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00:00:56 #1 It's the toughest spot I ever tackled.

00:01:08 #2 I'll beat me.

00:01:10 #3 Yeah, will you?

00:01:11 #4 I can't now. I gotta finish my pants.

00:01:19 #5 Hey fellas, listen to this letter.

00:01:22 #6 Gentlemen.

00:01:23 #7 That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.

00:01:25 #8 Speak for yourself.

00:01:26 #9 Gentlemen, this is to inform you that unless overdue payments for tailoring equipment are made within 24 hours, we will repossess said equipment.

00:01:34 #10 possess said equipment balance now do three hundred and twenty one dollars and

00:01:37 #11 eighty six cents skin and flint finance cooperation I flee some president that put

00:01:44 #12 us out of business what do we do you guys worry about that I'm too young to

00:01:48 #13 worry and get wrinkles on my pretty little face what we need is a little

00:01:52 #14 music to cheer us up news flashes police are practically scouring the town

00:02:02 #15 and search of Terry slippery fingered hard and hard on his robbed his 18th

00:02:06 #16 consecutive safe in nine days a large reward is offered for his capture does

00:02:11 #17 your car have indigestion does it burp in the morning try no burp a lean the only

00:02:18 #18 gasoline containing bike carbonate of soda hey Mo why don't we capture hoggin

00:02:24 #19 and collect the reward then we can pay our bills oh it's as simple as all that

00:02:29 #20 hoggin is going to walk right in here and let you capture them you're nuts

00:02:33 #21 We're going to be paupers.

00:02:35 #22 Paupers?

00:02:36 #23 Are you kidding? We're not even married.

00:02:38 #24 Why don't you be quiet?

00:02:40 #25 Oh, think.

00:02:41 #26 Well, anyway, I got the spot out.

00:02:51 #27 Oh, boy. Am I a cent?

00:02:59 #28 I can't think when I'm hungry.

00:03:01 #29 Oh, a funny man.

00:03:09 #30 That's no matter what you.

00:03:11 #31 What did I do?

00:03:12 #32 Who wants lunch?

00:03:14 #33 I do.

00:03:15 #34 They speak some too, will ya?

00:03:17 #35 Okay, coming up.

00:03:18 #36 Right, but where are they?

00:04:28 #37 I picked them up on the shade.

00:04:30 #38 What'd you do with them?

00:04:31 #39 I didn't touch them.

00:04:32 #40 Uh-oh.

00:04:33 #41 Dress those.

00:04:42 #42 I'll close this.

00:06:03 #43 I'm sorry, Mo.

00:06:06 #44 Oh, thank nothing of it.

00:06:07 #45 Oh, gee, thanks.

00:06:08 #46 You're welcome.

00:06:09 #47 Oh!

00:06:10 #48 What's the idea?

00:06:23 #49 I'm sorry you stepped into me.

00:06:25 #50 You've really come to the right place.

00:07:02 #51 You bet.

00:07:03 #52 This is the store where your dollars have more sense.

00:07:04 #53 Say, we've got the very sport coat you're looking for.

00:07:07 #54 I don't want a coat.

00:07:08 #55 But listen, mister, we're going to give you a box.

00:07:10 #56 Where did you ever get this mess?

00:07:12 #57 I bought it here.

00:07:13 #58 Oh, what a beautiful masterpiece.

00:07:15 #59 Isn't it a beauty?

00:07:21 #60 genuine import smell the ocean and it's 200% wool.

00:07:24 #61 200%? Yeah, these sheep let a double life.

00:07:27 #62 I don't want a coat.

00:07:36 #63 Oh, he don't want a coat.

00:07:38 #64 What he wants is a pair of our slick slacks.

00:07:41 #65 Why don't you tell me the man wants slacks.

00:07:43 #66 Get him slacks. Go ahead.

00:07:45 #67 I don't want any.

00:07:46 #68 All right.

00:07:47 #69 Now look, bud.

00:07:48 #70 In this store, the customer's always right.

00:07:49 #71 Brother, slick slacks.

00:07:59 #72 Try them off a size.

00:08:00 #73 Oh, yes.

00:08:01 #74 Try them right on.

00:08:02 #75 We can move.

00:08:03 #76 Gee, officer, we can move.

00:08:07 #77 Quiet!

00:08:08 #78 You birds realize you just let Terry Hargan, the bank robber, slip right through my hands?

00:08:12 #79 I ought to run you in, please, officer.

