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00:00:57 #1 to a desert island.
00:00:59 #2 Well, here's a story about such a dream come true.
00:01:02 #3 A story that starts in London at tea time,
00:01:04 #4 which is not surprising since it's always tea time in London.
00:01:08 #5 On this particular day,
00:01:09 #6 it's the house of the Honorable Mr. Bramwell.
00:01:19 #7 The air from America is waiting outside.
00:01:22 #8 The air from America?
00:01:24 #9 Oh, we can't keep him waiting, hey gentlemen.
00:01:26 #10 Well, don't stand there, geeking bringle.
00:01:28 #11 Show him in immediately.
00:01:32 #12 Will you go in now?
00:01:50 #13 Deluxe chicken.
00:01:51 #14 But where is Mr. Lawlall?
00:01:52 #15 All right here Mr. Lowell.
00:01:54 #16 Ah, Mr. Lowell, we've had quite a time finding you.
00:02:00 #17 And now gentlemen, let me introduce the two attorneys
00:02:03 #18 who handled your late uncle's affairs
00:02:05 #19 in France and in Italy.
00:02:06 #20 Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfra, Mr. Lowell, Signor Pottroni.
00:02:10 #21 How do you do?
00:02:11 #22 Signor Pottroni, Mr. Hardy, Mr. Bonfra, Mr. Lowell,
00:02:14 #23 my name is Bramwell.
00:02:16 #24 Mr. Hardy.
00:02:22 #25 Well gentlemen, could we get down to business?
00:02:26 #26 Oh, thank you Stanley.
00:02:28 #27 not just how much of this legacy
00:02:30 #28 all you Americans who never seem to believe in formalities do you?
00:02:35 #29 there's one thing about us
00:02:37 #30 we always believe in business
00:02:40 #31 before pleasure
00:02:42 #32 you see could be perceived
00:03:28 #33 the matter of fact we had better get right to business
00:03:32 #34 your uncle was quite an eccentric
00:03:35 #35 he uh... didn't believe in banks
00:03:37 #36 insisting on keeping his money in cash
00:03:44 #37 what is it?
00:03:46 #38 it's money
00:03:47 #39 I think
00:03:48 #40 indeed it is money
00:03:50 #41 and a very large some italian leery at a frank frank
00:03:55 #42 and english found
00:03:57 #43 then the
00:03:59 #44 on the floor before we actually turn this money over to you all there are of
00:04:02 #45 course some administrative charges these include overhead illegal charges
00:04:07 #46 deflation amortization
00:04:09 #47 curacy fluctuation foreign exchange and a few other incidentals
00:04:15 #48 gentlemen
00:04:26 #49 a receipt Mr Laurel. My dear Mr Hardy there is another small item. What now, the taxes?
00:04:38 #50 To save you time we've had them all figured out. Including naturally a slight fee for our services.
00:04:45 #51 These deductions represent income taxes, estate taxes, inheritance taxes, death taxes, and living taxes.
00:04:54 #52 And a few other plane taxes. Gentlemen.
00:04:57 #53 We shall let them in the taxes.
00:05:12 #54 Is that all we get?
00:05:14 #55 Oh, but you also get an island.
00:05:17 #56 An island?
00:05:18 #57 And a beautiful yacht.
00:05:20 #58 A yacht.
00:05:21 #59 Yes, yes.
00:05:22 #60 The yacht is tied to a dock right here.
00:05:24 #61 See, in Marseille, France.
00:05:26 #62 And the island is here, in the south seas.
00:05:29 #63 See, that sounds wonderful, Ollie.
00:05:31 #64 Well, that sounds swell.
00:05:33 #65 But how much are the taxes on that?
00:05:36 #66 taxes on that oh no the island is absolutely tax free here's your money the
00:05:41 #67 papers for the boat and this is the deed to the island well now that's the end
00:05:46 #68 out I mean that means up the estate gentlemen I did you good day come
00:05:52 #69 Stanley don't you be careful little boat channel your poor player
00:06:20 #70 hi boy we need a crew for this one a crew what do we need a crew for I'm
00:06:25 #71 I'm running this boat. Let's get on it.
00:06:28 #72 Why beg your pardon?
00:06:29 #73 Don't be.
00:06:30 #74 How much?
00:06:31 #75 Nineteen thousand.
00:06:32 #76 Are we?
00:06:34 #77 Thank you, sir.
