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00:02:34 #1 set in pretty and we're on our way to what just a sense of happiness I've been
00:02:38 #2 out there reading the star and I've been in here reading the bills I'm like dad
00:02:46 #3 ran the circus for 30 years and made a success of it I've only had one season
00:02:49 #4 and we're like yeah but your dad hasn't bad seasons he pulled through and so will
00:02:53 #5 we hear anything so why certainly you have the personal guarantee of smiley
00:02:58 #6 junk take that offer from bottom and Bailey they offered you twice the money
00:03:06 #7 but me go with that one horse outfit listen honey there isn't money enough
00:03:10 #8 in the world to take me off your show. I wish all my performance felt like that.
00:03:14 #9 What's the matter with the performers? Oh, they're all complaining.
00:03:16 #10 You can't blame them. They haven't got their salary. Oh, complaining just because
00:03:19 #11 they don't get paid, huh? Isn't that just like them? Come on, honey, cheer up. Show the
00:03:23 #12 China way. How can I with these bills staring me in the face?
00:03:27 #13 So are you really worried about those bills? Yeah. Well, I'll take care of them.
00:03:30 #14 Well, you know what to do with those bills? Look, I'll show you. First you take and
00:03:33 #15 place them carefully together, making sure the left-hand margins are neatly aligned
00:03:37 #16 with what is known as geometrical symmetry.
00:03:39 #17 That's two Greek words meaning geometrical symmetry.
00:03:42 #18 Then you grasp the bill firmly with the digits of the left hand
00:03:45 #19 as shown in illustration five on page six.
00:03:48 #20 And then you give them that, and you give them that,
00:03:51 #21 and then you simply give them that.
00:03:52 #22 Now don't you feel better?
00:03:53 #23 I wish I could feel the way you do about it.
00:03:56 #24 This brain's getting me.
00:04:01 #25 Now don't be like that.
00:04:02 #26 Well, that's all there is to it.
00:04:03 #27 No, no, no, wait.
00:04:05 #28 Wait a minute. Let me get excited too.
00:04:07 #29 You are Mr. Dalton, the big ringmaster, me.
00:04:12 #30 I'm only false, the lion, him, but just to say no.
00:04:14 #31 Now don't be like that. We're going to be equal partners.
00:04:17 #32 It's my idea, isn't it?
00:04:19 #33 It's my money, isn't it?
00:04:19 #34 Sure. Don't forget that.
00:04:21 #35 No, I won't.
00:04:23 #36 Save.
00:04:24 #37 Save, when will that happen?
00:04:27 #38 The show is going to be attached in Shrewsbury.
00:04:29 #39 How do you know that?
00:04:30 #40 They were going to attach in the last town,
00:04:32 #41 but Smiley got us rolling before the sheriff got around to it. Oh?
00:04:35 #42 So the show will be attached in Shrewdbury.
00:04:38 #43 I see it in our chance.
00:04:39 #44 Come, sir.
00:04:41 #45 Sure.
00:04:41 #46 Then instead of the John T. Raney circus,
00:04:44 #47 it'll be Dalton in Faults.
00:04:46 #48 You mean Faults and Dalton.
00:04:48 #49 It's my money, isn't it?
00:04:50 #50 We'll know that's all right.
00:04:51 #51 We'll take that up later on.
00:04:52 #52 All right.
00:04:56 #53 There's nothing but rain, rain, rain
00:04:57 #54 ever since I took over the show.
00:04:59 #55 What's got the rain sometimes?
00:05:00 #56 I'll bet we're the most unlucky circus in the world.
00:05:03 #57 Oh, oh.
00:05:09 #58 Oh, here you are.
00:05:10 #59 Man in our car, where's pansy stuck in the mud?
00:05:12 #60 No, but a couple of the horses are.
00:05:14 #61 Well, I guess I have to go out and put the skid chains on.
00:05:17 #62 That's an apple for you, Mary.
00:05:18 #63 I'll bring you watermelons tomorrow.
00:05:20 #64 Oh, there's watermelons.
00:05:35 #65 Gee, bud, I thought you were never coming in
00:05:37 #66 to say goodnight to me.
00:05:38 #67 Well, wouldn't be a good night for me if I didn't.
00:05:42 #68 Oh, honey, we get the shoesberry.
00:05:46 #69 There you go again, shoesberry.
00:05:49 #70 Is there something you're holding out on me?
00:05:51 #71 Yeah, but I can't hold out any more.
00:05:54 #72 You know, shoesberry is my hometown.
00:05:56 #73 My father owns about half of it.
00:05:58 #74 Oh boy, we play the standing room only.
00:06:00 #75 I've already written my friend's rumor of the trade.
00:06:03 #76 Oh, bud, you're a darling.
00:06:05 #77 As soon as we get there, I want you to leave my folks.
00:06:08 #78 I'm going to take you right over to my house.
00:06:10 #79 Oh, but I'm not sure I know how to behave
00:06:12 #80 in a house that isn't on wheels.
00:06:14 #81 Just be yourself.
00:06:16 #82 You can't improve on that.
00:06:18 #83 Oh.
00:06:29 #84 Can I come in?
00:06:33 #85 Did you want something smiley?
00:06:35 #86 Yeah, no, I was...
00:06:37 #87 Yes, I was...
00:06:38 #88 I wonder why don't you let me help those fellows there.
00:06:40 #89 Give them a hand, tie the son of stuff on us,
00:06:42 #90 all falling off that front wagon up there. Sure, it's money.
00:06:44 #91 I was just going out. Good night, Mary.
00:06:47 #92 Good night, Bud.
00:06:48 #93 Pleasant dreams.
00:06:57 #94 Don't forget what I told you. What do you mean by that?
00:07:08 #95 Don't forget what I told you.
00:07:10 #96 He thinks we'll do big business in Shrewsbury.
00:07:12 #97 His folks live there. Oh, yeah?
00:07:14 #98 Well, that'll be Dan, yeah?
00:07:14 #99 He'll be right at home when he gets fired.
00:07:17 #100 Why'd he go to the fire room?
00:07:18 #101 He hasn't done anything. That's just a trouble.
00:07:20 #102 He hasn't done anything.
00:07:21 #103 Other things he's done with the show.
00:07:23 #104 He doesn't know what a circus is all about.
00:07:25 #105 How could he?
00:07:27 #106 Wonder what it feels like to live in a house that isn't on wheels.
00:07:31 #107 Terrible. This is a lie.
00:07:32 #108 In case you don't like your backyard, you can move.
00:07:35 #109 Falling.
00:07:41 #110 That's what I'm here for.
00:07:42 #111 Oh, you're always saving me trouble.
00:07:44 #112 All kinds of trouble.
00:07:45 #113 You stepped in and taken the place of my dad.
00:07:48 #114 He asked me to.
00:07:50 #115 In fact, your dad, you know, he wrote a letter,
00:07:51 #116 gave me a letter, and he says,
00:07:52 #117 here's some money, and he put like what was in a letter,
00:07:54 #118 when he says it when he thought that someday the marriage he was I'd like to be more than
00:08:01 #119 father to be father and mother and brother and sister not a sister but you know I've been
00:08:06 #120 trying to tell you something married for the. I would take an apple sell it at the
00:08:10 #121 bottom and I was thinking about Mary you know if I could only. Stuck again but don't
00:08:18 #122 forget what I told you marriage very important don't forget I'll see you again tonight.
00:08:21 #123 Comments here?
00:08:22 #124 Why don't you get out and walk?
00:08:24 #125 Why don't you give the hearts as a break?
00:08:39 #126 Oh, yeah?
00:08:40 #127 Get in on his dead night hair.
00:08:41 #128 Have the other days worked.
00:08:42 #129 That's what I would call a job for an elephant.
00:08:43 #130 This was the shoes, Barry.
00:08:44 #131 You stay here and watch the store.
00:09:29 #132 I've got a bill to collect here and if I don't get it, there ain't going to be
00:09:30 #133 any circus.
00:09:37 #134 Oh, chicken, I'm going to go.
00:09:38 #135 Stay and watch the store.
00:09:39 #136 Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'll ask the long-nosed porter to help me.
00:10:37 #137 I'm going to go.
00:10:45 #138 There ain't gonna be any circuit.
00:10:46 #139 Oh, chicken, I'm gonna call.
00:10:48 #140 Stay and watch the stars.
00:10:49 #141 Now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to long look forward
00:11:14 #142 and hope for the event has come to you.
00:11:15 #143 We are here.
00:11:16 #144 No need for me to tell you what is here,
00:11:18 #145 for you all know the greatest show on earth,
00:11:20 #146 the great one on Only Gigantic, John G. Rady shows.
00:11:22 #147 Hey!
00:11:25 #148 Have we brought this beautiful sunshine from the skies,
00:11:28 #149 but we're also going to bring the sunshine
00:11:30 #150 into your hearts, because we have the most marvelous
00:11:32 #151 and master-don't-eat amusement organization
00:11:34 #152 in the civilized world that is playing
00:11:36 #153 to the offensively low prices we charge.
