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00:02:58 #1 Did you ever have any relatives?
00:03:02 #2 Where were you born?
00:03:05 #3 I don't know.
00:03:09 #4 Knowing where you were born?
00:03:11 #5 Well, I was too young to remember.
00:03:14 #6 How do I know where I was?
00:03:17 #7 Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?
00:03:21 #8 Sure, I've got an uncle.
00:03:24 #9 Why?
00:03:26 #10 Getting someplace.
00:03:28 #11 Is he living?
00:03:29 #12 No.
00:03:30 #13 He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.
00:03:35 #14 Was he building a house?
00:03:38 #15 No, we're hanging it. Poor old uncle.
00:03:47 #16 $1 billion. Is that as much as $1,000?
00:04:10 #17 Why, man alive, it's twice as much.
00:04:14 #18 Gee whiz.
00:04:19 #19 And is that all mine?
00:04:21 #20 If I can convince them that you're the heir,
00:04:25 #21 we'll be living in luxury the rest of our lives.
00:04:30 #22 Now, you just leave everything to me.
00:04:33 #23 Come on.
00:04:34 #24 Pardon me.
00:05:10 #25 What time are you going to read, Will?
00:05:16 #26 Sorry to disappoint you, old deer, but there ain't gonna be no reading of no Will.
00:05:22 #27 Well?
00:05:23 #28 What are we here for?
00:05:25 #29 I'll tell you what you're here for.
00:05:27 #30 You're here because Ebenezer Laurel didn't die a natural death.
00:05:32 #31 He was murdered!
00:05:33 #32 Take care of her, boy.
00:05:53 #33 Maybe it is and maybe it ain't.
00:05:56 #34 But you're gonna stay right here in this house
00:05:59 #35 until somebody cracks.
00:06:04 #36 Well, I'm sorry, officer, but I think I'll be going.
00:06:07 #37 I have a couple of tickets for the theater.
00:06:18 #38 Show this gentleman to his seat.
00:06:20 #39 I had a hunch that Ebenezer Laurel was murdered.
00:06:42 #40 So that said relative will come in to all his dough.
00:06:46 #41 No, no, you can't do this.
00:06:49 #42 And keep quiet.
00:07:04 #43 You're all under suspicion of the murder,
00:07:06 #44 until we find out which one of you pulled the job.
00:07:09 #45 Now let that sink in.
00:07:12 #46 That'll be all for tonight.
00:07:15 #47 The housekeeper will show you to your room.
00:07:18 #48 And don't any of you try any of that escape stuff
00:07:21 #49 because the house is surrounded.
00:07:34 #50 Oh, yes, sir.
00:07:36 #51 And no monkey business.
00:08:00 #52 My good man, Mr. Barrow.
00:08:22 #53 It's the nature of your business, sir.
00:08:59 #54 Why, this is Mr. Laurel Esquire.
00:09:02 #55 The heir to the Laurel estate.
00:09:11 #56 Very well, gentlemen.
00:09:13 #57 Just a minute.
00:09:15 #58 Beautiful home.
00:09:24 #59 And what luxury.
00:09:27 #60 And to think, it's all ours.
00:09:35 #61 What do you mean, ours?
00:09:39 #62 It's mine.
00:09:47 #63 There you are.
00:09:49 #64 Just like all the rest of them.
00:09:51 #65 Sitting on top of the world and turning down your best pal.
00:09:55 #66 Your benefactor.
00:09:57 #67 I might have known it.
00:10:01 #68 Goodbye.
00:10:07 #69 And good luck was ever thus.
00:10:20 #70 Oliver, are you really going?
00:10:44 #71 Good evening. Good evening, sir.
00:11:31 #72 This is Mr. Laurel.
00:11:33 #73 Are you sure you're a Laurel?
00:11:42 #74 Why? Can't you see the family resemblance?
00:11:50 #75 family resemblance happens to be General Grant.
00:12:03 #76 Why, of course, it's General Grant.
00:12:06 #77 His son and I have belonged to the same alma mater,
00:12:10 #78 meaning Delphi Delta.
00:12:15 #79 Ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, ra, sis, boom, ra.
00:12:28 #80 Would you mind if we had a look at the will?
00:12:32 #81 That'll be attended two later when we find out who murdered Ebenezer Laurel.
00:12:44 #82 Then there won't be any reading of the will tonight.
00:12:46 #83 No, not tonight.
00:12:50 #84 Well, goodbye. We'll see you later.
00:12:52 #85 Wait a minute.
00:12:54 #86 You'll stay right here.
00:12:56 #87 Well, you don't think we had anything to do with it, do you?
00:12:59 #88 I'm not saying.
00:13:01 #89 But I believe that the criminal always returns to the scene of his crime.
00:13:08 #90 Sharder.
00:13:13 #91 Show them to a room.
00:13:17 #92 This way, gentlemen.
00:13:18 #93 Don't you think you're overstepping your bounds?
00:13:26 #94 Good night.
00:13:28 #95 Why is everything covered?
00:14:26 #96 This is the room where the old man was murdered.
00:14:40 #97 His body was found in that cupboard.
00:14:55 #98 Good night, gentlemen.
00:14:58 #99 I hope you have a nice, long sleep.
00:15:04 #100 Pardon me.
00:15:27 #101 There's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
00:15:32 #102 What do you mean, I got you into?
00:15:36 #103 Well, your name's Laurel, isn't it?
00:15:42 #104 Well, only on my mother's side.
00:15:44 #105 You see, it was like this.
00:15:46 #106 Ha!
00:15:48 #107 Mother's side.
00:15:49 #108 Everything all right, gentlemen?
00:16:48 #109 Yes, sir.
00:16:50 #110 Good night.
00:17:22 #111 I think we'd better get to bed.
00:17:34 #112 Ollie.
00:17:36 #113 What?
00:17:37 #114 You remember what you said to me downstairs a few minutes ago?
00:17:44 #115 About you were going to get half of everything that was coming to me.
00:17:49 #116 Yeah?
00:17:53 #117 Well, I've been thinking.
00:17:56 #118 What do you mean? I'm not going to get my half?
00:17:59 #119 No.
00:18:00 #120 Well, what do you mean?
00:18:02 #121 No, I didn't want you to feel slighted.
00:18:06 #122 You can have it all.
00:18:56 #123 Ollie.
00:18:57 #124 What's the matter?
00:19:02 #125 I'm scared.
00:19:03 #126 Why, there's nothing to be afraid of.
00:19:06 #127 Dead men can't hurt you.
00:19:08 #128 Now lie down and relax.
00:19:10 #129 Light.
00:19:11 #130 Oh, Christmas.
00:20:17 #131 Must November...
00:27:29 #132 November.
00:27:35 #133 September, October, no wonder.
00:27:40 #134 Fifth.
00:27:41 #135 And now the old man's millions are mine.
00:27:53 #136 What about the other two?
00:27:55 #137 The shabby gentlemen.
00:27:57 #138 A good idea.
00:27:58 #139 Dead men tell no tales.
00:28:01 #140 no. I want it on the phone. Wait a minute. I want it on the phone. You've got me in
00:28:59 #141 enough trouble. I'll answer the phone.