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00:01:37 #1 of Australia, land of many frontiers,
00:01:40 #2 lone stepping stone across the vast Pacific
00:01:43 #3 to the mysterious brooding islands of the Malayan Archipelago,
00:01:47 #4 last outpost of the art and culture of the Western world.
00:01:51 #5 Our story takes us to Melbourne.
00:01:54 #6 Melbourne, birthplace of Nellie Melba,
00:01:57 #7 the famous cholera turasoprano,
00:01:59 #8 Australia's gift to American opera,
00:02:02 #9 appearing here as a token of appreciation
00:02:05 #10 for Melbourne's glorious gift are two distinguished concert artists steeped in the tradition of
00:02:12 #11 America's classical music.
00:02:22 #12 You ready for this?
00:02:24 #13 Who's that coming down the parapet?
00:02:32 #14 The sun's shine flashing on his ring
00:02:37 #15 Bowin' left and right and hearin' there
00:02:40 #16 You're a delightful just floatin'
00:02:42 #17 That's Chester, the Trombone King.
00:02:46 #18 He gets his shirt straight from Paris,
00:02:50 #19 cigarettes from the night.
00:02:52 #20 He talks like an eyebrow.
00:02:55 #21 But he plays Chicago style, he gets his shoes made in London
00:03:00 #22 and the real crocodile.
00:03:03 #23 But he plays Trombone, Chicago style,
00:03:07 #24 And he sometimes plays sweet.
00:03:11 #25 But sweet or hot, he's always got that real gut bucket beat.
00:03:17 #26 He's got a neat Latin mustache, and the girls' love is smile.
00:03:23 #27 He plays trombone, Chicago style.
00:03:27 #28 A trombone made in music, baby, Chicago style.
00:03:33 #29 I'll unmute her.
00:03:37 #30 Run out and have that filled.
00:03:52 #31 Take it, Twinkle Toes. Got it, helium hips.
00:04:02 #32 This boy's diseased, little brother.
00:04:04 #33 Hi, Verna. Is this the one, daughter?
00:04:10 #34 Shh. You'll cover up my partner's taps.
00:04:12 #35 They both proposed to me.
00:04:14 #36 Well, Verna, we're both crazy about you.
00:04:16 #37 We've been fighting over you all week.
00:04:18 #38 Really? Yeah, and I won.
00:04:20 #39 Harold's gonna marry her.
00:04:22 #40 Will you see what I get lined up for you, boy?
00:04:28 #41 What is it, a dame?
00:04:30 #42 What else would I line up for you?
00:04:32 #43 What's wrong with her?
00:04:33 #44 Oh, she's a doll, silly.
00:04:34 #45 She's a bell, yes.
00:04:35 #46 Cut her down to two encores.
00:04:36 #47 Let's move.
00:04:37 #48 Okay.
00:04:38 #49 That was one of my best pupils.
00:04:54 #50 Had a tough time getting the lead out of his feet, but there he is.
00:04:57 #51 I'll never forget.
00:04:58 #52 We were down in...
00:04:59 #53 Don't bend the wardrobe.
00:05:02 #54 Is this the boat that popped the question?
00:05:04 #55 Both of them did.
00:05:06 #56 Eunice.
00:05:07 #57 Harold, darling, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:05:10 #58 Yeah, then why spoil it with a wedding?
00:05:12 #59 But, darling, I want to marry you.
00:05:14 #60 A job.
00:05:15 #61 Fine, I'll be best man.
00:05:17 #62 See ya.
00:05:18 #63 What?
00:05:26 #64 Boy, have I got something cooked up for you.
00:05:27 #65 Yeah, put it in the deep freeze.
00:05:29 #66 Did the similar situation occur in Allentown in 47?
00:05:35 #67 Thanks for the memory. Let's get out of here fast.
00:05:38 #68 My trombone made in Munich, played in Chicago style.
00:05:44 #69 There's Chicago.
00:05:56 #70 This'll drive him crazy when it doesn't come back.
00:05:58 #71 Come on.
00:05:59 #72 Tom, don't run and get away.
00:06:54 #73 I'll have his teeth in today.
00:07:09 #74 Gentlemen, I've told you there are no two actors
00:07:12 #75 traveling together on this train.
00:07:14 #76 There's one of them!
00:07:16 #77 Pilot to belly, Gunner.
00:07:17 #78 Failing out!
00:07:33 #79 Wouldn't listen to me, would you?
00:07:35 #80 Let's stow away on a boat to Frisco, I said.
00:07:37 #81 No, no, you said.
00:07:38 #82 Let's hop a rattler.
00:07:39 #83 You take the upper, you said.
00:07:40 #84 I'll take the lower.
00:07:41 #85 You had a sub-blower.
00:07:42 #86 Besides, look at the money.
00:07:43 #87 I saved you on tips, boy.
00:07:44 #88 Get plenty of fresh air, you said.
00:07:46 #89 Not me, I said.
00:07:47 #90 Hide underneath, you said.
00:07:48 #91 They'll never find you.
00:07:49 #92 I said.
00:07:50 #93 You're gonna ride inside.
00:07:51 #94 Keep an eye out.
00:07:52 #95 I said, you know what kills me?
00:07:53 #96 What's the matter now?
00:07:54 #97 You never listened to me.
00:07:55 #98 That's what kills me.
00:07:56 #99 And where are we now?
00:07:57 #100 We're lost.
00:07:58 #101 Yakety, yakety, yakety, yakety, yakety, yakety.
00:07:59 #102 Come on, we got some traveling to do.
00:08:00 #103 Travelling.
00:08:01 #104 On your feet, Albonos.
00:08:02 #105 Come on here.
00:08:03 #106 Drop that beak.
00:08:04 #107 Today I met you there were vultures in the sky.
00:08:06 #108 I should have taken that for an omen.
00:08:07 #109 Those were bluebirds.
00:08:08 #110 Now stop worrying.
00:08:09 #111 I'll get you out of this.
00:08:10 #112 No, look, don't get me out of things.
00:08:12 #113 Stop getting me into things, will you?
00:08:14 #114 Look, Harold.
00:08:15 #115 No!
00:08:18 #116 French poodles.
00:08:21 #117 No, those are sheep.
00:08:22 #118 We're safe.
00:08:23 #119 I don't trust you or the sheep.
00:08:24 #120 Don't you see, Harold?
00:08:25 #121 Whoever there's sheep, there's a farm.
00:08:27 #122 Whoever there's a farmer is a farmer.
00:08:28 #123 And whoever there's a farmer, there's a farmer's daughter.
00:08:31 #124 Now you're getting me into trouble again.
00:08:33 #125 Come on.
00:08:34 #126 Let's walk. Don't run.
00:08:36 #127 You know, for a couple of guys on the lam,
00:08:37 #128 we're in pretty good company.
00:08:39 #129 We're, we're poor little lambs
00:08:45 #130 who have lost our way.
00:09:02 #131 That was helpful, wasn't it?
00:09:03 #132 Fred Warring must have played through here.
00:09:05 #133 Boy, am I tired of that whiffin' poof song.
00:09:26 #134 One more whiffin' to poo.
00:09:28 #135 We may be dirty, but we're healthy.
00:09:30 #136 Every time they dip the sheep, they dip dust.
00:09:32 #137 Say, why don't we stick with them?
00:09:33 #138 We may get sheared, too.
00:09:35 #139 I'm beginning to like it.
00:09:37 #140 What have we here?
00:09:40 #141 Those are for Argyle socks.
00:09:41 #142 Ha ha.
00:09:44 #143 No.
00:09:45 #144 Oh, let's get out of here.
00:09:46 #145 Here we go.
00:09:47 #146 I'd attract these openings there for fella.
00:10:02 #147 If he likes work, huh?
00:10:03 #148 Who's next to closing?
00:10:05 #149 Yes, this is for me.
00:10:06 #150 You can't cook?
00:10:07 #151 Well, I can learn while you wash the dishes, buddy. Oh, no.
00:10:10 #152 I'll cook and you'll wash the dishes. You can stack them behind your ears to dry.
00:10:13 #153 Oh, see here. That's the...
00:10:14 #154 That's your green makes?
00:10:15 #155 Right, come in.
00:10:17 #156 Scratch. Scratch.
00:10:19 #157 There goes the daily devil.
00:10:21 #158 What a pity. Just when I was gonna let you have your way, too.
00:10:24 #159 Say, I haven't looked for work since I was night watchman at Vassar.
00:10:27 #160 That's before we were in the cough drop business.
00:10:29 #161 These electric razors has nothing like them, huh?
00:10:31 #162 Yes, to crass. Take a mowing machine to get this hedge knocked over.
00:10:33 #163 I'll wrap a lamb or hiding.
00:10:35 #164 Uh...
00:10:36 #165 How long can you hold your breath, Junior?
00:10:38 #166 My breath? Well, I...
00:10:40 #167 You...
00:10:45 #168 Prince Kenna Rock.
00:10:47 #169 Back again, eh?
00:10:48 #170 You must help me. I need sea divers again.
00:10:51 #171 Not a flame in chance, and you know it.
00:10:54 #172 Four divers shipped out to your island already,
00:10:56 #173 and never came back.
00:10:58 #174 Fine men, too.
00:10:59 #175 But they met with accidents.
00:11:01 #176 Accidents, my eye.
00:11:04 #177 We all know about Bogatyn.
00:11:06 #178 Bogatyn is a legend.
00:11:07 #179 Then why don't you get your own people to dive?
00:11:10 #180 If Bogatyn is only a blooming legend.
00:11:11 #181 People of that too are superstitious,
00:11:13 #182 and still believe in witchcraft.
00:11:16 #183 There ain't no witchcraft done there, Menin.
00:11:19 #184 Look here, Prince, you couldn't get any diver in Australia
00:11:22 #185 to take on your job.
00:11:24 #186 Not for all the beer and Darwin.
00:11:31 #187 Well, Buster, looks like the briny deep for us.
00:11:34 #188 Up along upstairs now.
00:11:35 #189 Will you complete the necessary arrangements?
00:11:37 #190 Go along. Oh, why me?
00:11:38 #191 Why don't you go up?
00:11:39 #192 No elevator.
00:11:41 #193 Remember, you're a much younger man than I am.
00:11:43 #194 Who isn't?
00:11:44 #195 I'll go along now.
00:11:51 #196 Excuse me, sir. Yes?
00:11:52 #197 But are you a deep sea diver?
00:11:54 #198 Well, I'm just a graduate of UCUW.