00:11:38 #154 You will see our feature attraction marvelous, the man of 100 feet and his family a full brother to medicine Japanese your attention the it's
00:11:46 #155 the best you also see the voluptuous princess to shimmy the most gorgeous
00:11:54 #156 Oriental dance in the world today why she wiggles and shakes like a bolder jelly on a frosty morning the
00:11:59 #157 princess by folks I could enumerate countless people's an act we'd get together to get entertainment all I can say is
00:12:12 #158 You must see the leaves. Come on, come on.
00:12:15 #159 Come early and get your seats. We thank you.
00:12:17 #160 Ah!
00:12:19 #161 I want to see you. I've got a feed bell here.
00:12:26 #162 I want to see you.
00:12:27 #163 You certainly were a big help.
00:12:28 #164 Now, I know what you're going to say.
00:12:30 #165 You're modest. You want to make me believe you didn't have it all.
00:12:32 #166 I am.
00:12:33 #167 I want all these good folks to know what a great guy you are.
00:12:35 #168 You're not the mayor, you know the minute I laid eyes.
00:12:38 #169 You assess myself.
00:12:39 #170 Now, there's a man that looks just like Jimmy Walker.
00:12:41 #171 He should ought to be mayor of this cute little town.
00:12:43 #172 No, I'm not the mayor.
00:12:44 #173 I'd like to see you inside alone.
00:12:46 #174 Alone? That'll be impossible. I'll be with you.
00:12:48 #175 All right.
00:12:50 #176 I hope we can all find the same thing.
00:12:53 #177 Hey, here I am. You worry too much.
00:12:57 #178 Oh, sir, I didn't get too much by him, sir.
00:13:03 #179 I think you must be the head man this time.
00:13:05 #180 I rarely make a mistake. You wouldn't believe it.
00:13:07 #181 Look at me, but I have a pronounces.
00:13:09 #182 I can tell you're reading the lines of your hand just what and who you are.
00:13:12 #183 Sit down, brother.
00:13:13 #184 Now, would you kindly remove your glove?
00:13:15 #185 Glove.
00:13:17 #186 Oh, I beg your pardon, a social error.
00:13:18 #187 Take no offense at all.
00:13:19 #188 Here's the line.
00:13:20 #189 Here's the line tells me you lived as a ripe old age of 32.
00:13:23 #190 I'm 40 already.
00:13:24 #191 Well, it's too late to do anything about that now.
00:13:26 #192 And here's another line.
00:13:27 #193 Here's another line tells me you were about to invest in some emissive enterprise, possibly
00:13:31 #194 in our show.
00:13:32 #195 Well, I have a line tells me that you're not going to have a show.
00:13:36 #196 Oh, you mustn't talk like that.
00:13:37 #197 People won't like you.
00:13:38 #198 Now, I've got a feed bell here that's got to be paid.
00:13:41 #199 Oh, another one of those things.
00:13:42 #200 Say do you want to know why we didn't pay your fee bill? No all right, then I'll tell you now listen here
00:13:48 #201 I am an old blacksmith. I didn't always have to work for living
00:13:51 #202 You see that signboard remove the first fifth and 11 letters fold them up put them in your pocket
00:13:55 #203 I'll hide my you hold the dirty with a white big one
00:13:58 #204 We'll take any child between the ages of 10
00:14:00 #205 Of course I can get it for you hosting up at this time
00:14:02 #206 It's around 230 to get a noisy bottles are flying while if we moved in the larger quarters would have been a bigger overhead
00:14:07 #207 just send all three elbows his way through the crowd
00:14:10 #208 when the nicest old lady and say,
00:14:11 #209 in case you ever happen to write him a letter,
00:14:13 #210 be sure to mention my name.
00:14:14 #211 And you want to know why we didn't pay that feed bill?
00:14:17 #212 Oh, no, you don't want to know that.
00:14:19 #213 You're inviting my question.
00:14:23 #214 Listen, do you realize what it takes to run a circus?
00:14:26 #215 That doesn't interest me.
00:14:27 #216 Yes, it does. It takes money and real money.
00:14:29 #217 A man of your brain as well, if an imagination,
00:14:31 #218 should own a circus or be a partner.
00:14:33 #219 That's it, brother, be a partner.
00:14:34 #220 No, I'll be no partner.
00:14:35 #221 I don't get along good with partners.
00:14:39 #222 I get along better by myself.
00:14:41 #223 I'm like Lindenburg in that respect.
00:14:44 #224 Well, it's certain you don't want partners.
00:14:45 #225 But you want us to be a partner, then you be the boss.
00:14:47 #226 Now you said a neighbor, the boss partner.
00:14:49 #227 What's that?
00:14:50 #228 Say, do you realize at this moment
00:14:51 #229 that opportunity is knocking at your door?
00:14:53 #230 Do you realize that?
00:14:54 #231 Oh, that's not opportunity.
00:14:56 #232 Why not?
00:14:57 #233 Opportunity only knocks once.
00:15:01 #234 There's been oil stock salesman here ahead of me.
00:15:02 #235 Now tell you what I'll do.
00:15:04 #236 For the small sum of $5,000.
00:15:06 #237 When I'm $5,000, say 300.
00:15:08 #238 You got $300, haven't you, huh?
00:15:09 #239 Well, yes.
00:15:11 #240 I'm going to see that I simply want to know with whom I deal.
00:15:13 #241 Now, take this $300, or we'll lay it down over here.
00:15:17 #242 Would you mind rolling up your sleeves? Only too gladly.
00:15:20 #243 Now, that $300 is your deposit.
00:15:22 #244 What do you mean deposit? As a partner.
00:15:23 #245 You're now a partner for $300.
00:15:25 #246 I am no partner.
00:15:26 #247 Wait till I explain to you what a partner does.
00:15:28 #248 You as a partner pay no bills.
00:15:31 #249 Oh, a partner pays no bills.
00:15:34 #250 Partner pays no bills.
00:15:35 #251 I pay all the bills.
00:15:36 #252 Now we owe this fee, Bill, a $240.
00:15:40 #253 We owe it.
00:15:40 #254 There it is, Hamilton fee, $240.
00:15:43 #255 Now I will pay that.
00:15:44 #256 Let me see.
00:15:45 #257 $240 out of $300.
00:15:46 #258 First you give me $60 change. $60?
00:15:50 #259 Well, I don't know what part. There you are, sir.
00:15:52 #260 That's absolutely correct. There's your $300.
00:15:54 #261 You see, I pay all the bills.
00:15:56 #262 Boy, it's great to be a partner.
00:15:57 #263 Well, see all the lot of $130,
00:15:58 #264 we give two big shows today, rain or shine.
00:16:35 #265 Get away from me.
00:16:37 #266 Hey, you fellas, get the shine those cages up over there.
00:16:45 #267 Come on, get busy on them.
00:16:46 #268 Look, that mud looks like it's been all there for a year.
00:16:48 #269 What?
00:16:49 #270 And look at that.
00:16:50 #271 It's getting so a fella can't lay a thing down around here.
00:16:53 #272 And how about yesterday?
00:16:54 #273 What happened yesterday?
00:16:55 #274 You know what I saw you do?
00:16:56 #275 I saw you take a lollipop from a little baby.
00:16:59 #276 Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
00:17:04 #277 Yeah, well, may you hang your head in the sand.
00:17:08 #278 Never mind crying.
00:17:09 #279 That's all right.
00:17:12 #280 Hey, fool, why don't you hurt those lines?
00:17:15 #281 I don't act with those lines until they are fed.
00:17:17 #282 They are hungry.
00:17:18 #283 Well then why don't you feed them?
00:17:20 #284 How can I feed them if I haven't got no meat?
00:17:22 #285 Oh, I see you and those fellows have to...
00:17:24 #286 Anybody can feed lines when they have meat.
00:17:25 #287 The trick is to feed them without the meat. Now listen here.
00:17:28 #288 I don't bore in with these lines until they are fed.
00:17:30 #289 No, well, I'll go over and try to reason with them.
00:17:32 #290 I'll talk to them and see what they did once.
00:17:33 #291 Go ahead.
00:17:35 #292 Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:17:36 #293 Push, push, push, push, push, push, push.
00:17:38 #294 That's new fellas. Why don't you give a guy a break?
00:17:40 #295 There you are, buddy.
00:17:43 #296 Maybe you took us out of our hate.
00:17:45 #297 But you're the talk came out of his meat, huh?
00:17:47 #298 Yeah, don't laugh.
00:17:48 #299 Well, listen, how much meat do you need for those cats?
00:17:51 #300 Well, let's see.
00:17:53 #301 600 pounds a week.
00:17:54 #302 600 pounds, huh?
00:17:57 #303 Well, we've got to get ahold of some meat somewhere, brother.
00:18:05 #304 Carmecita.
00:18:06 #305 Pardon me, if I'm not too inquisitive.
00:18:08 #306 How much do you weigh? Never mind why.
00:18:12 #307 Just keep right on traffic.
00:18:13 #308 Keep right on board.
00:18:14 #309 And keep waiting these line cages, too.
00:18:16 #310 Take a long, blank.
00:18:19 #311 Hello, boys.