00:06:35 #78 And bull boy eyes.
00:06:36 #79 Unmeasurable coon. Good day.
00:06:38 #80 Long tomorrow.
00:06:39 #81 Thank you.
00:06:40 #82 It's a good thing it didn't take the taxes.
00:06:42 #83 We were ahead of nothing.
00:06:43 #84 Oh.
00:06:44 #85 Pardon me.
00:06:45 #86 Thanks a lot for reminding me.
00:06:46 #87 I forgot about it.
00:06:48 #88 Thank you.
00:06:49 #89 Monsieur. Thank you.
00:06:54 #90 It's much too much.
00:06:55 #91 They're much too much.
00:06:57 #92 Oh, sir.
00:06:58 #93 Well, why don't you have to open your big mouth for it?
00:07:00 #94 I didn't know it was going to take a while.
00:07:02 #95 Come on and let's take a look at the float.
00:07:04 #96 It wouldn't help it.
00:08:36 #97 Well I'd never mind that.
00:08:37 #98 Let's see what we've got here.
00:08:39 #99 I wouldn't care to repeat it.
00:09:15 #100 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
00:09:22 #101 Emergency life raft for four people.
00:09:51 #102 We can't get four people into this thing.
00:09:54 #103 You don't understand.
00:09:55 #104 Inside is a compressed air cylinder.
00:09:58 #105 When you release the valve
00:10:00 #106 it fills up large enough to carry four people.
00:10:03 #107 Well what about me?
00:10:06 #108 You don't have to be insulting.
00:10:09 #109 Haven't I always taken care of you?
00:10:12 #110 You're the first one I think of.
00:10:16 #111 It doesn't mean to hurt your feelings, Charlie.
00:12:45 #112 He's a stateless man.
00:12:46 #113 A what?
00:12:47 #114 Somebody who has no nationality.
00:12:49 #115 Aw, he's not a bad guy, really.
00:12:51 #116 But no country seems to want him.
00:12:53 #117 He'd do anything to get back in the land.
00:12:55 #118 Let's go, Amblon.
00:12:56 #119 Against the law to land here without a passport.
00:13:03 #120 Punish him.
00:13:04 #121 Teach me a lesson.
00:13:05 #122 Put me in prison.
00:13:07 #123 remember that to put me in prison you've got to let me land
00:13:11 #124 how long has it been on your ship captain?
00:13:13 #125 all months
00:13:14 #126 he tried to get ashore with Petrokovac,
00:13:16 #127 like a Saki,
00:13:18 #128 a Ruckus,
00:13:19 #129 Sydney,
00:13:20 #130 Brooklyn,
00:13:22 #131 Salonica,
00:13:23 #132 everywhere we stop.
00:13:24 #133 all I ask for is a country.
00:13:27 #134 well get a passport.
00:13:28 #135 oh that's easy to say.
00:13:30 #136 how can I get a passport if I have no country?
00:13:33 #137 and how can I get in the country if I have no passport?
00:13:37 #138 Sorry, I didn't make the regulations.
00:13:38 #139 You're not allowed to land in this country.
00:13:40 #140 That's the law.
00:13:41 #141 Fine laws.
00:13:42 #142 You land monkeys without a passport, and not human beings.
00:13:48 #143 Take him back on board.
00:13:49 #144 Hand-pulled, one crate.
00:13:58 #145 Beats, plywood.
00:14:04 #146 Six sheets, plywood.
00:14:06 #147 Sugar, one sack.
00:14:08 #148 Hand-pied and seek with us. Go on.
00:14:35 #149 Beat isn't quick, but you two always stop me.
00:14:37 #150 Now, see here.
00:14:38 #151 You're probably a good stone mason.
00:14:40 #152 Why don't you go and work in Italy?
00:14:42 #153 But I'm an immigrant.
00:14:43 #154 That's just it, immigrant in Italy.
00:14:44 #155 You kidding or something?
00:14:46 #156 How can you immigrate to a place you've left already?
00:14:48 #157 Well, maybe.
00:14:49 #158 But once you're a thing, you're not going to leave Marseille
00:14:51 #159 without paying your passage.
00:15:03 #160 What did you say?
00:15:04 #161 I don't know, but my mouth.
00:15:12 #162 We're going to the South Seas.
00:15:14 #163 Oh, that's a long trip there, a long way back.
