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00:00:00 #1 What do you mean today?
00:03:50 #2 Money will never make you happy.
00:03:56 #3 And happy will never make you money.
00:03:58 #4 That might be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
00:04:02 #5 I'll make you all a promise.
00:04:04 #6 If you all stick with me and work hard, we'll forget about money.
00:04:07 #7 Let's get together and we'll make a regular hotel out of this place.
00:04:10 #8 I'll put writing paper in the hotel.
00:04:12 #9 Next year, if you behave yourself, I'll put an envelope.
00:04:14 #10 I'm going to put extra blankets free in all your rooms.
00:04:16 #11 There'll be no cupboard charge.
00:04:18 #12 Think, think of the opportunities here in Florida.
00:04:22 #13 Three years ago, I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket.
00:04:25 #14 Now I've got a nickel in my pocket.
00:04:27 #15 That's all very well, Mr. Hammer.
00:04:28 #16 We have been paid in two weeks, and we want our wages.
00:04:32 #17 Wages?
00:04:33 #18 You want to be wage slaves? Answer me that.
00:04:35 #19 No.
00:04:36 #20 No, of course not.
00:04:37 #21 But what makes wage slaves?
00:04:38 #22 Wages.
00:04:40 #23 I want you to be free.
00:04:42 #24 Remember, there's nothing like liberty,
00:04:44 #25 except carlias in the Saturday evening post.
00:04:46 #26 Be free, my friends, one for all and all for me,
00:04:49 #27 and me for you, and three for five,
00:04:51 #28 and six for a quarter.
00:04:53 #29 Pardon me. Couple of telegrams for you, Mr. Hammer.
00:04:55 #30 There you are. Business is beginning to pick up already.
00:04:58 #31 A few boys will only be calm.
00:05:01 #32 We arrived this afternoon on the 430.
00:05:04 #33 Kindly reside two floors and three ceilings.
00:05:07 #34 Must be mice.
00:05:09 #35 If we liked your property, we would immediately buy it.
00:05:12 #36 See, that thing has started our way already.
00:05:15 #37 Who's it from?
00:05:16 #38 Western Union.
00:05:17 #39 And they've got a lot of money too.
00:05:20 #40 On the 415, eh?
00:05:22 #41 Well, I'll take the bus down myself.
00:05:24 #42 Here's another one, Mr. Hammer.
00:05:25 #43 See? We're gonna be stuffed by tonight.
00:05:27 #44 This hotel will be so crowded that we'll be turning away thousands of people.
00:05:32 #45 If there's another hotel on Coconut Beach, cancel our reservations.
00:05:36 #46 I know, and it was too good.
00:05:38 #47 Wait a minute. P.S.
00:05:40 #48 Aunt Fanny had an eight-pound boy. Can you come to the wedding?
00:05:43 #49 You see, everything is all right, boys.
00:05:46 #50 Everything is all right.
00:05:47 #51 You're all invited to the wedding of Aunt Fanny's eight-pound boy.
00:05:50 #52 Yay!
00:05:51 #53 Oh, I've been up in the room for a couple of years yet.
00:05:53 #54 In the meantime, I want you to fuck up, get down to work.
00:05:57 #55 Let's put this thing over with the bank.
00:05:59 #56 And above all, forget about money.
00:06:02 #57 Don't think of it. Just forget about it,
00:06:04 #58 because you won't get it anyway.
00:06:05 #59 Hey!
00:07:40 #60 See that? I keep in dancing for their money. Yeah.
00:07:42 #61 Jamison, I'm going down. I'll meet the 415. Yeah.
00:07:44 #62 If I never come back, you'll know I'm still waiting for the train. Yes, sir.
00:07:47 #63 And in my absence, I'm relying on you to take good care of everything.
00:07:50 #64 Well, you can depend upon me, sir.
00:07:51 #65 That's fine. If any guests come in, take good care of them. Yeah.
00:07:54 #66 And think of me, Jamison. You bet I will.
00:07:55 #67 I'll be back some day. All right. Keep a light burning in the window.
00:07:59 #68 Yes, sir. If you can find a window. All right, sir.
00:08:01 #69 Goodbye, German. Goodbye.
00:08:08 #70 Hello, Harvey. Why throw down, Harvey?
00:08:12 #71 Is Bob Adams cutting you out with Polly Potter?
00:08:14 #72 I'm not worried about a hotel clerk.
00:08:16 #73 No, but I'll bet you're worried about the Potter million.
00:08:19 #74 You generally could use money in the old days.
00:08:22 #75 Lay off that stuff.
00:08:24 #76 You know, marrying Polly is the only way for you to square your debt.
00:08:27 #77 I can take care of myself.
00:08:28 #78 I doubt it. But suppose I have a little plan
00:08:33 #79 and it'll take care of both of us.
00:08:35 #80 What do you mean?
00:08:37 #81 Have you ever seen that diamond necklace of Mrs. Potter's?
00:08:39 #82 You bet I have.
00:08:41 #83 What's that got to do with us?
00:08:42 #84 Her room and my room are right next to each other.
00:08:48 #85 Hers is 318, mine 320.
00:08:51 #86 The door between is unlocked.
00:08:53 #87 Well?
00:08:55 #88 She keeps everything in a dual case locked up in her dresser.
00:08:58 #89 The key is always in her bag.
00:08:59 #90 That's what you've got to get.
00:09:01 #91 It's a large order, but maybe it can be done.
00:09:05 #92 Suppose I invite Mrs. Potter and Polly to take supper with me tonight.
00:09:09 #93 Well, then...
00:09:10 #94 Sometimes during the evening, I might be able to get the key out of her bag.
00:09:15 #95 Now you're talking. That sounds more like old time.
00:09:20 #96 And I'll try to get a bit of Bob Adams for you.
00:09:31 #97 You know that, Bill.
00:09:32 #98 What a question. Do I know that cunning little hill?
00:09:35 #99 It's cunning all right. But that's why there hasn't been any development here.
00:09:38 #100 Couldn't you see, Cajal?
00:09:40 #101 To expensive. Now if what happened, John W. Berryman was here to see it last month.
00:09:45 #102 You know Berryman practically made palm leaves for Miami, but he said he wouldn't touch this.
00:09:50 #103 Now when a man like that had to take the place, no one wants it.
00:09:54 #104 Do you know anything about architecture?
00:09:56 #105 No, but I loved the birds.
00:09:59 #106 Well I made a drawing of the whole place showing the hills.
00:10:03 #107 And to build that scheme without cutting down the hills, I was having to get in the way.
00:10:07 #108 I made the hill sit in with the architectural scheme.
00:10:10 #109 I've been very much a copy lesson.
00:10:12 #110 That's the week when the secretary wrote me a nice note saying there were study in my class.
00:10:15 #111 That's brilliant. Did Mr Hammer know about it?
00:10:17 #112 Not yet. But if he takes it, I'll design the buildings.
00:10:20 #113 I may be an architect yet.
00:10:23 #114 Or the only done. I'm sure it will be the most beautiful place in the world.
00:10:27 #115 It would be. If you live there...
00:10:30 #116 Look. See what I've written?
00:10:33 #117 Heaven.
00:10:35 #118 Heaven, but Polly and me.
00:10:38 #119 That looks strange. When do I move in?
00:10:41 #120 Any day now.
00:10:43 #121 It's a lovely green one. Let's make it come true.
00:10:46 #122 Oh God, that's bad news.
00:11:16 #123 Passing my mark on a practical call that I seem to do.
00:11:49 #124 I am looking.
00:13:15 #125 Well, it's darn cute. I wonder who it could be.
00:13:17 #126 Let's find out.
00:13:19 #127 That little red riding hood set to the wolf.
00:13:22 #128 The wolf will go, go, go, go.
00:13:24 #129 Hello.
00:13:25 #130 Oh, hello.
00:13:26 #131 How do you do, Miss Polly?
00:13:28 #132 Your mother is looking for you, Polly?
00:13:30 #133 She generally is, and she generally finds me.
00:13:32 #134 You know, Mother, thanks a lot.
00:13:34 #135 It was a lovely story, Mr. Adams.
00:13:36 #136 I'd like to hear the rest of it sometime.
00:13:38 #137 Goodbye.
00:13:39 #138 I wonder if I could hear it sometime.
00:13:44 #139 With pleasure.
00:13:46 #140 How about you, Yates?
00:13:47 #141 No, thanks.
00:13:48 #142 You know what happens to bad little boys who tell stories?
00:13:52 #143 Certainly. They marry the beautiful princess.
00:13:56 #144 So long.
00:13:58 #145 I'll be there.
00:14:01 #146 The kind who usually gets what he wants.
00:14:22 #147 Not always. I might win out yet.
00:14:25 #148 Well, miracles do happen.
00:14:28 #149 Well, Polly, you've been out again with Mr. Adam.
00:14:33 #150 But only for a little while, Mother.
00:14:36 #151 Why a daughter of mine should fool around with a hotel chef
00:14:39 #152 with a hotel clerk, but she has the opportunity of marrying one of the Boston Yates.