00:18:37 #312 Don't you children realize there's dangers in that circus?
00:18:39 #313 All of us go in, please!
00:18:41 #314 Gee, well, I'd love to let you kiddies in.
00:18:43 #315 Hey, hey, wait a minute, hey, what's going on here?
00:18:45 #316 Hey, wait a minute, hey, what's going on?
00:18:46 #317 Get out of that, come on, come on, come on.
00:18:49 #318 Yeah, what's that, another one?
00:18:50 #319 Come here, come on, get out of there, you little fella.
00:18:53 #320 Hey listen, don't you fellas know a stage
00:18:54 #321 that's trying to sneak in a circus?
00:18:56 #322 That's a terrible place in there.
00:18:57 #323 I mean, you know what happened to two children
00:18:59 #324 one time that tried to sneak in a circus?
00:19:00 #325 Well, listen, once upon a time there was two boys
00:19:02 #326 named Johnny and Jimmy, and they were walking down the street
00:19:04 #327 and he says, hello, Johnny, says, hello, Jimmy.
00:19:06 #328 He says, where are you going?
00:19:07 #329 I'm going to see the circus.
00:19:08 #330 He says, all right, I'll go along.
00:19:10 #331 So they go to the circus lot, you see?
00:19:11 #332 He says, I'll buy a lemonade.
00:19:12 #333 He says, all right, I'll take a pink one.
00:19:14 #334 And I will take a white one.
00:19:15 #335 And they drank the lemonade and sneaked in the circus.
00:19:17 #336 They got in the circus with nothing.
00:19:18 #337 So the lion ate one of them up and the elephant ate the other one up.
00:19:21 #338 So you kids wouldn't want to go to see the circus. You see that?
00:19:24 #339 All right.
00:19:28 #340 Best thing we would?
00:19:30 #341 And so would I.
00:19:34 #342 I didn't notice that little fellow before.
00:19:36 #343 Who is he, your little brother?
00:19:38 #344 No, he's my cousin.
00:19:39 #345 Oh, your cousin?
00:19:40 #346 I see how you do how you know who is it the sister. No that's your own sweet heart shame on him
00:19:47 #347 a man so I got out of here. Just a moment what made you strike that little shot what
00:19:52 #348 he said you made you strike him huh tell me what was it what. Oh is that so you have.
00:20:00 #349 Only for you to use all right. But you to work with the service that's good to get it good
00:20:05 #350 to get it just a moment look at the I'm that his mother's had him day and night away
00:20:08 #351 Taste care hits close. Now see if we can't straighten this out.
00:20:10 #352 When...
00:20:12 #353 Now take care of it.
00:20:13 #354 That's a good trick, all right.
00:20:14 #355 That's all right.
00:20:15 #356 I did put you with the circus. What could you do?
00:20:17 #357 I do tricks.
00:20:18 #358 Yeah?
00:20:19 #359 Smell this far.
00:20:20 #360 Oh, no. You smell it first.
00:20:21 #361 No, you smell it first.
00:20:22 #362 Go on.
00:20:23 #363 No, you smell it.
00:20:24 #364 Give me an idea. Let's see what I mean.
00:20:25 #365 I know I...
00:20:26 #366 Just like this.
00:20:27 #367 Like that?
00:20:28 #368 Yeah.
00:20:35 #369 I'll tell you what you do.
00:20:36 #370 Every kid that's back here inside of an hour with a piece of meat gets to take it for the circus.
00:20:40 #371 What do you think?
00:20:41 #372 Hey, go ahead.
00:20:42 #373 Hey, don't forget one hour.
00:20:44 #374 Hey, do you like to eat ham?
00:20:46 #375 I can get it.
00:20:47 #376 My father wanted a wrap for two months.
00:20:50 #377 I'll be right back.
00:20:54 #378 Hey, try to dig up some eggs.
00:20:59 #379 Just a minute, John.
00:21:00 #380 No passes today.
00:21:02 #381 Never mind.
00:21:03 #382 I want to stay.
00:21:05 #383 You look horribly familiar to me.
00:21:07 #384 Aren't you a direct descendant of your father?
00:21:09 #385 On my mother's side.
00:21:11 #386 Well, you're close to me now.
00:21:12 #387 This is Mr. Amos Gage Roseback.
00:21:14 #388 Mr. Shuseberry, I knew a man of your integrity.
00:21:16 #389 He could not refuse more.
00:21:17 #390 I will see you the summer late this fall.
00:21:19 #391 Good day and pleased to meet you.
00:21:20 #392 I'll be seeing you all late. $60. I owe you. Wait a minute.
00:21:23 #393 Didn't I give you $300?
00:21:24 #394 Not over 20 minutes ago.
00:21:25 #395 Where is that $300 now?
00:21:27 #396 Well, it's my own money. I can be with you. I've got it.
00:21:29 #397 Now, that $300 is your deposit.
00:21:31 #398 Look at that guy. Wait a minute.
00:21:32 #399 As a partner to participate in the profits
00:21:34 #400 of the greater rainy shows, said you realize
00:21:36 #401 how we take in with this service,
00:21:38 #402 you know that last Wednesday, or was it Wednesday,
00:21:40 #403 we took in more than $0.50.
00:21:43 #404 And a week ago last Thursday, we took in more than $100
00:21:47 #405 $1,775.
00:21:48 #406 That's $80,000 on the week, roughly speaking,
00:21:51 #407 if you use my method of counting,
00:21:52 #408 and we would have had more money
00:21:53 #409 if we would have had more customers.
00:21:55 #410 Now, you're talking me into this.
00:21:56 #411 That's good.
00:21:57 #412 Step into the office.
00:21:58 #413 Now, for $4,700 more, making the mere total of $5,000,
00:22:01 #414 I will sell you a 20% interest in our shows,
00:22:04 #415 and a partner pays no bills.
00:22:06 #416 Yeah, I got that.
00:22:06 #417 I thought you would.
00:22:08 #418 Well, what part of the show would my interest be?
00:22:11 #419 What would I be entitled to?
00:22:13 #420 You would be entitled to all of the used tickets.
00:22:16 #421 Oh, I get all the old tickets.
00:22:19 #422 And as a special inducement, I will throw in the empty
00:22:22 #423 Crack-a-jack boxes.
00:22:23 #424 Well, I could use them. I...
00:22:25 #425 What for?
00:22:26 #426 I could put the old tickets in them.
00:22:29 #427 There's a handy idea.
00:22:31 #428 Now, what do you think of my deal? How do you think of...
00:22:32 #429 Well, I don't think the proposition interests me.
00:22:35 #430 Because, uh, uh, Princess, just a moment, please,
00:22:37 #431 Mr. Shoesbury and I are going to call your attention.
00:22:39 #432 The Princess to Shimey, the most beautiful oriental dancer
00:22:42 #433 in the world today, or any other day.
00:22:44 #434 The princess has already won three Miss America cups.
00:22:46 #435 And saucers.
00:22:48 #436 And offers for motion picture contracts for her services.
00:22:50 #437 For my services.
00:22:51 #438 Yeah, for your services.
00:22:52 #439 That she has refused with total.
00:22:54 #440 Come here, there's one for sure as a partner.
00:22:55 #441 Offers for motion picture contracts for her services.
00:22:58 #442 Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:22:59 #443 There's a chair, there's a chair, there's a thing for me.
00:23:00 #444 And I just had a shine, too.
00:23:02 #445 I'll be done.
00:23:03 #446 Offers for her services were total $2 million.
00:23:06 #447 I couldn't say $3 million. Why don't you? I will.
00:23:08 #448 $3 million. Make it four.
00:23:10 #449 So for $4 million.
00:23:11 #450 And you are a partner for $5,000.
00:23:13 #451 I have a good notion of hit you right over the head with a fine pan.
00:23:16 #452 I guess it's a bargain or a lie.
00:23:17 #453 Certainly it's a bargain.
00:23:18 #454 And, uh, Princess, I would like to have you meet Mr. Shoesbury.
00:23:21 #455 He's going to be one of the new owners of the show,
00:23:23 #456 one of the new partners.
00:23:24 #457 Oh, what?
00:23:29 #458 Don't send him, not too rough, Princess.
00:23:31 #459 He hasn't put together any too well.
00:23:32 #460 Don't do that now. Don't do that.
00:23:33 #461 Oh, oh, oh.
00:23:35 #462 I just love athletic men, Mr. Gooseberry.
00:23:39 #463 You, you should see me pitch horseshoes.
00:23:42 #464 Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Skrawberry.
00:23:46 #465 You know, a blackberry, uh, Shrewsbury is the name.
00:23:50 #466 You must come and see me in my wagon sometime.
00:23:52 #467 Mr. Razzberry.
00:23:53 #468 No, no, no, don't give him that.
00:23:55 #469 Now, don't give him that present.
00:23:57 #470 I'll be seeing you.
00:23:58 #471 How will I make this check out?
00:24:16 #472 Just sign your name.
00:24:17 #473 I'll fill in the rest.
00:24:23 #474 Well, sir, as P.T. Barnum often said,
00:24:25 #475 the Lord will provide.
