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00:02:26 #1 I'm not going to laugh at the night, Kitty.
00:02:28 #2 I'm certainly praying for a good house.
00:02:30 #3 You know, Jimmy, tonight tells the...
00:02:37 #4 I know the show would have a better chance
00:02:39 #5 if you were up there on the stage.
00:02:40 #6 I wonder if I ever will get a break.
00:02:43 #7 Sure you will.
00:02:44 #8 You're going to be a big star on Broadway.
00:02:46 #9 Why, would your youth and beauty and me back of you
00:02:49 #10 require honey or a cinch?
00:03:11 #11 You're going to have a full house tonight, Kitty.
00:03:13 #12 Oh, Jimmy, I do hope so, just for Daddy's sake.
00:03:17 #13 Well, honey, if this show's a hit,
00:03:19 #14 He won't have to be a stage-dormant any longer.
00:03:22 #15 Come on, Dad.
00:03:23 #16 What's that about?
00:03:35 #17 Open up there, Ape.
00:03:36 #18 We're supposed to have that curtain up tonight.
00:03:38 #19 Not next week.
00:03:44 #20 One more crack out of you, sweet, and hotter cold.
00:03:47 #21 You go out tonight.
00:03:48 #22 You can slide and you'll make it.
00:03:53 #23 Go sit on his tag.
00:03:55 #24 Say, you dorsy twins is just about the swellest dows in the show, ain't you?
00:04:00 #25 Oh, go sit on his tag.
00:04:02 #26 Oh, go feather your net.
00:04:04 #27 Go sit on his tag.
00:04:06 #28 Oh, Miss Boogity.
00:04:13 #29 Hey, how's the off-stay's laugh?
00:04:16 #30 I'm sorry, but Miss Frenchman.
00:04:32 #31 Again? Well, that's a pretty house.
00:04:35 #32 That's a great girl. She's handed me many a laugh.
00:04:41 #33 Hey, listen, old timer, if this outbreak closes tonight
00:04:44 #34 and they shove it in the warehouse, why, just call on me.
00:04:47 #35 I'm a strong-arm guy.
00:04:49 #36 Well, I hope we don't need you.
00:04:51 #37 I don't know what that is.
00:05:09 #38 What is it?
00:05:10 #39 Jerry, come in here.
00:05:11 #40 Listen, Harold, Jerry's got enough worries without listening to actors' bellions.
00:05:16 #41 Ha.
00:05:17 #42 Walking again, huh?
00:05:18 #43 What's bothering you now?
00:05:20 #44 Money.
00:05:21 #45 I haven't been paid.
00:05:23 #46 Nobody's been paid here.
00:05:25 #47 Hey, Pete, why can't I get some fresh air in this problem?
00:05:29 #48 The guest writing a letter to the Feetless Fairfax.
00:05:32 #49 Well, you're not funny.
00:05:33 #50 Neither are you.
00:05:34 #51 Maybe that's what's wrong with this show.
00:05:37 #52 Ha.
00:05:38 #53 If you're a comic, I'm a toe dancer.
00:05:42 #54 Hey, Spie, really, I'm serious.
00:05:44 #55 I gotta have some money.
00:05:46 #56 My case is different.
00:05:48 #57 Not a bit different.
00:05:49 #58 You're just another hungry actor.
00:05:52 #59 Yeah, but I'm awfully worried.
00:05:54 #60 Well, would you like me to hold your hand, sweetheart?
00:05:58 #61 How's the house, Spie?
00:06:15 #62 Well, I'm a dirty glass of circus lemonade.
00:06:18 #63 What's wrong?
00:06:19 #64 I give me best-goerl friend two-eyed seats
00:06:21 #65 for her and her old lady.
00:06:23 #66 I look out front and there she sits with Larry Maloney, a cab driver.
00:06:28 #67 Is that all?
00:06:31 #68 Well, ain't it enough?
00:06:32 #69 She's busted my heart.
00:06:34 #70 I ought to bust her nose.
00:06:36 #71 Oh, it's not worth fretting about.
00:06:38 #72 You know, there are plenty of nice girls.
00:06:41 #73 When I got an investment in this broad,
00:06:43 #74 22 bucks in five weeks.
00:06:51 #75 She's feeding her candies.
00:06:53 #76 Now they're holding hands, oh, that clock.
00:06:58 #77 Do you need a roadmap?
00:07:00 #78 I'll turn out the lights on that bull zone a minute
00:07:02 #79 so he can't see his way around so easily.
00:07:06 #80 Dad, me and you is just a couple of prize chunks.
00:07:10 #81 Me for investing in that dizzy broad
00:07:13 #82 and you in this punk show.
00:07:15 #83 Don't you think the show will go over?
00:07:19 #84 The age of miracles is past.
00:07:24 #85 And so Jerry, bring on the tree.
00:07:48 #86 Lavisene is OK.
00:07:50 #87 A little more grease on the boat wheels
00:07:52 #88 and we can go.
00:07:54 #89 All aboard.
00:07:55 #90 Hurry up, or you'll be in trouble.
00:08:14 #91 I'll throw you out of the water, but you'll be in trouble.
00:08:17 #92 I'll be here in your life.
00:08:19 #93 Go on, take this dress.
00:08:21 #94 But when you can't take it, you'll be in trouble.
00:08:24 #95 Oh, my God, what are you laughing at?
00:08:27 #96 I hope you'll regret it if you take the clothes.
00:08:30 #97 You worry the beginning.
00:08:32 #98 Over your courage on the stage.
00:08:35 #99 You'll be in trouble.
00:09:09 #100 Hey, I'll swap you.
00:09:11 #101 A month of promises for a week's salary.
00:09:13 #102 I was talking to you, dear.
00:09:15 #103 Oh, yeah.
00:09:16 #104 Listen, I just got a wire for Mother.
00:09:19 #105 She dares to do.
00:09:20 #106 So am I.
00:09:21 #107 Also delirious.
00:09:23 #108 I'm a mother, Nenders, and money.
00:09:30 #109 Keep quiet.
00:09:32 #110 A man can't let his mother down.
00:09:34 #111 Wait a minute.
00:09:36 #112 Does your mother realize what I'm doing for you?
00:09:39 #113 That I'm going to put hair on Aster on Broadway
00:09:42 #114 In bigger lights than Jack Baramore.
00:09:46 #115 Banana extract.
00:09:48 #116 Who knows all that, Jared?
00:09:54 #117 And he's terrible, Grateful.
00:09:56 #118 But he's flat broke.
00:09:58 #119 He's down to her last $10.
00:10:00 #120 So if I had $10 in real coin,
00:10:02 #121 I'd consider myself a millionaire.
00:10:05 #122 But I'm terribly worried.
00:10:07 #123 Let's not get some money.
00:10:10 #124 If that won't be a heel, kid,
00:10:11 #125 you promise you'll see me through.
00:10:13 #126 Now, I'll say you're salary.
00:10:14 #127 I promise you.
00:10:15 #128 When?
00:10:16 #129 Well, next Saturday.
00:10:18 #130 My word of honor.
00:10:20 #131 Is there a pen on it? Can a wire mother?
00:10:22 #132 Yes. Wire collect.
00:10:25 #133 Great.
00:10:26 #134 Say, girls, now get ready for the first act.
00:10:27 #135 Gary? Gary!
00:10:29 #136 I want to speak to you a minute.
00:10:30 #137 Again? What is it about getting Kitty into the show?
00:10:33 #138 Since you brought up the subject, when are you going to put Kitty on?
00:10:36 #139 I've told you a thousand times she hasn't got a chance.
00:10:40 #140 Oh gee, I've got some rights.
00:10:42 #141 Say, you'll have a couple of lefts.
00:10:44 #142 You don't stop pestering me.
00:10:45 #143 Speaking of pests reminds me,
00:10:47 #144 Sam Bloom is out front. He wants to see you.
00:10:50 #145 Did you tell him I was back here?
00:10:52 #146 Sure.
00:10:53 #147 Now, haven't you paid for the scenery?
00:10:55 #148 Have I paid for anything?
00:10:56 #149 Now, you go out there and hit him off.
00:10:58 #150 Tell him I've gone to Asia.
00:10:59 #151 Tell him I've just died. Go on, now, quick. Hurry up.
00:11:01 #152 Don't worry, I'll get ready, then.
