00:31:12 #599 Yes.
00:31:14 #600 You know, I hope you boys don't mind playing bridge with me.
00:31:17 #601 I'm not very good.
00:31:19 #602 I always say I never really play bridge. I play at it.
00:31:22 #603 But I do love it. And that's what cow business.
00:31:25 #604 Now let me see.
00:31:27 #605 Willie, who's sit here.
00:31:28 #606 And, uh, I'll sit here.
00:31:31 #607 Pardon, Mr. Ford.
00:31:35 #608 I hope you don't mind.
00:31:37 #609 No, I... I don't mind anything.
00:31:39 #610 I'm an awfully unlucky player. I never have a good ass to write.
00:31:43 #611 But I always say, unlucky as hard, lucky as love.
00:31:47 #612 Lucky as love, Gordie Darling.
00:31:51 #613 Now look at me, I'm dealing when I ought to be shuffling.
00:31:55 #614 Mr. Ford, we're going to beat them.
00:31:59 #615 Well, is everybody happy?
00:32:01 #616 Let's see, Miss Orr.
00:32:13 #617 Which is higher, harder or spade?
00:32:14 #618 Or do you discard from strength of weakness, Mr. Ford?
00:32:17 #619 Of course it really doesn't matter unless we're playing for money.
00:32:20 #620 Are we playing for money?
00:32:21 #621 Well, we can decide that after the game.
00:32:23 #622 But I always like to know what my partner's rules are.
00:32:26 #623 So many people have different ideas of playing bridge.
00:32:28 #624 For instance, some people want you to give them a bid on a week no trump.
00:32:31 #625 Of course, it's customary to give your partner.
00:32:33 #626 You'll long suit out a week, no trumps.
00:32:35 #627 But it's very difficult to know anything unless you have a very good hand.
00:32:39 #628 And of course, if you have a good hand, in that case, why, you just say nothing.
00:32:42 #629 But of course, your partner does expect a bid from you, I realize that.
00:32:46 #630 But after all, if you have a good hand, what can you do?
00:32:49 #631 Oh dear, here we are.
00:32:51 #632 I love a big house with lots of company in it.
00:33:10 #633 Oh, if it were only a winter night, we could all sit round the fireplace and tell ghost stories.
00:33:16 #634 Now Mr. Van Dyke is going to play for us.
00:33:18 #635 Is everybody ready for a big musical evening?
00:33:20 #636 Oh, shut up, Willie.
00:33:22 #637 Oh, Miss Evandike.
00:33:33 #638 You'll be very quiet.
00:33:49 #639 Oh, it would be interesting.
00:36:25 #640 Oh, please, come on, Vincent.
00:36:27 #641 Oh, yes, Vincent.
00:36:28 #642 You demand it.
00:36:38 #643 Mr. Beck, just play something in keeping with the story,
00:36:55 #644 as I tell it.
00:36:57 #645 Mr. Leitch, how many reels is this picture?
00:37:02 #646 Be quiet, Willie, or you'll...
00:37:03 #647 We can have a smoke anyhow.
00:37:10 #648 Well, of course, I have to concentrate
00:37:12 #649 if there are any distractions.
00:37:14 #650 Oh, there won't be.
00:37:15 #651 The name of the picture is still E.
00:37:19 #652 for as they can what it's called.
00:37:21 #653 Shut up, Willie!
00:37:23 #654 The name of the picture is SIN.
00:37:27 #655 Mr. Benzai cannot yet.
00:37:38 #656 And when I'm ready, just to sort the company, please.
00:37:45 #657 I am going to show SIN throughout the ages.
00:37:51 #658 It begins with the setting out of Noah's Ark.
00:37:54 #659 We see Noah, a man of advanced years.
00:38:04 #660 We see his wife, his son, the animals.
00:38:08 #661 Each of their kind, too.
00:38:12 #662 We see the ark setting out upon its journey.
00:38:16 #663 We see the waters rise and rise and rise.
00:38:19 #664 For 40 days it rains.
00:38:24 #665 Civilization is all but fight down.
00:38:27 #666 But love is kept alive.
00:38:29 #667 And not only love but sin comes upon.
00:38:40 #668 The dove is sent forth.
00:38:42 #669 And it returns, unable to find a lightning blade.
00:38:48 #670 And then the second dove.
00:38:50 #671 And it returns.
00:38:52 #672 And then the third does, and it does not return.
00:38:57 #673 For somewhere in the great beyond, it has found land.
00:39:02 #674 Land.
00:39:12 #675 Many years past, we are now in King Solomon's court.
00:39:16 #676 His wives are there bathing in the fountain.
00:39:19 #677 King Solomon is there too.
00:39:27 #678 Fetcher's rushed to the edge of the cliff
00:39:29 #679 and looking over sees an inert lifeless form.