00:24:26 #476 And now, Mr. Shrewsbury.
00:24:28 #477 Well, just call me A.K.
00:24:30 #478 Well, OK, A.K., you are now the general supervising
00:24:34 #479 manager of the great rain show sounds great as it had a
00:24:37 #480 a gun to go on. Thank you that's plenty of money.
00:24:41 #481 They have one yourself I think you've got to find those things out.
00:25:32 #482 I but where did you get the new suit. Do I have to tell you everything.
00:25:39 #483 I don't know if you have seen Mary she's in the big top where isn't it what is
00:25:44 #484 Okay.
00:25:45 #485 Oh, Mary.
00:26:05 #486 Mary.
00:26:07 #487 I want to tell you something.
00:26:09 #488 Mary, I want to talk to you, honey.
00:26:14 #489 There's Bud, and he's all wrapped up.
00:26:18 #490 Yeah, you should see the new car he's got.
00:26:21 #491 Mary just nuts about that guy, too.
00:26:23 #492 Ada, there's Bud.
00:26:26 #493 Over there speaking to Mary.
00:26:31 #494 Oh, say, you know the guy I feel sorry for is that smiley.
00:26:35 #495 He's a grand.
00:26:42 #496 Say, honey, they're dying to meet you.
00:26:44 #497 Did you really tell you folks about you and me?
00:26:47 #498 Sure.
00:26:48 #499 It's so great to see your dad giving you a dinner tonight at the country club.
00:26:51 #500 Gee, you got me all goose-placed.
00:26:53 #501 Now, who do you want to ask?
00:26:54 #502 Well, Snotty, of course.
00:26:56 #503 Well, you invite Smiley and I'll invite the rest.
00:26:59 #504 I'll be back in a few minutes.
00:27:01 #505 Okay.
00:27:06 #506 Oh, there you go, Kate.
00:27:07 #507 Hey, Mrs. Johnson, I've been running all over these grounds here,
00:27:11 #508 and I noticed you've only got one elephant with this circus.
00:27:14 #509 Oh, you haven't looked all over.
00:27:16 #510 I've been all over the place.
00:27:17 #511 You looked all over?
00:27:18 #512 Every corner of it.
00:27:20 #513 That's right. We only have got one elephant.
00:27:22 #514 But last season we had ten elephants. Yeah?
00:27:24 #515 Yes, sir.
00:27:26 #516 Well, what they came to the other night.
00:27:28 #517 Oh, an accident.
00:27:29 #518 Terrible accident happened to the other nine elephants.
00:27:31 #519 See, we were playing Dover,
00:27:32 #520 and we were coming down the main street
00:27:33 #521 as a beautiful sunshine day, just like today.
00:27:36 #522 Everything was going splendid.
00:27:37 #523 And these ten elephants all in line and parade.
00:27:39 #524 The sidewalks lined with people,
00:27:41 #525 and each elephant holding the other elephant's tail in this trunk.
00:27:44 #526 See, now there they are, tail to trunk, tail to trunk,
00:27:47 #527 with pansy the elephant we have now bringing up the rear.
00:27:49 #528 Everything was going splendid, and all of a sudden,
00:27:51 #529 pansy the last elephant steps in the manhole
00:27:54 #530 and tore the tails off nine of the best elephants
00:27:56 #531 at ever ate a peanut.
00:28:08 #532 Oh good, you need to get the line.
00:28:10 #533 That's right, John.
00:28:11 #534 Put it right, oh, he's got it right at the link, Joe.
00:28:24 #535 Boy, look at that, we got some whistle.
00:28:27 #536 That's what I need, nice watchtain.
00:28:29 #537 Isn't that splendid?
00:28:30 #538 Look at that.
00:28:30 #539 Here's the ham.
00:28:31 #540 Oh boy, we'll have to give you that job.
00:28:34 #541 Mm, that's good.
00:28:35 #542 Listen, take that down to the cook house.
00:28:36 #543 I thought it was for the lions.
00:28:38 #544 Yeah, but they won't eat it raw.
00:28:39 #545 Take it down there.
00:28:42 #546 You see, Amos, a partner pays no bills.
00:28:44 #547 So did I get it to me.
00:28:56 #548 No, yes, sir.
00:28:59 #549 And look at that.
00:29:00 #550 Isn't that nice and rare?
00:29:01 #551 Not too well done, I hope.
00:29:02 #552 Here, just, here.
00:29:04 #553 Here.
00:29:08 #554 I'll see you, and it's OK.
00:29:27 #555 Just nibble on it.
00:29:28 #556 Thanksgiving.
00:29:29 #557 Say the next. And I can tell you.
00:29:31 #558 Look here what I got for you.
00:29:32 #559 Thank you, Conway.
00:29:33 #560 Thank your father, too.
00:29:34 #561 I'll be very glad to come. OK.
00:29:36 #562 I know you would.
00:29:39 #563 Say, Dalton, just between you and me,
00:29:43 #564 I think I've talked the old man into putting
00:29:45 #565 some money in this show.
00:29:47 #566 Oh, yeah?
00:29:48 #567 Yes, but don't say anything about it to Mary.
00:29:51 #568 No, I won't.
00:29:52 #569 See you later, Clark.
00:30:05 #570 What makes you feel so happy?
00:30:06 #571 Miley, something wonderful's happened.
00:30:07 #572 No, what is it?
00:30:08 #573 We've been invited to a banquet.
00:30:10 #574 To a, wait a minute, what banquet?
00:30:12 #575 But Father, he wants to meet some of us.
00:30:14 #576 Oh, but Father, wants to meet some,
00:30:16 #577 wants to give us some whumsover.
00:30:18 #578 Well, listen, Mary, we'll be on exhibition here
00:30:20 #579 twice a day and if Bud's father wants to meet us let him pay admission. Oh don't be
00:30:24 #580 like that. He's only interested in not on account of Bud. Yeah I know he wants to
00:30:29 #581 see if we'll cut ourselves and leave with our knives. And I got a brand new dress for it too.
00:30:34 #582 You know Mary what I can't understand is why are you so excited about going to that
00:30:38 #583 old party tonight. The first time I ever associated with society people. Promise me
00:30:42 #584 smile you'll behave yourself you know no clowning for laughs or anything. I mean a lot to
00:30:47 #585 me and why will it mean a lot to you well because how long before we're ready to leave
00:30:51 #586 Mary leave for where but got a car going to hit me for a ride okay smiley yeah okay
00:30:58 #587 let's go Mary Mary's getting in high society that's a break for high society
00:31:12 #588 oh man Conway ought to be glad to have her for a daughter-in-law you better be
00:31:20 #589 sure and have those nails manicured for the party you better be sure and have
00:31:24 #590 those horses manicured for the show. Skip along. Just about there not to like it.
00:31:57 #591 There they are Mary. These are my folks. My mother Mary. I'm happy to know you my
00:32:07 #592 dear. Thank you. My father Miss Rainey. How do you do Miss Rainey. How do you do
00:32:12 #593 my sister Grace. I feel as though I've known you long time. Oh there are
00:32:21 #594 a kid. Don't go to boy. Look at me. I'll say you certainly are looking pretty
00:32:25 #595 Yes, sir. You are now the well-dressed man who read about it in theater programs.
00:32:29 #596 And there's the suit that closes you hold on your body.
00:32:32 #597 There's a first light green evening suit I've seen this season.
00:32:35 #598 Yeah, married man.
00:32:36 #599 How was it now?
00:32:37 #600 Married man that suit 20 years ago.
00:32:39 #601 20 years ago?
00:32:41 #602 Don't try to tell me it was a brand new suit then.
00:32:43 #603 Don't give me that now, unless it really was.
00:32:44 #604 If it really was, it would.
00:32:45 #605 No, no, I picked it up for a friend of mine.
00:32:47 #606 And didn't the buttons wear well on that suit?
00:32:49 #607 Yeah.
00:32:50 #608 They, oh, by the way, you know, I've been thinking,
00:32:52 #609 I don't belong in this circus, Rackett.
00:32:54 #610 I should be back at my feed store.
00:32:56 #611 Yeah, you know the trouble you aim as?
00:32:58 #612 You don't appreciate the returns you're getting on your investment.
00:33:00 #613 That's the trouble? I'm not getting any returns.
00:33:03 #614 There you are. You see, that's just my argument.
00:33:05 #615 What argument?
00:33:06 #616 I said you don't appreciate the returns you're getting.
00:33:08 #617 And I said...
00:33:09 #618 And you said you don't get any returns,
00:33:11 #619 and I said you don't appreciate it.
00:33:12 #620 So you see, there's nothing further to say.
00:33:14 #621 There it all is.
00:33:15 #622 Then I'm wrong.
00:33:16 #623 Certainly you're wrong.
00:33:17 #624 Do I get returns on the money that I put in?
00:33:19 #625 No, you don't get any returns,
00:33:20 #626 and you don't appreciate the fact that I'm saving you all the worry
00:33:23 #627 where to invest those extra dividends.
00:33:24 #628 I'm sorry I brought the matter up.
00:33:26 #629 Now you're talking to us, that's the way I like to hear you talk.
