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00:01:27 #1 I brought to you Virginia ham,
00:01:33 #2 point of a cheese,
00:01:35 #3 and well it's got salmon meat.
00:01:37 #4 Oh!
00:01:38 #5 Caviar!
00:01:40 #6 My favorite egg!
00:01:44 #7 But George dear, your diet egg.
00:01:46 #8 Oh now see here Nellie, I'm not at home with you,
00:01:49 #9 I'm out having a good time.
00:01:51 #10 There!
00:01:54 #11 Well I hope you gain 10 pounds.
00:01:56 #12 And delicious burger.
00:01:58 #13 Oh, Eva, you must pay ten or twelve dollars a bottle for this.
00:02:02 #14 Fifth Ben's like it.
00:02:05 #15 And Eva, your income is six thousand.
00:02:07 #16 You know, I've come up here to lecture you. You've got to economize.
00:02:10 #17 But, don't I can't. Paul is practically engaged to the young side of Vanderhoof.
00:02:15 #18 Vanderhoof? Why, he's the lawyer for our firm. His father's a banker.
00:02:19 #19 Yes, don't you see that she must leave up to her position and dress up to him?
00:02:22 #20 I see. You want her to vary for money.
00:02:25 #21 for money. I don't. Then to hold it up. Happens to be. If I can say
00:02:33 #22 for the old money troubles I have always had that takes my
00:02:38 #23 love. And I feel I'm spending it wisely you're perfectly right even
00:02:42 #24 for the within is he's never been a mother. Oh you never been
00:02:45 #25 a mother. No I always thought that there was something to
00:02:51 #26 a man to wear me now I know what it is.
00:02:57 #27 I am sister for this thing.
00:03:01 #28 Pauli, wait a minute, please listen.
00:03:02 #29 Then I have this in all evening. Good night.
00:03:05 #30 Oh, but you must let me see you up in the elevator.
00:03:07 #31 Then it isn't going to sound one bit different in an elevator.
00:03:10 #32 Now.
00:03:14 #33 I figure they'll be married in June and go to Europe for six months.
00:03:18 #34 Oh, too long.
00:03:20 #35 If Pauli and Van are going to have children,
00:03:22 #36 I'd like to see them have them while they're still young.
00:03:24 #37 The nice Hedda-Stay family is a darling.
00:03:27 #38 I think he ought to have at least four children.
00:03:29 #39 Of course.
00:03:30 #40 Well, that might be a little inconvenient because I just refused them.
00:03:34 #41 What?
00:03:35 #42 I refused?
00:03:36 #43 I did.
00:03:39 #44 It's ridiculous.
00:03:40 #45 I did.
00:03:42 #46 I'm not going to do it.
00:03:43 #47 I'm tired of society.
00:03:46 #48 Tired of planning to get married.
00:03:48 #49 I know we have no money.
00:03:50 #50 So I'm going to work.
00:03:52 #51 John, she wants to go to work.
00:03:56 #52 Yeah? Have you got some more caviar?
00:03:59 #53 Oh, what is it here?
00:04:01 #54 Oh, don't look so sad.
00:04:03 #55 No, Miss, let the lips have got you.
00:04:06 #56 Here's what you have done.
00:04:09 #57 She's nobody's fool.
00:04:16 #58 I'd like to have somebody say that to me
00:04:18 #59 when everything looks blue at the office.
00:04:21 #60 Office? Good job.
00:04:25 #61 I studied short-hand for five days.
00:04:28 #62 Would you really like to go in the business?
00:04:31 #63 Would I? I'm bored with this life.
00:04:34 #64 I'd love to get into business where everything is quiet,
00:04:38 #65 runs like clockwork.
00:04:40 #66 Would you take me?
00:04:42 #67 Oh, I always thought you were so nice.
00:04:45 #68 You once said you wouldn't refuse me anything.
00:04:47 #69 Oh, I want that job.
00:04:50 #70 Would you start tomorrow?
00:04:53 #71 Uncle!
00:04:55 #72 Yes, but no uncle, no favors.
00:04:58 #73 Leave at five or six or whenever you work is through
00:05:01 #74 and down at nine, nine sharp.
00:05:03 #75 No, uncle George.
00:05:06 #76 I'm going to leave 8 o'clock home right this minute.
00:05:10 #77 George, I don't want to go to business.
00:05:11 #78 I want to go home.
00:05:13 #79 And I guarantee you'll have a back.
00:05:15 #80 One day in my office with that partner of mine,
00:05:17 #81 that maniac, T. Boggs John, that will teach her a lesson.
00:05:21 #82 Why, that fellow's crazy.
00:05:22 #83 He fights with everybody.
00:05:24 #84 You'll have her back. Give me Riverside 2479.
00:05:30 #85 Well, that's John's number, isn't it?
00:05:32 #86 It's after midnight. You're surely not going to wake him up.
00:05:34 #87 Oh, with pleasure.
00:05:36 #88 He horned his nephew into the business,
00:05:39 #89 and when he finds out that I'm bringing in my niece,
00:05:41 #90 he'll never go back to sleep.
00:05:43 #91 And if I can make that...
00:05:46 #92 Yeah, it's I, Nettleton.
00:05:49 #93 What do I want? I just want to give you a pleasant piece of news.
00:05:54 #94 We've got a new stenographer.
00:05:57 #95 I engaged her.
00:05:59 #96 My niece, Polly Rockwell.
00:06:03 #97 I hope you rest well.
00:06:07 #98 And I hope your bed blows.
00:06:12 #99 And you beat that guy, Dick?
00:06:14 #100 Yeah, what's the matter?
00:06:15 #101 Can you beat him?
00:06:16 #102 What's the matter?
00:06:17 #103 Just because I happen to have you in the business,
00:06:20 #104 now that Onion Nettleton is going to bring his niece.
00:06:23 #105 His niece?
00:06:25 #106 Gee.
00:06:27 #107 I've heard about her. She's one of those flirting butterflies, half-baked flapper.
00:06:32 #108 Yeah, but why did she want to be a stenographer?
00:06:34 #109 They tell me she got a B plus in the correspondence school.
00:06:38 #110 Yeah, society butterfly.
00:06:40 #111 Well, we'll teach her. Yeah. And how?
00:06:42 #112 In our office, no time is wasted. Every second belongs to your boss.
00:06:46 #113 Eureka Nobblety Company. That's me.
00:06:48 #114 Yeah, that's what I tell them all.
00:06:50 #115 You tell them, Dick.
00:06:51 #116 Mix your lunch.
00:06:52 #117 Finish your work. Right.
00:06:54 #118 Stick all night.
00:06:55 #119 Forget your orders filled.
00:06:56 #120 We need him. Yeah do your own work and then help the public that's got more than he can do that got it one for all and all for one
00:07:03 #121 The eureka not with the company
00:07:06 #122 spoken like a John
00:07:35 #123 Miss Rockwell miss the dick John
00:07:44 #124 You're not a good girl.
00:07:46 #125 Come on, come on.
00:07:59 #126 Wait a minute.
00:08:01 #127 Have you ever worked before?
00:08:19 #128 No. I admit I am a little scared.
00:08:21 #129 Well, if you're scared, you're not afraid of work.
00:08:25 #130 On business, I'm strictly a businessman.
00:08:27 #131 And if I were you, I'd be just a businesswoman.
00:08:29 #132 See that, the cute little hat?
00:08:32 #133 Well, what's your line?
00:08:34 #134 I'm in Lady's Garders, and I work.
00:08:36 #135 I think about garter my study about garter they dream about ladies garden you are
00:08:41 #136 a busy man. I mean by being a business woman don't use the office a place to make
00:08:47 #137 friends no make your friends on the outside I bet some of the men in your
00:08:52 #138 office are going to want to take you out to lunch. You do. You don't have to be a
00:08:57 #139 businesswoman at lunch to live by were you I wouldn't take lunch with any man in
00:09:01 #140 your office no matter who we were no matter who he was you tell me.
00:09:06 #141 And I wouldn't make any exceptions either.
00:09:18 #142 Hey, where do you get out?
00:09:21 #143 What do you mean?
00:09:23 #144 I'll see you when we get off.
00:09:28 #145 New models, come on, step on it.
00:09:35 #146 Hey, can't you tie it out?
00:09:37 #147 No, Jimmy.
00:09:38 #148 Oh, Marge.
00:09:39 #149 Hey, Marge, what's the five-letter word that
00:09:42 #150 means pretty girl, ending in IE?
00:09:45 #151 That's right.
00:09:58 #152 Oh, Marge, what's the five-letter word
00:10:01 #153 that means burned out?
00:10:04 #154 The first two letters are all fine.
00:10:07 #155 Quiet.
00:10:09 #156 Good morning.
00:10:11 #157 Hey listen, hurry those models up and send me in a couple.
00:10:14 #158 And I don't want the kind that Mr. John's picked out.
00:10:18 #159 I want my kind.
00:10:21 #160 Yes, sir.
00:10:32 #161 Hello Jimmy, how are you?
00:10:34 #162 Hey, Houston won't packed out.
00:10:36 #163 What's the matter, was a rich relative?
00:10:38 #164 I met a girl.
00:10:39 #165 And what a girl!
00:10:41 #166 I lost her in the subway, but I got a great idea from her.
00:10:44 #167 Is that all you've got?
00:10:46 #168 Ha! You ought to see what I get from my girls.
00:10:48 #169 She gave me an idea for the finish of my song.
00:10:50 #170 What? You write song?
00:10:53 #171 Sure. I try to make a little extra money in months of spare time.
00:10:55 #172 I used to build in college.
00:10:58 #173 You know Ross is the leader of the ArcStorver Bealer's restaurant?
00:11:01 #174 He handed me a great tune. Oh?
00:11:03 #175 Rossi. He's a great musician.
00:11:05 #176 He's a member of the New York Symphony.
00:11:07 #177 Plays her second bass.
00:11:08 #178 Oh, yeah.
00:11:10 #179 Is that the guy that bought a trade to the Red Sox?