00:39:32 #680 The weasel is there.
00:39:33 #681 And then the devil and Jack the automobile
00:39:43 #682 going to the final stretch, neck and neck.
00:39:46 #683 On, on their feet.
00:39:48 #684 To get a close up of Jack here sitting in the driver's seat,
00:39:51 #685 we see his face tense and putting into the car
00:39:54 #686 everything that he has.
00:39:56 #687 On, on their feet.
00:39:57 #688 And he's born to slowly, slowly ahead and born and born
00:40:01 #689 and born.
00:40:02 #690 Then we go back to New York, see where we see Charlie coming
00:40:05 #691 out of the Chinese restaurant.
00:40:06 #692 On the corner, he meets Fanny, who throws the money
00:40:09 #693 into his face.
00:40:10 #694 Back to Jack, nearer and nearer, he wins!
00:40:15 #695 Keep the symbolism to the end.
00:40:26 #696 Just as Jack and Carterly are kissing each other in Chicago,
00:40:31 #697 we see Mark Antony and Cleopatra kissing each other in ancient Egypt,
00:40:36 #698 and George Washington kissing Martha Washington in our burn.
00:40:42 #699 At the end of the dream trail, we fade into a long shot of Jack and Carterly,
00:40:47 #700 once more in their south sea bungalow,
00:40:50 #701 With the faithful old Tuttiheva waiting to greet them in the sunset.
00:40:57 #702 And say, thank you, Mr. Middike. That was lovely.
00:41:16 #703 Oh, that was a lovely...
00:41:21 #704 What a picture.
00:41:26 #705 Chelsea.
00:41:34 #706 De Faure, wouldn't you like to play a game of billiards?
00:41:40 #707 Billiards?
00:41:44 #708 You know, I'm very fond of billiards.
00:41:47 #709 Oh, no, that's fine.
00:41:49 #710 Oh, there you see, Gordy Dolly.
00:41:51 #711 Sure.
00:41:52 #712 Come on, Mr. Faure.
00:41:53 #713 Right this way.
00:41:54 #714 Oh, say, why didn't you mention Billions earlier?
00:41:58 #715 Come on now, we'll have a nice little...
00:42:00 #716 They're to leave the men by themselves once in a while, don't you, Mr. Leach?
00:42:05 #717 Yes, yes.
00:42:06 #718 They seem to like it.
00:42:07 #719 Angela, why don't you take Mr. Leach for stroll in the moonlight?
00:42:11 #720 It's lovely in the moonlight, yes, sir.
00:42:14 #721 The moon, I know I should adore it.
00:42:17 #722 We certainly had some Billions balls the last time we played here.
00:42:29 #723 This reminds me of diamond hunting in South Africa.
00:42:36 #724 You know I have large interest there. Oh that's so and me boys say I didn't know I could do this
00:42:52 #725 Well, they're not up there
00:42:57 #726 Chelsea Chelsea
00:43:00 #727 Chelsea dear where did you put the billiard balls?
00:43:04 #728 The billiard balls it's a little difficult to play billions without them. Yes
00:43:12 #729 There are no pockets on a billiard table. That's that difference
00:43:20 #730 Swarks that different maybe I did put them back now wait I
00:43:26 #731 Wonder if I could have no I put the curtains in there. I think I know where they are
00:43:31 #732 Sorry about those billion balls mr. Ball, but I always say it went fast and on
00:43:52 #733 sweet
00:43:53 #734 My wonder girl will you marry me and the day oh
00:44:06 #735 Love cries for its own
00:44:08 #736 I don't know.
00:44:10 #737 Whatever you say, Vincent.
00:44:14 #738 Why not?
00:44:16 #739 Oh, no.
00:44:17 #740 You wouldn't.
00:44:18 #741 What?
00:44:19 #742 Why not now?
00:44:20 #743 Today.
00:44:21 #744 Tonight.
00:44:22 #745 Oh, tonight?
00:44:23 #746 Yes, why not at low?
00:44:24 #747 I think I remember putting them in yesterday.
00:44:29 #748 Oh, yes, here's one.
00:44:30 #749 What a lovely pretty red color.
00:44:32 #750 There we are.
00:44:33 #751 There's another one.
00:44:34 #752 Yes, here's another one.
00:44:35 #753 That's two.
00:44:38 #754 And a little more.
00:44:39 #755 Oh, here.
00:44:40 #756 Here's two.
00:44:42 #757 Oh, yes.
00:44:43 #758 Here's three.
00:44:44 #759 It makes a very good downing egg.
00:44:46 #760 Now, you're all set.
00:44:49 #761 Yes, dear, that's fine.
00:44:50 #762 I just knew there was a woodpecker in the nigger when I couldn't find him.