00:33:29 #630 Well, here comes our man whiffing in.
00:33:30 #631 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:33:35 #632 I got them in there, Smully. I got them.
00:33:37 #633 Good, put them inside, back at the banquet table. Yep, sir.
00:33:39 #634 About peace and a forward march.
00:33:41 #635 Very good, very good.
00:33:43 #636 Let me get it. Look at it.
00:33:45 #637 Put wide back of the table.
00:33:47 #638 You'll find out, we're on exhibition here tonight,
00:33:48 #639 so we're going to give them a good show.
00:33:50 #640 Goodness me, how positively remarkable.
00:34:05 #641 You think that's good?
00:34:07 #642 You ought to hear me imitate four high-way ins.
00:34:09 #643 So you got a match there, fellow?
00:34:10 #644 Oh yes, yes, yes, while there.
00:34:13 #645 Here we are.
00:34:15 #646 Thank you.
00:34:20 #647 By you!
00:34:21 #648 I must try that sometime.
00:34:22 #649 Yeah, you try that sometime.
00:34:24 #650 Don't you ever try it.
00:34:30 #651 Remember that you call it fire.
00:34:32 #652 Well, funny things come out of the ground when it's raining.
00:34:44 #653 Hello, there, old fud, Sunday.
00:34:46 #654 How are you, old rubberboat? How are you?
00:34:49 #655 My name is Lord Hugo Gwynne, Land of Fort Wales.
00:34:53 #656 What is it?
00:34:55 #657 Lord Hugo Gwynne, Land of Fort Wales.
00:34:58 #658 You've got to have a name like that, eh?
00:35:01 #659 I tell you what you do, dear old chap. Suppose you call me Gwynne.
00:35:06 #660 All right, Guinea.
00:35:08 #661 As soon as I saw you, I'd say, oh, huh,
00:35:10 #662 a man with a name like yours should own a circus.
00:35:13 #663 But I don't want any better than you.
00:35:15 #664 You want to be the partner.
00:35:16 #665 The boss partner.
00:35:17 #666 When I saw you, I said there's a fellow look like he might be mayor of this little town.
00:35:21 #667 There's an intelligent, but don't you know, my boy, it's knocking at your door.
00:35:25 #668 It's knocking at your door.
00:35:27 #669 What's knocking at my door?
00:35:29 #670 What do you care?
00:35:30 #671 Opportunity.
00:35:31 #672 Opportunity is knocking at your door.
00:35:33 #673 And you want to know why we don't pay you to feed Bill?
00:35:35 #674 No.
00:35:36 #675 All right, I'll tell you.
00:35:37 #676 You take any electric sign, take out the red and blue globe.
00:35:40 #677 Of course I can get it for you.
00:35:41 #678 I'll pick any little girl, I'll hide there.
00:35:43 #679 Be there next time you happen to write them a letter,
00:35:45 #680 be sure and mention my name.
00:35:47 #681 And you want to know why we don't pay that feed bill.
00:35:50 #682 Ha, ha, ha.
00:35:52 #683 We owe the feed bill $240.
00:35:54 #684 We owe it?
00:35:55 #685 Feed bill to what you pay no bills.
00:35:57 #686 I pay all the bills.
00:35:59 #687 Oh, you pay all the bills.
00:36:00 #688 Have you got $60?
00:36:02 #689 Oh, uh, oh.
00:36:04 #690 Great Scotland, you ought to know.
00:36:06 #691 Gracious me, though.
00:36:08 #692 Well, that kind of champs it up.
00:36:10 #693 kind of jammed it up a little bit.
00:36:12 #694 Jammed what up?
00:36:13 #695 You should have $60.
00:36:15 #696 Well, just a minute, I'll straighten that out.
00:36:17 #697 Now, we owe, here.
00:36:18 #698 Here is $60.
00:36:21 #699 Here, hold that for the time being. Hold it. What is this for?
00:36:23 #700 Don't get me mixed up.
00:36:24 #701 240 from $300.
00:36:26 #702 Here is $300.
00:36:27 #703 Give me the $60 change. Here you are. Give me the $60.
00:36:30 #704 You see, I pay all the bills.
00:36:31 #705 Boy, it's great to be a partner.
00:36:33 #706 Great to be a partner.
00:36:34 #707 Then I am a partner.
00:36:35 #708 Not until I give you $4700 more as a deposit.
00:36:39 #709 And as an extra inducement, I'll give you the...
00:36:42 #710 peck-pocket privilege of the show.
00:36:43 #711 Well, dear old chaffee, I don't know what you're blithering about,
00:36:46 #712 but I don't want any part of your belly, old circus.
00:36:49 #713 Tin tin, old Ken.
00:36:55 #714 Boy, that guy is dumb.
00:36:58 #715 Ah! Hello there, boy. Why don't you say yourself?
00:37:15 #716 Pardon me, Frankie, if I seem to intrude.
00:37:18 #717 You see, you have to be very polite when you tend these affairs.
00:37:20 #718 I guess.
00:37:22 #719 Well, sit in and have a bite these withers.
00:37:24 #720 Come on in. Grab a chair. Pull a chair.
00:37:26 #721 Oh, but it's wonderful.
00:37:29 #722 Glad you like it, Mary.
00:37:35 #723 Oh, if I...
00:37:36 #724 Oh, hey, hey, hi there, boy.
00:37:38 #725 Hi, hi, Todd.
00:37:39 #726 No, don't ever do that.
00:37:40 #727 Don't ever pull a chair away from me when I sit down. I'm sorry, sir.
00:37:43 #728 I used to do that when this little boy dragged chairs.
00:37:45 #729 There's people in the house building with broken backs. So, homie...
00:37:48 #730 Well, Sonny, can you imagine
00:37:49 #731 the nurturing of this chair?
00:37:50 #732 Can you beat that?
00:37:51 #733 Well, I never saw anything like that.
00:37:53 #734 Take the man's hat. Over here. What?
00:37:55 #735 Oh, me.
00:37:56 #736 Uh, you get so on a person's...
00:37:59 #737 I'd make up your mind, would you?
00:38:02 #738 The gentleman is rather noisy.
00:38:05 #739 He doesn't belong to my crowd.
00:38:07 #740 Indeed.
00:38:12 #741 How about a little wine?
00:38:14 #742 Open up some wine with it.
00:38:16 #743 A bit of porous air, a palmerave, a pico,
00:38:18 #744 a louis de renote, a pipe, a plastic bun...
00:38:28 #745 Hey, it's some... look after your thumb.
00:38:29 #746 You lose that nail, I bet you.
00:38:31 #747 How's it good? Very good.
00:38:32 #748 See, he analyzes for you.
00:38:34 #749 You have a little celery, sir.
00:38:35 #750 A bit of celery? Yeah, I take a little...
00:38:37 #751 Try some of that celery, Frank.
00:38:38 #752 It's all right. It's nice and tender.
00:38:39 #753 Try some more of that, David. Oh, I would rather...
00:38:41 #754 Have a little celery over there, darling.
00:38:42 #755 How about you, Mrs. Connelly? You have some celery?
00:38:46 #756 Marley.
00:38:47 #757 Please.
00:38:48 #758 What's that, Mary?
00:38:49 #759 Please.
00:38:50 #760 It's not peas, it's a celery.
00:38:51 #761 Take some of yourself.
00:38:53 #762 The celery's growing rather slow this time of the year.
00:38:55 #763 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:38:56 #764 You have some celery?
00:38:57 #765 Yeah.
00:38:58 #766 You don't want any more celery in that one?
00:39:00 #767 That's the celery, ladies.
00:39:01 #768 That's right.
00:39:03 #769 Pass the celery around.
00:39:04 #770 Pea?
00:39:05 #771 Oh, yes. You take tea, don't you, Amy?
00:39:06 #772 Yeah.
00:39:07 #773 Would you rather have tea or potatoes?
00:39:09 #774 Which would you rather have?
00:39:10 #775 Tea.
00:39:11 #776 very nice to just try it I bet you say it's all right that's very good what kind
00:39:15 #777 of is that Coco my Coco's cold well put on your hat you take lemon in your tea
00:39:44 #778 Frankie I'm a big boy how many sugars please what just one isn't that odd
00:39:50 #779 everybody takes to know I bet you have no sugar there is a sugar
00:40:00 #780 well what's the speed you get in offer how you suppose know where your places
00:40:03 #781 I mean, how many of them will go to them?
00:40:05 #782 Hey, see, that makes me up in my count.
00:40:12 #783 I'll tell you what, you do start all over again.
00:40:13 #784 Don't take any chances of being wrong.
00:40:15 #785 Wait, I got a better idea.
00:40:17 #786 There you are. It says time and trouble.
00:40:19 #787 Drink, Hardy. Down the hatch. A pea?
00:40:22 #788 Oh, yes. Try some of these unborn French peas.
00:40:25 #789 They're very rare. Just try a few of them.
00:40:33 #790 Why don't you help yourself?
00:40:36 #791 Oh, I'm on a diet.
00:40:37 #792 Oh, that's different. Here you are, Frankie.