00:11:13 #180 What makes you think he's good?
00:11:17 #181 Geez, sounds like the other boys.
00:11:24 #182 Ah, good morning, Richard.
00:11:25 #183 Good morning, Jimmy.
00:11:26 #184 Morning, Mr. B.
00:11:27 #185 Morning, Uncle T.
00:11:31 #186 Has that niece of Mr. Nettledon arrived yet?
00:11:35 #187 Huh, not yet.
00:11:36 #188 Well, when she does, Richard, remember, she's not going to like it here.
00:11:40 #189 You're right.
00:11:41 #190 Ah, you've got the old advertisement fixed up, have you?
00:11:44 #191 That's fine.
00:11:45 #192 Fine.
00:11:48 #193 Wait a minute, Richard, come here a minute.
00:11:50 #194 Now look here, Richard.
00:11:51 #195 I told you to write. What do I have to do?
00:11:53 #196 Put it in Chinese for you to understand.
00:11:55 #197 I know Uncle Teeba. Mr. Nettledon said it was to be done this way.
00:11:57 #198 That's all right, William. Now you cut out Mr. Nettledon.
00:11:59 #199 After time he doesn't know what he's talking about,
00:12:01 #200 and he'll have me talking about what he doesn't know.
00:12:03 #201 Ha. You do as I tell you.
00:12:08 #202 I know Uncle Teeba. Listen, Mr. Nettledon said if I don't do as he tells me,
00:12:11 #203 he'll fire me.
00:12:12 #204 No.
00:12:13 #205 He said that, did he?
00:12:14 #206 Yes, sir.
00:12:15 #207 Oh, that's too bad. You worried about that?
00:12:17 #208 Yes, sir.
00:12:18 #209 You really think he means it?
00:12:19 #210 Yes, sir.
00:12:20 #211 Well, that would break your heart, wouldn't it?
00:12:21 #212 Yes, sir.
00:12:22 #213 Well, you do it my way or I'll fire you.
00:12:26 #214 Hey, Dick, will you come in here and show me these models how to walk?
00:12:29 #215 All right. I'll show them how to walk all right.
00:12:33 #216 What can I do for you?
00:12:46 #217 Oh, good morning. I'm the new secretary.
00:12:48 #218 Paulie Rossville, Ballton apartment, New York.
00:12:51 #219 Well, I'm Jimmy O'Keefe.
00:12:53 #220 380th Boy Street, Flatbush.
00:12:55 #221 And over here, is this my desk?
00:12:57 #222 Yeah, but don't worry. You won't be sitting much.
00:13:01 #223 Oh, here, boy. I'll hang out my place.
00:13:03 #224 Hey, what do you think I am?
00:13:05 #225 It's nice for the boy.
00:13:07 #226 Now that's absolutely...
00:13:09 #227 Every time I squeeze your hand,
00:13:11 #228 take a step and show your garden.
00:13:13 #229 That's the idea.
00:13:15 #230 Oh, it's loud.
00:13:17 #231 But that's better.
00:13:21 #232 Why, Mr. Rockwell?
00:13:23 #233 Well, you are a busy man.
00:13:26 #234 Well, are you going to work here?
00:13:28 #235 Yes.
00:13:29 #236 Why didn't you tell me?
00:13:30 #237 Well, I didn't know you worked here.
00:13:32 #238 That'll be all I guess.
00:13:39 #239 Now this is your desk over here.
00:13:42 #240 By the way young lady,
00:13:45 #241 You're three minutes late.
00:13:47 #242 Oh, well, please sir, I have a good excuse.
00:13:50 #243 There's someone I lost.
00:13:56 #244 You were?
00:13:58 #245 Were you looking for me?
00:14:05 #246 Now, are you to sit right here and answer the buzzer and the bell?
00:14:09 #247 Now the buzzer here is Mr. Nettleton.
00:14:11 #248 And the bell?
00:14:13 #249 That was Mr. John.
00:14:15 #250 Oh, thank you.
00:14:17 #251 And, uh, oh, there he is. That your dad?
00:14:20 #252 Yes.
00:14:22 #253 Hmm, that'll be fine.
00:14:24 #254 Oh, let me help you.
00:14:25 #255 Oh, what a large sentimental mush.
00:14:33 #256 Why, don't you like it?
00:14:41 #257 Yes.
00:14:42 #258 Oh, I think it's great.
00:14:47 #259 You do?
00:14:48 #260 I'm in for it.
00:14:58 #261 Well, neither. They were both at once.
00:15:01 #262 Thank you, if I go to get you now, people.
00:15:04 #263 If I go, I must have gone.
00:15:06 #264 Oh, well, bring the paper, the pencil, and the chewing gum, and come on.
00:15:19 #265 See here, Polly, I thought you understood that when my buzzer rang.
00:15:22 #266 Yes, sir, I will.
00:15:23 #267 Yes, well, bring your book.
00:15:25 #268 Hey, hey, hold on there.
00:15:26 #269 Yes, sir, but you see Mr. Nettleton.
00:15:28 #270 No, never mind Mr. Nettleton, I rang first.
00:15:29 #271 Oh, no, you did.
00:15:31 #272 I certainly did.
00:15:32 #273 And I don't care if you did.
00:15:33 #274 I'm the senior partner of this firm.
00:15:35 #275 I'm ready with my mail, Polly.
00:15:36 #276 Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:37 #277 The partner's in this firm, or equal.
00:15:39 #278 I own 50% of this stock, and I'm the young lady coming to my office.
00:15:42 #279 Oh, no, she is.
00:15:43 #280 She's certainly will.
00:15:44 #281 Now see here, John.
00:15:45 #282 So I thought you were on him.
00:15:47 #283 You just might not want to say that.
00:15:48 #284 And as soon as you stop, and as soon as you understand it, the matter.
00:15:50 #285 Why?
00:15:51 #286 I mean, this is my first day.
00:15:54 #287 Won't you help me out?
00:15:55 #288 You help you out?
00:15:56 #289 Yes, you're fired. She's not.
00:16:00 #290 She's hired.
00:16:01 #291 Ha.
00:16:02 #292 Ha.
00:16:04 #293 Salesman won't. Oh, that might.
00:16:06 #294 I don't want to see any salesman out there. Mr. Nettleman.
00:16:07 #295 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:09 #296 What?
00:16:10 #297 I should like to know if you're
00:16:11 #298 to where I got his below the knee as you wanted a force is above the knee of Mr. John's audit.
00:16:15 #299 Yeah, well never mind Mr. John's at all. Leave him out of it.
00:16:18 #300 And Mr. Devil doesn't know anything else. You told me to play the ukulele. You'd amuse the customer.
00:16:22 #301 Mr. John says I should...
00:16:23 #302 Yeah, but what if that dumbbell's very...
00:16:25 #303 Well, he says I should play the band, Joe.
00:16:27 #304 Oh, he did. Well, then you play the ukulele and play it now and play it loud so Mr. John's gonna hear.
00:16:33 #305 That's right. Loud and...
00:16:35 #306 No, no, Polly. I don't want to give any dictation now. I don't feel like it.
00:16:39 #307 Then I'm glad I'm here to cheer you up.
00:16:41 #308 Cheering me up? Nobody can cheer me up.
00:16:42 #309 Oh, wait a minute.
00:16:44 #310 When the blue have gone, you can't want to shoot the moon.
00:16:48 #311 Brother, just like the birds in the wind,
00:16:58 #312 can you take that thing?
00:17:05 #313 Let your chance get swelter and stay together.
00:17:11 #314 There where there is no...
00:17:18 #315 Oh! Well, that's what we want around here.
00:17:21 #316 A little optimism.
00:17:22 #317 Now, if you say you're the one who could be as curious as I am,
00:17:24 #318 we double the business.
00:17:25 #319 Ah, come on, Bobby.
00:17:30 #320 When the blues have caught you, here's what you should do.
00:17:34 #321 Brother, just land it all, just land it all.
00:17:38 #322 When all is dropped, it will suffer it's true.
00:17:42 #323 When you can't like it, don't say why don't you close your grape.
00:17:47 #324 Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:17:48 #325 Back to the shape that you need.
00:17:50 #326 Then you just can't swell up and sit together. There.
00:17:57 #327 This is the way you waste my time, is it? What's the idea?
00:18:42 #328 Oh, you listen to something and learn something.
00:18:46 #329 When the blues have got you, here's what you should do.
00:18:51 #330 Brother, just laugh it off.
00:18:55 #331 Sure, and when you get pneumonia, I'll phone you and say,
00:19:00 #332 Brother, just laugh it off.
00:19:03 #333 Come on and close that crepe umbrella.
00:19:06 #334 Yeah, laugh till you break that thing.
00:19:08 #335 Give your grouch a break once and sing.
00:19:12 #336 Yeah, and when your best friend's drive you often, a coffin, I'll say,
00:19:17 #337 Brother, just laugh it off.
00:19:20 #338 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:19:22 #339 Hey, you should be selling lighthouses in Montana.
00:19:26 #340 Nellie, Nettleton.
00:19:34 #341 Hello, T.
00:19:35 #342 Well, Nellie, I'm glad to see you. Well, you ought to be.
00:19:38 #343 I haven't seen you in a month.
00:19:39 #344 Yeah, that's right.
00:19:40 #345 It's George here. George? Yes.
00:19:41 #346 Oh, you mean your husband.
00:19:43 #347 Oh, yeah, yeah, he's here.
00:19:44 #348 Yeah, but he's very busy, Nellie. He's off to busy.
00:19:48 #349 Busy?
00:19:49 #350 Yeah, he's got a lot of correspondence.
00:19:51 #351 Correspondence?
00:19:53 #352 Yeah, I guess he's still busy.
00:19:56 #353 Well, what is he doing anyway?
00:19:58 #354 Well, Nellie, I didn't want to tell this thing to you,
00:20:00 #355 but some new gargantie models came in this morning,
00:20:02 #356 and he's probably giving one of them a fitting.
00:20:05 #357 My goodness, isn't that girl ticklish?