00:15:16 #164 Yeah, but we're not coming back.
00:15:17 #165 You see, we own the Nile and out there.
00:15:20 #166 Don't we, Ollie? Uh-huh.
00:15:21 #167 Like a cork.
00:15:26 #168 We can't afford one.
00:15:27 #169 We haven't got any money.
00:15:29 #170 We did have, but it took it all for taxes.
00:15:32 #171 Well, don't worry.
00:15:33 #172 I'm gonna send you a mechanic and he won't cost you a cent.
00:15:42 #173 What is my execution fee?
00:15:45 #174 There are two characters alongside.
00:15:47 #175 They own an island in the South Sea.
00:15:49 #176 You're invited.
00:15:51 #177 And you won't need a passport to get ashore.
00:15:53 #178 Oh, please.
00:17:30 #179 Please.
00:17:34 #180 When you get up, you're all right.
00:17:42 #181 This is wonderful.
00:17:48 #182 The sea, the sky, the sun, and you and I alone
00:17:52 #183 on the bounding name.
00:17:53 #184 What do you mean, alone?
00:17:54 #185 He's with us. Oh, of course, Antoine. He's our very, very good friend.
00:17:59 #186 Yes, sir. And we'll share and share a light.
00:18:04 #187 Thank you. Thank you.
00:18:07 #188 Stanley, open the skylight so we can get some of that good CS.
00:18:17 #189 The flashes, it's already open.
00:18:32 #190 When you get to the island, you better see an optimist.
00:18:35 #191 Hot rolls and buns. And for the peace de resistance,
00:18:39 #192 A swan presents his specialty, the cult of old...
00:18:43 #193 Gawdney.
00:18:44 #194 How's Gerdney?
00:18:49 #195 I'm going to enjoy that, I know.
00:18:51 #196 I love culties.
00:18:53 #197 In the Gawney, you use a small touch of Gawdney.
00:19:41 #198 Oh, I hardly use a pinch.
00:19:58 #199 Steal food from a friend is the smallest thing in the world.
00:20:03 #200 Oh, I don't know.
00:20:05 #201 All I hope, Stan, is that you enjoyed your role.
00:20:08 #202 How could I enjoy it when you stole it?
00:20:11 #203 What do you mean I stole it? You stole it!
00:20:13 #204 Tell me.
00:20:14 #205 I would like you to know how happy I am to have you both as my friends.
00:20:18 #206 I would like to give you a toast.
00:20:20 #207 I give you friendship.
00:20:22 #208 Friendship.
00:20:23 #209 Here's how.
00:20:24 #210 Friendship.
00:21:07 #211 Here's your help.
00:21:08 #212 Well, no?
00:21:23 #213 No.
00:21:24 #214 Definitely no.
00:21:25 #215 Don't for done.
00:21:28 #216 Sit down, my friend.
00:21:29 #217 And Tom is going to serve you this masterpiece.
00:21:33 #218 It was garlic.
00:22:20 #219 Back after you've eaten yours.
00:22:27 #220 You should be.
00:22:33 #221 If you think I've eaten your roll and your potato, way me.
00:22:47 #222 Well, if you didn't, who did?
00:22:50 #223 Is that better than this ship I have standing, put you in irons?
00:23:10 #224 What's all this about?
00:23:12 #225 You're storing my potato.
00:23:14 #226 Yeah, my roll and shop.
00:23:17 #227 Incidentally, who's staring the boat?
00:23:22 #228 Oh, I forgot to tell you.
00:23:24 #229 I tied the wheel on its course.
00:23:27 #230 Well, for once you have used your head.
00:23:38 #231 Thank you, Ollie.
00:23:39 #232 I'll try and do that more often.
00:23:42 #233 What was that?
00:23:50 #234 The motor's stuck.
00:23:51 #235 I said you're the engineer.
00:23:54 #236 But to tell you the truth, I'm not a mechanic.
00:23:56 #237 The captain on the boat could have that story just to get rid of me.
00:23:59 #238 As usual, I have to do everything myself.
00:24:04 #239 Get up on deck and stand by.
00:24:06 #240 Stand by what?
00:24:08 #241 The hand of the deck.
00:24:12 #242 We'll take this little matter up a little later.
00:24:14 #243 What do you think's wrong with it?
00:24:25 #244 There's no use guessing, we'll just have to take it apart and find out.