00:40:51 #793 Oh, something else to eat.
00:40:52 #794 What do we have here?
00:40:54 #795 Boy, that's hot.
00:40:55 #796 Hold that. Hold it.
00:40:56 #797 Take it all over.
00:40:58 #798 Oh, spaghetti.
00:41:00 #799 You want some spaghetti?
00:41:02 #800 Yeah, I have no plate now.
00:41:05 #801 Take one of mine.
00:41:06 #802 Oh, boy, with marinara sauce.
00:41:08 #803 Isn't that delicious?
00:41:10 #804 Oh, the same.
00:41:11 #805 An espresso and a little pasta with a zoo.
00:41:13 #806 Oh, that is some spaghetti.
00:41:16 #807 That's enough.
00:41:21 #808 Well, we'll finish it up and I'll give you some more.
00:41:23 #809 Get rid of that person, and, uh, speak neat, then,
00:41:25 #810 I'll give you some more.
00:41:31 #811 Now, I certainly was surprised to hear my name called upon
00:41:33 #812 to say a few words.
00:41:34 #813 Ha!
00:41:36 #814 Gwyneth, Gwyneth!
00:41:37 #815 I believe that's all I had to say.
00:41:47 #816 I hear a few words from Mr. Shoesmay who will say a few words first.
00:41:52 #817 Mr. Shoesmay will now say a few words first.
00:41:55 #818 Well, I...
00:41:57 #819 I don't know what I can say after what you have already said.
00:42:02 #820 I wouldn't like to tell a few stories.
00:42:05 #821 that might be very appropriate for the occasion?
00:42:07 #822 No, no, no. Why not tell a few stories
00:42:09 #823 that might be appropriate for the occasion?
00:42:11 #824 Yeah, I think I'll tell a few stories that might be appropriate.
00:42:15 #825 I just said that.
00:42:16 #826 Yes, you did. Yes, you did, ever.
00:42:18 #827 Uh, see whether they're not going to write
00:42:20 #828 any more letters to Washington.
00:42:22 #829 No, because he's dead.
00:42:23 #830 I don't know whether they're dead.
00:42:25 #831 Well, David, you're doing all right.
00:42:30 #832 Go ahead. You're doing fine.
00:42:32 #833 Uh, ready short editorial in one of the morning papers.
00:42:35 #834 They passed a new law in Texas.
00:42:38 #835 They are not going to hang a man with a wooden leg.
00:42:40 #836 No, they're going to use a rope.
00:42:41 #837 They're body is the world's sporting.
00:42:42 #838 I remember very plainly.
00:42:47 #839 You tell a couple.
00:42:48 #840 Oh.
00:42:49 #841 I don't know any of them.
00:42:50 #842 It's continual. Continual you talk.
00:42:52 #843 Go ahead.
00:42:53 #844 I would like to say a few words on behalf of the great John T. Rainey show.
00:42:59 #845 The great John T. Rainey shows are now closing one of the most successful seasons financially.
00:43:06 #846 We've ever had in the history of that grand and glorious organization.
00:43:11 #847 Opportunity.
00:43:15 #848 Why is it a fact we have not paid any salaries with the show?
00:43:18 #849 It's an anchor. It's an anchor.
00:43:20 #850 That is due to the fact we don't do any business.
00:43:23 #851 Mototo, here's your heart.
00:43:25 #852 From William Tell.
00:43:30 #853 And prior to the time, prior to the time...
00:43:34 #854 Why even before the time, Amy?
00:43:36 #855 Even before the time we forgot to save the empty crackerjack boxes.
00:43:41 #856 Bud, is this the sort of thing you've been associating with?
00:43:45 #857 Mother.
00:43:47 #858 If there's anyone within the area my voice would care to invest five or six thousand dollars in this wonderful enterprise,
00:43:54 #859 I think Mr. Bud Conway should be that person.
00:43:57 #860 Some's express company could not express my...
00:44:01 #861 Look, right, put it.
00:44:02 #862 Oh, barbecued spare ribs. Taste them.
00:44:07 #863 See, you eat too fast.
00:44:08 #864 Don't chew your food. Masticate your food.
00:44:11 #865 These people should have been fed with them and angery.
00:44:21 #866 Keep right still, lady. Nobody'll notice you.
00:44:24 #867 That's Stella, ma'am. That's Stella, madam.
00:44:26 #868 She's after Ben's money.
00:44:28 #869 That's a lie. That's a lie.
00:44:30 #870 Too much. I'm leaving.
00:44:35 #871 I don't care to stay for the rest of this dinner,
00:44:44 #872 and you'll quit this gang of hootelums this minute.
00:44:47 #873 Or I'll know the reason why.
00:44:49 #874 That's a minute, Mr. Conway.
00:44:50 #875 I'd like to say a word or two before I leave.
00:44:58 #876 Mr. Conway, circus people.
00:45:00 #877 Go to the other one, the other one.
00:45:07 #878 Mr. Conway, let me tell you something.
00:45:10 #879 I don't care to hear anything more about it.
00:45:12 #880 But, Dad, wait a minute.
00:45:14 #881 I'm very sorry. I'll bring him right back.
00:45:22 #882 You see, Mary, I knew this would happen.
00:45:24 #883 You know those rich people don't know how to behave themselves at the table?
00:45:27 #884 Now, you're false. You did it on purpose.
00:45:30 #885 Hey, hey, Mr. Johnson.
00:46:15 #886 Oh, hey, hey, hey.
00:46:16 #887 Just a minute. You know, uh, I, uh,
00:46:19 #888 I notice you got a lot of horses with this show.
00:46:21 #889 Yes, sir. We have several horses with this show.
00:46:23 #890 Well, you know, I got a horse, he's got the heave.
00:46:25 #891 Oh, I had a horse had the heave, and I gave him turpentine.
00:46:28 #892 Turpentine for the heave. Thanks, I'll remember that.
00:46:31 #893 Hot dogs here! Get your hot dogs, everybody!
00:46:34 #894 No, not anyone hot dogs!
00:46:36 #895 You do.
00:46:37 #896 It's a little hot.
00:46:38 #897 Maybe we have a hot dog for the little boy.
00:46:39 #898 Boy, certainly, lady.
00:46:41 #899 A little mustard?
00:46:42 #900 If you please.
00:46:43 #901 Oh, I have the corn.
00:46:44 #902 There you are, sunny boy.
00:46:46 #903 Thank you so much.
00:46:47 #904 You're welcome.
00:46:48 #905 What's the matter?
00:46:52 #906 Put a sausage in here.
00:46:56 #907 Why, of course.
00:46:57 #908 Must have slipped down little boys through and it was looking at him.
00:47:02 #909 Thank you so much. That's all right.
00:47:03 #910 What did I tell you about swelling your food hole?
00:47:06 #911 You must chew your food and that's okay.
00:47:09 #912 I bought 18 of those things. There's no nourishment.
00:47:13 #913 You know, he says a great moneymaker that hot dog concession.
00:47:15 #914 He should have bought in on that too.
00:47:17 #915 Why is practically all profit?
00:47:18 #916 You see, the only expense he has is in the rules and the mustard.
00:47:21 #917 You see, the rules are on the level and the mustard's on the level
00:47:24 #918 and all he needs for the hot dogs is this finger painted with iodine.
00:47:29 #919 Have one yourself.
00:47:36 #920 Get your real hot dogs here, everybody! Get a hot puppy here!
00:47:41 #921 Hey, little bitch. Hey, little buddy.
00:47:43 #922 Here's the boss. Look out.
00:47:45 #923 Hello there, little. How's he going?
00:47:46 #924 Oh, big day, boss. We're packing him in.
00:47:48 #925 Like sardines.
00:47:49 #926 You're back here.
00:47:50 #927 Miss Smiley. Miss Smiley.
00:47:51 #928 What do you want, Harold?
00:47:52 #929 Miss Mayor wants to see you right away.
00:47:54 #930 She said it'd make no difference what you're doing.
00:47:56 #931 Drop it and come right now.
00:47:57 #932 Yeah?
00:47:58 #933 Yes, sir.
00:48:07 #934 He's a greaty-shorter.
00:48:15 #935 What's troubling, Amos?
00:48:16 #936 What's the matter?
00:48:17 #937 What's bothering you?
00:48:18 #938 I got some of that mustard from the hot dog on my vest.
00:48:21 #939 Say, isn't that a coincidence?
00:48:23 #940 An on a shepherd-plagued vest.
00:48:25 #941 You know the minute I noticed that mustard on your vest,
00:48:28 #942 put me in mind the oddest thing you ever heard of.
00:48:30 #943 Now, this is a positive fact.
00:48:32 #944 Years ago, I lived in Evansville, Indiana,
00:48:34 #945 and I lived corner of Forth and Oak.