00:11:57 #199 That's University of California underwater.
00:11:59 #200 Oh, an American.
00:12:02 #201 Then perhaps you would be interested in a job
00:12:04 #202 that would bring you rich rewards.
00:12:06 #203 Well, of course.
00:12:08 #204 Candidly rich rewards do remove a good deal of the dullness
00:12:10 #205 from mere work, I guess. Yes, that's true.
00:12:13 #206 What's the pitch?
00:12:14 #207 Sunk and treasure.
00:12:15 #208 Treasure?
00:12:16 #209 Well, I'll have it up for you in a jiffy.
00:12:18 #210 I must tell you one thing, though.
00:12:19 #211 I don't do the actual diving myself.
00:12:22 #212 I have another boy for that. I remain on deck and I operate the pump.
00:12:25 #213 Oh, but excellent.
00:12:27 #214 Your hand.
00:12:31 #215 Yes, sir, I'll have that treasure up in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
00:12:34 #216 And believe me, I know how to shake a lamb's tail.
00:12:36 #217 Oh, there's one little thing I must explain.
00:12:39 #218 You see, I'm not actually the diver. I'm the pump man.
00:12:42 #219 I have a friend who does the diving.
00:12:44 #220 Is your friend experienced?
00:12:45 #221 Oh, he's been underwater half his life.
00:12:47 #222 He used to be a lifeguard and a car wash.
00:12:57 #223 Where is this island of yours, Prince?
00:12:58 #224 A few days' journey across the sea on the road to ballet.
00:13:01 #225 You will love that, too.
00:13:03 #226 It is an island paradise.
00:13:05 #227 Girls, huh?
00:13:07 #228 Could it be a paradise without girls?
00:13:10 #229 Welcome to the club.
00:13:12 #230 Oh, I miss Cable Mother to send my other lips.
00:13:15 #231 Boy, did I make a terrific deal.
00:13:17 #232 I knew you'd do it, you little genius you.
00:13:19 #233 Good. Congratulations.
00:13:21 #234 It's a deal, boy.
00:13:22 #235 Yes, sir.
00:13:24 #236 Well, these threads are a little beat.
00:13:26 #237 If we're shoving off the paradise,
00:13:27 #238 We better slip into our linens.
00:13:28 #239 Gong will take care of your needs.
00:13:30 #240 We will sail at sundown.
00:13:31 #241 Sundown? It's perfect.
00:13:32 #242 I freckle, you know.
00:13:33 #243 Curl's paradise money.
00:13:34 #244 What a jackpot.
00:13:35 #245 You did it all with your own little ways.
00:13:37 #246 Oh, my little head.
00:13:38 #247 Yeah.
00:13:54 #248 Oh, say, mussels. Take our luggage.
00:13:55 #249 William, here you are.
00:13:56 #250 Don't get these mixed up now.
00:13:58 #251 Mine's blue for boy.
00:13:59 #252 Say, Sam, is that the way all the natives dress
00:14:02 #253 on your island?
00:14:04 #254 Really?
00:14:05 #255 George, huh?
00:14:07 #256 You suppose not a chance.
00:14:10 #257 Stick around, folks. He could be wrong, you know.
00:14:16 #258 Cast off.
00:14:17 #259 Who?
00:16:58 #260 It's a tartan of my father's clan.
00:17:03 #261 Highness, your cousin, Prince Kennerock. He is here.
00:17:11 #262 I will see him alone. You girls may leave.
00:17:14 #263 Hey, things are picking up.
00:17:26 #264 Case the local architecture.
00:17:28 #265 Yeah. Built like brick pagodas.
00:17:31 #266 Erkin, look what Kennerock's brought.
00:17:36 #267 They are not bad.
00:17:37 #268 You think they are, Salis?
00:17:38 #269 Too bad they're old and too old.
00:17:40 #270 They must have been slimming. They must have got our wire.
00:17:42 #271 Oh, we got a ration ourselves down here.
00:17:45 #272 Let's get the box lunches and head for the high country,
00:17:47 #273 Margaret, drive.
00:17:48 #274 I don't know which way to turn. Everything looks so good.
00:17:50 #275 Don't get tied down. This may just be the older stuff.
00:17:52 #276 Oh, no!
00:17:55 #277 What's that?
00:17:56 #278 It's arrow flinny. Can't stand it.
00:17:58 #279 Make yourself available, huh?
00:17:59 #280 Yes, we'll meet you at the drive-in.
00:18:00 #281 Stand by. Are you here?
00:18:01 #282 You're my local brand.
00:18:02 #283 I'll send you my suit size and everything.
00:18:03 #284 Isn't it nice to know we still got that old magnetism?
00:18:06 #285 Hey, that Sierra must have recharged our batteries.
00:18:08 #286 I feel like I've had a complete overhaul.
00:18:10 #287 If we can get our speedometers turned back now, we're in business.
00:18:12 #288 Wouldn't that be lovely?
00:18:13 #289 Don't look now, but Tabuna's brother is still with us.
00:18:16 #290 Don't worry about them. Let them get their own girls.
00:18:18 #291 I wonder if they massage.
00:18:19 #292 Too bad my prayers went unanswered.
00:18:22 #293 Prayers for me?
00:18:24 #294 Yes. That you be washed overboard.
00:18:26 #295 Ha. Despite your prayers,
00:18:30 #296 I managed to obtain some excellent diving equipment
00:18:32 #297 and two American divers.
00:18:34 #298 I think our plan...
00:18:36 #299 Our plan? I want no part of it.
00:18:39 #300 Your two Americans will die like all the others.
00:18:41 #301 It's just cold-blooded murder.
00:18:47 #302 Hey, how about those chicks?
00:18:48 #303 Steady, steady now. Remember Australia. Oh, that's trouble.
00:18:51 #304 Yes, we're not gonna get involved with girls again now.
00:18:53 #305 No, sir, never. No, sir.
00:18:55 #306 Okay.
00:18:59 #307 Well.
00:19:03 #308 Your turn. Tilt.
00:19:06 #309 Your Highness, may I present our guests?
00:19:09 #310 Highness?
00:19:10 #311 Gentlemen, you are in the presence of my cousin, Princess Lala of the two.
00:19:15 #312 Well, the name's Gridley, Princess. Harold Gridley.
00:19:17 #313 Sportsman, rack-and-turb, polo player, and all-around good egg.
00:19:21 #314 Well, don't lay it here, huh?
00:19:22 #315 Welcome to that, too, gentlemen.
00:19:24 #316 George Cochran at your service, Your Highness.
00:19:26 #317 Oh, is he Continent End?
00:19:28 #318 Go, go, run, play with the peasants.
00:19:30 #319 I'll take care of the royalty, do you mind?
00:19:31 #320 Oh, me?
00:19:33 #321 Do you always fight over girls?
00:19:34 #322 What else can we fight over? We've never had any money.
00:19:39 #323 That's for Washington.
00:19:40 #324 Now, let's be fair. Let's be fairly, Roy.
00:19:43 #325 If you can't pay, they give you time.
00:19:45 #326 Now, truly.
00:19:46 #327 Follow me, gentlemen.
00:19:47 #328 Where else?
00:19:48 #329 Coming.
00:19:54 #330 They have become friendly.
00:19:57 #331 It is a bare domain.
00:19:58 #332 Ormans are for old women.
00:20:00 #333 The sharks will soon be picking their bones.
00:20:03 #334 This kid carries her own antenna.
00:20:11 #335 Man, this is quite a quonset.
00:20:16 #336 Amazing what you can do with a GI loan.
00:20:18 #337 They must have gambling here.
00:20:20 #338 Got the time.
00:20:21 #339 Who's there?
00:20:23 #340 She was my mother, Queen Tama of Attu.
00:20:25 #341 Beautiful.
00:20:26 #342 And he was my father.
00:20:29 #343 Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
00:20:32 #344 Colorful old chap, wasn't he?
00:20:33 #345 Certainly must have got around some.
00:20:35 #346 Father sailed a merchant ship that called here.
00:20:37 #347 He liked the island, met mother, and remained.
00:20:41 #348 Like to remain here myself?
00:20:42 #349 You're reading my mind.
00:20:43 #350 You, you're the one always wants to go home.
00:20:45 #351 I'm home.
00:20:46 #352 This is it.
00:20:47 #353 Something wrong, Princess?
00:20:49 #354 You must be very tired after your voyage.
00:20:52 #355 You must rest before...
00:20:53 #356 Before what?
00:20:54 #357 Before tonight. I'm having a feast in your honor. Oh, well...
00:20:57 #358 Then out to the car and get my finger bowl, huh?
00:20:59 #359 Do you need your chopstick?
00:21:00 #360 Just my fork and a pusher.
00:21:01 #361 Hurry back, boy.
00:21:02 #362 I may join you. I think I'll come along. Hey... Wow, we...
00:21:06 #363 Not bad without a reservation, huh?
00:21:09 #364 Rest well. I will see you tonight.
00:21:11 #365 Yeah, leave a call. We'll call you later.
00:21:12 #366 Here, here.
00:21:14 #367 Don't overmatch yourself, old man.
00:21:17 #368 Let me get a little rain later.
00:21:19 #369 Oh, about that.
00:21:21 #370 Hey, what a spot this is.
00:21:23 #371 Isn't this lush?
00:21:24 #372 Central Park with twin beds.
00:21:25 #373 Would you like me to shoot you a squirrel before your napsack?
00:21:28 #374 You wouldn't do that, Daniel Boone.
00:21:29 #375 I might dug off a root.
00:21:30 #376 This'll do for me, George.
00:21:31 #377 This'll do it.
00:21:32 #378 Good night, all.
00:21:33 #379 Get your shoes off.
00:21:34 #380 You're in a palace.
00:21:35 #381 I've always wanted to play the palace.
00:21:37 #382 Draw the blinds, Al.
00:21:38 #383 It's siesta time for the soap.
00:21:39 #384 Very well, sir.
00:21:40 #385 Check back with me.
00:21:41 #386 Man, I could spend the rest of my life with a joint
00:21:43 #387 like this.
00:21:44 #388 You say that every time you get in a bed.
00:21:47 #389 I'm in a haze that Lala intoxicates me.
00:21:49 #390 That could be. She's half Scotch.
00:21:51 #391 And with me for a chaser.
00:21:53 #392 I'll just don't end on another hangover.
00:21:57 #393 Freedom.
00:22:00 #394 I better get some black polish. This may be formal tonight.