00:44:55 #763 All right, Mr. Forbes, go ahead.
00:44:57 #764 Rather unusual having mosquitoes this time of year.
00:45:12 #765 I wonder if he got it.
00:45:14 #766 Hey, what's the idea?
00:45:36 #767 Well, I like this game much better than Billiard's.
00:45:39 #768 Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:45:43 #769 Yeah, so am I.
00:45:44 #770 Mr. Forbes, don't see Mr...
00:45:55 #771 Mr. Horst!
00:45:59 #772 Go sit down.
00:46:01 #773 Oh my sweet.
00:46:20 #774 Excuse me.
00:46:24 #775 I haven't interrupted anything have I?
00:46:27 #776 Why not?
00:46:28 #777 Oh I know.
00:46:35 #778 The thing I've ever heard.
00:46:37 #779 Good news always affects me that way.
00:46:39 #780 Oh Vincent.
00:46:40 #781 Now it's a secret and you must promise not to tell anyone.
00:46:42 #782 Oh I wouldn't tell anybody.
00:46:43 #783 We're going to love tonight.
00:46:45 #784 Going to run away and get married?
00:46:50 #785 I wouldn't tell anybody.
00:46:55 #786 How soon are you going?
00:46:56 #787 At once.
00:46:57 #788 Uh huh.
00:47:00 #789 You should tell your mother.
00:47:01 #790 She's still in the library reading.
00:47:05 #791 Oh really what do you think?
00:47:07 #792 What do you think? Vincent and Angela are going to a loa...
00:47:11 #793 Now you...
00:47:12 #794 Well, it just kept out before I could help it.
00:47:18 #795 Tell anybody, will you, will you?
00:47:20 #796 No, but you're going to a loa...
00:47:26 #797 With Mr. Leach?
00:47:28 #798 Well, where are you going to a loa too?
00:47:33 #799 Well, I hadn't thought very much about it just yet.
00:47:36 #800 Well, how about a marriage license?
00:47:39 #801 Well, there must be somewhere where one can...
00:47:41 #802 Yes.
00:47:43 #803 Go to take your father's car.
00:47:48 #804 But I broke it.
00:47:50 #805 I suppose it was your idea.
00:47:52 #806 Well, I helped.
00:47:54 #807 You could help too, if you would, Willie.
00:47:55 #808 You know where to get a marriage license and everything.
00:47:58 #809 Well, I could drive you wherever you wanted to go
00:48:01 #810 and then bring your father's car back.
00:48:03 #811 Yes.
00:48:04 #812 Oh, but Vessels said we must help her unpack our bags.
00:48:06 #813 Oh, yes.
00:48:07 #814 They must help her unpack the bags.
00:48:08 #815 Oh, Vessels.
00:48:09 #816 Yes.
00:48:10 #817 You better go in the library and tell Mrs. Ford.
00:48:11 #818 Yes.
00:48:18 #819 Darling, since the beginning of time, hearts have been broken
00:48:21 #820 because they were not brave.
00:48:35 #821 I'd better see if your father's still busy downstairs.
00:48:43 #822 already for the open speaking to me you know very well I am all but of course you
00:48:54 #823 don't mean it you know I'm really being very good to you helping you out in this
00:48:59 #824 way you told your mother and she says she wanted to be a wait until I catch my
00:49:09 #825 breath mother there's no time to be lost the more
00:49:15 #826 he's the less feed on something my dream woman I don't care much for
00:49:36 #827 Billiards anyway. I don't know why you're going to talk to you.
00:50:20 #828 What does that mean. Who won the bill you game Miss Parker
00:50:32 #829 Angela. You listen to me and get on the.
00:50:42 #830 Never be able to sleep again as long as I live. Oh I see right here.
00:51:05 #831 Angela where have you been. Well I want you to spend the rest of
00:51:14 #832 this evening with me in here.
00:51:32 #833 Oh, did you drink that?
00:51:52 #834 I forgot to warn you.
00:51:53 #835 Delcey made that herself.
00:51:54 #836 Oh, well, isn't that interesting?
00:51:58 #837 Well, good old Duffy.
00:52:02 #838 Many slip, twix, the cup and the lip.
00:52:13 #839 But I know that necessity is invention's mama.
00:52:17 #840 Oh, you're not behind the plow.
00:52:23 #841 You'll never get rich.
00:52:25 #842 Let's have a battle.
00:52:40 #843 I know, Mr. Ford. We'll enjoy it.
00:52:44 #844 Won't you, Mr. Ford?
00:52:46 #845 How do you play baffle, Miss Parker?
00:52:48 #846 Well, you take something valuable, and you hide it.
00:52:51 #847 And then you deduce from the clue just where the object is hidden.