00:24:31 #245 In other words, use your head.
00:24:33 #246 What for?
00:24:34 #247 Well, you could use yours for a bowling ball.
00:24:38 #248 You mean one of those with a hole in it?
00:24:41 #249 Now give me a hand.
00:24:45 #250 That'd be a lesson to you.
00:24:51 #251 The gas tank's empty.
00:25:40 #252 Why didn't you tell me that before?
00:25:44 #253 Give me the parts and I'll put them back together.
00:25:46 #254 Now we've got nothing left but the sail.
00:26:01 #255 And when I give the signal, you pull.
00:26:12 #256 I could have broken my boat.
00:26:23 #257 You got no right here.
00:26:26 #258 I have my right side traveling as a stowaway.
00:26:29 #259 They didn't tell us the stowaway came with a boat.
00:26:31 #260 Listen, fellas, I could easily have been a stowaway on any other boat.
00:26:36 #261 I happened to pick this one.
00:26:37 #262 Then you have to find me and spoil everything.
00:26:39 #263 Well, we had to use the sail because the engine broke.
00:26:42 #264 Well, why don't you try fixing the motor?
00:26:44 #265 Well, we tried to, but it fell in the sea.
00:26:47 #266 a. Fallen the sea holy mackerel just my luck to be a story in a boat run by two
00:26:52 #267 land lovers who managed to drop the engine in the ocean the ocean. I think
00:26:57 #268 we've offended him what happened what goes on here we've got a story about
00:27:02 #269 this is an important shift Giovanni Copini got to meet you sir and this is Stanley
00:27:07 #270 how did you why don't you be careful come on we can't waste all day just talking
00:27:24 #271 Get that rope. Get the sail up. Go ahead.
00:27:27 #272 You know, the fat one, get on the other side.
00:27:29 #273 Poor old, it takes muscle to raise the sail.
00:27:31 #274 The fat one on the other side.
00:27:33 #275 Just in time to eat lunch.
00:28:20 #276 Never mind eating. What happened to my pants?
00:28:23 #277 I put on my gutter drives, getting to the face of you.
00:28:27 #278 Hey, the boat's moving. You can...
00:28:32 #279 We're playing hooky from school.
00:28:49 #280 We're all playing hooky more or less.
00:28:52 #281 Giovanni, what are you playing hooky from?
00:28:55 #282 From a world where I'm always being told what to do and then how to do it.
00:28:59 #283 We don't blame you.
00:29:01 #284 And you, what are you playing hockey from?
00:29:03 #285 Taxes.
00:29:04 #286 Yes, we don't like tanks.
00:29:06 #287 Where is your home?
00:29:12 #288 My home?
00:29:13 #289 Don't know.
00:29:15 #290 The whole world ought to be man's country.
00:29:17 #291 But for me, someone seems to have locked all the doors.
00:29:22 #292 Just the hour island now.
00:29:26 #293 Palm trees, flowers, the sun to warm us, and the gentle rain.
00:29:33 #294 Any houses here?
00:37:05 #295 Yeah, it sure is naked around here.
00:37:08 #296 Admiral, what do we do on a deserted island?
00:37:11 #297 Here's a man that was shipwrecked, and he did all right.
00:37:14 #298 Listen, Robinson Crusoe was born in the city of York.
00:37:19 #299 His father wanted him to become a lawyer, but young Crusoe longed to go to sea.
00:37:24 #300 Losos have gotten used to their new life.
00:37:38 #301 By using the latest scientific farming methods, they have tamed the wild land.
00:37:43 #302 Mother Nature has supplied them with plenty of fresh water.
00:37:53 #303 Moles as well as for the men, this island has become a real paradise.
00:38:26 #304 Yes, but a garden of Eden without Eve.
00:38:29 #305 And Adam is born.
00:38:32 #306 But what's this?
00:38:34 #307 Where are these skipping stones leading us to?
00:38:37 #308 To Pepit, the capital of the heating.