00:23:50 #395 They put their kills on and come right down
00:23:54 #396 All ye browny lads of weather, your poor man of wealth
00:23:58 #397 Meet me in the tavern to drink my health
00:24:02 #398 Who's that standing in my past?
00:24:04 #399 Don't you know your face to face with Robbie MacMath?
00:24:08 #400 Hey, you hooddemon out of my way
00:24:12 #401 Who do you think you are?
00:24:14 #402 It's the Toa Mahboot, a man of your poise too far
00:24:17 #403 I'm a hood to man, this is the day I celebrate my birth.
00:24:21 #404 The self and son of a self and son of a son of a gun from birth.
00:24:26 #405 Oh!
00:24:28 #406 Ehe!
00:24:29 #407 Say, Haggis!
00:24:33 #408 What is it, McGus?
00:24:34 #409 Have you heard the latest about McTavish?
00:24:36 #410 What's he done now?
00:24:37 #411 He's living on the roof.
00:24:38 #412 Why would he be living on the roof?
00:24:39 #413 He heard someone say the drinks are on the house.
00:24:41 #414 The drinks are on the house?
00:24:43 #415 You know!
00:24:44 #416 What'd we...
00:24:45 #417 It's a little late, so good night, folks.
00:24:49 #418 I don't know.
00:24:50 #419 No, thanks.
00:25:31 #420 You're a pal.
00:25:32 #421 Not mine, but a pal.
00:25:33 #422 Here, Harold.
00:25:34 #423 Sit here.
00:25:35 #424 Are you kidding?
00:25:36 #425 He takes the large economy size.
00:25:38 #426 Thanks, Ahib.
00:25:39 #427 Next week, it's my turn to wear the girdle.
00:25:41 #428 Why don't you entertain this little hunt?
00:25:42 #429 Do you disappear and act thug?
00:25:43 #430 Oh, I know that one.
00:25:45 #431 You mean the Hindu rope trick.
00:25:47 #432 Doesn't rest in a revolving door?
00:25:56 #433 I'm sure you've heard of this.
00:25:58 #434 As a matter of fact, it's impossible.
00:26:00 #435 This must be the one where they throw the rope up in the air,
00:26:02 #436 climb up and disappear.
00:26:03 #437 It's nothing. It's sort of a mass hypnosis.
00:26:05 #438 Where did you learn words like that?
00:26:07 #439 This kid was drummed out of kindergarten
00:26:08 #440 for cheating and finger painting.
00:26:10 #441 I was framed.
00:26:11 #442 Now watch.
00:26:13 #443 What else is new?
00:26:22 #444 Pardon me, Governor. I think this call's for me.
00:26:41 #445 I can't hear you.
00:26:42 #446 I'll be in the balcony.
00:26:44 #447 I've heard about vanishing cream, but vanishing blubber.
00:26:53 #448 Fight him off, Princess!
00:26:55 #449 Here comes Jack of the Beast, Don.
00:26:57 #450 Down, boy, down, boy.
00:27:01 #451 How's the beast in the penthouse?
00:27:13 #452 Oh, Space Cadet returns.
00:27:17 #453 Did you get McCard, Jock?
00:27:19 #454 Had a wonderful time. I'm glad you were here.
00:27:21 #455 Oh, very funny. It's easy for you to get up there.
00:27:23 #456 Oh, and it's mass hypnosis.
00:27:25 #457 Mass hypnosis? You're full of helium.
00:27:27 #458 Say, how about a little black magic for me, Princess?
00:27:29 #459 Here's an exciting bit of hocus pocus.
00:27:31 #460 If a cobra comes out of there, it's yours.
00:27:33 #461 I'll split it with you.
00:27:36 #462 Oh. You can pay your dues.
00:28:13 #463 Believe it if I saw it.
00:28:15 #464 I saw it, and I don't believe it.
00:28:29 #465 I'm starting to believe it.
00:28:31 #466 What a fool I was. What a fool.
00:28:59 #467 In scout camp they had basket weaving and I took up wood burning.
00:29:02 #468 You wouldn't listen to me. Give me the pipe.
00:29:04 #469 Say, pardon me, dear.
00:29:06 #470 I'm going into business for myself.
00:29:08 #471 I'll check with you in a fortnight.
00:29:10 #472 Junior's always eager to improve himself.
00:29:12 #473 Always trying to pick up something new.
00:29:14 #474 Say, Princess, what about you and I seeking out some leafy dell
00:29:17 #475 where we can discuss you in terms of me, hmm?
00:29:20 #476 George, I must talk to you and Harold.
00:29:32 #477 Oh, forget about Harold. He's a hustler, a philanderer, a rouet.
00:29:36 #478 I want to tell you something. He ran out on a very lovely girl down in Australia.
00:29:39 #479 And on their wedding day, too.
00:29:41 #480 I think he's attractive.
00:29:42 #481 Can't hear you. Not reaching me at all.
00:29:45 #482 I think you're attractive, too.
00:29:47 #483 Contact.
00:29:48 #484 Actually, as a matter of fact, there's nothing special about me.
00:29:51 #485 I'm just an average, all-around, all-American boy with an excessive charm.
00:29:55 #486 Harold told me that, too. About me?
00:29:57 #487 About him.
00:29:58 #488 So conceited that man.
00:30:00 #489 Look.
00:30:02 #490 The delightful place you have here, Princess.
00:30:04 #491 It'd be lovely just to lay around here and grow old.
00:30:07 #492 George.
00:30:08 #493 You and Harold will never grow old, unless you escape at once.
00:30:12 #494 Escape?
00:30:13 #495 My cousin, Kenner Rock, is a scheming murderer.
00:30:15 #496 I think he's a pretty nice guy.
00:30:17 #497 He's a little formal, a little cold, perhaps.
00:30:19 #498 You do not know him.
00:30:20 #499 He has sent many men to their death in the sea.
00:30:23 #500 A little physical too, huh?
00:30:25 #501 Kenner Rock will let nothing stand in the way of his ambition.
00:30:28 #502 Years ago, my father set out for Bali to sell a chest of valuable jewels.
00:30:33 #503 The boat sank on a reef outside of our lagoon.
00:30:36 #504 Neither my father nor the jewels have ever been recovered.
00:30:41 #505 That's the treasure they want us to haul up out of the briney, huh?
00:30:44 #506 Many have tried, but none have succeeded.
00:30:46 #507 I wonder they offered us 50,000 guilders to get it.
00:30:49 #508 You must escape tonight.
00:30:50 #509 Oh, no, Princess.
00:30:51 #510 You're looking at a big gilder man.
00:30:53 #511 You must go, I tell you.
00:30:55 #512 Down on the wreck of the boat lives Bogotan.
00:30:57 #513 Bogotan?
00:30:58 #514 Bogotan, a giant squid.
00:31:00 #515 Let him live a little.
00:31:01 #516 The squid is a terror.
00:31:03 #517 He's an enormous monster with bone-crushing tentacles,
00:31:07 #518 a man-eater.
00:31:08 #519 It means certain death to the diver.
00:31:11 #520 Certain death to the diver, huh?
00:31:14 #521 Harold laughs at death.
00:31:15 #522 We must warn him.
00:31:16 #523 Tell him about Bogotem.
00:31:17 #524 I don't know.
00:31:18 #525 I may have some trouble talking him out of this.
00:31:20 #526 He loves to challenge this boy.
00:31:21 #527 Death is his bread.
00:31:22 #528 Danger is butter.
00:31:23 #529 You've got to convince him.
00:31:25 #530 I'm going to butter him up pretty good.
00:31:39 #531 Where can he be?
00:31:42 #532 What can he be doing?
00:31:49 #533 It's the time of Hootman, oh, boy, do we live.
00:31:52 #534 Hootman.
00:31:56 #535 Oh, what a hoot.
00:31:58 #536 What a business.
00:31:59 #537 I finally learned that trick.
00:32:00 #538 Who ran second?
00:32:01 #539 Well, I was, hey, I've been playing this flute all night.
00:32:04 #540 Had to clear it with Patrillo.
00:32:06 #541 George, that stash that in the ice box.
00:32:07 #542 Wouldn't you please?
00:32:08 #543 Thank you, George.
00:32:09 #544 Listen, don't you ever disappear like that on me again.
00:32:13 #545 I was worried into a positive tizzy about you.
00:32:15 #546 You worried?
00:32:16 #547 Yes, I was.
00:32:17 #548 About me?
00:32:18 #549 Certainly.
00:32:18 #550 What's to worry?
00:32:19 #551 Well, in spite of everything I can say,
00:32:20 #552 and I've put in plenty of knocks,
00:32:21 #553 that palpitating princess is all a Twitter over you.
00:32:24 #554 Me? Really?
00:32:26 #555 Yes.
00:32:27 #556 Wow.
00:32:29 #557 This girl is not only charming, she's intelligent.
00:32:32 #558 You better be careful, boys.
00:32:34 #559 She'll marry you and make you a prince.
00:32:36 #560 You'll spend the rest of your miserable life
00:32:38 #561 just lolling around munching mangoes
00:32:39 #562 and falling apart and having girls
00:32:41 #563 wait on you and stuff like that.
00:32:43 #564 I can't let this happen to you.
00:32:45 #565 You're all I've got.
00:32:46 #566 I'll buy you a duck.
00:32:47 #567 I'll buy you a dog.
00:32:49 #568 Destiny calls the young prince.
00:32:52 #569 Surely you can't want this.
00:32:54 #570 Well, it's a living.
00:32:56 #571 Oh, well.
00:32:57 #572 OK, pal.
00:32:59 #573 I won't stand in your way.
00:33:01 #574 I guess after all I booted it.
00:33:02 #575 I goofed when I told her what a hero you are.
00:33:05 #576 Ho hoot, my lord and I.
00:33:07 #577 And who do you think you are?
00:33:09 #578 Boy, what a relief.
00:33:12 #579 He just think tomorrow at dawn you'll be coming up
00:33:15 #580 out of the water with the treasure.
00:33:17 #581 Have a big subduous wedding.
00:33:19 #582 Yeah, dancing girls, coconut frappes, music.
00:33:22 #583 Oh, boy.
00:33:25 #584 Hey, how am I gonna come up with a treasure?
00:33:27 #585 Because you're going down for it. Oh, I see.
00:33:30 #586 I can...
00:33:32 #587 Wait a minute.
00:33:33 #588 Not me.
00:33:35 #589 No, I even get the bends when I'm ducking for apples.
00:33:37 #590 You're the diver. I'm the diver?
00:33:40 #591 Yeah, you're the diver.