00:48:36 #946 Now, the way the streets run in Evansville will say,
00:48:38 #947 here is Oak, Cherry and Chestnut,
00:48:40 #948 corner of 4th and chestnut, two blocks in my house, a man by the name of Bill Hacker had
00:48:43 #949 a grocery store and every evening my mother would say, Smiley, you go to Mr. Hacker's
00:48:47 #950 store, buy a bottle of milk, bring it home, put it in the ice box, you'll have it in the
00:48:50 #951 morning, the poor boy, your cereal before you go to school. I attended the Canal Street
00:48:53 #952 School, which was one block in the opposite direction up by Mulberry Street. And my favorite
00:48:58 #953 cereal was corn flakes. Every morning I would come downstairs, I know there's no use
00:49:01 #954 of going to the ice box, I was too lazy to grab the milk. So what would I do? We'll
00:49:04 #955 go to the cupboard, take a tin of evaporated milk, punch two holes in the top of the
00:49:08 #956 Then I would take the box of corn flakes, pour them in the bowl, and I was allowed two spoons full of sugar if anyone was looking.
00:49:14 #957 Then I would pour the evaporated milk over there, and believe me, it was just as good as the regular milk.
00:49:18 #958 But one morning I come downstairs, I'll never forget this. I go to the cupboard and buy golly where all out of evaporated milk.
00:49:25 #959 Not a drop of any sort of milk in the house. So what do I do? But take the box of corn flakes, pour them in the bowl, take my two spoons full of sugar, spread them over there nice as could be,
00:49:33 #960 and I ate the corn flakes dry with just the sugar.
00:49:36 #961 Now you can profit by my experience.
00:49:38 #962 It's been a great many years, but I'll always remember it's no good that way.
00:49:43 #963 Put me in mind of it the minute I notice a mustard on your vest.
00:49:56 #964 Well, Mary wants to see me. I'll see you after a while, OK?
00:50:10 #965 Come in.
00:50:13 #966 And it's Johnson reporting to owner A. And the house.
00:50:18 #967 Oh, it's a sellout.
00:50:19 #968 Why, the money's thrown into the boss office like Niagara Falls.
00:50:22 #969 Where's Bud?
00:50:23 #970 Bud.
00:50:24 #971 Was that why you sent for him?
00:50:26 #972 How should I know? I haven't seen him since that society dinner last night.
00:50:29 #973 You said you were going to fire him today.
00:50:31 #974 Well, he hasn't shown up. I haven't had a chance, but when he does...
00:50:34 #975 You're not going to tell word to him. Do you hear me? You won't tell word to him.
00:50:38 #976 Listen, do I run this show anymore?
00:50:40 #977 Well, you're not going to run me anymore.
00:50:42 #978 Well, I don't want that guy around here anymore, and that's that.
00:50:44 #979 Well, I do. I want him around all the time.
00:50:47 #980 He's asked me to marry him, and I'm going to do it. And that's that.
00:50:51 #981 Well, you're not going to marry him, and as long as I'm managing this outfit, he stays off the lock.
00:50:55 #982 off the lot. Then you're through managing this outfit you understand you're through.
00:51:01 #983 I'm firing you. I get out. I'm married. You don't know what you're saying. I do know
00:51:08 #984 what I'm saying. Ever since last night when you disgrace me I've known exactly what I was
00:51:12 #985 going to say and I mean it. All right. That's the way you feel about it I'll go.
00:51:31 #986 Plenty of money in the box office. You can pay salaries now. I guess you do without me.
00:51:38 #987 I'm looking for Smiley.
00:52:38 #988 What for?
00:52:39 #989 There's a man I've ever been in the system on seeing the manager.
00:52:46 #990 He's not the manager anymore.
00:52:47 #991 No?
00:52:48 #992 I just fired him.
00:52:50 #993 Say, that's too bad.
00:52:53 #994 Sorry to hear that.
00:52:55 #995 Who's going to take his place?
00:52:57 #996 You are, if you want it.
00:52:59 #997 Well, I...
00:53:00 #998 You're the only one that acted like a gentleman last night.
00:53:03 #999 Thanks, Miss Rainey.
00:53:06 #1000 You can take care of everything from now on.
00:53:08 #1001 I'll see this fellow right here myself right now.
00:53:11 #1002 Mr. Dalton, you'll do your best, won't you?
00:53:15 #1003 Say, listen, I'll manage this show like it was never managed before.
00:53:19 #1004 I want to show Smiley Johnson we can get along without him.
00:53:22 #1005 Okay.
00:53:23 #1006 Just imagine, boys, six weeks rain and at last we got a break.
00:53:35 #1007 That's nice. I think I'll wait this 10th center.
00:53:37 #1008 I've been counting on him on. It's about time.
00:53:40 #1009 All right, Sheriff. The money's right here in this wagon.
00:53:42 #1010 Hey, Milton, Sheriff hasn't attacked you.
00:53:45 #1011 Hey, Mel, the sheriff has an attachment for the show.
00:53:47 #1012 So turn that money over to him, will you?
00:53:48 #1013 What do you mean an attachment?
00:53:49 #1014 Where's Smiley?
00:53:50 #1015 Never mind where's Smiley.
00:53:51 #1016 I'm the boss here. And do what I tell you.
00:53:53 #1017 Since when?
00:53:54 #1018 Now say we won't stand there.
00:53:55 #1019 Just a minute.
00:53:57 #1020 Stay right where you are and don't move anything.
00:54:00 #1021 And no monkey business.
00:54:01 #1022 Come on, Bill.
00:54:02 #1023 Well, I'll break this in, huh?
00:54:06 #1024 How much you got in here?
00:54:07 #1025 Well, it is.
00:54:08 #1026 I don't know.
00:54:09 #1027 Yeah, well.
00:54:24 #1028 What's the matter here?
00:54:25 #1029 We ain't going in there till we get our dough
00:54:27 #1030 and we're four weeks behind now.
00:54:29 #1031 What do you know about that?
00:54:30 #1032 You want to give us our money?
00:54:32 #1033 Say, we don't work for nothing.
00:54:34 #1034 Come on, baby, we're in here again.
00:54:35 #1035 How you know?
00:54:36 #1036 But now listen, Miss Rainey just made me manager of the show.
00:54:38 #1037 You manager?
00:54:40 #1038 Why, where's Smiley?
00:54:41 #1039 Can.
00:54:42 #1040 Now listen, go in there and just walk through the parade.
00:54:44 #1041 Will you?
00:54:45 #1042 Give me a chance to talk to Miss Rainey,
00:54:46 #1043 and I'll have the dough here when you get back.
00:54:47 #1044 Now, is that OK? Where are the pictures?
00:54:49 #1045 What are you saying? Come on, Charlie.
00:54:51 #1046 Let us go.
00:54:52 #1047 Wait.
00:54:53 #1048 Come on, then, give a good parade.
00:54:54 #1049 Will you?
00:54:55 #1050 Put this in.
00:54:58 #1051 Keep them sore.
00:54:59 #1052 The box office has been attached.
00:55:00 #1053 Mary can't pay them.
00:55:01 #1054 Now all we gotta do is get them to strike.
00:55:03 #1055 But remember, it's false and false.
00:55:05 #1056 Okay, okay, screw it, she comes now.
00:55:08 #1057 Everything ready?
00:55:09 #1058 You know I'm depending on you.
00:55:10 #1059 Everything's okay, Miss Rainey?
00:55:11 #1060 Thanks.
00:55:34 #1061 I take pleasure in presenting the show.
00:55:43 #1062 The World Tree.
00:57:24 #1063 That's a given to them.
00:57:25 #1064 Nothing doing.
00:57:26 #1065 I want my money and so do you.
00:57:28 #1066 Yes!
00:57:47 #1067 Follow me.
00:57:48 #1068 What's the matter here?
00:57:49 #1069 They won't give a show until I paid them their salary.
00:57:51 #1070 We took enough money to box off, go get it and pay him.
00:57:53 #1071 That's not it.
00:57:56 #1072 Sorry, Mary, but you're too late.
00:57:57 #1073 The sheriff beat you to it.
00:57:59 #1074 The sheriff. What do you mean?
00:58:01 #1075 The sheriff has attached to box office.
00:58:03 #1076 She's got that back.
00:58:04 #1077 Where's Mary?
00:58:06 #1078 But the show's got to go on.
00:58:07 #1079 You all knew my father.
00:58:09 #1080 He paid you your salaries, now do the same thing.
00:58:11 #1081 For 30 years, we've given two shows a day a banquet now.
00:58:15 #1082 Oh, I'm going out to do my act.
00:58:16 #1083 Wait!
00:58:19 #1084 Wait as they shall go on a skype.
00:58:48 #1085 Get your hands off of me.
00:58:50 #1086 You know who I am.
00:58:54 #1087 Do you know who I am?
00:58:56 #1088 No, who are you?
00:58:57 #1089 I'm the guy you think you are.
00:59:01 #1090 You have a financial interest in this show, haven't you?
00:59:04 #1091 I'm a partner, but I pay no bills.
00:59:09 #1092 I saw it in the minute I saw the mustard on your vest.
00:59:13 #1093 Billy, I've done everything I can with the boys, haven't I?
01:00:07 #1094 Yes.
01:00:08 #1095 Of course, Molly will be here. He'll get us out of this.
01:00:20 #1096 Hey, Senator, what time is the next parade out of here?