00:38:39 #309 the heat and who do we find Eve I beg your pardon
00:38:43 #310 show me the more today is a big day first of all she's taking an audition at the
00:38:48 #311 cockatoo the smartest nightclub in town and also she's expected at the courthouse
00:38:53 #312 for an important occasion she's going to marry lieutenant Jack Fraser this
00:39:01 #313 love more this way please hardly looks like it's your three quarters of an hour
00:39:10 #314 late you're not going to come all about three little quarters of an hour
00:39:13 #315 marriage is the most important thing and I should like before proceeding any
00:39:18 #316 further contract what contract miss law we're going to share everything in
00:39:22 #317 common that's not what I'm talking about my contract with the cacot to my
00:39:26 #318 debut tomorrow night so you'll have a chance to come and see me before you
00:39:29 #319 fail miss lamour if you please won't you oh but I'm listening to you your
00:39:33 #320 honor miss lamour you tenant marriage is a most important thing just a minute
00:39:39 #321 It's most unusual, but if...
00:39:41 #322 I'd like to understand that you intend to continue your career after we are married.
00:39:45 #323 But of course, my sweetheart.
00:39:47 #324 You never suggested that I should give it up?
00:39:49 #325 I never broached the subject, because I took for granted that after we were married, you'd devote yourself entirely to me.
00:39:54 #326 Nothing could please me more if you were here all the time,
00:39:57 #327 but when you spent ten months out of the year sailing the seas,
00:40:00 #328 what do you expect me to do?
00:40:01 #329 Swim behind your little barge?
00:40:03 #330 Calm yourself, Miss Lamoure.
00:40:05 #331 I'm very calm, Your Honor.
00:40:07 #332 But I'm not going to submit to this kind of blackmail.
00:40:09 #333 In that case, I'm not going to hang around here.
00:40:12 #334 You think about it.
00:40:13 #335 But think fast.
00:40:15 #336 Please, sir.
00:40:16 #337 Let him go away, Your Honor.
00:40:17 #338 I won't run after him. Do you hear me?
00:40:19 #339 Miss Vanua?
00:40:20 #340 He'll never see me again.
00:40:22 #341 I don't know what I'll do yet.
00:40:25 #342 But I'll see to it he'll never find me.
00:40:51 #343 I'm glad you boys are here.
00:40:52 #344 I want to talk to you.
00:40:54 #345 How about you fellas a while ago?
00:40:56 #346 I was down at the beach getting these fish for dinner, see?
00:40:58 #347 I was working in the garden.
00:41:01 #348 Did you see or hear anything?
00:41:03 #349 Just the waves.
00:41:05 #350 Why? I'll tell you why.
00:41:07 #351 Because I was down by the lagoon
00:41:09 #352 and I thought I heard the engines of a big boat.
00:41:12 #353 Then it whistled.
00:41:13 #354 By the time I climbed up to sea,
00:41:15 #355 there was nothing there.
00:41:17 #356 That's because it had gone.
00:41:19 #357 Oh.
00:41:21 #358 What had gone? The boat.
00:41:28 #359 You mean to tell me that you saw a boat
00:41:30 #360 and didn't let us know?
00:41:32 #361 Well, I saw it and I waved to it.
00:41:34 #362 We didn't wave back, so I...
00:41:36 #363 Get her something to drink before I forget myself.
00:41:39 #364 Pardon me. I had her with you.
00:42:00 #365 I think I saw something.
00:42:03 #366 What are you talking about?
00:42:05 #367 There's a girl in the kitchen.
00:42:08 #368 You are absolutely right.
00:42:11 #369 There she is.
00:42:14 #370 Hello. Well, hello, sir.
00:42:27 #371 How did you get here?
00:42:28 #372 Well, I guess you might say I was taught by a weep.
00:42:32 #373 Like the one that rides on a broom?
00:42:35 #374 I'm sorry for this intrusion, but you'll have to take me as a guest, I'm afraid.
00:42:38 #375 It will be a pleasure.
00:42:40 #376 I knew I should have built a guesthouse a long time ago.
00:42:43 #377 Oh, there's no place for me to stay.
00:42:46 #378 Oh, don't you worry, you're pretty sure ahead about that.
00:42:48 #379 If you're that in Antoine, we'll move in with Stanley and me.
00:42:51 #380 And you can stay right here.
00:42:53 #381 You're very kind.
00:42:54 #382 Come, my little princess, and I'll show you to your bourgeoisie.
00:42:57 #383 You know, I think I'm going to like this place.
00:43:00 #384 It's swell. You don't have to shave or anything.