00:11:05 #153 Don't let anybody in here, then.
00:11:07 #154 Come in here. Stick to it.
00:11:14 #155 Just because you gamble your money, old man,
00:11:16 #156 don't expect me to.
00:11:19 #157 Well, well, old Sam Bloomin's belt.
00:11:22 #158 Why didn't you come in this way?
00:11:23 #159 It's tough enough getting in that way.
00:11:25 #160 How is that great big cropping scenery magnet?
00:11:28 #161 I'm glad to see you, Sam.
00:11:29 #162 Your doorman was tickled, too.
00:11:31 #163 So much so that he tried to throw me out.
00:11:33 #164 Well, he probably didn't recognize you.
00:11:35 #165 I'm glad you dropped in to catch the show, Sam.
00:11:38 #166 You love it.
00:11:39 #167 I didn't come to catch the show.
00:11:42 #168 I came to catch you.
00:11:45 #169 You're going to pay that?
00:11:46 #170 Well, of course I am.
00:11:47 #171 Don't I always pay my bills? Don't I always?
00:11:50 #172 Such a solentary.
00:11:51 #173 I want my money.
00:11:52 #174 Hold this, Sam.
00:11:53 #175 Can't you give a guy a break?
00:11:54 #176 It happens that I'm a little financially embarrassed for the moment.
00:11:57 #177 And that won't work either.
00:11:59 #178 You've got a swell house.
00:12:01 #179 I just talked to Georgie in the box office.
00:12:03 #180 There's more than enough to cover that bill.
00:12:05 #181 Great grief, man.
00:12:06 #182 You can't attach the box office tonight.
00:12:08 #183 No. Well, watch me.
00:12:10 #184 Now wait, Sam.
00:12:11 #185 I need this dough to take the show out with.
00:12:12 #186 And besides, I've got a property here.
00:12:15 #187 Let's go and knock Broadway for a moot.
00:12:18 #188 Oh, where have I heard those words before?
00:12:20 #189 Come on, clear stage. Let's go.
00:12:22 #190 Hey, look here, yo.
00:12:24 #191 See that you're not walking around on that first entrance of mine tonight.
00:12:27 #192 Mention, you forget that I'm the general leading man on this show.
00:12:30 #193 I don't care if you're the leading lady. Don't walk on my lap.
00:12:34 #194 Then I'm gonna get mad now, man.
00:12:36 #195 Hike down, you plebbononus. On with the show.
00:12:40 #196 All right, Croc.
00:12:41 #197 Come on, buddy, get up there.
00:12:42 #198 Maybe I've got the bottles in that bag. Sorry.
00:12:44 #199 I'll see that they are.
00:12:46 #200 Thanks, Pete.
00:12:49 #201 Here's, hold on.
00:12:52 #202 Love and kisses.
00:12:53 #203 Well, a thing like that, but we've got a great show here.
00:14:57 #204 I'm not interested in anything but getting my money.
00:14:59 #205 Let me get it.
00:15:01 #206 I'll still want my dough or the scenery.
00:15:03 #207 Build a sabaki's own show, and you ask me to hold the bag for the scenery.
00:20:20 #208 But I explained he went cold on us.
00:20:22 #209 Compared to me, he's on fire.
00:20:24 #210 Now please, Dan, fly Wall Street.
00:20:27 #211 That's headquarters for suckers.
00:20:29 #212 Sam, he must listen to you.
00:20:30 #213 I'm too arguing with you guys.
00:20:32 #214 I'll take out every stick of scenery just as soon as my trucks get here.
00:20:36 #215 What's this?
00:20:38 #216 Look at the notices I'm getting.
00:20:46 #217 With the exception of Sara Bogarty's all-stage laugh,
00:20:49 #218 Jerry Price's new musical venture is a very clean show.
00:20:54 #219 Man and boy, we've heard many feminine laughs,
00:20:58 #220 but never one that seems to promise so much.
00:21:01 #221 We predict a very exciting future for Miss Bogarty,
00:21:04 #222 and hope that our phone number is great.
00:21:08 #223 Asked you and asked you to take your suitcases
00:21:20 #224 and junk out of my dressing room.
00:21:23 #225 And I shan't ask you again.
00:21:25 #226 Can I depend on that?
00:21:27 #227 Jerry, I get crazy coloring at me, darling.
00:21:35 #228 I'm a woman myself.
00:21:39 #229 Well, I hope you have gallstones.
00:21:42 #230 Well, I'm gonna phone for the truck.
00:21:45 #231 Oh, yeah, me.
00:21:47 #232 I have machines for days and days and days.
00:21:49 #233 You can't run away now.
00:21:51 #234 Come on in the wings and watch the show.
00:21:53 #235 No, no, I've got important business.
00:21:55 #236 Go on and see the show, Sam. You'll enjoy it.
00:22:01 #237 The apple bodies are gonna sing,
00:22:03 #238 I'm blue. They could be dull. You'll love it. Come on. I know, but I've had to.
00:22:07 #239 Come on.
00:22:09 #240 Well, that steves off calamity for a while.
00:22:36 #241 Wait, no.
00:23:11 #242 Am I, am I?
00:24:49 #243 I'm in a jam, jam.
00:24:55 #244 We should we're up there on the stage.
00:26:12 #245 Anything?
00:26:16 #246 Well, it isn't too late yet.
00:26:18 #247 You know I'm financing this show, and well, you are.
00:26:24 #248 Yes, maybe I understand too well.
00:26:29 #249 Oh, don't be like that, kiddie.
00:26:31 #250 You're always that little.
00:26:36 #251 Listen, don't tell me that.
00:26:37 #252 Listen here, Jerry.
00:26:38 #253 Are you going to let that guy spoil the show?
00:26:40 #254 What's the matter now?
00:26:41 #255 Oh, he ruins all my love scenes.
00:26:43 #256 Ah, Rony, our love scenes.
00:26:44 #257 I walk on before the audience walks out on you.
00:26:47 #258 Now, boys, stop arguing.
00:26:48 #259 Get on there.
00:26:49 #260 Come on.
00:26:50 #261 Now, keep it three, boys.
00:26:51 #262 Oh, stop it.
00:26:52 #263 You better leave.
00:26:53 #264 That's fine, girls.
00:26:54 #265 Go on. Get things ready.
00:26:55 #266 Of course, you're going to open like a million, huh?
00:26:56 #267 Didn't I tell you?
00:26:57 #268 Jerry, I got an idea to keep Sam from getting the door in my mouth.
00:26:59 #269 Sam from getting the door in the box office.
00:27:01 #270 Spill it.
00:27:04 #271 Boys, on the set.
00:27:05 #272 Come on.
00:27:06 #273 Step right away, boys.
00:27:07 #274 Come on, step into it.
00:27:11 #275 While Sam's out there in the wings,
00:27:13 #276 I could hold up the box office.
00:27:15 #277 Another crack like that out of you, and I'll slap you down.
00:27:17 #278 Oh, would it be a sense?
00:27:19 #279 Then Kitty and me and all of us would be fixed.
00:27:21 #280 Do you want to spend the rest of your life in jail,
00:27:23 #281 you poor Sam?
00:27:24 #282 I didn't say I was going to do it.
00:27:26 #283 I just suggested that.
00:27:27 #284 Well, it's just like all of the other suggestions.
00:27:29 #285 Terrible.
00:27:30 #286 Forget it.
00:27:31 #287 Hello, Miss Jerry.
00:27:33 #288 I see we got a piece of a house.
00:27:35 #289 I kicked any more coats than last night.
00:27:38 #290 Must be colder out.
00:27:42 #291 No, just worried, Kitty.
00:27:50 #292 Oh, Sam Bloom's taking the scene.
00:27:52 #293 We're all washed up.
00:27:56 #294 Broadway?
00:27:58 #295 What about Dad?
00:28:00 #296 Well, whatever happens, kitten, you and me will stick together
00:28:04 #297 like we promised that day at the beach.
00:28:06 #298 Remember?
00:28:07 #299 Well, from still wearing the wig through thick and thin.
00:28:12 #300 through thick and thin, and the show looks thin now.
00:28:16 #301 I thought you're going to see the show through.
00:28:18 #302 Well, as through as far as I'm concerned,
00:28:21 #303 you'll not get another penny out of this jump.
00:28:23 #304 Oh, I wanted to hear you make a detailed statement.