00:33:41 #592 Oh, Harold, you don't know what this means to me.
00:33:43 #593 This is the nicest thing you've ever done,
00:33:45 #594 letting me be Lola's number one boy.
00:33:47 #595 Well, this changes everything.
00:33:51 #596 I thought I was Lala's boy. You were?
00:33:53 #597 But you resigned.
00:33:54 #598 It's all mine. Now I go down to pauper.
00:33:56 #599 I come up a prince.
00:34:00 #600 Oh, no, you don't.
00:34:01 #601 That's the way it's gonna be. I'm gonna be dunked.
00:34:03 #602 Oh, no, no, no. I can't let you do it. It's too dangerous.
00:34:06 #603 I laugh at danger.
00:34:10 #604 Okay.
00:34:11 #605 You incest.
00:34:13 #606 You get the jewels, you get the princes.
00:34:17 #607 Night.
00:34:18 #608 I get the jewels. I get the princess.
00:34:20 #609 And I couldn't happen to a nicer girl.
00:34:23 #610 Don't fool with the fun flute unless you check with the master.
00:35:57 #611 Gentlemen, it is time.
00:36:05 #612 Oh, my princess is impatient.
00:36:08 #613 Latimer, lay out my top hat, white tie, and swim fins.
00:36:10 #614 Very good, Megatroid. Do hurry.
00:36:13 #615 Carol, are you sure you know what you're doing?
00:36:27 #616 Do I know what I'm doing, you lucky girl?
00:36:29 #617 Then George told you.
00:36:30 #618 Exhale a little. Will you want to slip this over your head?
00:36:32 #619 Say, you haven't got anything in straw with a wider brim, a long oval.
00:36:35 #620 a long oval. Have you? No, you wouldn't have that.
00:36:37 #621 We'll just try it out for size anyway.
00:36:39 #622 Any size will do. This kid's head's a little pointy.
00:36:41 #623 He takes anything from a three to a nine and seven eighths.
00:36:44 #624 Suck in your nose, dear.
00:36:46 #625 There we are. Oh, there you are.
00:36:48 #626 Pretty snug, isn't it? I'd ask in, but it's a little crowded there.
00:36:50 #627 How can you two joke? Well, it's easy when you're brave.
00:36:53 #628 Oh, he's plenty brave, this fella.
00:36:54 #629 I take brave pills for you.
00:36:55 #630 Tell her about the time at Catalina when I got that big barge off the bottom.
00:36:58 #631 Boy, was she heavy. Oh, but a lovely girl.
00:37:00 #632 Yeah, she was a bit...
00:37:02 #633 Here, Annette, you may want to do your nails down there.
00:37:04 #634 Oh, thanks. He usually sticks it in my back, you know.
00:37:07 #635 Take two. We're having a one-cent sale.
00:37:08 #636 Don't forget my Roy Rogers water pistol.
00:37:10 #637 You won't take a plumber's helper down with you?
00:37:12 #638 No, I work alone, you know.
00:37:13 #639 Harold, before you go down, I want you to think again.
00:37:15 #640 No, no, no. No time to start thinking.
00:37:16 #641 He's gonna start sinking.
00:37:18 #642 Hey, how about a little kiss for your hero just for luck, huh?
00:37:21 #643 Sorry, madam. Next window, please.
00:37:23 #644 Remind him of Bogotan.
00:37:24 #645 Oh, yes. Bogotan.
00:37:27 #646 Bogotan.
00:37:28 #647 Hey. Where's he running?
00:37:30 #648 Wait, wait. Just want to lean in here, will you?
00:37:38 #649 You should have thought of that before.
00:37:39 #650 Oh, but fellas!
00:37:40 #651 No, we can't go through that again.
00:37:42 #652 If your wool underwear starts to itch, it'll just have to itch.
00:37:44 #653 Oh, well, get me another pair of hands for inside.
00:37:45 #654 I thought you worked alone.
00:37:47 #655 I know, but this is different.
00:38:00 #656 I should have put some water in the radiator.
00:38:02 #657 We could have made a cup of tea.
00:38:03 #658 That is enough. Over there side.
00:38:05 #659 Come.
00:38:06 #660 Oh, thanks, pal. I'll bring you back some saltwater tapping.
00:38:08 #661 Cut to fit the kisser, huh?
00:38:09 #662 Sir. Tie it tight, sugar.
00:38:11 #663 Say right if you find work, won't you?
00:38:13 #664 Okay, I'm going.
00:38:14 #665 Geronimo!
00:38:15 #666 We're going.
00:38:16 #667 The treasure.
00:39:14 #668 Brown wooden box, brass bands, big lock.
00:39:17 #669 Yes, that's it, George.
00:39:18 #670 Come on, come on, boy. Grab the loot and scoot.
00:39:20 #671 Drop me a hook, boy.
00:39:22 #672 Focus up. Go on.
00:39:23 #673 Lower the line and stand by.
00:39:25 #674 That treasure, come on. Pull my paddle up.
00:40:25 #675 Come on, George.
00:40:26 #676 Oh, deliver my hook. We haven't got time now.
00:40:27 #677 Back to the pumps.
00:40:28 #678 Come on, we'll blow him to the...
00:40:35 #679 Get him up close now so I can gap him.
00:40:41 #680 Easy now.
00:40:44 #681 Whoa. Easy does it.
00:40:46 #682 Up. There you go.
00:40:48 #683 You're going super-
00:40:49 #684 George!
00:40:51 #685 Oh!
00:40:52 #686 Oh, he got us.
00:40:53 #687 Hey, Buster.
00:40:54 #688 Are you OK?
00:40:55 #689 Hey, Buster.
00:40:57 #690 Exhale a little.
00:40:58 #691 Exhale just one.
00:41:00 #692 Buster.
00:41:01 #693 Hey, Buster.
00:41:02 #694 Buster.
00:41:03 #695 Joey, look out!
00:41:04 #696 He's not in there.
00:41:25 #697 Ah!
00:41:26 #698 Which guy?
00:41:27 #699 Obviously, Boca Ten has claimed the American.
00:41:34 #700 Now, Lala, it is time to feed the sharks.
00:41:38 #701 Put down that gun.
00:41:40 #702 Your days of telling me what to do are over.
00:41:43 #703 Without you, I have the island, the jewels, everything.
00:41:48 #704 For this moment, I have waited all my life.
00:41:51 #705 If you try to put the finger on us, boy,
00:41:53 #706 then you're gonna have a lot of trouble with your breathing.
00:41:55 #707 Ah!
00:42:01 #708 Oh, Buster, my boy!
00:42:03 #709 What a man! What a battle!
00:42:05 #710 Come on, boy.
00:42:08 #711 Who's there?
00:42:10 #712 She's a great gate.
00:42:11 #713 She's flat-pappy this boy.
00:42:12 #714 Now he worries about me.
00:42:13 #715 Oh, we're proud of you.
00:42:14 #716 Bubble's proud of you.
00:42:15 #717 Put on your pilot jacket.
00:42:16 #718 We thought you were gone.
00:42:17 #719 Yeah, many brave hearts are asleep in the deep.
00:42:19 #720 Good thing he's a coward, huh?
00:42:20 #721 Aw, he's wonderful.
00:42:22 #722 Aw, it was really nothing.
00:42:23 #723 I had him groggy with a headlock, but he hit me with an ink bottle.
00:42:26 #724 I thought that was chlorophyll.
00:42:28 #725 Hey, look.
00:42:33 #726 We cannot go back to that tomb.
00:42:35 #727 He will have our throats cut.
00:42:36 #728 Oh, dear.
00:42:37 #729 That'll hurt my high notes.
00:42:38 #730 That might help.
00:42:39 #731 You could sing duets.
00:42:40 #732 What a novel.
00:42:41 #733 We must go on to ballet.
00:42:42 #734 Ballet?
00:42:43 #735 We must sail at once.
00:42:45 #736 I'll pack.
00:42:46 #737 Wait a minute. I want to ask you something.
00:42:48 #738 I've been wondering, how did you get out of that suit?
00:42:50 #739 Out of the diving suit?
00:42:51 #740 It was easy. I was down at the bottom, and I...
00:43:06 #741 Stuck as real.
00:43:36 #742 It's worth millions, George. Millions.
00:43:38 #743 Looks like Ali Khan's garbage can.
00:43:40 #744 Yeah, the top layer.
00:43:41 #745 I think I'll have cufflinks made of these.
00:43:43 #746 Tell me, you think this is too much?
00:43:45 #747 No, I think that'll work.
00:43:46 #748 If you wear it right now...
00:43:47 #749 With a baby spot on it.
00:43:48 #750 They're all lullas.
00:43:49 #751 Yeah, lullas all mine. What a parlay.
00:43:51 #752 When I become prince, I'll pass a community property law.
00:43:55 #753 That's me.
00:43:56 #754 What line? What form?
00:43:59 #755 Fantastic!
00:44:02 #756 Put this under canvas.
00:44:06 #757 Shame on you. You're a grown man.
00:44:11 #758 She's a grown girl.
00:44:13 #759 Whenever you grow this stuff.
00:44:15 #760 Give me a call. I'll be topside.
00:44:17 #761 I've got to take my turn at the wheel.
00:44:18 #762 Slow down. Back, back.
00:44:21 #763 You're pretty alert. I've got these college.
00:44:24 #764 Really?
00:44:25 #765 One, two, three, four...
00:44:26 #766 Well, I'll see you.
00:44:27 #767 Check, man.
00:44:28 #768 Check, check.
00:44:29 #769 Come.
00:44:30 #770 I'll go get in there.
00:44:31 #771 I want some of that.
00:44:32 #772 These are not vitamin pills, you know.
00:44:33 #773 They ought to be, oh, man.
00:44:34 #774 How did my school teacher get in there?
00:44:41 #775 Take this on a weekend.
00:44:52 #776 Who else would?
00:44:53 #777 He's gonna sing, folks, now's the time to go out and get the popcorn.
00:45:03 #778 Before you can say I like you, you've gotta know people who are...
00:45:12 #779 their little tricks, listen to their talk, see the way they walk and how they smile.
00:45:20 #780 That's a rule that's tried and true.
00:45:25 #781 A rule that you're the one exception to.
00:45:34 #782 To see you, and I see you everywhere.
00:45:46 #783 In the sunrise, in the moon,
00:45:50 #784 look any place I look.
00:45:55 #785 You're there to see to want you.
00:46:04 #786 And I see you all the time on a sidewalk in a doorway.