00:52:55 #848 It's all very simple and very intriguing.
00:52:58 #849 Chelsea, let's be quiet for just a little while.
00:53:02 #850 Oh, poor boy. He's so tired.
00:53:05 #851 Now, let's see. We must have something valuable.
00:53:08 #852 Something valuable.
00:53:10 #853 Oh, just this thing.
00:53:12 #854 What's this? Now, Delcey, that's valuable.
00:53:14 #855 That's just the point.
00:53:16 #856 Now then, let's suppose that Angela's pearls have been stolen.
00:53:20 #857 And I'll hide them.
00:53:23 #858 And then I want to see which one is the best detective.
00:53:26 #859 Now, you all sit here and concentrate.
00:53:30 #860 And you two, Mr. Ball, you're going to love this.
00:53:34 #861 Delcey, be careful, will you?
00:53:36 #862 Now, let's see what good detective you are.
00:54:34 #863 I know you're a regular sheriff, I suppose, Mr. Paul.
00:54:38 #864 On your way.
00:54:40 #865 Yes, you. Sub-sales. Come on now, you'll have a lot of fun.
00:54:44 #866 That's right. Right upstairs.
00:54:46 #867 That's right. That's right.
00:54:49 #868 Go right in.
00:54:51 #869 You two go help the police.
00:54:55 #870 Go ahead. It'll be lots of fun.
00:54:58 #871 That's it. That's it.
00:55:00 #872 Wasn't I clever the way I got rid of them?
00:55:03 #873 Oh, but I don't know whether I should let you do this or not.
00:55:06 #874 You're not what your father said.
00:55:08 #875 Oh, and your mother didn't mean it.
00:55:10 #876 Now, don't worry, Mother. Now, we...
00:55:12 #877 Mother, please don't...
00:55:16 #878 Mr. Forbes, you haven't been looking.
00:55:28 #879 And you said you would.
00:55:30 #880 And you've been so close to it.
00:55:32 #881 Have you noticed this little feather right here on the floor?
00:55:35 #882 Oh, Mr. Forbes, I'm afraid you're an awfully poor detective.
00:55:39 #883 And look, look here.
00:55:41 #884 If you'd only followed the clue to this one here,
00:55:44 #885 well, you'd have been nearer still.
00:55:46 #886 And look here, the feather here.
00:55:48 #887 How do you suppose it's on the other side, Mr. Ford?
00:55:51 #888 You'll never guess.
00:55:52 #889 Look.
00:55:53 #890 Another feather.
00:55:55 #891 Oh, you should have known that.
00:55:57 #892 I'm ashamed of you, Mr. Ford.
00:55:59 #893 You're such a bad boy.
00:56:01 #894 Now look here.
00:56:02 #895 Here's another one here, see?
00:56:07 #896 And then where do you suppose another one is?
00:56:09 #897 Oh, you're so cute.
00:56:11 #898 Over here, see?
00:56:12 #899 Right here, Mr. Ford.
00:56:13 #900 And obviously, if the feather was
00:56:15 #901 on the outside of the closet,
00:56:17 #902 where the necklace must be inside, yes.
00:56:21 #903 Now you come right in here.
00:56:23 #904 Now you kneel down, Mr. Boss.
00:56:25 #905 Back here? That's a good boy.
00:56:27 #906 Oh, my back.
00:56:29 #907 Oh, your back will be much better if you kneel down.
00:56:33 #908 Now, we're going to play this.
00:56:34 #909 This is a lot to find.
00:56:36 #910 By power of reduction and by a process of illumination,
00:56:40 #911 I know that the necklace is in that shoe.
00:56:50 #912 There's nothing in there.
00:56:51 #913 Well, it must be there.
00:56:52 #914 Oh, it's not there. It's gone.
00:56:53 #915 Well, where is it? I don't know. It was here a minute ago.
00:56:56 #916 Well, it's not there now.
00:56:56 #917 I'm going to be myself.
00:56:58 #918 Oh, where is it?
00:57:00 #919 I want to know. Where is it?
00:57:02 #920 Shall I do?
00:57:04 #921 Well, well, well.
00:57:06 #922 Where are they?
00:57:08 #923 Wait a minute. The butler came in here.
00:57:10 #924 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:57:12 #925 He walked along here.
00:57:14 #926 Over here.
00:57:16 #927 He went out again.
00:57:18 #928 Why? He's an ex-convict.
00:57:22 #929 You need to tell me that your butler's an ex-convict.
00:57:24 #930 And you hold a baffle with my daughter's purse.
00:57:26 #931 Yes, and I know just what to do about it.
00:57:29 #932 That's your butler.
00:57:37 #933 He's gone!
00:57:38 #934 Oh he's gone!
00:57:44 #935 Reforged!