00:28:27 #305 Now I'll tell you why you well-stun us. In any way.
00:28:30 #306 The reason that you backed out is because you couldn't
00:28:33 #307 get to first base with pity. That's a while.
00:28:37 #308 I wouldn't even feel, Jerry.
00:28:39 #309 You didn't buy into this show because you love me.
00:28:42 #310 We both know what we think of each other.
00:28:45 #311 But I had a hunch that you came in because you thought you could
00:28:49 #312 make some money for yourself.
00:28:51 #313 Then I woke up, found that you'd got Dad and Jimmy
00:28:55 #314 to sock every nickel they own in the show,
00:28:57 #315 trying to promote yourself a hold on Kitty.
00:29:00 #316 It didn't work, and now you're trying to let the show flop.
00:29:04 #317 Keep your mouth shut!
00:29:05 #318 Oh, I won't tell Rita.
00:29:07 #319 That's what you mean. But you stay away from pity.
00:29:11 #320 Get me?
00:29:13 #321 Why, you poor, cheap, hammer-made clownhouse.
00:29:20 #322 Nothing at all. I was just showing Mr. Waller's a scene from the new opera.
00:29:24 #323 Oh, yeah?
00:29:30 #324 Sure. You play an elephant trainer.
00:29:33 #325 Is it dust?
00:38:13 #326 The show has been held up!
00:38:14 #327 What's wrong?
00:38:28 #328 Think about the robbery. The show has got to go on.
00:38:31 #329 What's wrong, Jerry? What's happened? Never mind.
00:38:33 #330 What happened? I want to talk to you.
00:38:36 #331 Take your meat hook lock.
00:38:37 #332 Ah, don't give me that and come on and take a walk.
00:38:39 #333 Hey, what is this, Jerry?
00:38:42 #334 Nothing at all. Don't worry, Sam. Everything is all right.
00:38:45 #335 They should kill people. Get on. Get to places.
00:38:47 #336 Yeah, but what am I going to do?
00:38:49 #337 Hey, what are you trying to do?
00:38:50 #338 Don't worry. You get your money all right.
00:38:53 #339 With Joe Haberhardt, Jerry's trying to get the curtain up on the second act.
00:41:06 #340 Get it.
00:41:08 #341 And you turn the stage into a police court.
00:41:10 #342 Say, that's got nothing to do with my job of finding out who stuck up the box office.
00:41:15 #343 I don't have anything to do with theater, Curtains.
00:41:18 #344 Listen, Joe, why are you getting so upset?
00:41:21 #345 We all know you're not a real cop.
00:41:23 #346 You're just a night watchman.
00:41:24 #347 I'm not a real cop.
00:41:26 #348 I'll put you in jail if you don't stop your stalling
00:41:30 #349 and answer my questions.
00:41:31 #350 Do you have any questions?
00:41:34 #351 Maybe you should go back to work.
00:41:36 #352 All right, if you keep your trap shut.
00:41:38 #353 Go ahead.
00:41:39 #354 It's a poison.
00:41:41 #355 I'll go out before the poised-act coitain
00:41:44 #356 to send a note down the aisle to a dame.
00:41:46 #357 What was her name?
00:41:48 #358 Now, that's got nothing to do with this case.
00:41:51 #359 Just a dame I'm not way about.
00:41:53 #360 Ha, ha, ha.
00:41:54 #361 He's that way about.
00:41:56 #362 The note says, pardon the intrusion.
00:41:58 #363 But please ask the gent who is your escort
00:42:00 #364 to step out in the alley and get his eye knocked out.
00:42:03 #365 Who was he?
00:42:04 #366 Larry Maloney, a punk cab driver.
00:42:06 #367 The big punk of cheese.
00:42:08 #368 Then what was you doing the Charlie
00:42:09 #369 paddock down the alley for?
00:42:11 #370 Maloney takes me serious.
00:42:13 #371 He comes out.
00:42:14 #372 Oh, then it was you I chased.
00:42:18 #373 No, you chased Maloney.
00:42:20 #374 He was chasing me.
00:42:21 #375 Ah, Maloney, Maloney.
00:42:24 #376 What's that got to do with the robbery?
00:42:26 #377 Ain't I been telling you how innocent I am?
00:42:29 #378 All right, take it on the lamb, but I'll talk to you later.
00:42:32 #379 Not if I see your voice.
00:42:34 #380 Yeah, that's it.
00:42:34 #381 Hey, listen, I want to ask you a couple of questions, too.
00:42:38 #382 Joe, you don't suspect Jimmy, do you?
00:42:40 #383 Say, I suspect anybody.
00:42:42 #384 That's my job.
00:42:43 #385 Now what were you doing when the box office was being stuck up?
00:42:47 #386 Well, I went out front like Mr. Wallace told me and tossed the drunk out.
00:42:51 #387 And you come right back in?
00:42:53 #388 Yeah.
00:42:54 #389 I had a few drags off of a cigarette first.
00:42:57 #390 Well, and that didn't take more than a minute, did it?
00:43:01 #391 No, I guess not.
00:43:03 #392 And listen, kid, I got you hands down.
00:43:06 #393 Because I had the usher check you up and he pulled out his watch.
00:43:09 #394 And when you left, it was just eight minutes after nine.
00:43:12 #395 When the robbery took place, it was 13 minutes after 9.
00:43:16 #396 And you didn't come back in the theater until 9.21.
00:43:20 #397 How do you know?
00:43:21 #398 Because I followed him.
00:43:22 #399 He went right out and he came right back in again.
00:43:25 #400 But that was the second time I'd been in there before and just...
00:43:28 #401 Now, don't stand there and tell me that
00:43:29 #402 because the door washer checked up on you.
00:43:32 #403 Now, what was you doing?
00:43:33 #404 I asked again when that box office was stuck up.
00:43:37 #405 Well, if you insist on knowing,
00:43:39 #406 I was rehearsing a speech.
00:43:42 #407 Beach. Now wait a minute Joe I understand this kid and you don't. What was the speech
00:43:52 #408 Jimmy a few words I'm going to say to Robert Wallace Mr Wallace you may be my
00:43:56 #409 boss but you ain't my superior take that I like it. I suppose the next thing he did
00:44:03 #410 was sing mami now listen Joe you've got this kid scared to death just leave him to
00:44:09 #411 I'll take care of them.
00:44:10 #412 Yeah, well, can I depend on that?
00:44:12 #413 Sure, now screw.
00:44:13 #414 I'll take care of Jimmy.
00:44:14 #415 All right, but say, let me tell you something.
00:44:17 #416 If any one of you birds get actin' crooked,
00:44:20 #417 why, it's just gonna be too bad.
00:44:22 #418 Just too bad.
00:44:25 #419 Excuse us for a minute, will you, Kitty?
00:44:29 #420 I kept Joe off you because I wanted to give you a chance.
00:44:33 #421 I like you, and I like Kitty, but I like this show better.
00:44:36 #422 Now come across with that dough and I'll cover you.
00:44:37 #423 If you don't, I'll...
00:44:38 #424 I keep telling you, I never done it. I ain't got the dough.
00:44:42 #425 Where is it?
00:44:43 #426 Well, you didn't take it.
00:44:48 #427 I wouldn't be surprised if you was just trying to cover yourself up.
00:44:50 #428 Another crack like that out of you and I'll slap you silly.
00:44:54 #429 Don't want you up in the box office.
00:45:00 #430 What do you want?
00:45:01 #431 Go on out and see. My offer holds until you come back. Get me?
00:45:05 #432 Yeah.
00:45:06 #433 And don't forget to come back.
00:45:08 #434 Oh, I'll be back all right.
00:45:09 #435 Don't you go catching any trains to Canada.
00:45:13 #436 Say now, Jerry, you don't think Jimmy did this, do you?
00:45:17 #437 Put that silly notion into your head.
00:45:18 #438 Oh, I don't know.
00:45:20 #439 Everything's so mixed up in such a terrible mess.
00:45:23 #440 Why can't I do something?
00:45:24 #441 There's nothing you can do.
00:45:26 #442 Oh, yes, there is.
00:45:27 #443 I could get Mr. Wallace to help us.
00:45:37 #444 Oh, Jerry, I know what he wants, and so do you.
00:45:39 #445 Now see here, kitty.
00:45:41 #446 There are only few of you sweet kids left.