00:20:08 #358 Well, I'm going right in there.
00:20:10 #359 I'm so glad it's you.
00:20:17 #360 Well, dear, this is your first day.
00:20:19 #361 Tell me how things are going.
00:20:20 #362 Oh, just wonderful.
00:20:22 #363 And I need water to lay.
00:20:24 #364 Oh, yes.
00:20:29 #365 Lauren.
00:20:30 #366 No, no.
00:20:31 #367 Well, Polly too.
00:20:33 #368 What are you doing here, Polly?
00:20:34 #369 Oh, I'm the new secretary.
00:20:37 #370 I must get down to work.
00:20:38 #371 And a good thing too.
00:20:39 #372 Now I can check up on George.
00:20:42 #373 What, but I suspect him.
00:20:44 #374 No.
00:20:45 #375 I trust my Steve on John too.
00:20:48 #376 Well, I don't know if we'll miss him.
00:20:49 #377 I think that's enough for me.
00:20:52 #378 Hello, dearie. Come right in.
00:20:56 #379 Oh, I suppose you're right. It's just business.
00:20:59 #380 Looks like business is good.
00:21:02 #381 Isn't it funny?
00:21:03 #382 T seems to be entirely different.
00:21:05 #383 I...
00:21:07 #384 It's a dog!
00:21:13 #385 Hello, kid. Where have you been?
00:21:17 #386 Maybe he isn't so different.
00:21:20 #387 And then there's the one who bossed family salesmen.
00:21:24 #388 Stop me if you've heard it.
00:21:25 #389 I... he weaves our... you know, our traveling...
00:21:31 #390 to say that when it goes to...
00:21:34 #391 oh, oh, oh, it's...
00:21:36 #392 it's... it's... it's...
00:21:38 #393 Ram...
00:21:40 #394 George?
00:21:41 #395 Uh... oh, yes, dear.
00:21:43 #396 Well, I'm very busy.
00:21:45 #397 I got a couple of big orders that just came in.
00:21:48 #398 Yes?
00:21:49 #399 Oh, yes.
00:21:52 #400 Well, come in your office and we'll both get busy.
00:21:54 #401 It is. Well, darling, not...
00:21:55 #402 I mean, what's the height of...
00:21:57 #403 I'm in your office.
00:21:58 #404 Well, my book is out here. Yeah.
00:22:01 #405 Oh, oh, oh.
00:22:02 #406 I have my book.
00:22:03 #407 Yeah, that's right now.
00:22:04 #408 Don't forget what I said, sweetheart.
00:22:06 #409 That's the good girl.
00:22:09 #410 Uh-oh.
00:22:10 #411 Well, Jimmy, show Mr. Babbitt and his four grandchildren
00:22:14 #412 out the back door, will you?
00:22:17 #413 Thank you.
00:22:19 #414 Bless your heart, Florence.
00:22:22 #415 How are you? Blended.
00:22:25 #416 That's good. Good.
00:22:26 #417 I came all the way from Albany to see you.
00:22:28 #418 You must be tired, won't you? Sit down.
00:22:30 #419 Tell me what to see.
00:22:32 #420 Oh, you haven't any idea how busy I've been lately.
00:22:35 #421 You see, George over there has only the manufacturing end of his business,
00:22:38 #422 while of course the more important part, Paul, on me.
00:22:41 #423 But then all firms must carry some deadwood.
00:22:44 #424 You hear that now? I'm dead.
00:22:46 #425 Well, you are!
00:22:49 #426 Oh, poor old George.
00:22:51 #427 Come on into the office, Florence.
00:22:52 #428 Believe me, they need my ideas around this place.
00:22:55 #429 Our competitors are cutting prices. You haven't any idea the way ladies' garters have been coming down.
00:22:59 #430 What? How did you happen to notice that?
00:23:04 #431 Oh, purely from a business angle here. Always from the business angle.
00:23:09 #432 Ah, Mr. Bandit seems to be quite a smoker.
00:23:16 #433 How's everything with you Florence? How's your luck lately?
00:23:20 #434 Oh, it's pretty good at cards. But the horses...
00:23:23 #435 The horses, well, of course you can't shovel horses.
00:23:27 #436 Fresh.
00:23:28 #437 Now, now, now, now, now I have something.
00:23:31 #438 Oh, really, now don't hurry.
00:23:35 #439 Ta-da!
00:23:37 #440 A ring!
00:23:39 #441 My, isn't it wonderful the imitations they're making nowadays?
00:23:43 #442 Who's it for?
00:23:45 #443 Said she, pulling off the glove and a hurry.
00:23:47 #444 Who's it for?
00:23:48 #445 Oh, it's a real diamond, this is.
00:23:52 #446 Well, if it isn't, I've been cheated out of three dollars.
00:23:55 #447 Well, go on, put it on, put it on.
00:23:58 #448 No. What do I get for that, Juan?
00:24:04 #449 Well, it depends on what you want.
00:24:06 #450 From you, I want one kiss only.
00:24:08 #451 You just want one, you can't have any.
00:24:10 #452 Well, I'm very economical.
00:24:12 #453 No man in the world can make a kiss as long as I can.
00:24:14 #454 I've had them linger longer.
00:24:21 #455 Well, of course I'm a stranger in your beautiful city.
00:24:25 #456 Maybe I can do a little better.
00:24:27 #457 Oh, until you can.
00:24:28 #458 Oh, you know I can.
00:24:29 #459 Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:31 #460 What's the idea of putting into this business always without knocking?
00:24:41 #461 I'm sorry, sir, but you rang.
00:24:43 #462 Who rang? Who did you put over at the stake?
00:24:47 #463 Young lady?
00:24:49 #464 Don't you know anything about business?
00:24:51 #465 You know, sir, but I'm finding out a lot.
00:24:54 #466 You're finding out?
00:24:55 #467 You're a fine guy.
00:24:58 #468 But you're not such a bad sort of dad, you know?
00:25:01 #469 Thank you.
00:25:02 #470 No, sir, and if it wasn't for that pre-war uncle of yours,
00:25:05 #471 you and I might get along all right.
00:25:06 #472 I'm here with my...
00:25:08 #473 But as it is...
00:25:09 #474 Well, really, Uncle T, she's a very nice...
00:25:12 #475 ...denographer.
00:25:13 #476 Oh, she's very nice, huh?
00:25:18 #477 I smell a mice here.
00:25:21 #478 Young man, you keep away from this young girl.
00:25:23 #479 She's out for no good reason.
00:25:25 #480 And young lady, I want to tell you something.
00:25:27 #481 You see that line?
00:25:28 #482 That represents about half of this office.
00:25:30 #483 That is my half of the office,
00:25:31 #484 and that is your half of the office.
00:25:33 #485 See that you don't cross this line.
00:25:35 #486 This side represents the brains and the blood.
00:25:37 #487 And that's the bone and fat.
00:25:41 #488 You hear that, Nellie?
00:25:42 #489 He called me the bone and the fat.
00:25:44 #490 Oh, don't be so touchy. Good bye, T.
00:25:47 #491 Good bye, Nellie.
00:25:48 #492 I want the dinner sometime soon.
00:25:50 #493 For dinner? Well, I'll ask George.
00:25:51 #494 George, invite me for dinner sometime?
00:25:53 #495 It's the first time we have arsenic.
00:25:57 #496 Come on, Farse, let's go out of here. We'll be fighting.
00:26:04 #497 I'll give you a ring. Don't go.
00:26:20 #498 Now, see here, Mr. Blood and Brains.
00:26:22 #499 Mr. Bowman, fat boy, will tell you something.
00:26:25 #500 Do you think it'll be worth listening to, George?
00:26:27 #501 I originated this business and I brought it up to what it is today.
00:26:32 #502 You started the business? Yes.
00:26:34 #503 All you had was one garter.
00:26:36 #504 In order to make a sale, you had to go out and find a woman with one leg.
00:26:39 #505 I tell you, I built up this business.
00:26:41 #506 You did?
00:26:42 #507 The only thing you ever brought into this firm was your relatives.
00:26:45 #508 Yeah, I suppose she's making a social call or something.
00:26:47 #509 Your relatives are ruining this business.
00:26:49 #510 It isn't fair to me and it isn't fair to my children.
00:26:52 #511 Your children?
00:26:53 #512 Well, you fat-head, you're not even married.
00:26:56 #513 not even married nobody expect to be I can look to the future can I and when I
00:27:00 #514 think of those four little children those eight or ten children starving on
00:27:05 #515 your account as they probably would unless you're holding them into my firm
00:27:09 #516 yet your firm you're oh you are holstered win bag that's done it I'm gonna
00:27:15 #517 dissolve this partnership today you want to do something about it all right that
00:27:18 #518 suits me Richard you call it my lawyer get over here right away yeah how do you
00:27:21 #519 call it by law and get over here right away you want to do something about
00:27:24 #520 I certainly do.
00:27:25 #521 You certainly will, Edison.
00:27:26 #522 I'll let you go, Mike.
00:27:28 #523 Good morning, everybody.
00:27:30 #524 Great scout. He's no lawyer. He's a magician.
00:27:33 #525 I want to break up this firm.
00:27:35 #526 I want to bust it wide open.
00:27:38 #527 Oh, you're still battling, egg.
00:27:40 #528 I have no time for you now.
00:27:41 #529 What do you mean? What did you come here for?
00:27:43 #530 To see someone in this office.
00:27:44 #531 I'll make an appointment for two o'clock and give you all the time you need.
00:27:47 #532 Two o'clock? Good.
00:27:48 #533 Yeah, that's fine.
00:27:49 #534 And I'll be here at two minutes, too, too.
00:27:51 #535 Well, I'll be here two minutes before that.
00:27:53 #536 Well, Polly, I have at least one friend, your mother.
00:27:59 #537 She told me you were here.
00:28:00 #538 Anything I could do for you?
00:28:02 #539 Oh, I don't know.
00:28:03 #540 They're going to break up the firm,
00:28:05 #541 and it's going to separate it.