01:00:24 #1097 Ain't nothing out of here until midnight.
01:00:27 #1098 Want some mulligan?
01:00:28 #1099 No thanks. Just had my pants pressed.
01:00:30 #1100 Hey, bud!
01:00:37 #1101 Never mind. What are you doing here?
01:00:45 #1102 Mary's been looking for you all day.
01:00:46 #1103 Yeah, I'm trying to raise some labor, but Dad's got me stopped.
01:00:49 #1104 She don't need the money now. Didn't you know they're selling out?
01:00:51 #1105 Sure, the sheriff knows it too. What do you mean?
01:00:53 #1106 They've already attached the show.
01:00:54 #1107 Attached the... How fast has this coffee pot traveled? Plenty.
01:00:57 #1108 Show me.
01:01:09 #1109 Yes, I have, Mary, but I hate to even mention it to you.
01:01:11 #1110 Oh, what?
01:01:12 #1111 Well, I know a man that'll pay up all the back salaries.
01:01:14 #1112 If what?
01:01:16 #1113 Well, if he'll give them a controlling interest of the show.
01:01:18 #1114 All right. I'll give it to him. Where is he?
01:01:32 #1115 Now, look. Got a contract right here. All made out.
01:01:35 #1116 All you have to do is sign it.
01:01:36 #1117 I promised Altman a controlling interest in the show if he paid it back salary.
01:01:58 #1118 Oh, so that's what you've been finagling around about, huh?
01:02:01 #1119 Now you look here.
01:02:02 #1120 I'm looking right at you, mister.
01:02:04 #1121 Mary's father told me to take care of this show,
01:02:06 #1122 and I'm going to take care of it whether she wants me to or not.
01:02:09 #1123 Come on, everybody. We got a show to give.
01:02:10 #1124 You want me to?
01:02:12 #1125 Hey! Either you pay or I quit.
01:02:15 #1126 That's elegant. You're off the payroll right now. Who's next?
01:02:17 #1127 No pain, no soul.
01:02:19 #1128 You're fired too. Anybody else any more quitters?
01:02:21 #1129 Well, how can you give a show without the greatest cabacchia in his family?
01:02:24 #1130 Nobody can do his stuff.
01:02:25 #1131 I did all his tricks and lies as a kid. I'll be his cabacchia this afternoon.
01:02:28 #1132 I used to be in that cabet. Me too.
01:02:31 #1133 That's great. Come on, Mary. You'll be the family.
01:02:34 #1134 And look at here. We got a couple of kids to start it with.
01:02:36 #1135 Boys, get those comeoners.
01:02:39 #1136 Mary.
01:02:40 #1137 Here, bud. Take these things. Get out there and do his stuff.
01:02:42 #1138 You bet, Smiley. What are you gonna use for music?
01:02:44 #1139 Who can play that callio?
01:02:45 #1140 Me, boss.
01:02:47 #1141 I'm the callio-ness man you ever did see.
01:02:50 #1142 Bonero, hop on that callio and let's hear you go to town.
01:02:54 #1143 Yes, sir.
01:02:55 #1144 Come on, Mary.
01:02:57 #1145 We'll show you where the world is.
01:03:02 #1146 Now I know who you are.
01:03:04 #1147 There has been a slight delay,
01:03:27 #1148 but now I take great pleasure in presenting
01:03:30 #1149 the greatest cabagianna's family.
01:03:32 #1150 Don't you bother me now.
01:05:24 #1151 I got to get in these people in circus.
01:05:26 #1152 I hope he doesn't fall.
01:05:28 #1153 Get to the kitchen.
01:05:57 #1154 With chances of we afford a 500-hours thing, it's very kind of him.
01:07:06 #1155 Kind of tension. Thank you.
01:07:07 #1156 Right, right. Ready, go.
01:07:08 #1157 Ready, go.
01:07:31 #1158 One, two, three miles.
01:07:43 #1159 Oh, Mike led him out.
01:07:44 #1160 Huh?
01:10:18 #1161 Mike led him out.
01:10:19 #1162 That's not the real show.
01:10:22 #1163 That guy is a fake.
01:10:47 #1164 By this circus, one's over two hours.
01:10:49 #1165 Come on, make him give you the real show and then make him money back.
01:10:51 #1166 There's going to be a riot.
01:10:52 #1167 Oh, but I can't leave you now, Smiley.
01:10:53 #1168 I can't leave you.
01:10:57 #1169 I can't leave you now, Marley.
01:10:59 #1170 Listen, you can write me a letter about it.
01:11:00 #1171 Go ahead, honey. Goodbye and good luck. Go ahead.
01:11:02 #1172 Come on, dear.
01:11:03 #1173 More than your money's worth, believe it or not,
01:11:18 #1174 cross my heart, honest and good,
01:11:20 #1175 that absolutely finishes our performance.
01:11:22 #1176 Positive. Come on.
01:11:23 #1177 Okay, with me. What do you want me to do?
01:12:45 #1178 Tell what hanky of run you next.
01:12:46 #1179 Can everybody wear it in golf one?
01:12:48 #1180 I told you kids to beat it.
01:12:52 #1181 No, but it's a fight, hon.
01:12:53 #1182 Well, pass us on that fire plug,
01:12:54 #1183 but stay out of that tent.
01:12:55 #1184 What do you want me to do, Marley?
01:12:56 #1185 You grab a club and sock, brother. Sock.
01:12:58 #1186 I'm socking right and left.
01:12:59 #1187 Right.
01:13:07 #1188 Hook club, there, rope. Oh
01:13:10 #1189 I ate cake now listen here this is all you
01:19:06 #1190 Hello there a miss heart
01:20:01 #1191 All right Andy. How are you?
01:20:03 #1192 Pretty fair. I can't complain how's everything. Oh, all right. How's everything with you fine and dandy?
01:20:09 #1193 How you been getting along?
01:20:11 #1194 Oh, fine.
01:20:12 #1195 That's good. How's your health been?
01:20:14 #1196 Very good.
01:20:15 #1197 And all the folks, how are they?
01:20:17 #1198 They're all well.
01:20:18 #1199 How about yourself? How do you feel?
01:20:20 #1200 I feel all right.
01:20:22 #1201 You're looking well.
01:20:23 #1202 You think so?
01:20:24 #1203 You look splendid. How do you feel?
01:20:26 #1204 Fine.
01:20:27 #1205 How are you?
01:20:34 #1206 I don't feel so good.
01:20:39 #1207 Well, I certainly am glad to hear that.
01:20:43 #1208 How's your uncle?
01:20:45 #1209 Well, I have no uncle.
01:20:47 #1210 How is it?
01:20:48 #1211 You're all right.
01:20:49 #1212 Oh, uh, those carriages you gave me yesterday, they didn't grow.
01:21:00 #1213 The carriages I gave you yesterday didn't grow?
01:21:02 #1214 No, they didn't grow.
01:21:04 #1215 Well, did you plant them?
01:21:06 #1216 No.
01:21:07 #1217 Then I can't understand why they didn't grow.
01:21:14 #1218 What did you do with them?
01:21:17 #1219 I ate them.
01:21:18 #1220 Out of curiosity?
01:21:22 #1221 No, out of a bowl.
01:21:23 #1222 Well, how have you been?
01:21:27 #1223 All right.
01:21:28 #1224 Say
01:21:34 #1225 Who owns this circus now? I do. I'm just waiting for the cool off so I can pick it up
01:21:39 #1226 Well, how about my share? Amos from now on will be equal partners 90 10
01:21:46 #1227 Now listen no more of that 90 10 stuff
01:21:49 #1228 I've got to get some return on my investment or I'm going to say the sheriff
01:21:54 #1229 Oh, so Amos did I ever tell you about my big form?
01:21:57 #1230 What farm?
01:21:58 #1231 You didn't hear my big farm?
01:22:00 #1232 You've heard of the state of Texas.
01:22:02 #1233 Oh, is that where your farm is?
01:22:04 #1234 That is my farm.
01:22:06 #1235 Of course, it's not all in Texas.
01:22:08 #1236 It runs up to New Hampshire.
01:22:09 #1237 How about the size of the heads of cabbage
01:22:11 #1238 we grow on that farm, since you are so inquisitive?
01:22:13 #1239 How about the time of the government,
01:22:15 #1240 sent the four residents of Soldiers to Mexico,
01:22:17 #1241 passed them on that property, started rain,
01:22:19 #1242 I simply tore it off from the head of cabbage,
01:22:21 #1243 hallowed over those four residents of Soldiers,
01:22:23 #1244 and now the rain dropping on one of those lands.
01:22:25 #1245 going around striking little children shame on you I never strike little children
01:22:32 #1246 well shame on you in case you did go around striking little children so why
01:22:38 #1247 don't you be a man and own up to say I am ashamed of myself in case I did go
01:22:42 #1248 around striking little children I'm sorry case I do hit a kid well that's a
01:22:52 #1249 poor excuse say some time ago I told you I had a
01:23:00 #1250 horse that had the heat yes and I told you I had a horse had the heat and I gave
01:23:05 #1251 him turpentine I gave my horse turpentine and he died so did mine