00:08:14 #80 I got six wives and two kids.

00:08:15 #81 Honest, officer.

00:08:16 #82 There was nobody came in here.

00:08:17 #83 Well, he's in the neighborhood.

00:08:18 #84 Keep a sharp look out.

00:08:19 #85 I'll be back.

00:08:20 #86 Right.

00:08:22 #87 Oh, Marty.

00:08:23 #88 Hello, Sugar Plot Howard.

00:08:25 #89 Just dandy. Listen carefully. My clothes are in the Pip Boys' Taylor Shop around the corner.

00:08:34 #90 Now in the watch pocket of the trousers, there's a piece of paper with a combination to a safe.

00:08:39 #91 I want to do that job tonight and I need that paper.

00:08:42 #92 Okay, sugar. Just leave it to me.

00:08:44 #93 Hey fellas, look what I found in the pocket of these pants.

00:09:04 #94 LRLRLRL, one, one, two, hey.

00:09:09 #95 L, one, R, one.

00:09:12 #96 Left one, right one.

00:09:14 #97 This is the combination to a safe.

00:09:16 #98 TH. I wonder what that means.

00:09:23 #99 Teddy Huesvelt?

00:09:25 #100 You're wrong, quiz kid.

00:09:27 #101 TH, TH. I got it, I got it.

00:09:30 #102 What? Thomas Edison.

00:09:32 #103 Why don't you dumbbell stop?

00:09:34 #104 Terry Hargan. Terry Hargan, he was here.

00:09:41 #105 He was here. The bank robber was here.

00:09:43 #106 You're crazy. Those clothes came off one of the dummies.

00:09:46 #107 No cracks.

00:09:49 #108 Hi, fellas. Has my coat altered? Just finished.

00:10:05 #109 Oh, fine. Try it on.

00:10:07 #110 Yeah?

00:10:09 #111 Wait a minute. Brush them off.

00:10:13 #112 Sleeves 31 inches. How's that?

00:10:15 #113 31.

00:10:18 #114 Who made that hat?

00:10:19 #115 My mother.

00:10:19 #116 I thought so.

00:10:21 #117 There you are. You're all set. Right.

00:10:22 #118 Well, see you on payday. Right.

00:10:25 #119 It's kind of brushing you going around here.

00:10:35 #120 He had a loose base.

00:10:39 #121 Yes, ma'am.

00:10:40 #122 Oh, do die.

00:10:41 #123 Oh, that's his nostril expression.

00:10:44 #124 What can we do for you?

00:10:46 #125 I'd like to have this dress dyed. What color?

00:10:48 #126 Henna color.

00:10:49 #127 You mean henna color at all?

00:10:51 #128 No.

00:10:52 #129 H-E-N-N-A, henna.

00:10:55 #130 It's kind of a brown reddish.

00:10:57 #131 I never rate a brown reddish.

00:10:59 #132 I'm also interested in a sport coat and a pair of slacks

00:11:03 #133 for my brother.

00:11:05 #134 There's exactly what I want.

00:11:07 #135 Oh, yes, you have it.

00:11:10 #136 Table Gabbardine.

00:11:12 #137 How much will that be?

00:11:13 #138 $42.

00:11:14 #139 $39.

00:11:15 #140 You bet I add that up.

00:11:21 #141 What's the total?

00:11:26 #142 $411, but there's a sale today.

00:11:28 #143 You get 10% off.

00:11:29 #144 That makes it $42.50.

00:11:31 #145 I'll take it. Oh, just a moment.

00:11:33 #146 I'll be right back. Penicolor.

00:11:45 #147 You mean brown-radish? Oh, yellow. Turnip.

00:11:47 #148 Boo. Q-compositing. All right, you do it.

00:11:49 #149 Go ahead.

00:11:50 #150 There we are.

00:11:58 #151 You said $42.50?

00:12:00 #152 Yeah.

00:12:01 #153 100, 200, 300, 450.

00:12:06 #154 There you are. Keep the change.

00:12:08 #155 Thanks.

00:12:10 #156 Aren't we the saps?

00:12:11 #157 We had a fortune in our hand.

00:12:12 #158 We'll let it slide through.

00:12:13 #159 I'm going to set you all a close.

00:12:15 #160 Me too.

00:12:16 #161 400, 100, 100.

00:12:18 #162 I found another 50.

00:12:31 #163 Yeah, so you did.

00:12:33 #164 Why?