00:14:42 #153 Is more than I can understand.
00:14:44 #154 Oh, who cares about the Boston Yates?
00:14:47 #155 Anyway, Bob isn't a clerk. He's an architect.
00:14:50 #156 He's only clerking until he can get started.
00:14:53 #157 One who clerks, Polly, is a clerk, and that settles it.
00:14:58 #158 And I want you to remember that no father has ever been involved in a single scandal.
00:15:04 #159 How about Uncle Dick?
00:15:06 #160 Polly, it's a well-known fact that your uncle
00:15:09 #161 was drunk at the time. And another thing. I'm quite tired of
00:15:15 #162 your thinking of the. Hey hey. Why don't you take something for that
00:15:21 #163 a sound you're going to come out drinking so much coffee I'm sorry. Say any luck with
00:15:26 #164 a phone 30 yes it didn't hit me that's the only luck I had with a. Hammer I think
00:15:30 #165 I know it's wrong with the hotel I think I know to your fire get your hat and my
00:15:34 #166 coat and get out maybe the season hasn't started yet maybe the whole time
00:15:38 #167 an open yet don't worry Mr. Hammer in a few weeks you'll be cleaning up yes
00:15:41 #168 to making the bed. Go on, get out of here. I can handle this rush myself.
00:15:45 #169 Six hundred rooms in the hotel and you have to sleep here.
00:15:47 #170 How do you do this?
00:15:48 #171 Well, it's your whistle at the crossing.
00:15:50 #172 You're just the woman I'm looking for.
00:15:51 #173 Now that you're liking it, I'm going to tell you about Florida River State.
00:15:54 #174 It's the first time it's ever been mentioned down here today.
00:15:56 #175 I'm sorry, but I'm not sure.
00:15:58 #176 Do you know that property values have increased 1929 since 1000%?
00:16:02 #177 Do you know that this is the biggest development in Sophie Tucker?
00:16:04 #178 Do you know that Florida is the show spot of America and coconut beach
00:16:07 #179 is the black spot of Florida?
00:16:09 #180 You told me about this yesterday.
00:16:10 #181 I know but I left out a comma. Look.
00:16:12 #182 In a little while we're going to hold an auction sale
00:16:14 #183 at Coconut Manor. It's a vibe terrible.
00:16:16 #184 A beautiful.
00:16:17 #185 You must come over. There's going to be entertainment,
00:16:18 #186 sandwiches and the auction.
00:16:20 #187 If you don't like auction we can play a contract.
00:16:22 #188 Here it is. Coconut Manor.
00:16:24 #189 42 hours from Times Square by Railroad.
00:16:26 #190 1600 miles with the crow flies. 1800 with the horse flies.
00:16:30 #191 There you are. Coconut Manor.
00:16:31 #192 Glorifying the American sewer and the Florida sucker.
00:16:34 #193 Why it's the most exclusive residential district in Florida.
00:16:37 #194 Nobody lives there.
00:16:38 #195 And the climate. Ask me about the climate idea.
00:16:40 #196 Very well, how is it?
00:16:41 #197 How great you brought it up.
00:16:42 #198 Armada was coconut beach.
00:16:43 #199 No snow, no ice, and no business.
00:16:45 #200 Do you know that flowers are the greatest state in the union? Is it?
00:16:48 #201 Take its climate. No, we took that.
00:16:49 #202 Take its fruits. Take the alligator pair.
00:16:51 #203 Take all the alligator pairs and keep them.
00:16:53 #204 See if I care.
00:16:54 #205 You know how alligator pairs are made?
00:16:56 #206 It happens a slight aside, do you?
00:16:57 #207 There you are. That's because you've
00:16:58 #208 been an alligator.
00:16:59 #209 And don't ever happen again.
00:17:01 #210 You know that if sometimes requires years
00:17:03 #211 to bring the pair and the alligator together,
00:17:05 #212 they don't like each other.
00:17:06 #213 No.
00:17:07 #214 Do you know how many alligator pairs are sent out of this state every year
00:17:10 #215 until they're back?
00:17:11 #216 I don't think I do.
00:17:12 #217 All they can get a hold of.
00:17:13 #218 Flower to feed the nation, but nobody feeds me,
00:17:15 #219 and that's what I want to talk to you about. Mr. Hammer.
00:17:17 #220 Another thing, take our cattle raising.
00:17:19 #221 Oh, I don't mean anything personal,
00:17:20 #222 but here is the ideal cattle raising section.
00:17:23 #223 We have long horns, short horns, and shoe horns.
00:17:26 #224 Mr. Hammer, will you let me say something, please?
00:17:28 #225 I hardly think so, and there's something else I want to bring to your mind.
00:17:31 #226 Where will you be when you're 65?
00:17:32 #227 That's only about three months from now.
00:17:34 #228 If I were to buy, I should present some place like Palm Beach.
00:17:38 #229 Palm Beach? The Atlantic City of yesterday, the slums of tomorrow?
00:17:41 #230 Do you know that the population of coconut beaches double in the past week? Has he?
00:17:45 #231 Three bulldogs were born. We're expecting an antigo in the morning.
00:17:48 #232 I'm sorry, but I must say, I must be going.
00:17:50 #233 Ah, now don't go. Before you go, let me show you a sample of my sewer pipe we're going to lay.
00:17:55 #234 Look at it. Nobody can fool you on a sewer pipe, can they? A woman like you?
00:17:58 #235 Now, this is the eight-inch pipe, but of course all property owners will be allowed to vote on the size of the pipe.
00:18:03 #236 In case of a tide goes to Supreme Court,
00:18:05 #237 and I can give you a little inside information in advance.
00:18:09 #238 The Chief Justice is crazy about this type of story.
00:18:13 #239 Here, put it in your pocket. I'll see you later.
00:18:15 #240 Mr. Hammer, I can't use this. I don't want it!
00:18:30 #241 Yes? Ice water on 318?
00:18:34 #242 Is that so? Where'd you get it?
00:18:36 #243 Oh, you want some?
00:18:38 #244 Oh, that's different. Have you got any ice?
00:18:41 #245 No, I haven't. This is Covenant Beach. No snow and no ice.
00:18:44 #246 Get some onions. That'll make your eyes water.
00:18:47 #247 What?
00:18:49 #248 You too.
00:18:52 #249 Well, Mr. Hammer,
00:18:53 #250 Mr. Thompson wants to know if you'd reserve a table for dinner for her in a nice quiet spot.
00:18:57 #251 A nice quiet spot?
00:18:58 #252 Yeah.
00:18:59 #253 Fullishing eating the lobby.
00:19:01 #254 Say, we ought to dress this place up a bit. It looks terrible.
00:19:04 #255 Yes, sir.
00:19:14 #256 Yeah, Mr. Hammer, what's become of our front? Are we all on our front?
00:19:16 #257 I haven't seen them.
00:19:17 #258 I'm going to fire some of those people. Give me the fire bell.
00:19:20 #259 Hey, why don't you stick around here? Listen, if anybody comes in that looks like a customer,
00:19:24 #260 tie him up in Brandon. Look at him he's
00:19:28 #261 just better than I am. What do you want
00:19:55 #262 what do you want to explain your business we send you a telegram. You're the boy
00:19:58 #263 is a sense of telegram. That's a coincidence I used to send telegrams myself how are you
00:20:03 #264 and how are you. You can stay but you'll have to take
00:20:29 #265 that groundhog out of here. Now what do you want? Explain your business.
00:20:32 #266 Well, we make a reservation. Reservation?
00:20:34 #267 Yes, we want a room and no bed. Oh, I see. You're just here for the winter.
00:20:37 #268 Well, stop this way and I'll see what I can do for you.
00:20:39 #269 All right, we stay for the summer too. I'm sorry, boys, but we haven't got any vacancies.
00:20:44 #270 You've got no vacancies. We've got plenty of rooms.
00:20:45 #271 Oh, it's all right. Do we take a room? You want a room?
00:20:47 #272 All right. All right, we take a vacancy. All right, boy.
00:20:50 #273 Take the gentlemen's baggage. What is it?
00:20:58 #274 Do you know that suitcase is empty? That's all right.
00:21:00 #275 We fill it up before we leave. Oh, you will.
00:21:02 #276 Well, you'll empty it before I go out.
00:21:04 #277 Now, step this way, boys, and just put your money around there,
00:21:07 #278 and everything will be AK.
00:21:09 #279 Hey.
00:21:10 #280 Look, how you do that, baby?
00:21:12 #281 Step right this way, boys.
00:21:14 #282 How you get the green, never miss.
00:21:15 #283 The boy wins the gold to go. Anybody else?
00:21:17 #284 Step right up this way. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:21:20 #285 Don't throw that. That's only for long distance.
00:21:22 #286 All right. All right. Come on, old stowler.
00:21:24 #287 Ah, then what do you want? Would you like a suite on the third floor?
00:21:27 #288 No, I'll take a four-lock innovation.
00:21:29 #289 Well, you'll have to take that up with the commissary department.