00:46:15 #787 On the lonely stairs I climb.
00:46:22 #788 Someday, let me show you how happy ending's start.
00:46:32 #789 You'll find how well I know you to know you
00:46:40 #790 at all out of sight.
00:46:59 #791 And I'll love you, and I'll see you in the same old dream.
00:47:18 #792 Only two more of these silvery nights and we'll be in ballet.
00:47:22 #793 I kind of hate to think of leaving you, Lala.
00:47:24 #794 You mustn't think of it because you mustn't do it.
00:47:26 #795 Oh, I've been away a long, long time.
00:47:28 #796 I gotta get back, catch some ballgames,
00:47:31 #797 see how the pirates are doing.
00:47:34 #798 You still have pirates in America?
00:47:36 #799 Yeah, but they're nothing to be afraid of.
00:47:38 #800 Probably hiding in the cellar someplace.
00:47:40 #801 But it's a fantastic place to USA Lala.
00:47:42 #802 Just take any town.
00:47:43 #803 Take a town, for instance, like the garden spot of North America.
00:47:46 #804 The lush, picturesque Riviera of the Middle West.
00:47:50 #805 Toledo, Ohio.
00:47:55 #806 Oh, it sounds beautiful.
00:47:56 #807 Such a musical name.
00:47:57 #808 Oh, it's a music town.
00:47:58 #809 It's a jukebox in every bowling alley.
00:48:01 #810 Lala, would you go to America with me?
00:48:04 #811 George.
00:48:05 #812 I mean, marry me and go to America.
00:48:06 #813 Of course.
00:48:07 #814 Oh.
00:48:08 #815 It would be wonderful.
00:48:09 #816 But what about Harold?
00:48:12 #817 Well, we could adopt him.
00:48:14 #818 Adopt him?
00:48:15 #819 We'd have to send him away to school.
00:48:17 #820 It's a little late for that, isn't it?
00:48:18 #821 Oh, baby.
00:48:19 #822 He's got to go sometime, then, boy.
00:48:20 #823 That's enough!
00:48:22 #824 Why, you collapsible komo, you, you and your pirates.
00:48:26 #825 What do you want to do, brag about the Cleveland Indians?
00:48:27 #826 At least they're in the major league.
00:48:28 #827 Come on, they throw underhanded.
00:48:29 #828 That's gratitude, boy.
00:48:30 #829 I try to plan your education, and you turn on me
00:48:32 #830 like a mad dog.
00:48:33 #831 I wish I were a mad dog.
00:48:34 #832 I'd give you this temper.
00:48:35 #833 Now, Jim.
00:48:36 #834 Now listen, don't plan my education.
00:48:37 #835 I'm illiterate enough now.
00:48:39 #836 Listen, Lala, if you're going anywhere,
00:48:41 #837 you're going with me.
00:48:42 #838 Oh, no, she's not.
00:48:44 #839 I don't know what to do.
00:48:46 #840 Junior, don't you think you should go Betty by?
00:48:48 #841 Betty by?
00:48:48 #842 Leave you here with this Balinese pound cake?
00:48:50 #843 Lolly, you got to make up your mind and write now.
00:48:52 #844 Oh, that's no way to talk to your mother.
00:48:54 #845 Listen, Mom, it's lala.
00:48:57 #846 You promised to marry me if I got the treasure, didn't you?
00:48:59 #847 What?
00:49:00 #848 She didn't promise you I did.
00:49:01 #849 You know what a liar I am.
00:49:02 #850 Oh, so that's it.
00:49:04 #851 You're up here pitching with this doll.
00:49:05 #852 Well, I'm down there ad livin' with that deep-sea claw
00:49:07 #853 machine.
00:49:08 #854 Harold. Harold, I do love you.
00:49:10 #855 Oh, I thought so.
00:49:12 #856 But I love George, too.
00:49:14 #857 Well, if you like the other generation, they're restful.
00:49:17 #858 I'm so confused.
00:49:19 #859 I love you for what you are.
00:49:21 #860 A liar?
00:49:22 #861 I love Harold for what he was.
00:49:25 #862 Sometime, somewhere.
00:49:28 #863 This kid's gone.
00:49:30 #864 Oh, dear me.
00:49:31 #865 She's in sections.
00:49:32 #866 We'd better get to the bottom of this.
00:49:33 #867 Yeah, let's get to the bottom of this.
00:49:34 #868 What was I? Where? When?
00:49:36 #869 Probably some agonizing episode from her childhood.
00:49:39 #870 We'll have to probe the subconscious
00:49:40 #871 with a little psychiatry.
00:49:41 #872 Here, Lala.
00:49:42 #873 Just lie down, dear.
00:49:43 #874 Lie down.
00:49:44 #875 Here, dear.
00:49:45 #876 Oh, happily now.
00:49:47 #877 All right?
00:49:48 #878 There.
00:49:49 #879 Are you comfy?
00:49:50 #880 Yes, doctor.
00:49:52 #881 It's a lot of quacking this boy.
00:49:53 #882 Now, Lala, we want to delve into your past.
00:49:56 #883 We want to way back into your childhood, sort of a flashback.
00:50:01 #884 Well, when I got to be six or seven,
00:50:05 #885 I remember I was terribly lonely.
00:50:10 #886 I had no one to play with until one day my father
00:50:13 #887 brought me a little companion.
00:50:15 #888 Come, Sandy. Please play with me. Please, Sandy.
00:50:42 #889 Oh, not me. You got the wrong monkey.
00:50:44 #890 Well, I'll leave it up to you, Lala. You want me for what I am?
00:50:47 #891 Or you want this chump for the chimp he used to be?
00:50:49 #892 Kick it around a while. I'm going downstairs and peel buster or banana.
00:50:52 #893 Man, play with your mice while you're there.
00:50:54 #894 Say, now that the imposter is gone, why don't we get into...
00:50:57 #895 Carol, the wheel. You'd better take it. These are dangerous waters.
00:51:00 #896 Coral reefs, racing currents?
00:51:02 #897 But, baby, I got racing currents on my own.
00:51:07 #898 Check.
00:51:09 #899 You and George certainly are romantic.
00:51:11 #900 George? Romantic?
00:51:13 #901 I use him for a warm-up, boy.
00:51:15 #902 I send him ahead on all these situations.
00:51:17 #903 Say, but speaking of lard hips, tell me, how'd you like his singing?
00:51:20 #904 Oh, it was beautiful.
00:51:22 #905 Princess, I got news for you. Can't sing a note.
00:51:24 #906 Oh, I don't understand.
00:51:26 #907 No, no, no, no, no. I do all the singing. You see, he just...
00:51:28 #908 he just mows a little. That's part of my warm-up.
00:51:30 #909 And I've got to sing slow because if he mows too fast, his plate starts to slip.
00:51:34 #910 Let me hear you.
00:51:36 #911 That's part of our act. I'll show you.
00:51:38 #912 How are you down there?
00:51:39 #913 Fine. How are you?
00:51:40 #914 Thank you, see?
00:51:41 #915 That's the way we're going.
00:51:42 #916 Cow, the wheel!
00:52:08 #917 Hey!
00:52:09 #918 Cow!
00:52:10 #919 Hornblower, captain.
00:52:11 #920 Horatio.
00:52:12 #921 Come on, Captain Hornblower. Come on, get it.
00:52:15 #922 What have we got here?
00:52:16 #923 Oh, he always did gulp his food, you know.
00:52:21 #924 We may get his appendix here in a minute.
00:52:23 #925 Ah-ha, one of the bobbles.
00:52:30 #926 I think we better have this lad fluoroscoped, huh?
00:52:33 #927 Oh.
00:52:35 #928 You all right?
00:52:36 #929 What happened?
00:52:37 #930 Is the picture over?
00:52:38 #931 No, you're all right now.
00:52:39 #932 You're all right. Just relax.
00:52:40 #933 There must be a village on this island somewhere.
00:52:42 #934 You think so?
00:52:43 #935 We can buy another boat and go on to Bali.
00:52:48 #936 That's a real crazy anthill.
00:52:50 #937 Hope they got a motel with hot and cold running lava, huh?
00:52:52 #938 Yeah.
00:52:54 #939 Look, a bottle.
00:53:04 #940 Hey, hey, look.
00:53:05 #941 Hey, there's a message in it.
00:53:07 #942 What does it say?
00:53:08 #943 Yeah, let's see.
00:53:09 #944 Says return this bottle to Sam's supermarket
00:53:11 #945 for 3 cents deposit.
00:53:12 #946 Isn't it a pity? Every movie's got to have a message.
00:53:15 #947 Oh, about that.
00:53:16 #948 Let's get out of this bunker, huh?
00:53:18 #949 Wait.
00:53:19 #950 Oh, work inland here.
00:53:22 #951 What's the matter?
00:53:48 #952 Just a minute.
00:53:49 #953 I haven't been smacked in the face this much
00:53:51 #954 since my first rumble seat.
00:53:52 #955 Let's change places.
00:53:53 #956 As you wish.
00:53:54 #957 Push on, Princess.
00:53:55 #958 Whoop, whoop.
00:54:00 #959 Whoop.
00:54:01 #960 Something wrong here.
00:54:02 #961 Look, let me go ahead.
00:54:04 #962 I'll break the trail before it breaks me.
00:54:06 #963 Be dawn, Livingston.
00:54:08 #964 Say, isn't the trail a little high?
00:54:18 #965 An animal sneer.
00:54:19 #966 Now we know there are people on this island.
00:54:21 #967 Hey, there's people up here too!
00:54:23 #968 I wonder what the locals are like.
00:54:25 #969 Oh, I hope they're not cannibals or headhunters. Oh, yeah.
00:54:29 #970 I hope they're orange pickers.
00:54:30 #971 I want to get off this tree.
00:54:31 #972 Oh, stop squawking.
00:54:33 #973 You'll fall off when you're ripe.
00:54:34 #974 I feel like a windsock.
00:54:38 #975 Hey, where are you going?
00:54:39 #976 Jiggers, Buster.
00:54:40 #977 Quiet. Somebody's coming.
00:54:42 #978 Hi. Hi. Go ahead.
00:54:52 #979 Thank you. Okay.
00:54:58 #980 Who was that?
00:54:58 #981 That's my brother, Bob. I promised him a shot in the picture.
00:55:01 #982 He's handsome.
00:55:02 #983 Yes, it's a family characteristic.
00:55:04 #984 Now, get me down. My brain's rushing to my head. Harold.
00:55:09 #985 Oh, yeah. The dangler. Let's get the sap out of the tree.