00:12:33 #165 Ow!

00:12:35 #166 Leave him alone.

00:12:37 #167 Hi, fellas.

00:12:38 #168 My wife is just crazy about the way you fix this coat.

00:12:41 #169 as you want you to make me a pair of pants to match.

00:12:51 #170 You got it.

00:12:53 #171 There you are, sugarplum.

00:12:54 #172 I knew you'd come through, baby.

00:12:58 #173 This is it.

00:13:02 #174 Received payment in full, Pip Boys cleaners.

00:13:05 #175 Why, they're dirty.

00:13:10 #176 They even took my bankroll, they're dirty crooks.

00:13:13 #177 Come on, boys, we're going calling.

00:13:15 #178 Green suit, dry clean.

00:13:19 #179 Dry clean, right?

00:13:20 #180 Gold buying, prepare the pockets.

00:13:22 #181 Gold buying, prepare pockets.

00:13:25 #182 Kid, guess what we can do for you, sir?

00:13:29 #183 We'd like to have our suits cleaned and pressed while we wait.

00:13:33 #184 Well, certainly. Yes, sir.

00:13:34 #185 That's what we do.

00:13:46 #186 All right, Bob.

00:13:47 #187 Where that piece of paper was in my pants pocket?

00:13:50 #188 You mean the one with the numbers on it?

00:13:51 #189 That's it. That's it.

00:13:52 #190 And the letters LRLRLRL? Yes, yes.

00:13:54 #191 Where is it?

00:13:55 #192 I never saw it.

00:13:57 #193 Oh, a wise guy.

00:13:58 #194 OK, fellas.

00:13:59 #195 Make them talk. Get him.

00:14:02 #196 Now, take it easy.

00:14:05 #197 Where that guy was here?

00:14:06 #198 He went that away.

00:14:07 #199 Oh, I'll get him out.

00:14:17 #200 All right.

00:14:18 #201 Cut it out, will you?

00:14:19 #202 All right, come across with that paper. Oh, the paper?

00:14:32 #203 Yes, the paper.

00:14:34 #204 Why don't you say so?

00:14:35 #205 There it is.

00:14:45 #206 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:14:47 #207 Ouch!

00:14:48 #208 Nice work, Mo.

00:14:49 #209 Ooh, ooh, ooh.

00:14:52 #210 We might as well press this pass.

00:14:56 #211 Where is that paper?

00:14:57 #212 I tell you, I haven't got it.

00:14:59 #213 Ooh!

00:15:01 #214 You'll talk.

00:15:02 #215 Whoa!

00:15:03 #216 There.

00:15:04 #217 You'll talk now.

00:15:05 #218 Hey, shut up.

00:15:06 #219 Where is that piece of paper?

00:15:07 #220 I haven't got it.

00:15:08 #221 Oh, still won't talk.

00:15:09 #222 Oh, oh, oh!

00:15:12 #223 Oh, I didn't mean it.

00:15:13 #224 I didn't mean it, honest idea.

00:15:15 #225 Don't won't honest.

00:15:15 #226 Oh, oh!

00:15:16 #227 Oh!

00:15:29 #228 Oh, is that a steaman?

00:15:52 #229 Oh, oh, honey, a pale kid.

00:15:54 #230 Oh, I'm off, bro.

00:15:55 #231 We got him!

00:15:56 #232 We got a hog him!

00:15:57 #233 Oh, what's that?

00:15:58 #234 It's Hargan all right.

00:15:59 #235 Oh, nice work, boys.

00:16:01 #236 We're in the chips.

00:16:02 #237 The mula.

00:16:03 #238 Now we can pay skin and flints.

00:16:05 #239 Oh, a couple of more.

00:16:07 #240 I'll hold him while I phone for the wagon.

00:16:08 #241 Wait a minute.

00:16:09 #242 When do we get our reward?

00:16:11 #243 The reward?

00:16:12 #244 I get the reward.

00:16:14 #245 But here's some tickets to the policeman's ball.

00:16:17 #246 Tickets to the policeman's ball?

00:16:30 #247 Green stuff.

00:16:31 #248 Nick, I'll take him.

00:16:33 #249 Thanks again, boys.

00:16:33 #250 Oh, thank you. Hurry up. Come on, quick. Wait a minute.

00:16:37 #251 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, or 50.

00:16:42 #252 Oh, how did that get in here?

00:16:44 #253 Ha, ha, ha.