00:28:06 #542 I mean, I mean, I want to stay here.
00:28:09 #543 Oh, maybe I can help.
00:28:11 #544 Really?
00:28:12 #545 I suppose you have lunch with me.
00:28:13 #546 We'll talk it over.
00:28:14 #547 Yes.
00:28:15 #548 Yes, it's all right.
00:28:17 #549 I don't work for you,
00:28:18 #550 but I must be back at one shop.
00:28:20 #551 All right.
00:28:21 #552 I have an appointment in the building.
00:28:22 #553 Perhaps you better go over to Dila's restaurant,
00:28:23 #554 right in the block.
00:28:24 #555 Now I'll be right over.
00:28:25 #556 Thanks, that'll be fine.
00:28:27 #557 All right, I'll hurry.
00:28:28 #558 Talk about the breaking up the firm.
00:28:51 #559 Yes.
00:28:52 #560 That fellow Bander will do it.
00:28:54 #561 That's one person I can't see.
00:28:56 #562 Come on, let's talk it over at lunch.
00:28:59 #563 Never let a man you work for take you to lunch.
00:29:03 #564 I know I said that, but this is an exception.
00:29:07 #565 Remember this?
00:29:09 #566 You found it this morning in the typewriter?
00:29:11 #567 Oh, yes.
00:29:12 #568 I want you to hear it with the music over at Beeler's.
00:29:14 #569 Did you say Beeler's?
00:29:18 #570 Yes, Rossi over at Beeler's wrote the music for her.
00:29:20 #571 Oh, but I can't.
00:29:22 #572 You see, I promised someone that I'd follow all of his rules
00:29:27 #573 and not make any exception.
00:29:29 #574 Well, I know, but listen, have you another appointment?
00:29:32 #575 If you have, tell me.
00:29:36 #576 Well, I...
00:29:38 #577 Well, don't you think I have another appointment?
00:29:40 #578 Well, I...
00:29:41 #579 Mr. Rossman, hello, Dick.
00:30:14 #580 Just in about three minutes. Play our tune, will you?
00:30:16 #581 Certainly.
00:30:17 #582 Fine. You ain't...
00:30:18 #583 That's all you will, Dick.
00:30:19 #584 With pleasure.
00:30:20 #585 Thank you.
00:30:41 #586 Well, your friend wouldn't go to lunch with me,
00:30:46 #587 but you managed to come to the place where you'd be bound to meet me.
00:30:49 #588 For that I forgive everything.
00:30:53 #589 You know, on my way up, I asked Wathie the violinist to play my number for you.
00:30:56 #590 I want you to hear it.
00:30:58 #591 Yes, but, uh...
00:30:59 #592 How'd you rather do that to the mother count?
00:31:01 #593 No, come on. What do you want to eat?
00:31:03 #594 Here's some...
00:31:04 #595 Let's see some, uh...
00:31:06 #596 Hamburger steak and this pot roast,
00:31:08 #597 calves, brain...
00:31:10 #598 I think for a change I'll have some brain.
00:31:12 #599 Come on, you take something good.
00:31:14 #600 Oh, anything cold chicken and tea?
00:31:16 #601 Fine. One calf brain, one cold chicken and one tea.
00:31:20 #602 Yes.
00:31:21 #603 There it goes.
00:31:22 #604 And bring some celery and some radishes, too.
00:31:25 #605 Yes.
00:31:26 #606 I'm afraid of you, knowing what love can do.
00:31:33 #607 I'm afraid of loving you as a safe and sound,
00:31:41 #608 sound both my feet on the ground. Now I've met my water low. I've been holding out, but
00:31:54 #609 I can't much longer. My will grows weaker, as my heart grows stronger. And as the time
00:32:05 #610 goes by. I'll get to words. That is why I'm afraid of loving you.
00:32:12 #611 Oh, Bet. Are you really afraid of loving me?
00:32:22 #612 I had my fingers crossed all the time.
00:32:24 #613 Ha ha!
00:32:26 #614 Flooding!
00:32:29 #615 Meaning I'm bad to do it.
00:32:56 #616 I'm glad you have found you. And practically alone.
00:33:03 #617 What's that like?
00:33:06 #618 Are you told me you're a liar?
00:33:08 #619 Oh, you needn't explain.
00:33:10 #620 Just a society butterfly.
00:33:12 #621 Well, I guess it served me right.
00:33:14 #622 I've got the handed to him. He's clever.
00:33:20 #623 His uncle probably put him up to it.
00:33:22 #624 So you're fully determined to break up this partnership?
00:33:31 #625 I certainly am.
00:33:33 #626 Absolutely. All right, we'll do it.
00:33:35 #627 Oh, dear.
00:33:36 #628 Huh?
00:33:37 #629 The simplest way is to divide the business.
00:33:40 #630 Each take half.
00:33:42 #631 You can then be rivals and cut each other's throats
00:33:46 #632 at your own pleasure and convenience.
00:33:48 #633 Fine, I like that.
00:33:50 #634 Yeah, that's a good idea, that throat-cutting business.
00:33:52 #635 That's all right, dear.
00:33:54 #636 The next question is who, which one of you, is to retain the name of the present concern?
00:34:01 #637 That's really, I will.
00:34:02 #638 What? What? What? What?
00:34:04 #639 Well, why not? Hasn't this business been built up through my untiring work?
00:34:08 #640 Work. Did you say work? W-O-R?
00:34:11 #641 Why, certainly, I lay awake nights digging up new ideas.
00:34:16 #642 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you dig them up and I bury them the next morning.
00:34:19 #643 And they're great ideas. I lay awake nights after night.
00:34:23 #644 night. Why don't you sleep at night George instead of during business hours.
00:34:31 #645 Let go of it. Don't break that. I bought that.
00:34:35 #646 I give anything I own in the world to see that man in the only place he's
00:34:39 #647 fit for or ever will be as my valid to lay out my pajamas. Oh,
00:34:44 #648 wouldn't I like to have you for my servant to black my shoes?
00:34:48 #649 Much more likely to black your eyes. You do and I'll lay you out instead of
00:34:52 #650 your pajamas. All this ruck about valix and blacking boots. You make me tired.
00:35:04 #651 Well then why don't you settle it. Settle it. I would if you two were sports enough
00:35:07 #652 to put it through. What do you mean by that I'm sporting have to put through
00:35:10 #653 anything. So am I and sit down. You won't have law or common sense. I'm going to
00:35:25 #654 give you something you can understand. I'm going to deal you each a hand of
00:35:28 #655 And the man who wins will run this business for a year.
00:35:31 #656 The man who loses will become the other servant for a year.
00:35:36 #657 Say, what are you trying to do, kid?
00:35:39 #658 Let's get another lawyer.
00:35:41 #659 So neither of you have the grit to take a chance?
00:35:45 #660 If you mean that for me, I've got more grit than he has any day.
00:35:49 #661 I've got more than both of you put together.
00:35:51 #662 Oh, bluff, bluff, bluff, bluff.
00:35:53 #663 Oh, yeah, you think I'm bluffing, huh? Well, you've called my bluff.
00:35:56 #664 All right, I will.
00:35:57 #665 You're on, both of you.
00:36:12 #666 Holly, put this down in contract form.
00:36:14 #667 There'll be no comeback.
00:36:15 #668 Rich, did you watch her?
00:36:16 #669 See, she doesn't slip anything over on us. Yes.
00:36:18 #670 Well, you needn't move the chair for me.
00:36:19 #671 You just did it on non-unfair.
00:36:23 #672 Now then, this agreement edited to buy
00:36:25 #673 between the parties who get to set their hands on seals.
00:36:28 #674 Whereas the parties have found it impossible
00:36:31 #675 to continue as business partners,
00:36:33 #676 they hereby agree as follows.
00:36:36 #677 to play one hand of showdown in a game which for future legal reference shall be known as poker.
00:36:43 #678 The loser in said game, with a period of one year from the day hereof, shall become the household servant of the winner of said game.
00:36:55 #679 The winner here and after will be known as the master.
00:37:01 #680 The loser here and after will be known as the man.
00:37:04 #681 the man all right boys fine boss to the man will serve the master with energy and
00:37:20 #682 obedience as I generally admit it to be the duties of a manial the duties of a
00:37:25 #683 medium what's the matter I was just thinking of something it's all right go
00:37:30 #684 ahead well what is it well I'll tell you I'm going to be married next month you
00:37:34 #685 see and I was just thinking then when you mention menial how wonderful it would
00:37:38 #686 be to start in housekeeping with that as our butler.
00:37:41 #687 Oh!
00:37:42 #688 Clause three.
00:37:44 #689 And for each and every act of bad behavior
00:37:46 #690 on the part of the man, the master
00:37:48 #691 may charge the man's account in the sum of $100 for them.
00:37:52 #692 You heard that, George, that $100?
00:37:55 #693 Get a sponge, George.
00:37:57 #694 Clause four.
00:37:59 #695 Should either of the parties or the wife of one of the parties
00:38:02 #696 make known the nature of this agreement to any person,
00:38:05 #697 Your fending party shall pay to the agreed party the sum of $10,000 in cash.
00:38:10 #698 Oh, here, that isn't fair.
00:38:13 #699 That makes me responsible for $20,000 to his 10.
00:38:17 #700 Well, why does it?
00:38:18 #701 Not unless you and your wife both tell.
00:38:20 #702 Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:38:22 #703 Oh, he's a vacant lot, that guy.
00:38:24 #704 Hey, besides, I'm taking just as many chances.
00:38:27 #705 I'm losing just as much.
00:38:28 #706 If I tell Florence, it costs me the same, doesn't it?
00:38:31 #707 That's all. Free copies, Polly.
00:38:33 #708 Are you both entirely satisfied?
00:38:35 #709 Yes, sir, I am. I certainly am.
00:38:37 #710 Take a look at him, though, will you?
00:38:39 #711 Well, George, how about it?
00:38:41 #712 I can't do it. I'm married.
00:38:46 #713 You're married. Who's playing this game of poker? You or your wife?