00:45:45 #447 Stay that way.
00:45:46 #448 Get me?
00:45:48 #449 I know, but maybe I could make him my slave
00:45:50 #450 without even letting him touch me.
00:45:52 #451 Your self-confidence has only exceeded by my big feet.
00:45:56 #452 Oh, Jerry, now all kidnest sides.
00:45:59 #453 I know how those gold diggers work.
00:46:00 #454 I haven't been brought up in the theater all my life for nothing.
00:46:03 #455 Just the other night I heard a couple of them.
00:46:06 #456 One, Richie is a dickens.
00:46:08 #457 The other, tough as a dude.
00:46:09 #458 I'll show you.
00:46:12 #459 When you've known me, you lit stick, dearie.
00:46:15 #460 Say, kid, how's that new oyster of yours?
00:46:22 #461 Looks on me like he's got a foil in him.
00:46:26 #462 Why, don't be silly.
00:46:29 #463 He's going to buy me a Puex.
00:46:33 #464 Oh, what?
00:46:35 #465 Come up to my house and anything less than a Lincoln.
00:46:38 #466 Consider yourself a parcel and come in the back door.
00:46:43 #467 Oh, Jerry, I know how that bracket works.
00:46:47 #468 Now forget it.
00:46:49 #469 If you try to pull any gags like that around here,
00:46:51 #470 I'll make your dad spank you.
00:46:54 #471 There's no event.
00:53:23 #472 Then there is.
00:53:28 #473 He is greening, and you know that no one dreams in the land of Let's Pretend.
00:53:35 #474 Well, Let's pretend they do.
00:53:37 #475 Ah-ah, Queenie.
00:53:40 #476 No lavity.
00:53:41 #477 He thinks you're in love.
00:53:43 #478 What if I am in love?
00:53:48 #479 There's no such thing as love in the land of Let's Pretend.
00:53:52 #480 Let's pretend there is.
00:53:54 #481 I demand young prisoners.
00:53:56 #482 Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:54:00 #483 Yes, Spey-Eve-Ivner prays.
00:54:07 #484 For that offense, we'll give him the gate.
00:54:10 #485 Sweetheart!
00:54:14 #486 My dream girl! Sweetheart!
00:54:32 #487 Please, land of less pretend.
00:54:38 #488 Come on, Harold, you're not hurt.
00:54:40 #489 Much, I'm afraid.
00:54:44 #490 The club breakfast, come!
00:54:47 #491 They're all gathered in waiting boils.
00:54:49 #492 Was she real or just a figment?
00:54:52 #493 My imagination.
00:54:54 #494 A floor?
00:54:56 #495 A figment!
00:54:58 #496 Let's not talk about those things.
00:55:01 #497 Think of the club breakfast, old pal.
00:55:04 #498 The club breakfast.
00:55:05 #499 What are you trying to do? Kill me with that sword?
00:55:12 #500 What do you care as long as I get the last?
00:55:16 #501 I'm not your straight man. I'm the love interest in this show.
00:55:20 #502 Love interest? Last season you were playing soda fountains and ribbon counters.
00:55:23 #503 Some day the worm will turn.
00:55:25 #504 Yeah? Why should he? He's the same on both sides.
00:55:29 #505 You think you're fighting down here?
00:55:31 #506 Yeah, you're right.
00:55:32 #507 Well, you make a change.
00:55:33 #508 All right.
00:55:34 #509 Put that girl down.
00:55:35 #510 Gotta make a change.
00:55:36 #511 Jerry, have they found the man who held up the box office yet?
00:55:39 #512 No, not yet.
00:55:41 #513 Matt May not.
00:56:26 #514 What are you gonna do, baby? Lock yourself up?
00:56:31 #515 If I did, who'd hold down your job?
00:56:35 #516 Oh, rat that thing up.
00:56:38 #517 You're a smart girl, aren't you?
00:56:41 #518 Smart enough to get all the notices.
00:56:45 #519 But not smart enough to get my salary.
00:56:48 #520 Perhaps...
00:56:50 #521 If I carried the collected in a way you do.
00:56:53 #522 Some people have all the nuts, don't they?
00:56:58 #523 Some people need it.
00:57:00 #524 Hey, you. I don't see any star on your dressing room door.
00:57:04 #525 You'll see plenty of stars if you don't cut out taking my key.
00:57:07 #526 I'm taking my key.
00:57:08 #527 There's a little answer to me.
00:57:36 #528 Why, tell me, honey, what is it you want to know?
00:57:39 #529 Just me and you.
00:59:08 #530 Trust me, I tell you for the show.
00:59:12 #531 And dear, while you're gone, I'll just
00:59:14 #532 roll down to the stables and look over our thoroughbred.
00:59:17 #533 And perhaps place little bed of 50,000 on the race tomorrow.
00:59:21 #534 Toodle-doo.
00:59:22 #535 Get on there, come up the path.
00:59:24 #536 I'm safe.
00:59:25 #537 Jerry, excuse me.
00:59:26 #538 Jerry, it's terrible.
00:59:27 #539 I just got another one up to mother.
00:59:29 #540 Now what?
00:59:30 #541 She made a mistake in her first wife.
00:59:32 #542 She's not down to her last $10.
00:59:34 #543 She's down to her last $10.
00:59:36 #544 I got her, send her some money.
00:59:38 #545 My nerves all shaking.
00:59:39 #546 I missed two cues out there in my last scene.
00:59:42 #547 And I've got to go right back on.
00:59:44 #548 I'm not asking for much.
00:59:45 #549 It's two weeks salaries all I need.
00:59:47 #550 Two weeks salary?
00:59:49 #551 Don't make me laugh.
00:59:50 #552 All I've got is seven bucks.
00:59:53 #553 You want them?
00:59:54 #554 Well, I guess that'll have to do.
00:59:58 #555 Hey, Dad, listen.
00:59:59 #556 Why is it to mother? You know that.
01:00:03 #557 Thank you, Jerry.
01:00:06 #558 I'm not going to go tonight.
01:00:08 #559 Bert, you don't look so good.
01:00:37 #560 No, I'm all right.
01:00:40 #561 Put this up together, old timer.
01:00:43 #562 Hey, Pete, what's the bad news now?
01:00:50 #563 We've taken him into my office.
01:00:51 #564 Somebody get a drink. Get one for Bert, too.
01:00:58 #565 Bane it, eh?
01:00:59 #566 I think I'll go in and give that guy the third degree.
01:01:02 #567 He comes.
01:01:14 #568 A door, man, the train.
01:01:17 #569 And, huh, he's so exciting.
01:01:19 #570 I'm sorry.
01:01:20 #571 You know, I remember meeting a guy of not that.
01:01:22 #572 He's all for the night.
01:01:23 #573 I've got to go on this plate.
01:01:24 #574 I don't know the lines.
01:01:25 #575 Glory, this will be murder.
01:01:26 #576 What will you do?
01:01:27 #577 When's my first entry?
01:01:28 #578 In about 10 seconds.
01:01:30 #579 Gee, I'll never get away with this.
01:01:31 #580 Well, we can all see. What do I say? What do I do?
01:01:33 #581 I'll go on blanks.
01:01:34 #582 I've forgotten about the whole show.
01:01:35 #583 What are my lines for the first scene?
01:01:37 #584 You walk on and say, here's the lucky and soda, sir.
01:01:41 #585 Then drink it yourself and get a laugh.
01:01:49 #586 Somebody get it for me quick.
01:01:50 #587 Give me a script of the play then.
01:01:52 #588 There must be one around somewhere.
01:01:54 #589 The cat had kittens on one last week in the classroom.
01:01:57 #590 A lame.
01:02:12 #591 A car.
01:02:17 #592 My knees are nothing together. I've got stage fright.
01:02:20 #593 You're worse than hell.
01:02:23 #594 Whiskey and soda, sir.
01:02:27 #595 Whiskey and soda.
01:02:29 #596 You know, you're looking twice as nice
01:02:31 #597 as I've ever seen you look before.
01:02:34 #598 Gin and ginger ale, sir.
01:02:36 #599 I mean whiskey and soda, sir.
01:02:38 #600 Getty, how you have changed.
01:02:43 #601 Shakin' for the drinks, huh, Getty?
01:02:47 #602 Lookin' everywhere for you.
01:02:53 #603 Can I help you?