00:57:48 #936 Now, wait a minute.
00:57:49 #937 Don't you think you'd better tell your father?
00:57:53 #938 Don't get a chance!
00:57:54 #939 He'll appear to be gone!
00:57:55 #940 What?
00:57:56 #941 But there's no mystery!
00:57:57 #942 He's keen useless.
00:58:00 #943 But I'm going to try and solve him in my car!
00:58:03 #944 Oh now Mr. Butler,
00:58:13 #945 he's gone.
00:58:14 #946 Gone?
00:58:16 #947 What do you mean?
00:58:17 #948 Who's gone?
00:58:18 #949 Vincent and Angela.
00:58:19 #950 They've eloped. What?
00:58:22 #951 Eloped?
00:58:22 #952 I'm sure they can be picked up by someone else.
00:58:31 #953 I'm down, Hanger.
00:58:32 #954 Yeah, well, what if I did what I feel like doing?
00:58:35 #955 I carry this house to pieces.
00:58:36 #956 I'm calling out the street.
00:58:38 #957 I'm, uh, mixed with.
00:58:40 #958 I'm confident that you and I cannot do business together.
00:58:44 #959 I don't like your method.
00:58:45 #960 Oh, but now you're speaking to me again.
00:59:04 #961 I'm going to get a drink.
00:59:42 #962 What's the trouble?
00:59:44 #963 Oh, it's... it's Mr. Forbes.
00:59:48 #964 He'd just get angry for no reason at all.
00:59:51 #965 And he wants to call off the whole business thing.
00:59:54 #966 You mean the jewelry merger?
00:59:56 #967 Yes. Well, I hope he does call it off.
01:00:00 #968 Only 16 and 2-thirds percent.
01:00:04 #969 Miss Parker? Yes.
01:00:06 #970 Miss Parker, I like your fiance very much.
01:00:11 #971 Why doesn't he beat this Mr. Forbes at his own game?
01:00:15 #972 Now, I've always wanted to take a little flier in the jewelry business myself.
01:00:19 #973 Supposing I finance your fiancée,
01:00:22 #974 supposing he and I set out to beat Forbes together.
01:00:26 #975 How would that be?
01:00:28 #976 Oh, do you really mean it, Mr. Van Dyke?
01:00:35 #977 I do. I'll put up my check the minute Gordon says the word.
01:00:39 #978 Oh, Mr. Van Dyke, you've made me the proudest woman in all the world.
01:00:44 #979 Would you let me be the first one to break the news, Stuart?
01:00:47 #980 Well, yes, of course, if you wish to.
01:00:49 #981 Oh, and to think I introduced you to him.
01:00:53 #982 My God, are you smiling?
01:00:54 #983 I've got the most wonderful news for you.
01:01:06 #984 Oh, Delcey, Delcey, how could you?
01:01:09 #985 How could I what?
01:01:11 #986 You've ruined me. That's all ruined me.
01:01:14 #987 Delcey, I'm afraid we don't hit it off together very well.
01:01:17 #988 You and I, this thing's too big.
01:01:19 #989 No matter what you say, it's come between us.
01:01:21 #990 Oh, no it hasn't, darling. Wait till you hear.
01:01:24 #991 Hear, hear what?
01:01:25 #992 Here, here, what?
01:01:27 #993 How would you like to have Mr. Skyler Van Dyke for a partner?
01:01:32 #994 For a partner?
01:01:35 #995 How would you like to have a bigger and better merger
01:01:37 #996 than Mr. Forbes ever thought about?
01:01:39 #997 Because you could have all the money you wanted to.
01:01:42 #998 Mr. Van Dyke said so.
01:01:44 #999 He says so?
01:01:53 #1000 Mr. Van Dyke?
01:01:54 #1001 Mr. Van Dyke, I understand that you have offered to back me
01:01:57 #1002 with unlimited capital in an independent jewelry merger.
01:01:59 #1003 I shall be very glad to put up the necessary capital,
01:02:02 #1004 provided, of course, we can agree on the details.
01:02:04 #1005 Oh, there'll be no trouble about that.
01:02:06 #1006 Well, I accept your offer.
01:02:08 #1007 And I'm infinitely grateful to you.
01:02:10 #1008 Not at all.
01:02:11 #1009 Very glad to help you in this little matter.
01:02:13 #1010 Well, that's that.
01:02:17 #1011 Good night, Gordon.
01:02:18 #1012 Well, good night, Skyler.
01:02:19 #1013 Good night.
01:02:26 #1014 Right, Mr. Forbes, all right.
01:02:29 #1015 Now you'll hear a thing or two from me.
01:02:44 #1016 Mr. Van Dyke is going to back me.
01:02:47 #1017 And I'm going to line up with him and fight you.