00:38:49 #714 Well, I can't help it. I've got to think of Mrs. Eddleton.
00:38:52 #715 Somebody warm his milk and give him a little kiss, man.
00:38:55 #716 I knew he'd crawl, but I certainly had no idea he'd hide behind a petticoat.
00:39:00 #717 Well, that's a lie, and I'll prove it. Who's got to pack a car?
00:39:03 #718 I have.
00:39:05 #719 Oh, no.
00:39:09 #720 I better deal with Chris. They'll both quit.
00:39:12 #721 Bring up this table.
00:39:13 #722 Yes, sir.
00:39:14 #723 Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
00:39:16 #724 You're on us in the parcel, Jimmy. You cut it.
00:39:20 #725 Yes, sir.
00:39:21 #726 Well, hurry up. What are we waiting for?
00:39:22 #727 Deal them out, deal them out.
00:39:24 #728 Oh, boy, look at him. I've got him licked at the start.
00:39:26 #729 All right, here she goes.
00:39:28 #730 See your partner first.
00:39:30 #731 Get your foot off my chair.
00:39:43 #732 Ready?
00:39:57 #733 George, don't rub this box off the cards. How many cards?
00:40:58 #734 Three.
00:40:59 #735 Put down your pair or whatever you have.
00:41:03 #736 You're standing pat.
00:41:06 #737 No, no, I'm sitting bull.
00:41:10 #738 Never mind what I am, put down your hand.
00:41:13 #739 A pair of sixes.
00:41:14 #740 What do you got, Steve?
00:41:17 #741 Well, I'll tell you, I'm holding up one card.
00:41:19 #742 My lucky queen of hearts and three more queens in the deck.
00:41:22 #743 Push them out.
00:41:23 #744 Hold on, George, first.
00:41:25 #745 Three, eight.
00:41:28 #746 Still a pair of sixes.
00:41:29 #747 Oh, baby, that's a cinch to beat.
00:41:31 #748 Give me four cards, I'm going to eat that butler up.
00:41:33 #749 Hold on, the game's young yet.
00:41:36 #750 Jack of hearts come on you little Jack or Queen come on
00:41:40 #751 10 10 of hearts come on you 10 or Queen come on
00:41:44 #752 9 of hearts come on you straight or flesh come on four of hearts come on you little
00:41:52 #753 Only Queen hi good boy George
00:41:59 #754 Huh
00:42:01 #755 Oh, uh...
00:42:04 #756 Attend me.
00:42:21 #757 As my butler, the first requirements
00:42:24 #758 are to shave off that toothbrush
00:42:27 #759 and grow some side whiskers.
00:42:30 #760 Ha!
00:42:33 #761 That's me when I see you as a servant these last two weeks.
00:43:27 #762 Why don't you and Jordan stop all this?
00:43:29 #763 No, Nelly. I was the one who made a fool of myself,
00:43:31 #764 and I'm going through with this thing now
00:43:33 #765 if I turn purple and bust a button.
00:43:36 #766 The kids are nice, Miss.
00:43:40 #767 You know, if Florence sees you like this, she'll never marry you.
00:43:42 #768 That's just the trouble, Nellie.
00:43:44 #769 And if she does, all our children will be born with feather dusters in their hands.
00:43:48 #770 Polly, I want to show you something.
00:43:52 #771 Yes, sir.
00:44:14 #772 Very good, sir.
00:44:16 #773 Mr. Vogg, sir.
00:44:30 #774 What do you want?
00:44:31 #775 I thought while everything was quiet like I'd come in here and help you with your work.
00:44:36 #776 Keep away, please.
00:44:37 #777 What are you doing with the broom this time of the afternoon?
00:44:39 #778 the afternoon we expect to get the dinner
00:44:42 #779 get the dinner who are they I don't know sir
00:44:44 #780 how can you beat that guy and it's a minute or one thing no mean
00:44:48 #781 oh Mr. Boss.
00:44:52 #782 And what you ever married me. Yes I've been married three times
00:44:57 #783 Oh the lucky women. Are you married now.
00:45:02 #784 Now but I warn you I murdered all three of those women.
00:45:09 #785 Did you now?
00:45:11 #786 And I bet they couldn't deserve this.
00:45:14 #787 Oh, Mr. Boggs, sir, you're a lonesome man.
00:45:20 #788 And if you would only let me rub your head, sir.
00:45:23 #789 Yes, stop it. Don't do that.
00:45:24 #790 Don't do that.
00:45:25 #791 And hold your hands.
00:45:26 #792 Don't. Let go of my...
00:45:28 #793 Will you let go of my...
00:45:29 #794 Will you get out of my life, will you?
00:45:32 #795 Oh, I don't mean no harm, sir.
00:45:34 #796 Don't you know it's love that makes the world go round?
00:45:38 #797 A good sock on the chin has the same effect.
00:45:40 #798 My hat. My stick.
00:46:20 #799 It's part of your duty, Boggs, to anticipate my wishes.
00:46:27 #800 Well, why don't you say something?
00:46:32 #801 Yes, sir.
00:46:34 #802 Yes, well, please remember it in the future.
00:46:36 #803 Now, get me my dressing gown.
00:46:39 #804 Yes, sir.
00:46:41 #805 You missed your vocation. You should have hired out to a piano mover.
00:47:06 #806 I did.
00:47:08 #807 Just get me a light, Boggs.
00:47:13 #808 I'm rather tired.
00:47:17 #809 It's great Boggs to come home to a cozy, comfortable home after being at the office all day.
00:47:32 #810 I see George.
00:47:33 #811 I beg your pardon, Mr. Nettleton.
00:47:36 #812 Yes, that's better.
00:47:37 #813 Mr. Nettleton.
00:47:38 #814 How is business?
00:47:39 #815 Oh, great.
00:47:41 #816 Ever since you and your net you left, I've just about doubled the business.
00:47:45 #817 You see, we've gotten rid of all the dead wood.
00:47:49 #818 Oh, by the way, Boggs, I'm expecting guests this evening for dinner.
00:47:56 #819 Who are they?
00:47:57 #820 What?
00:47:58 #821 Who are those dinner guests?
00:48:00 #822 Logs, you mortify me.
00:48:03 #823 Please, remember your position and the contract.
00:48:06 #824 I do remember both of them, but there's nothing in that contract
00:48:09 #825 that gives you the right to put me on exhibition before my former friends.
00:48:13 #826 Must I consult my butlers to who are to be my dinner guests?
00:48:18 #827 Besides, no one will recognize you with those...
00:48:24 #828 with those chinchillas.
00:48:30 #829 You impudent, do you know that that is going to cost you just about $100?
00:48:40 #830 I know it and it's worth it.
00:48:42 #831 Oh, boy, this is the first minute of enjoyment I've had since I've come into the house.
00:48:47 #832 Oh, look at that.
00:48:49 #833 That behavior, $100.
00:48:52 #834 That's a nice way back.
00:48:54 #835 And just today, I've been so thoughtful of you.
00:48:57 #836 Boggs, do you know what day it is?
00:48:59 #837 No, I've lost track of the day since I've been in this place.
00:49:02 #838 Well, it's the 24th, your birthday.
00:49:05 #839 It's my birthday. Many happy returns.
00:49:08 #840 I think that we all have to go to the hospital.
00:49:11 #841 I think that we ought to have one day in the year
00:49:14 #842 that we can bury the hatchet.
00:49:17 #843 Well, George, if you want to bury the hatchet, I'm with you.
00:49:20 #844 There's my hand on it.
00:49:24 #845 It's all right. And here's a little present I bought for you.
00:49:29 #846 A present for me?
00:49:31 #847 It isn't much, but...
00:49:33 #848 Well, darn nice of you, George.
00:49:36 #849 Darn if it isn't.
00:49:37 #850 I hope it'll give you a lot of comfort.
00:49:39 #851 Well, I hope so too.
00:49:41 #852 Why don't you open it?
00:49:42 #853 Well, I don't know. I feel...
00:49:44 #854 Gee, you make me feel rotten.
00:49:46 #855 I certainly haven't any...
00:49:53 #856 My dear...
00:49:59 #857 Who's this that you're discretion?
00:50:01 #858 Twice a day.
00:50:03 #859 Understand?
00:50:09 #860 Yes.
00:50:11 #861 I wouldn't say it.
00:50:13 #862 I'm not going to...
00:50:15 #863 But sir...
00:50:17 #864 I thought you'd like to see him again, wouldn't you?
00:50:19 #865 He'll never come around here.
00:50:21 #866 Oh, these feet weren't made for housework.
00:50:59 #867 Oh, and I left my feather duster in the kitchen too.
00:51:07 #868 Well...
00:51:08 #869 Oh, wait a minute. I'll go get it for you.
00:51:10 #870 Oh, will you?
00:51:11 #871 Oh, I said.
00:51:12 #872 All right.
00:51:13 #873 Pauling?
00:51:15 #874 I didn't know whether I should come around.
00:51:17 #875 Well, I thought you might come around before.
00:52:19 #876 I wasn't sure I'd be here before.
00:52:21 #877 I thought you'd be here before.
00:52:23 #878 I wasn't sure I'd be welcome after your uncle fired me at the office.
00:52:27 #879 Oh, but, Polly, I just had to know you better.
00:52:31 #880 Okay, with me, dear.
00:52:33 #881 And I want you to know me too, because I'm redheaded and I've got a redhead temper.
00:52:38 #882 Oh, fine. We ought to have some lovely scraps.
00:52:41 #883 Well, I like scraps.
00:52:43 #884 And I just love making out.
00:52:45 #885 We don't need to have any scraps if you'll be just one thing.
00:52:49 #886 Yes.
00:52:50 #887 A one-man girl.
00:52:52 #888 Okay, again then. But that one man must not stay away for two whole weeks.
00:52:57 #889 Do you mind confiding where you have been hiding? I've been seeking you forever.
00:53:08 #890 Now that I have found you, I will hang around you. If you lose me, you will be clever.