00:21:31 #290 That's a entirely different proposition.
00:21:33 #291 And I can...
00:21:34 #292 Let me help you here.
00:21:42 #293 I, uh...
00:21:43 #294 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:21:44 #295 The afternoon mail isn't it yet.
00:21:45 #296 Say, I could use you the place of the month.
00:21:47 #297 I'd like that for Mr. Hammer.
00:21:48 #298 Telegram?
00:21:49 #299 Just tell him I'll send him the money in the morning.
00:21:51 #300 Ah, then what do you want?
00:21:53 #301 Now what do you want? Do you want a single room?
00:21:54 #302 We'd like to double off.
00:21:56 #303 Well, eat some green apples.
00:21:57 #304 Ha-ha! Hey, just a moment.
00:22:00 #305 What's that?
00:22:03 #306 You'll have to talk louder. I can't hear you.
00:22:08 #307 If you'll take your nose out of the receiver, it'll be okay. I...
00:22:11 #308 Well, what's that?
00:22:16 #309 You want an away and get a hold of Mrs. Potter?
00:22:18 #310 I don't know, she's awfully ticklish.
00:22:20 #311 I'm in a position, gentlemen, but he's hungry.
00:22:27 #312 I have one of these flowers there, buckwheat.
00:22:40 #313 Pick out a nice one now, I don't want you to get any of the waste.
00:22:45 #314 Now, uh, you boys will pardon me for a few moments.
00:22:47 #315 I have some very important business to attend to.
00:22:50 #316 As a matter of fact, I'm going upstairs
00:22:51 #317 and get your partner a stomach pump.
00:22:53 #318 And I'll be down in a few minutes.
00:22:54 #319 And while I'm gone, don't forget, register.
00:22:57 #320 Hey, don't forget, register.
00:23:31 #321 We know gotta know rules.
00:23:32 #322 We've got to know the cost.
00:23:35 #323 All right.
00:23:36 #324 All right, best send you off to something.
00:23:38 #325 All right, goodbye.
00:23:39 #326 Did you...did you ring, sir?
00:23:44 #327 Did you ring, sir?
00:23:58 #328 Hey, hello.
00:23:59 #329 Come here.
00:24:01 #330 Get away from her, yeah.
00:24:02 #331 Come on.
00:24:03 #332 Hold me all.
00:24:04 #333 All right, then.
00:24:06 #334 But let's be careful.
00:24:07 #335 I will.
00:24:08 #336 Tell me, how is it that the door between your room and Mrs. Potters is open?
00:24:13 #337 Well, you see, I told her that I trusted her.
00:24:16 #338 You trusted her.
00:24:20 #339 Come on, we did it.
00:24:41 #340 Come, Penelope.
00:24:42 #341 Let's get away from this...
00:24:46 #342 bum.
00:24:56 #343 Bum, bum, bum.
00:25:09 #344 I could kill those traps.
00:25:11 #345 Wait a minute. Don't kill them yet.
00:25:13 #346 I've got an idea.
00:25:15 #347 About them?
00:25:16 #348 Mm-hmm.
00:25:17 #349 Listen, when the necklace is found missing,
00:25:19 #350 someone's got to be blamed.
00:25:21 #351 Why not them?
00:25:22 #352 Gee, that's not bad.
00:25:24 #353 But have you got anything definite?
00:25:26 #354 Suppose I've flirted with them, and they come to my room.
00:25:29 #355 Then what?
00:25:30 #356 I'll complain to the management.
00:25:32 #357 Then on the night the necklace disappeared,
00:25:34 #358 they were seen near Mrs. Patterson.
00:25:35 #359 Get it?
00:25:36 #360 You bet I get it.
00:25:38 #361 That's a grand idea.
00:25:40 #362 Thanks, kind sir.
00:25:41 #363 I've got to run along now. See you later.
00:25:43 #364 Goodbye.
00:25:56 #365 Hey, hey, what do you do, huh?
00:26:39 #366 What a family we have.
00:26:41 #367 That's no good. We've got to get a money.
00:26:43 #368 Right now I do anything for money. I kill somebody for money.
00:26:46 #369 I kill you for money.
00:26:49 #370 Now, you're my friend. I kill you for nothing.
00:26:52 #371 Well, what are you laughing at?
00:26:54 #372 You're in the hotel for three hours. You know, got something else.
00:26:57 #373 What do you got?
00:26:59 #374 A drink or watch. That's the finest.
00:27:02 #375 I think I know your face.
00:27:04 #376 I give up. Who is it?
00:27:36 #377 I'll tell you in a minute.
00:27:37 #378 I brought some pictures from headquarters.
00:27:39 #379 Let me see your face.
00:27:41 #380 Yours too.
00:27:45 #381 All right, all right. I'll make my own face.
00:27:48 #382 At some point you'll push, eh?
00:27:50 #383 No pushing. I'll run for the fight.
00:27:52 #384 You want a fight? Come on. Come on, start.
00:27:54 #385 Come on.
00:27:55 #386 Hey, call your shots. Come on.
00:27:57 #387 At some point you'll fight off, then.
00:27:59 #388 Come on.
00:28:02 #389 Hey!
00:28:03 #390 I don't think I'm going to fight. What are you guys fighting for when I fight
00:28:08 #391 that's my friend we play this way what are you doing around here. What's your name.
00:28:15 #392 I'm pretty suspicious of you birds now you listen to me I haven't got anything on
00:28:20 #393 you yet but I'm going to keep watching I got your full record right there in
00:28:24 #394 a pocket. There's enough to send you up to start anything you're getting me.
00:28:28 #395 Why is the guy, why is the guy, I got to start a fight when defective come around you can't wait a little bit.
00:28:34 #396 What do you got? A badge.
00:28:37 #397 That's the final.
00:28:39 #398 He's a no more defective.
00:28:41 #399 Very long my dear, get right to the cab.
00:28:43 #400 It's only a few minutes to get the train.
00:28:45 #401 Martin can you tell me what time is the next train Philadelphia?
00:28:48 #402 Train there once a week.
00:28:50 #403 Sometimes twice a day. Thank you.
00:28:52 #404 That's the final.
00:28:56 #405 The little tank needs something taken out.
00:29:00 #406 All right keep it.
00:29:03 #407 I keep it that's just what I need for the like that's fine.
00:29:07 #408 To look good. Hello. How do you do.
00:29:16 #409 That's a good looking coat you have on you like that. You know you look like the
00:29:22 #410 Prince of Wales better. Where did you get that. That's my coat that you're.
00:29:28 #411 That's my coat but it doesn't fit you I know I had it made to water. Tell me
00:29:35 #412 What are you doing tonight?
00:29:38 #413 Maybe you got a good idea.
00:29:41 #414 Well, don't you dare come to room 320 in 11 o'clock.
00:29:46 #415 All right, I come half past 10.
00:29:48 #416 I thought I dropped one.
00:30:21 #417 Well, it really doesn't matter.
00:30:23 #418 Because what I really interested in is you.
00:30:26 #419 Who ever told you that you look like the Prince of Wales?
00:30:34 #420 That's funny.
00:30:37 #421 I thought it was an original idea of mine.
00:30:40 #422 Who I am you know my room number
00:30:56 #423 Did anyone ever tell you you look like the Prince of Wales I
00:32:14 #424 Don't mean the present Prince of Wales one of the old Wales and believe me when I say Wales
00:32:18 #425 I mean whale I know a whale when I see one
00:32:22 #426 Did you say your room was 318?
00:32:25 #427 You know I'm the proprietor of this hotel and I have a pass key to every room in it
00:32:29 #428 Pass key pass key that's Russian for pass. You know they pass key down the streets key
00:32:34 #429 Don't you, uh, lie down?
00:32:37 #430 If we could find a little bungalow, eh?
00:32:49 #431 Oh, of course I know we could find one,
00:32:51 #432 but maybe the people wouldn't get out.
00:32:53 #433 But if we could find a nice little empty bungalow
00:32:55 #434 just for me and you, where we could bill and cow,
00:32:58 #435 where we could bull and cow...
00:33:01 #436 Do you know what you're trying to say?
00:33:03 #437 Yes, it's not what I'm thinking of.
00:33:05 #438 What I meant was, if we had a nice little bungalow,
00:33:08 #439 and you was inside and I was outside trying to get in,
00:33:11 #440 or inside trying to get in,
00:33:13 #441 trying to get in or inside trying to get out.
00:33:15 #442 Oh no, you were inside out and I was up...
00:33:20 #443 No, I'll tell you, if you don't hear from me by next Friday,
00:33:24 #444 the whole thing's off.
00:33:26 #445 I don't think I understand.
00:33:28 #446 I mean your eyes, your eyes.
00:33:30 #447 They shine like the pants of a blue-seed suit.
00:33:33 #448 What? That's a ninsult.
00:33:36 #449 That's not a reflection on you that sounds like pants.
00:33:39 #450 What I meant was, if we had a nice bungalow
00:33:42 #451 and I came home from work and you were standing by the gate.
00:33:45 #452 No, you came home from work and I was standing by the gate.