01:02:55 #604 Not unless you can find that script for me.
01:02:58 #605 Was there something you wanted?
01:03:06 #606 Yeah.
01:03:08 #607 I don't want you to quit high hattin' me.
01:03:10 #608 I'm not high hattin' you.
01:03:12 #609 I'm simply trying to mind my own business.
01:03:14 #610 my own business. Well if I were money in my own business I'd
01:03:20 #611 ordered an arrest long ago. What do you mean?
01:03:24 #612 Oh of course you don't know and you have no idea who robbed the box office.
01:03:29 #613 Certainly not. No? Well then for your information I'll tell you.
01:03:34 #614 It was one of your own corrales. You all know the show's through tonight so
01:03:39 #615 somebody's feathering his neck. Say listen here do you mean Jimmy?
01:03:44 #616 I do.
01:03:45 #617 All kiddie drop the innocent gargoyle stuff.
01:03:49 #618 Don't you realize how easy it would be for you to say,
01:03:53 #619 give me a lot of trouble?
01:03:56 #620 Don't boast.
01:03:58 #621 Be yourself.
01:03:59 #622 That's all I am.
01:04:01 #623 Wallace, how should I start trying to be myself?
01:04:18 #624 Well, now that's better.
01:04:20 #625 Now we're getting some flicks.
01:04:22 #626 I want to sit down.
01:04:23 #627 You'll forget about the robbery and save the show.
01:04:29 #628 That's a big order.
01:04:33 #629 But I might. Isn't it worth taking a chance?
01:04:39 #630 Yes. I guess it is.
01:04:41 #631 You little devil, even cute-joker.
01:04:51 #632 I'm mad about you, kiddie. I'll do anything in the world for you. Yes.
01:05:00 #633 Hey, buddy, convince her.
01:05:08 #634 No kidding, honey. I'm crazy about you.
01:05:11 #635 I love it. Practical love.
01:05:19 #636 The kind of love that comes wrapped up with jewelry.
01:05:22 #637 That's what I'm offering you. You're a sweet, pretty little kid, you.
01:05:27 #638 The kind of lover don't fade with a move.
01:05:30 #639 Don't you understand, Kitty?
01:05:32 #640 You agree.
01:05:34 #641 Get some experience, and get it from me.
01:05:38 #642 For greed.
01:05:42 #643 That's my...
01:05:44 #644 Have to wear smoke glasses every time I look at you.
01:05:48 #645 But what it takes to remove green bobsies got.
01:05:53 #646 Now, wait a minute.
01:05:54 #647 We're not going anywhere.
01:05:56 #648 Come on down here and sit down.
01:05:58 #649 Maybe.
01:06:10 #650 But don't rush me.
01:06:11 #651 I don't like to be rushed.
01:06:13 #652 Come on, give us a kiss and we'll close the deal right now.
01:06:16 #653 Oh, no.
01:06:17 #654 Oh, yeah.
01:06:18 #655 Oh, no.
01:06:19 #656 Just one little kiss from Kitzy to Bobby Lee.
01:06:22 #657 Oh, no, no.
01:06:23 #658 And I'll deal it all closed.
01:06:24 #659 Now, yeah.
01:06:25 #660 Hey, see, I did have to tell me we were going to be friends and everything.
01:06:36 #661 Me alone?
01:06:44 #662 Boss, Mr. Wallace.
01:06:57 #663 Oh, you dirty rat.
01:06:58 #664 Get out of here before I get you fresh.
01:07:09 #665 You had a drink with that flat tire.
01:07:35 #666 That flat tire.
01:07:36 #667 Oh, no.
01:07:37 #668 The thing's wrong.
01:07:41 #669 Just in here alone with a door shut,
01:07:43 #670 waiting for a streetcar.
01:07:50 #671 Singulant?
01:07:51 #672 You mean a singular coincidence.
01:07:54 #673 Yeah.
01:07:55 #674 Yes, I've noticed that.
01:07:57 #675 My young master is not in love with the girl
01:08:02 #676 that he's engaged to marry.
01:08:05 #677 Yeah.
01:08:06 #678 I've noticed that.
01:08:07 #679 And he's continually talking about his bedroom sweetheart.
01:08:12 #680 No wedding tomorrow.
01:08:22 #681 Tomorrow night, tomorrow, you took the words right out of my mouth.
01:08:30 #682 Now what?
01:08:31 #683 Hey, Jerry, give me those clothes.
01:08:33 #684 Wait so long, he can go on.
01:08:35 #685 Gee, that's fine.
01:08:36 #686 That copper of ours just talked him right out of his face.
01:08:39 #687 Yes?
01:08:44 #688 Jerry, I caught her in the prop room with Wallace. They've been...
01:08:48 #689 Oh, Jerry, he's crazy.
01:08:53 #690 Probably getting his jaw fixed.
01:08:56 #691 You what?
01:09:00 #692 Get in with the whole building.
01:09:09 #693 Was it for you to take a stock at Wallace?
01:09:16 #694 Need about working on Wallace to help me.
01:09:18 #695 Oh, well, now you're coming to your senses.
01:09:25 #696 I guess you believed it.
01:09:26 #697 You have a lot of faith in me.
01:09:28 #698 Why didn't you laugh at his face?
01:09:30 #699 Right.
01:09:33 #700 What if I do?
01:09:34 #701 Wait a minute. You're eating?
01:09:37 #702 You've been starving long enough.
01:09:45 #703 I don't care.
01:09:47 #704 Arrest me. Hang here.
01:09:48 #705 Do anything you want.
01:09:50 #706 Tell it to the judge.
01:09:51 #707 I'm just taking this guy to the station house.
01:09:55 #708 Wait a minute.
01:09:56 #709 Who ordered his arrest?
01:09:57 #710 Wallace, I suppose.
01:09:58 #711 Oh, isn't that just too bad?
01:10:01 #712 Just too bad.
01:10:03 #713 Well, you tend to your business, and I'll tend to mine.
01:10:06 #714 Come on, Mugg.
01:10:07 #715 What are you rushing the kid for?
01:10:08 #716 He hasn't done anything.
01:10:09 #717 Oh, no.
01:10:11 #718 I guess holding a box office is a good legitimate trade, huh?
01:10:15 #719 Why don't you arrest the man that really pulled the job?
01:10:18 #720 Sure. Tell us who it is.
01:10:21 #721 Yeah, you seem to know so much.
01:10:23 #722 Now tell us who done it.
01:10:24 #723 Yeah, let us into the secret.
01:10:26 #724 All right.
01:10:28 #725 Give yourself up, Jerry.
01:10:30 #726 And you look pretty sane, too.
01:10:34 #727 Hey, if that's the best you can do, you better go back to the scenery.
01:10:38 #728 I tell you, Jerry did it.
01:10:40 #729 Now, wait a minute. Don't get me all mixed up.
01:10:43 #730 If you guys keep on passing the buck to one another, I'm going to arrest the whole crew.
01:10:47 #731 Now, listen, Joe, you'll give me just two minutes alone with these two highbinders,
01:10:51 #732 and I'll have the proof that Jerry is the man you're after.
01:10:55 #733 All right. But if any of you guys try to get out of this theater without me knowing it,
01:11:00 #734 It's going to be just too bad.
01:11:03 #735 Just too bad.
01:11:05 #736 And over the cash.
01:11:11 #737 I'd rather have my dough than see you doing time.
01:11:14 #738 I suppose the jury would convict me on your phony evidence.
01:11:18 #739 If it's so phony, explain where you were at the time of the robbery.
01:11:23 #740 I was in the alley taking a walk.
01:11:26 #741 Very interesting.
01:11:29 #742 And why did you take Bobby Wallace's gun along with you?
01:11:32 #743 To shoot quail?
01:11:34 #744 Who told you about that gun?
01:11:36 #745 My little playmate, Sarah.
01:11:38 #746 That's big boy.
01:11:43 #747 Be fast!
01:11:45 #748 Introduce the bride made of honor, Miss Howe.
01:11:49 #749 Oh, Miss Howe?
01:11:51 #750 Not Howe.
01:11:56 #751 Just when and where.
01:12:00 #752 Aren't you due on?
01:12:02 #753 The second act is nearly over.
01:12:04 #754 Yes, in a few minutes.
01:12:05 #755 But you're not pressed.
01:12:06 #756 Well, what woman is now, James?