00:55:12 #986 He's the sloppiest hanging eye ever, Lieutenant.
00:55:14 #987 You're saved. A pardon just came from the governor.
00:55:17 #988 Easy now. Steady.
00:55:19 #989 Say, I wish I had a snapshot of this for the tuna club, huh?
00:55:23 #990 Up to Daisy. Let's get him.
00:55:24 #991 Be careful now.
00:55:25 #992 Okay, take it easy now.
00:55:27 #993 Oh, I'll never say bottom's up again.
00:55:30 #994 You got me down just in time.
00:55:32 #995 I was getting tan in the wrong places.
00:55:34 #996 Put your weight on this tree and I'll hold it and I'll cut the foam.
00:55:36 #997 Are you all right?
00:55:37 #998 Fine. Blood's coming back to my toes.
00:55:39 #999 Now if I can only get my toes back to my feet.
00:55:41 #1000 It's good for your sinuses up there.
00:55:44 #1001 Hey!
00:55:45 #1002 Oh, this boy loves to travel.
00:55:47 #1003 Come on, we'll bring him a bandaid.
00:55:49 #1004 This way, nurse, and bring my toy boats.
00:56:00 #1005 Buster, come on out of there.
00:56:11 #1006 Get out of there!
00:56:12 #1007 Not me, I'm staying out here where it's safe.
00:56:14 #1008 Hurry, now come on, get out of there!
00:56:16 #1009 Look it back at you. Look!
00:56:18 #1010 Where's your brother, kid?
00:56:22 #1011 Come on, boy.
00:56:23 #1012 Here.
00:56:24 #1013 I got you.
00:56:25 #1014 Come on.
00:56:26 #1015 I got you.
00:56:27 #1016 Yeah, but have you got all of me?
00:56:28 #1017 Oh!
00:56:29 #1018 Hey, I feel a breeze.
00:56:31 #1019 A breeze?
00:56:32 #1020 Well, I'll be darned.
00:56:34 #1021 Color television.
00:56:35 #1022 Where?
00:56:36 #1023 Wide screen, too.
00:56:37 #1024 Really? Am I in it?
00:56:38 #1025 Just your best angle.
00:56:40 #1026 I wish I had my rear-view mirror.
00:56:42 #1027 Look!
00:56:43 #1028 The African Queen.
00:56:49 #1029 Humphrey Bogart.
00:56:53 #1030 Boy, is he lost.
00:56:55 #1031 Hey, hey, boogie!
00:57:00 #1032 Hey, jungle fever, that's what we got.
00:57:03 #1033 That was just a mirage.
00:57:04 #1034 Oh, yeah, what about this?
00:57:05 #1035 Humphrey Bogart's Academy Award.
00:57:07 #1036 An Oscar, give me that. You got one.
00:57:09 #1037 Friends, this is a great occasion
00:57:13 #1038 me receiving this Academy Award.
00:57:15 #1039 And I'd like to say a word.
00:57:17 #1040 Run!
00:57:20 #1041 That's the word.
00:57:22 #1042 What do we got here?
00:57:30 #1043 A jungle motel?
00:57:31 #1044 Say it's a little south for a brown derby, isn't it?
00:57:33 #1045 Hello! Anybody home?
00:57:36 #1046 I'm a member of the automobile club.
00:57:38 #1047 This is cold. There's been nobody here for some time.
00:57:41 #1048 We can spend the night here.
00:57:43 #1049 Yeah, I'll go sign the register.
00:57:45 #1050 Princess Lala, the Honorable George, Cochran and Manserv.
00:57:49 #1051 Hey! Hey, I found a gun.
00:57:51 #1052 Yeah, so we heard.
00:57:52 #1053 Oh, that's wonderful. Now, one of you can go out and hunt some food.
00:57:55 #1054 You're so right, Lala. Say, here, Annie Oakley,
00:57:57 #1055 run out and shoot us a filet mignon, medium rare.
00:58:00 #1056 Yes, don't hurry.
00:58:01 #1057 Hey, now wait a minute. Wait a minute.
00:58:02 #1058 You're the sharpshooter, Nick.
00:58:05 #1059 This boy played second shot down with the Spike Jones band.
00:58:07 #1060 Oh, not me. The last thing I shot was two sixes.
00:58:09 #1061 Please, will one of you go out and hunt some food
00:58:11 #1062 before it gets too dark?
00:58:13 #1063 Okay, tell me what we do. Winner stays here with Lala, huh?
00:58:15 #1064 Oh, man, those Republicans are everywhere.
00:58:30 #1065 That's the junior branch.
00:58:32 #1066 Harold.
00:59:12 #1067 Couldn't sleep, huh?
00:59:13 #1068 No.
00:59:14 #1069 I need a couldine for the same reason.
00:59:18 #1070 May I sit down?
00:59:21 #1071 Chilly, isn't it?
00:59:23 #1072 You need something around you, preferably me.
00:59:28 #1073 Oh, this is so peaceful.
00:59:30 #1074 Yeah, that's what I've always wanted.
00:59:32 #1075 Fire side, home, backyard with flowers, vegetable garden,
00:59:38 #1076 couple of oil wells.
00:59:40 #1077 A home.
00:59:42 #1078 That's what every girl dreams of.
00:59:44 #1079 I'll make your dreams come true, honey.
00:59:48 #1080 What about George?
00:59:50 #1081 Well, we can always make him our babysitter.
00:59:52 #1082 Of course, we'll have to lock up the liquor.
00:59:55 #1083 Shall we build up the fire?
00:59:56 #1084 Say, I'm in flames now, Lulla.
01:00:04 #1085 Live, girl.
01:00:06 #1086 I never knew love could be such a problem.
01:00:08 #1087 Well, what's the problem?
01:00:10 #1088 Aunt Emma, our chaperone's asleep in there.
01:00:14 #1089 What do we do when we get to Bali?
01:00:16 #1090 Well, you're going to marry me, naturally.
01:00:18 #1091 Aren't you?
01:00:21 #1092 Well?
01:00:24 #1093 Yes?
01:00:28 #1094 No?
01:00:30 #1095 You won't say yes and you won't say no.
01:00:33 #1096 You let my poor heart pound.
01:00:36 #1097 But you smile at me and around I go on the merry-go-round.
01:00:43 #1098 You build me up till the sky seems low, then plop.
01:00:47 #1099 I hit the ground.
01:00:49 #1100 But you hold my hand and around I go on the merry-go-round.
01:00:55 #1101 When a friend says to me, well, the heck are you bound?
01:01:02 #1102 What the deuce can I say?
01:01:05 #1103 Just around and around and around.
01:01:08 #1104 You won't say leave and you won't say, oh,
01:01:11 #1105 I've tried to get on one.
01:01:14 #1106 But you kiss me once and around I go on the merry-go-round.
01:01:19 #1107 Around and around.
01:01:20 #1108 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:23 #1109 You won't say yes and you won't say no.
01:01:26 #1110 You let my poor heart pound.
01:01:29 #1111 But you smile at me and around I go.
01:01:33 #1112 On a merry-go-run around.
01:01:36 #1113 You build me up till the sky seems low then plop.
01:01:40 #1114 I hit the ground.
01:01:42 #1115 But you hold my hand and around I go.
01:01:46 #1116 On a merry-go-run around.
01:01:49 #1117 Dumbo, why do you cut into my scene?
01:01:51 #1118 Please, I'm singing.
01:01:52 #1119 Singing? You'll never go any place with your singing.
01:01:54 #1120 You can't even cry.
01:01:56 #1121 I may have a nervous breakdown in this spot.
01:01:57 #1122 Have one up in a tree, will you?
01:01:58 #1123 Yes, I'll say it all to your relatives.
01:02:04 #1124 You won't say leave and you won't say woe.
01:02:07 #1125 Bada-bada-bada, bada-bada-bada, bada-bada-bada.
01:02:10 #1126 But you kiss me once and around.
01:02:13 #1127 I go on the merry-go-round, around.
01:02:16 #1128 Won't say yes and I won't say no.
01:02:21 #1129 I let your poor heart's pound.
01:02:24 #1130 But you smile at me and around.
01:02:27 #1131 I go on the merry-go-run around
01:02:30 #1132 You build us up till the sky seems low
01:02:34 #1133 Then pop, we hit the ground
01:02:37 #1134 But you hold our hand and around
01:02:40 #1135 We go on the merry-go-run around
01:02:43 #1136 Where the friend says to me
01:02:46 #1137 Where the heck are you bound?
01:02:50 #1138 What the doos can I say?
01:02:53 #1139 Just around, around, around, around
01:02:56 #1140 You won't say leave and you won't say hope.
01:03:00 #1141 Ah!
01:03:05 #1142 Why try to get away?
01:03:09 #1143 But you'll get me once and around I go.
01:03:12 #1144 On the merry go-round.
01:03:15 #1145 The bus leaving?
01:05:17 #1146 How's detective here? I don't know.
01:05:18 #1147 What happened to C?
01:05:22 #1148 Hey, look out!
01:05:46 #1149 It's a female gorilla.
01:05:47 #1150 It must be the dead one's mate.
01:05:49 #1151 The winner, new champion.
01:05:53 #1152 I better put out the cat.
01:05:55 #1153 That gun's no good.
01:05:56 #1154 No!
01:05:57 #1155 Watch this.
01:05:58 #1156 Where'd it go?
01:05:59 #1157 Relax, man.
01:06:00 #1158 It's gonna be your old winner.
01:06:01 #1159 Yeah, let's dig in.
01:06:02 #1160 Phone the command post, huh?
01:06:04 #1161 Hey, what is this?
01:06:05 #1162 Morning lineup, huh?
01:06:06 #1163 Get up.
01:06:19 #1164 She's not here.
01:06:20 #1165 Lala's gone.
01:06:21 #1166 Maybe some dirty rat kidnapper.
01:06:22 #1167 Oh, couldn't be.
01:06:39 #1168 We're both here.
01:06:40 #1169 Oh, you.
01:06:41 #1170 Beautiful pictures.
01:06:42 #1171 I'm gonna go get her.
01:06:46 #1172 Oh, you.
01:06:47 #1173 Beautiful picture.
01:07:34 #1174 Yeah, when does the tide go out?
01:07:35 #1175 I'll watch the path, wishing with my window.
01:08:20 #1176 How come we don't fall?
01:08:22 #1177 Paramount wouldn't dare.
01:08:23 #1178 At your age.
01:08:26 #1179 Shall we then?