01:02:49 #1018 You know what?
01:02:50 #1019 I'm going to fight you.
01:02:51 #1020 You understand?
01:02:52 #1021 I'm going to line up with him because you tried to take advantage of me.
01:02:55 #1022 I tried.
01:02:56 #1023 Oh, you knew I was in a hole and now you're going to get just what you deserve.
01:02:59 #1024 You're going to get a first rate licking.
01:03:02 #1025 You understand that?
01:03:03 #1026 A licking.
01:03:04 #1027 You go ahead with your fine speeches.
01:03:11 #1028 But before you win, you'll know you've been in a real fight.
01:03:18 #1029 It can't be too hot for me, Mr. Forbes.
01:03:20 #1030 Oh, gaudy darling.
01:03:24 #1031 You're like a new man.
01:03:30 #1032 Well, you see I...
01:03:31 #1033 You're a wonderful docile.
01:03:35 #1034 I think you'd better answer that, dear,
01:03:40 #1035 since Perkins isn't here anymore.
01:03:42 #1036 All right, darling.
01:03:44 #1037 Is this Miss Parker's house?
01:03:57 #1038 Yes. This is Miss Parker.
01:03:59 #1039 Can I speak to you a moment on a rather important matter?
01:04:03 #1040 Why, yes. Won't you step in?
01:04:05 #1041 My name is Patterson. Blair Patterson.
01:04:19 #1042 Oh, yes. The attorney?
01:04:21 #1043 Yes.
01:04:22 #1044 This is Mr. Smith, my fiance.
01:04:24 #1045 How do you do?
01:04:25 #1046 I was referred to you by Mrs. Kennedy.
01:04:27 #1047 She said you had guests.
01:04:29 #1048 I was wondering if among them there was a Mr. Morgan?
01:04:33 #1049 Morgan? Who I know.
01:04:37 #1050 Well, is there a Mr. Rockefeller?
01:04:40 #1051 Rockefeller? No, no.
01:04:43 #1052 Mr. Vanderbilt? Oh, he's not here either.
01:04:47 #1053 Mr. Aster? I don't understand.
01:04:52 #1054 Well, look, we ask you, is one of your guests tall,
01:04:56 #1055 wears glasses, plays the piano,
01:04:59 #1056 Interested in various investments?
01:05:01 #1057 Oh, you mean Mr. Skyler Van Dyke.
01:05:04 #1058 Skyler Van Dyke.
01:05:06 #1059 Yes, he's here.
01:05:08 #1060 Yes, I think I do mean Skyler Van Dyke.
01:05:11 #1061 I'm his cousin.
01:05:13 #1062 I've, uh...
01:05:15 #1063 I've come for him.
01:05:17 #1064 Yes.
01:05:21 #1065 His real name is Patterson.
01:05:23 #1066 I represent the Van Dyke interests.
01:05:27 #1067 That's probably where he got the name.
01:05:29 #1068 He has hallucinations that he's a millionaire.
01:05:32 #1069 goes around forming big company.
01:05:35 #1070 But I assure you he's perfectly harmless.
01:05:38 #1071 These little excursions never amount to anything,
01:05:41 #1072 except that they make it rather awkward for me.
01:05:44 #1073 He's a delightful fellow
01:05:46 #1074 and always chooses the most charming host.
01:05:49 #1075 You got me to van Dyke's breakfast, I mean.
01:06:05 #1076 He's all right.
01:06:08 #1077 Well, really, I mean, he's all right for what he is, but...
01:06:12 #1078 But he... Oh, Gordon, I...
01:06:19 #1079 I love you so much.
01:06:21 #1080 Everything could be much worse, couldn't it?
01:06:24 #1081 Oh, Dulcy, I...
01:06:27 #1082 I wonder if you realize exactly what has happened.
01:06:30 #1083 Our whole future depended entirely on Mr. Forbes.
01:06:36 #1084 Now Forbes will probably force me out of business.
01:06:39 #1085 I'll have to begin all over again without...
01:06:42 #1086 without any...
01:06:43 #1087 Without me?
01:06:44 #1088 I guess I don't think.
01:07:01 #1089 I just think I think.
01:07:03 #1090 Oh, I don't blame you, Gordon.
01:07:08 #1091 I'll always love you.
01:07:11 #1092 I guess I...
01:07:16 #1093 I'm just all wrong.
01:07:18 #1094 I guess I'm just a...
01:07:23 #1095 Just a false note.
01:07:25 #1096 Oh, Delcy.
01:07:34 #1097 Delcy.
01:07:36 #1098 Oh, I'll let you go.
01:07:40 #1099 If you want me to.
01:07:41 #1100 Oh, Delcy, dear.
01:07:42 #1101 I will.