00:33:49 #453 That's more like it.
00:33:50 #454 And we came down the path and we went inside
00:33:53 #455 and the shades were drawn and the lights were low.
00:33:56 #456 And then...
00:33:59 #457 Are you sure you're a husband's bed?
00:34:01 #458 Why, yes!
00:34:04 #459 There seems to be a trace of uncertainty in that, yes.
00:34:07 #460 You know, a yes like that was once responsible
00:34:09 #461 for me jumping out of a window.
00:34:12 #462 And I'm not the jumper I used to be.
00:34:14 #463 What I meant was, uh...
00:34:16 #464 you're gonna be here all winter and I'm stuck with the hotel anyhow.
00:34:20 #465 Why don't you grab me until you can make other arrangements?
00:34:23 #466 My dear Mr. Hammer, I shall never get married before my daughter.
00:34:27 #467 You did once.
00:34:30 #468 Oh but I love you. I love you.
00:34:32 #469 Can't you see how I'm pining for you?
00:34:34 #470 What in the world is the matter with you?
00:34:37 #471 Oh I... I'm not my soap tonight.
00:34:40 #472 I don't know who I am.
00:34:42 #473 One false move and I'm yours.
00:34:44 #474 I love you. I love you anyhow.
00:34:47 #475 I don't think you'd love me if I were poor.
00:34:50 #476 I might, but I'll keep my mouth shut.
00:34:53 #477 I'll not stay here any longer and be in service this way.
00:34:55 #478 Don't go away and leave me here alone.
00:34:57 #479 You stay here and I'll go away.
00:34:59 #480 I don't know what to say.
00:35:00 #481 Well, say that you'll be truly mine, or truly yours,
00:35:02 #482 or yours truly.
00:35:04 #483 And you know that I'm...
00:35:05 #484 Will you keep your hands to yourself?
00:35:08 #485 Come on, I'll play you one more game.
00:35:11 #486 Come on, there are three of you.
00:35:18 #487 Can you come down a little bit?
00:35:21 #488 Just think tonight, tonight,
00:35:23 #489 when the moon is sneaking around the clouds,
00:35:25 #490 I'll be sneaking around you.
00:35:27 #491 I'll meet you tonight under the moon.
00:35:29 #492 Oh, I can see you now, you and the moon.
00:35:32 #493 You wear a necktie, so I'll know ya.
00:35:34 #494 I sport it right away.
00:39:02 #495 That's right. Thank you.
00:39:13 #496 Good.
00:39:14 #497 Close the door.
00:39:18 #498 Did you get the keys?
00:39:19 #499 Yes.
00:39:21 #500 It's one of these.
00:39:22 #501 That's fine.
00:39:23 #502 Listen, we can't take any chances on this job. How do you mean?
00:39:25 #503 It was bound to be trouble when she misses a necklace. Well?
00:39:28 #504 Well, we can't have it found on us.
00:39:30 #505 I should say not.
00:39:31 #506 You've got to play safe and hide it somewhere for a while. Hide it?
00:39:34 #507 Just for a few days.
00:39:35 #508 Yes, but where?
00:39:36 #509 Anywhere, but in here.
00:39:37 #510 Hide it?
00:39:38 #511 I know just the place.
00:39:40 #512 A hollow tree's still about a mile from here.
00:39:41 #513 Will that do?
00:39:42 #514 Fine, but how do I get there?
00:39:44 #515 It's coconut manor. You've been out there.
00:39:45 #516 I'm not so sure, Harvey.
00:39:47 #517 Well, here I'll show you.
00:39:48 #518 Now, you go right out Coconut Road.
00:39:53 #519 Then there's Augustine Road like this.
00:39:55 #520 But instead, you take the Granada Road.
00:39:58 #521 Suddenly, you come to a clearing
00:39:59 #522 with a fringe of trees around it.
00:40:01 #523 That's Coconut Manor where the stump is.
00:40:04 #524 It's about 20 feet from the edge of the clearing.
00:40:07 #525 That's where you put the jewels.
00:40:09 #526 You can't miss it.
00:40:10 #527 Now you take the necklace right out there, see?
00:40:12 #528 I've gotta go back downstairs
00:40:13 #529 or Mrs. Potter will be suspicious.
00:40:15 #530 And be careful.
00:40:16 #531 I will.
00:40:17 #532 Hope not matter.
00:40:31 #533 Granada Road, 20 feet from the clearing.
00:40:36 #534 Everybody's going along swimmingly now.
00:41:11 #535 You remember me, Prince of Wales.
00:41:13 #536 Well, yes, of course I do, but...
00:41:14 #537 What the hell? How dare you come in here?
00:41:17 #538 Say, here, there's gonna be two people in this room.
00:41:18 #539 It'll be 50 cents extra.
00:41:27 #540 Did he go? Who? Anybody.
00:41:29 #541 I've been running quite from this.
00:41:33 #542 Sir, sir, sir.
00:41:41 #543 This hotel not only has running water, it has running gas.
00:41:44 #544 You remember me, Prince of Wales. Who is it?
00:41:47 #545 It's me, the king of England.
00:41:48 #546 My father!
00:41:49 #547 Hey, hey, hey!
00:41:55 #548 I'm water. What a fair!
00:42:19 #549 Thank you. Why didn't you give him a dime?
00:42:25 #550 Comedie? I never...I should say no.
00:42:31 #551 You get out of here. You do it in my room.
00:42:46 #552 Don't you dare take that coat off of this room.
00:42:55 #553 You get out of here as fast as you can go.
00:42:57 #554 I was only playing at the...
00:42:59 #555 I'll find out about this, I'll be...
00:43:00 #556 Goodness, he's wrong. Never mind, operator.
00:43:04 #557 We threw in a mess.
00:43:13 #558 Well, I guess there's nobody in here.
00:43:15 #559 You don't know where to look!
00:43:16 #560 This is awful! When you're trying to...
00:43:20 #561 Everything seems to be all right in here.
00:43:32 #562 Well, I'm not so sure about that.
00:43:34 #563 Who is left?
00:44:17 #564 Come over here, I want to see you.
00:44:18 #565 Now listen to me, I'm not going to have that redheaded fellow
00:44:20 #566 running around in the lobby.
00:44:21 #567 If you want to keep him up in your room,
00:44:22 #568 you'll have to keep him in a trap.
00:44:24 #569 You can't catch him. Who is he?
00:44:26 #570 It's my partner, Patino Speak.
00:44:27 #571 Oh, it's your silent partner.
00:44:30 #572 Well, anyhow, you hired me about some property.
00:44:31 #573 I've thought it over.
00:44:32 #574 Now I can let you have three lots watering the front,
00:44:34 #575 or I can let you have three lots fronting the water.
00:44:37 #576 Now, these lots cost me $9,000,
00:44:39 #577 and I'm going to let you have them for $15.
00:44:41 #578 I like you.
00:44:42 #579 I don't buy anything.
00:44:43 #580 What?
00:44:44 #581 I know I got no money.
00:44:45 #582 You got no money?
00:44:46 #583 I know I got a one cent.
00:44:47 #584 How do you want to pay for your room?
00:44:49 #585 That's your look out.
00:44:50 #586 Oh, you're just an idle rumor.
00:44:52 #587 Well, you see, we come here to make money.
00:44:54 #588 I read the paper and say, Big Boom and Clarita.
00:44:57 #589 So we come.
00:44:58 #590 We're a couple of Big Booms too.
00:44:59 #591 But I'll show you how you can make some real money.
00:45:01 #592 I'm going to hold an auction in a little while on Cognit Manor.
00:45:04 #593 You know what an auction is, eh?
00:45:06 #594 I come from Italy on the Atlantic auction.
00:45:10 #595 Let's go ahead as if nothing happened.
00:45:12 #596 I say I'm holding an auction at Coconut Manor,
00:45:14 #597 and when the crowd gathers around, I want you to mingle with them.
00:45:17 #598 Don't pick their pockets, just mingle with them.
00:45:18 #599 I'll find time for both.
00:45:20 #600 Well, maybe we can cut out the auction.
00:45:23 #601 Here's what I mean. If somebody says a hundred, I mean you say two.
00:45:25 #602 If somebody says two, you say three.
00:45:27 #603 It's a big deal. That's right.
00:45:28 #604 Now if nobody says anything, then you start it off.
00:45:30 #605 How am I going to know when they don't say nothing?
00:45:32 #606 Well, they'll probably notify you.
00:45:34 #607 You fool, if they don't say anything, you'll hear them, won't you?
00:45:37 #608 Well, maybe I'm no listen.
00:45:39 #609 Well, don't tell them.
00:45:41 #610 Now then, if we're successful in disclosing these lots,
00:45:43 #611 I'll see that you get a nice commission.
00:45:45 #612 And how about this from morning?
00:45:47 #613 Well, you can have your choice.
00:45:49 #614 Now, in arranging these lots, of course, we use blueprints.
00:45:51 #615 You know about a blueprint, is that it?
00:45:53 #616 Yes, oysters.