01:08:27 #1180 Inhale.
01:08:28 #1181 Hey, come on out of there.
01:08:37 #1182 Yeah, time's a-wasting.
01:08:39 #1183 I'll see you back at the hut.
01:08:40 #1184 Oh, no.
01:08:41 #1185 We couldn't leave a poor defenseless girl like you
01:08:43 #1186 out alone in this jungle.
01:08:44 #1187 Yeah, you need two defenseless men to protect you.
01:08:46 #1188 Speak for yourself.
01:08:48 #1189 All right, turn your heads.
01:08:51 #1190 Selfish.
01:08:54 #1191 Hair ribbon, it's gone.
01:08:59 #1192 Hair ribbon? What about your sarong?
01:09:01 #1193 You stay there while I get dressed.
01:09:03 #1194 What about your sarong? That's nice talk.
01:09:05 #1195 I'll just ask him that. Cover up your eyes like she said.
01:09:08 #1196 You never want to have any fun.
01:09:10 #1197 That's my type of girl, the athletic type.
01:09:13 #1198 When the right kind of a girl comes along, you'll be swept off your feet.
01:09:16 #1199 My type of girl's right back there. I want to tell you that.
01:09:19 #1200 After all, I know all about swimming, you know.
01:09:21 #1201 I used to grease him for the channel swim.
01:09:24 #1202 Plenty of oil left over.
01:09:26 #1203 Oh, George. Come on, cut it out, will you?
01:09:29 #1204 Come on, stop it.
01:09:30 #1205 Hey, hey, help! George!
01:09:33 #1206 Help!
01:09:35 #1207 Oh, Harold, you pick up with the darndest people.
01:09:38 #1208 Help!
01:09:40 #1209 George, George! Where'd you go?
01:09:42 #1210 Buster, Buster, don't get excited now.
01:09:44 #1211 Play it real cool, Buster. Don't antagonize her.
01:09:47 #1212 That's the dead gorilla's make, Buster.
01:09:49 #1213 What does she want? Revenge?
01:09:51 #1214 No, no, I'm afraid not.
01:09:53 #1215 Please, George, this kid's a juvenile delinquents.
01:09:56 #1216 Keep cool.
01:09:57 #1217 Keep cool, I'm numb.
01:09:58 #1218 I'll think of something.
01:10:00 #1219 George!
01:10:01 #1220 I'm too cool.
01:10:02 #1221 Why am I attracted to young widows?
01:10:04 #1222 All buster, I don't like to look in her eyes.
01:10:06 #1223 George, get a rock, a cob, anything.
01:10:09 #1224 Kill one of us.
01:10:10 #1225 George!
01:10:15 #1226 Sing to her.
01:10:16 #1227 You know, music has charms to soothe the savage beast.
01:10:19 #1228 Breast, that is.
01:10:20 #1229 Beast, press, sing!
01:10:22 #1230 To see you is to love you,
01:10:24 #1231 and I see you everywhere.
01:10:27 #1232 In the sunrise, in the moon glow.
01:10:30 #1233 Everywhere I look, you're there.
01:10:33 #1234 Now, baby. Now I've got a problem by throat.
01:10:36 #1235 Souther! Souther! Sing! Sing!
01:10:39 #1236 To see you is to want you, to love you,
01:10:43 #1237 and I see you.
01:10:44 #1238 Buster! Keep singing!
01:10:46 #1239 And if you get tired, call Gary.
01:10:48 #1240 Buster, help!
01:10:49 #1241 No, help!
01:10:52 #1242 They're after me!
01:10:53 #1243 Who?
01:10:54 #1244 The natives!
01:10:56 #1245 Get the jewels and run!
01:10:57 #1246 Hey, hey, keep working.
01:10:58 #1247 Sign out.
01:10:59 #1248 The guerrillas, the natives are here.
01:11:00 #1249 Sing!
01:11:01 #1250 Sing, sing, sing!
01:11:03 #1251 They knew I tell you, go!
01:11:04 #1252 Go!
01:11:05 #1253 See you as natives love you!
01:11:06 #1254 Here!
01:11:07 #1255 Oh!
01:11:08 #1256 What happened?
01:11:09 #1257 Mosquitos, a rearguard action.
01:11:10 #1258 That's a poison dart.
01:11:11 #1259 What?
01:11:12 #1260 Call an ambulance.
01:11:13 #1261 I'm wounded.
01:11:14 #1262 No!
01:11:15 #1263 We got you, huh?
01:11:19 #1264 Tell me this is only a vitamin shot honey. This is a dr. G. Dr. Who it won't kill you
01:11:24 #1265 It'll just cause muscular convulsions than a coma dr. G means the laughing twitch
01:11:49 #1266 I wish I was a little pig to stay at home.
01:11:53 #1267 Don't worry, it'll put an apple in your mouth.
01:12:29 #1268 Then you're in trouble, won't you?
01:12:31 #1269 What's this bit?
01:12:32 #1270 How many times have I told you, don't play with your food?
01:12:45 #1271 Don't play with the food!
01:12:47 #1272 Say, uh, did you hear that kid's mother?
01:12:58 #1273 Those cats are cannibals.
01:13:00 #1274 Maybe they're only headhunters.
01:13:01 #1275 Only headhunters?
01:13:03 #1276 It's the only head I got, I'm very attached to it.
01:13:05 #1277 What do you mean, they throw the rest away?
01:13:07 #1278 Well, right now I wish I was back with that sweet, lovely gorilla.
01:13:10 #1279 Oh, yes. I'm carrying a little girl.
01:13:12 #1280 I'm carrying a little bit of a torch for her myself.
01:13:14 #1281 Hope the barbecue boys are back.
01:13:16 #1282 Chef Milani, your brother.
01:13:17 #1283 You keep your hands on me!
01:13:19 #1284 That's all right.
01:13:21 #1285 There you are.
01:13:22 #1286 Let's go, Rolton.
01:13:23 #1287 Ooh!
01:13:25 #1288 Well, they took her.
01:13:26 #1289 Why'd they take just her?
01:13:27 #1290 Maybe they start with a dessert, huh?
01:13:28 #1291 Wonder where they're going.
01:13:31 #1292 Oh, they can't really be headhunters.
01:13:33 #1293 No.
01:13:34 #1294 Just...
01:13:36 #1295 Hey, what are those?
01:13:38 #1296 Popsicles?
01:13:40 #1297 Looks like my draft board.
01:13:45 #1298 I knew no one.
01:13:49 #1299 Raj Patik!
01:13:51 #1300 That scotch weave. Where did you get it?
01:13:54 #1301 Long ago from a white man.
01:13:59 #1302 He wore it like the skirt of a woman.
01:14:01 #1303 This man. Was he called...
01:14:03 #1304 Mectavish?
01:14:05 #1305 Yes. That is how he was called.
01:14:07 #1306 Makatavish.
01:14:09 #1307 Makatavish was my father.
01:14:11 #1308 Wonder who they are.
01:14:13 #1309 You are Princess.
01:14:21 #1310 You are Princess Lala?
01:14:24 #1311 Your father was my good friend, still warm in my heart.
01:14:28 #1312 And for his daughter, anything you wish for shall be done.
01:14:33 #1313 On the ala-dee, lala-dee betoa.
01:14:35 #1314 21 gong salute.
01:14:37 #1315 Ha-ha!
01:14:46 #1316 Just listen to that, will you, for whom the bells toll.
01:14:49 #1317 Yeah, I saw that picture.
01:14:50 #1318 Very few laughs.
01:14:52 #1319 Even Gary Cooper got killed.
01:14:55 #1320 Yep.
01:14:56 #1321 Well, I don't mind getting killed, but they're gonna torture us.
01:14:59 #1322 Oh, no. No, I couldn't stand torture.
01:15:01 #1323 Me neither.
01:15:02 #1324 No, they're not gonna torture me. It hurts.
01:15:05 #1325 Well, there's only one thing to do.
01:15:07 #1326 Yeah. Ready?
01:15:09 #1327 Patty cake, patty cake, baker's math.
01:15:17 #1328 Bake the cake as fast as you.
01:15:19 #1329 So, you see, I love both men, Harold and George.
01:15:28 #1330 Then your highness has no problem.
01:15:30 #1331 Here on New Attah, a woman can have as many husbands as she can afford.
01:15:35 #1332 I can marry them both.
01:15:37 #1333 And why not?
01:15:39 #1334 White women have many husbands too.
01:15:41 #1335 But only one at a time.
01:15:43 #1336 Here we do not like the installment plan.
01:15:46 #1337 Marry them both.
01:15:50 #1338 Oh, that is wonderful, Boma Da.
01:15:54 #1339 Happiness is like smoke in the wind.
01:15:57 #1340 So quickly gone.
01:15:59 #1341 Let it be done now at once.
01:16:01 #1342 Very well.
01:16:03 #1343 See to it that the two white men are prepared
01:16:05 #1344 for a royal wedding to the princess.
01:16:07 #1345 Royal wedding, Marsville tough.
01:16:09 #1346 Thank you.
01:16:10 #1347 Marsville tough.
01:16:11 #1348 Thank you.
01:16:12 #1349 Royal wedding, Marsville tough.
01:16:13 #1350 Marsville tough.
01:16:18 #1351 Now we will visit our chief, Ramayana.
01:16:43 #1352 You ain't cooking me in the oil.
01:16:44 #1353 No, no, no.
01:16:45 #1354 You can't eat me.
01:16:46 #1355 Look, I'm skinny, I'm stringy, I'm tough.
01:16:48 #1356 I'll give you indigestion.
01:16:49 #1357 We do not eat you.
01:16:51 #1358 Oh, no.
01:16:52 #1359 You ought to be married.
01:16:54 #1360 Married?
01:16:55 #1361 Well, I...
01:16:56 #1362 Now, wait a minute.
01:16:57 #1363 I'm not going to marry you.
01:16:58 #1364 Go ahead.
01:16:59 #1365 Eat me.
01:17:00 #1366 Kill me.
01:17:01 #1367 No one press an aftertaste. Go ahead.
01:17:03 #1368 You do not marry me. You marry the princess of our two.
01:17:07 #1369 What? You mean Lala?
01:17:09 #1370 So she finally came to her senses, huh?
01:17:13 #1371 Lala. What is this, my trousseau?
01:17:16 #1372 Reminds me of a blind date I once had in Cleveland.
01:17:22 #1373 That's perfect. You may proceed the groom, the groom.
01:17:29 #1374 Oh, poor George. This'll kill him.