01:07:45 #1102 And furthermore,
01:07:46 #1103 I'm going to Mr. Forbes
01:07:48 #1104 and I'm going to try to repair all the damage I've done.
01:07:51 #1105 Well, Mr. Pax.
01:07:57 #1106 Uh, it's...
01:07:59 #1107 C. Roger Ford.
01:08:01 #1108 Oh, yes, of course.
01:08:03 #1109 Came down this morning, did you?
01:08:05 #1110 Yes, yes. Just got in.
01:08:08 #1111 The Van Dyke interest seemed to keep you pretty busy.
01:08:11 #1112 Uh, yes, yes.
01:08:13 #1113 Must be something of great importance for him to send for you at this hour.
01:08:18 #1114 Oh, just a little matter of business, which he thought advisable.
01:08:21 #1115 Oh, I see.
01:08:22 #1116 I'm just...
01:08:24 #1117 Good morning, Mr. Van Dyke.
01:08:26 #1118 Good morning, Blacke.
01:08:28 #1119 Good morning, Mr. Ford.
01:08:29 #1120 Good morning, Mr. Van Dyke.
01:08:30 #1121 Have a cigar?
01:08:31 #1122 Oh, no, there are none there.
01:08:33 #1123 Not anyplace.
01:08:34 #1124 Miss Parker has probably discovered that I like cigarettes.
01:08:37 #1125 Don't you think you better finish your packing, Mr. Van Dyke?
01:08:41 #1126 All right, Blacke.
01:08:42 #1127 What do you think about the market, Mr. Van Dyke?
01:08:45 #1128 Oh, yes, the market.
01:08:46 #1129 I don't really think you have time to go into that now, Skyline.
01:08:49 #1130 Now, Skylar, it'll just take a moment, Blair.
01:08:53 #1131 Sell everything.
01:08:56 #1132 Everything.
01:08:57 #1133 What?
01:08:59 #1134 War with Spain.
01:09:01 #1135 You mean war between Spain and this country? Oh, no.
01:09:04 #1136 Spain and Abyssinia.
01:09:06 #1137 What's that?
01:09:07 #1138 I was talking for two hours to J.P. Morgan yesterday.
01:09:11 #1139 But keep it under your hat.
01:09:14 #1140 Come, come.
01:09:15 #1141 We really must get to town, Skylar.
01:09:17 #1142 I'm sorry to take Mr. Van Dyke from you, Mr. Forbes,
01:09:20 #1143 But it's a matter of 200 million.
01:09:22 #1144 300 million, Blaire.
01:09:24 #1145 Well, maybe.
01:09:26 #1146 Remember our agreement, Skylar.
01:09:28 #1147 Unless you come to town, I won't go through
01:09:30 #1148 with that billion dollar aeroplane company of ours.
01:09:33 #1149 Oh, uh, uh, good morning.
01:09:35 #1150 You know my attorney, Mr. Patterson.
01:09:37 #1151 Yeah, this morning.
01:09:41 #1152 I'm afraid I've got to go back to town.
01:09:44 #1153 Fourteen directors meetings.
01:09:47 #1154 Oh, well, that's too bad.
01:09:49 #1155 Still, it's all for the best, isn't it?
01:09:53 #1156 I'll have some breakfast before he goes.
01:09:55 #1157 He can eat candy.
01:09:57 #1158 I've had some soft boiled eggs prepared for him.
01:10:01 #1159 And some soft milk toast.
01:10:04 #1160 Everything all very soft, you know.
01:10:06 #1161 Is that all right?
01:10:22 #1162 Good morning, Mr. Forst.
01:10:33 #1163 Good morning.
01:10:34 #1164 All ready for breakfast?
01:10:35 #1165 Yeah.
01:10:36 #1166 Lovely day out, isn't it?
01:10:37 #1167 Have you been out?
01:10:38 #1168 The sun is shining.
01:10:39 #1169 Always just good to be alive.
01:10:41 #1170 How do you feel this morning, Mr. Ford?
01:10:43 #1171 Rough.
01:10:44 #1172 I always say I never feel myself until I've had my cup of coffee in the morning.
01:10:52 #1173 Oh?
01:10:53 #1174 Mr. Ford, I'm awfully sorry.
01:10:58 #1175 Sorry about the elopement and everything.
01:11:01 #1176 Oh, that's quite all right, Miss Parker. Quite all right.
01:11:04 #1177 Oh, and I'm sorry about the business deal, too.
01:11:07 #1178 But it'll come out all right.
01:11:09 #1179 Oh, it will, eh?
01:11:11 #1180 Yes. Gordon will go in with you after all.
01:11:14 #1181 Oh, he will, will he?
01:11:15 #1182 will really. You see last night Mr Patterson arrived here and it turns out
01:11:21 #1183 that Mr Van Dyke. It's a it turns out that. That.