00:45:55 #617 How is it you never got double pneumonia?
00:45:57 #618 I go around by myself.
00:46:00 #619 You know what a lot is?
00:46:02 #620 Yeah, it's too much.
00:46:03 #621 I don't mean a whole lot, just a little lot with nothing on it.
00:46:06 #622 Anytime you got it too much, you got the whole lot.
00:46:08 #623 Look, I explain it to you.
00:46:09 #624 Sometimes you know you got an officer to march you got a whole lot.
00:46:12 #625 Sometimes you got a little bit.
00:46:13 #626 You don't think that's enough.
00:46:14 #627 Somebody else maybe think it's a two-march, it's a whole lot too.
00:46:16 #628 Now it's a whole lot, it's a two-march,
00:46:18 #629 it's a two-march, it's a whole lot, the same thing.
00:46:20 #630 The next time I see you remind me not to talk to you, will ya?
00:46:23 #631 Alright, maybe I'll...
00:46:24 #632 Come over here, Ram McNally, and I'll explain this thing to ya.
00:46:26 #633 Now look, this is a map and diagram of the whole coconut section.
00:46:30 #634 This whole area is within a radius of approximately three-quarters of a mile.
00:46:35 #635 Radius.
00:46:36 #636 Is there a remote possibility that you know what radius means?
00:46:40 #637 It's a WJZ.
00:46:42 #638 Well, I'll walk right into that one.
00:46:44 #639 It's gonna be a cinch explaining the rest of this thing to you.
00:46:46 #640 I can see that.
00:46:47 #641 I catch on quick.
00:46:48 #642 That's a rodeo you're thinking of.
00:46:51 #643 Look, Einstein, here's coconut matter.
00:46:54 #644 No matter what you say, this is coconut matter.
00:46:57 #645 Here's coconut matter.
00:46:58 #646 Here's coconut height.
00:46:59 #647 That's a swamp.
00:47:00 #648 And right over here where the road forks,
00:47:04 #649 that's coconut junction.
00:47:06 #650 Where do you get coconut cost?
00:47:08 #651 All right, that's on one of the forks.
00:47:10 #652 You probably eat with your knife,
00:47:11 #653 so you won't have to worry about that.
00:47:13 #654 Now here is the main road leading out of Coconut Manor.
00:47:16 #655 That's the road I wish you were on.
00:47:18 #656 Now over here, on this side,
00:47:20 #657 we're going to build an iron-air hospital.
00:47:22 #658 This is gonna be a site for sore eyes. You understand?
00:47:25 #659 That's fine.
00:47:26 #660 Now right over here, this is the residential section.
00:47:29 #661 Oh, so people live there?
00:47:31 #662 No, that's the stockyards.
00:47:34 #663 All along here, this is the riverfront.
00:47:36 #664 And all along the river, all along the river,
00:47:38 #665 those are all levees.
00:47:40 #666 That's the Jewish neighborhood?
00:47:42 #667 Well, we'll pass over that.
00:47:46 #668 You're a peach boy.
00:47:48 #669 Now here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct
00:47:51 #670 leading over to the mainland.
00:47:53 #671 Viaduct?
00:47:54 #672 I'm all right, how are you?
00:47:55 #673 I say here is a little peninsula, and here is a viaduct
00:47:58 #674 leading over to the mainland.
00:47:59 #675 All right, viaduct.
00:48:02 #676 I'm not playing ask me another, I say that's a viaduct.
00:48:05 #677 All right, why a duck? Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
00:48:08 #678 No, why a no chicken. I'm a stranger here myself.
00:48:12 #679 All I know is that it's a wire duck.
00:48:13 #680 You try to cross over there and you'll find out why a duck.
00:48:17 #681 I know some place I just...
00:48:18 #682 It's deep water. That's why a duck. It's deep water. That's why a duck.
00:48:22 #683 Look, look, Ram.
00:48:23 #684 Suppose you were on horseback riding
00:48:25 #685 and you came to that stream and you wanted to pour it over.
00:48:27 #686 You couldn't make it. It's too deep.
00:48:29 #687 Why do you want to pour it if you've got a horse?
00:48:33 #688 Well, I'm sorry the matter ever came up.
00:48:34 #689 All I know is that it's a wire dock.
00:48:36 #690 Well, look, all right.
00:48:37 #691 I catch on to wire horse, so wire chicken, wire this, wire that.
00:48:40 #692 They don't catch on to wire dock.
00:48:42 #693 Well, I was only fooling.
00:48:44 #694 I was only fooling.
00:48:45 #695 They're going to build a tunnel there in the morning.
00:48:48 #696 Now, is that clear to you?
00:48:49 #697 Yes, everything except the wire dock.
00:48:51 #698 Well, that's fine.
00:48:52 #699 Then we can go ahead with this thing.
00:48:54 #700 Now, look.
00:48:55 #701 I'm going to take you down and show you our cemetery.
00:48:57 #702 I've got a waiting list of 50 people at that cemetery.
00:48:59 #703 Just die in a good way, but I like you. Now, you're my friend.
00:49:01 #704 I like you and I'm going to shove you in the head of all of them.
00:49:03 #705 I know you like.
00:49:04 #706 I'm going to see that you get a steady position. That's good.
00:49:07 #707 And if I can arrange it, it'll be horizontal. Yeah, that's it.
00:49:09 #708 Now remember, when the auction starts,
00:49:11 #709 if somebody says $100, I say $200.
00:49:13 #710 At grand. Now if somebody says $200, I say $300.
00:49:15 #711 That's great. Now you know how to get down there? No, I say $300.
00:49:18 #712 Now look, now look, remember.
00:49:19 #713 You get down there, down that narrow path there,
00:49:22 #714 until you come to that little jungle there, you see it?
00:49:25 #715 That's where those patch palms are.
00:49:27 #716 And then there's a little clearing there.
00:49:29 #717 A little clearing with a wire fence around it.
00:49:31 #718 You see that wire fence there?
00:49:33 #719 All right, why offense?
00:49:34 #720 Oh, no.
00:49:35 #721 We're not going to go all through that again. Thank you.
00:49:37 #722 You come along with me. Yeah.
00:49:39 #723 You welcome.
00:49:40 #724 All right. I know what you mean.
00:49:43 #725 A bit of all, go ahead.
00:49:44 #726 One, say one, two, one, two, one, two, three, okay? That's it.
00:49:46 #727 Somebody says $100, you say two. That's all right.
00:49:48 #728 Two, you say three.
00:49:49 #729 And help me put this deal over and you can have anything you've got. I got nothing.
00:49:52 #730 Be a light. That's it.
00:49:53 #731 Be a light.
00:49:55 #732 Or I'll pop it on the lot at all. All right. That's be a light.
00:49:57 #733 I don't know what it is, but I'll be all right.
00:50:00 #734 All these suckers are going to get trimmed,
00:50:02 #735 step this way for the big swindle.
00:50:04 #736 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:50:06 #737 before proceeding with the main business of the day,
00:50:08 #738 which is the selling of these lots at any price,
00:50:10 #739 we are going to have a little entertainment.
00:50:12 #740 Very little.
00:50:13 #741 I want to present to you Miss Holly Potter,
00:50:16 #742 the best paying guest in the hotel.
00:50:17 #743 In fact, the only paying guest in the hotel.
00:50:20 #744 She will sing for you, and for me too.
00:50:22 #745 Miss Potter.
00:50:26 #746 My dear, the father.
00:54:37 #747 After the entertainment, there'll be sandwiches.
00:54:39 #748 But remember, if there are no lots sold,
00:54:41 #749 There'll be no sandwiches.
00:54:43 #750 Fire to folks, sunshine, sunshine, perpetual sunshine all the year around.
00:54:47 #751 Let's get the auction started before we get our tornado.
00:54:50 #752 Right this way, step forward everybody.
00:54:51 #753 Friends, you are now in Coconut Manor, one of the finest cities in Florida.
00:54:55 #754 Of course, we still need a few finishing touches, but who doesn't?
00:54:58 #755 This is the heart of the residential district.
00:54:59 #756 Every lot of the stones throw them to the station.
00:55:01 #757 As soon as they throw enough stones, we're going to build the station.
00:55:04 #758 Eight hundred wonderful residences will be built right here.
00:55:07 #759 Why, they're as good as up. Better.
00:55:09 #760 You can have any kind of a home you want to.
00:55:10 #761 You can even get stuck. Oh, how you can get stuck.
00:55:13 #762 Oh, now is the time to buy while the new boom is on.
00:55:15 #763 Remember that old saying, a new boom sweeps clean.
00:55:18 #764 And don't forget the guarantee. My personal guarantee.
00:55:21 #765 If these lots don't double in value in a year,
00:55:24 #766 I don't know what you can do about it.
00:55:25 #767 Now then we'll take lot number 20, lot number 20.
00:55:28 #768 Right at the corner of DeSoto Avenue.
00:55:30 #769 Of course you all know who DeSoto was.
00:55:32 #770 He discovered a body of water.