00:43:03 #385 Beach with all my things
00:43:14 #386 Gentlemen get the ladies luggage and bring it to her shuttle. Thank you
00:43:21 #387 My dear is a wreckage of the good ship moment. Ah, I shall never forget the day that I found this island
00:43:27 #388 It was a terrible night
00:43:29 #389 Dark as pitch it was so pitch you couldn't see your hand behind your back
00:43:35 #390 Sandy then all of a sudden I spotted that harbor I
00:43:40 #391 Put her bow into the teeth of the game
00:43:43 #392 lashed myself to the wheel and beached her on that tentacle. Oh?
00:43:48 #393 And it's been there ever since.
00:43:50 #394 Well, boys, you must have had trouble getting it up so high.
00:43:53 #395 He read it in the book.
00:43:55 #396 Come, my dear. Go.
00:43:57 #397 Oh, sir, thank you.
00:44:58 #398 Gentlemen, make yourselves comfortable.
00:45:10 #399 Gentlemen, my side, well, the fair thing to do is to take turns while one sits up,
00:45:49 #400 the other sleeps.
00:45:50 #401 And when he wakes up, we change.
00:45:54 #402 now that's what i call a sport
00:45:57 #403 thank you all right
00:45:59 #404 that's a good idea
00:46:01 #405 i sleep and then when you wake up
00:46:03 #406 i sleep again
00:46:06 #407 and i want you to have gotten something
00:46:10 #408 haven't you forgotten something
00:46:12 #409 all good night only
00:46:16 #410 and sorry i get up and put that handle out
00:46:19 #411 but you said that i'd go ahead selfish
00:46:22 #412 mmm
00:46:44 #413 wake it no
00:46:47 #414 I'm going to draw the plans for a splendid, you Wally.
00:49:39 #415 I'm going to give you fellas a piece of my mind.
00:49:42 #416 Sherry's a nice girl, isn't she?
00:49:44 #417 Ex-harming.
00:49:45 #418 Pretty too.
00:49:46 #419 And they're all friends, aren't we? Of course. Naturally.
00:49:49 #420 Well, I make a motion that we never let a woman come between us. Agreed?
00:49:53 #421 Okay.
00:49:57 #422 Where's the sandpaper?
00:50:02 #423 Sandpaper.
00:50:04 #424 In that locker. Thank you.
00:50:06 #425 Welcome to anybody.
00:52:50 #426 You what?
00:53:05 #427 It's a private. I hope you're going to like.
00:53:21 #428 What another one?
00:53:23 #429 What is it?
00:53:24 #430 Have you been fond of Boyabes?
00:53:31 #431 Oh, he loved it.
00:54:59 #432 Before you, did you really think we were building a refrigerator?
00:55:03 #433 We were afraid you'd find out so we put on all the decorations last night.
00:55:07 #434 Oh.
00:55:08 #435 Be a singer. She carries around with her.
00:56:40 #436 Take me down. Now what?
00:56:44 #437 You're wrong, baby. I never tried tracking you down.
00:56:46 #438 Our old friend Dolan reported he'd seen an uncharted island.
00:56:50 #439 My business here is to charter my men are out there working at it now
00:56:54 #440 I suppose I ought to have my head examined but I'm going to give you one more chance
00:56:58 #441 Oh and pack your things and be down at the beach in 15 minutes. Well, I suppose you want to be rescued don't you?
00:57:10 #442 Not by you. This is your last chance. Are you coming?
00:57:24 #443 No better keep an eye on that guy. He looks like a man that would steal our island the place is loaded with it
00:57:55 #444 Rani, which one of you fellows happened to land first on this island?
00:58:05 #445 Let me handle this, fellas. Why do you ask that?
00:58:08 #446 Because it will determine which nation owns the island.
00:58:11 #447 We all own it.
00:58:13 #448 Of course, of course. You own the island. You're the real proprietors, but some country has got to claim sovereignty.
00:58:20 #449 The international law specifies that an island belongs to the country whose citizen was first to set foot on it.
00:58:26 #450 So some country can take our island?