01:17:34 #1375 Oh, well, some of us have it and some of us don't.
01:17:37 #1376 But I feel like such a cad having so much of it.
01:17:40 #1377 Please, I've undressed myself since I was 17.
01:17:43 #1378 Well, I see my wedding headdress is back from the dentist.
01:17:51 #1379 Oh, my, my, my, easy on the cologne.
01:17:56 #1380 Let's be subtle, shall we?
01:17:58 #1381 Hmm? Insidious, like.
01:18:00 #1382 Ah, me, I feel so deliriously demolish.
01:18:04 #1383 Some of us have it, and some of us don't.
01:18:06 #1384 Ha, ha, poor Harold.
01:18:09 #1385 He must have misplaced it.
01:18:11 #1386 You may pour just a little cooking, Sherry, huh?
01:18:15 #1387 You are every bit as beautiful as I've been told, Princess Lala.
01:18:19 #1388 Chief Romiana has heard of me?
01:18:21 #1389 Yes, my dear cousin.
01:18:23 #1390 Get a rock.
01:18:24 #1391 It is good to see you, Lala.
01:18:26 #1392 And this, too.
01:18:27 #1393 That's mine, you thief!
01:18:29 #1394 Not a thief, my cousin, but a matchmaker.
01:18:32 #1395 My dear wives are aging rapidly.
01:18:36 #1396 And they bore me.
01:18:38 #1397 You princess will bring youth into my home.
01:18:42 #1398 Youth! It's wonderful!
01:18:45 #1399 No! No!
01:18:47 #1400 This cannot be!
01:18:48 #1401 Silence!
01:18:49 #1402 Take the princess into the bridal hut.
01:18:55 #1403 She has spirit too.
01:19:03 #1404 In the morning, in the light of reason, she will agree to our bargain, Ramiana.
01:19:07 #1405 You cannot do this thing. She has given her heart to the two Americans.
01:19:11 #1406 Those white mice.
01:19:13 #1407 I have an idea.
01:19:16 #1408 Instead of their hearts, Lala shall have their heads.
01:19:21 #1409 Frankens.
01:19:22 #1410 So...
01:19:24 #1411 they make lovely bet posts.
01:19:27 #1412 But, Ramayana, listen to the wedding dance.
01:19:30 #1413 Already the two grooms are being prepared.
01:19:32 #1414 We cannot stop this ceremony without insulting the gods and your people.
01:19:37 #1415 Why not have your ceremony with two grooms and no bride?
01:19:42 #1416 Excellent!
01:19:43 #1417 Two grooms and no prize.
01:19:47 #1418 No!
01:19:48 #1419 Rajang, the guard of the sleeping volcano,
01:19:51 #1420 will not permit the sacrilege of a wedding without a bride.
01:19:54 #1421 Who rules this island? You or the volcano?
01:19:58 #1422 You're right.
01:20:00 #1423 I rule this island.
01:20:03 #1424 Rajang, the guard of the sleeping volcano,
01:20:15 #1425 do you approve of this action?
01:20:18 #1426 You see?
01:20:25 #1427 A silly superstition for old women.
01:20:29 #1428 You do not fool Ramayana with your ventriloquism.
01:20:32 #1429 Yes. Now go.
01:20:35 #1430 Attend the wedding of the two grooms.
01:20:37 #1431 Without their bride.
01:20:43 #1432 Oh, same muscles.
01:20:48 #1433 Is the bride gonna wear one of these two?
01:20:50 #1434 Yes.
01:20:51 #1435 Well, I'm game of she's game.
01:20:53 #1436 We'll win the door prize, sure.
01:20:55 #1437 Hey, wait a minute. Does the princess wear one of these two?
01:20:59 #1438 Yes, this could lead to a ticklish situation.
01:21:04 #1439 Nice fit.
01:21:42 #1440 Let the wedding ceremony begin.
01:21:45 #1441 Du-uh-hu-uh, du-uh-hu-uh,
01:21:50 #1442 wuh-tu-u-uh-hu-uh-hu,
01:21:57 #1443 wuh-tu-u-uh-hu-uh.
01:21:58 #1444 The wine is ready.
01:22:28 #1445 Amici.
01:22:31 #1446 Wuh-tu-uh-hu-uh, wuh-tu-uh-hu-uh,
01:22:35 #1447 On with the ceremony.
01:22:43 #1448 Wuh-tu-uh-hu-uh-hu,
01:22:44 #1449 gale-gu.
01:22:46 #1450 Continue.
01:22:54 #1451 Matumahu Wahoo Calicoo.
01:22:58 #1452 With this wine, I pronounce you man and wife.
01:23:28 #1453 Advise me when they awaken.
01:23:32 #1454 I have plans for the...
01:23:52 #1455 While it's mine.
01:24:21 #1456 There's a man in bed with us.
01:24:23 #1457 I got a whole of him.
01:24:28 #1458 Hey, hey, what is the idea?
01:24:29 #1459 Somebody switched roommates on me.
01:24:31 #1460 Where's my wife? This woman's a man.
01:24:32 #1461 You do not have a wife.
01:24:33 #1462 Are you kidding, Jack? I'm Prince Harold of that too.
01:24:36 #1463 You? I married Lala.
01:24:38 #1464 You did not marry the Prince.
01:24:39 #1465 Wait a minute. I married her.
01:24:42 #1466 You did not marry her.
01:24:43 #1467 Are you kidding? Look, I put on this bug-eyed beanie.
01:24:45 #1468 I swear to my mother that pullover again,
01:24:47 #1469 but got feathers up my nose. I was...
01:24:49 #1470 I... I... Not...
01:24:53 #1471 One of us has got to go to Reno.
01:24:55 #1472 Let's hurry before Lola grabs his arm.
01:24:57 #1473 Where's Lala?
01:24:58 #1474 Where's Lala's to become the seventh wife of our chief?
01:25:00 #1475 Wait a minute. What becomes of us?
01:25:03 #1476 You have five minutes to live.
01:25:05 #1477 Well, we feel it.
01:25:07 #1478 Oh, no, we use sodium panterium.
01:25:09 #1479 Oh, that's sweet.
01:25:10 #1480 Isn't that thoughtful?
01:25:12 #1481 Well, Buster, I guess this is it.
01:25:18 #1482 Well, at least we're going out together.
01:25:24 #1483 We've been through a lot together, old pal.
01:25:28 #1484 I can't complain, though. We've had a lot of laughs.
01:25:32 #1485 I just hope in your heart of hearts you can forgive me
01:25:37 #1486 for the few, the few little bitty times
01:25:39 #1487 when I tried to con you.
01:25:40 #1488 There's a storm coming up here, huh?
01:25:45 #1489 I forgive you, George.
01:25:48 #1490 I know you've always meant well.
01:25:51 #1491 I must have been a triumph to you.
01:25:54 #1492 Hey, we might get postponed here on a counter-rain.
01:26:03 #1493 Well, Harold, you know, of course,
01:26:07 #1494 I don't have to tell you what you've meant to me.
01:26:09 #1495 We've been through so much together.
01:26:12 #1496 And here we are in life, as in death, we face it together.
01:26:16 #1497 Say, lager.
01:26:19 #1498 Lager!
01:26:22 #1499 All this meat and no tomato.
01:27:36 #1500 I don't want to be a red cinder.
01:27:56 #1501 Come on.
01:27:58 #1502 Look at all that rice going down there.
01:28:17 #1503 That rice. It's symbolic.
01:28:21 #1504 Symbolic?
01:28:23 #1505 Yeah, rice, you know, pudding.
01:28:25 #1506 And weddings too, eh, Princess?
01:28:27 #1507 Look! A ship!
01:28:30 #1508 We're saved!
01:28:33 #1509 We must get to the beach.
01:28:35 #1510 Hey, the ship's captain can perform the ceremony.
01:28:38 #1511 I'll take care of my own wedding arrangements if you don't mind.
01:28:41 #1512 If you're a real nice boy, I'll let you give the bachelor's dinner.
01:28:50 #1513 You're a little heavy, but you can be flower girl.
01:28:52 #1514 This girl's marrying me, Buster.
01:28:54 #1515 This kid needs me in her work.
01:28:55 #1516 Now wait. Wait just a minute here.
01:28:57 #1517 All right. Let's settle this once in a while before we get on the ship.
01:29:00 #1518 Let's toss her coins.
01:29:01 #1519 Coins? We're tap.
01:29:02 #1520 I got a better idea. We'll Indian wrestle.
01:29:04 #1521 Okay.
01:29:05 #1522 Oh, no. Last time I won, you gave me an Indian.
01:29:08 #1523 Here. Let Lala decide.
01:29:10 #1524 We'll draw straws.
01:29:12 #1525 Yeah.
01:29:13 #1526 If she draws a long straw, she gets me. The shark when you.
01:29:17 #1527 Yes, and I'll hold the straws.
01:29:19 #1528 Please, please.
01:29:20 #1529 I've already made up my mind.
01:29:23 #1530 Ah, tough luck, old man. Too bad.
01:29:26 #1531 I'm sorry, Harold.
01:29:28 #1532 You pick him?
01:29:32 #1533 Yes.
01:29:33 #1534 Oh, how near-sighted can you be?
01:29:35 #1535 Cheer up, Buster. You'll find somebody. Try the Lonely Hearts Club, eh?
01:29:39 #1536 Lala's the only girl in the world for me.
01:29:41 #1537 It's ay, you've got a basket there.
01:29:43 #1538 Now, if you just had your magic flute, you'd be in business.
01:29:46 #1539 Well...
01:29:48 #1540 it just so happens.
01:29:50 #1541 That's my gallant little man. He's always thinking.
01:29:53 #1542 Jane Russell.
01:30:18 #1543 Oh, Wing Ding.
01:30:20 #1544 Ladies?
01:30:28 #1545 Hey, wait a minute!
01:30:30 #1546 What are you gonna do with two girls?
01:30:32 #1547 That's my problem.
01:30:34 #1548 Hey, come back! Wait for me!
01:30:40 #1549 Oh, no, you don't. Stay right where you are, folks.
01:30:42 #1550 This picture isn't over yet. Stay right there.
01:30:44 #1551 Can't you see? Hey! Come here!
01:30:46 #1552 Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't.
01:30:48 #1553 No, stay right there. Keep... Hey, George!
01:30:50 #1554 Jane, no, no! Hey!
01:30:52 #1555 No, stay right there.
01:30:53 #1556 Get the writers, get the producers, get the agents, get a girl, get sabotage!