00:55:33 #771 You've all heard of the water that they named after him?
00:55:36 #772 DeSoto water?
00:55:37 #773 Now this lot had a 20 foot frontage,
00:55:39 #774 a 14 foot package and a mighty fine garbage. Now what am I up for this lot anything at all
00:55:44 #775 anything at all. Two hundred dollars. Our general with two hundred dollars.
00:55:50 #776 Who's a three hundred three hundred dollars another gentleman says three hundred dollars
00:55:56 #777 do I hear four four hundred dollars. Well the auction is practically over.
00:56:04 #778 It's all over but the shooting I'll attend to that later five hundred dollars.
00:56:08 #779 So I hear six hundred.
00:56:10 #780 Six hundred dollars.
00:56:11 #781 Sold for six hundred dollars.
00:56:13 #782 Wrap up that lot and put some poison ivy on it.
00:56:16 #783 Well I came out even on that one.
00:56:18 #784 That was a big success.
00:56:20 #785 Yeah.
00:56:21 #786 One more success like that and I'll sell my body to a medical institute.
00:56:25 #787 Now we take lot number twenty one.
00:56:27 #788 There it is right over there.
00:56:29 #789 Right over there folks.
00:56:30 #790 Right where that coconut tree is.
00:56:31 #791 What am I offered for lot number twenty one.
00:56:33 #792 Two hundred dollars.
00:56:34 #793 $200.
00:56:35 #794 I'm a friend that's over $200 with a milk in those coconuts.
00:56:38 #795 And what milk? Milk from contented coconuts.
00:56:41 #796 Who'd say $300?
00:56:42 #797 $300.
00:56:43 #798 $400.
00:56:44 #799 $500. $700. $800.
00:56:47 #800 What the heck I care?
00:56:48 #801 What the heck do you care? But how about me?
00:56:51 #802 So, what the heck for $800?
00:56:55 #803 I hope all your teeth have cavities.
00:56:57 #804 And don't forget, apse makes the heart grow ponder.
00:57:01 #805 When he said buy it, I should've smelled a rat.
00:57:04 #806 I did, but I didn't know who it was.
00:57:06 #807 Now we'll take lap number 22.
00:57:09 #808 What am I offered for lap number 22? 100 dollars.
00:57:12 #809 Sold for 100 dollars.
00:57:16 #810 Believe me, you've got to get up early
00:57:17 #811 if you want to get out of bed.
00:57:19 #812 Now we'll take lap number 23.
00:57:20 #813 200 dollars.
00:57:22 #814 Hey, what are you going to do with all these laps?
00:57:24 #815 Play Lattos?
00:57:25 #816 Who'll say 300?
00:57:26 #817 400.
00:57:27 #818 Do I hear 500? 500.
00:57:29 #819 500 dollars. Sold to this gentleman.
00:57:30 #820 600 dollars. 700.
00:57:32 #821 700 dollars. Sold to this gentleman.
00:57:34 #822 800 dollars.
00:57:35 #823 Do I hear 9?
00:57:37 #824 You hear 9, you'll hear 10.
00:57:39 #825 If I hear ten, you'll hear plenty.
00:57:42 #826 Do I hear nine? Will the German who said seven say nine?
00:57:45 #827 Will the German who said seven say seven again? Will he say six?
00:57:48 #828 He say six, I say seven.
00:57:50 #829 Will he say seven, I say eight. He say eight, I say nine.
00:57:52 #830 I got plenty numbers left.
00:57:54 #831 When I start, I don't stop for nothing. I spit them off.
00:57:56 #832 I go higher, higher, higher, higher all the time as I go higher.
00:57:58 #833 Yeah, you'll go higher when I get all of you.
00:58:01 #834 So, La Hiawata, for eight hundred dollars.
00:58:04 #835 Get away from that tree before it dies.
00:58:06 #836 $50.
00:58:12 #837 So cool.
00:58:13 #838 $50.
00:58:16 #839 Now we take lot number 25, right where you're standing.
00:58:24 #840 Would you please get your feet off this lot, you're getting it all dirty.
00:58:27 #841 Now here's a lot, folks.
00:58:28 #842 It doesn't look very big on top, but it's all yours as far down as you want to go.
00:58:31 #843 And it's very cheap.
00:58:32 #844 Now what am I over for lot number 25?
00:58:34 #845 Anything at all?
00:58:35 #846 Who's got it all?
00:58:36 #847 Anyone at all?
00:58:37 #848 Anyone at...
00:58:38 #849 What for come a feet of rabbit?
00:58:40 #850 What am I over for lot 25?
00:58:43 #851 Come on, folks.
00:58:44 #852 You know you're all out of business.
00:58:45 #853 This is a free country.
00:58:46 #854 What am I offered for a 25?
00:58:49 #855 What am I offered for a 25 in a year's subscription to youth companions?
00:58:53 #856 Well, if somebody takes a year's subscription, I'm trying to wake my way through college.
00:58:57 #857 If somebody takes a six-month subscription, I'll go to high school.
00:59:01 #858 Does anybody want to buy a lead pencil?
00:59:03 #859 I'll wrestle anybody in the crowd for five hours.
00:59:06 #860 Well, it's not going to be any more bitty. I might as well quit.
00:59:10 #861 What's the matter with you people? Can't you visualize bargains? Don't you want to make money?
00:59:14 #862 I'm going to try one more lot, and if I don't dispose of this, I'm going to fold up. You get me?
00:59:17 #863 a fold up you get me. Now we're going to take a lot number twenty six the style of
00:59:22 #864 the whole proceeding here it is right over there with the stuff of that three
00:59:25 #865 a overlooking the ocean front one of the finest sites in Florida somebody make me
00:59:29 #866 an offer two hundred dollars two hundred dollars. Who say four hundred four hundred
00:59:35 #867 dollars or do I have keep winning the poor here with you ruin me who say five
00:59:39 #868 hundred five hundred five hundred dollars six hundred dollars now there's a
00:59:44 #869 a gem of a vision. A nice haircut there's a gem of a vision who say a thousand one
00:59:48 #870 thousand dollars and there's a gem of a double vision and a better haircut who say
00:59:51 #871 eleven hundred there's a gem of a stigma says
00:59:54 #872 and twelve one's come on out twelve twelve hundred dollars well hail and farewell who
00:59:58 #873 say it's a team eighteen come on a team off it's a team so I had a team so I
01:00:04 #874 well well one twelve twice so I'm a dad and twelve hundred dollars and I might
01:00:08 #875 find peace of property you got there buddy I'm making it out of that you got
01:00:11 #876 What happened? I protest against that.
01:00:14 #877 I didn't have a chance to bid.
01:00:16 #878 What do you mean, young man? I want you to understand that I don't discriminate.
01:00:19 #879 You had the same opportunity as everybody else.
01:00:21 #880 Mr. Hammer! Mr. Hammer!
01:00:23 #881 I've been robbed!
01:00:25 #882 The deficit in your hotel!
01:00:30 #883 It's worth a hundred thousand dollars!
01:00:33 #884 Was it valuable?
01:00:37 #885 I'll give a thousand dollars reward for each return.
01:00:40 #886 You hear that? This little lady has lost a necklace worth a hundred thousand dollars.
01:00:43 #887 And she offers a thousand dollars reward for each return.
01:00:45 #888 $2,000.
01:00:46 #889 It's all for $2,000.
01:00:47 #890 Make it over to that Jonathan.
01:00:49 #891 I'm coming through, honest.
01:00:50 #892 I'll take charge of this.
01:00:51 #893 You'll people get back and give us plenty of room
01:00:54 #894 and keep quiet.
01:00:56 #895 Cut that out.
01:00:57 #896 Come on, get back. Get back.
01:00:58 #897 Let me back.
01:01:01 #898 What's the matter? What are you, what are you...
01:01:02 #899 What's the matter?
01:01:03 #900 No push, go on.
01:01:04 #901 Come on. Come on.
01:01:06 #902 All right, go on. Start fighting.
01:01:07 #903 Go on.
01:01:08 #904 I saw our room, but I'll fight you.
01:01:10 #905 I don't know where he's from.
01:01:15 #906 He hasn't any license on.
01:01:16 #907 What is it?
01:01:21 #908 Yes, dear man.
01:01:24 #909 You again?
01:01:30 #910 So that's it. I saw you in that room last night.
01:01:33 #911 Grabbing off stuff for the reward, eh?
01:01:35 #912 Now then you come clean.
01:01:37 #913 All right, leave him go. Come on. Leave him put your foot out.
01:01:42 #914 How'd you know that Nicholas was there?
01:01:46 #915 Oh, officer, may I make a suggestion?
01:01:48 #916 What is it?
01:01:49 #917 Well, isn't it possible that the gentleman who bought this lot
01:01:51 #918 might know something about it?
01:01:52 #919 Why was he so anxious to buy it?
01:01:54 #920 How about it, you? Why did you buy this lot?
01:01:58 #921 None of your business.
01:01:59 #922 He is a desperate character.
01:02:00 #923 Oh, mother, he is in college.