00:53:17 #891 To me you seem to be someone I've been looking it's ABC you're the someone I
00:53:35 #892 adore what a thrill oh what a thrill
00:53:43 #893 discovering you what a break am I awake I can't believe that it's
00:53:53 #894 I never knew my heart could sing.
00:54:00 #895 I know it's you who's making it do that thing.
00:54:07 #896 It's so far I'm dreaming of love.
00:54:12 #897 I think my worries are blue.
00:54:15 #898 But how does it seem to you?
00:54:18 #899 How does it seem to you?
00:54:24 #900 How does it...
00:54:55 #901 Young man, this is no place for the unemployed.
00:54:59 #902 Before you take up with my niece, you'll have to get yourself a job.
00:55:02 #903 I will.
00:55:04 #904 Well, what are you doing here?
00:55:06 #905 I came to see my uncle.
00:55:10 #906 Servants and prints in the rear.
00:55:18 #907 All right. You'll never see me again.
00:55:22 #908 I guess I belong in the bottom of the lake.
00:55:25 #909 Fish may like me better.
00:55:28 #910 Well, if they do, they'll suck us.
00:55:35 #911 I just received this telegram from Florence, and she's coming here this afternoon.
00:55:42 #912 Yes, well, that's all right. I wrote her.
00:55:44 #913 George, dear, we can't have her here.
00:55:46 #914 Don't you know that tears head over heels in love with Florence Cole? It isn't fair.
00:55:50 #915 So what's the matter with you, Nellie? Why are you always sticking up at him?
00:55:53 #916 Because I have a heart. Because you never had a right to make that hard contract.
00:55:56 #917 contract well he forced me into it oh yes he did he made my life a curse and now
00:56:01 #918 I'm going to make his life a curse for a year and what of me you yes me I was a
00:56:08 #919 real faking that little gambling game well Nelly I don't you would become key
00:56:11 #920 butter and live with him for a year what of me well I know but I have you risked
00:56:15 #921 me I've never quite forgiven you for that and I never will now Nelly now don't
00:56:19 #922 Don't be silly because I didn't...
00:56:20 #923 Don't talk to me, don't argue with me.
00:56:22 #924 You haven't a heart.
00:56:23 #925 Well, I...
00:56:24 #926 Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:25 #927 Oh, oh, oh.
00:56:26 #928 Oh, there's our stuff.
00:56:28 #929 What are we going to do?
00:56:30 #930 You better stop crying.
00:56:31 #931 That's all.
00:56:32 #932 You better run up there.
00:56:33 #933 I won't.
00:56:34 #934 You just want to get rid of me.
00:56:35 #935 Well, all right.
00:56:36 #936 Thanks, Kay.
00:56:41 #937 Where you are.
00:56:42 #938 I'm afraid to spite my nose is all red.
00:56:44 #939 Well, blow it.
00:56:45 #940 That's better.
00:56:48 #941 Are you all dried out now?
00:56:50 #942 Yes.
00:56:51 #943 Hello.
00:56:52 #944 Oh, here she is.
00:56:54 #945 He's looking marvelous.
00:56:56 #946 Lauren, nearly you zero thing.
00:56:59 #947 Oh, I'm so glad you've come.
00:57:01 #948 I'm just in longing for you from the very moment I had zero George to break you.
00:57:06 #949 And how well, dear old George, is looking.
00:57:10 #950 Oh, now you know this.
00:57:12 #951 Shall I kiss him, too?
00:57:14 #952 Shall I?
00:57:16 #953 Especially if you wish.
00:57:18 #954 Well, I had no idea.
00:57:26 #955 Oh dear.
00:57:27 #956 Oh.
00:57:28 #957 Are they going to be guests for dinner?
00:57:31 #958 Oh, just home, folks.
00:57:32 #959 Will Tee be here?
00:57:33 #960 Oh, Tee.
00:57:34 #961 Oh, yes, yes.
00:57:35 #962 Tee'll be here.
00:57:36 #963 You know I haven't had a better in days.
00:57:37 #964 Is he at the office?
00:57:38 #965 Has he been there?
00:57:39 #966 Oh, no, no, no.
00:57:40 #967 He's on a sort of a holiday.
00:57:41 #968 I know.
00:57:42 #969 You and Nellie are planning a little birthday dinner for dear old Tee.
00:57:46 #970 Yes, that's it.
00:57:47 #971 How did you get it?
00:57:48 #972 You and Nellie are planning a little birthday dinner for dear old T.
00:57:52 #973 Yes, that's it. How did you get it?
00:57:55 #974 Especially for dear old T.
00:57:58 #975 Suppose you come with me, dear, we'll have a nice old-fashioned sass.
00:58:02 #976 Sorry, darling, I don't know a bit of scandal, but I'll listen.
00:58:05 #977 Enjoy your little kiss, didn't you?
00:58:11 #978 Can I help it if I've got sex appeal?
00:58:14 #979 Oh, go away, go away, go away.
00:58:16 #980 Oh, Mr. Boggs, sir.
00:58:18 #981 What is it?
00:58:33 #982 I got a secret for you, sir.
00:58:34 #983 I don't want to hear it.
00:58:35 #984 What is it?
00:58:36 #985 No.
00:58:37 #986 It's hate about me, sir.
00:58:39 #987 Well, what is it?
00:58:41 #988 What is it?
00:58:42 #989 My mail, you've got it.
00:58:43 #990 Where'd you go?
00:58:44 #991 I've been looking for that for a week.
00:58:45 #992 Where'd you get that?
00:58:46 #993 A boy brought it from the officer.
00:58:47 #994 Well, I'm giving it to me, really.
00:58:48 #995 What's they worth to you, sir?
00:58:49 #996 What do you mean, what's they worth?
00:58:50 #997 Oh, for him, say.
00:58:52 #998 Oh, sir, I'm sorry.
00:58:53 #999 I'm sorry.
00:58:57 #1000 Oh, for heaven's sake.
00:58:59 #1001 Oh, it's the man who pays.
00:59:02 #1002 I... go away from you.
00:59:08 #1003 I know they were from another woman,
00:59:10 #1004 and that they come from some young husband.
00:59:12 #1005 They do not. They come from my youngest daughter.
00:59:14 #1006 She's in the old lady's home. Go away now.
00:59:16 #1007 Oh, Mr. Bodd, sir.
00:59:21 #1008 What have you become of them bodies?
00:59:24 #1009 What bodies?
00:59:25 #1010 Of them three women, sir.
00:59:27 #1011 What you murdered.
00:59:29 #1012 I gave them away for Christmas present.
00:59:32 #1013 only about it.
00:59:34 #1014 Dear old Florence.
00:59:36 #1015 Don't read.
00:59:38 #1016 Give me those letters.
00:59:40 #1017 Will you give me those letters?
00:59:42 #1018 I tell you I've murdered women for less.
00:59:44 #1019 Give me those white people.
00:59:48 #1020 You and who else?
00:59:50 #1021 Let me tell you something.
00:59:52 #1022 You know what happened to the last woman I married?
00:59:54 #1023 What?
00:59:56 #1024 I took her out into the backyard and hung her on the clothesline and skinned her.
00:59:58 #1025 Ah, baloney.
01:00:00 #1026 Oh, yeah, listen.
01:00:02 #1027 Some worship women and some respect them. I like to strangle and then dissect them.
01:00:09 #1028 I love the girls in my own peculiar way.
01:00:15 #1029 Oh, come on, will ya?
01:00:17 #1030 It seems to be my delicious abbey. Sucking a lady in some dark lobby.
01:00:25 #1031 I give the best little net a break in play.
01:00:30 #1032 There's my first wife Henrietta, May her carker,
01:00:38 #1033 Which man comes around, Her hair was red,
01:00:50 #1034 So I had to match it, That's what I did with my little red hatchet.
01:00:56 #1035 I love the girls in my own peculiar way.
01:01:01 #1036 Here is nothing but a big block.
01:01:09 #1037 Women have charms, I don't mind men.
01:01:17 #1038 They fascinate me greatly, but then there comes a time in each woman's life when a little suffocation.
01:01:30 #1039 Oh, the Caesar enjoyed seeing women frolic. I like to bathe them in hot carboil.
01:01:53 #1040 Boy, what a joy when they curdle down the drain.
01:01:58 #1041 The eight was a heartbreak wizard, but when it comes to a lady's
01:02:13 #1042 Gizzard, I can extract them without the slightest hate.
01:02:19 #1043 Ah!
01:02:31 #1044 There's my first wife Henrietta, who is blung as wrongly flea.
01:02:38 #1045 Though her soul may be in heaven, the great nun really don't concern us.
01:02:53 #1046 The better half seem to fit.
01:03:06 #1047 Now listen to me Uncle T.
01:03:23 #1048 I haven't got time.
01:03:24 #1049 Now listen to me.
01:03:25 #1050 Because of your call I lost my job.
01:03:27 #1051 Well you can have my job.
01:03:28 #1052 Yeah Mr. Nettleton threw me out.
01:03:30 #1053 Now I've lost my girl.
01:03:31 #1054 Well I, what do you want?
01:03:33 #1055 You can have my girl too.
01:03:34 #1056 There you are.
01:03:36 #1057 I want to see.
01:03:47 #1058 I want this contract cancelled here and now.
01:03:51 #1059 Canceled?
01:03:52 #1060 Yes.
01:03:53 #1061 Ask me something easy.
01:03:54 #1062 I don't ask it. By George I demand it.
01:03:56 #1063 If you don't like this contract, you find a way to break it.
01:03:59 #1064 All right, I'll find some way to break this contract if it lands me in a hospital.
01:04:02 #1065 This being a butler around here is bad enough.
01:04:04 #1066 But when you're chased all over the house by an Australian killie loop burg or something...
01:04:10 #1067 And as for that George being netled in Odin, I'd like to have him here.
01:04:14 #1068 Why, Bob? How dare you assume such an attitude to one of my guests.
01:04:22 #1069 Please, remember your position.
01:04:25 #1070 Go get us something to drink.