01:12:08 #757 Oh, quit cracking wise.
01:12:10 #758 Get into your costume, Lisa.
01:12:11 #759 Oh, listen to the slave draw.
01:12:13 #760 Where's your quit?
01:12:14 #761 Don't mind him.
01:12:15 #762 He's in trouble.
01:12:16 #763 Not for you.
01:12:17 #764 This show goes on in spite of my troubles.
01:12:20 #765 That's just the point, does it?
01:12:22 #766 What do you mean?
01:12:24 #767 Well, I understand that our friend Jerry
01:12:26 #768 has come into a little money.
01:12:28 #769 And being an old and faithful trooper,
01:12:30 #770 I just thought I'd drop by and collect $1,500 back.
01:12:34 #771 Salary.
01:12:35 #772 Oh, stop it.
01:12:35 #773 I haven't got on my kidding clothes tonight.
01:12:38 #774 You think I'm kidding, don't you?
01:12:40 #775 Well, get us down to this.
01:12:42 #776 Unless I get this $1,500 right there with any leverage,
01:12:46 #777 I don't put a foot on this date again tonight.
01:12:49 #778 What is this, a frame up between you and him?
01:12:52 #779 Oh, Miss French, Nita.
01:12:53 #780 You couldn't do a thing like that now.
01:12:56 #781 Why, Nita, an old troublemaker like you
01:12:58 #782 wouldn't do a trick like that.
01:13:00 #783 I'll even roll up my sleeves to show you
01:13:02 #784 what my mother left for me.
01:13:07 #785 She's less than a few does not bring tonight.
01:13:10 #786 You don't know what you're talking about. You're crazy. You're losing your mind.
01:13:14 #787 And you're losing $1,500.
01:13:16 #788 If I ring down tonight, I haven't got money not to pay off the house.
01:13:23 #789 Oh, Nita, that's a kind of rotten trick to play on the boys.
01:13:27 #790 Oh, go get yourself a pair of scissors.
01:13:31 #791 Nita, I didn't take any money from the box office. I haven't got any money.
01:13:36 #792 Now be a good scout. Be human.
01:13:38 #793 I don't wish I could put my catchy code this around.
01:13:47 #794 I'm getting the moon, you're looking at you.
01:13:50 #795 A swell trooper you turned out to be.
01:13:52 #796 Let me get this straight.
01:13:54 #797 Do I understand that you absolutely refuse to go on without the money?
01:13:59 #798 What a smart guy you are.
01:14:01 #799 You know, just give your time enough and you'll understand everything.
01:14:05 #800 Here, Jimmy, take these across the street, the hotel,
01:14:08 #801 and get what you can on them, and hot the trunks for all you can get.
01:14:11 #802 When I call this trooper, please, circus, I said a mouthful.
01:14:14 #803 A fat chance we'll have of getting $1,500.
01:14:17 #804 Well, try it. Don't stand there like an idiot.
01:14:20 #805 That quitting must not come down.
01:14:22 #806 Well, try, Jerry, but...
01:14:23 #807 Say, try. You must have blood vessel doing it.
01:14:26 #808 Don't you understand? If you don't get it with sunk, washed up?
01:14:30 #809 I'm all to that one. You've got to prove that's money from the hotel
01:14:34 #810 and not dough you two cock from the box office and it hit somewhere around here.
01:14:39 #811 No, shut up. You're all driving me screwy.
01:14:41 #812 me screwed go to it now Jimmy I love there's nearly cocktail time you must dress
01:14:50 #813 for dinner I'll go it's fine you follow shortly dear just trot along I'll follow
01:14:56 #814 you tomorrow the wedding ceremony then goodbye my phantom sweetheart you still
01:15:12 #815 got time to go on there and prove that you're not the smallest play in the
01:15:15 #816 circus need a club please take that is your cue come on they're playing lettuce music won't you
01:15:20 #817 I'll do anything for you. You can have everything I've got.
01:15:23 #818 $1,500, Jerry, or it's no use.
01:15:26 #819 Well, what do you want to do, ring down?
01:15:28 #820 No, tell Harold a stall.
01:15:30 #821 Ad-lib, feed the fish, pick the flowers, anything for a few seconds.
01:15:33 #822 You're a blank-cluck.
01:15:35 #823 I'm on my knees. Please, please don't make me ring down.
01:15:39 #824 Next week, Uncle Town Cabin with Rio Bloodhound.
01:15:42 #825 She only knew how I was waiting for her.
01:15:47 #826 My venom sweetheart.
01:15:50 #827 I'd live, do anything, do something, do the salita-queef and halalum.
01:16:02 #828 Oh, the Lord said she's a flop.
01:16:09 #829 Pick daisies, feed the goldfish.
01:16:12 #830 Is she real or just imagine my figment?
01:16:21 #831 Goodbye, my phantom sweetheart.
01:16:24 #832 Go into your dance.
01:16:30 #833 If she only knew how I was waiting for her, my phantom sweetheart.
01:16:35 #834 Take it up with equity. That's why I'm so curious.
01:16:38 #835 They know you Jerry is too bad, but you gotta ring down
01:16:41 #836 Harleys yell four times for spam sweet out and there she sits
01:16:48 #837 Ring down I'm licked
01:16:53 #838 Jerry wait a minute well
01:17:16 #839 Baby that female is dynamite
01:19:26 #840 I'll...
01:19:33 #841 Prove tonight that you've got the real stuff that troopers are made of.
01:19:46 #842 Broadway will be a cinch for you.
01:19:48 #843 Kitty, few words to you before leaving town.
01:20:01 #844 Wait, Jimmy!
01:20:02 #845 I ain't decided definitely yet, but before I go, I just want you to remember that...
01:20:09 #846 well, that I started you on the road to fame.
01:20:13 #847 Oh, why so tragic? What's the big idea?
01:20:16 #848 As I gaze from my lonely hut over the mountain tops at sundown,
01:20:23 #849 I'll think of you and wonder if you remember the boy who placed your ladder on the foot...
01:20:31 #850 I mean, who placed your foot on the ladder of fame.
01:20:34 #851 Oh, he gets silly for that.
01:20:36 #852 Now let me finish. Here is a slight token of my esteem.
01:20:39 #853 There ain't nothing personal in it.
01:20:41 #854 It's just what any fan might give to any artist.
01:20:45 #855 Oh, dear. They're beautiful, Jimmy.
01:20:48 #856 Don't, Kenny.
01:20:49 #857 Don't make our parting any harder.
01:20:51 #858 Can't you see I'm trying not to break down?
01:20:54 #859 Well, we're not parting.
01:20:56 #860 After what you told me about you and Wallace,
01:20:58 #861 after seeing what our sap eyed been,
01:21:00 #862 do you think I could stick around here?
01:21:02 #863 Of course, then why not?
01:21:03 #864 Why, I could never make it up to you.
01:21:05 #865 And there I'd be trying.
01:21:07 #866 And there you'd be watching me try
01:21:10 #867 why, to get on your nerves, so that you'd have a nervous breakdown. Oh.
01:21:14 #868 And then you couldn't wash the dishes or don the socks or even even look after the baby
01:21:35 #869 Excuse me kids for button in oh kitty on behalf of the stage crew
01:21:41 #870 I want to thank you for saving the show if the boys wasn't all married. They'd insist on kissing you poisonly
01:21:50 #871 I'll kiss you.
01:21:51 #872 To Kitty, with love from Jerry.
01:21:54 #873 Same, Bob Demsar posies.
01:21:57 #874 He.
01:21:58 #875 And you can tell the crew for me that I'll kiss each one of them after the show.
01:22:02 #876 Oh, no, Kitty.
01:22:03 #877 That's a promise.
01:22:04 #878 And how?
01:22:05 #879 I'll get them all cleaned up.
01:22:07 #880 Kitty, after the show, I'll tell you how much I love you for what you did.
01:22:10 #881 But right now, we've got to stick to business.
01:22:12 #882 Come on, now, I'll brush you up in your lines with that ass back.
01:22:14 #883 I found a script.
01:22:16 #884 I'll go too if you...
01:22:17 #885 No, you stay here and keep your eye on neither.
01:22:19 #886 and keep her away from Kitty.
01:22:21 #887 Here, give me that.
01:22:22 #888 You put these in the water for me, honey.
01:22:37 #889 Now, it's for the new three Madonna, eh?