01:02:01 #924 Whenever a young fella shuts up and won't say anything,
01:02:03 #925 I've noticed it's generally unaccountable woman.
01:02:05 #926 Who is she?
01:02:07 #927 Not of your business.
01:02:09 #928 I won't say a word.
01:02:11 #929 You won't say anything.
01:02:12 #930 This guy is lettin' on to be a dummy.
01:02:15 #931 Bird, you can't understand what he does talk.
01:02:24 #932 Ash alone, Lord.
01:02:25 #933 Is there anybody here who will talk?
01:02:27 #934 I will, but I can't think of anything.
01:02:30 #935 Well, if you won't tell me about it,
01:02:32 #936 you'll tell somebody else.
01:02:33 #937 Here, wait a minute. Do you mean to say that?
01:02:35 #938 That's enough. Come on.
01:02:36 #939 Oh, please, please don't take him. What?
01:02:39 #940 Oh, I didn't want you to see this, Bob.
01:02:41 #941 I had no idea that you'd do it.
01:02:43 #942 Oh, I feel awful.
01:02:44 #943 What are you talking about?
01:02:46 #944 Bob, what does she mean?
01:02:48 #945 Honey.
01:02:49 #946 Oh, that's it.
01:02:50 #947 Oh, it's all my fault.
01:02:52 #948 I had no idea he'd think that I meant it.
01:02:54 #949 Bob, I didn't want you to do it.
01:02:56 #950 I just meant if you could give me one like it.
01:02:58 #951 Wait a minute.
01:03:00 #952 Are you accusing me of taking Mrs. Potter's necklace?
01:03:02 #953 Well, I'm taking all the blame myself.
01:03:05 #954 I was joking, and you took me seriously.
01:03:08 #955 Like Bob last night, when you told me that you'd taken it,
01:03:10 #956 I just couldn't believe it.
01:03:11 #957 You told you I'd taken what?
01:03:13 #958 Why, Polly, she's out of her mind.
01:03:15 #959 It sounds quite plausible to me. Mother.
01:03:18 #960 He didn't know what he was doing.
01:03:19 #961 I begged him to take it back.
01:03:22 #962 Say, I'm not going to stand for any more of this.
01:03:25 #963 Why, the whole thing is ridiculous.
01:03:28 #964 It's absurd.
01:03:30 #965 Few people really think for one moment that, oh, I,
01:03:36 #966 I don't care what you think any of you.
01:03:38 #967 Polly, you know it's a lie, don't you?
01:03:40 #968 It was just a harmless flirtation.
01:03:42 #969 And then will he lost his head?
01:03:44 #970 Don't you know it's a lie?
01:03:45 #971 Why, of course I do.
01:03:47 #972 You don't think I'd believe a silly story like that, do you, Polly?
01:03:50 #973 Mother, I don't believe it.
01:03:51 #974 Mr. Adams, I must ask you never to speak to my dofer again.
01:03:54 #975 Mrs. Polly.
01:03:55 #976 Bob, I'm going with you.
01:03:57 #977 You stay here.
01:03:58 #978 Yes, Polly.
01:04:01 #979 You stay here.
01:04:02 #980 It's only for a little while.
01:04:04 #981 Why, the whole thing is ridiculous, you're ready?
01:04:12 #982 Yes.
01:04:13 #983 Oh, I'm so sorry, Bob.
01:04:16 #984 Don't keep it up any longer.
01:04:18 #985 All right.
01:04:19 #986 I'll have a confession out of them in half an hour. Come on, you... Bob!
01:04:22 #987 When you come back here...
01:04:24 #988 Now we'll take lot number 27.
01:04:26 #989 I've been so unsuccessful in disposing these other lot's,
01:04:28 #990 that I'm going to give away a half a penalty with every lot that I sell from now on.
01:04:32 #991 There's only one way to wipe off this disgrace.
01:04:33 #992 You must make people forget that you never knew the young man. Mother!
01:04:38 #993 What are you saying?
01:04:39 #994 You see what's come of your way.
01:04:41 #995 Now, I am going to have mine.
01:04:43 #996 This G.S.?
01:04:44 #997 Yes, Mrs. Potter?
01:04:45 #998 My daughter has reconsidered her answer to you.
01:04:47 #999 Mother, your engagement will be announced tonight.
01:04:51 #1000 That's wonderful, Farley.
01:04:53 #1001 I shall give a dinner at the hotel.
01:04:55 #1002 A dinner? A dinner?
01:04:57 #1003 You want the 30th or the 40th set dinner?
01:04:59 #1004 You may invite everyone.
01:05:00 #1005 It's 50 with jello, I know how you can jello.
01:05:02 #1006 In honor of the engagement of my daughter, I say...
01:05:05 #1007 you miss the half of the eight.
01:05:06 #1008 Let me be the last to congratulate you,
01:05:08 #1009 and you too, I'm sure you'll have a very fissual wedding with this captain.
01:05:11 #1010 Oh, congratulations.
01:05:13 #1011 Coming, Farley.
01:05:28 #1012 In a minute. Please go ahead.
01:05:31 #1013 What's the matter, dear?
01:05:32 #1014 Nothing. Please go.
01:05:35 #1015 All right. I'll wait for you.
01:06:58 #1016 You got the key. That's fine.
01:07:00 #1017 Hey, wait, wait. Look, I got the sword.
01:07:02 #1018 Now you got to get us something. We get a barb out.
01:07:05 #1019 Hurry up. Hey, barb. Hey, barb.
01:07:14 #1020 What do you do? What do you do?
01:07:16 #1021 What are you doing here? I didn't know they allowed visitors here.
01:07:18 #1022 I'm a no visitor. We come to get you out. We got to be quick, too.
01:07:21 #1023 Oh, thanks very much. You shouldn't have bothered.
01:07:23 #1024 But I might as well stay here as any other place.
01:07:25 #1025 You've got to come out, uh, Polly. She wants you.
01:07:27 #1026 Polly wants me?
01:07:28 #1027 She's got to have you.
01:07:29 #1028 Because tonight she's going to be engaged.
01:07:31 #1029 Engaged?
01:07:32 #1030 Yeah, it's going to be married.
01:07:33 #1031 Mrs. Potter, she's going to give her a big engagement dinner.
01:07:36 #1032 Who? To who?
01:07:37 #1033 The Polly, the H, the Polly.
01:07:39 #1034 Everybody's going to be there.
01:07:40 #1035 Polly's going to marry Yates?
01:07:41 #1036 That's right. That's right.
01:07:42 #1037 Come on, let me out of here. Get me out of here quick.
01:07:44 #1038 Wait, wait, we'll get you out.
01:07:45 #1039 Hey, Pizan, be in the car.
01:07:46 #1040 Come on, hurry up. We'll beat you out.
01:08:02 #1041 Oh, he's a normal guy.
01:08:03 #1042 Thank you, my tire. I don't want to think these.
01:08:05 #1043 All right.
01:08:06 #1044 of the time like this come on hurry up get me out of here we get.
01:08:14 #1045 What do you do when I'm breaking the lock and I'm on hurry.
01:08:21 #1046 I thought about it but you come on. Come on.
01:08:24 #1047 I stopped the action. This is no time to fight come on hurry up get me out of
01:08:27 #1048 here quick. Come on hurry hurry.
01:08:35 #1049 Come on. Everybody.
01:08:37 #1050 Come on.
01:08:38 #1051 Attend to that.
01:09:00 #1052 Send a reporter to me.
01:09:04 #1053 There's a poker game going on in room 420.
01:09:06 #1054 You go up there and knock on the door and see if you can get me a seat.
01:09:08 #1055 Yes, sir.
01:09:09 #1056 Most is clear.
01:09:19 #1057 Nobody around.
01:09:20 #1058 It's a fine.
01:09:23 #1059 There he is.
01:09:24 #1060 We got him.
01:09:25 #1061 We got him all right.
01:09:27 #1062 Hello, you Adam Farrow?
01:09:28 #1063 No, these two gentlemen helped me to get out.
01:09:30 #1064 I'm ever so much obliged to you, Mr. Hammer.
01:09:32 #1065 They told me it was your idea.
01:09:34 #1066 I can't begin to thank you.
01:09:35 #1067 That's all right.
01:09:36 #1068 Maybe you do as much for me sometime.
01:09:38 #1069 Well, I'll have a dachee.
01:09:39 #1070 Would I?
01:09:40 #1071 I can't begin to thank you.
01:09:42 #1072 Oh, that's polygamy.
01:09:54 #1073 It's no fun being in jail.
01:09:58 #1074 Jail is no place for a young father. There's no advancement.
01:10:01 #1075 But seriously, Mr. Hammer, you know the story of Penelope's was all a lie, don't you?
01:10:05 #1076 Now, what's he used to worry? It's silly to worry, isn't it?
01:10:07 #1077 You're gone today and here tomorrow.
01:10:09 #1078 But you're not with a lie. How am I going to prove it?
01:10:12 #1079 Oh, of course I'll prove it. What is it?
01:10:14 #1080 Silent, red, watered by the police.