01:04:27 #1071 Get out, you little red book. I'm going to spend $100.
01:04:35 #1072 Mr. George B. Nettledon, I'm going through with this contract,
01:04:38 #1073 no matter what you do to me, you understand?
01:04:41 #1074 But if one year from today, if I'm still among those present,
01:04:45 #1075 I'm going to cloud up and rain all over you.
01:04:49 #1076 Oh, aren't you a little rough on him, George?
01:04:56 #1077 in George no one must be severe with one's servants. I thought you were
01:05:04 #1078 away you know I'm here for tea's birthday party. Nothing at all nothing. Less than
01:05:14 #1079 nothing. Have you anything I can put these flowers in? Oh certainly I ring for
01:05:22 #1080 the butler.
01:05:24 #1081 I'll ring for the butler.
01:05:27 #1082 Ring for the butler.
01:05:42 #1083 What's all those clothes?
01:05:54 #1084 Those horrible monkey whiskers.
01:05:56 #1085 Monkey whiskers.
01:06:02 #1086 A holiday.
01:06:03 #1087 No, it's been no holiday, Florence.
01:06:05 #1088 Florence, I, if you'll only believe in me and wait.
01:06:09 #1089 How long?
01:06:10 #1090 11 months and two weeks.
01:06:12 #1091 Can't wait that long. You have to tell me now.
01:06:14 #1092 No Florence, I can't tell you. Really, I came here.
01:06:17 #1093 Florence, I came here. I came here tonight, not as a Republican.
01:06:24 #1094 Very well, Mr. Johns. As long as you brought this on yourself,
01:06:31 #1095 there's only one thing for me to do. Hard as it is to do it.
01:06:36 #1096 Here, take it. I don't want it. Take it.
01:06:40 #1097 Oh, here.
01:06:42 #1098 Oh, Florentine, I want this ring really.
01:06:43 #1099 I, I, I...
01:06:45 #1100 Oh, oh, dear darling.
01:06:53 #1101 Oh, please come back.
01:06:54 #1102 I... with the ring.
01:07:49 #1103 Hello. Yes. No.
01:07:55 #1104 Why should I tell you?
01:07:57 #1105 Well, because I want to help you.
01:08:00 #1106 Ha, ha, you're a nettle-don.
01:08:01 #1107 Why should you want to help me?
01:08:04 #1108 I love dick.
01:08:06 #1109 You love dick?
01:08:07 #1110 What does that make me, a moose?
01:08:10 #1111 Why don't you brace up and be a man?
01:08:13 #1112 No, I can't. My vest is too tight.
01:08:15 #1113 Oh.
01:08:16 #1114 Why don't you turn the tables on Uncle George?
01:08:20 #1115 Turn the tables on Uncle George. How?
01:08:24 #1116 Well, what's his weakest point?
01:08:26 #1117 Weakest point?
01:08:28 #1118 What any poor married man's weakest point?
01:08:30 #1119 I don't know. What do you mean? His wife?
01:08:33 #1120 His wife, of course.
01:08:34 #1121 Well, what about that?
01:08:36 #1122 That's why you've got to hit him and hit him hard.
01:08:39 #1123 As long as you're miserable, he's happy.
01:08:42 #1124 Make him unhappy.
01:08:44 #1125 Oh, baby, if I only could.
01:08:47 #1126 You can.
01:08:49 #1127 But serving him and serving him well.
01:08:51 #1128 Yeah?
01:08:52 #1129 And always with a smile.
01:08:54 #1130 Yeah?
01:08:55 #1131 And Uncle George will wonder why.
01:08:57 #1132 Uh-huh.
01:08:58 #1133 Make him off the antinelus.
01:09:00 #1134 Make him jealous.
01:09:01 #1135 Jealous?
01:09:02 #1136 Uh-huh.
01:09:03 #1137 He wants you to break the contract.
01:09:05 #1138 Make him break it.
01:09:07 #1139 Do you get it?
01:09:08 #1140 Fine.
01:09:09 #1141 Do you mean I certainly do.
01:09:11 #1142 Then go after him and get him.
01:09:13 #1143 But don't forget to smile.
01:09:15 #1144 No, you mean bleh like that?
01:09:17 #1145 I'll follow you.
01:09:18 #1146 I want to hug you.
01:09:19 #1147 Oh, I...
01:09:20 #1148 You're not giving me a buggy ride or anything, are you?
01:09:26 #1149 I want to hug you again.
01:09:28 #1150 You don't know what you're fighting.
01:09:31 #1151 I'm going to have a drink.
01:09:33 #1152 Oh, poor old...
01:09:35 #1153 If you want to see, I could have another drink.
01:09:39 #1154 Yeah, poor old George.
01:09:41 #1155 Oh, buddy, I could have a gig in.
01:09:45 #1156 I know.
01:09:47 #1157 You've shown me I could have another drink.
01:09:49 #1158 I see. What's happening?
01:09:51 #1159 Oh, I'm celebrating the fall of July.
01:09:53 #1160 Happy New Year.
01:09:55 #1161 Oh, oh, oh.
01:09:57 #1162 Buddy, get me my orchid feathers.
01:10:00 #1163 I'm on to victory.
01:10:02 #1164 Oh, poor old George.
01:10:05 #1165 Oh, George, oh, it won't be long now.
01:10:10 #1166 Oh, I'm drunk.
01:10:18 #1167 I'm fine.
01:10:19 #1168 Oh, my God.
01:11:31 #1169 What are you doing in my wife's bedroom?
01:11:33 #1170 Why, sir, just turning down her bed, sir.
01:11:45 #1171 Sorry, sir. I'm really very sorry, sir.
01:11:47 #1172 Yes, you are.
01:11:49 #1173 Sounds as if you cut yourself again, sir.
01:12:07 #1174 How long are you going to be?
01:12:09 #1175 Oh, pardon, sir. I must do my work.
01:12:12 #1176 When the blues have got you is what you must say.
01:12:18 #1177 And, brother, just laugh it off.
01:12:26 #1178 The three cuts, you're out.
01:12:41 #1179 You clear out of here.
01:12:45 #1180 Yes, sir.
01:12:46 #1181 Yes indeed, sir. Always, sir.
01:12:48 #1182 Always obedient, sir. Always obedient.
01:12:51 #1183 Good evening, Melle.
01:13:07 #1184 Oh, hello, T.
01:13:08 #1185 Is this something I got from the garden for you?
01:13:10 #1186 Oh, thank you.
01:13:11 #1187 You seem worried about something, Nellie. Why?
01:13:14 #1188 He, have you noticed what a peculiar change has come over George lately?
01:13:18 #1189 A change in George. My, my, my. In what way, Nellie?
01:13:21 #1190 Well, I don't know exactly, but every time he sees me around you, he snaps at me.
01:13:26 #1191 And I snap back.
01:13:28 #1192 Oh, but hereafter I'm going to be sweet and lovable to him.
01:13:34 #1193 That's the way to be, Nellie, always. Lovable and sweet. Sweet and lovable.
01:13:37 #1194 Oh, Nellie, Nellie, I've always wanted to tell you something, and here's my opportunity.
01:13:41 #1195 You're a sweet woman. You're a generous woman.
01:13:43 #1196 You're a lovely woman.
01:13:44 #1197 And if I ever have an opportunity to tell you something else, nearly I'll...
01:13:46 #1198 Nilly!
01:13:47 #1199 George, how you startled me.
01:13:49 #1200 Oh, startled me, did I?
01:13:50 #1201 Yes, you did. You know I'm a nervous woman.
01:13:52 #1202 Oh, you're nervous?
01:13:53 #1203 Never mind your nerves. Come in here and sit down.
01:13:55 #1204 I won't. If you employ that tone, I won't. I won't even sleep with you.
01:14:00 #1205 Shall I help you with your coat, then?
01:14:02 #1206 Oh, I can help myself with my own coat.
01:14:04 #1207 Put it on if I want to.
01:14:13 #1208 Allow, allow, allow me.
01:14:14 #1209 Keep away.
01:14:16 #1210 What's the matter with you anyway?
01:14:23 #1211 Me, sir? Nothing, sir.
01:14:25 #1212 To what may I ask? Do you allude, sir?
01:14:27 #1213 Well, you seem so satisfied.
01:14:30 #1214 Ever since I caught you the other day around here drunk,
01:14:33 #1215 you've been going around with a smirk
01:14:35 #1216 that I couldn't pull off with a sledgehammer.
01:14:37 #1217 Smith.
01:14:39 #1218 Well, why don't you answer me?
01:14:41 #1219 Well, I don't know, sir.
01:14:42 #1220 Perhaps it's just because I'm beginning to realise my opportunities.
01:14:45 #1221 What opportunities?
01:14:47 #1222 Observing Mr. Nettleton.
01:14:49 #1223 Will you entertain your tantrums now, sir?
01:14:53 #1224 I wish I had the strength of character to throw this right in your face.
01:14:57 #1225 If you did, I'm sure it wouldn't go to waste.
01:15:00 #1226 Oh, pardon my little joke at this hour.
01:15:04 #1227 I mean it took the liberty of offering it to you, sir, because you seem so tired and so overworked.
01:15:10 #1228 Yes, well, I am overworked.
01:15:12 #1229 And you loafing around here all day, and I don't know what.
01:15:18 #1230 I don't know what.
01:15:20 #1231 No, sir. How should you, sir?
01:15:24 #1232 And since you are so tired and overworked, sir,
01:15:26 #1233 may I offer a little suggestion?
01:15:29 #1234 Just a little one, perhaps that long?
01:15:31 #1235 Why don't you go away for a trip and rest
01:15:35 #1236 for a couple of weeks?
01:15:37 #1237 What?
01:15:38 #1238 Of course, of course.
01:15:40 #1239 I mean that you would take her with you.
01:15:42 #1240 Oh, you know, eh?
01:15:43 #1241 Well, you tell Mrs. Nettison
01:15:45 #1242 that I want to see her right here now at once.
01:15:47 #1243 Oh, with pleasure, sir.