01:22:39 #890 Yeah, do you want to smell them?
01:22:40 #891 They'll be very nice for a funeral.
01:22:42 #892 You know, I'm going to bring that dirty little neck for her.
01:22:45 #893 You'll have to ring mine first.
01:22:47 #894 That's a very good idea.
01:22:48 #895 You're the one that put her up to going on the stage
01:22:50 #896 for me tonight.
01:22:52 #897 You said so yourself.
01:22:53 #898 Oh, lay off, Kitty and me, can't you?
01:22:55 #899 We're just a couple of young folks trying to get along.
01:22:58 #900 Where all we want is our chance to get married,
01:23:00 #901 Live straight and have a little home and a family.
01:23:03 #902 Just a little gray home in the west covered with vines
01:23:07 #903 and a couple of mortgages.
01:23:09 #904 Roses growing around and guys coming around every week
01:23:12 #905 to try to collect for the new radio.
01:23:14 #906 Love in a cottage and dirty dishes in the sink.
01:23:18 #907 Smart clack all the please, but I'm telling you the truth.
01:23:22 #908 Am I stopping you if you're fat enough to want to get married?
01:23:26 #909 No, not exactly, but the show going bustle
01:23:29 #910 will postpone the happy hour.
01:23:31 #911 Well, am I to blame for you and Jerry getting fresh with the box office and taking all that dough?
01:23:36 #912 That has nothing to do with the show being on the rocks.
01:23:38 #913 Oh, it hasn't, eh? Well, what is it then?
01:23:40 #914 There's only one real reason why this opera is going to the warehouse instead of Broadway.
01:23:45 #915 And that's what?
01:23:46 #916 Because Robert Wallace can't get the first bass with Kitty.
01:23:50 #917 What?
01:23:51 #918 You heard what I said.
01:23:52 #919 Why didn't you keep him away from Kitty in the first place?
01:23:55 #920 Do you mean to tell me that Wallace has been after Kitty?
01:23:59 #921 Didn't he offer her the world with a fence around it
01:24:01 #922 if she'd step out with him?
01:24:02 #923 Didn't I just take a stock at him a while ago
01:24:04 #924 for making love to her?
01:24:05 #925 The piece of thing, will you, eh?
01:24:11 #926 The rat.
01:24:12 #927 Didn't he get me in bed to put our money into the show
01:24:14 #928 so he'd have a stranglehold on Kitty?
01:24:17 #929 You've said enough. You've stilt plenty.
01:24:20 #930 Kids, the more a woman's been around,
01:24:23 #931 the easier she is to get around.
01:24:26 #932 You must have known it all along.
01:24:27 #933 I've known it all along. Everybody else in the troupe did.
01:24:30 #934 Yeah, that's great.
01:24:32 #935 That's just dancing.
01:24:35 #936 I'm going in and have a little chat with Mr. Wallace.
01:24:42 #937 You tell Kitty that everything is Jake,
01:24:45 #938 and that I'll do everything in the world for her.
01:24:48 #939 Thanks, Nita.
01:24:50 #940 Gosh, what a bludge.
01:24:52 #941 There they are.
01:24:58 #942 What?
01:25:01 #943 Oh, those belong to Kitty, the stage crew gave them to her.
01:25:03 #944 They were stolen from my dressing room.
01:25:05 #945 Mr. Broom gave them to me.
01:25:07 #946 Sam Broom?
01:25:09 #947 Certainly, why not?
01:25:11 #948 It didn't take him long to realize that I'm different
01:25:14 #949 from most girls.
01:25:16 #950 What a man.
01:25:18 #951 A dreamer.
01:25:19 #952 A vagabond at heart.
01:25:22 #953 Kitty, you feel bad.
01:25:23 #954 She's never had many roses.
01:25:25 #955 Oh, I'm sorry.
01:25:28 #956 You see, I'd give them to her, but without the roses,
01:25:32 #957 How would people know about the seven knees?
01:25:36 #958 Unless I told them and I couldn't do that.
01:25:39 #959 No, I'll always remember.
01:25:41 #960 It happened on Saturday night.
01:25:44 #961 Saturday night.
01:25:46 #962 Oh, there you are, kid.
01:25:51 #963 Well, you wait right there. What's up now?
01:25:54 #964 More bad news.
01:25:56 #965 Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
01:25:58 #966 Now, I'm going to take you and Jerry
01:26:01 #967 for a ride to the station house.
01:26:03 #968 This is outrageous.
01:26:04 #969 I'm certain, mate.
01:26:07 #970 Well, no, that's just too bad. Just too bad.
01:26:12 #971 A lot of sendin' them? Well, they're gonna look nice on yourself.
01:26:17 #972 Look here, Joe.
01:26:18 #973 Ah, shut up, I've been out here that all night.
01:26:20 #974 Now that! Oh, you thought you'd pull a fast one, huh?
01:26:24 #975 Ah, don't pretend to me that you wasn't gonna pull a cannon on me.
01:26:28 #976 Now listen, you copped a coin and slipped it at him, huh?
01:26:32 #977 And then you ducked down the alley with it, huh?
01:26:35 #978 Say, Jimmy, what's he talkin' about?
01:26:37 #979 Oh, he don't know himself.
01:26:38 #980 He thinks he's Sherlock Holmes.
01:26:40 #981 He's got a one-track mind with rear-end collision.
01:26:43 #982 Yeah, well, I'm foxy.
01:26:45 #983 I'm foxy because I just grabbed
01:26:48 #984 two wisecrackin' guys in a hurry.
01:26:50 #985 Now you two boys are in a hot spot.
01:26:52 #986 Now what's the matter?
01:26:54 #987 Well, I just got the two fellas
01:26:56 #988 that held up the box office.
01:26:57 #989 Oh, no you didn't.
01:26:59 #990 I just caught him.
01:27:00 #991 Caught who?
01:27:01 #992 The real thief.
01:27:03 #993 And he's not me? Nope.
01:27:05 #994 Too bad.
01:27:06 #995 I've been accused tonight so much of robbery
01:27:08 #996 if I began to believe it myself.
01:27:10 #997 Ah, now listen here, Sam.
01:27:12 #998 Don't upset all my plans.
01:27:14 #999 I tell you, I got a clear case against these two.
01:27:17 #1000 You can have the keys.
01:27:18 #1001 But I've got the door.
01:27:20 #1002 Every cent of it.
01:27:21 #1003 Never mind where.
01:27:25 #1004 Bring him in, Pete.
01:27:29 #1005 I've done the best I could, Jerry.
01:27:31 #1006 I even left the door open so he could make his getaway.
01:27:41 #1007 Dad, the feet?
01:27:43 #1008 I didn't know they were trying to hang it on you, Jerry.
01:27:47 #1009 Right?
01:27:47 #1010 I didn't confess before.
01:27:49 #1011 Daddy, tell me you didn't do it.
01:27:52 #1012 No use denying it now, dear.
01:27:55 #1013 Daddy, you couldn't have done it.
01:27:57 #1014 You just couldn't have.
01:27:59 #1015 Nothing more can happen here except alert play.
01:28:02 #1016 What's gotten to me is how you got up the nerve, Dad.
01:28:05 #1017 You can muster up a lot of nerve.
01:28:08 #1018 But you see the work of a lifetime slipping away.
01:28:11 #1019 I did it for Kitty and Jim.
01:28:14 #1020 But can you found?
01:28:23 #1021 They can do that, can't they?
01:28:24 #1022 You know, he's played right into Wallace's hand.
01:28:27 #1023 You have to be wise in a minute if we try to get Dad off that way.
01:28:30 #1024 Say, Pop, tell us how you'd done it.
01:28:33 #1025 Well, I went out for my sandwiches as usual.
01:28:37 #1026 I'd just been told what Sam had said.
01:28:41 #1027 I stood out in the alley and I looked up at the stars
01:28:45 #1028 and I thought of the little house of kiddies of mine
01:28:48 #1029 that I'd mortgage to come in on the show.
01:28:51 #1030 Oh, it's a beautiful place it is too.
01:28:54 #1031 I knew that it was gone.
01:28:57 #1032 I don't make much money, you know?
01:29:01 #1033 And I'm about through.
01:29:05 #1034 I knew just Kitty for herself.
01:29:08 #1035 With no one to look after us.
01:29:10 #1036 Hey, Arthur, will you?