01:10:20 #1081 Hope I still got my underwear on.
01:10:47 #1082 I felt kind of flimsy.
01:10:56 #1083 I think the third floor is missing.
01:10:59 #1084 I'll put this stuff in here for like a great a good day.
01:11:02 #1085 Wait just a moment.
01:11:04 #1086 Blackstone Hotel Chicago, Stadler Hotel Cleveland.
01:11:07 #1087 Those are mine.
01:11:09 #1088 Can you imagine that?
01:11:11 #1089 More papers.
01:11:13 #1090 Granada Road, Coqunet Road, Granada Road, Coqunet Road.
01:11:24 #1091 Granada Road.
01:11:26 #1092 If you get it twice more, you're allowed to keep it.
01:11:33 #1093 Oh, I see.
01:11:37 #1094 If you get it twice more, you're allowed to keep it.
01:11:41 #1095 Tell me about that, will you?
01:11:51 #1096 You can beat that, but you can't tie it.
01:11:53 #1097 Granada Road...
01:11:54 #1098 Don't talk. You take the boys right out of your mouth.
01:12:12 #1099 Granada Road, Cochlear Road, Hollis-Tump, Jules.
01:12:20 #1100 Tell me, where did you find this?
01:12:22 #1101 That's a great guy you picked to ask.
01:12:24 #1102 Where did you find this?
01:12:30 #1103 Mr. Hammer, whoever drew this knows something about that robbery.
01:12:33 #1104 about that robbery look that's all right madam at a party like this you've got to
01:19:03 #1105 have the law around now a nice woman like you need protection and I'm here to see
01:19:09 #1106 that you get it there's a couple of shady characters hanging around that I'm
01:19:13 #1107 going to keep an eye on what that you gave him my shirt what's become of my
01:19:22 #1108 shirt I want my shirt hey you've lost your
01:19:27 #1109 shirt yes can you describe the shape cross marks the spot where the shirt was
01:19:38 #1110 last seen cut that out now remain quiet will you please just as I thought you birds
01:19:53 #1111 are all in on this thing and you're all trying to keep me from finding my shirt
01:19:57 #1112 that's a lie you well well I want my shirt he wants his
01:20:04 #1113 I want my shirt.
01:20:05 #1114 He wants his shirt.
01:20:06 #1115 I want my shirt.
01:20:07 #1116 He wants his shirt.
01:20:11 #1117 I want my shirt.
01:20:12 #1118 He wants his shirt.
01:20:13 #1119 I want my shirt.
01:21:59 #1120 at his master of ceremony.
01:22:00 #1121 Mr. Hammer.
01:22:02 #1122 Ladies and gentlemen, $200.
01:22:13 #1123 In behalf of the Rotary Club of Minneapolis,
01:22:16 #1124 I want to take this occasion of welcoming you to Warkegon.
01:22:19 #1125 No, no, I mean in recognition of my many years
01:22:22 #1126 of service with the railroad, you
01:22:24 #1127 are presenting me with these ties.
01:22:25 #1128 And that, of course, reminds me of the story of the Irishman.
01:22:28 #1129 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:22:32 #1130 It's a joke.
01:22:33 #1131 It's so funny.
01:22:34 #1132 I wish I could think of it.
01:22:36 #1133 Often the silly night, the trembling of a leaf can be heard.
01:22:40 #1134 Dying through the trees and the babbling brook as it's wedged
01:22:44 #1135 its way on with babbling and telling a ridder one.
01:22:55 #1136 And one like that is by three ordinary ones.
01:22:58 #1137 Where was I?
01:22:59 #1138 Oh yes, I'm this chair, that's right.
01:23:01 #1139 Weston cattle opened at 15 and a quarter.
01:23:04 #1140 Yelling's and Springfield show the same tone.
01:23:07 #1141 And eggs were a little touchy on a foley market.
01:23:09 #1142 Well, my mother and father talked it over and they finally moved to New York.
01:23:13 #1143 They took a little house from the Bronx.
01:23:15 #1144 And it was in that little house that Abraham Lincoln was born.
01:23:18 #1145 Much to my father's surprise.
01:23:20 #1146 And that boys and girls was the beginning of the Lincoln Highway.
01:23:23 #1147 And now friends, in view of the fact that Miss Potter's engagement is being celebrated here tonight, so to speak,
01:23:28 #1148 I think a few words from her mother would be revolting.
01:23:32 #1149 I now take great pleasure in presenting to you the well-preserved and partially pickled Mrs. Potter.
01:23:37 #1150 Come on now, give her a little hand, please.
01:23:39 #1151 My good friend, if I could only tell you how everything seems to be tonight,
01:23:46 #1152 today, last night, bathed in a sauce.
01:23:56 #1153 The old gal has stood at the eyebrow.
01:24:08 #1154 And now I want to wish you all a motion jointly.
01:24:12 #1155 As for myself?
01:24:14 #1156 I want to take great pleasure in presenting to you the groom, Mr. Harvey Yates.
01:24:30 #1157 The groom, Mr. Harvey Yates.
01:24:32 #1158 Radio fans, we are now back in the studio.
01:24:39 #1159 Stand by for your station announcement.
01:24:41 #1160 Well, shut up.
01:24:46 #1161 What is your suggestion?
01:25:05 #1162 I'm not much of a speechmaker.
01:25:14 #1163 Nevertheless, Mr. Hammer, it is very nice of you to call him.
01:25:17 #1164 You must call on me some time.
01:25:19 #1165 I was just about to say...
01:25:20 #1166 Yes, come up and see my flowerbed.
01:25:22 #1167 What I intended to say was...
01:25:23 #1168 I want you to see my pansies.
01:25:25 #1169 Well, I can do a lot of pansies and long pansies.
01:25:28 #1170 I was just going to say that next spring I'm going to get some early bloomers.
01:25:31 #1171 I'm going to get some early bloopers.
01:25:33 #1172 There seems to be a steady stream flowing in and out over there.
01:25:46 #1173 I wouldn't dream of taking up any more of your time.
01:25:49 #1174 I really wanted to thank you all.
01:25:52 #1175 And as I said before, I hadn't intended to make a speech at all.
01:25:56 #1176 But you certainly succeeded.
01:25:58 #1177 Now, friends, good day.
01:26:00 #1178 That's that good golf game.
01:26:26 #1179 No, dude.
01:26:27 #1180 Come on, that's some more of a...
01:26:29 #1181 That's a good one.
01:26:41 #1182 Ladies and gentlemen, the first musical number that we intend to portray
01:26:54 #1183 will be the beginning and the ending of a very...
01:26:59 #1184 We're gonna have music. Music. We're gonna have music.
01:27:02 #1185 The first musical number on the program will be a Piccolo solo, which we will skip.
01:27:15 #1186 And the second number will be Senior Pustrami, the Lithuanian pianist.
01:27:19 #1187 The senior for his first selection will play a cup of coffee, a sandwich, and you, from the opera Aida.
01:27:28 #1188 Senior, allow me to escort you to the diaries.
01:27:32 #1189 Oh, Senior, pass through me. What is the first number?
01:27:36 #1190 Number one.
01:27:37 #1191 You are charming little lady.
01:29:50 #1192 Sit down, that's fine.
01:29:55 #1193 The little lady who is to become Mrs. Harvey Yates over my dead body.
01:29:59 #1194 Sincere wishes of all my friends.
01:30:05 #1195 And can only tell you how much I appreciate it.
01:30:08 #1196 I think I can honestly say this is the happiest moment of my life.
01:30:12 #1197 my life. It's a little engagement present just given me by Mr. Yates. He wrote it just
01:30:32 #1198 now but he wrote another yesterday when the necklace was stolen. They are both in his
01:30:38 #1199 handwriting. Let me read it to you. It shows how to get coconut manna and the
01:30:43 #1200 hollow tree stump and read hollow stump. I don't believe it. See for yourself. Yates
01:30:52 #1201 is gone. Yates is gone and I gave him a check this morning for a thousand dollars. It's
01:30:57 #1202 It was my personal check.
01:31:00 #1203 Mr. Hammer,
01:31:01 #1204 there's a man outside with the black moustache.
01:31:04 #1205 Tell him I've got one.
01:31:05 #1206 I think you will want to see him.
01:31:07 #1207 His name is Mr. John W. Berryman.
01:31:10 #1208 He has accepted my architectural plans for the developer, the Coatman Manor.
01:31:13 #1209 Well, happy days, old boy. Thank you, thank you.
01:31:16 #1210 Bravo, Galician.
01:31:17 #1211 Thank you.
01:31:20 #1212 He also wants to know if you can accommodate 400 guests for the weekend.
01:31:23 #1213 400 guests? Yes.
01:31:33 #1214 Oh, please, missus.
01:31:37 #1215 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:31:38 #1216 You're all invited to attend the wedding of my daughter.
01:31:41 #1217 The wedding will take place exactly as planned.
01:31:44 #1218 That is, with the exception of a slight change,
01:31:47 #1219 she will be married to Mr. Robert Adams.