01:15:48 #1244 Oh, no, you don't.
01:15:50 #1245 Oh, no.
01:15:51 #1246 You don't call me a heart.
01:15:54 #1247 If I cut you around her again, I'll ring your neck,
01:15:57 #1248 you get me?
01:15:59 #1249 Oh, I certainly do, sir.
01:16:02 #1250 And in the future, I shall try to be more careful,
01:16:04 #1251 naturally.
01:16:18 #1252 What letter?
01:16:23 #1253 Put it on her finest pink perfume note paper.
01:16:26 #1254 Oh, pink perfume note paper.
01:16:28 #1255 Perfect.
01:16:29 #1256 Not the perfect for me.
01:16:31 #1257 Stick sitting out there in that tree.
01:16:33 #1258 And you won't come back since Uncle kicked him out.
01:16:42 #1259 You want me back?
01:16:44 #1260 All right.
01:16:47 #1261 Take a look and find out if it worked.
01:17:40 #1262 Got it.
01:17:41 #1263 Oh, Nelly, you shouldn't have said this to me.
01:18:15 #1264 Oh, Nelly.
01:18:16 #1265 Oh, let's watch this.
01:18:19 #1266 It's nothing, sir. It's nothing.
01:18:21 #1267 Do you hear me? Give me that.
01:18:22 #1268 No, I'd rather not, sir. Really, I...
01:18:24 #1269 You give me that.
01:18:25 #1270 Oh, really, I'd rather not...
01:18:26 #1271 I want that.
01:18:28 #1272 I'd rather hear me.
01:18:29 #1273 I'd rather... I... you give me...
01:18:31 #1274 I'll have all my lawyer.
01:18:39 #1275 Thank her.
01:18:41 #1276 Yes, well, we'll have him soon.
01:18:43 #1277 If you're Mr. Dick, he's done for.
01:18:46 #1278 Dick, where is he?
01:18:47 #1279 In your room, sir.
01:18:49 #1280 Who's with him? Who's with him?
01:19:01 #1281 Miss Farley! Well, what can you do?
01:19:27 #1282 You make it worse.
01:19:30 #1283 Well, isn't the poor fellow doing everything out there to please you?
01:19:33 #1284 Oh, to please me!
01:19:35 #1285 Now, see here, Mrs. Nelson, I want to know what and why you're writing to that man.
01:19:40 #1286 I? What man?
01:19:41 #1287 What man? T-T-T-T-T-Box dance!
01:19:44 #1288 That's the man I mean, and you know it!
01:19:46 #1289 I see. When I have him here all day, I can tell him what I want.
01:19:51 #1290 Well, all right.
01:19:52 #1291 Then what do you say to him all day?
01:19:54 #1292 And what's he saying to you?
01:19:56 #1293 Oh, that's right, Luke.
01:19:58 #1294 Innocent.
01:19:58 #1295 I'm the goat.
01:20:00 #1296 Oh, my precious George, you're not yourself.
01:20:02 #1297 You need a rest.
01:20:03 #1298 Now why not go away somewhere for a week or two?
01:20:06 #1299 Oh!
01:20:08 #1300 That's just what he told me.
01:20:09 #1301 You won't be getting me out of the way.
01:20:11 #1302 I know you're nothing but a better lawyer.
01:20:13 #1303 But I wouldn't allow that after that. I'm through.
01:20:15 #1304 I'll call my lawyer. All right.
01:20:16 #1305 You can save yourself a trouble.
01:20:17 #1306 He's coming to see me. Very well. I'll see you.
01:20:20 #1307 Now, have you no fear that this is the end of everything!
01:20:23 #1308 Everything!
01:20:24 #1309 Oh, no, Nelly, Nelly, don't say that, please, Nelly, don't say that!
01:20:28 #1310 Don't put you look at me, Nelly, don't even talk to me! I just...
01:20:32 #1311 Who the hell are you?
01:20:34 #1312 Oh, now you're cursing me!
01:20:36 #1313 No, Nelly, I'm not cursing you, I'm cursing the phone!
01:20:39 #1314 Now you're putting it on a poor little telephone!
01:20:41 #1315 Oh, well, I can't hold it, go something else!
01:20:44 #1316 Why doesn't the house burn down and end it all?
01:20:47 #1317 Oh, no, we don't have a little consideration.
01:20:51 #1318 We don't. It's only...
01:20:52 #1319 Oh, I never do the ones such as this.
01:20:54 #1320 Oh, well, all right then. Let's get divorced if you want to do that.
01:20:59 #1321 Mr. Benderhoof.
01:21:02 #1322 Who?
01:21:03 #1323 It's Van Deere. It's just your old Van Deere.
01:21:06 #1324 Is it Mr. Hill?
01:21:07 #1325 Hi.
01:21:08 #1326 Thanks for your husband. Give her a pain.
01:21:10 #1327 Oh, you get out of here.
01:21:11 #1328 Oh, excuse me, Nellie. Thank you.
01:21:13 #1329 You come with me. I wanted to talk.
01:21:15 #1330 We're going to this, not at... I mean, isn't it?
01:21:22 #1331 Well, tea is in love with Nelly, and Nelly's in love with thee.
01:21:27 #1332 What?
01:21:28 #1333 Oh, yes, it's true, I tell you.
01:21:30 #1334 He drinks my booze, and he smokes my cigars, and they're together all the time.
01:21:36 #1335 And now they're writing notes to each other.
01:21:38 #1336 Would you believe it right under my very nose?
01:21:41 #1337 Correspondence.
01:21:42 #1338 Why, that's evidence. Produce it.
01:21:44 #1339 I can't. He eats it.
01:21:46 #1340 I can't eat it.
01:21:48 #1341 He's always swallowing.
01:21:51 #1342 I've got it.
01:21:52 #1343 Call T. in here and make him cancel the contract with your magnanimous consent.
01:21:58 #1344 Get the idea?
01:21:59 #1345 You mean, uh...
01:22:01 #1346 Hi, Joe. That's great.
01:22:03 #1347 Yes.
01:22:04 #1348 But don't tell him that I want it.
01:22:06 #1349 And don't tell him that business is rotten.
01:22:10 #1350 Oh, pardon.
01:22:14 #1351 Pardon, sir. Did you ring?
01:22:16 #1352 What did you think it was? The angels calling you?
01:22:19 #1353 Well, I don't know, sir. I used to believe in angels, but somehow they...
01:22:22 #1354 Listen to you. George and I have been talking this whole thing over.
01:22:26 #1355 And we've come to the conclusion that this contract is a bit rough on you.
01:22:29 #1356 It's a little rough on me.
01:22:31 #1357 And so on, my advice, he has generously consented to let you off.
01:22:35 #1358 You mean for a holiday, sir?
01:22:37 #1359 No, no, no. Permanently.
01:22:39 #1360 And under certain conditions to allow you to cancel the contract.
01:22:42 #1361 Oh, Mr. Vanderholt, how you do run on.
01:22:45 #1362 run on. Oh, here, here, cut that butler stuff.
01:22:47 #1363 All right, I will cut it.
01:22:49 #1364 Why should I cancel my contract?
01:22:50 #1365 Isn't George working his head off at the office,
01:22:52 #1366 piling up receipts, changing the names of my daughters?
01:22:55 #1367 Hasn't business doubled since George has been there,
01:22:56 #1368 according to his account?
01:22:58 #1369 Well, I, of course, I am here.
01:23:00 #1370 Mm-hmm.
01:23:01 #1371 It's a regular rest cure here for me.
01:23:03 #1372 It's good whiskey and fair cigars.
01:23:06 #1373 And, uh...
01:23:08 #1374 And what?
01:23:09 #1375 And a good kind loving master,
01:23:11 #1376 which is all my simple soul desires.
01:23:14 #1377 I'll punch him one for luck.
01:23:16 #1378 He's very steady.
01:23:17 #1379 Of course, leave this to me.
01:23:19 #1380 But, well, T, how about it?
01:23:20 #1381 Cancel my contract.
01:23:21 #1382 What I want to do is renew it.
01:23:23 #1383 Oh!
01:23:34 #1384 Florence.
01:23:35 #1385 You're Florence.
01:23:36 #1386 Oh, please don't hug me like that.
01:23:38 #1387 Now, please.
01:23:39 #1388 You making luck to Nellie,
01:23:40 #1389 running around all dressed up like a plush horse.
01:23:43 #1390 We're through.
01:23:44 #1391 Oh, if I could only explain to you,
01:23:47 #1392 But if I did it would cost me ten thousand dollars.
01:23:51 #1393 That's a lot of money.
01:23:54 #1394 Still a straight of that contract.
01:23:56 #1395 Please don't mention it.
01:23:58 #1396 Well that contract was based on a game of poker.
01:24:00 #1397 So it isn't legal.
01:24:02 #1398 Isn't legal. Who told you that.
01:24:04 #1399 And the whole.
01:24:06 #1400 You told me was playing a trick on you boys just to show you what happens when partners disagree.
01:24:13 #1401 Playing a trick on us huh.
01:24:17 #1402 Darling look in my trousers pocket and find yourself a wedding ring.
01:24:21 #1403 I'm going to commit a murder.
01:24:31 #1404 What was I to think?
01:24:33 #1405 George, he only made love to me to force you to break that contract.
01:24:38 #1406 What?
01:24:40 #1407 But listen, you mustn't mention the contract. This libel cost me $20,000.
01:24:44 #1408 Oh, you darling dumbbells, there is no contract.
01:24:47 #1409 There is no contract?
01:24:49 #1410 It wasn't legal from the start.
01:24:51 #1411 Not legal?
01:24:53 #1412 Bands been telling all the neighbors the tricky plate on you two men.
01:24:57 #1413 Oh, he has, has he?
01:25:00 #1414 Then it's him. He's responsible for the whole thing.
01:25:03 #1415 And I've gone through this two weeks just on account of him.
01:25:06 #1416 Oh!
01:25:09 #1417 Though we can I get my hands on him.
01:25:21 #1418 Ha!