01:29:14 #1037 Leave it to me.
01:29:16 #1038 Dad, you go on in a few minutes.
01:29:27 #1039 Oh, leave me alone, will you, Terry?
01:29:30 #1040 Gee, Kitty, it ain't gonna do any good to cry this way.
01:29:33 #1041 You've ruined your makeup.
01:29:34 #1042 Oh, you don't understand.
01:29:35 #1043 I can't go on.
01:29:37 #1044 You've got to go on in this racket, Kitty.
01:29:39 #1045 Always.
01:29:40 #1046 On with the show.
01:29:41 #1047 Do it for me, honey.
01:29:43 #1048 Well, you know I'd do it for you.
01:29:45 #1049 Oh, well.
01:29:46 #1050 You must earn money now, dear.
01:29:48 #1051 So go on and give them everything you've got.
01:29:51 #1052 For both of us, Kitty.
01:29:53 #1053 Oh, sorry.
01:29:55 #1054 See you till I come back.
01:29:58 #1055 Don't worry, Kitty.
01:29:59 #1056 I'll see to that.
01:30:00 #1057 So will I.
01:30:01 #1058 A hop in your costume, picture maker.
01:30:03 #1059 You go on in a couple of minutes.
01:30:06 #1060 Come on, honey, pull yourself together.
01:30:10 #1061 That kid is a real troupe.
01:30:15 #1062 I'll lick anybody who says she ain't.
01:30:17 #1063 Close from Birmingham.
01:30:38 #1064 But you can bet it's something.
01:32:13 #1065 Nobody's licked my breath, though.
01:32:15 #1066 But you can bet it's something.
01:32:46 #1067 Stop it, eh? Good work.
01:33:30 #1068 Congratulations. What happened?
01:33:32 #1069 And what did you do?
01:33:39 #1070 Oh, I stayed within the law, right?
01:33:41 #1071 Why all this battle between you two?
01:33:50 #1072 We are married.
01:33:54 #1073 married married we got a rainstorm a couple of months ago and did it kept it a
01:34:02 #1074 secret long enough so you keep it a secret to if you were married to that
01:34:05 #1075 kipper Harry well personally I think you both got jipped but Jerry you won't
01:34:14 #1076 be the sore at me after you hear my tale of you know Bobby insisted that we keep
01:34:19 #1077 this marriage a secret though I wasn't so proud of it myself after I came to my
01:34:24 #1078 right. Then he insisted that I joined the show that you were liable to double
01:34:29 #1079 cross. If I was around I could help him keep the whip. You know I was all through
01:34:34 #1080 with this. Ready to eat. But I promised to love on or no base a little rat so I
01:34:42 #1081 took off my clothes and went to work. After the first act tonight he came
01:34:47 #1082 back and said that the expected it happened that you had. So that's why
01:34:52 #1083 Well, that's why...
01:34:54 #1084 You've got temperamental and wouldn't go on till I kick through with your back salary, eh?
01:34:58 #1085 Right. My darling husband cooked up this scheme to ruin you.
01:35:03 #1086 Odd Jerry. You know I wouldn't do a thing like that. To a pal. Not of my own accord.
01:35:10 #1087 Well, thanks for giving me the lowdown, Rita.
01:35:13 #1088 You know, it wasn't until I talked to Jimmy a couple of minutes ago that I got the real dope on my ball and chain.
01:35:19 #1089 I lost my temper.
01:35:21 #1090 And Mr. Wallace lost a few square feet of hide.
01:35:25 #1091 Yeah, I told you that Wallace was chasing after Kitty.
01:35:28 #1092 Well, he'll do his chasing from now on on crutches.
01:35:32 #1093 You know, I think I'll take him up to California to reform him.
01:35:37 #1094 Not a bad idea.
01:35:39 #1095 I'll take him to Los Angeles and toss him to a couple of real estate charts.
01:35:44 #1096 real estate. I leave these. Here's a little document that I want you to remember
01:35:53 #1097 the nail. What's this the mortgage on the old home said that's Bobby sharing the
01:35:59 #1098 play. How to do you Jerry and how to give me and get it. And listen here's a check
01:36:09 #1099 for 10 grand. It's just a loan and you can take as long to pay me back as I did
01:36:14 #1100 on that cheese sandwich.
01:36:15 #1101 Wallace loaning Jerry money?
01:36:18 #1102 That isn't wonderful.
01:36:19 #1103 That's a miracle.
01:36:22 #1104 It won't jump at you, Jerry.
01:36:23 #1105 It won't even bounce back at you.
01:36:25 #1106 Oh, I know that his signature's always a little shaky.
01:36:29 #1107 And there may be a little blood on it.
01:36:31 #1108 But it's good.
01:36:33 #1109 Jean, you're up to peach.
01:36:35 #1110 Don't get gooey.
01:36:37 #1111 Neeta, I can't tell you how much obliged I am.
01:36:40 #1112 Well, don't do it then.
01:36:42 #1113 Run and tell Kitty the good news.
01:36:44 #1114 I'll say.
01:36:46 #1115 Excuse me, I've got to attend to the finale.
01:36:48 #1116 Yeah, I know you.
01:36:49 #1117 Kitty.
01:36:50 #1118 I just knew something would happen, Miss Bench.
01:36:53 #1119 No, it's just too bad.
01:36:55 #1120 Just too bad that you're still under arrest.
01:36:58 #1121 Say, Wallace won't press the charge against Dad, will he?
01:37:01 #1122 Wallace can't even press a pair of pants. Come on, Joe.
01:37:04 #1123 Take the bracelets off the old boy and let him go.
01:37:06 #1124 Well, now I don't know about that.
01:37:08 #1125 There's a lot of things. Come on, come on.
01:37:10 #1126 Take the jewelry off before I lose my temper again
01:37:13 #1127 and hang them on you for a pair of nose rings.
01:37:15 #1128 Oh, listen, Blondie, don't you get tough with me around the...
01:37:18 #1129 Yo, we... I will...
01:37:19 #1130 Yo...
01:37:21 #1131 Come on now.
01:37:22 #1132 You and Pete go in there and gather up the body and bring it out.
01:37:25 #1133 For me?
01:37:26 #1134 Ha ha!
01:37:28 #1135 Okay, come on, Pete.
01:37:31 #1136 Well, I don't know how to thank you enough, Miss Frank.
01:37:34 #1137 Well, that's all right, Jeff.
01:37:37 #1138 Hey, wait a minute!
01:37:45 #1139 You are holding this out on me, you wanker!
01:37:48 #1140 Please, need a...
01:37:49 #1141 Oh, is Mama's little boy going home to his beddies and his old ones?
01:37:54 #1142 Please, I need his most humiliating.
01:37:57 #1143 Well, Mama won't hit you again.
01:37:59 #1144 Now, Mama wants you to get better,
01:38:03 #1145 so that she can take another pop-hatcher just for luck.
01:38:06 #1146 Come on, boy, take him out.
01:38:07 #1147 Tell him a lot of bedtime stories
01:38:09 #1148 and be sure not to make a mistake and drop him in the garbage wagon.
01:38:14 #1149 You'll be sorry when I'm dead and gone. Yeah.
01:38:21 #1150 Did you do that?
01:38:24 #1151 No, by myself.
01:38:28 #1152 Haven't I been brave?
01:38:30 #1153 The great way is that...
01:38:48 #1154 My last appearance on any stage of time,
01:39:01 #1155 but I'm awfully glad it was with you, Jeremy.
01:39:03 #1156 Honest I am.
01:39:06 #1157 Feels too good to sit here and relax.
01:39:10 #1158 Know that I didn't throw you down.
01:39:16 #1159 Well, I'm not gonna slopp over about it.
01:39:19 #1160 Always did hate sentiment.
01:39:21 #1161 Ha ha!
01:39:23 #1162 Just another beauty leaves footlights for loveless.
01:39:27 #1163 Photo shows the beautiful Mrs. Robert Wallet,
01:39:30 #1164 formerly the beautiful Mr. French, in her Hollywood bungalow,
01:39:35 #1165 surrounded by her family.
01:39:37 #1166 Not shown in pictures.
01:39:39 #1167 The stage-class Mrs. Wallet?
01:39:43 #1168 Never, never.
01:39:47 #1169 I'm entirely too happy.
01:39:51 #1170 Meaning too old.