00:58:28 #451 right and if that country has immigration laws you will have to abide by those laws
00:58:33 #452 even income tax laws income tax laws of inheritance taxes and sales tax you know what
00:58:39 #453 they're trying to do that trying to take out your radiance that's it exactly
00:58:43 #454 pardon us for just one moment tell him that we all landed on the island at the
00:58:59 #455 same time if we can't tell a lie and from was the first to land was a
00:59:05 #456 terrible night all right all right it's how it is I was the first man to step foot
00:59:17 #457 on this island okay what's your name I'm twang and one what I'm twang master of
00:59:23 #458 cooking the nationality I haven't had a you see he's what is known as a stateless
00:59:29 #459 man or in other words a misplaced person you see he's lost and he can't find
00:59:35 #460 himself listen you've got to have a nationality telling me I explained that
00:59:39 #461 in every port wherever I tried to land but no country wanted to have me every
00:59:44 #462 country now will want to have you I'll go and radio the authorities and dump it
00:59:48 #463 in somebody's lap so long gentlemen by the time every hour on the other station
01:00:05 #464 has given you up to the military port in the last difficult that is
01:00:08 #465 covered by the grandy potency who should have problems to the beat the
01:00:11 #466 reason discovery in the Pacific of an island which will be known him
01:00:14 #467 force as at all
01:00:18 #468 i'd be a girl pardon at all
01:00:21 #469 are for a part of conferences great powers
01:00:25 #470 in a joint state initiative today
01:00:27 #471 and on the appointment of an international commission
01:00:29 #472 to decide which nation will be awarded sovereignty rights
01:00:33 #473 over the island which is the merchant the ocean only a short time ago
01:00:36 #474 and will be known as at all okay
01:00:38 #475 this statement was welcome to believe in the world capital
01:00:41 #476 now it has become only a question of time
01:00:44 #477 before some government raises its flag over at all cake
01:00:47 #478 some governments flag they say
01:00:50 #479 do you hear that?
01:00:52 #480 why don't we make a government of our own?
01:00:56 #481 the Constitutional Act has never been written before eh
01:01:05 #482 chauvinist
01:01:18 #483 this will have to be a short constitution we
01:01:26 #484 dead people
01:01:28 #485 Prusul land
01:01:35 #486 ordered to save our island
01:01:43 #487 do you hear by
01:01:46 #488 a what kind of government do we want very little government be good i think
01:01:54 #489 without too many laws and no part
01:01:57 #490 you know no
01:02:01 #491 presents
01:02:02 #492 of taxes no taxes
01:02:13 #493 say this is getting to be a pretty government
01:02:15 #494 and i will have no laws
01:02:18 #495 and no money
01:02:20 #496 and that's all we have room for
01:02:22 #497 now the next thing is to hold an election
01:02:24 #498 I vote for myself as president and Stanley seconds emotion but I'm the discoverer of our island.
01:02:30 #499 I vote for Lee. You vote for me too, don't you?
01:02:33 #500 No, no, no, no, no, no. Giovanni votes only for Giovanni.
01:02:35 #501 Jerry, count the votes.
01:02:46 #502 One vote for Giovanni, one vote for Rottwain, one, two, three, three votes for Oliver Crusso.
01:02:56 #503 The president selected by a comfortable majority.
01:03:02 #504 As president of Prusuland, I will now choose my cabinet.
01:03:08 #505 Shall we? You are my vice president.
01:03:11 #506 Oh, thank you, Mr. President.
01:03:14 #507 And Juan. And you are my foreign minister.
01:03:17 #508 I am very proud.
01:03:20 #509 Giovanni, you are the minister of construction.
01:03:23 #510 You couldn't have made a better choice.
01:03:26 #511 Well, that's that. What about me? Stanley, you are the people.
01:03:35 #512 I don't want to be the people.
01:03:37 #513 What do you mean you don't want to be the people?
01:03:39 #514 They're more of you than they are of us.
01:03:42 #515 You mean there's a lot of me? Secondly.
01:03:45 #516 Oh, well, why didn't you tell me? I didn't know.
01:03:48 #517 Mr. President, but now we will have to have a flag.
01:03:52 #518 She's right. We can't have a government without a flag.
01:03:55 #519 We use this as a flag?
01:04:00 #520 That will be pricing.
01:04:02 #521 Yes, but we'll need an emblem.
01:04:04 #522 Wait a second. I have an idea.
01:04:07 #523 I have an idea.
01:04:52 #524 It's possible to keep this house clean.
01:04:54 #525 E, in the justice act, to recognize the new sovereign state, the Caruso Act.
01:06:06 #526 It wouldn't be too sure.
01:07:58 #527 If it's the last thing I do, that's not possible.
01:08:01 #528 Why not?
01:08:02 #529 Because we have no such laws.
01:08:03 #530 Yes, that would be pretty difficult.