01:11:33 #1184 Oh this Parker was just telling me some very interesting news about Mr Van
01:11:37 #1185 Dyke. Why she has gone gone well either I'm crazy or you're crazy.
01:11:49 #1186 Yes.
01:11:53 #1187 That's just what.
01:11:54 #1188 Well, you see, Mr. Van Dyke isn't Mr. Van Dyke at all.
01:11:58 #1189 What's that?
01:11:59 #1190 No, he has something wrong up here.
01:12:01 #1191 He only thinks he's a millionaire.
01:12:03 #1192 Oh, Mr. Van Dyke is not Mr. Van Dyke.
01:12:09 #1193 No. Now, everything's all right, isn't it?
01:12:16 #1194 Splendid.
01:12:25 #1195 That's very interesting about Mr. Van Dyke.
01:12:29 #1196 Yeah, isn't it?
01:12:31 #1197 Well, it won't work, Mr. Smith.
01:12:33 #1198 It won't work.
01:12:34 #1199 Mitt that Miss Parker is a clever woman.
01:12:42 #1200 A very clever woman.
01:12:44 #1201 I might possibly have believed that.
01:12:48 #1202 If I hadn't have talked with Blair Patterson in this room
01:12:51 #1203 not with a few moments ago.
01:12:52 #1204 No, Mr. Smith, I...
01:12:54 #1205 I know Patterson and I know that he represents the Van Dyke interests.
01:12:59 #1206 Besides a man like Blair Patterson wouldn't pop up here to moments' notice
01:13:03 #1207 to talk business with a man with hallucinations.
01:13:05 #1208 Yeah, I can see through it all.
01:13:07 #1209 You no doubt were sorry that you told me about the Vendike merger and wanted to throw me off the trail, eh?
01:13:14 #1210 Well, you can't do it. I know what's in the wind and I'm going to hold you to your agreement.
01:13:20 #1211 Agreement?
01:13:21 #1212 Yes. You haven't signed anything as yet with Vendike.
01:13:25 #1213 And it's as good as settled with me. Now, if you don't...
01:13:29 #1214 Mr. Ford.
01:13:31 #1215 Good morning, everybody.
01:13:40 #1216 Hello, Bill.
01:13:41 #1217 Hello, Willie.
01:13:42 #1218 Say, where's Leech?
01:13:43 #1219 I don't know, Father.
01:13:45 #1220 You don't know?
01:13:47 #1221 Well, perhaps you can tell us.
01:13:49 #1222 I'm sorry.
01:13:50 #1223 Didn't you help to arrange this wedding?
01:13:53 #1224 Well, yes.
01:13:54 #1225 Well, don't you know where the groom is?
01:13:56 #1226 Well, sure.
01:13:57 #1227 I'm the groom.
01:13:58 #1228 Now, how about Leach? Where's he?
01:14:09 #1229 Well, I don't know.
01:14:10 #1230 You don't know?
01:14:11 #1231 No. Well, we had to get together all right last night, but...
01:14:14 #1232 Well, down the road apiece, I happen to remember my K.L.I.K. was out.
01:14:18 #1233 So Mr. Leach was kind enough to get out and see that everything was all right when...
01:14:21 #1234 Suddenly the darn thing started.
01:14:25 #1235 Biggy pardon, Mom.
01:14:27 #1236 But, uh, E.R.U.B.
01:14:31 #1237 I had to report to the probation officers.
01:14:42 #1238 Oh, I see. Have a hard time writing back.
01:14:44 #1239 Thanks for the prayers, Mr. King.
01:14:45 #1240 Oh, is that for you?
01:14:46 #1241 For you, sir, all right.
01:14:47 #1242 You see, Mom, I thought it best not to leave him late,
01:14:50 #1243 carelessly around,
01:14:51 #1244 with all the funny people you have in this house.
01:14:56 #1245 No, Mr. Ford. 16 and 2-thirds percent
01:15:01 #1246 is much for the relation.
01:15:03 #1247 A brother-in-law?
01:15:05 #1248 Well, I'll admit I haven't been very generous in our business deal
01:15:09 #1249 or perhaps very just, but...
01:15:11 #1250 Smith? Yes, sir?
01:15:14 #1251 What do you say is coming in with me for 20%?
01:15:17 #1252 Twenty?
01:15:19 #1253 Well, make it 25.
01:15:21 #1254 Twenty-five?
01:15:22 #1255 Don't send me in. That satisfies me.
01:15:26 #1256 Does it?
01:15:28 #1257 I'm awfully sorry I interfered there.
01:15:30 #1258 fear there and I won't interfere again. I always say the only way to do
01:15:36 #1259 others is to do them the same way they do you. Now guess who?