01:08:05 #531 We'd be forced to change the Constitution.
01:08:07 #532 If you want my advice, Mr. President, call the meeting of the cabinet.
01:08:10 #533 That's a good idea. Come on.
01:08:12 #534 We'll attend to that right now.
01:08:14 #535 You yourself folks will be right back.
01:08:19 #536 Sure is quiet out there.
01:08:44 #537 That's because I showed a firm hand with our proclamation.
01:08:47 #538 Test the public's reaction.
01:09:05 #539 Coming to visit you.
01:09:09 #540 They're coming to apologize.
01:09:11 #541 I knew that would bring them to their senses.
01:09:15 #542 But he's the president.
01:09:30 #543 He certainly is.
01:09:32 #544 Why don't you hang him?
01:09:36 #545 Me an excellent idea.
01:09:40 #546 You will confess everything,
01:09:42 #547 and then you will be hanged like gentlemen at sunrise.
01:09:46 #548 Thank you very much.
01:09:47 #549 What'd he say?
01:09:53 #550 Why don't you keep your big mouth shut?
01:09:56 #551 Are you going to hang her too?
01:09:57 #552 What can I say, but thank you.
01:10:02 #553 I can't believe my ears.
01:10:04 #554 Well, if you can't believe those ears, you can't believe anything.
01:10:08 #555 Put some guards around the house.
01:10:10 #556 I'll immediately go and start a crew building a gallows.
01:10:13 #557 Oh, by the way, now that I'm going to be president, I'll need that outfit.
01:10:19 #558 Will you accompany me, my dear?
01:10:21 #559 Let us go. Who?
01:10:22 #560 Jill can't believe
01:10:32 #561 Oh, shut up!
01:11:26 #562 Eight meters! Over!
01:11:27 #563 It's lucky I was hired to come here as a radio operator
01:11:30 #564 Without a lector, I'd be some...
01:11:32 #565 Which reminds me, he was just looking for you, a lector Huh?
01:11:35 #566 Lieutenant Fraser!
01:11:59 #567 Hello, Snow White
01:12:01 #568 Don't tell me the doors are annoying you Hello, Jack
01:12:04 #569 Oh, listen to me, you've got to come hard to wait
01:12:06 #570 We've started a revolution, they built the gallows
01:12:08 #571 They're going to hang everyone I need...
01:12:09 #572 Change your course, 20 points to Starboard
01:14:05 #573 shoot us you're not going to be the guard outside I put a stone in my car so only
01:14:14 #574 because one of us had to remain free to save the other what are we waiting for
01:14:17 #575 come on you know I'm staying here but we can't leave you here I've got to stay
01:14:24 #576 here and send them in the other direction thank you very much right I
01:19:54 #577 now pronounce you man I do you say Giovanni has gone back to his native
01:19:59 #578 Italy instead of building marble palaces he'll go on forever building
01:20:04 #579 fences. Antron has been brought back to the boat from which he ran away. Still
01:20:09 #580 anxious to give up this life of wandering, he tries once more his usual means of
01:20:14 #581 escape. But this time he's gotten into the wrong sort of cage. For two heroes, after
01:20:29 #582 all their mishaps, they've finally gotten their inheritance. Their own South Sea
01:20:33 #583 Island, and they're far away from all the cares of the world. They settle
01:20:39 #584 down to a well earned rest.
01:20:41 #585 See that sure was nice of President Shree to lad us here on our own real island.
01:20:47 #586 Give us all this food and everything.
01:20:50 #587 Just like a fresh start in life.
01:20:52 #588 It certainly is.
01:20:53 #589 And they're going to bring us new supplies every six months.
01:20:57 #590 At last all of our troubles are over.
01:21:00 #591 Yes sir.
01:21:01 #592 Nothing to do from now on but eat and sleep.
01:21:05 #593 And nobody to tell us what to do.
01:21:11 #594 What are you doing here?
01:21:12 #595 What are we doing here?
01:21:14 #596 Well, this is our island.
01:21:16 #597 There must be some mistake.
01:21:17 #598 This island has been taken over by the government
01:21:19 #599 for insufficient payment of inheritance taxes.
01:21:22 #600 Moreover, you've also been fined for the delay.
01:21:25 #601 My duty to seize your supplies and food.
01:21:27 #602 Take it away.
01:21:28 #603 Well, here's another nice mess you've got me into.